#whatever lol. if i get stoned off my ass maybe ill be normal again
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this is my pmdd but ughhh
#it feels like any sort of wrongdoing or mistake i make in regards of my partner its an infraction upon his parents so like i really do just#want to leave their house and not talk to them ever again#id rather do that than anything else at all with them imo. i have no way to become their friend or in any way close to them#i just wanna go to sleep constantly#idk i bet they think im a brat. irresponsible on purpose. annoyingly too loud especially in laughter. i know they think im a leech lol.#whatever lol. if i get stoned off my ass maybe ill be normal again#vent
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OSHSJSHSJSHSJSHJSNSSH IâM SO HAPPY THERES A NEW NINJAGO BLOGGFGGFFEHEHDHSHSHBD
OKAY OKAY OKAY WHAT IF LLOYD AND KAI (Seperate) GIRLFRIEND IS AN ELEMENTAL MASTER OF LAVA YES I KNOW ITS ALMOST LIKE KAI BUT THIS IS FANFICTION!
LIKE JANAI FROM THE DRAGON PRINCE WHENEVER SHE GETS LIKE REALLY ANGRY AND MY HOMEGIRL GOT SOME ANGER ISSUES HER ENTIRE BODY TURNS INTO LIKE LAVA TYPE OF SKIN AND THEY TRY TO CALM HER DOWN! IF YOU DONT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE I RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS
https://youtu.be/mIwidDvNins
JANAI STARTS TO TRANSFORM IN 01:04
OKAY SORRY FOR THE CAPS IM JUST SO EXCITED IM GONNA SHUT UP NOW
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OMGAGAHSHAH IM KICKING MY FEET AND SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW RN IM SO HAPPY I NEVER THOUGHT ID ACTUALLY GET REQUESTS AND LIKES AND SHIT LIKE THAT FROM THESE?? AAAAaaa a
IDK IF I SHOULD DO HCS OR A DRABBLE SO IM JUST GONNA DO HCS!! (SEND ME ANOTHER ASK IF YOU WANTED A DRABBLE, ILL MAKE ANOTHER VERSION !!)
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⣠. Kai and Lloyd (separate) x Master of Lava!fem!reader with anger issues !
â Lowercase intended.
â CW: Mild swearing, use of "princess" once. But overall it's just crack and fluff, and completely safe!
The timeline is up to you.
I didn't know if you were saying Janai had anger issues or the reader did, so I just gave the anger issues to the reader ahhajahahabba
I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF THIS SM
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oh boy, you were angry as fuck. and normally, he'd think he could handle your anger.
haha WRONG
girlie so mad she became lava. literally.
and he was scared. so, very, extremely scared.
you looked like you were about to wreck the whole monastery downđ
BUT kai being kai like the (adorable) dumbass he is, he thought that, as the elemental master of fire, naturally he'd be lava-proof.
lol wrong again woopsiesđ
he tried to hold your hand to calm you down a bit but instantly regretted.
but once he saw you slightly calming down and lightly giggling at his absolute suffering, he had an idea.
he walked towards you to excute his stupid idea (which was doing tomfool-fucking-ries and other dumb stuff in your face to cheer you up;; which would have made you angrier), he tripped on the electro chicken thing and fell face-first on the floor.
he turned around onto his back, pain written all over his face, and groaned.
okay. well that was a fail.
but maybe not?!?@?@đ¤Żđ¤Ż
still on the floor, he saw you, also on the floor, laughing your fucking ass off. he was about to pull out some sassy remark out of his ass when he saw that you were becoming like the usual again!
you were brushing your tears off, about to throw him some mocking comment when your breath was fucking squeezed out of your body because the mf you call your boyfriend jumped on you like some kid who met their dad again after 6 years.
"OH thank the first spinjitzu master you're not lava and angry anymore. pls don't do that again i'm sorryđ."
you couldn't do anything but just pat his head and accept his apology.
conclusion, angry y/n: -12/10 would not recommend.
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holy shit?? you were lava??@?
this dude had no fucking clue on what to do, or what was going on.
he is the definition of the standing emoji (đ§)
it's not that he doesn't wanna help you or anything, my boy just has no experience on the "how to calm down angry girlfriend that turns into lava without dooming yourself" field ykyk đ
at first he thought about pouring a bucket of water on you.
but he got scared you'd turn into stone or obsidian or smth and he'd lose you foreverđ
so no pouring water on lava s/o.
so instead, he did what he thought was the most reasonable and logical thing to do.
he (very carefully) sat you down on the couch (or bed, idk) and let you rant/vent about whatever or whoever made you so furious you pretty much changed the composition of your skin cells and unlocked some kind of new power or something.
you ranted and ranted, and he did nothing but listen to you ever so attentively.
once you were done, he comforted you the best he could.
"it'll be alright, you are so much better than them anyway."
"their opinion on you does not matter if it's negative "
"you're so beautiful, no one can rivalize with your beauty, princess."
"i love you so so much. <3"
"do you, by complete hazard and coincidence, have their address? i'm just gonna... pay them a nice little visit. đ"
you love him so ofc you give it to him hađđ
anyway he goes to get your favorite food and once he comes back with it, you're happy againđ
he's so proud of himself for that it's so cute
and after that you both live together happily ever after and have as many kids as you want whenever you want.
the endđ
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⤴ ...BUT I'M SO OBSESSED WITH YOU!
hihi hope you enjoyed this and don't forget to hit that follow and reblog button !!đ
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Electric Feel: Part One
A/N: Alright you guys so last night I re-watched the movie âSavagesâ. You know, the one with Quicksilver and Serena Vander-Woodsen in it? Yeah, it totally rekindled my love for Polyamorous relationships and after reading a fuck ton of amazing Stucky oneâs this site, I decided I just had to write my own. This is going to be a short series. Only five or so parts of fluff and smut. Smut with plot, but smut none the less lol. Enjoy yaâll. Steve/OC/Bucky
CURRENTLY ON HOLD. WILL RECONTINUE IN 2018
Word Count: 3k+
Warnings: Heavy mentions Panic disorder, Anxiety, Depression and use of Prescription Drugs. Mental health/illness will be a heavy topic in this one so if it triggers you, Iâm sorry my beautiful buttercups but this story might not be the one for you. Cussing because I have the worst mouth and my vocab is made up of four letter words.
