#wheelzier twins

[cryingbilldenbrough]

Mike and Richie being twins who won't stop fighting about the most petty things ever but their boyfriends (Will and Bill respectively) basically become bffs and are amused by the whole thing

the double date is not richie’s idea

it’s not bill’s either, and richie knows his brother would never go along with an idea like this of his own volition

it’s will’s

will walks into the wheeler household one day, ditching his shoes by the front mat, and comes across bill and richie sharing the living room couch

richie has been trying to convince bill to make him dinner for like, half an hour

“it’s your k-kitchen, ruh-richie,” he says as will walks in

richie sighs and sinks further into the couch, smiling at will geniunely

because like, richie fucking loves will byers

when they first met years and years ago, richie immediately was reminded of eddie kaspbrak

because will had the same aura, like he was small and unassuming but could rip into you without hesitation

as time has gone on, richie has realized the differences, the nuances of each boy that set them apart

because while eddie is a bitch, will is dry

his humor is all soft words that cut deep and teasing eyes

he’s a little smarter, a little quieter, a little more lovely

if bill denbrough hadn’t already captured richie’s heart, he could see himself falling a little bit in love with will byers

he also has no fucking idea what will sees in his brother

“will, tell bill to make me a sandwich,” richie says, crossing his arms over his chest

“will, tell r-r-richie  i’m not his b-butler,” bill says and will smiles at them both

richie can’t help but reach out and pinch bill’s cheek and his hand is swatted away as will laughs

“mike and i were just gonna go get burgers,” will offers, “you guys could tag along if you wanted!”

his eyes are shining like he really wants them to say yes

before richie can turn down the invite, bill is speaking

“that s-sounds great!”

and that’s how richie finds himself shoved into a booth next to bill at the local diner, his boyfriend’s arm around his shoulder and his brother glaring daggers at him across the table

will looks almost smug and richie contemplates it as they order 

the bright side is the diner has really really good food and a chocolate milkshake that richie gets with the intentions of sharing with bill but mainly ends up hogging to himself

“so, byers” richie starts over the rim of his milkshake, and he can see his brother seething already “how’s your mom?”

mikes foot connects with richie’s shin under the table and richie yelps

“shut up, rick,” mike says and that’s when it begins

“it was a question, asshole!”

“i dont want to hear you hit on my brother’s mom for the fiftieth time!”

“i wasn’t gonna!” 

“yeah right”

“joyce is a wonderful woman! i just wanna know how she is!”

this continues on for like, Too Long

until bill is facepalming and will is wondering if this was a good idea after all

cause the thing is, will and bill get along really well

they both like art and are creative and even though he loves jonathan with all his heart, will thinks bill denbrough would make a really good big brother

and he wants to spend more time with him!!!

and will KNOWS he and richie could be good friends!!!

because richie always gets this soft look in his eyes when he sees will, like he wants to protect him and like!!! that’s will’s shit!!!!

so the plan was to figure out a way all four of them could hang out

but the wheeler twins are just so used to hating each other, it’s hard for them to consider what it would be like to be friends

“she’s good,” will interrupts, when richie and mike’s voices have reached the point of carrying throughout the rest of the diner “my mom, she’s good”

he laughs a little

“she actually kind of wants to meet you, rich”

mike and richie both stop fighting to look at him

“what?” mike says, jealously dripping from his mouth

“i mean, i’ve told her you have a twin,” will explains “she just wants to know what a second mike wheeler could be like”

“annoying”

“cooler”

richie and mike say at the same time, but their fight has been quelled

there’s something about will byers that is incredibly calming

also, richie is now smug as Fuck that joyce wants to meet him

they eat the rest of their dinner in relative peace, other than the time mike steals a bunch of fries off richie’s plate without him noticing and richie catches him eventually mid-bite

and when they leave the diner, mike and richie splitting the bill right down the middle, richie feels like maybe this could work out

maybe he could look past a childhood of loathing and envy of mike’s many friends and DND nights

and maybe they could all hang out again

he’s richie tho, so he’s gotta ruin it

he screams shotgun as soon as they get out of the diner and trips mike as he runs to will’s car

“RICHIE YOU DICK” mike yells, his knees scraped and his hands kind of bloody

he pulls richie out of the passenger seat and starts laying into him right there on the sidewalk

bill and will make eye contact across the parking lot and sigh

send me headcanons/requests/prompts!

