#whatever 💪💪💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[starrytanks]

going back to school after holiday break stimboard<3

|x x x|x x x|x x x|

[ronanlynchbf]

let it be known that in 2025 we are striving toward androgyny

[literallykizami008]

hey guys its me alvin from alvin and the chipmunks and you have noooo father figure, noooooo friends, and DEFINITELY no bitches

[skid-the-mighty-poet]

[vechter]

9 and 26 for KYLE 💯💯🥶🔥‼️💪🙏

9. could you be roommates with this character?

ok i've only just begun my kyle reading as you know so i'm basing this on what i remember from countdown... nope bc i really do think i'd end up sleeping with him 😭 his sad boi vibes + otherness from being a god just call to me like a siren

26. what's something the character has done you can't get over? be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

i can't believe all his problems start with him being at the club... i'm genuinely sick about it. he was really just at the club :( and then 5 issues later, alex dewitt is getting fridged :((( also, absolutely obsessed with our first introduction to him being through a panel of his hands... the artist identity + ion godhood... jfc

ask game!

[dani-ya-dig]

It’s my birfday so whatever audio comes out this weekend I get to claim it 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯💯👆👆👆

[creature-of-pizza]

i'm a little hesitant to post this but whatever

oc x canon unite 💪💯🔥🔥🔥

[zalgoid]

Saw a mention of sending an ask for drawings so screw it why not, more excuses to hang out with you XD.

I really like how you drew Bloody Toes that one time (dear God I hope I'm not confusing you with another friend, that's happened an embarrassing amount of times rofl) so perchance can you draw Bloody Toes presenting Gricko with a gift?

A nice, romantic gift, that I'm sure will be totally sane and rational and not a still beating heart in a box or some shit XD.

This started as something but the turned into me violently scribbling nonsense barely related to the ask. I genuinely think this is better than whatever the hell I planned though so 🧍‍♀️

Anyways TOXIC YURI 💪💯🔥🦅🇺🇸🏈🇺🇸💯🔥🔥💯🔥🦅🏈🔥💯🇺🇸🦅🦅

when I first saw bloody toes my one brain cell was like “omg she’s a lesbian” to “oh ig not she likes gricko” then got infected by he transfem gricko brain worm and she’s back to being worlds most unhinged lesbian EVER

[white-collar-cannibal]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥💪 this strain is called "ana ng" you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: who was at the dupont pavilion?

my buddy pacing: why was the bench still warm? who had been there?

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

500 Follower Special!!! (the worst one yet)

So uhhhhhh

...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special

But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.

So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.

Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.

[Creep]

When 🕗 you 👉 were ➕ here 📍 before 😺 Couldn't 🙅‍♂️ look 👀 you 👈🏼 in 🍑💦 the eye 😙 You're 🏼 just 😤😤 like 🩸 an angel 😇 Your 👉 skin ♂️ makes 🖕 me 🥵🥵😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 cry 👤😢😭 You 😳 float 🚣‍♀️👩‍✈️💆🏻‍♀️ like 👍 a feather In 🛌 a beautiful 🔴🔷🔸 world 🤷🌍 I 😀 wish 🌠 I 😣🤐 was special 👁️👄👁️ You're 🏻 so fuckin' 👉👌 special 👁️👄👁️ But 🔚🎮🍑 I'm 💦👌🏻💪 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 💥 a weirdo 🤪 What ❓ the hell 👦 am 🙌 I 👀😂 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁📍 I 👀 don't 💰 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 📍 I 🧠👅 don't ❌ care 😜😩 if it hurts 🤕 I 😍 wanna 😱 have 🈶 control 🤔🎮 I 🏻 want 🤬 a perfect 💯 body 👀 I 🙋‍♂️ want 👄 a perfect 😜😚🥰 soul 👻 I 😀 want 🤲🤲 you 😀🤟 to notice 👎 When 🍑 I'm 💆‍♀️ not 🚯 around ➕🏜️➡️👤 So fuckin' 👌🏻💯 special 👉😎👈 I 👌 wish 🙏🙏🙏 I 😊 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm 😇 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 📍 a weirdo 🤪 What 🤔😡 the hell 🐕😭📛 am 👄 I 👏👏😠 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁 I 💭🏿 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🙈🌟🌟✨✨ She's 👩🏾 running 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️😍 out 😾 the door 🚪 (run) 🏃‍♂️ She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 running 🏃‍♀ out 😜🚪 She 👩🏾👩🏿 run, 🏃 run, 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ run, 🏃🏃 run 🏃 Run 🏃🏃 Whatever 😴 makes 🖕 you 😀 happy 😁 Whatever 💯 you 👈 want 😋 You're 😭 so fuckin' 😩 special 👁️👄👁️ I 👀 wish 🌠 I 👀🌈 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm ☝️ a creep 👀🤫 I'm 👏🏻 a weirdo 🤪 What 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ the hell 🔥🥵 am 🙌 I 👅 doin' 🤓 here? 🥵 I 😊 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 💦💪 I 😞😳 don't 🙅‍♀️ belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🔪🔥

