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[ID: a drawing of pye from outer wilds, standing with her writing staff. she's wearing an orange nomai space suit without the helmet, and she has a light brown face with curly darker brown fur. end ID]
figuring out how i want to draw the nomai, so here's a pye since i am obsessed with her !!!
#outer wilds#pye#she was one of the easiest to start recognizing across text because she is involved in so many different things#but then i saw the scroll where she was calculating trajectories to the sun station and i Was in love immediately#and i love that the sun station was designed (by the game artists not by pye) to look more weapon-like than anything else the nomai built#as a way to show how it goes against their nature to do something so destructive and high risk#and since pye is the one kind of leading that and being so vocally For it it implies that she is also acting against nomai nature#but i dont think thats necessarily true!! a majority of the nomai agreed or else the idea would have been voted down#(even tho it did spark arguments)#and the oldest nomai recording we have access to is from escall making a split second decision to warp to an unknown place#just to follow a signal the group was curious about and it put them in danger!!! that killed people!!!#like i know its more about the potential damage to the solar system and the life there but#throwing caution to the wind for scientific discovery is very much nomai nature From What I Saw !!!#not that i am saying the game creators are wrong lmao but i mean like. i think it is against their nature AND so very exactly their nature#at the same time and thats why there Was so much debate about it#and i think pye is the embodiment of trying Everything Possible (and impossible) to find answers and learn#AND SHE IS SEXY FOR IT#ANYWAYS. clears throat#blow up that sun girl hashtag women in stem
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@sweetestflow3rs I whipped this up so quickly between class work lol. CONGRATS ON THE FOLLOWERS BASIL š„³
and a little bonus (ļ½ĻĀ“)įÆ
Damsel has a very normal reaction to being forced to look at someone ā” this definitely won't awaken anything in her.
#being forced to make eye contact with someone is kinda sexy what can i say#especially when you're being forced by the asshole who you started hanging around just cause he happens to be a better off informant than u#sheād sooner die than admit she thinks heās hot. unfortunately sheās got these two little dead giveaways on her face#Damsel with completely dilated pupils: of course i donāt think Codyās attractive. fuck is wrong with you??#she'll punch him if he mentions it#[it does no damage that girl is weak so Cody at least pretend to be phased]#dol pc#damsel the starlet#cody the messenger#[also basil ivsaw your tags on RomÄ«'s post i could SO see Noel and her being friends (ā”ĖĶ ź³ ĖĶ)]#damsel draws sometimes#I keep jumping betwwen drawing damsel with locs and her hair out and that's because I'm indecisive bitch okay don't bring it up š#also ignore all my fucking typos i swear to god i speak english as a first language i just cant type to save my goddamn life#heavily considering doing a RomÄ« and Noel ver cause it'd just be them staring blankly into each others eyes with their lips touching LMAO#no movement. just eye contact.#why would RomÄ« kiss anyone?? idk man i havenāt thought that far
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*sigh* ran Haitani needs to be freed and I'm gonna personally do it myself
#why why do so many people brand this beautiful baby boy as a cheater. like you have an arsenal of things he can be#and you choose for him to be unfaithful arguably The one thing in a relationship you can't go back on#what has he done wrong for everyone to brand him with such an accusation and personality apart from be a diva and be sexy and hot#free my boy ran Haitani from the shackles of being labelled a cheater my boy has never done anything wrong.
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you know, i always find it really funny when dudebros complain about syndicate and odyssey being too "jokey" or not "taking its characters seriously" or whateverā¦
like, did y'all collectively sleep through "it's-a me, mario!", "i meant besides vaginas", ezio inventing the latte, bartolomeo's... just... *gestures vaguely* entire character, etc?
like, it's fine to have preferences of course, i myself prefer a more serious and grounded tone, but these are usually the same people who tout the ezio trilogy as "peak assassin's creed", call ac1 a glorified tech demo and hate on connor for being "too serious and boring", like? make it make sense!