[d4ringjoon]

are people who ship wheelzier when they’re headcanoned as twins okay?

[jaegerboob]

hullo there :>

if ur here from my AO3, thank you for crossing thru THAT sludge and if you're wondering, yes i am currently on hiatus from writing fics.

my inbox is open in case anyone wants to talk abt Reddie, Wheelzier, Classic Rock, my Barry & Richie twin AU or other shit that i post and that's all :]]

[the-angry-pixie]

(Not same anon as before, but when butts get involved I am magically summoned) That's so strange. I always hcd Richie with the better butt over Mike(mainly because of those hot photos on that polylosers blog. They always gave Richie a good ass), but I could go either way after I read that wheelzier thing you posted wayyyy back. You know where they both wanted to be the bottom that night. But if we're talking twins, you yay or nay on same sized schlong? Real talk.

[referring to this post]

Ok so when it comes to Richie, I have a lot of fun thinking about his big mouth and how he’s always TALKING A BIG GAME when it comes to discussing his virility and ahem... physical attributes. 

So because of that I just really enjoy making him average looking. Flat butt, average penis, the works. I believe he, like Finn, has a beautiful modelesque face that gets ruined (or improved depending on your thinking) by his big glasses and buckteeth/braces. And yet he still has this charm about him. Despite being a gangly, nerdy, weird-looking giraffe. You almost believe all of his bragging.

You mentioned my Wheelzier fic, in that I had Mike calling Richie’s dick huge not because it actually is, but because he was trying to appeal to Richie’s ego and goad him into topping. I just kind of love the idea of everyone being in on the joke.

[by the way i really must mention that i do HC Richie as an incredible lover, but it has less to do with him having a “wonder cock”and more to do with him being an enthusiastic and generous lover]

But if we are talking Twin AU... ha ha ha I just have so much fun thinking about Richie being petty over trivial stuff like how flat his ass is.

“Its not fair MIKEY!! Why do you get to have an ass and I don’t?!?”

“Richie... *rubs temples*... please stop looking at my ass.”

And so... in that same vein, I think they absolutely DO have the same size cock. But of course Richie thinks his is bigger. In fact, he INSISTS on it! (and yes, they’ve done side-by-side comparisons - also at Richie’s insistence).

Thank you for asking the real questions m’dear.

[trashmouthdiangelo]

Ship suggestions?

So I’m planning a new ST/IT fic and I need some ship ideas. Other than Will or Eddie with a girl and Wheelzier (bc they’re twins in this one), anything goes.

The rarer the ships the better.

[stonedstozier]

hi i luv you and your entire blog and just wanted to ask, whats your stance on wheelzier? (not related)

umm i’ve actually never heard of that...? & if i to write mike & richie they’re always twins so... wow that’s kind of an odd & confusing concept for my brain

[devilstrip]

i hc mike and rich as twins so reading all this wheelzier content over the past few days has been really kinky for me

ahahahaha omg i can imagine!!! but i’ve never written or hc’d them as related in any way.

lemme take this moment to remind everyone that whEELZIER ARE NEVER WRITTEN AS RELATED IN MY POSTS UNLESS SPECIFIED!!!!!!

[ao3feed-strangerthings]

sleepy

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/35zuQqQ

by Anonymous

Mike wakes up in the middle of the night with a hard dick, while he's cuddling with Richie.

aka: some wheelzier porn bc i've kinda had this idea for a while. posted anonymous bc i really don't want incest porn on my main page. also yes i am well aware that this is fucked up, i just like, needed to get it out.

Words: 1172, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Richie Tozier, Mike Wheeler

Relationships: Richie Tozier/Mike Wheeler

Additional Tags: Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler Are Twins, Twincest, Oh god, I'm Sorry, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Mutual Masturbation, Aged-Up Character(s), Kind of Somniphilia, But Only a Little Bit - Freeform, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I Can't Believe I Wrote This, What Have I Done, Also Richie's last name is Wheeler here bc he lives with the Wheelers here, also kinda dub-con, Bottom Richie Tozier, technically, they dont actually fuck but y'know

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/35zuQqQ

[cryingbilldenbrough]

Hmmm.... how about we talk about an IT/Stranger Things crossover?

