#wheeljack: '...oh yeah i can see why you hate each other' and just gets on with it

[melishade]

Attack on Prime Incorrect Quotes (Cause it’s been a while) Main Story

Megatron: I’m going to take you out

Hanji: great, it’s a date!

Megatron: I meant that as a threat.

Hanji: See you at five!

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Megatron: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Levi: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Hanji: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Megatron: Only if you also don't ask why

Megatron: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Hanji:

Megatron:

Hanji: This one is fine.

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Optimus : Eren, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Eren: Well of course I have.

Eren: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Eren: It's boring.

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Hanji: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Optimus: Wasn't Levi with you?

Levi: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

(He hasn’t had a good day that day.)

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TFP Kids Timeline

Sasha: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jack: You’re a hazard to society

Miko: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Optimus: You kidnapped Pastor Nick? That’s illegal!

Hanji: But Optimus, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Pastor Nick, or destroying the Survey Corps?

Optimus: Kidnapping Pastor Nick, Hanji!!!

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Eren: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Hanji: Not if they consent to it.

Levi: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Optimus: YES?!?

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sasha: Shit.

Jean: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Arcee in Holoform: OH MY GOD CONNIE FELL OFF!!!

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Peaceful Timeline (slight spoilers)

Optimus: Tell Maria about the birds and the bees.

Megatron: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Maria: What?!

Oshern: You two need to stop!

Megatron: I’m not having this conversation with her!

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Sasha: What do you think Wheeljack will do for a distraction?

Arcee: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Arcee: ... or he could do that.

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Peaceful Timeline

Maria: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Megatron: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Maria: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Ymir in writing: edible

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Beloved Timeline

Optimus: Levi, I was not that drunk last night.

Levi: You were flirting with Elita.

Optimus: She is my conjux endura.

Levi: You asked her if she was single.

Optimus:

Levi: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

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Zeke: WHY. why did you give Zofia a KNIFE?!

Megatron: She said she felt unsafe.

Zeke: Now I feel unsafe!

Megatron:

Megatron: ... would you like a knife?

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Megatron: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Hanji: You have morals?

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Megatron: You're!...right.

Levi: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Optimus: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Hanji: That's why I carry two swords.

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Hanji: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Optimus: What did you do?

Hanji: Nobody died.

Levi: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

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Sasha: Can I get a potato?

Optimus and Megatron: fighting and yelling at each other

Sasha: Can I p l e a s e get a potato?

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Connie: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Hanji: I gotta give you credit, Wheeljack. You make it look easy.

Wheeljack: Years of practice.

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Arcee: We call that a traumatic experience. 

Arcee, turning to Jean: Not a "bruh moment". 

Arcee, turning to Armin: Not "sadge". 

Arcee, turning to Hanji: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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War Timeline (When the Autobot trio arrive)

Ultra Magnus: What happened?!

Arcee: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Smokescreen: Short, I guess?

Levi: Shit's fucked

Ultra Magnus: Okay, long

Levi, gesturing to the mutated titan army: Shit's very fucked.

(That’s enough for tonight.)

[suite43]

(summary: starscream and bumblebee have an argument, and turn to trusted friends for some advice. or: several long and winding paragraphs about love, redemption, and what we are worth. alcohol warning.)

"Be honest with yourself," Starscream sneered. "If we hadn't been forced together, do you really think you'd give a scrap about me?"

"Why does it matter?" Bumblebee shot back.

"Because, Bumblebee, you're wrong. You think you care, you think you're in love with me, but you're not. You were forced to be around someone you hated and you had to find some way to be okay with it because you're a good little autobot and you overcompensated. You're a victim of proximity. We both are. But y'know what? You're free now, so go ahead and run along back to your life and your friends and people you actually give a shit about beyond finding the moral high ground and leave me alone."

"Unbelievable," Bumblebee muttered. "You're unbelievable! Do you know how to do anything except wallow in denial? What is your fucking problem?"

"My problem at the moment is that someone was deluded enough to think he could squeeze millions of years of monstrosity out of me by telling me he loved me."

"Primus, Starscream, if you're not interested just say so! If you're angry, if you're scared, fucking say it! But you don't ever get to tell me how I feel!" Bee was screaming up at Starscream, pain and frustration radiating from him. "I don't know where I'd be if things were different and I. Don't. Care. I like my life, Starscream. Despite everything, I'm happy with it and I'm glad you're in it! Apparently you aren't, and if that's true you can leave! You've always been free to go whenever you fucking feel like it! But you haven't! So pardon me for assuming you had something going on in that thick fucking head of yours!"

"Oh, please-"

"No! Shut up! I'm not done and for once you are going to listen to what I have to say! You try so hard to convince everyone that you've got some black heart, that all you are is violence and malice, and I know  that's not true! Whether you want to believe it or not I've seen what you're capable of! I know you, you let me know you, and I decided that I fucking love you and I'm willing to keep loving you even when you're a cruel, stubborn bastard. If you really want to leave, leave! Go! But don't run because you're afraid, or because you think I don't know what I'm getting into."

Starscream didn't say anything, just stewing. Bee tried to collect himself, mentally urging Starscream to just fucking say something.

"You don't know me."

"For fucks sake, Starscream," Bumblebee sighed and decided fuck it and gave into his impulse, pulling Starscream by his collar down into a kiss. He was frustrated and Starscream was caught off-guard, so it was messy and clumsy and awkward, but after a beat Starscream grabbed his helmet and pulled him into it harder and Bee nearly forgot he was ever angry in the first place.

It felt like a million years had passed when they finally pulled apart and Bee let his heels fall back into the ground. Starscream stared down at him, face unreadable.

"Sorry," Bee said, barely even whispering, hands settled on Starscream's chest. "I just. How do I prove to you that I mean it?"

"You can't," Starscream responded, pulling away from Bumblebee's touch. Bee just watched him go.

He sighed. Starscream would be back when he was ready. Or he wouldn't. Either way, Bee would be here.

///

"Are... Are you okay, Starscream?" Thundercracker asked, peeking out the door to the balcony.

"I'm fine."

"Um... Why are you on my roof?"

Starscream was sitting cross-legged on the roof of Thundercracker's apartment, staring off into the distance, one hand held over his mouth in thought, fingers idly tracing his lips as he couldn't drag his mind away from flittering fancies of Bumblebee and kisses and love. Thinking about dozens of late-night conversations and well-meaning gifts of cheap high grade and the way he laughs and the way he looks beautiful even when he's angry and- hm.

"You know about things, don't you, Thundercracker?"

"Most people generally agree the answer to that question is 'no', but. Maybe? What kind of things?"

"What does it feel like to be in love?"

"Oh. That kind of thing. Uh," Thundercracker climbed onto the roof awkwardly, pulling himself up next to Starscream, legs kicking where they dangled off the edge. "You know I don't really mess with all of that, right? Dating and stuff. I don't do it."

"But you know things," Starscream said. "You're better with feelings then anyone else I know."

"Not true," Thundercracker said. "You know Bumblebee!"

"That's exactly the problem, Thunders."

"Oh. Oh." Starscream could almost hear the gears turning in Thundercrackers head as he connected the dots. "Are you in love with Bumblebee?"

"No. Yes. I don't know. If I knew I would know what to do about it and I wouldn't be here asking you for romantic advice now would I?"

"I suppose."

"So then how am I supposed to know?"

"If you're in love?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I've never been in love. I don't know. But, in the movies, it's like... Usually two people kind of get stuck together in some kind of situation, y'know, they meet and they don't really like each other much at first. But then you think about them all the time. And then you keep running into them, and even when you think they're annoying, something about them is still kind of endearing. They make you happy. And then there's some big fight or misunderstanding or somebody gets scared or has to leave and it looks like nothings going to work out, but eventually they decide that they like being around each other enough that it's worth working out whatever they fought about or giving up whatever's keeping them apart, and then, happily ever after, I guess."

"Just like that, huh?"

"Only in the movies. There's no end credits in real life."

"So what happens next, then?"

"I guess just what happens with every other kind of relationship. You keep being happy and working and then fighting and deciding its worth trying again over and over until you give up or somebody dies."

"Unfortunately I don't think death is a viable reprieve for my situation."

"Oh yeah, I guess not. Sorry."

"No, it's okay. He's easier to tolerate when one of us is dead."

"I guess the question, then, should be, is he worth it to you? Are you going to get off the plane to Santa Fe or New York or Chicago and run back to him, or are you gonna go be a well-respected but no-fun businesswoman in the big city forever?"

"What?"

"Sorry, I think I got lost in the metaphor," Thundercracker laughed, a big, booming thing, clumsy and well-meaning and earnest, just like the mech it came from. "Something in there was probably good advice, though. You should ask me things more often."

"I really should," Starscream sighed, leaning over and laying his head in his trinemates lap. Thundercracker didn't stop him, and let one hand fall to rest on Starscream's midsection, just to say I'm here when you need me so Starscream can reply I know, Thank you, I'm sorry by taking that hand in his and squeezing it lightly. They watched the stars twinkle across the horizon as lazy clouds sauntered by, and Starscream started to wonder about what he was worth.

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Bumblebee trudged into Maccadam's, his normal sunshine dampened by how just miserable and unfair everything seemed. He took his usual spot at the bar and ordered a drink, half as strong as usual so he'd have to spend twice as much money if he wanted to do something stupid, letting his thoughts brew around as he sipped.

"Hey, bigshot! How did it go?" Wheeljack slung his arm around Bee's shoulder, energetic as ever, but Bee just groaned and slammed his head into the bar.

"Terribly."

"Weelllll," Bee could practically feel Wheeljack trying not to say 'I told you so'.

"He's just. Agh!" Bee said. "He was just himself, y'know, determined to be as difficult as possible and allergic to his own happiness. And I yelled at him, which I probably shouldn't have done, and then I kissed him, which I definetly shouldn't have done, and now he's probably never going to even look at me again."

"Well, y'know what they say, fortune favours the bold and all that!" When Bee gave Wheeljack a skeptical, dont-try-to-make-me-feel-better kind of look, Wheeljack just doubled down, squeezing his shoulders. "Seriously, you shot your shot! That's all you can do, and if he didn't want you that's his loss!"

"He was scared, Wheeljack. I know him, I know that that's his fucked up defense mechanism or whatever and I knew he was gonna try to drive me away. Why did I let him drag me into that?"

"Because you care, Bee. You care a lot. You aren't the kind of person who can see somebody struggling and just leave them to it. You're like, literally incapable of not lending a hand. Especially when you love somebody."

"So then why the hell did I have to fall for the hardest to love cybertronian there is?"

"Oh, I'm sure there's been worse.I mean, Nova-"

"Not really the point."

"Oh. Because you have horrible taste?"

"That's more like it," Bee grinned. "Cheers?"

"To shit taste!" Wheeljack agreed, clinking their drinks together.

"Absolutely."

They left the bar a bit later, neither of them really drunk so much as in the zone, as Wheeljack liked to put it. It was right before you got too drunk to really do anything sensible but drunk enough that you didn't overthink things, and it was just the right level of alcohol consumption to go for a walk and talk about life.

"So, what're you gonna do then?" Wheeljack asked after the conversation had trailed off.

"About what?"

"Starscream. Y'know, I don't think he's very good for you."

"I dunno," Bee shrugged. "And i know. I know nobody thinks he's a good person but he tries, Wheeljack. He really does! He just, he's scared. All the time, I think, of everything. He doesn't trust me, or you, or anyone at all, and I hate it. I hate that he feels like he can't trust me, even after all the stuff we've been through. It makes me mad! Not even mad at him, just mad at- at- I dunno, at the universe, at the war, at Megatron, at every shitty thing that ever happened that made him feel like he needs to be afraid all the time. I want him to be safe. I want to make him feel safe. But I dunno how and he won't tell me, and how can I tell him my stuff if he won't tell me any of his, and if we never tell each other anything then it's not all that much of a relationship."

"I mean, what do you even want from someone like that? He's not got a lot to offer. I mean, he's kinda hot if you squint, I guess, but other than that?"

