#whatafak

[girlifyouknewlmaoo]

so i play this game (genshin impact) and guys seriously if you havent tried it yet PLEASE give it a chance🙏🏻🙏🏻

anyways, as someone who started playing the game since early 2021, ive always imagined new characters being in the game and i would spend alot of time like brainstorming how they'd act, look like, details lore wose etc, and ive FINALLY came up with smth😜

Meet Selene

(the name is not finalized i think but i like it honestly)

Character Overview:

My proposed character, Selene, hails from Khaenri'ah and wields an Electro Vision alongside a signature polearm that emphasizes both elegance and devastating power. A figure shrouded in mystery, Selene walks the fine line between hero and villain, bound by duty yet tormented by a past intertwined with the fall of Khaenri'ah and a hidden truth that could alter Teyvat's future.

In battle, she serves as a high-damage Electro DPS with mechanics centered around lightning-infused slashes, rapid teleportation dodges, and an ultimate that drains enemies energy while amplifying her attack speed. Her signature polearm, Voidfang Spear, crackles with unstable Electro energy, offering a risk-reward system where she grows stronger the longer she remains in combat, but at the cost of increasing vulnerability when not attacking. She'd also be a really good support, depending on how you build her.

She'd be a 5-star and her outfit would be something like this:

Upper body:

Selene wears a fitted, high-collared bodice made of dark, near-black violet silk, embroidered with intricate golden electro sigils that shimmer faintly under light, as if infused with latent energy. The bodice features a subtle sweetheart neckline that enhances her figure without being overly revealing, layered beneath a semi-transparent violet mesh that extends into detached, fingerless gloves wrapping her hands.

The shoulders are adorned with ornate, angular pauldrons of polished obsidian-like metal, edged with gold filigree, giving the impression of lightning arcing through their surfaces. These pauldrons are asymmetrical—one larger than the other, suggesting both an air of authority and unpredictability.

A cropped, open-back jacket made of deep indigo brocade drapes over her shoulders, held in place with a clasp featuring an Electro sigil at the center. The inside lining of the jacket is a soft stormy lilac, subtly illuminated in low light, adding a mysterious, ethereal effect as she moves. The sleeves are long and billowing, slit from the elbow down, revealing the fitted mesh underneath while allowing fluidity in motion. Small gold chains connect the outer sleeves to her rings, creating a subtle chiming sound with every movement.

A golden choker encircles her neck, engraved with unreadable ancient symbols. Attached to it is a thin electro-threaded chain that extends to her collarbone, forming a delicate lightning-shaped pendant that crackles with energy when she fights.

Lower Body:

The lower half of her outfit consists of a layered high-slit skirt made of flowing dark purple chiffon, nearly black at the top and fading into an electric violet hue at the ends. The slits allow for ease of movement while adding an air of dangerous seduction. Beneath the skirt, she wears high-waisted fitted shorts of a soft, matte black leather, embossed with golden lightning streaks that glow faintly when she channels her Vision’s power.

A golden hip chain wraps around her waist, holding multiple small electro-charged trinkets that pulse like caged lightning, an indicator of her power constantly brimming under the surface. Hanging from the chain are two long silk ribbons, one deep purple and one lilac, embroidered with faint Khaenri’ahn text, a subtle nod to her hidden past.

Her boots are knee-high and crafted from midnight black leather, trimmed with golden electro filigree that pulses like veins of lightning when she walks. The heels are shaped like lightning bolts, sleek yet sharp, making a faint, almost imperceptible static crackle with every step. The boots are secured by intricate golden clasps shaped like electro sigils, reinforcing the idea that power courses through every inch of her.

Accessories & Special Features:

• Cape Detail: A half-cape extends from her left shoulder, made of sheer violet silk that seems to shimmer with crackling energy. It is asymmetrical, falling just above the knee, adorned with thin golden threads that resemble lightning dancing across a stormy sky.

• Tattoo-like Electro Marks: Faint golden electro markings trail along her back, disappearing beneath her bodice and reappearing on her wrists. These glow when she fights, surging with power in sync with her emotions.

• Jewelry: She wears multiple golden rings, each embedded with small electro gems that flicker like captured lightning. One larger ring on her left hand is shaped like an eye, hinting at a deeper connection to forbidden knowledge.

• Hair Ornament: A golden hairpin in the shape of a lightning strike through a crescent moon secures part of her hair, signifying balance between destruction and control.