OKAY HERE’S THE CONCEPT: richie tozier and mike wheeler are twins

richie is older by like three minutes and is INSUFFERABLE about it 

literally any time mike tries to argue at the dinner table (bc mike LOVES to argue at the dinner table) richie tries to shut him down with “im your big brother, you have to listen to me” and mike gets PISSED because it doesn’t even make any sense!!

“BY THREE MINUTES!” “best three minutes of my life” “that’s enough, boys”

you think mike is a little shit when he teases nancy about steve harrington? richie literally has a full-on steve impression that includes a bad california surfer dude accent and a cheesy smile 

somehow both boys have different groups of weird friends and nancy swears to god there’s always at least thirteen fucking middle schoolers in her basement yelling about some shit

despite having a lot in common, mike and richie try very hard to keep their friend groups separate because theyve had to share LITERALLY EVERYTHING since birth and it’s nice to have something belong to themselves for a change! 

that said, you KNOW they all like sneak around on the side and hang out. bill and will byers bond over drawing, swapping colored pencils and battered notebooks. ben LOVES lucas, appreciates his pragmatic nature, and they go to the movies together like every saturday night!!

bev and max hang out and smoke cigarettes behind the school dumpsters

can u IMAGINE richie and dustin in the same room? BAD BAD BAD

anyway mike tries desperately to keep will away from richie in the fear that will is gonna like richie’s humor and charm better and want him for a best friend but then he meets eddie kaspbrak and is like “richie’s already got his own will, we good”

also richie is banned from DND night bc he kept creating bards whose only goal was to hook up with mike’s NPCs and mike got sick of his brother fake seducing him

aNYWAY so in this world, the events of It happen during the summer and then immediately that school year, stranger things season 1 happens

will byers goes missing and bill denbrough is so FUCKING scared that It is back, that it’s stolen another child and he’s like leading the fucking search party because there’s NO WAY there’s gonna be another Georgie, not on his watch

he can feel that it’s different this time. there’s no magnetic pull in his stomach, no evidence to make him believe It has stolen will, but he has to find him anyway. 

(they find will’s “body” in the lake and bill cries himself to sleep that night because he FAILED AGAIN and someone else died)

meanwhile

richie is SO NOT ABOUT this eleven shit. he wakes up in the middle of the night and mike isn’t in the bottom bunk of their bunkbeds and he hears whispering from downstairs and comes upon his brother and some fucking bald girl in their blanket fort????

mike begs his brother to keep his fucking trashmouth silent for ONCE

but of course richie immediately calls bill and blabs it all bc bill always knows what to do and also they already defeated the physical manifestation of evil and fear so like what could a bunch of stuffy scientists do to them?

and bill helps mike figure out a plan and mike realizes maybe his brother’s kind of cool after all

the two groups come together to fight the demogordon and it’s fucking ELECTRIC because the lucky seven are this fucking MACHINE of love and friendship and mike is like “WHAT DID U DO ALL SUMMER RICHIE?WHY ARE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AN ARMY???” and richie just grins at him, shit-eating, and says “not much. hung out in a sewer while you and ur nerd crew were playing dungeons and dragons. killed a murdering clown. normal stuff.”

mike repeats this back to will later, rolling his eyes, and will laughs

the next time he sees richie he smiles a small grin and says “killed a clown in a sewer? try living in the Upside Down for three weeks and then get back to me.”

send me headcanons/prompts!

[cryingbilldenbrough]

Ok for the wheelzier twins i cant help to think that they bicker over the most mundane of things like cereal then milk or milke then cereal and which came first: the chicken or the egg. The one thing that will forever be something they go head to head against is who was born first like richie thinks its him bc of some overly complicated thing like the cosmos and universe and mike thinks its him bc he has like pictures of him as a baby before richie came out but richie feels those were faked

ok so i touched on this a liiiittle in this post, but i firmly believe that richie is older and it is a defining characteristic of his and mike’s relationship (or lackthereof)

step one: richard wentworth wheeler is born, kicking and screaming his lungs out, at 11:59am on a tuesday. he’s got a full head of hair and squinty eyes

three minutes later michael theodore wheeler makes his debut. he’s already taller than richie and he cries like he’s irritated to be alive

from that moment on, it’s all downhill

nancy is what, four? so she like wants to hold “her babies” and their dad takes turns setting both boys carefully down into her outstretched arms, teaching her how to support the head

and immediately, baby richie loves nancy

baby mike is not impressed and doesn’t stop screaming until his mom takes him back