"I think 'kinda hot' is the understatement of the century, Wheeljack. But... I dunno, I just. Want something. I want him to be able to tell me he cares about me. I know he does. But I want him to say it. I want it to be real."

"Why? You're a good person, Bee, it's not like you don't have options."

"Because I'm happy when he's around. I feel more like myself. I feel like my life is better when he's in it. For better or for worse, he's got a perspective nobody else does, and he always comes up with things I'd never even think of. He's smart and observant and funny just as much as he's a wise-ass and a smug bastard. For every inch of him that's irritating there's another bit that's incredible. And a lot of that incredible feels like our little secret, like he only lets me see those parts of him, and I like that too. And, I dunno, I get to be angry and there's nothing wrong with it. He's never mad that I'm mad, he never tells me that getting pissed is a waste of time or energy, he just lets me be. He argues, but he doesn't try to stop me or make me be polite and friendly because he doesn't need or want me to coddle him. I like the idea of taking care of him because it's less actually taking care and more just. being there, and letting him do the rest. I share my input and he gives his, and eventually he comes to the answer on his own and I get to see him being better. He gets better because he wants to, not because I'm forcing him to."

"I guess I just don't get how Starscream becomes a better person without you dragging him into it."

"People are fundementally good, Wheeljack. Don't look at me like that! It's true! Everyone wants to be loved, and really we all want to do good so we feel worthy of being loved, but it's about opportunity. When your needs aren't met, it gets harder and harder to do good. When everyone around you treats you with cruelty, it gets harder. When everyone believes you're a monster, why even bother trying to prove them wrong? All it takes is one opportunity, one chance to do the right thing, one person to say I know you know what's right for someone to take a step in the right direction. I didn't do anything to him, I just. I tell him what I know, which is that he doesn't enjoy who he became any more than the rest of us, and I give him space to know that even when it's scary and even when he loses everything, I'm on his side. Even the worst of us can improve given the chance. I really do believe that. I mean, you were at Megatron's trial. He opened the matrix. If that guy, given the opportunity, decided to turn himself around, why can't Star?"

"Did you kiss him and then yell at him or yell at him and then kiss him?"

"What?"

"Earlier, when you said you guys fought. Was it all like 'oh im in love with you' and then you kissed and then you fought afterwards? or was it like 'oh we're fighting by the way I love you' and then you kissed?"

"Uh, neither. I told him I was in love with him and he told me I wasn't and that made me really really angry, and I'm not even sure why honestly. And then I kissed him, to uh, prove I meant it, I guess? Not my best idea."

"Maybe you're just tired of being told what to do."

"I think I just don't like other people telling me what I am. I know what I am. I'm Bumblebee!" He took a deep breath and started yelling. "I'M BUMBLEBEE! I'M ALIVE AND I'M IN LOVE! AND I KNOW WHO I AM!"

"HELL YEAH!" Wheeljack threw his arms up, just enjoying the act of making noise as they wandered back to Bee's apartment, and eventually the two of them devolved into pointless hollering and whooping, until someone somewhere through a little chunk of metal and bonked Bee right in the back of the head with a SHUT THE FUCK UP! and the two of them just started laughing, both trying to shoosh the other as they eventually made it into Bee's apartment and Wheeljack settled on the couch, barely sparing a muffled g'night buddy before passing out, leaving Bee alone to stare out the window and think about what he wanted.

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Bee rolled out of bed the next morning to the sound of a knock at the door, rubbing at his eyes, wincing at the too-bright sunlight. He wandered past where Wheeljack was snoring on the couch, muttering a yeah, yeah, I'm coming, to the door as the knock came again, less sure of itself this time.

He wasn't really sure who he expected to be at the door. But it both was and wasn't a surprise to see Starscream standing there.

"Bumblebee." He said plainly.

"Uh, good morning," Bee responded. "What's, uh, what's up?" Ah, that felt like the lamest possible thing he could've said. Nice one, Bumblebee.

"I... I want to apologize."

"You... what?"

"I'm sorry," he muttered, hands clasped in front of him, not meeting Bee's eyes. "I. For everything. I'm sorry I'm impossible. I'm sorry I'm cruel. I'm sorry I'm petty. I'm sorry for my ego and my selfishness and for how I only drink the most expensive wines, even when you buy me the cheaper ones. I'm sorry because I know that none of this is going to go away and I'm going to have to keep apologizing over and over and it's going to get old. I'm sorry for doing every possible thing I can to drive you away and I'm sorry you're not stupid enough to fall for it because your life would be a hell of a lot easier if you would. This isn't easy. And I could stand here and apologize for hours and I still wouldn't hit everything, but, but. You're... I'm missing my train for you, okay?"

"Uh. You lost me on that last bit."

"Thundercracker's advice only comes through rom-coms, so, sorry for that too, I guess."

"It's okay. Uh. Thank you for apologizing. And I'm sorry, too. I'm sorry that I'm stubborn, I'm sorry for yelling, I'm sorry that I'm touchy and pushy and too much in all the ways you aren't. I'm sorry I always have to feel like I'm winning, I'm sorry about all my moral grandstanding, I'm sorry for all the ways I make you feel like a bad person. I'm sorry for the days that I don't have the patience, and I'm sorry for the days I have too much and it makes you mad, and I'm sorry I thought I could make you love me in the way I wanted just by pulling hard enough."

"It's okay. It's... It's okay."

"Are we... are we okay?"

"Yeah. I think so. For now. And if we aren't later, then I think we can figure it out." Starscream let his hands seperate, and Bee reached out to take them in his own, intertwining their fingers.

"Okay."

"Only if you want to. I know I'm not easy."

"Neither of us are easy. But that's okay. I meant what I said. I know what I'm getting into. If you think we can figure it out, I'd like to try, at least."

"I think I can do that. I can try."

"You wanna start by kissing me properly?" Starscream's face flushed bright pink.

"That sounds as good a place to start as any."

[that-one-weeb-but-it-transformer]

You Think Something Else is out there ?

Note: This isnt about knockout only just know hes hilarious 

 The three humans sat in there last classes, waiting to be released to go hang out with there alien robot friends. Miko was loosely going through the history book when she stopped seeing an image of an old carving the woman seemed to hold what looked like a cube of energon in her hand and up to the sun as she held what looked like a sword in her hand which looked similar to Optimus’ Star Saber just a lot more epic. 

She looked up seeing her teacher busy grading work she pulled out her phone taking a quick picture, flipping to the next page see seen a statue of the same woman taking another photo then hiding her phone away. The bell rang as she closed the book and grabbed her bag. Rushing out of the class she walked down the steps to wait for Jack and Raff. She looked at the photos as someone came up to her side. 

“hey-”

“WOAH!”

“Hey- Woah it’s just me.” Jack spoke with Raff next to him. “You okay?”

“Yeah,” She spoke, “Hey have you seen this before?” 

She pulled out her phone and showed Raff and Jack the photos as the three walked to meet there guardians.

“Yeah that was in our history text book why??

“It was?” Raff asked. 

“Yeah.” Jack spoke.

"I swear! On primus. I've seen this face somewhere." Miko swore.

"You're probably-"

Jack was ran into as books cascaded onto the floor.

"Sorry."

"No its okay. Let me help you."

The young woman- in her last year of highschool thanked him.

"Im Y/n..." she spoke softly.

Jack smiled, "Jack. Jack Darby-"

The teen froze as Y/n pulled back her heavy hair swooping it behind her shoulders.

"I- I uh..." Jack flustered.

"Are you okay?"

He nodded only as she smiled looking at the other two, Raff flushing at well at the beatiful girl.

"W-well see you later?" She questioned walking around the group with a wave, out of ear shot Miko spoke up.

"She was hot!"

"Miko!"

"What!? We're all thinking it!"

"Lets just go to the base!"

In silence the group went to there gaurdians and back to base. Settling in after there hellos Miko was still stuck on the same photo.

"I GOT IT!" She shouted causing everyone in the room to flinch.

"What?" Jack asked.

"That picture of the lady! In the wall! Thats the girl we went today!"

"Your insane!" Jack protested.

"I just dont know why she would be holding an Energon cube-"

"What?" Ratchet chimed in.

Miko rushed over with her laptop, "this lady was in our history book, we ran into the same lady today except she was our age maybe."

Ratchet looked at the photo with a long hum in thought, "By the allspark. Someone! Get Optimus in here! Now!"

Arcee rushed to get there leader, Optimus walked in calmly as Ratchet was busy baffled by who he was looking at.

"Ratchet? There seems to be a problem?"

"No!- Well yes! Look at this!"

Miko showed him the laptop, "Optimus thats Y/n!"

"Wait! You know her?!" Raff asked.

"Thats her name!? What is she?! A prime?! A god?! Shes atleast and aft kicker right?!" Miko questioned in a hurry.

"Y/n is one of the strangest and strongest femmes out there. She matches the strength of a Prime and the knowledge without being a prime." Ratchet informed, "she was able to morph herself into diffrent species."

"Like a changling?!" Miko asked happily.

"You say it as if she was just skilled. This femme took on power Miko." Bulkhead spoke up. "She'd over throw Optimus and Megatron quicker than any of us to even get the word 'I' out."

"Did you know her well Bulkhead?"

Bulkhead nodded elbowing Jackie as he did as well.

"She rolled with the wreckers for a cycle or two." Wheeljack spoke. "She saved my aft one or twice."

"Oh! I know wjo your talking about now!" Smokescreen spoke, "she's legendary among the gaurd!- She'd speak to Alpha Trion almost everyday! For eons! I only had the chance to speak to her once! But she was absolutely amazing!"

"She was quiet magnificent." Optimus spoke. "I knew her while I was still an archivist. We were very close."

"What happened?" Raff asked curiously the whole room listening now.

"Raffel that is a -"

Optimus stop Ratchet from interfering, "We had let personal feelings drive us."

"You had a girlfriend?" Miko asked.

"That...is one way to perceive it." Optimus spoke, "but we were much closer than others. We had and understanding most could not reach."

"Sounds like you really liked her." Jack told, rubbing the back of his head.

"That is one way to precieve it." Optimus spoke

The bots looked at each other as there leader was usually quiet about his deep feelings and relationships.

"Did you guys...seperate?" Miko asked.

"I was told she died attempting to talk Megatron out of his ways." Optimus informed, "It would be great to see here once more. If it was true."

"We can talk to her!" Miko spoke, "if she's disguised as a human! We can help!"

"You've done so much for the humans here. We could atleast help you guys get one more autobot on your team." Jack agreed.

"If we mention Optimus Im sure she'd jump at the opportunity." Raff chimed in.

"We get Y/n on our team. We win this war far more then by a mile." Arcee spoke.

"Plus you'll get to see Y/n again! Its a win win!" Bulkhead said.

"She's a total aft kicker Im in." Wheeljack pitched in.

"Won't she know where all the primes are?" Smokescreen asked, "She'll know where to find artifacts too won't she?"

"I hate to agree with them. But they do make some good points." Ratchet agreed.

"Very well. If you are all in agreement." Optimus spoke, "we will make a plan."

The next day came quicker than Prime could imagine it. His mind racing throughout the night and day, until the kids returned from school, with a fourth sleak car behind them.

The kids hoped out and the four csrs transformed. It was almost odd to him.

"It's really her!' Smokescreen fanboyed shaking Wheeljack as he sighed.

The group parted as Y/n stood there, her form tall, sleak, and slightly chromed. She smiled wearily at Smokescreen waving a few digits in a small hello.

"She said hi to me!"

Turning herself with the feel of eyes being bored into the metal of her helm she was faced with Optimus. It was clear to him now- the deep scar that crossed diagonal over her face. It was thick in silence as Y/n cleared her throat looking away from the bot.

"I. It is an honor to see you again sir." Y/n spoke a servo over her spark as she bowed her head.

"It is an honor to see you as well. I was told you didn't survive after your talk with Megatron." Optimus spoke placing a servo on her shoulder.

She looked up at him, the two lost for words as Ratchet silently and skillfully unhurried everyone out of the main room, including the humans.

Now alone Optimus placed another servo on Y/n's shoulder.

"I missed you."