Story Summary: Y/N, an overworked plus size model, is struggling to balance her career and her worsening panic disorder. Moving into Avengers Tower, at her Aunt Peppers request, was supposed to relieve some of the stress. She never expected to find solace in the arms of not one, but both of the Towers resident super soldiers
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Dragging yourself across the lobby of âAvengers Towerâ you feel absolutely numb. The static in your head seemed far away, like a station you just couldnât tune into. Not that you wanted to. No, youâd take this reprieve, this moment of nothingness happily. At least you felt like you could breathe, like your lungs weâre actually working again, doing the simplest of tasks.
Jesus. How sad is that? That your actually happy you could breathe normally? The most natural thing a human could do, and yet even that seemed like a heralding task to you lately.
âHello Ms. Y/Nâ The receptionist at the circular desk greeted as you passed and on queue you forced a smile on your face.
Youâd gotten good at it by now, so good, that the woman didnât notice anything out of the ordinary and went on with her work. Typing away at who knows what. It was nearly thirty minutes past 10. What could Tony have her working on so late? Whatever, you deduce. Whatever it was, you knew she was probably getting paid beautifully for it.
And wasnât that the point of it all? What made the world go round?
Money is the reason we exist. Everybody knows it, itâs a fact. Kiss, kiss.
You recite to your self as you push your floor button on the elevator and lean back heavily on the rail. Itâs only when the doors shut, leaving you in the solitary, boxed in space, that you let the smile fall off of your face, your cheeks felt relieved. The daily strain on your cheeks from holding that fake, plasticine smile sucked and as your face sagged you feel the most yourself.
âYou have one major case of resting bitch face, kidâ You remember Tony laughing at you years ago. It wasnât anything you hadnât heart a thousand times before. Your features weâre naturallyâŚsharp. Moody. Your full lips instinctively pulled down at the corners unless you were either A)genuinely smiling or B) putting on that mask that youâd perfected.
In your line of work, resting bitch face was both a blessing and a curse. That pout of yours, yeah it had scored you a lot of high end jobs. Shooting for A-list magazines with renound photographers. Making you a bit of a âhot commodityâ in the modeling world. But it had also earned you a reputation. Everyone had this image of you; thought you weâre extremely bitchy and stuck up. It was already hard, working in the modeling community. Plus size modeling was just starting to boom, to become a norm but even you didnât fit some of the major guidelines. At well over two hundred pounds and barley reaching 5'3, you weâre an unusual peice for the industry in the first place.
Having everyone think you weâre a high maintenance, hard to work with cunt- well that didnât help either.
They just didnât know you, which you almost laughed at because isnât that what everyoneâs excuse is? âThey donât know me, Iâm so misunderstoodâ.
Fuck, you weâre a walking clichĂŠ, you chide yourself.
Most who met you tended to think you weâre âstuck upâ because a good chunk of the time you weâre so stuck in your own head that you couldnât focus on anyone around you. Trying to breath, trying to focus on anything but the near constant bubble of nervousness that never seemed to leave your stomach. Running through your therapists guide list on how to avoid your next panic attack.
In truth, when most got to know you they were honestly shocked at your goofy, nerdy nature. Those few people, who tried to delve under the surface, weâre greeted with a girl who could make a joke out of just about anything and would rather stay in bed and binge on Star Wars movies and buffalo wings(well maybe no one would be surprised about that your love of chicken wings, you think humorously. Bitterly)
It hadnât always been this bad, you recite to yourself. It would get better, you encourage.
When you get to your floor, all you want to do is go to sleep. The thought of having to have to drone through any other kind of human interaction physically made you wince.
Most of the time, you didnât mind the floor you weâre on. Actually, you quite liked your âfloor matesâ. Yeah, it had been a little weird at first being âbunkedâ with all guys, but youâd soon found that you wouldnât have wanted to be placed anywhere else. Steve, Sam and Bucky weâre good to you, yeah they babied you a little and left messes in the living room, but you had your own hoard of annoying tendencies and still, they never treated you like anything butâŚfamily.
Like the older brothers you never wanted- while simultaneously being the little brothers you had DEFINATLEY never fucking wanted because Jesus Christ, who had left the empty Oreo package in the middle of the floor? You bend down, almost robotically, to pick it up.
Steve and Bucky are lounging on opposite sides of the long couch, watching some sports show that you didnât really care to know. You barley notice them, and you really hope that theyâre not going to notice you. That theyâre too invested in the game on the mammoth flat screen-
âHey, babydoll. How was work?â
No dice. Not that youâd really thought for a second they weâre just going to ignore your entrance.
The smile, that smile, you plaster on is almost painful.
They both look up at you, Buckyâs head slightly cocked as he waits for an answer.
âIt was fine, Iâm really tired though. Iâm going to changeâ
To anyone else your tone would have sounded pleasant. Tired, but normal.
To Steve, itâs a big red flag. Gone is the usual bite in your voice, the giggle. The light. You soundâŚmonotone. Like you werenât really there at all. And thatâs what really makes him look at you, take you in. The bags under your eyes are pronounced, even with the makeup that adorns your skin. Your posture is rigid and you look like you might strain a muscle just from standing there but itâs your eyes that confirm it for him. Heâd seen that look in them many a time before. He feels the tug on his heart strings as you hurry out of the room.
When Steve turns his head to Bucky, the mans eyes are still glued on your retreating frame. But the look on his face matches the one Steve knew he himself was sporting.
Youâd had another hard one. Another attack. Being âroomiesâ with you meant that they weâre no stranger to your illness, theyâd experienced first hand what you went through on a near day to day bases. Hell, Bucky went through his fair share of his own. But it never ceased to put a felling akin to stones in their throats to see you in that state
âI want to go check on her, manâ Bucky announces âShe looked real roughâ
Steve shook his head. Theyâd been through this. The trial and error of it all.