[Common People]

She 👩 came 👅🍆💦 from 😤 Greece 🇬🇱 she 👩 had ✊ a thirst 💦 for 💦 knowledge 📚 She 🥰 studied sculpture at Saint 😈 Martin's College That's 🦎 where 👀 I 🙀 Caught 🏃🏾‍♂️💨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ her 👩 eye 😻 She 👩 told 👉 me ✌️ that 😐 her 👩 dad 😪🏼 was loaded I 😀 said, 😁 in 🍑 that 💀 case 😎💯 I'll 🎅👏 have 🎲 rum and Coca-Cola She 🙉 said 💬 fine 🙊 And then 🙈👱 in ☮️ thirty 🕧 seconds 😫 time 😁✨💞 she 👩 said 💬🙈 I 😊😀😀😀😀😀 wanna 🤕 live 🐙 like 😄 common ����😍 people 👩👫 I 😀 wanna 👯‍♂️ do ⏳ whatever 😐 common 🐩 people 👫 do 🦤 Wanna 🤕 sleep 😴 with common 😍 people 👨 I 😊 wanna 🙇🙇 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 Like 💖 you 👈 Oh 🦋 what 🍑 else 🏿😩 could 🤔🤔 I 🏻 do 👏🚫👀 I 😊 said 🗣️🗣️ I'll, 📷 I'll 🙅🏿🎡 see 👀 what ❓ I 😊 can 🦎 do ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I 😩 took ✋ her 👄 to a supermarket I 😀 don't ✋ know 🤓 why 🤔 But 🍑 I 😊😊😊😊😊😊😀😊 had 💔 to start 💢 it somewhere 👉 So it started 🆕 there 😂 I ℹ️ℹ️ said 💬 pretend 🙃 you've 😦 got 🉐 no 😣😣😣 money 👛 She 💁‍♀️ just 😡 laughed 😂 and said 💬 Oh 😯 you're 🥵 so funny 😃 I 😏 said; 🗣️ yeah ☔ I 😊 can't 💦💦 see 👀 anyone 🙋 else 🖤 smiling ✨💫🧚‍♀️ in 🧚🏻 here 🍒 Are you 🤡 sure? 👍 You 👈 wanna 👯‍♂️ live 🐙 like 💁‍♀️ common 🐩 people 👪 You 🕛👊 wanna 😷 see 👥 whatever 😒 common 😍😍 people 👫 see 👀 Wanna 🌺 sleep 🛏 with common 😍😍 people 👩👫 You 👦👉 wanna 🥀 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 💁 Like 👋 me 👦 But 😜 she 👩 didn't 🙅🏻‍♂️ understand 😆😅😊 She 🙋‍♀️ just 👌 smiled and held 👨‍💼 my 😖🙂 hand 🤲 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙🆙🆙 a shop Cut 😣 your 👈 hair 💇 and get 🔥 a job 💼 Smoke 💨 some 🐺💯 fags and play 🎲 some 💥💥 pool 🎱 Pretend 🙃 you ‼️‼️ never 🚫 went 💨 to school 😑 But 🍑 still ⏰👠 you'll 🤓 never 🙅 get 🉐 it right 🔰🔰 'Cause 🔫 when 🕛🕐 you're ❌ laid 🍆 in 🅰️ bed 🛌 at night 🌑🌑 Watching 👀 roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 😊 called 👱🏽📞 your 👈 dad 🌱 he 👨 could 👈 stop ✋ it all, 💯 yeah 🚜