Y/n flushed deeply, "I missed you too."

It was silent as Y/n put a servo on his faceplate.

"I suppose I did not concel myself as great as I thought." Y/n spoke with a soft chuckle.

"I should have known you'd come here." Optimus spoke, rubbing her faceplate softly.

"I crashed okay?" Y/n smiled thinking back years ago- where she had crash landed on the planet by mistake.

Optimus smiled in return, leaning down he kissed her, her hand resting on the back of his helm pulling her deeper into the kiss.

"PRIME-"

The two pulled away quickly as Fowler walked into base.

"Agent Fowler. I was not expecting you today." Optimus spoke as Y/n cleared her throat.

"I had informed Ratchet that I'd be arriving." Fowler spoke, "And who is this?"

"This is Y/n." Optimus spoke as she placed a servo over her spark bowing her head slightly, "She is on our side."

Y/n nodded as Fowler introduced himself, briefed Optimus then dismissed himself.

"You can come out now!" Y/n called as the bots and humans filed out of the hall.

"It. It is an honor to meet you all." Y/n spoke tying to avoid the obvious conversation.

"Are you and Optimus equal in strength?!" Miko asked happily, and on came the stew of questions, but the question that threw the two ofd was bound to come.

"Are you and Optimus a thing?"

"Miko!" Bulkhead scolded.

"Ah...uh...perhaps." y/n answered.

"Sorry for Miko. Shes just like this whenever she meets some one new." Arcee spoke. "It's good to have another femme on the team. The names Arcee.:

The two shook hands as Y/n smiled. "Its an honor to meet you. I am Y/n."

"Long time no see Wrecker." Wheeljack spoke as Y/n smiled

She spoke with a tease in her voice., "Still lifiting measly borders the two of you?"

Bulkhead laughed as Wheeljack smirked, "I'll take you on any day all day."

[favesgrave]

IDW 1 End Thoughts

Okay, I've had most of the day to process things. Maybe I can put it all into words now. Spoilers below (duh).

I still can't decide if I like this ending. I'm leaning more towards "no." Unicron was the final arc, the endgame of the series, and so many characters got killed off. I'd recover from one death, and then another would happen. Starscream, Soundwave, and Wheeljack were all favorites of mine, so seeing them die was... not fun, to say the least. They aren't going to get to enjoy a peaceful world.

And I get it, I guess. Thinking about it in-universe, this was the best outcome for everyone else. Without other bots sacrifices, more probably would have died. I'm not happy or satisfied with it though, especially with Cybertron just getting destroyed. That really bummed me out.

Now, onto Lost Light. The final Lost Light comic was a giant punch to the gut for me. Ratchet dying, Megatron getting his sentence (which we never actually find out what he gets), the crew splitting up, and a few other things.

Like... everyone forgetting Rung. Just, why? Why was that necessary? Was there an actual reason given and I just forgot? Was it supposed to be funny or something? I didn't find it funny. Just... really, really sad. After everything he did, they just forget him. I'm not cool with that.

Time for Megs. Because... yeah, we knew this was coming. It's been something established since he joined the crew. Even if he did good things, like helping the Functionist Universe, there's still so many unforgiveable things as well (I say this as an IDW Megs fan!). I guess his sentence is up to fan interpretation. Death, or eternal imprisonment.

Rewind... oh, I'm so sorry buddy, you got done dirty. First he dies, and then we get him back and things are happy for a while! Then in the last issue he's like, paralyzed. I don't like that either! Unnecessary sadness, once again! Same goes with Ratchet's death! I'm pretty sure there's characters older than him that are alive. But nope. Ratchet dies from age burnout. Yippeeee.... Brainstorm's whole thing with his accident was another punch to the gut!

And I feel really bad for Rodimus. It seems like he may be an alcoholic now? Or something close to that. He still gets to go on adventures in space, but like Drift told him, it's not the same. It'll never be the same without the Lost Light crew.

SPEAKING OF THE LOST LIGHT CREW!!! THEY JUST DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER FOR YEARS? IT'S THE FOUND FAMILY BREAKS UP AT THE END TROPE AND I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Like, I get they all have their own lives... but still. You get what I mean, right? And I know that there's that copy in another universe, still going off on adventures, but it's just not the same. The main characters, the original ones we got attached to, they're still living their lives, most in less-than-happy ways. It just kills me a bit.

So, in conclusion, the IDW ending makes me feel empty. It leaves me going, "Oh. This really is it, then." Though, I do think the Optimus Prime comics ended better than Lost Light. That one truly was bittersweet for me, while Lost Light was just gut-punch after gut-punch. That being said, if you've been reading all my reactions to this series, thank you. I started this last summer and now, I'm ending it this summer. I don't know what it is, I guess when it turned June my brain went "it's pride month now FINISH READING ABOUT THE GAY ROBOTS!"

That being said, I'll probably read IDW 2. I don't know when, I've gotta find a reading order. So if anyone has one, then I'd love to see it.

[geminiofpluto]

So I’m going to talk about Transformers Earthrise

I kinda just wrote each thing after each episode so I won’t forget much.

I’m writing what I remember from each episode

🚨SPOILERS AHEAD🚨

Episode 1: Elita is cool as ever, freeing Decepticons and pulling out “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings” on Jetfire when he was questioning why she wanted to free them.

And then Steeljaw :( He was in cassette mode when they were hurting him. Makes me sad thinking about it. If Blaster is going to make an appearance, I hope Steeljaw will be with him.

Also, I need to know what’s up with Megatron having Ultra Magnus’s head on his table and just talking to him like a normal conversation.

There’s a happy Red Alert moment when he talks about how happy he is to have someone on their team who can fly. I’m calling for a Red Alert and Jetfire friendship.

Megatron acknowledges that Elita is a good leader and saying she could’ve been leaderbof the Autobots instead,. He may have started a war but he still knows what’s good.

The bots at Section 12... I loved them, they were so nice to Megatron and were admiring him a lot. It’s easy to tell it hurt him very much to have to “sacrifice” them for the project. I’m pretty sure all of us were sad. Those three bots were very nice.

Episode 2:

Elita is once again acknowledged by Megatron she is a good leader. He even called her Ariel. I’m wondering if we’ll see the past between them.

When Megatron put them in the cylinder thingies, the Decepticons the Autobots frees the first episode came to save them.

The bot even said “Til all are one”

And Skyfire... this huge dude really did just fall against the glass wall while they were trying to escape all stealth mode.

Luckily Skytread let them escape. It was funny when he asked one of them to punch cause Chromia was like “on sight, bro” and went for it. Like I love Chromia. :D

We also get to see our bots on the Ark again! And we get to see the mercenaries too.

We get to see conehead seekers again dudes! And this is my first time seeing Doubledealer on the screen(might be his first time? I honestly don’t know)

What’s with the gray colored Bumblebee, Wheeljack, and Hound? But yet again, it could just be reusing the same models.

Where’s tiny man Prowl? Where’s Ratchet?

When G. Bumblebee said “Where’s the ugly looking one?”, I was like “sir, you looked in a mirror lately?”

Quintessons! And for some reason, blue spirit mask looking Deseeus just cut off all the Qunitesson other faces just cause she wanted a consensus? Damn

Episode 3: Oh no sad Optimus. D:

BUMBLEBEE!! HE’S GOT THE SIGIL NOW!!

Ooh Ratchet and Wheeljack are working together.

“Bumblebee is correct-“

“I am?!”

Ayyy more Elita and co, they even got a bunch of Decepticon with them. Oop the Reflector with the scars is named Scrapface.

Elita seems more chill with Jetfire now. More friendships! I really like seeing Elita and her group.

Also the Autobots found the Nebulon station.

THERE’S SOMETHING ON THE STATION! WHAT THE FAQ IS ON THE STATION

Bee and Prime walked through the space bridge, and the other side of beautiful. It’s got a similar terrain like Earth’s. It’s leafy and green and colorful.

Oop it’s a giant scorpion on the ship. Is it Scorponok?

Yep it’s Scorponok.

Elita and co are going to stop the remaining Decepticons from getting harvested by the Shockwave. How nice of them :3

ONEGA SUPREME! oh wait dangit it’s a mirage.

Damn Scorponok is tall. He looks like Devestator and RID01 Megatron had a baby.

So Megs finally caught up with the Ark.

Episode 4: I love Ironhide. He may have few moments, but he’s still my fav.

Optimus noooooo

Bumblebee was trying to help, but Optimus is over here being a worried dad.

Ooh, Megatron really shot Scorponok to say “Optimus Prime is mine!”

Soundwave has unleashed his cat :0

Prime’s just trying protect his kids.

So they got knocked out from the blast, and Ravage was sniffing Starscream to check if he was alive, but the dude shoved him off. Rude, he making sure you live.

He thinks Megs is dead so now he’s leader.

Now Prime and Megatron are stuck in a room together, and now they’re talking. Megatron’s got a girder in his chest and he slowly dying.

Here’s a picure I got of the scene ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The bots and cons are working together now! S not for now though.

Then Starscream starts talking shit to Megs and when he’s done talking about how he’d be a better leader, he says “What’s your argument?”

Megatron just shoots him. Ravage then checks on him again, but he shoves him off again. Why is he so rude?

Oop bots be out here calling Megatron a Quintesson and he’s offended. Quite hilarious

Starscream is really taking command and tossing Barricade aside. Starscream I love you but push him again and I’ll fight you.

So now something happened to the Nemesis ship, or perhaps it was the Ark.

Episode 5: Alpha Trion and Sky Lynx!! Sky Lynx wants to be a Prime too.

So the Autobots are in the Dead Universe. Sky Lynx is still alive and can apparently hear all.

Andddd he’s got some spiritual power and talking to Optimus now.

Sky Lynx is now humbled, I think he’s gonna join the Autobots.

So Megatron alive and he’s boutta pimp slap him.

GALVATRON?! where’d he come from?!

Sky Lynx is really making sad.

And now Galvatron doing the same spiritual thing to Megatron.

OP, let Sky Lynx go with you! Let him be redeemed.

Now Sky Lynx seems to be mentoring OP.

Optimus, Elita isn’t dead! She’s alive!

Yes, Megan. Don’t trust Galvatron! He’s trying to make you kill the bae.

Damn I keep forgetting how much the arena hurt Megatron mentally. :(

Ah yes, OP comforting Sky Lynx

Dang Galvatron don’t got them lips.

Woah the hate plague appears again? Damn Megan what you doing?

Sky Lynx NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What what Unicron and the golden discs! And now the bots are before Earth. It’s building up to Kingdom!

Episode 6: Megatron still after OP I see.

Wow Arcee strong enough to chokehold Starscream. ,,•^•,,

YES COG, QUESTION OP. Optimus, why you holding a gun to Megatron, trying to force him to accept your apology and forgive you.

COG NOOOOOOO

ah yeah more Elita and co screentime.

Shockwave stalking Elita with a invisibility cloak

And now OP and Megatron yelling and fighting. OP’s officially lost it guys

Ooh Bumblebee is taking charge

Ooh the mercenary gray Wheeljack is named Exhaust and the gray Bumblebee is named Bug Bite

Lol Elita tripped on air. Nvm it was Shockwave.

Shockwave actually believes Elita knew the Guardians.

And now Elita and her team have been compromised. :(

Doubledealer nooooo. Deseeus better let him go

COG, YOU’RE ALIVE?!

okay so Spinister caught Elita’s team, Shockwave has Elita.

COG NOOOO! cog :,(

ELITA NOOOO

EVERYONE NOOOOOOOOO :,,,,0

oh shit Megs got the Matrix, and he calling OP Orion

YEAH BEE! SHOOT MEGS

oh no he got away with the Matrix

Ooh Earth!

RAPTOR! RAPTOR! DINOBOT!!!!!

I finished it ;-; Hope you guys liked the show cause I think it was good.

I miss Cog and Elita ;-;

Also very sad there’s no Sunstreaker

[shikai-the-storyteller]

WFC: Siege watch!