âNah, pal. You know sheâll freak out if you go after her right nowâŚlet her go cool offâ Steve reminds his friend. Didnât he remember the last timeâŚit hadnât gone over well.
Bucky sighs through his nose and nurses the beer bottle in his hand. He knew what it was like, what she was going through and it made it worse, the thought of her feeling even a fraction of the strain that he himself frequently endured had him tied in knots. He felt like he had to get up, and go to her. And check on her and make sure that she was playing on her phone like she liked to do, laughing at some meme he knew sheâd show him later and not curled up in a corner.
He still winces at that mental image. When heâd found her in the kitchens with her hands over her eyes and her knees pulled up to her chest.
âIâm worried about her, tooâ Steveâs voice cuts through the silence. He can see the cogs working in Buckyâs head.
Bucky nodded, chewing on the inside of his lip. Yeah, he knew.
Knew that they weâre both royally fucked.
And had been for a while now. Because nothing good could come from the way that they both felt about you. Heâd never really thought about it before. Maybe, even though it was a little screwed up, it was because back in the forties he could run circles around Steve when it came to girls. Back then heâd never be in competition with the him. Plus Steve had always loved dark haired dames and Bucky had a thing for Redheads, so he never really thought there would be a day when they a single woman caught both pairs of their eyes.
And then came you. When Bucky had learned Pepperâs niece was coming to live at the compound heâd never in his wildest dreams could have imagined you. All ass and sass and bambi eyes. All understanding touches and long talks in the middle of the night when neither of you could sleep because your brains just wouldnt turn off. You seemed to understand him in a way that he didnât even understand himself.
Youâd snuck up on BuckyâŚ
Steve was different. Heâd met you a handful of times before youâd moved in. You were Peppers niece, after all, so youâd been around the tower. Never staying for long- just long enough to throw him that smile. To flip your sheet of hair over your shoulder and be the sweetest thing heâd ever encountered. You rotted his teeth. You brought out the side of him, the one that was foreign to everyone but Bucky.
You hadnât snuck up on Steve. Youâd hit him like a god damn freight train.
And it yet no one was willing to admit it, even though it was nearly palpable. The three of you went on, holding onto a friendship that seemed to keep all of you a float.
Because Bucky needed Steve. It wasnât a fact he was ignorant to. He needed his best friend if he had any hope of ever truly getting back to the man heâd once been and Steve needed him back. The only link he had to his true self. To the man behind the shield.
So, they kept it unspoken. They didnât even talk about it to each other, which if you knew Bucky and Steve youâd know was in-fucking-sane because those two told eachother EVERYTHING. Neither of them weâre willing to risk the century long friendship.
Hell noâŚ
But did they really even have to say it? Steve witnessed the way you touched Bucky, your hands trailing over him in something liken to worship and Bucky noticed the way you sought out Steve. The way you needed him, the way you looked at him like he was the sun.
Funny thing? It didnât make either of them jealous, there was no animosity. No hurt feelings justâŚneed.
Need of what? Neither of them knew.
And so, almost simultaneously, they both tipped their beer bottles back heavily, the screen illuminating their faces. They could lie to themselves. But they never did get the hang of lying to each other.
You stand in the shower for what feels like ages, allowing the scorching water to rush over you. Trying to practice those visionary exercises youâd worked on in therapy. Letting all of the negativity swirl down the drain. When you exit the glass, walk in shower you feel a little better. When you go to your bedside table and pop one of the tiny, yellow pills in your mouth, that helps even more. Youâd learned long ago to take your medicine. You would question taking Dayquil when you had a could, so why would you do that in this case?
You didnât need to feel ashamed for having to use medicine. You repeated yourself that daily, still. It was such a stigma, you weâre still working through it.
You pull a pair of sliky pink pajama shorts up your curvy legs. They weâre your favorite ones, the little cactusâ print always made you smile and then threw on an oversized grey sweater, the one youâd had for years. The littering of holes on the bottom of the sleeves was just proof to your immense love for it. You then brushed through your mess of wet hair, getting out all of the snarls, working through the small kinks before you slathered on your face serumâs and body lotions.
You had to do this.
Because your job required you to take care of your appearance and because your therapist assured you that taking care of yourself even when you felt low was one of the keys to happiness. To getting through itâŚand you would get through it.
When your finish your nightly routine you stare at yourself in the vanity mirror for a minute or two or five.
You look like a fucking eleven year old without makeup. Your face child like without the sharp eye liner of defining bronzer. But there was a prettiness to you, your eyes seemed even (e/c)er. You shake out your hair, watching the still damp tendrils fall across your shoulder before slipping into a pair of slippers, feeling good enough to go and scower the fridge because your tummy was growling viciously and you knew it was a shit idea to let those pills kick in on an empty stomach.
Your not surprised to see Steve and Bucky still immersed in their game- or maybe itâs a different game because this one looks like hockey and you could have sworn the other was baseball.
âWhat'er you guys watching?â You inquire, just to start a conversation, as you walk across the living room.
Your voice is still worn out, but you look better. Like you always do after showering off the long day.
âThe Rangers game. Weâre gettinâ our asses handed to usâ Bucky gruffs, taking a look-see at you. Your hairs long down your back, your swimming in that old sweater of yours and your face is bare. Just like he likes you best.
âHey, have a little faith! We can still pull throughâ Steve urges and you giggle as you open the stainless steel fridge door.
âWe got you an order of those perogiâs you like from Kingaâsâ He tells you just as your eyes land on the white take out box and you thank whatever creation there might be for your boys.
âMmm, thank you kindly sirsâ You pop them in the microwave âSam still on that mission?â
It been a week and you weâre starting to get a little worried. You knew him, Nat and Thor could more then handle themselves but you weâre starting to really miss his booming jokes. His dirty laundry basket in the hallway, not so much. Youâd almost killed yourself on that thing in the middle of the night too many times.
âYeah, donât worry, heâll be back on Friday. Unfortunatelyâ Bucky hollers to you and you just roll your eyes and chuckle. Those two pretended to hate each other, but really youâd heard Bucky questioning the bird mans return this morning. No one brewed a pot of coffee like Sam.
