#whateverthefuckelse

[mothghosts]

I like to remind the Interview With the Vampire fandom that Anne Rice wrote an entire trilogy of "erotic" ch!ld p0rn because it's so blaringly obvious that not a single one of you gives a shit that she's openly p3dophilic

[emsleyanbluejay]

playing my least favorite game: is everyone out to make my life harder or do i just need a nap

[zevrans]

dai enabling my dormant completionism ocd as i try to collect every shard and astrarium and whateverthefuckelse was not how i imagined my playthrough going tbh

[imagoodone-iswear]

you think my username sounds pleading? think that makes me a beggar? have to disappoint you. it was a thought-out thing. i explain my reasons for my username here.

new pinned post; old one is buried somewhere.

25 year-old Genderfuck/NB Transmasc Individual. he/they.

we are a C-DID system with BPD + NPD (+ other stuff) and this is our collective main PD Blog (mostly about cluster b but can include cluster a or c). here to document life with my PDs and a CDD from within europe.

(Sys blog only given out per dm request due to privacy)

this blog isnt run by a particular alter so experiences can vary (mostly nobody will tag). although sometimes our persecutors (and ASPD symptom holders) post here.

cluster a: [ ppd resources ] [ stpd resources ]

[ szpd resources ]

cluster b: [ npd resources ] [ bpd resources ]

[ hpd resources ] [ aspd resources ]

cluster c: [ avpd resources ] [ ocpd resources ]

tw for

shameful vents, blood, mentions of self-harm, npd crashes and the like (this is a pd blog so go figure)

we do not put a filter on our posts or things we talk about here so if you dont like it you can leave or block us.

minors DNI obviously (we are in our mid 20s and dont want to have too much to do w under 18s; might interact barely, if you seem similar to us or we take a liking/can relate to your blog. general rule is 17 and above, depends on blog and maturity; everyone below that should dni and possibly block us)!

also not liked on this blog are radqueers, radical feminists, radical-whateverthefuckelse, transID/transX idiots, endos, strict anti-psychs (frequently or only posting about psych abolition = dont fucking interact), and ppl against researched self-dx!!

also narc abuse believers can take a hike (but feel free to give me attention~, i love living rent free inside your head <3 ;)).

[timidxtempted]

make your choice.

live with it.

don't make everyone around you fucking miserable because they aren't choosing your choice, too. don't make childish fucking pouty statements and immature bullshitty petty comments and make me fucking hate that i like you. don't make me flip the switch in my head that goes from "like you" to "liked you". don't make me question my judgment about people in general because you are too fucking tied up in how unhappy you are with your decision to see that you might be hurting the people - no, let's face it... person - that supported you through the worst of it.

make your choice.

live with it.

do not arrive with your fucking cloud of guilt and shame and whateverthefuckelse is going on in your fucking head and let it rain down on me. or. OR. you could fucking talk to me like you always did before, like friends and like allies instead of treating me like i am part of the fucking problem. i am not your problem. i am not the villain in your story. i am your fucking friend.

you made your choice.

YOU LIVE WITH IT.

because you know what?

you done gone and made my choice for me.

and you can live with that, too.

[totallyjazzed]

I've described my ideal gender presentation before with various words and those still hold true but I thought of another funny way to explain it.

In my early teenage years before I'd figured out I was trans I found myself fascinated by TG TF comics/shorts/stories/whateverthefuckelse because heehoo funny clueless moments. I've largely moved on from this sort of media for a number of reasons but the concepts float around in my memory just because.

Anyway y'know how in those stories there was an archetype of guy who, when confronted with the idea of having been transmogrified into a woman (and, in doing so, frequently hitting the goddamn jackpot in their new, heavily rigged, genetic lottery) decides the best course of action is to do Absolutely God Damn Nothing and just get dressed in his regular clothes and pretend that nothing happened and he's still the same generic and nondescript dude he was before.

I want to look like that's what I'm doing.

[mayalaen]

why does the response “of course” infuriate me with people who suck just as much as i melt when people who don’t suck use it?!

What is the power of this response that it does this to me when you’re welcome or sure or whateverthefuckelse doesn’t do this to me?!!

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[leatherbookmark]

*insert your regular ‘ghrrrr why does this fandom think jgy is a closet bitch’ post*

[billsfangearring]

So you want to read about 2000s Harry Potter fandom drama

Let me introduce you to my favorite subreddit, r/hobbydrama, by way of posts about some of the most sordid moments in early Harry Potter fandom history.

Content warning: While most of these are amusing Internet dramas, the first one is genuinely awful, as will be clear from the summary.

I've put them in chronological order and pulled the summaries from the posts. Many thanks to everyone on Reddit who put these posts together!

Popular author turns out to be a cult leader (Late 1990s-2015*)

TL;DR: A famous fanfiction author turns out to be a real creep. He uses a lot of pseudonyms and sockpuppets, convinces some of his fans to move in with him, claims to mind-meld with fictional characters, insists his fanfiction is better than Harry Potter itself, and has questionable views on women. Oh, and he was involved in a triple homicide and used the girl's death for fun and profit.