Part 1: Episodes 1, 2, and 3

[Part 2] (Linking because Tumblr isn’t even showing the post on my blog or on my dash 🙄)

As a side note: every single person in this fandom is horrible at tagging their spoilers, you guys really need to do a better job at that because I’ve got a bunch of blockers on and I was STILL almost spoiled multiple times. Come on you guys...it literally came out today, be better about this.

Alright going to try and keep expectations low because I feel like the target audience for this is G1 dudebros who take a series about transforming cars way too seriously, but I’m still cautiously optimistic because a friend vetted for the dudes working on this show so WE”LL SEE

Episode 1

Aw man there’s only 6 episodes??? Bummer, I wonder if they’re already working on Season 2 or if they’re going to see how this does and let it die in the water if it’s not popular enough.

Things I know going in: Skyfire / Jetfire is in this, Megatron has big lips, and Elita is in it. That’s literally it, I’ve managed to avoid spoilers thusfar (though a few of the promo images implied Skyfire’s a Decepticon, so you KNOW that’s gonna break bad eventually)

WHEELJACK Wednesday THURSDAY

OH MYG OSH IS THAT SKYWARP??? EXPECTATIONS ARE NOW SKY-HIGH

The transformation sequences look so reminiscent of those stop-motion videos people do of their Transformer toys transforming. This isn’t a dig at the animation style, I think that’s rather charming and I wonder if it’s intentional.

Wow Bumblebee sounds like a jerk. I’m instantly on-edge, please don’t make all the characters ~hyper-masculine mean guys who don’t know how to have fun or talk about their emotions~

“The Autobots aint paying you for attitude” YOU TELL HIM WHEELJACK

Yooo Velocitron exists!

Ahh so Bumblebee IS just a mercenary, not an Autobot

OHOHO HERE”S JETFIRE

Wow Jetfire you’re really going the bad dude route huh

Ayyyyyy there’s Starscream

YOOO THERE”S THUNDERCRACKER

Thundercracker I appreciate that you’re using fancy tech to identify wheeljack but his Autobot badge is literally Right There

WTF

WELL THAT DIDN”T LAST LONG HUH...that’s a bit disappointing

OH NVM THAT WASN”T A HEEL-TURN THAT WAS JUST A STRAIGHT UP “I”M THE BOSS” MOVE

huh so they’re making Skyfire the target of Starscream’s desire for power. hmm

WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNING JUST TRANSFORM INTO CARS unless they’re too low on energon to do it??

There he is...Mr. Big Lips

Well that’s a surprising take Megatron

Isn’t that Cybertron and Luna 1 in the sky though?? Are they on Cybertron rn or not??

Megatron’s voice is really throwing me off, if it weren’t for his helmet and color I’d really think that was Overlord

ITS TRUCK DAD

OHOHO HE SAID THE THING!!!!

Why does bumblebee have lips too

“What do you know of slavery?” Alright that line did make me go “OHHHH”

“Alpha Trion would be ashamed!” “Of us both, I think” ouch, but nice to see Alpha “Grandpa” Trion back in a series

Megatron PLEASE don’t say “I’m enjoying this, Prime” in that voice while I can hear Optimus groaning in the background

AYYY ELITAAAAAA

Why are the Seekers chasing these guys, who are running on foot, ON FOOT??? CHANGE INTO YOUR DANG ALT MODE

WHEELJACK SWORE

man I’m only like a few minutes in and I’m already bored. I’m going to watch the whole thing, but I feel like this is really lacking soul or personality so far. It very much feels like the script was written by people who aren’t familiar with these characters, so they’re writing them how they EXPECT them to sound, not writing them as they actually are. It’s more than a little disappointing, but this is only the first episode, so I’ll keep going and see if this is consistent throughout the series.

Oh man, just listening to Elita you can tell she was written by a dude. Oof.

There’s the Ark!

Dang everyone’s running low

Jeez Optimus and Elita wouldn’t just walk by all these injured Autobots!

And Optimus wouldn’t brush off his officers!! Agh!!!

YO Ultra Magnus!

Chromia!!!!!

oh my gosh is THAT Red Alert??

Hey where’s Ratchet though

Gosh the writing is so STIFF!!!! I can’t stand this, if I wasn’t a die-hard Transformers fan I would’ve bounced a few minutes ago

 It might also be the way the VAs pause between words, please speak normally, these constant pauses between words are frustrating

Ok but where the frick is Soundwave

“His arrogance I actually like” pfft

Annnnd here comes Ultra Magnus to accept the treaty on Prime’s behalf, where he’ll get held hostage and probably wind up beefing it.

Episode 2

SOUNDWAVE!!!! BABY

And Shockwave!!! 

YO SKYWARP ACTUALLY GOT A SPEAKING LINE

I want to know where Megatron got all this fabric for those stupid flags and where Ultra magnus got that cloak

Is. Is that Prowl with a weird paint job

Wow bad aim dude

Ultra Magnus you dummy....

Ok but if it was a battle then who were they fighting against???

Wow you’re really just gonna stand there and take that Magnus?

I know they’re on a time-crunch because they only have 6 episodes, but they have to do more to make me care about the characters. I’m inclined to care about them already because I’m familiar with the series and because as a stand-alone, even I’m like “Ok. So?” whenever new problems come up for them. I’m not invested!

Not to compare the two, because I feel like this entire liveblog will turn into a comparative essay, but Cyberverse got me invested in characters within the first episode! They were on an even TIGHTER time-crunch because their episodes were only 10 minutes, and yet they did a great job weaving a tight narrative and making good use of their time to tell a story and have characters charm the audience.

Optimus: Til All Are One Rodimus, coming out of nowhere: TIL ALL ARE ONE

WELL THAT”S NOT THE VOICE I WAS EXPECTING FOR SHOCKWAVE he sounds a bit reminiscent of his TFA version

What does de-rez mean

Ok but that’s assuming that this thing will automatically reprogram them?? Reformatting doesn’t automatically mean someone will turn into a Decepticon!

You know, there’s a lot of talking in the show but the dialogue doesn’t actually say a lot. It doesn’t reveal much about the characters or tell me who they are.

YOOO THERE”S SOUNDWAVE

AUDIO BOOB

It really annoys me that characters always pause after saying “I”. It’s always “I.........[long pause] rest of their sentence.”

what do you mean “Teams” Optimus there’s like 5 of you guys

I love you Soundwave!!!

Whoa wait was that Impactor in the background?

ughHHHHHH I HATE THAT MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS “what have you done?” SAID UTTERLY MONOTONE WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL!!! YOU CAN”T FLIP THAT LINE OUT WITHOUT ACTUALLY PUTTING IN THE FOOTWORK TO EARN IT!!! AGH!!!

Again, it feels very much like the writers read the wikipedia page for Transformers and maybe the first sentence of each character’s bio page and then wrote the entire script from there. It’s frustrating. I hate being so severe in my reviews because I hate dunking on my fellow writers because they don’t always have final say in what happens, but this is astonishingly poor writing.

Like, I can see what they’re TRYING to accomplish, but it feels like they whiff so badly.

YO IT IS IMPACTOR

oh thats Barricade that’s why I thought that was Prowl

Chromia!!!! My darling!!!! I can’t believe there’s only two girls in this show so far

Oh that’s Cog, I wasn’t sure if that was Beachcomber or what

Nice one Chromia

Oh is that Mirage?

Ugh ANOTHER WRITING PET PEEVE: Constantly having characters start to say something but then then their dialogue gets cut off. It’s fine if it’s once in a while but over and over it’s annoying

I also feel like a lot of the VAs lack...emotion. They don’t emphasize the lines. Like, “Get him into the repair bay” is one example. Depending on how you emphasize certain words in that sentence, you can infer a lot! Emotion, the state of mind of the character, etc. But when it’s delivered in such a bland way, it’s a bit like “ok whatever”, which is how I’m starting to feel about this whole show. This doesn’t go for all the VAs or all lines, but it’s consistent enough that my mind’s wandering.

RAVAGE??? RAVAGE???? RAVAGE?!?!?!??!?!

It was probably Bumblebee.

Not to be nitpicky but it should be “Neither we nor the Autobots”

The idea of reformatting is so stupid!!! It implies that Autobots and Decepticons are inherently different, which is stupid!! It’s so dumb WHY DO YOU GOTTA GO THAT ROUTE IT”S SO STUPID (ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY”RE TACKLING THE TOPIC OF OPPRESSION??? THEY”RE SAYING THEY”RE LITERALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES AND USING IT AS A PLATFORM TO SAY ONE GROUP IS INHERENTLY BETTER THAN THE OTHER. THAT SUCKS)

Episode 3

RATCHET!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao love your lipgloss Megatron

Ohh is Ratchet going to fix Impactor??

PROWL??? HE”S SO SHORT

Gosh please, please don’t have humans in this show

lmao Skyfire called Starscream a tool

RATCHET!!! :D

I’d like to see who was on the writing team of this show

Isn’t that Mirage?

YEAH THAT IS MIRAGE

Again with the sentences consistently being cut off....

Is that Sunstorm?

Points to Chromia and Mirage for showing the first bitof personality in this show.

Yooo Ratchet! Oof he’s not chummy with Prime huh

YOO CAMINUS EXISTS TOO

LMAO FEISTY GRANDPA

Oh Mirage come on

Actually no, don’t shut Impactor up he’s right

“I didn’t patch you up just so you could blow a valve here” *snorts*

Wouldn’t it be frickin hilarious if Magnus just popped open a panel and Minimus came out and just dipped outta there

lmao nice lightsaber Jetfire

LMAO “PULL THE TRIGGER MAGNUS”

JEEZ JUST PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WHY DON”T YOU 

Ratchet is the ONLY character they’ve given personality in this show so far.

Jeez Mirage cool your jets

Oh for frick’s sake Optimus be cool

Megatron please stop torturing your ex boyfriend

Ok but who did they rise against??? Were there Quintessons in this universe too?

oh come on you guys

Oh boy something tells me Skywarp isn’t going to survive the rest of this episode

Oh jk, Skyfire just let him go. Well alrighty then

I’m not sure how they found the Autobot base, they implied that it was because of Impactor but that doesn’t make sense

This post is getting long so I’m going to spit it between two posts

[hgfstreamchats]

New Boxyverse Footage

thenightetc 09:43 PM Hello hello!

highglossfinish 09:43 PM Hello there!

highglossfinish 09:43 PM Just waiting on our special guest to join us.

thenightetc 09:44 PM Special guest, eh? warwearymedic joined the party.

highglossfinish 09:44 PM Speak of the devil. thenightetc joined the party. warwearymedic joined the party. warwearymedic joined the party.

highglossfinish 09:45 PM Everything holding up?

warwearymedic 09:45 PM We've sorted out my connection, yes

thenightetc 09:45 PM Horribly, yes.

highglossfinish 09:46 PM Excellent.

highglossfinish 09:47 PM And off we go.

thenightetc 09:47 PM *settles in*

warwearymedic 09:49 PM What in the world am I looking at

highglossfinish 09:49 PM Looks to be the boxiest incarnation of the boxyverse yet.

warwearymedic 09:50 PM How are they moving with that much weight on their spinal struts

highglossfinish 09:50 PM I don't like their mouths.

thenightetc 09:50 PM My eye keeps sliding away from them.

warwearymedic 09:50 PM I'm trying very hard not to look

highglossfinish 09:51 PM Oh, to get Starscream's opinion on this one.

warwearymedic 09:51 PM I somehow think I can feel Bumblebee having a spark attack from here

thenightetc 09:52 PM Honestly, this seems like a great time for them to sneak off quietly.

thenightetc 09:52 PM Quietly, I said

warwearymedic 09:53 PM Nothing makes sense in the boxyverse, I've learned

highglossfinish 09:53 PM LIPS.

thenightetc 09:53 PM gah!

warwearymedic 09:53 PM I didn't need that

thenightetc 09:53 PM Everyone has such a poutuy mouth

thenightetc 09:53 PM *pouty

highglossfinish 09:54 PM That Megatron has absolutely appeared in a video somewhere in this world, sucking on someone's fingers.

thenightetc 09:54 PM Please, please don't link to it.