When you come back to the living room, your hands full; the take out box in one and a glass of that green tea blend that you could never get either of them could drink because apparently it tasted like grass, itâs no shock that you plop down in the middle of them.
It would have been weirder if you had chosen to sit on one of the empty couches.
It was just normal for you now, your place between them and the comfortable conversation that ensues feels like home. You ask about how their day had gone, wanting to hear details from both about what theyâd done for the duration of it. And then, they ask about yours.
To anyone else, even your Aunt Pepper, you probably would of lied. Would have told a wound a nice story about how the shoot had been so amazing. The team, the outfits. The set.
And that was true. Partially. But you donât tell them the partial truth. You never do.
âI mean it was okay-â Bucky shoots you a knowing look and you sigh âThe photographer was really intense. I mean heâs known for that, his crazy antics make for some kick-ass shots but that plus the lights that were set up was all just reallyâŚsuckyâ
You admit, quirking your mouth and swirling your tea. Steve reaches over, his big scorching palm coming to rest on your shoulder. The weight of it reassuring.
âI just feel- ugh fuck, you know? Like I cant go running away every time set gets a little loud or they shine a weird light in my eyesâ
âBut you didnât run away right? You stayed and finished itâ Steveâs voice is gentle- but not in that annoying clinical way. No, itâs easing the push, itâs encouraging not belittling.
âYeah. After I had a minor breakdown in my changing roomâ that was an understatement, you recall the way youâd grasped at your chest. The way all the air in the room had seemingly gone out.
âThen? Thatâs an impressive feat all on itâs own, sugarâ He continues on and you shake your head, poking at your perogi. Unable meeting either of their eyes.
âIâm just thinking maybe Iâm not cut out for this anymoreâ It was so, so hard to admit that. To admit that maybe it was time to change your dreams, to let go of what youâd wanted for so.
Buckyâs chest aches for you, the empathy he feels in that moment is immense, he cant help but reach out. His hand going to you thigh, his thumb rubbing little circles into the smooth, plush skin as he talks.
âWhy? Even when you felt awful you stayed put. Listen, doll, anyone who knows you knows how much you want thisâŚI mean you weâre born for the camera, just look at that face- you roll your eyes and he chuckles- Not to mention if you donât have a professional taking emâ your just going to sit in your room and take a thousand of those selfers anyway. Might as well get paid for your troubles â
That makes you laugh hard and you tilt your head to him âSelfies, Bucky! God, youâre so oldâ
They have a way of doing this- making you feel better. Making it all melt away, even if itâs just for those moments when the three of you are huddled together. You dream of this shit, no joke. Of the feeling of both of their hands on you like they are now.
âYou wound me, dollâ Bucky melodramatically holds his chest leaning back into the couch, not moving his hand.
You continue eating, your stomach feeling more settled. You close your eyes and moan at the heaven sent explosion of favor.
âMmm, Stevie, taste thisâ You urge as you stab one of the potato dumplings and hold it out to the lighter haired man, your hand underneath it incase it spilled over. Steve grins and opens his mouth wide and inviting as you pop the entire thing in.
âAmazing, right?â
âUh, huh âreal âoodâ he says around the mouthful of food and you and Bucky both chuckle.
âDonât hurt yourself there, punkâ Bucky teases and Steve reaches across you to swat at his shoulder.
âJerkâ
Your more then used to them being hundred year old children âAlright boys letâs watch something that doesnât make my brain bleed, yes?â
Thereâs a few moans and groans of protest, from the both of them, but in the end they do what they always do; give you what you want. Youâre vaguely aware of your power over the two men and you deviously think how dangerous it is to have them at your beck and call. You end up making them watch âThe Men in Blackâ with you because âItâs a classic, oh my gosh I cant believe you guys have never seen this beforeâ and of course you fall asleep twenty minutes in.
When people talk about anxiety attacks, they donât ever mention how they physically drain the life out of you. The exhaustion that comes with them.
You end up sprawled out, your head resting on a pillow in Steveâs lap and your legs tangled with Buckyâs as he stretched out on the opposite side of you. Not an unusual positon for the three of you to contort into.
Steve plays with the near dry tendrils of your hair idly, he can feel your short, puff like breaths on his thigh. Buckyâs vibranium hand rests on your leg, where knee meets thigh, the warmth of your sweet smelling skin radiating off of you. Itâs peace, the one sliver of peace it seems that you all will ever find.
âSteveâ Bucky speaks first. Heâs always been the bolder of the two. Heâd known he was going to have to be the one to speak up sooner or later.
âYeah?â Steve can hear it in his voice. Knows whatâs coming.
âYou love herâ itâs not a question or an accusation. Just a statement.
âSo do youâ Is all Steve can think to retort and Bucky just sighs and nods wordlessly.
Will Smith fights aliens on the TV screen as they both acknowledge what theyâd known wouldnât stay unspoken.
âYaâ know our lives would be a hellava lot easier if these guys really existedâ Steveâs eyes narrow as he drinks in the film. Buckyâs snort fills the room. Aint that the truth.
Thereâs a moment of silence where they let the movie play, where your little wheezes and extraterrestrial battle sounds fill the living room.
âYour Agent K and Iâm agent Jâ Bucky smirks, knowing his little comment is going to grate his best friend. Steveâs head snaps in his direction.
âThatâs a load of crap, your older then me!â
âIn years, yes. In spirit-â
âFuck off, Buckyâ
And even in your sleep state, you manage to be a smart ass. Because even though Steve cursed around you plenty, youâd grown up on those tapes of him that they played in school. And the cussing one had always stuck with you. âLanguage cap'nâ you mother incoherently.
They both look like their eyes might pop out of their heads.
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Okay guys I hope you liked this first part! Iâm still trying to figure out the dynamic I want for the three of them, but I think Iâve got it. Please give me feed back, because I live on that shit. Itâs the air I breathe. If you want to be tagged, let me know!đŹđ
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The week in review:
Raw 11/02 NXT 11/04 NXT UK 11/05 Smackdown 11/06
Raw:
Alexa just says, âhe could be here,â then starts laughing. Sheâs like a walking red flag.
