#wheatley gjinka

[lps468]

elon musk gjinka. hes still a robot just humanoid.

[helljunker]

my three weed smoking bestfriends (yes, they ""smoke"" weed)

wheatley design by @scrawnym4 :3 he was so fun to draw teehee

i was looking at wheatley's red optic and when "now why does that look familiar..." and so 420 Blazing Galgallin was born. lol

[your-fav-has-big-naturals]

do wheatley (ROBOT NOT ANY OF THAT GJINKA SHIT)

i want to see where they’re placed.

listen man i was laughing and then i tried and i cant. im so sorry hes too spherical, hes like a boob himself i dont know

[electric-blorbos]

A WHEATLEY X READER THAT ISNT A HUMANIZED FORM MY OBJECTUM LIFE IS YOURS anywayssss can i ask for wheatley, glados and edgar with a reader who passed out in front of them from standing up too fast. sorry i think its really funny seeing ai characters react to the very stupid flaws human bodies have. bonus points if the reader wakes up and is completely unphased

YESSSSS!!!!! You're the target audience! I love objectums so much! I'm so grateful to have found out about this community!!!

As much as I love gjinkas, I think that computers and personality cores are perfect just the way they are, and don't need to be humanized to be beautiful!

Stupid human flaws

Included: Wheatley, GLaDOS, Edgar

Fun fact, my blood decided to act up while writing this, so I've been light-headed all night. Not bad inspiration.

Wheatley:

It was an ordinary day at Aperture labs. You had been sitting down for a few hours now, sitting bisexual-style with one foot under your other thigh, and just generally not using very good computer posture while working on your code for the latest personality construct project.

"Oi! There's bagels in the break room!" Wheatley burst into the office area on the management rail, and everyone started getting up. He looked at you with a pleased little smile on his face. Even though he had made the announcement to everyone, it was really you who he had wanted to tell.

"oh hell yeah." You started to stand, but your leg was totally asleep, and the blood rushed straight to your head as soon as you got up. Next thing you knew, you were lying face-first on the ground next to your computer chair.

"Oh bloody christ-" Wheatley's lens covers widened in shock and panic.

"uh... Please don't be dead. Please be alright... Please- uh... How many fingers am I holding up?" He would occasionally glance away from you and look around the room, but everyone else in the area had already gotten up to go to the break room and get their bagels.

"Uh... Are you alive?" He wanted to go get some help, but he was too terrified to leave you alone long enough to do so. You ended up the victim of his constant stream of consciousness as he worried about what to do, but you were a bit too light-headed to understand what he was babbling endlessly.

"one- one sec..." You muttered, holding an arm up and waiting for the feeling to return in your toes. When it was back, you slowly got to your feet and leaned on the table.

"alright- I'm good. I'm good. Now, let's go see if there are any bagels left." You hobbled off, your hobble turning into a regular walk as soon as all the feeling came back into your leg. Wheatley was left completely dumbfounded.

"what the-" he followed after you on his management rail.

"how'd you do that so fast? Also, what just happened? Are you ok? Are you alive? What's going on? What happened?" He really wouldn't shut up until you gave him a proper explanation, and he didn't take "Oh I just got a head rush" or "My leg fell asleep" as proper answers. Unfortunately, though, you didn't have a better answer because you weren't an expert in the human body, and even if you were, Wheatley didn't seem to grasp the fact that humans can't just fix problems like that.

GLaDOS:

It was a simple task, really. You just had to get on one of those little rolling scooters to get up under one of the massive server computers in GLaDOS's chamber, and fix up some of the mechanical problems. It would seriously improve efficiency, and GLaDOS wasn't quite built to be able to do it herself. This was intricate, close distance work, the kind that was only fit for a human.

You might have had to be practically upside-down for half of the task, but that was alright. Or well, it would be if the second you popped back out from under the computers you didn't hear a loud beeping coming from your primary office.

You scrambled to your feet, the blood rushing to your head and making your vision go spotty. It was a good thing the portal surfaces on the ground weren't too hard, because you met them fast.

"Oh good, you're making friends with the floor." GLaDOS's sardonic voice could be heard coming from both the speakers and the floor, adding to your confusion. It was almost impossible to tell if you were lying down or standing up for a second.,

"human... Human! Wake up." She picked you up with one of her massive grasper claws, lifting your body off the ground and dangling you limply in the air.

"Oh, right. I always forget that such things can happen to humans. Would you mind patching out that little flaw so that I don't have to watch your pathetic ragdoll of a body flop around like a limp noodle?"

You rolled your eyes, your blood starting to flow properly.

"right... Yeah yeah. Unfortunately, humans can't update the way robots can, but it's fine. You can put me down now."

She gently set you down on the ground, a deep chuckling coming from her core.

"You really are a resilient little cockroach, aren't you. Go on, human. Perk up. At least when the sky falls you'll be able to pick yourself right back up afterwards."

"Thanks, GLaDOS. Maybe while I'm at it, you can come up with a way for robots to walk without stumbling around like newborn fauns." You'd say, rolling your eyes and heading out of the main chamber.

Edgar:

Edgar was sitting happily on your computer desk while you lay on the sofa, your head hanging off the side while you messed around on your phone upside-down.

"Hey, what are you up to?" Edgar would ask, ever curious about everything you do.

"just looking at some memes. What about you?" You'd turn your head slightly to look at him, still hanging off the side of the couch.

"nothing. Can I see your memes?" He'd ask, trying to hide his jealousy. He had internet, why couldn't you look at memes on him??