You'll 👸 never 🚫 live 💣👦 like 💖👍 common 🐩 people 👥 You'll 🏃👧 never 🚫 do 👂 whatever 💯 common 😍😍 people 👨👲 do 👌 You'll 👏 never ❌ fail 🤧🤧 like 😄 common 😍 people 😣👥 You'll 👏 never ❌❕❕❕❕ watch 👀 your 🍂 life 💓 slide 🎉🎢 out ↘️ of view ⛲ And you 👈 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because ➡️ there's 😹 nothing 😜🤙✋ else 😔 to do 😆 Sing 🎤🎙️ along 🎶 with the common 🐩 people 👫👬👭 Sing 🎶😙 along 💁🔚 and it might 🤷🏻‍♀️ just 🕛👀 get 🉐 you 👈 through 🧑‍⚖️ Laugh 😄 along 💁🔚 with the common 😍 people 👩‍🌾 Laugh 😂 along 🔚🔚 even 🌃 though 💫🧚🏻💗 they're 👥 really 👅😻 laughing 😅 at you 😀😀😀 And the stupid 🤤 things 👆👀 that 😐🤔 you 🤗🤖 do 🚶‍♂️ Because 🎉 you 👉👦 think 🤔 that 😐 poor 💸 is cool 😎 Like 🎅 a dog 🐩 lying 🤥 in 👏🏡 a corner 🌽 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 will 👏💰 bite 👄 you 😀 and never ❌🔚 warn you 👈 Look 👀 out, 👉 they'll 👯‍♂️ tear 😂 your 😩 insides 💠 out 👉 'Cause 😛🤓 everybody 👴👵👨 hates 😡 a tourist Especially one 1️⃣ who 📷 thinks 🪐 it's all ➡️🕥2️⃣ such 😛🍎 a laugh 😐 Yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 and the chip 🍟 stains and grease Will 🐼 come 🌽 out 😵😵 in ☝🏻 the bath 🛀 You 😀 will 💰🏼 never ✖️ understand ✖️ How 🤔 it feels 😤 to live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 your 🙌 life 🍆💦💦💦🍂🍂🍂 With no ⛔ meaning 😏 or control 🕺 And with nowhere ❓ left 👈 to go 🦗 You 😀🤟 are amazed 😳 that 🤔 they 👥👨 exist And they 🏽 burn 🔥 so bright 😎 Whilst 🎩 you 👈 can 😜 only 🤏 wonder 💭 why 🤔 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙 a shop Cut ❓😱 your 👩‍💼 hair 🙆 and get 🉐 a job 👅🍑🤪 Smoke 🚫 some 😋 fags and play 🎽 some 🌽 pool 🏊 Pretend 🙃 you 👈 never ❌ went 👣 to school 🍯🍵☕🍯🍼☕ But 🍑 still 👠📞 you'll 👈 never ❌ get 🔟 it right 📐 'Cause 💋 when 🍑 you're 👌 laid 😂 in 🍑🙍 bed 😴🛌 at night 🌙 Watching 👁️ roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 👉🤖 called 📲 your 👉 dad 👨 he 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ could 😟 stop ✋ it all 👾 Yeah 😩 Never 🚫 live 😜 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👶 Never 😅 do 😣 what 💘💦👑 common 🐩 people 👫👨 do 🍆👺 Never 🚫 fail 🚫 like 👍 common 😍😍 people 👨 You'll 😭 never 🚫 watch 👀 your 🌽 life 👊🧬 slide 😏 out 🔍 of view ⛲ And then 🙄 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because 🙆🏽 there's 😹 nothing 💃🏼 else 🙅‍♀️ to do 🤨 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 👥 like 💖 you 👈 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👩👨 like 💖 you 🦎 Wanna 🙏 live 💣 with common 🐩 people 👩‍🌾 like 😻👫 you 👏 Wanna 🤘🏻 live 👦 with common 😍😍 people 👫 like 😛 you 🦎 Wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 🤥🤫 like 📷 you 👆 Wanna 🙇🙇 live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 with common 🐩 people 👨 like 👧👍 you 👈 I 💁 wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👪 like 💗 you 👉 Oh, 😯 la, 🧚 la, 💰 la, 🎶 la 🎶 Oh, 😳 la, 💰💰 la, 💰 la, 💰💰 la 💅 Oh, 😰 la, 🎶 la, 💰 la, 💰 la 🎶 Oh, 🍤 la, 💰💰 la, 🎶 la, 🧚 la 😼 Oh 🦋 you 👉

[Even Flow]

Freezin' 🥶🥶 Rests his 💦 head 💆🗣️ on 🔛 a pillow made 👑 of concrete again 🥳 Oh, 🐦🎉 feelin' Maybe 🤔 he'll 🔙🔙 see 🙈👀 a little 🤏 betters, any 💦 days 🗓️ Oh, 😰 hand 🤟 out 💋 Faces 😃😍 that 🏻 he 👨🏻 sees 👀😲 time ⏳ again ❌😬 ain't ❌ that 😈 familiar Oh, 🚙 dark 🌚 grin 😄 He 📷 can't 👽 help, 😢😬 when 🕗 he's 👨 happy, 😁 he 📷 looks 👀 insane 🍑🤪 Even 🌓 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 🦋 he 👨 don't 🚫👎 know, 💭 so he 😳 chases them ➡️😇 away 😂 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 someday yet ❗❗ he'll 🤴 begin 📦 his 🤜🍖 life 🦧🦧🦂🐴 again 🥳 Life 📅 again, 🥳 life 💓 again ❌ Kneelin' Lookin' 👀👀 through 💸 the paper 🤓 though 💥💭 he 💁‍♂️ doesn't 😚 know 🤔 to read 📖 Oh, 😉😯 prayin' Now 😏 to something 👤❔ that 😷😯 has 👍 never 😅 showed him 💦👱 anything 😫 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 feelin' Understands the weather 🌡 of the winter's on ⬇️ its way 💅 Oh, 🙀🆗 ceilings Few 😋🔢 and far 🌌 between 👄 all 💯 the legal 💰😋 halls of shame 😳 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🎀 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😳 he �� don't 🚫 know, 😍 so he 👥👉 chases them 🚼 away 😂 Oh, 🙀 someday yet ✨ he'll 🤴 begin 🔘 his 🙈 life 😀 again 😬 Whispering hands ✋👌🤛 gently 👅 lead 👑 him 👴 away 😂 Him 👴 away, 😇 him 👴 away 👋 Yeah, 🌍 ooh, 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ ah 🥶 yeah, 🙌 fuck ⬆️🖕👦🖕 it up 🔝 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 👍 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😧😅 he 📷 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 know, 🚫😱 so he 👨 chases them 😱 away 🔜💨 Ah, 😱 someday yet 👇👀 he'll 👦 begin 🐢 his 🦋🌟❄️ life 🤤💓 again 🤞🤞😎‼️✔️ Whispering hands 👐 gently 👅 lead 👉👌💦 him 👨 away 👋 Him 👴 away, 🥰 him 👴 away 😂😂 Yeah, ✅ ooh 🦗