Love the difference in âplayâ and âpainâ, and I love how sheâll wave with either one depending on her intentions. Interesting to note that sheâs left-handed, so every time she uses her right for âplayâ it is absolutely a conscious decision.
Great editing to have Alexa disappear.
Randyâs got a hard life rn lmao.
Mandy and Danaâs gear looks fantastic.
Wow Lana is hella ballsy coming out there during their tag match.
Mandy Rose trying to use Octopus stretch? What an interesting world we live in.
I understand that Dana and Mandy might want the tag titles, Iâm just not sure itâs wise to be fighting your future teammates ahead of SvS :/
Dana and Mandy do good team work, I just wish theyâd work on the timing for their synchronized cartwheel + kick combo.
Pretty suplex, Shayna. Shaynaâs probably the nicest most harmless bull youâve ever seen. I become more and more of a fan every week.
Damn Mandy plays perfect defense but Shayna kicked out. Good teamwork though.
So Lanaâs a face now because Nia and Shayna are assholes who have been tormenting her for like 7ish weeks? Do I have that right?
Oh sad, Lana accidentally screwed Dana and Mandy out of winning the titles. Ahhhh this is why Lana has no friends.
Lmfaooo. âWhat cuz [Lanaâs] a little butthurt that I put her through a table?â âYou put Lana through six tabl--â âI TOLD you NOT to say her name in my presence.â pffftt bye.
Weak finish to that promo. Hella rude to threaten to end someoneâs career though, Nia. Hella rude.
I love Alexaâs enthusiasm when sheâs the Firefly Funhouse version of herself.
Bro what the fuck. Christ these always have so much to digest.
I donât... I donât know what exactly her trick is... was that blood? Are we going for blood? That didnât look like blood. It looked like melted fucking organs or something (or melted down candy/licorice/gelatin but letâs not get meta and ruin the fun)
I love the contacts. Thatâs an interesting look that I wish sheâd carry on in her present day matches once she transforms into her evil, alternate self. Also noted that he used his âhealâ hand to turn her into the blood spitting, warped version... and I think it was the same last time, right? Was it his âhealâ hand last time? What does that mean in his eyes??
These are such a mindfuck ever since she joined his Funhouse. Thatâs not a complaint.
Why are they having Nia fight in 2 matches tonight? Why couldnât they push this off a week?
First off, I really donât like Lacey and Peyton together, and Iâm actually quite fond of Lacey. Sheâs not the best worker, but sheâs a fantastic entertainer, and that deserves much more respect than a random tag team with Peyton Royce.
Second, LOL at Shayna immediately clearing off the announce table. This is gonna be tragic and unfair. If Iâm Lana, why the hell would I accept this match? Ego? WHAT EGO DOES LANA HAVE lol. This should be pointless in her eyes.
Lana your bravery isnât gonna get you shit. Is Asuka gonna come out? Cuz thatâs the only way you survive this.
Normally you wonât hear me cry about no selling like the dumbass iwc, but Lana did a pretty fucking high worked kick and shouldâve nailed Nia in the side of the head/neck. Why wasnât there a reaction to that? Lame. That shouldâve stunned Nia at the very least. Made her flinch? Anything??
LMAO Nia just called her a pathetic piece of crap. Rolling.
Nia breaks up the pinfall attempt on Lana herself x2. Fantastic heel work. Donât see that enough.
Peep the red marks on Lanaâs back. Sad.
Fuck man, table number 7. Thatâs... thatâs sad. Pretty bummed that NOBODY will come help her. 7 fucking times, whew.
Having a lot of the women appear multiple times tonight. Looking at how the Raw womenâs division is being booked, I gotta say, SD is kinda over-bloated.
Oh cool I can actually see Alexaâs white tattoo on her shoulder blade in this lighting.
Nikki Iâd advise you to not speak ill of the fiend. Also lesbireal, you iced her out the second you didnât win the title against Bayley all those months ago.
Fucking LOVE those contacts why werenât they a permanent part of her look as this version???
Highlight: Firefly Funhouse
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NXT:
Ahh I love Dakota and Raquelâs matching colors.
Tbf, Dakota is a stepping stone, she just SHOULDNâT be cuz sheâs way too good for that.
Dakota is so fucking scrawny. I really hope she isnât just deemed a jobber on the MR. She needs to keep that speed up or bulk up a little.
lolol you know what Ember, you fucked around and ate a ringpost. Serves you right.
Nice armbar, Dakota. Now sit up and lock in the dis-arm-her (she wonât)
Dakotaâs leading this match, peeped that call.
Emberâs suicide dive is so vicious. Like a missile straight up impaling her opponent.
LOL Dakota dodged the second. Again serves you right, the double suicide dive is Sethâs move.
Damn Dakota fucking NAILED her with that kick upside the head. You seeing stars Ember? Cuz you should be seeing stars. That was NOT a thigh slapper, that had an audible pop.
Yeahhh Dakota is absolutely the face in this match and you cannot tell me different. Emberâs arrogance is infuriating. Girl legit failed on the MR and she comes down there with an ego (in kf) tf outta here.
Love how people in nxt are constantly trying to use the Bank Statement but it NEVER looks as good as Sashaâs. Take a hint.
Love how Dakota utilizes these arm bars, thatâs so random to me, has she always used submissions? Probably.
Why are we showing Ember dramatically hulk up like I care?
âThis is Emberâs lawâ WHAT IS EMBERâS LAW FFS
HAHA atta girl Dakota, atta girl. Thatâs the homie, good for you. Fuck Emberâs law.
Shotzi PLEASE I could actually like you if you didnât make me want to punch my 27âł monitor every time you fucking howled.
Also why youâd ever choose to face Toni over Rhea is beyond me but whatever.
This is not a whole new Toni Storm. Youâre the friggin same. Ember has changed more than you and she didnât even have a heel turn.
And why is the term âstepping stoneâ being shoved down my throat this week?
Interesting that Io has chosen to tie things up with Rhea, but thatâs to be expected. See now, if I was wwe, I wouldâve called up Rhea immediately after this title match took place, but I already know that doesnât happen.