#asscreed#ac syndicate#ac odyssey#dont get me wrong#i do have problems with syndicate and even more so with odyssey#but it's not the tone lol#honestly i think kassandra is the protagonist that's the most similar to ezio if you really think about it#but bc she's a woman she's suddenly 'overpowered' and 'unrealistic'#yall don't remember the insane things that ezio survives in revelations do you#speaking of which#been replaying the ezio games lately#and i have something to confess...... i really don't think ac2 is good#ac brotherhood was a BIG improvement#in terms of story pacing for one (none of those insane unmotivated time jumps... well aside from the strange montage at the end)#and the characters are a lot more fleshed out (probably bc there aren't like 20 of them)#and the handling of female characters is MUCH less egregious#maybe bc there's only really claudia and caterina left LOL#lucrezia is a little annoying i guess... but she gets a pass bc she's cesare's sister and really they're the same kind of crazy lol#and hey we actually get to see how dangerous sex work can be and how it's not just a way for sexy nuns to give inner peace to men#even cristina gets fleshed out!#and i like that we get so see ezio being a little bit of a selfish prick in her missions#and making bad decisions in interpersonal relationships#at least i THINK that's what we're supposed to take away from it... but who knows maybe it's just supposed to be a tragic love story...#i hope not.... i hope the player IS supposed to think that ezio's treatment of her is bad. otherwise.... :/#sorry for rambling#guess im just kinda surprised by how much i enjoyed brotherhood#it had been a long time since i last played it#also the modern day is really good!#that you can talk so much to everyone and also being able to read their emails and the mundane banter... idk i just think its neat :)
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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So on one hand I understand why people say āGuys you have GOT to stop calling fat people squishy and huggable!ā It can be shitty when thats the only good thing you think about fat bodies.
but like its still a perk, yeah? Maybe I, a fat person, am rather proud and happy with the fact babies and puppies and kitties think Iām comfy and soft. Perhaps that is legitimately part of what helps me feel okay with my body.
#Meow.#feeling sexy is great dont get me wrong#but. The sexy feeling isnt really what I want or need at every given moment of my life.#Or even most of it.#Most of the time all I want is to be viewed as a comforting presence.#I want to be cute. Usually more than I want to be hot. Not always but usually.#Friends please feel free to call me soft and huggable#AND HOLD ON WHY WOULD BEING SOFT AND SQUISHY BE UN-SEXY?
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Huh... just connected the dots between my soul-crushing shame and inability to imagine myself "carelessly having fun" without feeling a Heavy Judging Gaze That Thinks I'm Such A Funny Stupid Little Baby on myself and like... my parents finding it the funniest thing in the world, worth bringing up over and over despite my discomfort, that I used to bob funnily to the music as a toddler
#basically I seem to like... react v strongly to being told that my body and the way I use it is somehow inherently hilarious#there have been cases where people would take photos of me when I wasn't paying attention and was making a HILARIOUS pose#and they'd either show it to me or reupload them on group chats like look how fucking funny! and i'd go awhhh come on guys :< like u do#but internally i'd be like WHAT the fuck is wrong with me that i'm the only person getting this treatment#basically i just. seem to be inherently cringefail no matter what I do and instead of rolling with it like a normal person would i am inste#*instead very sensitive about being perceived as a funny pathetic moron. and i do imprint on similar characters which means I always#end up internally tormented when 99% of the fandom is pissing their pants laughing over how incredibly hilarious this wannabe cool#(but actually incurably pathetic) this (character I can relate to) is. its this like. inability of achieving physical dignity? okay this is#nothing but basically. the emotional anguish of being aware that you might think you're doing normal things and moving normally#but unbeknownst to you (and very well knownst to everyone else) you're wearing squeaky fish-shaped slippers with a long piece of#toilet paper trailing after each one AND slipping on banana peels at the same time#no matter if i dance silly style together with friends OR try to look cool and sexy there's this huge Eye constantly present at the back of#my mind that coos about how cute and funny i am half of the time. and laugh uproariously the other half#which is why: i don't dance + cover my mouth while smiling + happiness is for other people#shrimp thoughts#it's wild how fucked up brains can get. I'd love to have realized this like a decade earlier so that I could have a semblance of a chance#at maturing emotionally into something at least roughly resembling a functional adult but ohhhhhh welllllllllllll
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#leather#glove#fashion#aesthetic#vintage#style#beauty#smell the glove#whatās wrong with being sexy?
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everyone talking about rat kiss and sexy priest jeffrey combs after watching the evil clergyman but not enough people are talking about that said sexy priest is a trans woman
#like? the ending? 'i feel like a new woman' ok queen good for you#also do t get me wrong 100% watched for sexy priest but hello?#*don't#what's up with his charas being trans hm? first herbert west now some evil ghost priest?#also i watched four horrors movies today in addition and i'm feeling a bit insane#pls recommend some horror movies with sexy masked killers pls thx#the evil clergyman#jeffrey combs
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recurrent thoughts of cutting my vocal cords out but unfortunately i would die before i could. sigh.