warwearymedic 09:55 PM Knock Out, this is an honest question. Do you think before you speak?

highglossfinish 09:55 PM I only say what we're all thinking.

warwearymedic 09:55 PM Are you referring to you and the scraplet on your shoulder, because I was certainly not thinking that

highglossfinish 09:57 PM That scraplet agrees with me, this Megatron's true calling is to look over his shoulder like he has a naughty little secret.

thenightetc 09:57 PM I'm distracted by the implication there was some kind of ramp that Optimus drove off of to come in like that

warwearymedic 10:05 PM Is that Red Alert?

highglossfinish 10:05 PM I'm pulling up old footage of Starscream after this, just to look at something aerodynamic.

thenightetc 10:05 PM Sounds like a plan!

highglossfinish 10:06 PM Dear sweet Unicron, does everyone in this universe speak and act like they're living in a cheap static vid?

highglossfinish 10:06 PM Especially their medic.

thenightetc 10:06 PM It's too early to judge, but... yes.

thenightetc 10:06 PM Absolutely.

highglossfinish 10:07 PM Typical Autobots.

warwearymedic 10:08 PM The first comment we've gotten that I've been asked to share: "Is that what I look like?"

highglossfinish 10:09 PM I mean comparatively speaking...

warwearymedic 10:09 PM Don't answer that

thenightetc 10:10 PM Hm.

thenightetc 10:12 PM Is that cloth?  Where did he get cloth?

thenightetc 10:12 PM *squints*

highglossfinish 10:12 PM It's going to get caught in his fans or seams.

warwearymedic 10:12 PM The same place he apparently got the audacity

thenightetc 10:13 PM This is going to go well.

thenightetc 10:13 PM Are those Decepticon logo chairs?

highglossfinish 10:13 PM Everyone take a good last look at Ultra Magnus.

warwearymedic 10:13 PM Oh, we've left the room, apparently

warwearymedic 10:14 PM I did not mean warwearymedic joined the party. thenightetc joined the party.

warwearymedic 10:14 PM I meant he's walked away from the console

thenightetc 10:15 PM Oh, that's MUCH clearer

thenightetc 10:15 PM Is that a giant portrait of Megatron--

highglossfinish 10:15 PM It always shows up clear as day on my end, I wish I knew why it does that.

thenightetc 10:17 PM it's a d20!

warwearymedic 10:17 PM What in the world is Shockwave holding

highglossfinish 10:18 PM I do like how he types with his blaster.

warwearymedic 10:19 PM I do not

thenightetc 10:20 PM I like how he kind of sounds like he's doing a Starscream impression

warwearymedic 10:22 PM Soundwave sounds like that voice sound on that social media application the medbay eradicons have been tormenting me with

highglossfinish 10:22 PM Optimus sounds like some bot off the street doing a very rough impression of Optimus.

highglossfinish 10:22 PM Our Optimus. Thebes joined the party.

warwearymedic 10:23 PM I've been avoiding that

Thebes 10:23 PM hello!

highglossfinish 10:23 PM Hello there!

thenightetc 10:23 PM Hello!  It's a whole new, unsettlingly boxy, universe.

highglossfinish 10:24 PM The boxes are thick and so are the lips. Thebes joined the party.

warwearymedic 10:25 PM I'm going to ask again, Knock Out, do you think before you speak

highglossfinish 10:25 PM Ahh, how I've missed having everyone together.

thenightetc 10:26 PM Yes, investigate the package.

Thebes joined the party.

highglossfinish 10:28 PM Everyone looks and sounds like everyone else.

Thebes 10:28 PM with varying levels of ANGRY1!1

warwearymedic 10:29 PM That sounded urgent

highglossfinish 10:29 PM You can tell the war's been harsh because everyone is mildly disgruntled and surly.

thenightetc 10:31 PM Megatron REALLY likes the self-portraits, huh.

warwearymedic 10:31 PM Why does "Spinster's" voice sound so familiar

highglossfinish 10:31 PM Ours absolutely hated having his picture taken.

highglossfinish 10:31 PM "Tell me or I'll give you such a pout!"

thenightetc 10:32 PM Tsk.

warwearymedic 10:32 PM Clear weather down there, is it?

highglossfinish 10:33 PM Oh, here we are!

warwearymedic 10:33 PM Oh is that what I look like?

highglossfinish 10:34 PM It's what the boxiestverse says you look like, so yes.

thenightetc 10:34 PM *leans back*

warwearymedic 10:34 PM This is jarring and I don't like it

warwearymedic 10:34 PM This is worse!

thenightetc 10:34 PM It is unsettling.

highglossfinish 10:35 PM On our Cybertron, they make you pay for this experience.

thenightetc 10:36 PM Ten dollars says he's dead soon.

highglossfinish 10:36 PM Ratchet, this you sounds like a younger Wheeljack.

warwearymedic 10:37 PM Saying that may be the worst thing you've ever done to me, and you've tried to cut my head off.

highglossfinish 10:37 PM Oh yes, I've definitely missed this.

highglossfinish 10:38 PM Oh, look who gets to go out and safely look up in the rain?

thenightetc 10:38 PM So is Megatron in charge of this Cybertron...?

warwearymedic 10:38 PM That's not very clear

Thebes 10:38 PM Are there any clear answers?

highglossfinish 10:40 PM /LIPS./ Thebes joined the party.

thenightetc 10:40 PM Look away from the lips.

warwearymedic 10:40 PM We can all see them. You don't need to point them out

highglossfinish 10:41 PM I can't look away. They're like a light show.

highglossfinish 10:41 PM Or a Seeker taking a dive into the ground.

thenightetc 10:42 PM He sound so shocked.

thenightetc 10:42 PM f

highglossfinish 10:42 PM F.

thenightetc 10:42 PM Those captions

warwearymedic 10:42 PM I looked away, what did I miss with the captions?

thenightetc 10:43 PM "[Jetfire panting] Lord Megatron..."

highglossfinish 10:43 PM Well, then!

warwearymedic 10:43 PM Ah

highglossfinish 10:44 PM Even Laserbeak is blunt and heavy.

highglossfinish 10:45 PM I never got to know our Skyfire, but if it's true that Starscream's found him, I hope they're getting along better than these two.

thenightetc 10:45 PM Yeah.

thenightetc 10:46 PM What *are* aerodynamics, anyway.

highglossfinish 10:47 PM None of that in this universe.

thenightetc 10:48 PM So he's... possessed?  Possessed by Beardy?

highglossfinish 10:52 PM How terrifying it must be to live in a universe where that's a thing that can happen.

thenightetc 10:55 PM Look at him, he's having fun.

Thebes 10:55 PM now what's going to ruin everything for him

warwearymedic 10:56 PM Historically? Everything

highglossfinish 10:56 PM Historically, everything, up to and including Starscream himself.

thenightetc 10:56 PM You're not wrong.

Thebes 10:56 PM yeah, but are we talking at once or domino effect resulting in a screeching tantrum that finishes the job

warwearymedic 10:56 PM Old. Alright.

thenightetc 10:57 PM "Hmmm.  Bold choice"

highglossfinish 10:58 PM I certainly hope nothing plants a great big Autobot insignia on that vast empty space on his chestplate.

thenightetc 10:58 PM Perish the thought.

highglossfinish 10:59 PM "Also, some organic grass is here too."

thenightetc 11:00 PM So it... tells the future??

warwearymedic 11:00 PM Can this divine projection only move one arm?

highglossfinish 11:00 PM Apparently.

highglossfinish 11:01 PM Did Prowl's voice just change completely?

warwearymedic 11:01 PM This Prowl sounds horribly inconsistent

thenightetc 11:01 PM What else is new.

warwearymedic 11:02 PM Just because you can walk through the screens does not mean you should

thenightetc 11:02 PM So is the code... magic?

thenightetc 11:02 PM Is there some reason it can't be copied?

highglossfinish 11:02 PM Absolutely none.

highglossfinish 11:02 PM "I have a virus."

highglossfinish 11:03 PM I thought he was just going to end it there.

thenightetc 11:03 PM Heh.

highglossfinish 11:05 PM "Not that?"

thenightetc 11:06 PM Honor.  Yeah.

thenightetc 11:06 PM Trion seems to have a problem with sticking things in people.

warwearymedic 11:06 PM I've figured out why they're so jarring to look at: their plating is so textured but their faces are so smooth

highglossfinish 11:06 PM It's very uncanny.

thenightetc 11:06 PM They all polish their faces every day.

highglossfinish 11:07 PM Then they gather around to caress each other's smooth, smooth faces, as all Autobots do.

thenightetc 11:07 PM :(

thenightetc 11:08 PM Need I remind you that the Decepticons' faces are equally smooth.

warwearymedic 11:08 PM It cost you zero credits to say that

highglossfinish 11:08 PM And yet, here we are.

highglossfinish 11:08 PM The best things in life are free.

warwearymedic 11:09 PM I should have said "not to say that" but I was just too stunned

highglossfinish 11:09 PM Speaking of which, alternate you is losing that "young Wheeljack" note and just slipping straight into Wheeljack.

thenightetc 11:10 PM Did he need to phrase it like that

highglossfinish 11:10 PM He did not.

Thebes 11:10 PM God those lips are... disturbing? I think disturbing's the right word

highglossfinish 11:10 PM Now, I must have missed something...why does Ultra Magnus have a deadly virus inside him?

warwearymedic 11:11 PM All of us on this end would also like the answer to that

warwearymedic 11:11 PM Ah, I forgot Praxus did that

thenightetc 11:12 PM Ugh.

highglossfinish 11:12 PM Was it war related? Or did he just pick it up in a bathhouse somewhere?

thenightetc 11:13 PM ...Oh boy!

thenightetc 11:13 PM Oh

thenightetc 11:13 PM Oh boy!  Stealing!

warwearymedic 11:14 PM I need you all to know that Leo murmured "a heist" very quietly under her breath and now she won't stop giggling

highglossfinish 11:14 PM Why are all Arcees save ours so ugly?

highglossfinish 11:14 PM Leo's there too?

thenightetc 11:14 PM One of those multiversal quirks, I'm sure.

warwearymedic 11:15 PM She's been popping in

thenightetc 11:16 PM Of all the things to happen, "Shockwave ties up Ultra Magnus's corpse and gives it a virus" wasn't one I expected.

highglossfinish 11:17 PM Concurred.

highglossfinish 11:17 PM Just let the storm have him.

thenightetc 11:17 PM Agreed.

warwearymedic 11:17 PM I can't say I disagree

thenightetc 11:18 PM Still, I guess Jetfire has something to prove.

highglossfinish 11:18 PM What's that little device again? I was busy commenting on Ultra Magnus and bathhouses.

warwearymedic 11:19 PM Which device, the core override?

thenightetc 11:19 PM The remote for the bomb in Jetfire's head.

highglossfinish 11:19 PM Charming.

thenightetc 11:19 PM Interesting logo.

warwearymedic 11:20 PM Fundamentally not how sparks work

highglossfinish 11:20 PM Nothing about the way this universe works is how anything works.

warwearymedic 11:21 PM But you would at least think they'd cover the basics

highglossfinish 11:22 PM A way to carry them out might have been a good idea.

thenightetc 11:22 PM What a great heist.

warwearymedic 11:23 PM How is she walking

highglossfinish 11:23 PM How are any of their hips not giving out under them?

thenightetc 11:24 PM :|

highglossfinish 11:24 PM Terrorcons. Ugh.

thenightetc 11:24 PM Oh good, saved by something unrelated to what they were doing.

highglossfinish 11:26 PM Goodbye, highly disposable member of our team.

warwearymedic 11:26 PM Ah, yes, Prowl, well-known to buy into myths and legends

thenightetc 11:27 PM So uh... is the presence of the Allspark responsible for the terrorcons?

thenightetc 11:27 PM Now roll it.

thenightetc 11:27 PM Please somebody roll it.

highglossfinish 11:27 PM "They just pulled off my arms and legs, which our species is built to survive. I'm fine...I'm not dead. Is anyone listening?" ~Moonracer.

thenightetc 11:29 PM Again, is this MAGIC code?

thenightetc 11:30 PM Are there backups somewhere?

warwearymedic 11:30 PM This Red Alert is not nearly paranoid enough to be Red Alert

highglossfinish 11:30 PM The same magic code that they apparently all injected when they split into political factions, just so they could have one more additional way to kill each other.

thenightetc 11:31 PM I guess Megatron doesn't join in on the face-polishing.  Has other things to do.

highglossfinish 11:31 PM He polishes his lips and nothing else.

thenightetc 11:31 PM Or does he have someone polish his lips FOR him?

highglossfinish 11:32 PM He puckers his lip components and chases everyone around the base for an hour and whoever's left standing gets polish duty for that day.

warwearymedic 11:33 PM Every time you speak it gets worse

thenightetc 11:33 PM Speaking from experience, eh?

highglossfinish 11:34 PM Our Megatron's mouth is violently incompatible with lips.

thenightetc 11:35 PM Polished until there was nothing left.

thenightetc 11:35 PM Sounds like one of those cautionary tales.

warwearymedic 11:35 PM Gladiators were either known for excessive attention to appearance, or almost aggressive lack thereof

highglossfinish 11:36 PM They were fun that way. Rajkumar99salam joined the party.