Odd that they never show footage of Charlotte when they play back clips of In Your House. Triple h really that salty that she beat Rhea? Fuck man, Rhea needed that loss. Did her good.
Io: âIâm not afraid of Nightmareâ I liked that.
â2020 has been complete trash,â what a babyface line by Rhea tbh.
Rhea idk when youâll get to hold the gold again, but itâs not gonna be anytime soon. Your best hope is that youâll win the Royal Rumble. Your second best hope is that theyâll move you to Raw and at some point in 2021, you can potentially make the Raw womenâs championship meaningful again... what with it being devalued to hell since Becky left. Your realistic hope says maybe you can hold it by the time SummerSlam 2022 rolls around.
oof Shotziâs big mad lmao. At least we skipped her lengthy entrance and that stupid howl.
Ohhhh nooooo Shotzi botched a vault like 20 seconds in. Oh man that wasnât even just ugly, she fucking wiped out. Yikes. Yikes. Go back to the pc hun, practice that a couple dozen times more, cuz thatâs the type of shit thatâs gonna keep you down in nxt.
âyou gotta wonder where [Shotziâs] mind isâ sure... sure...
Oh the tankâs a nod to her cousin in the military, interesting.
That cannonball was way too high anyway, Shotzi. You were never gonna make impact with that.
Holy shit Shotzi looks sloppy as fuck tonight. Usually itâs her ring work that I compliment, but good lord. Out here looking like the low card.
âShotzi Blackheart just has not been herself so far in this one,â no this is practically a carry.
Yikes these restholds. Awful match. Do a Storm Zero and call it a night.
Christ and Shotzi fumbles on Toniâs Northern Lights Suplex. Mk.
âThis match has certainly lived up to the hypeâ wow then yâall have LOW expectations.
No she didnât get all of the ddt, and she couldâve ended her damn career with a dumb move like that for some throwaway tv match. Holy shit sheâs such an extreme indie performer.
WOW so we sit through this long ass dreadful fuck up of a match, do a potential career ending move, then the ref just... stops counting cuz ???? and Candice pops up on screen just to get Shotziâs attention. Hello? WHAT IS THIS TRAINWRECK. Negative 8 points to Shotzi and Candice (just because I donât like Candice) and plus 3 to Toni for having to deal with this bullshit on her second match in nxt.
Dumb. Toni shouldâve been counted out, and she shouldâve been allowed to hit Shotzi with a finisher. Dumb.
lmao fuck that tank. I donât even like Candice, either. gg. Plus 2 points.
I thought Toni was a heel? Lame. Negative 2 points for continuity.
If Xia says the letters from her family are personal, then theyâre personal. Leave her the fuck alone, tmz.
Xia vs Raquel?? Lol good luck man.
Highlight: Dakota vs Ember
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NXT UK:
Ah a squash match for Jinny, mk.
This girl looks ridiculous.
Nice impact on the Irish Whip into the corner.
Lol no selling Jinnyâs stomps, ooookay.
Jinny has this aggressive wrestling style, but I feel like Bayley could toss her around lmao.
Someone give me a dollar every time Jinny calls her âstupidâ so I can buy a new car.
Kay so this James girl is hella athletic, thatâs nice.
Rolling lightning kick? Thatâs your finish?? A recklessly blind heel kick while somersaulting??? Alllright, anyway.
lol plz, youâre no queen.
Ah yes a match I have ZERO interest in: Piper vs Jinny. Give KLR a squash match, Iâm bored.
SPEAKING OF MY UK QUEEN
Jeeze look at KLRâs arms. Whew.
Sheâs so much more entertaining than the rest of the division, holy hell.
LOL KLR. Look at her sell that fear. What a fucking performer, goodbye. All the points to KLR.
Piper, KLRâs hair is way too fucking gorgeous for you to be pulling her around by it. The blatant disrespect. And you dare touch her title? Rude. RUDE.
Highlight: KLR existing
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Smackdown:
Great video package but I have to highlight the way Sasha just sat there against the ropes staring at Bayley for what, 2 minutes? Before even acknowledging she had won the title. That was fantastic.
Whatâs funny is I watched their hiac match live cuz I wasnât sure Sasha would actually win, but I never bothered with this one, because I KNEW Sashaâs curse had been broken. I knew itâd be against Bayley that sheâd retain her title for the first time.
kekekek Bayleyâs so fucking obnoxious.
Beautiful opening sequences. Not often can people do that particular sequence with Sasha, I think Iâve only seen Becky do it on the MR (could be mistaken)
Nice baseball slide while pulling Bayleyâs ankle off the apron. Smooth af.
Jeeesus Bayley launched Sasha into the air just for Sasha to smack the apron and crash hard on the floor. Points to everyone.
Bayley playing gassed as if sheâs actually tired, when we all know this girlâs stamina is aces above the rest.
Beautiful elbow drop to Bayley as sheâs hanging off the apron.
Bayley sort of no sells the backstabber and goes for a messy Bayley to belly as Sasha counters into her Bank Statement. The idea for that sequence was there, the execution was not.
Oh shit Bayley hit her with the Eddie Guerrero swerve that didnât pan out, and then popped a backstabber on her. Lmao nice.
Sasha kicks out of a Bayley to belly and flying elbow. Guess weâre showcasing her resilience as a champion. Solid.
Bayleyâs so fucking fast. I love watching her wrestle when sheâs not spending all of her time on the defense, holy shit.
Lmao now Bayley has her in the Bank Statement. Nobody does it like Sasha though, and thereâs why.
Great match, great match. Real treat. Le curse is finally broken.
Peeped Sasha kicked her in the face on the apron, just as Bayley did when she turned on her. Nice storytelling. I enjoyed the in ring stuff with these 2, but holy shit Iâm glad this feudâs over.
Man oh man do I hate Mellaâs lipstick lol. I do, however, like her as Sashaâs first opponent.
Nattie: âI shouldnât have been put in that triple threat match,â Also Nattie: âI think we should do a triple threat match,â Is âcrazy cat ladyâ ALWAYS going to be Nattieâs gimmick?
