#whattheactualfuck

[y8-54]

What the actual fuck.

[tiramisublues]

jeebus @bloodbrown ಥ‿ಥ i got my first Pino jumpscare today--- wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[1-hug-man]

I keep getting right-wing bullshit on my feed for "based on my likes" and I'm not here for it. I'm a bisexual jewish man and I feel like I'm being harassed.

[lowbrowcomicinterludes]

K

Repost from @darkroomlament on IG

I got the honor last week of photographing the amazing @imsebastianstan and honestly… he was so kind, and funny, and absolutely willing to just be a great sport for our shots. Thank you to @vidiots for the opportunity and for hosting FRESH, and they have posted even more photos from the event on their page - please go leave them some love.

[theangrycomet]

Tetramand cybertronian hunting season

Too tired to dive into it but I fully believe that Tetramands’ hunt Cybertronian’s for sport and that it is very likely legal from the Plumbers perspective.

They probably prefer Decpeticons because their more of a challenge and have more weaponry and materials to harvest, but they aren’t likely to be too picky.

There are usually some attempts of letting the smaller bots go in order to “let them grow some more” but half the time they become enraged at their fallen comrades and fight to the death.

[allweknowisnow]

Making jokes about how your friendgroup is gonna turn into a polycule is all fun and games until three of you end up falling for the same person at once and now all of a sudden it's not funny anymore.

[howtoloseapartnerin7songs]

After However Many Years, I Decided To See How That Canadian “Artist” Vatre Was Doing.

And Well, Jesus Fucking Christ…

It’s been a while since there’s been a Vatre update. 

But in light of the recent conflict going on in Ukraine, I thought I’d bring this to light. 

Were it anyone else, I’d assume that Kremlin propaganda warped their perception of what’s going on. If you’ve been paying attention to what’s going on within Russian borders, you’d know what I’m talking about. 

But with Vatre, she’s faking being all those ethnicities by using Google Translate. She seems to think that by using said website, that makes her that ethnicity. 

Which is why I’m bringing to attention her quote, unquote, message. 

She’s only saying she stands with Putin and his murderous rampage to get a rise out of people. Notice how she purposefully misspells worship as “War”ship.  

[morgansplace]

"I love you too, dad." What about this is foolish? Funny? Silly? I thought this was April's fools not April's whattheactualfuck

[gdn7-dollopole]

I love Merlin’s ending, and for one reason only:

it opened the gate to so many modern AUs fics.

The directors unconsciously gave us infinite material to work on:

reincarnation tropes;

Arthur’s rebirth and return to save bloody Albion. This too opens the path to so many theories on what it is he has to save, how and when (better if all the characters are reborn and Merlin is just there, waiting, UUGGHHH, I ate those fics up each.time.);

this alone opens so many possibilities, including each different way on how Arthur and the others are born again;

modern AUs with reincarnation and royalty;

back in time travel fics, with Merlin going absolutely mad over the lack of modern things and clean water;

fix it fics, FIX IT FICS!!!

Basically, I believe all the good fanfictions are in the Merlin fandom, and I read a fuckton of fics in my life, so I know what I’m talking about.

Bonus points if they’re all Merthur, with some good old hurt/comfort and the tooth-rotting fluff, because these two are so in love it makes you sick.

And of course, the ending also gave us good smut material, and this doesn’t need explaining, I think you get it.

(on this note, I’m making this post, because today I just finished reading “Destiny That Darkly Hides Us”, by ‘Nympha_Alba’, AND IT’S A WORK OF ART?! IT’S BASICALLY A NOVEL?! I FINISHED READING IT AND I HAD AN HOLE IN MY CHEST, whattheactualfuck)

[y8-54]

OHHH THE BITCH IS BACK YALL MY GOD! REPORT THEM BEFORE THEY CONTINUE THSIR SHIT AGAIN

[barbwillbrb]

Because I just realized the twins are in their 50's I'm just picturing Isadora accidentally making them feel old as she's only 27 soon turning 28 by time the epilogue party happens. They'd basically be hanging out with a chaotic crow who would worry poor Rackal

I just got done reading some of Isadora’s lore and oh my she puts the wild in wild magic. Girl even has Clairice be like “Respect. Mildly concerned over your mental wellbeing but still, mad respect.”

Rackal would be very much:

On a more serious note; how are they somehow the least traumatized of all their friends/companions. This was not on their bingo card.

Between Ma’na family and Isadora literally on the run from hers they’re just

Clairice. Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay shit so we’re all a little fucked up/this is what we’re working with

Rackal: WHATTHEACTUALFUCK

[romanticruckus]

WHATTHEACTUALFUCK

[theskit]

I went to see Asteroid City with my dad on Friday. It was SO weird.

Like watching an acid trip.

It seemed to be simultaneously parodying the 1950s as a whole, 1950s Era plays/theater specifically, and The Twilight Zone??

I swear I spent 90% of that movie making eye contact with my dad and going WhatTheActualFUCK is happening??

[drivemysoul]

you know what sucks ass about the animation changing in alicization?? we really lost asuna’s whattheactualfuck face. the subtle raised eyebrow… the emotion only conveyed by being an eldest daughter…

[thatconfusedanon]

*They blink and feel an odd sense of... what's this? Something's not right. They felt no compulsion to move but could hear the sounds of wood cracking and froze. An audible complaint sounded through as Altair pushed themselves upright to see what's going on, leaving Aster on the couch.*

Whattheactualfuck!?

[taechnological]

And they were half sweat pants and half jeans????? He makes the most chaotic choices on purpose 😭😭😭 (like that’s new information or something)

half sweatpants half jeans AND FULL WEAPON OF A THIRD DEGREE CRIME BC KIM TAEHYUNG WHATTHEACTUALFUCK