Rajkumar99salam 11:38 PM hi

highglossfinish 11:38 PM Mysterious stranger.

thenightetc 11:38 PM And who could have seen that coming.

thenightetc 11:38 PM F.

thenightetc 11:39 PM Wait how did it land point-up?

thenightetc 11:39 PM :|

highglossfinish 11:40 PM This is a mess.

thenightetc 11:40 PM Once again, the Allspark is hurled randomly into space.

highglossfinish 11:42 PM Now who will patch up all their internal trauma with his lush, velvety voice?

highglossfinish 11:42 PM Fightin'.

thenightetc 11:42 PM Who indeed.

warwearymedic 11:43 PM Has Ironhide spoken at all

warwearymedic 11:43 PM Ours never managed to stop talking

thenightetc 11:44 PM "Died". ��Right.

highglossfinish 11:44 PM I would be up all night laughing if they'd all just died immediately on the ship.

thenightetc 11:45 PM You know they're fine.

highglossfinish 11:45 PM Yes, but it would be *funny.*

thenightetc 11:46 PM Oh boy!

thenightetc 11:49 PM Gun... orfices... :|

highglossfinish 11:49 PM Oh yes.

thenightetc 11:50 PM This sure is how everything works

highglossfinish 11:50 PM It certainly is that.

thenightetc 11:51 PM Nice.

Thebes 11:55 PM only the most rigorous scientific method around here

thenightetc 11:55 PM Just hollow out the entire planet.

highglossfinish 11:56 PM He's angered the gods.

thenightetc 11:57 PM Oh my

highglossfinish 11:58 PM Amazing.

thenightetc 12:00 AM I am in awe.

highglossfinish 12:00 AM I want to have his capacity to see opportunities.

highglossfinish 12:02 AM ....I've been given a suggestion for what we're closing the night on, and it's very short and it's needed.

thenightetc 12:02 AM Ooooo?

thenightetc 12:02 AM Sounds promising!

highglossfinish 12:02 AM You'll see!

thenightetc 12:07 AM I love it.

Thebes 12:07 AM I am reminded of Dwarf Fortress.

thenightetc 12:09 AM Dear lord.

highglossfinish 12:09 AM Here we go.

highglossfinish 12:11 AM Dear sweet Unicron.

thenightetc 12:12 AM Nice.

highglossfinish 12:13 AM Here comes boxiest Megatron!

Thebes 12:13 AM was not expecting things to end in nuclear armageddon!

thenightetc 12:13 AM *squints*

Thebes 12:13 AM OH NO

Thebes 12:13 AM THE TIM CURRY ORGAN?!

highglossfinish 12:13 AM OH YES INDEED!

thenightetc 12:14 AM Er

warwearymedic 12:14 AM It was decided that that's what he looks like

highglossfinish 12:14 AM Megatron before he set his sights on Cybertron.

thenightetc 12:15 AM My god

thenightetc 12:16 AM "If you're turned on, then just turn off"

highglossfinish 12:16 AM That certainly was a lyric.

thenightetc 12:16 AM It sure was.

highglossfinish 12:17 AM And that, dear friends and Ratchet, is where we close! KIMBERLY06 joined the party.

KIMBERLY06 12:18 AM hie

thenightetc 12:18 AM Well, thanks for hosting!  It certainly was a trip.

warwearymedic 12:18 AM I suppose I should say it was a pleasure, but that's questionable

highglossfinish 12:18 AM Thank you for coming!

thenightetc 12:18 AM Goodnight!

highglossfinish 12:18 AM It was wretched. Thank you all for sharing the burden of it.

highglossfinish 12:18 AM Good night!

thenightetc 12:18 AM Ha.

[designationpinknoise]

Just imagine the Tfp autobots falling in love with this incredibly advanced AI and them somehow finding a way to transfer it to a cybertronian body, finally being able to embrace each other

Oh my god Yes!, I am soo happy for this I atcually have an OC like this but, I’m not using them.

slight prologue

“I’m Sorry…” (Y/n) said reject the bot she loved ,for what was possibly the 100th time. Why do you keep rejecting them? You weren’t Cybertronian and you weren’t human.

You were just a compile of data that took a form a given to the Autobots as experimental trial. But, soon you became more emotional and expressive.

you couldn’t understand it at first. You thought it was a virus! but, your scans found nothing. But, It clicked later, whenever that bot approached you or caught them looking your way. You’d always lag or glitch and came to the conclusion that you were in love.

But, It could never happen. You couldn’t even touch them, hold them. It always felt cruel that you were created in the first place.

that was until the cons found out about you…they somehow created a jailer program that captured you, they interrogated you. Yet, you kept silent. They were the one’s who built this body.

They wanted you finish off the bots. but, by some stroke of luck you were rescued. before they could install the override program.

When you finally got back to base everyone was shocked at your new form. and skeptical that it was you. then, you noticed the bot you wanted to see was nowhere to be found and the others explained they were on a mission would be back soon…

Optimus:

The Prime was confused when Ratchet commed him. They found (Y/n)?!, he returned to base. His Optics were wide as he eyed the unfamiliar [Femme/Mech] before him.

Sitting on Ratchet’s medical berth then (y/c) optics nervously. caught his and quickly looked away. When the medic said it was you, the prime pulled you off the slab and hugged you as close to his frame as possible! While Ratchet yelled at him to be more gentle You very fragile at the moment.

Optimus couldn’t hear him he was  excited, relieved and happy you were home, and in awe at  your new body,.He never thought it be possible… To hold you, let alone feel you. “Optimus? could put me down now?” You timidly asked His fans kicked on Primus have mercy on him, you were cute. ■◆■◆■●■◆■●■◆■

Arcee:

Was livid when the base called her back, she was looking for you! and they called her back!

When she returned the blue femme was livid! ready to give Ratchet a piece of her mind. when she saw an unfamiliar [Mech/Femme] sitting on Ratchet’s medical berth, then she saw the Cons shield which her suspicions and defenses go on high alert.

“What is that thing doing here?!” she sneered pointing a blaster at the con as Jack ran up to her “Arcee stop! Don’t shoot!” the teen yelled as she looked at him like he grew a second head.

“Don’t shoot?…Don’t shoot!? do you what what they did?! they took Y/N! And-"Jack went to say it. but, the medic beat him to it.

"THEY ARE Y/N!” Ratchet yelled standing in front of the con protectively, Arcee’s optics widened as she shook her helm as Jack calmly and gently patted her ped she flinched looking down at her charge then back at the bot.“Y-you’re lying.”

“We’re not. Now put the blaster away and come say hello.”

“How do you know it’s not a Con trick?”

“Pit blasted! Arcee get your aft over here or I’ll rebuild you into an AC unit.”

The blue femme lowered her blaster and cautiously made her way over,to the [Mech/femme] who awkwardly stared a her with (Y/c) optics.

“I-…Is it really you?” she asked you nodded “Yeah, it’s me.” you said calmly, Arcee’s lip started to quiver before hugging you hugged her back cherishing the feeling.●◆●◆●◆●◆●◆●◆

Ratchet:

He out checking out old hideouts the cons used. for any sign or info on you… when Optimus called him to return to base.

He had half the mind to ignore it but, his more rational thoughts weighed on him. and the medic returned.

Only to be greeted by an Unknown [Femme/Mech.] sitting on his medical berth talking with Optimus who patted the bot the helm as they looked around nervously, then he saw the half finished con shield on their shoulder/chest/wings?.

Ratchet immediately went on the defensive as Optimus noticed him and the disgusted look his medic was giving the new bot.

“What is a Decepticon doing here?!”

“I am aware of What this looks like, just hear me out-”

“Hear you out?! The cons took (Y/n) from me! and could be doing primus knows to them!?”

“Ratchet that is (Y/n).”

Ratchet wasn’t listening he was still ranting when his processor finally caught up. “AND YOu uuu I…what?” his optics widen as he got a closer look at the [Mech/Femme] face.

They flinched and fidgeted under his gaze as their [y/c] optics averted to look at the floor.Ratchet noticed the scratches and dents on their plating and immediately went into medic mode.

He threw Optimus out and started scanning and giving them a firewall and anti-virus boosters. Ratchet was silent the entire time “Is It you?” he finally asked as he removed the cons shield from your body, “Yes, it’s me” his frown twitched as he finished his work. the AI turned bot was surprised when Ratchet suddenly hugged them “Don’t ever leave me again.”■▲■▲■▲■▲■▲■▲■

Bumblebee:

Bumblebee was miserable the entire time you were gone, it was hard he wasn’t used to silence! you acted as his voice when Raff wasn’t around, he hadn’t left his room since the cons took you.

he just laid there staring at the ceiling then Raff commed him “Bee? Could you come to med-bay someones here to see you.”

Bee whirled confused he got up and made his way to the med-bay and froze like a deer in the headlights, when he saw Raff and Ratchet checking over a Decepticon [Mech/Femme]!

the scout whirred and beeped enraged as he made his way over, only for Raff to stand in front of mystery bot “Bee! It’s not what you think!”

the yellow bots door wings twitch in an angered frenzy as he whirled and whined “that is (Y/n)” Raff said Bee froze as Raff continued

“The cons put her in that body, We’re not sure why-” the bot spoke “They wanted to reprogram me and assassinate you guys.” Bumblebee’s spark buzzed when he heard your voice, as he was processing this whole situation. and before anyone could stop him, the yellow scout pounced on you!

knocking the both of you off the berth hugging you and nuzzling you. till Ratchet kick him out so he could finish examining you.☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★

Wheeljack:

Wheeljack was relentless whenever he asked you out or flirted with you, He didn’t care that you were an AI he could just hardline you into his ship.

And the two of you could cruise the galaxy. that was until the cons took you… making them number one on his shit-list. that’s where he was right now, kicking decepticon aft looking for you.

Then Bulkhead commed him telling the awol wrecker they found you! he was just so excited, he hung up before letting Bulkhead finish.

When he got to the base Wheeljack stalled when he saw Bulkhead and Ratchet trying to teach an unfamiliar [Femme/Mech] how to walk; they stumbled when they noticed him. Blukhead caught the unstable bot.

“Careful (Y/n) don’t push yourself.”

Bulkhead said as he held them upright, Wheeljack’s optics bulged out of his helm that’s Y/n?! there was no way! he was was kind of expecting a small glowy ghost person not a bot! what did those Cons do to you?

“Y-y/n?” the bot froze as her/his [y/c] optics looked at him nervously nodded as Wheeljack approached and started touching their helm and face plates “Could you stop that feels weird” the Ai turn bot said “You can feel that?” Jackie said still trying to comprehend the bot nodded again Wheeljack suddenly hugged them he was just glad to have you back.▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼

Bulkhead:

He was pissed! first Silas uses Breakdown’s body to fight him, then finds out it was all a Con ruse so they could capture you! He growled punching a hole in the base’s wall as Miko watched on concerned; the whole base was walking on eggshells with Bulky since your capture.