I really hate seeing other women besides Charlotte wearing Gucci, and I know thatâs fucking insane but it is what it is.
This shouldâve been on the show, wtf wwe.Â
Do the commentators not know whatâs fucking happening lol?
The speed of this is as if they were told they have 3 mins, make everyone shine.
Just watched a match where Charlotte hit a Natural Selection on Nattie while Nattie had the Sharpshooter applied to someone, and she bumped it perfectly. Why that Running Bulldog looked atrocious, Iâll never know.
Shouldâve given me the video explaining why this match is happening. Did Sasha and Bayley go over time? Dumb that this was so rushed.
hahaha Nattie got fucked out of 2 svs team qualifying matches in a row. Thatâs hilarious.
Highlight: Bayley vs Sasha
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*Raw shined the brightest as a whole, but Bayley vs Sasha was the star segment of the week.
#wwe#issa review#feel free to ignore these#cuz who tf cares lesbihonest#today's props goes to:#bayley#sasha banks
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Final thoughts on NDRV3
posted under cut because spoilers!
So I want to write a little review for.. i dont even know whos gonna read that? probably nobody that still wants to play the game afterwards, haha. Anyway I felt like writing a final report on what I liked or... disliked, at least for the record I guess.
Starting with characters:
When I first watched the trailer, there were quite a few characters that caught my eye. Especially Yonaga and Amami, also Saihara and talent wise I was really looking forward to Ultimate Magician cause?? Nice? Also the promo pictures oh my.. Akamatsu and Harukawa?? Hell yeah. Saihara and Momota? Yeah alright! Amami and.. whos that again? Ah yes Ouma.. well I donât really care but sure? (haha)
Actually playing the game made me think twice on a lot of characters really quickly. First of all I immediately fell in love with Chabashira and the fact that she and Akamatsu got along was just suuuper exciting!! Also Shinguuji seemed interesting but his story seemed a bit difficult for me to understand in Japanese. After getting to know Hoshi for a bit I also became really attached to this character cause he was kinda relatable for me? and I dont mean because of the same alias, I just felt his kinda nihilism and will to sacrifice himself for the others cause they have more âwill to liveâ hit home really closely. I think if it were me, surely Iâd behave similarly. Halfway through the story I suddenly realized I really love Ouma, I donât even know how that happened cause at first I was kinda meh towards him but smh it happens quite often that characters who pissed me off before suddenly become my bias, soo we are stuck with him now I guess? but ill talk about him in more detail later. Saihara turned out to be a true âmeh i dont really care about this guyâ character, Harukawa was annoying cause in the end her behaviour changed nothing and it was just plain boring. Hagakure.. I mean Momota was same, and it was even worse that these two kinda became a romantic pair cause that just made them even more boring. I could only acknowledge Momota after it was found out that he agreed to Oumas plan.
Also I ended up disliking most of the other characters, ESPECIALLY Yumeno cause she was equally boring and useless and dont act like you ever cared about Chabashira cause Im not buying that. Angie WOULD have been interesting if she had killed someone after all, but yeah whatever. Shinguuji had the potential but they decided to completely fuck over his character in his trial.
The game mode:
Tbh at this point, I cant really complain much? I gotta say I disliked logic dive and forgot how its called.. the sword mode something something. But then again I played this on pc and I think both wouldve been a lot easier with a controller. Now lets look at brain drive, which works similar like logic dive and... what? i have to pick up sex workers? Saiharaâs car is full of sexy ladies? WHAT
seriously i dont know what they were thinking but that just weirded me the fuck out. The rest wasnt so bad. The new game mode they brought in wasnt so bad, relatively easy to win but to this day id need so much more time to figure out how to clear every block. The showdown thing?? pretty shit. I liked panic talk action in the previous games, but now it became a button mashing rhythm game that was.. pretty difficult aint gonna lie. Also the fact that you literally tear off their clothes until they are half naked in the end.. what. the. fuck. Climax logic was alright, but the pictures got really tiny i think? sometimes it was hard to get what was going on unless you read the description. Scrum debatte was great, and the new feature to lie? ... Meh. Smh from the trailer I got the impression that i could either lie or tell the truth. Maybe I was just too stupid to do that, but i dont think i ever had a choice to do either. If someone was able to do different, please tell me cause I was a bit disappointed. Ah also, weak point panic talk(?) where you have to listen to many characters at first. if im not wrong it was introduced as something only Akamatsu can do? because of her musical ear I mean. Well guess that was a lie,
The trials:
Probably THE main thing in dangan ronpa I mean hey we all came here to enjoy a little murder mystery right? (jk im here to romance the characters in peace mode) Letâs say I wasnât... too impressed with them.
The first trial was pretty interesting, well done too, if it WASNT for the point that the player character herself was the killer and got executed. Wait what, you just took my character away? after the FIRST trial? Yes exactly. Iâm not sure what they were thinking except adding a bit more drama and man pain for Saihara but ill write more to that later. At the end of this trial, everyone cried more for the killer than for the victim just because her motive was something as noble as âI knew we wouldnt make it in time so one of us had to kill someone.â
second trial was... incredibly weird and unnecessarily cruel, and Iâm not saying this because Hoshi is my bias. Okay maybe I am. But seriously first he gets drowned and then his corpse is eaten by piranhas so theres not even anything left of him anymore? The whole creating a ropeway with a pool floating thing just felt weird to me as well but sure I wrote it off as âafter two games theyll eventually run out of waysâ. Speaking about the motive... it was similar to the first murder in dr1, but the fact that Toujou turned out to be some president of a country (if I got that right, I was bored and didnt bother checking unknown words) and she wanted to get out to save her people just.. what? And I said this before but I dont believe that Hoshi just âlet himself get killedâ. Whyâd he fight for his life otherwise and leave all those scratch marks on a fucking stone sink? After the trial, again, nobody cried for the victim, they were all ridden on the killers noble idea of getting out.... okay? what
the third trial!! hell yeah!! that was finally one i could really enjoy, despite my waifu getting killed (but she was beautiful until the end). I actually dont know what really got me to like this murder, but the fact that it was definitely plausible maybe helped. Also when it happened right in front of everyone was just really exciting! The trial was... good, until Shinguujis âreal identityâ was revealed. His motive was pretty gross, I mean the fact that hes romantically in love with his sister and kills for her, which also implied hes a serial killer just.. idk that was weird, but FINALLY they didnt cry for the killer but for the victims.
trial four was a PAIN to get to, istg this stupid game world pissed me off to the point where i didnt wanna play anymore, also cause i heavily suspected Ouma to do something and I didnt want him gone haha. The death itself turned out to be pretty interesting (tbh i wouldve never thought theyd kill of a ero character like Iruma! ) so Iâd say i liked this trial.