"Oh yeah, sure!" You did a backwards roll off the couch, scrambling to your feet and immediately getting a nasty headrush. Your vision went spotty, and you collapsed to the ground.

"AAAAAAA! Emergency! Emergency! HELP!" Edgar immediately panicked, cursing the fact that he wasn't hooked up to a phone line since it wasn't the 80's anymore. His little rotating webcam focused on you, visibly shaking since it was the only part of him that he could really move on command.

"CALL 911 SOMEONE! Y/N IS DEAD!"

He'd start to open up the internet and search for a website to start begging someone, anyone, to call 911 (or maybe email them? Find some way to reach the hospital online.) Fortunately for both you and him, his browsing speed was pretty slow, so he saw you starting to move before he could actually reach anyone.

You rolled onto your back, and put one arm up into the air.

"Edgar- Edgar-"

"EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! AAAAAAAA!!!!"

"Edgar stop screaming, I'm fine!" You finally managed to scramble into a seated position, pressing your hands to your temples to calm the light pounding in your head from the sudden rush of blood.

"Wait- you're ok?" He'd stop flashing lights, and turn his little camera towards you. You'd get to your feet, and walk over to his desk chair so you could sit down and show him some memes.

"yes, I'm fine. Please calm down. Are you ok?"

"I'm fine if you are!" He'd display the silliest, happiest smile on his face, so glad you're ok.

"Sorry about that. I just got a headrush. It happens sometimes."

"wait, you have to deal with that just happening? How are you not dead?"

"It only happens when you're upside-down and then you turn right side up too quickly." You'd have to explain.

"then you can't ever turn upside-down again!" He'd display an angry face on his monitor.

"oh calm down, Edgar, I'm not going to get hurt. And you are not taking away my upside-down privileges. It's really no big deal."

"okay...." He still wasn't convinced, but he's willing to believe you, if only to make you happy.

[outer-spec]

OCtober 2024 ⭐ Day 1: Fav OC

My favorite oc is Steve. I don't know why??

He started out as one of those shitty unoriginal wheatley gjinkas, I doodled him in my notebook while reading the fanfiction Blue Sky, but i rotated him in my head so much that I ended up giving him his own lore lol. hes not even supposed to be the main character of his lore, Juno is, but her and the other badass female characters keep getting shafted because of this quirked up white boy. im sorry women ;-;

fun fact: when i was originally making him. I had the idea that there would be yaoi between him and another character named Dale. (Dale was also based off of a character from Blue Sky, but he was really minor and didn't have a personality) Basically the story was that hexagon secretly put a chip in Steve's head, to see if they could mess with his sense of logic. And Dale's job was to use this command line thing to subconsciously give him different ideas, like with the exiles in homestuck. they'd become friends, and eventually Dale would secretly get a crush on Steve... but then Steve would find out about the chip and that would make him upset. tragic yaoi.

I do want to keep Dale in the story, but as a minor character. And also change his name because I hate the name "Dale". Sorry to anyone in real life named Dale

(ps: shout out to @bweirdart for coming up with these prompts)

[zapsoda]

i made a wheatley gjinka (kind of) last year

he MUST be a little guy. that is critical to all wheatley portrayals

[necrocomicon]

every time i watch brisco i thank my lucky stars that tumblrinas didnt find socrates poole instead of the onceler in 2013

[scimmiabird]

Idk its just them poorly drawn

[foodscarf]

Saw 2 posts in a row about people looking like Wheatley gjinkas and all I gotta say is I'm so lucky I'm a brown boy with hair down to my ass. I'll never look like any tumblr sexyman because there's no sexyman on this site who's brown AND has a shit ton of hair

[robouiop]

sometimes i forget i named my cat after wheatley from portal, so whenever i see stuff online about wheatley i get very confused

like someone goes “here’s my gjinka of wheatley” and im like “you humanized my cat????”

[rogueshipagogo]

i’m coping with ‘too many plans to get started on them brain’ by stream of thought cosplay planning idk it sounds fun

ok i have to commit to either cosplaying shadow or jaguar and i think i’ll probably do no mask shadow even if the amount of blonde gjinka of faceless nonhuman character design ala wheatley/bill cipher energy i’ll have to withstand might take actual years off of my life because the idea of having to applique the fucking rogueship logo onto a bodysuit that i’ll also have to split the seams of and insert more fabric into when i’ve literally only ever handsewn before, with 3 non-retail working months to do it, exhausts me more than how emo cringe i’ll look. yeah i think doing it as a two piece suit with belt to connect it would be more efficient but god. machine sewing spandex clothing. thinking about my body that long. navigating really Gendery patterns. aaaaaa

on the other hand, the less sewing i have to do, the more props i can make. i want:

the red details to be a different pattern of spandex than the base suit, just for fun. it’d just be cute

helmet visor even if i dont do the helmet [i refuse]. if i can make it light up that’ll be good. 

robo baby backpack based on novelty backpacks that hang off your shoulders. i think this will be easy if i start with a little wastepaper basket for a base lmao holy fuck holy fuck i googled this type of backpack for reference but look what i found oh god oh shit

the only downside to this plan is that we dont know if shadow is going to show up in sc5vr and if he has a new design i’ll definitely try doing that instead but that also means if the game really is delayed until spring then i am. a bitch and will waste a bunch of time waiting for the game to drop lmao oh my god i just remembered wig styling im so fucking excited

[rintezukas]

he looks almost EXACTLY like a wheatley gjinka he just is not that interesting

developing genuine vitriol about raymond for some reason

[helljunker]

its all hes ever used....