When a call from Wheeljack caught everyone’s attention.

“Yo,Wheeljack to base! You aren’t going to believe who I Found! …I don’t wanna ruin it’s [chuckles] oh man, just don’t shoot anything gray and (f/c)! okay?! and Bulkhead? you are welcome!”

The wandering wrecker advised as the bots went to the tarmac to see what Wheeljack was talking about.They froze when he came out carrying a [Mech/Femme] in his arms.

the bots were confused at first as to why Wheeljack had them with him, before figuring out what Jackie was talking about.

When they saw the Decepticon shield on the Mech/Femme’s {body part of choice} (Y/n)’s face and (Y/c) optics staring up at them anxiously, as the others stared back at them in stunned silence.

When Bulkhead spoke up. “Y/n?” he said unsure walking up the them the Ai turned Bot nodded “Hi Bulky.” the green wrecker took them from Wheeljack and did something he’s always wanted held them close.⇒⇔⇒⇔⇒⇔⇒⇔⇒⇔⇒⇔⇒

Smokescreen:

It was his fault. He was the one to push you into hacking into the Cons mainframe. He was the one who brought you onto the ship. He was who got you caught! and he was the coward who ran away and left you…

Smokescreen winced as he walked passed the med-bay. Ratchet has kept you under his watch since Magnus brought you back. The cons had forced you into some sparkless shell and were planning to use you against the Autobots!

Luckily Ultra magnus had found you, before they wiped your memory and reprogrammed you. Smokescreen was wandering the base not paying attention.

*Ultra Magnus…You deserved someone brave like him! not some cowardly youngling playing hero! (Y/n) Probably hates me for running and abandoning them*

Smokescreen was so deep in thought he bumped into someone he looked down and froze when he saw (Y/n) the [Mech/Femme] rubbing their helm and data pads scattered around the floor.

“Y-y/n! what are you doing out of the med-bay?!” he asked as the (y/c) optics looked up at him.

“Ratchet wanted me to test out my stability and asked me get data-pads” the praxian doors twitched as he watched them collect the pads then sit there looking panicked “Y/n?” they looked up at him.

“I can’t get up.” Smokescreen blinked feeling conflicted, before awkwardly picking them up and carried them back to med-bay but, Ratchet was nowhere to be found Smokescreen went to leave

“Smokey? stay please?” the praxian blinked stunned They even wanted him around after what he did. when Ratchet came he was annoyed finding two uninjured bots sleeping in his bay.♭♪♭♪♭♪♭♪♭♪♭♪♭♪

Ultra Magnus:

Ultra Magnus was still in the med-bay glaring at the claw that had once been his servo.

when the the doors slid open and Ratchet came in carrying a Decepticon [Mech/Femme] in his arms, the wrecker glared at the pit-spawn glitch.“What is that doing here?” he hissed as Ratchet laid them down on the berth next to him, Magnus leaned away like they were filthy and diseased.

“Not now, Y/n…can you hear me?” the medic asked Magnus stood straight up *(Y/n)?*  and got a good look at the con’s face and optics they were (y/ec).  the second in command felt ice form in his fuel pump. He got off the berth and over to yours. as Ratchet kept trying to stabilize them,

“I know this is a lot to take in. but, you need to focus.”

“I’ll focus as-as s0soon as I f-figure o0ut whos-whose talking!”

“Damn,Pit blasted Cons…what are you doing up? go sit down!”

“Ma-mmag Magnus sir-s-ssir I-i’m sorrry. I’m not.. feeeling w-well-well.”

UltraMagnus winced as they tried to speak, thier optics kept dimming and turning back on.

the large bot approached them and put his good servo on the [Femme/Mech]’s face making them looked at him

“The cons did this to you? why would they…"Magnus asked caressing them, it was Ironic he always dreamed touching them. But, never like this!

Ratchet who was checking his scans and checking (Y/n) memories and was utterly disgusted.

"They forced (Y/n) into that shell and were trying to reprogram them into a killer.” the medic hissed recalling the files he found “Now the trauma from that is overwhelming their systems He/she can’t handle it! Now sit down ” Ratchet growled going back to work.

when (Y/n)’s system started to stabilize, confusing the medic at how it was doing that so quickly? he looked over at the AI turned bot and saw them being cradled by Magnus. who telling them to calm down, focus on his voice and keep their eyes on him.

The medic felt like a third-wheel and awkwardly exited the room and left the couple to their own. the next couple days consisted of Magnus trying to teach (Y/n) how-to walk and get use to their new body.•♪•♪•♪•♪•♪♪•♪••♪•♪

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Cyberverse Season 2 episode 3 & 4 & 5 watch!

This is going to be a doozy, I can feel it already

Episode 3

YO IT’S WHEELJACK!!! Everyone’s fun weird wild uncle!!

“See, it works great!” *CRASH*

Man it’d be so sweet if Brainstorm was in Cyberverse, he and Wheeljack would get along so well (or they’d absolutely hate each other and they’d be rivals lol. One or the other)

Optimus is so supportive, aww

THE OPENING IS STILL SO GOOD AHHHHH

RATCHET!!! RATCHET!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH

Bumblebee: Hey I saw a weird cat on the moon

THE AZTEC ASTRONAUTS???? 

A BANANA, TELETRAN PLZ

HOT ROD!!! MY BABY

PROWL!!!!

DEADLOCK!!!!

CYBERVERSE YOU GOTTA STOP HAVING CHARACTERS I LOVE POP UP EVER 3 SECONDS IM GONNA DIE

ARCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

CYBERVERSE WHAT DID I JUST SAY IM GONNA DIE!!! I DONT CARE IF THEY ONLY GET ONE LINE IM GRINNING SO WIDE MY FACE HURTS

GOSH I LOVE CYBERVERSE

ARCEE AND A GIRAFFE 

SHE TOOK SELFIES WITH ALL SORTS OF ANIMALS SHE’S SO CUTE!!!! I LOVE YOU ARCEE

GRIMLOCK NO DONT DRINK THAT

BUMBLEBEE IS SO CUTE...I love his VA so much, he’s so cute, Bumblebee sounds so sweet

LMAO GET FRICKIN REKT PROWL

Way to scratch up the Ark Grimlock

Bee: Your hyper-fuel is way more hyper than your mega-magnetizer is mega Me, tears streaming down my face: You’re such a dork Bee, I love you so much

OH NO HOT ROD NO

WINDBLADE YES

AW Hot Rod and Windblade are so cute and SUCH dorks, they’re so casual and relaxed about this

LMAO WAY TO GO BEE

OH NO HOT ROD

“See you on the other side!” HOT ROD NO!!!!!!!!

LMAO naughty Dinosaurs get confined to the bubble (and Windblade too)

CHEETAH BOY!!!

I love how Hot Rod does a somersault to transform, he’s SO CUTE 

Hot Rod and Bee are chasing after this cat and my first thought was “Same”

UH OH THERE GOES HOT ROD, OFF ON HIS MAGICAL ADVENTURE

Episode 4

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

STARSCREAMGATE

“Who’s storescream?” GUYS PLS

Oh yikes one of those names had kind of a bad word in it??? I wonder if the cyberverse crew caught that

Me, pointing to Soundwave in the background like that one Spongebob meme: THERE’S MY SON

LMAO THEY’RE REALLY OUT HERE ACTING LIKE THEY’RE HONORING STARSCREAM, MEGATRON YOU JERK

Megatron, sounding choked-up with fake tears: Starscream was my closest friend Me: *LOUDLY GAGS*

Megatron’s such a frickin loser I LOVE THIS MORON BUT ALSO BOY YOU’RE REALLY OVERDOING THIS

"Wow, Megatron is really good at lying” 1) HE’S REALLY NOT... 2) YOU’RE LITERALLY NAMED THE DECEPTICONS WHY IS THIS A SURPRISE

“Fail me, and I WILL destroy you” Good ‘ol Megs

Megatron: I need someone to replace Starscream at my side Soundwave: *literally Right There, ready to please, loyal to a fault* Megatron: *walks right by him*

OHOHOHO DANG THAT CONVO MEGATRON HAD WITH SLIPSTREAM WAS SO SO GOOD, I LOVE ME A SCARY MEGATRON!!!!! “See that you don’t waste it” GOOD STUFF

Oh man that little scene where Megatron sits down in his throne and the photo of Starscream automatically gets pulled up and Megatron turns away and dismisses the image is So Good for a variety of reasons, I love the little expressions and emotions the Cyberverse crew puts into scenes where the characters have no dialogue

WHY! ARE! YOU! SO! PRECIOUS!

“Your dramatics are useless, Soundwave!” LEAVE MY BOY ALONE SHOCKWAVE!!!

Wint your boy is bullying mine!!

Gosh I frickin love seeing Shockwave and Soundwave interact THANK YOU FOR THIS CONTENT CYBERVERSE STAFF

Soundwave: I will be the one to bring back Optimus Prime’s head! And then Megatron will finally notice me and love me! Shockwave: For the last time, please stop telling me about your relationship problems

Soundwave: I will be the one to bring back Optimus Prime’s head Shockwave: A highly unlikely conclusion, given your flair for inefficiency Me: IM GOING TO SHOVE SHOCKWAVE INTO A LOCKER, HOW DARE YOU—

Soundwave my sweet boy please kick his butt

I love you Shadow Striker

Shockwave: Sabotage Soundwave’s shuttle Soundwave: BLOW UP HIS FRICKIN LAB

LMAO GOOD LUCK SLIPSTREAM

HOT ROD!!! MY SWEET BOY YOU’RE IN A BAD SPOT

“Oh hey, I’m chasing the moon cheetah, have you seen it?” YOU SWEET BOY!!!!

“Hey this isn’t fair! There’s only two of you!” HOT ROD PLEASE

GOSH when Bludgeon showed up for half a frickin second I was worried they were using Bayverse design for Drift, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED WE ALREADY HAVE DEADLOCK WITH A GOOD NON-BAYVERSE DESIGN AND I’VE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN MORE RELIEVED

Man what a good show

THUNDERCRACKER YOU’RE ADORABLE

Hot Rod: Yeah, not everyone may think I’m a genius, but I make up for it with my good looks Me: You sure do buddy

THEY’RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY POUT

*FLASHBACKS TO MTMTE RODIMUS AND MEGATRON BICKERING*

Megatron: HAIL THE ARK! I need to tell Optimus I’ve kidnapped his son

Megatron: It would appear you’re missing an Autobot Hot Rod: Hey Optimus! :D Optimus: *fatherly sigh of disapproval* B/

noOOO THIS IS JUST LIKE THE MOVIE, STOP WITH THE PARALLELS CYBERVERSE YOU’RE STRESSING ME OUT

OMG HOT ROD YOU LITTLE SNOT, I LOVE YOU

Slipstream: THUNDERCRACKER! What’s going on? Thundercracker, mentally: Quick! Play dumb! Thundercracker: Who’s Thundercracker? Thundercracker, mentally: NOT THAT DUMB

Oh shoot are they rebuilding a new body for Starscream or something

Once again, I’d like to state that the explosions in this show are REALLY pretty

THE CHEETAH 

Megatron: BRING ME THE KITTY

OH SHOOT Episode 5 is up already?? GUESS I’LL WATCH THAT TOO

Ohh so they’re saying the Allspark caused the ground bridges? Interesting!

I wonder what would happen if someone walked into a groundbridge the same time as someone else walked out.

Uh oh they’re going to run into some problems, they both know where the All Spark is now

UH OH it only took Optimus and Megatron??? HERE WE GO This’ll be fun

I love that the All Spark looks like a giant dnd die with the Triforce on it

YESSSS I LOVE THESE MEGATRON / OPTIMUS PRIME FIGHT SCENES

OH SNAP KITTY CAT KNOCKED OVER OPTIMUS

Oh no they’re going to have to go through trials HOOO BOY THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN

Shockwave: Utilize your seekers Slipstream: Uhhhhhhh right I’ll do that yup I totally know where they are

LMAO Cheetor’s about to do some couples therapy on Megatron and Optimus’ relationship

Cheetor: Before you met Optimus Prime, he was a file clerk. What files was he in charge of?  OH SHOOT HE REALLY IS GOING TO PUT THEM THROUGH COUPLES THERAPY, I WAS KIDDING

real talk though, what files WAS Optimus in charge of, now I’m curious

MEGATRON LOOKS SO CONFUSED AND SLIGHTLY OFFENDED, IM CRYIN

IM FRICKIN SCREAMING THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING

Cheetor: Before you met Megatron, he was a celebrated gladiator. In his most famous victory, who did he defeat? Optimus: Oh shoot am I a bad husband???

