#whatpumpkin

[davekat-sucks]

DEAR GOD you were right about "June's truthers" being FUCKING INSANE

Context: this person posted about June's haters being all transphobes or something. They blocked me right after my last message, I knew they would've, but I couldn't screenshot the original post.

It's even more crazy their reason about June Egbert being transfem. Like seriously... instilled conservative ideas? Are they blaming DAD EGBERT for this? Asking questions about "What's the deal with the puppets?" equating to queerness. That's even more crazy Olympic gymnastics someone goes to think that's why June Egbert is hinted and would be a thing.

[onthatjohnhunt]

IN SEARCH OF HOMESTUCK MERCH

Or more specifically, John Egbert

I've been on the hunt for a while and although I do have a quite a bit of a collection, most of it is fanmade! I made this post in hopes that somebody with any of these might see and reach out.

Have one of these? Send me a dm!! I have no problems negoiating a price or offering art alongisde it. Thank you if you read this far!!

[maybetheyregiants]

hey oldstucks.

did anyone have one of these backpacks

i mean obviously theyre just the iron on patches slapped on some generic backpacks

but like

are they as shitty as they look

what was the quality like

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

if i had a nickel for every time that a creative/s' content blew up and they were put in complete control of a company about it, had no idea how to run a business, and ended up exploiting their workers and brewing a toxic company culture out of incompetent insecure business practices, id have 15 cents and counting

[turtally-tubular]

idrk what to say except i found this article and i think its interesting

andrew pls try to at least somewhat right the wrongs you’ve done pls 👍

[whatcrescent]

WELCOME TO WHATCRESCENT!!

whats whatcrescent? - whatcrescent is the team that created some of the iBPAS!

whats an iBPA? - iBISPaint Adventures is a fan community of MSPaint Fan Adventures, which one it's own is a fan community of MSPaint Adventures.

does this blog double as a iBPA blog? - YES!!

DISCORD SERVER || iBPA MSPFA

DREAMSTUCK || SBURBAN STRIFERS || DELTABOUND || BOOTLEGSTUCK: MSPFA EDITION || WEIRD FREAKING GAS STATION || SBUR. || BLANK || SCHOOL BREAK || AVALON MIDNIGHT ||

[justmewondering56]

so entranced by this blog, what do any of the tags you add even mean. are you clicking the middle predictive text option for everything you write??

College is a cash in front they don’t even teach nothing beyond the cup?

lol what college offer cup and bowl manufacturing?

[rainbowshipmate]

I drew these cuties because my favourite person asked me to, there is a version with Folykl speaking but what she is saying is a little triggering so I sharing it without it

[affablyevilshowdown]

Bender wins

Gamzee is sent to the horn pit...

Wasn't it supposed to be balls and corpses? Why is it entirely made out of horns now? Nevermind...

Large Bracket Round 1-41

The absence of the thing they're addicted to causes Problems

Gamzee Makara (Homestuck): He sells the blood of all his friends he just killed to the newly vampiric troll at artificially high prices

Bender (Futurama): Sold his son to the Robot Devil

[davekat-sucks]

kanaya having ONE bad relationship with ONE human is enough for her to want to kill all of humanity? So everything that Jane said was right? The troll race is violent and not to be trusted. JANE WAS FUCKING RIGHT?!

Jane did literally nothing wrong. WhatPumpkin fucked up on making her a Donald Trump allegory. Trump wins again for 2024.

[mistrex-silly]

look at my criminally cute lad

[breadbowll]

For. 24 hours only. I will be cringe again.

[transwolvie]

This whole shebang DID finally drive me to check out the Sarah Z video of WhatPumpkin and Hussie trying to take legal action against her because of her accusations of racism about the comic

[snailmailmp3]

homestuck is a webcomic that really likes to skip over important plot or relationship developments and only explain what happened in the aftermath. this doesn't always *work* but it's a pretty consistent pattern throughout the comic's run. so why the fuck was like a third of the comic spent with 80% of its major characters literally just sitting around for 3 in universe years. and even longer in actual real world time. i've been trying to wrap my head around this for months and i still do not get it

[motion-of-them]

redraw of a doodle from september. god i am obsessed with this man

[cronagorgonzola]

All homestuck fans want is fun stories of dubious canonicity and cool merch

The ideal homestuck situation is obviously a paradox space and whatpumpkin website revival, with a patreon and fandom guest artists/writers. And you can just do comics abt offshoot fake timelines once a month forever and make infinite money. there could be polls too.