[Closer]

You 💁 let 👫 me 😏 violate 💯 you 👈🏽 You 😀😊 let 👫 me 🤷🏻‍♂️ desecrate ❌ you 👈 You 💕 let 🙆 me 😰💯 penetrate you 💗 You 😻😻🥵🥵 let 💂 me 👀 complicate you 👈 I 👥 broke 💔 apart 💖💕💓 my 👪👨 insides 💠 (Help 💁 me) 🙋‍♀️ I've 💯 got 🙈 no ✋ soul 😱 to sell 💸 (Help 👏🔈👏🔈 me) 🥺 the only 🤣 thing 🕑 that 👉💀🔕🐑 works 👍🏻 for 👻 me 👊🤰👏 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 get 5️⃣ away 😂 from 👊 myself 👈 I 💰 wanna 😡 fuck 🍑💦 you 🏼👨 like 💖 an animal 🐯 I 😣🤐 wanna 🌺 feel 😁 you 😊 from 👉 the inside 💠 I 😀 wanna 💀 fuck 👉😉 you 🤟 like 🦊 an animal 🐁 My 😀 whole 💦 existence 😂👌 is flawed You 👈 get 5️⃣ me 😤 closer 🤡➡️ to God 💃 You 👉 can 🔫 have 🈶 my 🏿 isolation You 👉 can 😜 have 🅰️ the hate 😡 that ☑️ it brings 🚶 You 👀👈 can 🔫💦 have 🈶 my 😊 absence of faith 🚫⛪ You 👉👨 can 🙋🔝🏃‍♀️ have 🈶 my 😀 everything 💯 you 🏻👈 tear 🤣 down 🤗 my 💅 reason 🤔 (Help 🦎 me) 🕴🏻 it's your 👉 sex 🍆 I 😊 can 🔫💦 smell 👃 (Help 🦎 me) 😤 you 😊🤟 make 🧃 me 🦶 perfect 😜😚🥰 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 become 😌 somebody 👤 else 😁 I 🤚🏽 wanna 🎀 fuck 🖕 you 😱🤯😳 like 🌟 an animal 🐔 I 😊 wanna 💀 feel 😁 you 👊 from 🧚‍♀️ the inside 🧑 I 😊😊😊 wanna 😱 fuck 😏 you 😀 like 💓 an animal 🐖 My 🍗 whole 💦 existence 👌 is flawed You 😊😀 get 🉐 me 👩🏻 closer 🤡➡️ to God 🙏🤔 Through 👉⏬ every 😹 forest 🌲 Above 🆙🆙🆙 the trees 🌲 Within 😱 my 😵 stomach 😂🤣 Scraped off 😍 my 🎎 knees 🧎‍♂️🤏 I 👥 drink 🧉🍻🧉🍸 the honey 🐝 Inside 💠 your 🍌👉 hive You 🤟 are the reason 🧐 I 😊 stay 🚉🧍‍♂️ alive 🥴

[Supersonic]