*Edited to fix my "2005" typo. Sorry! Thank you @olderthannetfic for the catch.

The Cassandra Cla(i)re Saga (2000-2016)

TL;DR: The author of the fanfic trilogy that popularized “Draco in Leather Pants” is also a famous YA author, with a long, complicated history involving fandom drama and Ginny/Ron romance fic.

Married to Severus Snape on the Astral Plane: The Story of the Religion of Snapewives (early 2000s-early 2010s)

TL;DR: There was an actual religion centering on Severus Snape, who was portrayed as an eternal and divine being similar to the Christian God. It had theological arguments, early schisms, and its own vows and prayers, which were all taken completely seriously by its followers, the Snapeists.

Bored woman creates 12+ sockpuppet accounts, becomes a fandom celebrity (2002-2006)

TL;DR: Woman wants to be a part of the popular clique, uses a combination of ridiculous lies, made-up fangirls, and Christian strawmen sockpuppets to build up enough fame to join the popular clique. Is eventually exposed.

J.K. Rowling's husband's "fake" appendicitis, symbolic hippogriff romance, evil Chinese abortions, and the genetics of shipping the wrong ships: tales from the Harmony vs. Ronmione ship war (2005-2007)

A not-so-brief, still not at all comprehensive account of some of the earliest, stupidest Harry Potter shipping drama. Many thanks to the archived remnants of Fan Wank for detailing all of this, and to the people who made this extra funny by coming up with some of the most batshit ship names and insults I’ve ever seen. Merlin bless the good ship Ronmione/Romione/Heron/whateverthefuck, long may she sail. And, though the HMS Harmony/PumpkinPie/whateverthefuckelse capsized long ago, may her memory live on.

Goffick Harry Potter and Fabricated Child Abuse: The Saga of My Immortal (2006-2007, 2017)

Here’s another summary of ridiculous internet drama. This time, it involves Hermione Granger being an emo weaboo who speaks exclusively in broken Japanese, a satanist vampire Harry Potter whose scar has turned itself into a pentagram, a teenage girl’s shitty Mary Sue who gets darker and edgier with every passing chapter, and a YA author desperate to capitalize on the unlikely success of an infamous fanfic published a decade ago. Welcome to the increasingly weird saga of My Immortal.

[vanweezer]

why is it always white people saying shit like "its not that deep" or "cant we just laugh" my guy to YOU you can laugh. YOU can laugh and carry on abt ur day. and thats fine! chris rock getting slapped is deserved AND funny! but you also dont know what its like for black people (black WOMEN) to have their struggles/appearances/whateverthefuckelse played up for JOKES and just be expected to be okay with it! YALL can laugh at that. WE need to tell YALL how it impacts our COMMUNITY though.

[fishandshesmygills]

if you dont love me at my mattdamonnatural you dont deserve me at my whateverthefuckelse

[possessedpyjamapants]

you know how polarizing moraly grey female characters get called Vriskas and white-haired edgy whateverthefuckelse boys are Komaedas? I'm gonna start calling all catboy/catgirl/nyanbinary types Nepetas.

[byebyebebe]

hear me out

We know Eddie has all that pent up energy frustrations rage adrenaline whateverthefuckelse the writers want to add, but why is necessary the street fighting ? Why? When my boy has a handsome fella right t h e r e that would suck the angry right out of his **** AND would take care of his kid anytime of the day??

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Me jumping from reverse comfort to naga to slow burn to comfort to established to best friends to vampire to sci-fi to fantasy to werewolf to whateverthefuckelse in one sitting

[zorilleerrant]

I’m not liking how far people are pushing the idea that attraction is predatory

like come on people we’re all already used to people saying mlm liking straight men is predatory, wlw liking straight women

trans women like women and it’s invading their spaces or trying to make them find whatever stereotyped feature attractive, trans women like men and it’s trying to turn them gay/straight/whateverthefuckelse, trans men like women and it’s run of the mill men-are-all-predators (or butches-are-all-predators), trans men like men and it’s a trick to try to molest their gayness

bi people are taking advantage of gay men or lesbians and going to dump them to be straight, bi people are taking advantage of straight people for exposing them to the dirty gay stuff

more and more I hear about how nb people being attracted to someone (if they’re not nb mlm or wlw) is somehow trying to erase or deny their sexuality, or trying to force them to be some other sexuality, and of course anyone at all being attracted to nbs is ‘fetishising’ and ‘misgendering’ (or being attracted to binary trans people, depending)

and now it’s all men being attracted to lesbians is predatory (men being attracted to any women is predatory...and you know where that’s from), women being attracted to gay men is predatory, being attracted to anyone more than three years younger than you is predatory, being attracted to anyone more than three years older somehow forces them to be predatory to you, white people being attracted to poc is fetishising, able-bodied people being attracted to disabled people is fetishising, anyone at all (even other autistic people) being attracted to autistic people is basically child abuse, anyone (even other intersex people) being attracted to intersex people is just beyond the pale (and leave aside how it’s somehow predatory for all parties involved if an aspec person wants to date or have sex or even have a crush)

can you like stop

attraction isn’t doing anything to anyone