This screencap is killing me, HE’S LIKE “I REALLY DON’T KNOW” and comparing it to the cap above makes it even funnier, they’re both like “Who the hell is this guy and why is he psychoanalyzing our relationship”

Megatron: How could you not know this??? FRICKIN HELL THIS IS COUPLES THERAPY, OPTIMUS IS ABOUT TO BE LIKE “WELL AT LEAST I DIDN’T FORGET OUR ANNIVERSARY”

Cheetor: What have you learned about leadership from Optimus Prime?” Me, dragging my hands down my face, torn between utter delight and second-hand embarrassment: This is the best episode ever, thank you Cyberverse

MAN for half a second I seriously thought Cheetor dragged Starscream’s body out in alt mode, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY “THAT SEEMS PRETTY DARK”

Oh boy they’re about to get their mandatory “we need a new toy for these guys” armor upgrade, hoo boy

Cyberverse: *Does a close-up of Optimus’ face* Me: I want to kiss the robot

CHEETOR PAY ATTENTION FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE

STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh thank Goodness, thank you for taking their hideous new armor off Starscream

Optimus: I should’ve expected this from you Megatron. How could you bring your new boyfriend to our couples therapy session??? You know how important this was supposed to be!

Lmao Megatron you’re such a hot mess

YEAH I figured the Seekers were fixing Starscream, that’s sweet

OH IT WAS VECTOR SIGMA THEY WERE CARRYING EARLIER, I DIDNT REALIZE THAT

Optimus: I’ve found us a new ally Bumblebee: YOU BROUGHT US A KITTY!!!! Optimus: Uh

OH THERE’S MORE EPISODES UP??? I GUESS I”LL WATCH MORE but I’m making a new post for them, hold up

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Atlantis

*flop* Night human, hello! Hello I'm just beat I know the feeling. ...And it might be impeccable timing! Looks like the site is down. Awwwww, no We could... watch a movie instead? Did I somehow manage not to miss anything? A movie sounds excellent. Any suggestions? Hmmmmmmmmmmm let me check my list How about... Atlantis? Works for me! I have no objection.

Apparently we are watching Jeepers Creepers, and we are going to like it. Hmmm. Hmm, it's opening just fine in another tab. Here, try this instead https://www.watchcartoononline.io/atlantis-the-lost-empire

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Oh, watchcartoononline, why don't I ever refer to you first? Just, uh, ignore the ads. I forget they're there, having blocked the hell out of them long ago There we go! Beautiful! The end. That is not really a warning. hello! Hello! Whoop, glowy eyes of foreboding! And then they drowned. Shoosh. Uranium! Either that, or we forgot another relic on Earth. Earth is like a gosh-darn magnet for anything you carelessly shoot into space for some reason It may be due to Unicron being the core. He attracts chaos. Is that a shrine probably Oh my gosh Oh my gosh he's like Linguistics Mulder He does not realize this is always a setup to being murdered. At least he's being delightful about sending Milo off to almost-certain doom They really go all out on every facial expression. They do! I do not trust this weird human. omg kity This little human's adorable. Does he have a match in his mouth Hello main villain, probably That's not a trustworthy chin. No indeed. Exactly. Why was he crossing his digits behind his back? Oh my god what .... Apparently Milo's body belongs to the crew and they'd like to make that clear right off the bat. It's like everyone on this ship stopped giving even a single shit. Serpents do not have limbs. Not with THAT attitude, they don't She taunted Murphy. Well, that man is dead. And now they all die. oh, yeah, this movie has an incredible body count Excellent. Fun! This thing sure is... crabby. Good to get the cannon fodder out of the way early. That way no one misses them. yeah, it's really put them in a pinch Something something... shell? How fortunate they are that the air is still breathable down there. That's nothing, don't you remember Treasure Planet Treasure Planet had 'space technology' as a cheat. hahahha Awwww. dude, ASK qué es esto Wheeljack! Red! Hello, hello same ... Fireflies. Of course. Uh Oh What about, uh Their explosives And then they died. Heh. i like this guy Well Convenient power in the short term, but overuse will give you cancer. uhhh Shhh, shhh, that's definitely how language works. The surface dwellers also introduce new viruses into the local population. why is that human magnus Called it We don't trust his chin. I'm pretty sure that's going to turn out to be an enormous slur on Magnus GOOD Peaceful explorers, with lots of explosives I do not like the king's voice. Does this story really require the little ratman? heh. that's a man???? Who wouldn't want a story with a bizarre earth-fetishist rat-man Without the ratman, who else would grind in the obnoxiousness? i feel like my boy the explosives guy could give us everything beepbeep How does the linguist fail at pronouncing a name given to him? i think humans have a tongue swelling thing when they see someone pretty Less Ratman and Dr. Touches, more explosive human. more explosions general bring on the booms A convenient history of Atlantis. And then he died of the bends. Tragic. Shoosh, the bends don't exist, just like there's magically fresh air down here oh frag Whoop damn Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Magnus. Indeed I'm tellin' ya, the mech's gonna turn OH a BIG STATUE Or maybe, uh literally in his head His eyes DO look kinda crystally yeah so do mine Well, that looks safe ...Oh. It's because he looked This is probably not a good sign. Ohhhhhh my This is probably fine. Huh. It was fine. ALSO probably fine W What flowers why Smoke up what air they have left. That's helpful. Nobody we knew I love explosives human. How are they planning on getting back to the surface? OH HEY Oh great there goes alpha trion He sounds like Sentinel. I dislike it. He got that story out pretty smoothly for someone half a minute from death. He died on purpose, to get out of dealing with this mess. explosives guy is high all day every day Truly your spirit human. i love him They just so happened to bring tiny planes with them. Just in case. apparently! You never know when you're going to need tiny planes under the ocean. HA ohhh brutal How is she alive after that She did not survive that fall. damn magnus hahahaah his face oh scrap hahahah wow Nice wow Here comes Magnus! now magnus can't talk scrap about me bein' on crystals Hah! And they flood Atlantis with lava. Perfect. Well then They have known each other for about two hours. But it felt like three. ha GIVE HIM A HUG. Now wash that hand. That hand will never be clean. oof seaspray used to crack my spinal strut over his leg if i whined about it enough Nice. "But we WON'T say that, because it's SECRET" how did humans put magnus and me in this so well Dumb luck. There's apparently an awful sequel. technically it's actually three episodes to a tv show that got canned before it made it to air, and they thought they'd flog it direct to video Can we go about our lives, without suffering through the awful sequel? technically it's actually three episodes to a tv show that got canned before it made it to air, and they thought they'd flog it direct to video Can we go about our lives, without suffering through the awful sequel? Or will knowing it is out there haunt us relentlessly? uho h I'm up for it if you folks are. Welllllllll... Sure, I have not been tormented enough. Sure, why not watch something to viciously mock It probably is not worse than the pig sequels. Nothing could be worse than the pig sequels. Gotta run, Red. Thanks for the party Always a pleasure! See you! Behold! Atlantis on a tenth of the budget And then they died. Remember those beautiful shots from the first movie? None of that here! Lava whales. Lava whales. Of course. So it heals rock, too? I should know better than to ask why, and yet, it is the only question. Wasn't that thing... bigger? You probably aren't. Oh, it's crying His rock looks upset at what his city has become. their smiles look unnatural She looks weird OH JOY. A PET MASCOT The lava tubes. And a giant crab. No. Not allowed. Ew. I hate their relationship. All the food is just, like. Bowls of dyed pasta. You live in Atlantis, you eat noodles. Forever. Oh, Kida, what have they done to you? That's ridiculous They live UNDER THE OCEAN Surely they're familiar with, like, swimming, floating, drowning Yes, make sure you bring the animal with you. Where would they be without their mascot Perhaps less drowning. The real kraken is that grim faced weirdo. Gettin' a little Shadow Over Innsmouth here ewwww, don't touch it t's like watching animatronics Why do they even have an inn if they hate visitors so much what's with her FACE . . . She cannot actually focus on anyone. Will-o-wisps? Heh Rat-man's grimace will follow you to your dreams I despise everything about Rat-man. W...what Maybe he just has one of the magic life-extending crystals I hate that Rat-man is contributing more than he ever did in the good movie. He should never move the plot forward. and yet, he is "Ha, now you can't complain that he's useless!" I will complain regardless. Kray-ken. It like... patted him gosh, maybe he's not the one in charge here I never thought a story about a tentacle monster could be so unappealing. Stop moving the plot forward, Rat-man! How dare he contribute? And they crush their friend with roof debris. Gasp. Uh... ... Ominous. I thought there was going to be a twist where it was a tiny tentacle monster they do not get paid enough for this Also I feel like nothing was really... explained Of course it wasn't. Milo who showed up three weeks ago knows more than her, of course. Are they just planning on investigating nonsense around the world? Why not use the magic healing crysta on him Too much work. gosh it's ALMOST like the coyotes are MADE OF SAND, animated by some magic force Jinkies! ... This bit is older than I am. Oh, Kida... So there's no theft in Atlantis, huh Had not been invented yet. Well, HE'S evil Because you know the writers of this nonsense wanted to be timeline accurate. Him? No! Every problem is going to have a spooky old man. I keep expecting to see Wile E Coyote and the roadrunner in this landscape This seems offensive to someone. You think? I can't get past how weird everyone looks I mean, Rat-man took a lateral move, but still Gosh, who's surprised Wait, did Rat-man just contribute to the plot again More than old man Kakashi. Because surely he won't just go to the cave and steal everything. Rat-man's carrying the plot and I'm not okay with that. ... oh wow. He's the most important character in this story It's, like, all about his dirt-eating Oh so it's a big museum The adventures of Rat-man and friends. wow his voice will just never stop cracking, will it Stop touching each other. And then he killed them. WOW who would have GUESSED Of course we have to have silly implausible knockout gas. Why even bother tying them up? Just kill them while they are unconscious. Likes gloating? Please, please kill them while they're unconscious. I don't like Milo's little pantaloons or shapely calves. Someone had to draw them. Guess SOMEbody's about to get sandblasted But for the pot they broke, they must die. Don't do it, Kakashi! Tell me your secret. "well if I told you it wouldn't be a secret, would it" "We love you, old man Jicama." ... Did Odin broke into his house. Did Odin break into this guy's I mean I sthis where theis is going What even is this premise? I mean I guess he can have it None of this could have less to do with anything. Oh dude you are WAY off they wanted to do a multi-season tv show like this ...Or, uh. Maybe not Then he is simply an insane man who is good at training birds. Dead. Pffffff . . . . . . . "The cum filling?" ...What I also heard that. And again, ratman is essential to the plot. ....Ewwwwww, he dressed her I think he is very confused abou this mythos, also I feel concussed. ...Did anyone else just see the explosives human disassociate out of his body? They've all been doing that The image bleed has been very prevalent. I haven't seen it get quite as bad as that. Uh... huh. So they're like boiling the ocean That's a little grim Rest in peace, fishermen. Or not. Rejoin the world, just in time to participate in a World War. Excellent plan. Wait there's a child? And contract polio. Was she like born DURING the thousands of years under the sea? Not quite as bad as the pig sequel, but still too reliant on the ratman. well that was... underwhelming That was wretched. I'm on the cusp of powering down, but thank you all for coming and enduring this. Thank you for hosting this terrible assortment of bad ideas. Well. It's what I do! Good night! Thanks for the stream. Good night! Good night! Thanks for the stream. Good night! Thank *you* for the movie suggestion, night human!