Dude trial five!!! hyped me up so much. I was so torn between hoping Ouma is the killer and also Ouma being the victim... if I ignore the stupid romance interval between Harukawa and Momota, I could even say this was my favorite trial. But it also heavily reminded me of Komaedaâs trial which was a bit.. weird. I got pretty pissed that in the end, Momota didnt go through with Oumas plan, therefore making his death basically useless. But boy the trial gave me so many Ouma feels, so that was nice...
The sixth and final trial... where do I even start? Well its where the whole plot comes to an end right? And the kotodama looked pretty interesting, just like the build up but then.. I understand that 4th wall breaking is cool, but do it too much or at the wrong time and its just a pain in the ass.
The trial almost had me throw away my ps vita in frustration also it was so boring i ended up skipping a lot of dialogue cause what are you even trying to get at? Not even the end or some more 4th wall breaking could fix this and literally until the end i was so bored that i just skipped through so i could unlock bonus mode... i almost feel like telling everyone, dont play this game now lol.
The story
If the beginning had you wondering, isnt that normal for all dr games? at least i thought so. normal game, normal killing, great. But the new main character! Akamatsu was pretty lovable. I enjoyed the way she brought in her talent into conversations (and left others stunned cause they couldnt relate). She was just really refreshing to play as, just the small romance-y sections with Saihara were boring (but at this point i thought its just being friends so okay) . Compared to Naegi who was seen by the others mostly as a âloserâ or weakling who sometimes says something good, and Hinata whom everyone really liked, Akamatsu seemed to me like having some people who really trust her, and those who are somehow against her. AND THAT FELT RIGHT.
Too bad she literally gets killed as the murderer during the FIRST trial and replaced by Saihara who evidentally gives off a ~Naegi vibe~. Seriously why would you even do that.. It was stupid as heck, but the only good thing is that it saved us from possible Saihara and Akamatsu love story.
Continuing, Saihara loses some of his weakness thanks to Momota, and also it is hinted that Ouma canât really be trusted or can he...? Cause what he did that was thought to be evil and possibly harmful for the others actually turned out to be a way to at least prevent one killing. After that I got the feeling that he actually grew just a little bit closer to the group and became even more helpful again.
Then we have these weird scenes with Harukawa and Momota, which are just weird and Harukawa herself was a boring character, but if you care for some tragic background and forseeable character development that of course has to end with romantic feelings, sure.
The student council thing to prevent murders from happen was actually pretty interesting and i wish theyd gone through with that just a bit more, but it was a nice turn of events.
Talking about Ouma, the moment you think hes on your side, theres this weird scene with him and Monokuma and you know somethings up. I made a post about this earlier too, wishing for him to double cross everyone and eventually turn out good, but that suddenly turned into a pretty far fetched wish after the fourth trial where hes portrayed as ultra evil and later on reveals that hes the mastermind (wait, is he really? should his black and white clothing scheme have given him away sooner?)
i guess i... didnt mind it so much except for the fact that Ouma wont appear that often anymore. he even goes as far as to say that the killing game is over, but isnt it kinda boring that the character who hinted that he was evil, turns out to be evil after all? Well a lot of things in this game were a bit boring, so... sure. We even learn that Ouma is a remnant of despair and what?? how does that even make sense. If they are supposedly students of the new Kibougamine Gakuen which was built by Naegi, Junko and Despair wouldve long been dead! Alright then? Oh yes also the whole setting ins in SPACE and those students are the last 16 humans from earth who were put in cryosleep until they reached a new planet to live on. Oh...kay? Why not I mean.
For Hope to win, everyone sets out to kill Monokuma to finally make the Killing game end for real and.. look, Ouma is helping them! Somehow that is really giving me hope for his character even if his insane laugh and incredibly creepy sprite (seriously what the fuck) are a bit unsettling...
And then.. who wouldve thought? Another killing happens but this time with a twist. Ouma wasnt actually the ultra bad guy everyone thought and guess what! Hes not even the mastermind! Thats my son. I was super happy that some faith in Ouma was restored, even tho his plan to snuff out the true mastermind reminded me of Komaeda going crazy to single out the traitor... especially cause there are quite a few similarities between those two.
So for the final trial, it seems that there are quite a few hints linking to the true mastermind being Enoshima... again? How did she even get here. But theres some weird plan from the government and the fact that Monokuma is here as well might be that someone implanted some sort of virus like in sdr2? We also know that theres definitely someone who is watching the whole killing game. And thats... where it all goes to shit.
This dangan ronpa is the 53rd installment and the people watching are actually dangan ronpa fans! surprise youre all just fictional characters who chose to be here, and so is every other dangan ronpa character! nothing is real, you dont even really exist! lololol
do i need to say any more
I think that was the worst plot twist ive ever seen? You couldve just somehow figured something out, even make it a reality tv show for crying out loud but not some bullshit like ohh the dangan ronpa fans wanna see you despair! they wanna see you have hope!
fuck. off.
if it wasnt for that ending, that game wouldve been a solid 7/10 Iâd say, especially with the last 3 chapters really getting me fired up. But that shit.. Its a literal, oh we just made this game cause you fans wanted it? we didnt actually wanna make this but you keep asking for more?
HOW ABOUT YOU DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
im gonna go romance ouma in peace mode now bye
#hoshis adventures at uni#hoshi plays ndrv3#ndrv3 spoilers#ndrv3 review#this is nothing but a salty rant i lied
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