Overall Aesthetic & Presence:

When she moves, her outfit flows like a gathering storm—ethereal yet dangerous, delicate yet utterly commanding. There is a lingering scent of ozone around her, as if the air itself reacts to her presence. Every aspect of her outfit is designed for both power and grace, making it impossible to ignore her when she steps into a room.

Her electro energy hums around her form, making the golden accents on her outfit flicker like stormlight, a warning to anyone foolish enough to underestimate her.

She is both the calm before the storm and the lightning strike that follows.

• Lore Depth: With connections to the Abyss Order, Dainsleif, and the lost civilization of Khaenri'ah, Selene could provide new insights into Genshin's overarching narrative while keeping players engaged with theories and speculation.

• Gameplay Innovation: Her lightning-fast mechanics and high-risk, high-reward playstyle would set her apart from existing polearm users, offering a fresh experience in combat.

• Community Engagement: Many players are drawn to enigmatic, morally complex characters, and Selene would offer a compelling balance of charm, tragedy, and power-making her a fan-favorite.

Possible Role in the Story & Archon Quests:

Selene's presence in the Archon Quests could be deeply intertwined with Dainsleif's journey and the Traveler's search for answers about Khaenri'ah as well as their sibling. Perhaps she was once a protector of the nation, left behind in the ruins, or someone who made a bargain with the Abyss in hopes of uncovering the truth.

Her interactions with the Archons would be intriguing:

• Venti would regard her with a mix of guilt and melancholy, knowing he played no role in saving Khaenri'ah.

• Zhongli would see her as a remnant of a past he could not prevent, though he would respect her strength.

• Raiden Shogun would be wary of her, given Khaenri'ah s history and the destruction it wrought.

• Nahida might be the only one to show her genuine sympathy, attempting to understand her suffering.

• Focalors would likely view her as a tragic case of injustice, potentially wanting to put her on trial.

A Fan-Favorite Character

Selene would instantly gain massive popularity due to her striking design, tragic backstory, and powerful combat mechanics. Players would be obsessed with her possessive, intense voice lines and unique gameplay style, and she would become a top-tier cosplay choice, similar to Raiden Shogun and Eula.

Social media would explode with fan edits, fan art, lore theories, and cinematic animations, making her one of the most hyped characters in Genshin's history. She would also be a marketing goldmine, driving record-breaking banner sales and keeping players engaged with discussions about her past, motivations, and future in the story.

Apology for the Lack of a Sketch

I truly regret that I am unable to attach a sketch of this character, as I am not skilled in drawing. However, I would love to see a character with lore as deep as this one come to life in the world of Genshin Impact. I believe her story, design, and gameplay would captivate the community and make a lasting impact on Teyvat's ever-expanding world.

I want to emphasize that I am sharing this concept purely out of enthusiasm and do not seek financial compensation, credit, or recognition. If HoYoverse ever decides to develop a character inspired by these ideas, I kindly request to remain completely anonymous. My only wish is to contribute to the immersive storytelling and world-building that makes Genshin Impact so special. So I wouldnt mind finding someone who posted something very similar to this as I just like putting my idea out there and I would be very happy to see others with similar ideas as that would mean its a good one.

reblogs,suggestions and all that are greatly appreciated

To whoever actually reads this i promise y'all im NOT a gooner😭 (literally fighting for my life rn)

[black-grulla]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Huh?-

[annoyingyellowhouse]

Omfg it’s 8 am I’m so fucking drunk

[uraandri]

suffering a sore throat from drinking guarana at 3am

[sparklative]

for the past few hours all i've been seeing on my socials is a crying bojan

[damiannasworld]

Bristol 20.10.24

"It's like a doggy style? It's me? It's The Bojan? Whatafak."

🎥 teamkaarijauk

[atlaskrr]

TOKYO ALIENS CHAP 52

WHATAFAK A NEW CHAP. AGAIN. GOOD LORD WE'RE EATING GOOD. anws thanks @sappho-rose for telling me abt the new chap lol

omg ACTUAL buff women. YESSSSS. she looks so much like a lion in her true form

omg i heart this mother daughter duo smmm just makes me even sadder the moms gone. she has such a kind look in her eyes.

lowk didnt want gunji to step in but its like a lesson and to stick to her mothers morals so its fine. hope i never see ninas face again tho.

agsghdhdjjdjfjffkfkkf i love these two smmm. the relief they feel around eo ahhhhh

oh so she was forced into it. now i REALLY hope i never see nina again

OMG HER MOMS SCARS TOO 😭 and also with the whole power sealing thing its kind of like she has a blackout fighting mode huh. fighting instinct

medical treatement with a spray 😭 also i thought it was mona that also got sent away but thank god its just that bitch

i was so happy she appeared again but MY GIRL STOP THISSSS HES NO AFRAID OF YOUUU. YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS.