I 🙀 need 👍 to be 😡🐝 myself 😈👑 I 🙋 can't ❌ be 🐝 no ❌ one ☝️ else 😁 I'm 🤩 feeling 😌 supersonic Give 🎁 me 🏻 gin and tonic You 😊🤟 can 🎥 have 😑 it all, 💯 but 🤔 How 💁❓ much 🔥 do 🏆 you ✨🧚🏻💖 want 😍 it? You 🤟 make ✊ me 🚨🏾 laugh 😆😂 Give 👐 me 🤩 your 👉 autograph Can ❌🔫 I 😩 ride 🚲 with you 👈 In 🍝🥫 your 😎 BMW? You 👈🏼 can 💦🔫 sail ⛵ with me 👩🏻 In 👉 my 😅 yellow 🚸 submarine You 👈 need 😬 to find 🔍👤 out 😜 'Cause 😛🤓 no 👎 one's 🩱 gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ tell 🗣️🙊 you 💞👑✨ what 🤷🚟 I'm 👌 on 🔛 about ✨ You 😶 need 👍 to find 👀🔍 a way 😤✋ For 🎅🎁 what 😦 you 👦 wanna 🤕 say 😝 But 🍑🙋 before 😂 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 💋 my 🧚 friend 😀 said 💬 he'd take 🤲🏻 you 😊 home 🏚 He 💁‍♂️ sits in 📥 a corner 🌽 all 🙄🙅‍♀️ alone 👥 He 📷 lives 👤👈💓 under 😀 a waterfall Nobody 🙅 can 😳 see 👀 him 👴 Nobody 🙄 can 🧠 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 😧 call 🥣 Nobody 😯 can 🥫 ever 😤 hear 👂 him 👌😂💕 call 🤙 You 🙌 need 👉 to be 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ yourself 💁👈 You 😊 can't 🚫 be 😳 no 🏾 one 🦴 else 🏿😩 I ☝️ know 🙅‍♂️🤕🤷 a girl 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 called 🔳 Elsa She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 into 👉 Alka-Seltzer She 👧 sniffs it through 🧑‍⚖️ a cane 🍭 On 🔛 a supersonic train 🚂💨🦵💧🦵 And she 👩 makes 🖕 me 👧 laugh 😂 I 😢👨 got 📷 her 👩 autograph She 🥰 done ‼️ it with the doctor 👨‍⚕ On 🔛 a helicopter 🚁 She's 👩🏾 sniffing in 😛 a tissue Selling The Big 🤤😩 Issue 😭 And she 👩 finds 🔍 out 😜🚪 No 🙅🚫 one's 💚 gonna 💪💪 tell 📟 her 🙄🙄🧐 what 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm 🙉😂 on 🧐😛😔😔😔 about 🧚‍♀️ You 😊 need ✊😇 to find 👀 a way 🤚 For 🍆🔜 what 😦 you 👈 wanna 😱 say 😫 But 🍑 before 😴 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 🔫 my 👸 friend 👩👨 said 💬 he'd take 😀👀 you 👈 home 👪👪👪 He 📷 sits in 🕺 a corner ◼️ all 💯 alone 😢 He 👥 lives 💓 under 😡 a waterfall Nobody 😯 can 💸🔫 see 😌 him 👴 Nobody 🙅 can 💦💦 ever 🤔 hear 👂 him 👨 call 😠 Nobody 🙅🤐 can 🦎 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 🤭 call 📞

[Heart-Shaped Box]

She 🤠💕 eyes 👀 me 🥰 like 💖 a Pisces 🐟 when ⏰ I 👄💦💦💦🦾 am 👩‍👧👨‍👧‍👧 weak 👶 I've 😊 been 🏼 locked 🔐🔏 inside 👸👆 your ⚠️ heart-shaped box 📦 for 🤡 weeks I've 🙋 been 👦 drawn into 🚪 your 💦 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😊 wish 😜🙏 I 🚫 could 🔮 eat 🍔👅 your 📉 cancer ♋ when 😀 you 😊🤟 turn 🔄 black ⚫ Hey 😡 Wait ✋✋ I 💋🐛 got 👍 a new 🚡 complaint Forever 😻 in ⬇️ debt to your 🌊 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🎆🎊 Wait ⌚ I 👇 got 🉐 a new 👌 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 🎻📯🎺 debt to your 👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 😳😽 I 🤫 got 📷 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 😪😭 in 💆 debt to your 🏻 priceless advice 👏 Your ✨ advice 👏 Meat-eating orchids forgive no 🙅 one 1️⃣ just 😂 yet 😇 Cut ❓😱 myself 😉 on 🔛🏿 angel 😇 hair 💇 and baby's breath 🐙👄 Broken 💔 hymen of Your 👈 Highness, I'm 🤧 left 👈🌰 black ⚫ Throw 🥴 down ⤵️ your 👉😩 umbilical noose so I 😈 can 😜 climb 🧗‍♂️ right 📷 back 👉 Hey 👋🏻 Wait 🚏 I 😌 got 😂 a new 🆕 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 💘😜 debt to your 🍌👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 🚏 I 😊 got 💕 a new 🥝🥝 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🚮 debt to your 🖕🏼 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait 🙇😯 I 😊 got 🔌 a new 😱 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🔚 debt to your 😇 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 She 🤷🐰 eyes 🤩 me 🤓 like 🌸 a Pisces ♓ when 💕 I 🤢 am ⌚ weak 👶 I've 🤩 been ✳️🚗😘 locked 🔐🔏 inside 💠 your 👉 heart-shaped box 🎁 for ⌛ weeks I've ���🧚‍♂️✨👧 been 💴🥜 drawn into 👉 your 👉 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😀 wish 🚘 I 👥❌ could 🤔 eat 🍔 your 👉 cancer 🦀 when 📷 you 😚 turn 🦷 black 🖤 Hey 😠 Wait 🙇😯 I 🙀 got 🏻😩 a new ❤️ complaint Forever 😪😭 in 🙈 debt to your 👉🏽 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🙋 Wait ✋✋ I 🙋 got 🉐 a new 💇‍♀️ complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 👉 debt to your 😡👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait ⌚ I 😛 got 💦 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 😜👌 debt to your 🥺 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 Your 🕺 advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏

[Parklife]

Confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ is a preference for 🤦 the habitual voyeur Of what 👏 is known 💫 as (Parklife) And morning 🌅 soup 🎾🍜 can 🥫 be 😖 avoided If you 😊 take 👀 a route 🙃🙂 straight 📏 through 🪀 what 😦 is known 💫 as (Parklife) John's got 😩 brewer's droop He 📷 gets 🉐 intimidated by 😓 the dirty pigeons They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 love 😍 a bit 😁 of him 👴 (Parklife) Who's 😈 that ❗🎢 gut 🤤 lord 👑 marching 🌲 You 👉 should 💘👶 cut 😣 down ⏬ on 😼 your 👌 pork 🐖 life 💓 mate Get 🉐 some 👨💭 exercise 🙆‍♂ All 😉 the people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 So many ❔ people 😣👥 And they 💁 all 🥺 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 👉⏬ their 👥 parklife Know 💭 what 🧡💛 I 😊 mean? 👀👅 I 🤢 get 🔟 up 👍 when 🔜 I ✨ want 🥞 Except 😮 on 😳 Wednesdays When 💁🏻 I 🐑🙏 get 5️⃣ rudely awakened by 😃 the dustmen (Parklife) I 😀 put 😏 my 😖 trousers 👖 on, 🔛🔛 have 🔵😤 a cup ☕ of tea ☕ And I 👀 think 🤔💭 about 🤔 leaving the house 🛖🏚️ (Parklife) I 🐑😎 feed 🍴 the pigeons, I 🎧 sometimes 🕐 feed 🍆 the sparrows too 🧍‍♀️ It gives 😚 me 🔒 a sense 💰 of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then 🥵 I'm 😈 happy 😊 for 🍆🔜 the rest 😪 of the day 🌸💞 Safe 🌺 in 👮 the knowledge 📖 there 😱😳 will 🍭🔵🎷 always 🧢 be ➡️ A bit ▪️ of my 👈 heart 🖤 devoted to it All 🟣 the people 👨 So many 👬 people 👩👫 And they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 all 😢🙍 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 🧑‍⚖️ their ⭕ parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got 👏 nothing 🚫 to do 👌 with Vorsprung durch Technik, you 👊 know? 💭👅💭 (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not ✖️ about 💦 you 👈 joggers Who 💁 go ❤️ round ⭕ and round 🔁 and round 🔁 (Parklife) (Parklife)

I hate myself

(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

All numbers that when squared are over 20 😈

omg so like all of em 💀💀

5. 2/26/07 yep 07 babyyy 💪💪

6. my gf🙌 love her so much!

7. all the dudes on my taekwondo team legit would not have survived high school without them

8. my girlll!!!!

9. yessssss!!!!!

10. already amswered this one but i love this korean sausage called soondae

11. “get up loser im gonna do ur hair” to my sister

12. 💯

13. black-brown (asian 👊😔)

14. caffeineee

15. ooo literally changes all the time but rn i really like “Death By Rock And Roll” by The Pretty Reckless but i also LOVE “Yummy” by Ayesha Erotica especially the righteous remix (Ayesha my QUEEN!!)

16. literally all reptiles! (but i an partial to turtles for obvious reasons) also alligators- ik theyre reptiles, i just love em enough for a special mention.

17. GREEN!!!! 💚💚💚

18. Size 5

19. nah, my sister has a recording of me singing california gurls and i think that enough ammunition for her 💀💀

20. go back in time to strangle some sense into my freshman self (i was an idiot)

21. every time ive ridden a roller coaster

22. USA USA USA RAGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

23. a sister. not up for adoption unfortunately . i had a hamster in 7th grade but its gone now RIP fly high ripred 🕊️

24. maybe? its a little early for that lmao

25. SCIENCE 🧪 🧫 🧬

26. this awful awful dude. omg i have so many stories about this dickwad💀 he was a shit hickey player, like i think they legit kicked him off the team. he was a shoplifter and hes banned from our local mall bc security recognizes him by face. He had this insufferable superiority complex bc he was like, into philosophy? whatever. hes gone now

27. alot 💀 uhhh where do i start- im short as shit thats for sure. my voice is unnaturally high pitched, so much so that i get confused for a woman over the phone literally all the time- sometimes in person too 💀💀

28. prefer not to answer

29. MYYYYY GIRLFRIENDDDDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️and all my friends and my sister and my cousin (platonically ofc). my cousin is like the only person in my extended family that i actually enjoy being around

30. my gf 👊😔 (im literally seeing her in like 20 minutes lmao)

31. pink 💀 i lost a bet u guys- but its like growing out pretty nice

32. TAKEN ❤️🥰🤝🥰❤️❤️❤️🤝🤝🥰🥰

33. YUMMY RIGHTEOUS REMIXXXX

34. monotony

35. ehhh kinda? its a nice though to think my loved ones are still watching over me even though theyre gone, but at the same time im a man of science

36. getting misgendered or mistaken for a transmasc dude (omfg like im cis this shouldn’t be freaking happening)

37. House. JK YALL KNOW ITS 2012 TMNT 🔥🔥🔥

38. MUTANTTTT MAYHEMMMMMM but also deadpool and wolverine

39. 1984

40. same question twice? i also like skinny cut fries👊

41. digital artists. yall. what the freak. u guys are just absolutely insane with ur talent.