“my richie” nancy says, running a chubby finger down his cheek, and fate is Sealed

so like, the idea is that richie and nancy bond a lot throughout their childhood

cause here is the big thing: mike and richie are two different kinds of kid

richie is a geek

and mike is a nerd

and nancy wheeler is most definitely a geek

richie bonds with his big sister over schoolwork, studying math and science together

they do like, cute little science projects like building lava volcanoes in the kitchen and like digging in the mud in the backyard

richie sleeps on nancy’s floor for like a whole year when they’re eight because he and mike get in a fight over who gets top bunk on their bunk beds

he comes down to breakfast with his toenails painted and mike isn’t jealous of that but he is kind of jealous of the way nancy ruffles richie’s hair fondly

mike only gets to spend time with nancy when she humors him plays fantasy board games with him and even that’s few and far between

nancy is also the only one who really gets richie’s humor, laughing quietly into her hand at the dinner table

mike sometimes thinks they would have been better off twins rather than him and richie

mike builds the blanket fort in the basement to escape them sometimes, to curl up in the darkness and to forget that there’s supposed to be someone by his side

so mike goes out and makes friends of his own and tries to ignore how much it hurts when richie calls himself “your big brother”

cause they were supposed to be in this together, that’s what twins means

so he’s like………. super lonely……….. throughout childhood

and then! he meets will byers on the playground

and it’s the BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE

because finally, he gets someone of his own

someone who understands him the way his twin was supposed to and someone who loves him 4 him, not for preconceived notions of who he should be!

BUT will byers goes missing

and like, richie has been really distant lately so when mike comes to him, close to tears because will wasnt in school and the cops wanted to talk to him and mom and dad wont let mike go out and look for him and he doesn’t know what to do,

richie gets this weird look in his eyes

and grabs mike by the shoulders and is like

“do NOT go looking for him”

“you’re not my fucking dad, rick,” mike shoots back and like, richie looks more seriously than mike has ever seen

“i’m not joking, mikey!” richie says, shaking his brother’s shoulders “there’s bad things in this town”

mike hits his hands away angrily and stalks down to the basement to call lucas on the walkie talkie

later, mike finds out that as soon as he left richie, his brother called bill denbrough and whispered down the line how scared he was

but all mike knew then was that his twin was trying to be his Smart Big Brother again and he’s fucking grown out of that shit! he’s too old to get treated like richie’s annoying little brother!!

anyway, mike goes out and meets eleven and has another person who likes him best and suddenly he’s not sad about it anymore

he’s fucking angry

one night nancy defends richie at the dinner table, arguing with mike that richie didn’t steal his gameboy, you forgot it at school again you idiot

and they’re teaming up against him, with twin looks of distaste at mike on their faces

and mike’s HAD IT

he pushes off from the dinner table stalks up to his room and he can hear nancy’s footsteps behind him

“you always liked richie better anyway” mike says, slamming the door

nancy barges right into his room as he throws himself down onto the bottom bunk

“i dont like richie better!” she says and mike rolls his eyes into the covers

“i dont!” nancy repeats, sitting down on the corner of the bed. she reaches a hand out to touch mike’s back and he flips over to glare at her

“he should have been your twin” mike mutters and nancy sighs

suddenly she looks a lot older than mike thinks she should

“i know i spent more time with rick when we were kids than i did with you,” nancy starts “but he was such a lonely kid, mike.”

mike is silent

“you had your friends like will and dustin and lucas and richie didn’t have anyone,” 

mike’s angry now, because richie had HIM 

richie had MIKE and he didn’t think mike was GOOD ENOUGH

“it’s not your fault. you’re allowed to have favorites,” mike says, and something’s burning in his chest “richie wasn’t supposed to, though”

“what?” nancy says and mike feels tears prick at his eyes

“he was supposed to always like me best and he picked you instead”

“oh, mike,” nancy says as he cries into his hands

and it’s an old pain but it aches anyway and mike lets it flow out of him as nancy rubs his back

his eyes are dry when richie comes into their room later and he rolls over in bed so richie doesn’t try to talk to him

later, mike knows nancy told richie about it

because things are different

richie invites him and will and dustin and lucas along to go to the movies with him and his friends

