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who do you picture for Grantaire? Like I know it's canon that he's ugly and when I read fic, it is nice that aren't all conventionally attractive but sometimes when people make Grantaire ugly and describe his ugliness it's often along the lines of "fat and hairy" and I mean to each their own and yes, conventionally that's not considered widely attractive, but sometimes it feels awkward to read I guess?

you know what, i am so glad you asked.

(you’re very right about the knee-jerk reaction the fandom has to go ‘grantaire is ugly! he must be fat, or hairy, or dark skinned. maybe all three?’ like. unless you are projecting your own attributes onto grantaire, stop.)

my grantaire, when i write and imagine him, is a grimy lanky white boy who looks like he never sleeps and just rolled out of bed simultaneously. he’s funny; sometimes he’s witty, sometimes he just says whatever the fuck comes to mind just to get a reaction out of people (enjolras). he’s got some Issues; the world has not been kind to him. he’s got some dumb fucking tattoos and you can’t tell if they’re ironic or not. either way, they’re mostly just bad. they kind of work with his overall Look, tho. maybe they’re hot in a certain light? who’s to say.

let’s talk clothes. personal style? you can’t tell if it’s nonexistent or if it’s a series of deliberate, carefully cultivated style choices that make him look like a mix of that annoying sewer rat of a weed dealer who you were nice to once (1 time) and now cannot seem to get rid of, and one of those rich assholes who wants to dress like homeless people because some other rich asshole told them to

he is not an attractive man, but sometimes his personality makes you think ‘wow, maybe he is?’ and he’s dating enjolras, who is this Unbelievably beautiful work of art of a person, so obviously there’s something you’re missing, he must actually be really hot

basically. what i’m saying is, when i think about grantaire, i’m picturing

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need to update this i turned 28 last month

need to update this i turn 25 in three months holy shit

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“I think in some ways Patrick saves me on a daily basis. Whether its just a joke or him talking me out of doing something stupid. Or just being himself.”

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“I saw you,” Eddie said. “You were playing the saxophone.”

“Well, it’s actually a trombone,” Mike said. “I play with the Neibolt Church School Band.”

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flipping the tables at the temple is a crucial part of the run, but obviously every npc in the area will aggro on you as soon as you do it, which is a problem because the crucifixion exploit only works on a pacifist run. that's why we picked up those cords from the leatherworker earlier in the chapter. we can craft those into a whip and drive out the merchants, as long as we don't accidentally kill one of them. this is the only weapon in the game that doesn't proc the "violence" effect due to an oversight in the code, so this will essentially allow us to complete the tableflip glitch without breaking our pacifist run. once every table is flipped, the physics engine won't know how to handle it and some key values will be altered that will later allow us to clip through golgotha directly into hell-

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mike “you did pretty good for a white boy” hanlon teaching richie “two left feet” tozier how to dance

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you: you can’t ship bill with every member of the losers club

me, an intellectual: Bill Denbrough Has Seven Hands

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au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

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What is the charge? Stealing a loaf of bread? A succulent loaf of bread?

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iwtv show daniel is soooo grantaire coded and i think that is why i love him

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im crying laughing at that teaser lestat really read that book and said Daniel Molloy You Will Begin To Cough In Five Days

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You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!

If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.

Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.

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Heal Thyself (HP, Harry/Draco)

Heal Thyself (46902 words) by astolat Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood Additional Tags: Healer Draco Malfoy, St. Mungo’s, Medical School, Hospital, Medicine Series: Part 12 of Harry Potter works

Summary:

“Are you going for the course?” Lovegood asked. “You have the NEWTs.”

“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

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this is like the third time Armand's entire coven has been slain btw that is CRAZYYYY bro you gotta stop trying to lead these vampires

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look, i know that claudia is doomed by the narrative. i KNOW that she and madeleine have to die....

all im asking for is a short period of time where the fandom pulls a 2012 les mis type beat and starts giving me modern aus where madeleine and claudia get to have a beautiful wedding that louis cries the entire way through

also lestat is there and he wears white and it's a whole thing where madeleine conspires to have a bridesmaid subtly kick him out so claudia doesn't kill him but before it can happen armand "trips" and dumps a glass of Pinot all over his suit

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