AWWWW. smthsmth gunji makes everyone around him feel accepted and loved. he did it with sho and now with mona. he also helped raika and went against yuens expectations. i have never loved am mc smm. alsooo CAN I SENSE A BOY BOY GIRL TRIO FORMING RAHHHH.

awww i love mona shes so precious. i hope we see more of her. honestly like someone in the chap comments said, if gunji was made to have a love interest and for it to be her, i wouldnt be that mad (ok myb yea cause we would have been lowkey. no. HIGH KEY. queerbaited). only if she has more developement ofc. but from how fast this thing wrapped up she seems more like a raika case. i do hope we see her reappear though even if infrequent. we need a long standing female chara beside meimei.

[gabi-theladylover]

made my first "comic".

Translation under the cut because I'm too tired to redo the text in English.

Kaneda: Hey, hey Himuro come and see!

Himuro: oh, wut happen-WHAT THE FUCK.

Lihito: We were gonna go to the cinema but, god fucking damn it, we got stuck in these poses.

Himuro: I'm not even gonna question it...

Kaneda: We think (basically just me) that it's because we're missing Leonardo

Okubo: So, we wanted to ask you if you wanna be Leonardo, 'cause you're alread-

Himuro: NO

Okubo: Y tho?

Himuro: Because it's for idiots.

The other three: No shit. Also, your motif is wrong, sucker.

Big sigh

Himuro: Wouldn't it be easier to call, I dunno, Koga or Falcon? They both like Turtles and Ninjas.

Lihito: First of all, talk less, God dammit; Second of all, we invited Kuroki and he's currently waitinf for us outside the cinema.

Change of places: TO KUROKI!

Kuroki: Where the balls are those youngsters...

Falcon: MASTER OMG LOOK IT'S THE REAL MASTER SPLINTER OMG OMG I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN OMG!!!!

Kuroki:... and what the fuck is Albert doing, God dammit, how embarrassing... I regret taking him as my student.

BACK TO THE IDIOTS!

Himuro: So... you're telling me you invited Kuroki "The Devil Lance" Gensai to see TMNT: Mutant Chaos with you? And he accepted? And he's currently waiting for you, but you are all currently frozen in these poses because you're missing Leonardo?

The other three: YES

Himuro: I'M IN

The 4 idiots get to the cinema

Lihito: Hai Kuroki!!!!! We made it!!!! :3

Kuroki: about time.

Lihito: sory :(

Kuroki: Ya know you can take those costumes off? You're adults now.

Himuro: I hate everyone of you. EVERYONE. Die fucking southerners.

Lihito: it happens.

Big ass explosion

The five of them: whatafak.

Kuroki: thank god Albert died.

[jjcocker]

BABY SKY BE UPON YE

WHATAFAK..FETUS

[somerandomjewelleryonthefloor]

STABBY JOE?

Looking at this horror VIP book because why not, it looked a little interesting, BUT WHATAFAK?

PB you couldn't find a more... Frightening name? Like Slitthroat? Slitthroat would be a bomb slasher name like bffr.

PB in their flop era, they need to reevaluate what the people want. Giving what the people want (bare minimum good quality non AI generated books) will make them happy, happy consumers make you MORE money, and you also get to be happy as you get POSITIVE feedback and reviews from your books!

It's REALLY not that hard!

[spiritusfabellas]

But where's the video whatafak

[liverpool-enjoyer]

MAX YOUR TURNING 20/ARE 20????? WHAT

I TOUGHT YOU WERE 15 OR SUM SHIT

WHY ARE ALL OF MY MUTUALS ADULTS EXEPT ONE

WHATAFAK

AYO???

DKSHSLDJD WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WAS A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD THATS A LITTLE INSULTING /j

BUT YEAH IM AN ADULT 😭😭 IM TWENTY N IN COLLEGE

[kar1nsworldx]

KYLE U ASS WE ALSO OFFERED U 2 YEARS WHATAFAK

[kittdestiny]

tumblr whatafak is this layout

[alternate-okameeznuts]

🔥❤️😱🖖

Whatafak!?

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

[atlaskrr]

ok im really gonna sleep now. im sad ill be late to the chap tl but whatever. i skimmed throuh the raws and WHATAFAK. still no suegiku reunion tho.... BUT A SSKK ONE!