(friends mike honestly didn’t notice richie making, and to be honest there’s a LOT of them)

richie takes him biking with eddie kaspbrak and bill denbrough, who mike remembers meeting when will was still presumed missing because bill was the only kid whose parents let him go along with the search party

and one night, long after everyone else has gone to sleep, mike finds richie in the basement blanket fort

(he’d been sneaking downstairs to try eleven on the walkie)

richie’s curled up against the wall and he nods at mike as he climbs down the stairs

“what are you doing up?” mike asks, folding his knees to his chest and pulling the blanket closed around them

richie looks kind of pale in the soft light

“couldn’t sleep,” he answers and mike sees the dark circles under his glasses “had a nightmare”

“you’ve been having a lot of those lately” mike observes and richie is silent

mike knows something happened last summer, while he was too busy trying to move on and make new friends, and it changed richie

he’s a little more serious now, a little more careful

“dont worry about me” richie says, putting on one of his annoying Voices “your old big bro is doing just fine”

and mike sighs

he thought they were over this but apparently not

“what?” richie says, noticing his slumped shoulders

“you’re not my big brother”

“am too,” richie argues “those three minutes without you were the best three minutes of my life” 

mike’s heard this joke before and he’s really just tired tonight

he starts to get up and richie catches his arm

“you know…” he starts, biting his lip. “you can tell me anything right?”

“i know,” mike sighs and richie just holds harder 

“you know i gotta watch out for you right?” richie says and its almost desperate? it’s almost like he needs mike to assure him he’s needed??? and mike is Not Feeling It. “thats what big brothers do”

“YOURE NOT MY BIG BROTHER” mike yells, and he knows he’s gonna wake somebody up but he doesnt care because richie just WONT GET IT

“you’ve never been my fucking older brother” and richie looks so hurt and it kind of makes mike feel good so he keeps going “you dont need to take care of me, i can fucking look after myself, you’re just a dumb trashmouth why dont u go mother one of your weird geek friends im so fucking sick of you”

and richie looks WRECKED

(richie only ever wanted mike to look up to him like richie looks up to nancy)

(he didn’t know that by trying to be mike’s confidant he was pushing him further away)

“i don’t need an older brother” mike is wrapping up, and there’s tears running down richie’s face and steaming up his glasses and mike’s crying too and gOD he really didn’t want to do this but it feels so fucking good to get it all out “i just need my twin”

richie fuckin knocks into him like a ton of bricks, wrapping his arms around mike and squeezing him tight

and they cry together, tucked into the blanket fort with only the light of a lamp shining across the basement

send me prompts/headcanons/fic requests!

[cryingbilldenbrough]

Theres really something funny about porn bots, of all people, sending hate mails

My friend also got one back then and it was fucking hilarious

Which headcanon post was it? 😂

it's like huh????? how did you even find this????? why do you even care????????

[the-angry-pixie]

Wait Wheelzier is a thing??? Damn that's wild. I really need to get back into the fandoms, I feel so out of the loop

It sure is. I call it the Cruise Ship because its cracky and fun and has no basis in canon whatsoever - we just here to party and have a good time with our doppleganger boys. 😎🍹💃

And don’t worry you are not out of the loop - we be very few in number on this party boat.

Some people don’t ship them though. Some people are just fond of imaginging them as Twins which is also valid and very fun (i’m for both).

Here’s my Wheelzier tag if you want to check it out. Oh and there are some good stories on AO3 so its worth checking out their tag over there.

Welcome aboard sailor!

[trashmouthdiangelo]

Wheelzier twincest. Yes or no? Cuz its a big yes for me!

Sorry, I only ship them as unrelated doppelgängers, not twins. Unless it’s mythology related, I don’t go look for incest in general.

I’m not judging you, though, since if an author don’t mention them being related specifically, your twincest content can be my doppelgänger content (and I had gone through the phase of wishing I had met my doppelgänger for some steamy activities). Plus, all the PJO relationships had really confused my POV here since technically they’re all related on their godly side.

Basically I don’t support it, but I don’t have a reason solid enough for me to say that I’m against it (I want to have a solid reason for my stance and I can’t think of one against it)