#whatafuckingbabe

[whatsaboomlakalaka]

Hi hello. Can I get a Life With Skye snippet? 👀🙏✨

oh jen i was hoping someone would ask and i should have known it would be you !!!

Derek waking up from his pre-game nap normally times with Skye’s dinner time, so when he walks into the kitchen and finds no sign of either his two-year-old or any indication she’s already eaten he isn’t quite sure what to do with himself. “Hey?” He yells out into the apartment, in lieu of any other plan. “Derek!” Vee immediately yells back from her room, “We’re in here! Come help!” She doesn’t sound panicked, despite the words she’s saying, so Derek doesn’t run down the hall. He does walk pretty fast though. He also doesn’t knock before he enters. There’s clothes everywhere. A pile on the floor amongst strewn, empty hangers. A pile on the chair Violet has in the corner. And two piles on the bed that Skye appears to have turned into some sort of throne for herself. “What are you doing?”  “I have a date and Skye’s helping me choose an outfit.”

❤️

[realrollypratt]

⭐️director cut⭐️ you think im going to ask about sweet talk because im biased af... but nope. Tell me about Dont Blame Me

Lmaoooo I swear I didn’t even think it!!!

So I’ve put a note at the beginning of Don’t Blame Me that it is adapted from something Krewlak and I wrote a while ago - it’s actually adapted from a roleplay that we did circa… what? 2014? (just like Stripper Casey, except SC is a word by word transcript, and DBM I have completely re-written). The roleplay was actually filthier than my version I think? 😅 But it came down to the writing style I went for in my adaptation, which you may have noticed isn’t quite as explicit as my other works. The main lines remain the same though, the story, the characters. I’m pretty sure Krewlak (@thelodgelodge) should get the credit for creating Jared honestly, he’s such a good asshole villain. I basically just stole him.

There was actually a whole part in the original between Derek’s memory being erased and their second reunion where Casey watched him and he was doing well and dating someone else, but I decided to put the focus on Casey’s feelings about having Jared around again (whom, now that I think about it, originally possibly only showed up later on in the story? Woof, it’s been a while) and also that adding another love interest complicated things beyond what I was ready to commit for 😅

This is also one that I have really enjoyed writing because I made the choice of only showing Casey’s pov, while she is a vampire with very little humanity left? This has actually led to some great discussions with @untoldgalaxies (and is also pretty much how we met and bonded?) about how the reader really empathizes more with Derek even though we never get to see his pov, and how he is probably the only link she has left to her humanity - and how that translates to a kind of toxic and possessive obsession.

Honestly, if you were interested I totally suggest reading Taylor’s comments on DBM because they were such in depth analysis of this universe that I don’t actually spend all that much time explaining in the fic itself lol.

[pichitinha]

For the fanfic ask tag- A: How do you come up with titles, in general? (Titles are so hard for me!)

oh god titles are SO hard for me too! titles and endings are my undoing in terms of fics

i'd say that like 98% of my fic titles are song lyrics, with a few exceptions when a specific theme of the fic fits (like "carte blanche" for example which i thought was a good name)

what i do is i finish the fic and have it completely ready to go and then i sulk and go search for the title

usually my process is: open spotify and open all of my favorites bands and read the song titles until i think one could fit into my story, so i open the lyrics and see if any lines fit and would be good as a title (like "in this world there's only you" which is from a song that i think fits very well)

sometimes i can't find anything like that so i just look for my favorite songs by those artists, even if the song doesn't fit the story, and see if a single line can make sense (like "so we can go back and play pretend" which is from my favorite fob song which doesn't fit at all with the story)

and sometimes it's not one of my favorite bands but it's a song i really like and have been thinking while writing (like "lift your open hand" bc it's literally a fic about kissing and i had to use kiss me)

sometimes it's a concoction of all three

tl;dr i just steal song lyrics and hope they fit well into my story and it's all a huge mess lmao

[adoreyouxx3-blog]

@whatafuckingbabe @lauren-almos @poncysh-t @alyssaacurraoo 

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[whatsaboomlakalaka]

alright alright alright alright

Tagged by @fleurywiththesave!

Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then, tag as many people as you have WIPs.

lol ok. so.

alphabetical order. fandom in brackets,,, (if its hrpf its absolutely mattdrai). also some of these like belong together in the same world and i have not marked that at all :)))) i'm feral

5 + 1 being caught caramecaeli  (d20 - acoc) bad kids at pride (d20 - fantasy high) blue and bluer (hrpf) blue and bluer TBC (hrpf) caramel waves (d20 - acoc) Castle AU - Dasey (lwd) chap 03 - freshman year [untagged] (lwd) dasey exchange 2022 (lwd) dating app mattdrai (hrpf) Dear Penelope (bridgerton) fig etc (prepared for rain) (d20 - fantasy high) france 2k27 [bridgerchuk] (hrpf) L. I. F. E. W. I. T. H. L. U. C. A. (lwd) L. I. F. E. W. I. T. H. S. K. Y. E. pt 4 (lwd) LA Kings Fic (lwd) lazuli (caramelinda) mind dump (d20 - acoc) mattdrai get together notes (hrpf) not NOT a bridgerton au [aka bridgerchuk] (hrpf) on the rocks (d20 - acoc) prompt 181021 (lwd) prompt NEXT (hrpf) rangers!derek (lwd) sandra lynn biopic (d20 - fantasy high) scenes for iris (hrpf) tennis au (hrpf) the last five years (lwd) tkachuk tkollection service (hrpf) two men and a little lady (hrpf)

dasey fam i've not included anything i've posted to my draft ditch on ao3 even tho those are technically also wips in this folder lol

absolutely refusing to tag as many people as i have wips for obvious reason. selecting across fandoms... @betanoiz @wingedflame @puckthisshift @kairos44 @grantairesbottle @folklauerate @whatafuckingbabe @isalovesslowburn

[realrollypratt]

⭐️director cut⭐️ this may be cheating but the Pirate AU sitting in your docs 👀

I don’t know what you’re talking about!!!

Ok I do, but did I not give you access to my doc??? I thought I did???

Warning: it’s a brain dump. It’s all very stupid and embarrassing. Also spoilers (really really spoilers!)

[pichitinha]

Hello sunshine! Please tell me about “forget potion” 👀

oh absolutely!

so a while back my best friend @vickytokio​ sent me a text in a frantic saying they had a very weird dream, explained it in very good details, and said they needed a fic with it, any couple

at the time i couldn't picture it but i've started to try to shape it for covinsky. basically it's like regular world and all but there's a potion that you can take when you break up/divorce etc to forget the person (at various levels, forgetting them completely, forgetting just the romantic part, etc). vicky gave a very specific plot which is what they dreamt had happened with them and their husband, and i'm not sure that's what i'm going with, but the whole idea has been floating on my mind since

won't say more bc it's very drafty yet and also i don't wanna spoil it, but that's the general concept

ask me about a draft!

read my posted fics

[loureeh]

thank you so much for following! :3 you are my second follower, yay!!

aw no problem x

[realrollypratt]

34. Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of!!!! [seen or unseen!]

There’s this one line from White Petals I’ve always been weirdly proud of because I think it’s witty or whatever:

You don’t remember when you started wearing a glass of whiskey in your hand as a fashion accessory.

And there’s this exchange from Wild Youth I also think is hilarious (and relatable 😬):

"Do you think we’re developing a drinking problem as a coping mechanism?" Jesse asked, addressing the table at large.

"Nah," Derek dismissed.

"N-no?" Casey squeaked, unconvinced.

"Pfft," Sally scoffed.

“Ok," Jesse nodded, returning to his beer. "Just checking."

(As well as that whole scene before that point because Gus is my sarcastic asshole baby OC and I love him)

[pichitinha]

Hello sunshine. Sending you some ✨good vibes✨ I hope you feel better soon 💛

oh that's so sweet 🥺🥺🥺thank you so much i hope you have a wonderful night/day/weekend 💙

[realrollypratt]

Tag game

Thank you @themagnificentartofshipping for the tag! It’s nice to get to know you better! :)

Rules: Tag 10 followers you wanna get to know better

Name: Rolly

Sexuality: Bisexual/Pansexual

Hogwarts House: Honestly, pottermore doesn’t know if I’m a gryffindor of hufflepuff, so. Let’s just go with Gryffinpuff.

Cats or Dogs: Cats, all the way! I have two. Wish I had more.

Current time: 4:22pm

Favorite animal: Cat

When I made this blog: Less than a year ago (although I’ve been on and off tumblr for about a decade) - I came back exclusively to interact with the Dasey fandom tbh.

Reason for URL: Rolly Pratt is my online persona - I couldn’t have the actual url rollypratt because someone hoarded it about eight years ago out of spite. To be fair I was kind of a lil’ shit at the time (kinda).

Tagging: @wapusoq @whatafuckingbabe @nineteenfourtyone @dasey2020 @woochew07 @milkymickeyway @thelodgelodge @falsettodrop @eliisagil