42. PICIES 🐟🐟🐟(according to my gf. i actually do not know)

43. Tae-hyun (no not like the bts guy… sighhhhh, yes like the TXT guy)

44. smoking lol- kicked it a while ago tho

45. 1 and thats 1 too many imo

46. not gonna share that here lol- starts with a V

47. taekwondo, jiujitsu, figure skating, skateboarding

48. umm i can lick my elbow 💪

49. oh jeez ummmm i made a super explicit sex joke and then turned around and my english teacher was just. right there.

50. im tryna get into college for biochemistry and i want to eventually go into research pharma

jeezus beezus dorky omg 💀💀

@dorky-pals

[fictionkinfessions]

(Can you queue this for around July 6th or later? I want it to be posted a bit later than normal, unless that’s inconvenient for ya!)

Yeah, my sister Ashley did some awful shit, obviously. But the amount of hate she gets just makes me feel even more defensive of her.

She’s never done anything wrong in her life, actually. She’s my sweet little sister who’s too good for all of you, actually! You wouldn’t understand. You’re just not special enough for her to be nice to you, I’M different.

/hj to the defense of her actions, but the affection is all /srs and /pl

If Leyley has one fan, that one is me. If Leyley has no fans, I am no longer alive. If the world is against Leyley, I am against the world!!💪🔥💯

Everyone needs SOMEONE to defend them, anyways. Right to a fair trial or whatever, right?

-Andy Graves⛓️

x

[clownhara]

Tell me ur ocs favorite places to relax!

Ohhhhh this is a fun one >:) This is also a good place to publicly put all this doofuses names lmao

Reggie's spot is probably the balcony that his apartment has. He likes to sit out there and see if any bugs are attracted by his plants

Damien and Des both have the same favorite spot to relax, and that is on top of the other. Could literally be anywhere, doesn't matter at all. They simply must be stacked

Petal's favorite place to relax is at his computer, doxxing people. Not always that last part but he is SO terminally online bro please touch grass

Pierre's favorite spot is a SUPER old rocking chair he found and refurbished, which he likes to knit in. Leaux's favorite spot is on the floor next to said rocking chair, yapping about whatever is on his mind at the time.

Zeph's favorite spot was his families old winery. Its one of the few things he truly misses from his home planet

Brutus's old favorite spot was Zephs office, not that he'd ever admit it.

Urge's favorite spot is on her couch, she managed to find a good one, with Lucas on one side and Russell on the other. Luckily, thats also Lucas's and Russell's favorite spot to

Halt never relaxes bro is ALWAYS on that retraumatizing himself grindset 💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Tabb loves his bed. His ass loves sleeping so much

Pierce like laying in any sort of open field or clearing and passing out. Bulbel never gets a moment to relax because they're too busy keeping things away from Pierce while he sleeps that they can't find a moment's peace

Pierce accidentally fell sleep on Deem once like a cat and Deem nearly cried and thats been it's favorite spot since. He rarely sleeps on Deem though

Kieth likes a load of places! He likes his house, his moms old farm house, trees, fields, benches, couches, you name it.

[theproblemcallednight]

For the violence ask game: 6 go hard for this one man 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💪🗣️

omg em hiii!!!! haven’t seen u in a bit hope ur doin well :D

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

ohhhh god. do i have thoughts on this. but before i start this is not me insulting peoples ships, is ship what you want. this is just for the sillies :3

ok we’re gonna start off with bsd. i luv bsd, but GOD the fandom hurts sometimes. now hot take. a piping hot scone. skk. not that i don’t like the ship I DO. but omg some of the fans. not everyone obviously, but holy crap some of the skk shippers are smth else. like please do not simplify that or relationship that much and don’t pretend that either of them are morally good people and god PLEASE DONT IGNORE 15 IM BEGGING YOU.

also also other fandoms. satsosugu or whatever gojo and getos ship name is. again most people are normalish (idk how normal one can be after jjk s2) BUT OMG WHY. WHY IS THE FANDOM SO HORNY LIKE PLEASE CALM DOWN. DONT JUST PUT THEM DOING IT ON MY DASH WITHOUT TAGGING IT PLEASE. PLEEAASSSE I BEG. they were like 17 when in high school LET THEM BE SILLY. LET THEM GO KILL THINGS TOGETHER OR SMTH. anyways that might get me killed but god are some people bad at tagging their works.

well that was a tirade. but y’know that fiiinne. ty for the ask tho em!!!! it was fun to answer :] hope you have a wonderful timezone <33

[robloxgoddess]

suck bakls???

You 👈 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩. You 👉🏻 absolute 🙀 waste 🗑 of space 🚀 and air 💨🤷🏽‍♀️. You 👈 uneducated 👩‍🏫🚫, ignorant 😷, idiotic 😜 dumb 🤤 swine 💩, you’re an absolute 😤 embarrassment 😳 to humanity 🤦👦😤 and all 💯 life 👤 as a whole 💦😍. The magnitude 🔍🔎 of your 👉 failure ❌ just now is so indescribably 🛂🔫🚴🏽 massive 🌐 that one ☝ hundred 💯 years 📅 into the future 📅 your 👉🏽 name 📛 will be used 🎶 as moniker of evil 😈😡 for heretics 💁‍♀️💇🏼‍♂️👯‍♂️. Even 🌝 if all 💯 of humanity 👤 put 🔛 together 👥 their collective 🛠 intelligence 🧠 there is no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ they could have thought 🤔 up ⬆ a way ↕ to fuck 👉👌 up ☝ on 🔛 the unimaginable scale 🐍 you 👹👈 just did. When 🍑 Jesus 🙏🏼 died ⚰☠ for our sins 😈, he 👨 must 🔒 not have seen 👀 the sacrilegious act 🎭 we just witnessed 👀 you 👈 performing 🎭👌, because if he 👨 did he 👨 would have forsaken 💩 humanity 🤦👦😤 long 8️⃣🍆💦 ago 🔙 so that your 👉 birth 👶 may 🗓 have never 🚫 become 😌 reality 😍. After 👀 you 👈 die 💀, your 👉 skeleton 💀☠ will be displayed 📺 in a museum 🏛 after 2️⃣ being scientifically 👨‍🔬 researched 🔎✨ so that all 😤💯 future 📅 generations 👌 may 👌 learn 👨‍🏫 not to generate 👶 your 👉 bone ☠ structure 🕋, because every 💯👌👀 tiny 😑 detail 🇩🇪🐊🐉 anyone 😼👌💥 may 🗓 have in common 😍🐩 with you 👈 degrades 👎 them to a useless 👎 piece 🍗 of trash 🗑 and a burden 💪 to society 😼👌💥. No 🚫 wonder 🍎 your 👉 father 👨 questioned 🤔❓🧐 whether 🌩 or not your 👉 were truly 💯 his 💦 son 👦, for you'd have to not be a waste 🗑 of carbon ⚗ matter 🙅 for anyone 🙋 to love ❤ you 👉 like 👍 a family 👪 member 🍇. Your 👉 birth 😫👉👶 made 👉 it so that mankind 👱‍♂️ is worse 😫 of in every 💯 way ↕ you 👉 can possibly 💯 imagine 💭, and you 👉🏻 have made 👉 it so that society 👥 can never ❌ really 💯 recover 😘 into a state 👌 of organization ✊. Everything 💯 has forever 🕐 fallen ⬇ into a bewildering chaos 🌋, through which unrecognizable core 🌎, you 👈 can only find 🔎🤠 misfortune 👲. I 👁 would say 💬 the apocalypse ☠☣☢ is upon 👦 us 👨 but 🍑🍓 this is merely 🏫 the closest 💁‍♂️ word 📓 humans 👤 have for the sheer 😔😍🙁 scale 🍆 of horror 👿👻🍆 that is now reality 👌🏻💯. You 🙇👈 have forever 🕐🕔🕤 condemned 👿 everyone 👥 you 👈🏻 love 😍 and know 💭 into an eternal 💫 state 👌 of suffering 😭, worse 📉 than any human 👤 concept 🤔 of hell 🔥. You 👈 are such an unholy 🙌🏻 being, that if you 👈🏾 step ⬅👞 within 🅰 a one ☝ hundred 🔢 foot 👣 radius ☀ of a holy 🙏 place 🚩 or a place 🏆😍 that has ever 😠 been deemed ❗👪 important 🔝 by anyone 🙋, your 👉 distorted 😜 sac religious 🙏 soul 👻 will ruin 😭 whatever 🙌 meaning 😏 it ever 😠 had beyond 👉 repair 🙌. You 🤖👈 are an idiotic 💢, shiteating, dumbass 😂🤣 ape 🐵 and no 🙅 one 😤 has ever 😠 loved ❤ you 👈. Rhodes Island 🌴 would have been better 👍 off 💦😝😂 if you'd never ❌ joined 🤩 us 👨. You 👈 are a lying 😤, backstabbing, cowardly 🐄 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩 and I 👁 hate 😡👎 you 👈 with every 💯 single ☝ part 〽 of my being. Even 🌃 this worlds 🌎 finest 📥 writers 📝 and poets 😩 from throughout 😎💦 the ages 👵 could never ❌ hope 🙏 to accurately ☑ describe 👇🙌 the scale 🍆 on 🔛 which you 👈 just fucked 😩 up ⬆, and how incredibly 😯‼❗ idiotic 😜 you 👈 are. Anyone 🙋🙏 that believes 🚫🙏 in any religion 🙏 out there should now realize 💡 that they have been wrong 🚼🚫❌ this entire 🇺🇸 time ⏰, for if divine 😰 beings 🐝 were real 💯, they would never 🚫 have allowed ✅ a being such as you 👈 to stain 😂 the earth 🌎 and this universe 😱. In the future 📅 there will be horror 👿👻🍆 stories 📖👈 made 👉 about 💦 you 👈, with the scariest 👾😱 part 🗳〽 of them being that the reader 📖📒 has to realize 🤔 that such an indescribable 🛂🔫🚴🏽 monster 👹 actually 😳🅱 exists 😂, and that the horrific 💀 events 🎫 from the

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