#who knew people being weird about my accent would have negative affects#also dysphoria but its mostly the accent stuff#its either strangers (a lot of the time adults) calling english accents sexy or whatever or people mocking me#(and doing so with the wrong accent)#next person who does either is getting screamed at#these people do not understand me#i dont even have a accent that different#but apparently its all difficult#ive had like. one american close friend irl#i cannot fucking take them going on and on about my voice#and they always think im australian and then argue about it and then when they give in its all ābritish accents are so beautiful/hotā#you dont know what a british accent is#you just spent five minutes arguing about my accent#and if they dont argue the second guess is just as stupid#āoh your irish! im irish too :))ā no one gives a fuck about your great great great grandparents#you cannot claim to be irish and also think i sound irish your an idiot#can people just shut up#its not that interesting#and they can't understand me a lot of the time or something because they haven't heard more then 3 accents their entire life#sorry im not the bbc but apparently that's difficult too#i hate it here so much#ādo you live hereā wtf do you think im doing in this empy suburb if i dont live here?#and im not even immigrant enough#i want them out#i want to rip them out or get out of here#spring cannot come faster#i like my accent but i cannot be doing with having to switch to what everyone want our of me#switching the language on every assignment i do arguing about the way i say words arguing about where im from like i wouldn't know#even my parents dont like the way i talk#ādo we got anyā is some sort of crime apparently
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the problem is hualian are sooooo complex it makes me wanna come up with scenarios where they get to be soooo toxic messy neurotic. but. in canon they are so healthy, they put in the work to be a healthy relationship, hua cheng tries so hard to not be toxic he is so anxious about whether heās toxic. i cant do it. i cant do that to him i feel guilty.
#tgcf#hualian#literally ignore this#rambling#my hyperfixation demon#no listen to me#hua cheng doesnāt care about being a villain#but he does worry that xie lian will think heās toxic#it comes easy for them bc they suit each other but itās constant work to be a healthy relationship#and they do it they put in the work#it just feels mean and wrong to do that to them#toxic shit is wuming era but that involves some nasty power imbalance which is not what iām tryina do here#sorry iām talking about my doctor who au#hualian would be such a sexy doctorclara but that feels so mean
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You mean to tell me that this body of mine will start to get saggier, wrinklier, reflect all the good & bad experiences of my life and all the wonderful food Iāve eaten, all the trips, slips and knee grazes, the sun and the rain on my face, the ridiculous things Iāve done to my hair, the hands Iāve held, the perfumes Iāve smelled, the love Iāve felt, the days spent in bed and the others used to climb mountains, those shoes that didnāt fit and my favourite jeans, that one time I got bit by my mothers dog: and all the while Iām getting sexier and more experienced?? Hell fucking yeah.
#overcoming the conditioning we feel to fear aging will show you just how sexy you really are#thereās nothing hotter than just being in your own body#sure sometimes itās the wrong shape or has the wrong bits#but itās all you and you can do what you want to it#just understand that itās yours and itās the one youāve got#love it regardless#you may as well#gardening#old lady#body positive#positivity#positive thoughts#fat positvity#age positivity#hope
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(drawing prompt) Perhaps a Sauron?? š„ŗā¤ļø
@celebrimbot ik you draw twinkron, Iām sorry for this jack nicholson monstrosity but itās whatās in my heart
#yk like if jack nicholson tore off some of charelton hestonās choicer features and wore them. yk?#in keeping with my thesis of angband being melkor spreading his arms like ālook at all these sexy bitches I convinced#āto spiritually body horror themselvesā#after the war of wrath he goes back to the mairon heston look but he still emotes like the motherfucking joker AND TYELPE FUCKS THAT#FULL STOP. SPACE. TAB TAB.#my art#tolkien#lotr#body horror cw#sauron#valar#celebrimbot#oh and after numenor and the un-hot-ening he just looks like firewood. yk when it gets white outside but the core is still burning?#not how you spell charelton heston. also 2 anyone wondering what the fuck is wrong with me google jack nicholson smiling
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very disappointed in all these fics with aziraphale being all self conscious about his body. WHY CANT BE BE CONFIDENT IN HIS THICC SEXY FINE ASS SELF. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO WORK THROUGH THIS FATPHOBIA SHIT WHY CANT HE JUST KNOW THAT HES HOT
#good omens#aziraphale#absolutely nothing wrong with writing your characters w body dysmorphia#obviously that helps a lot of people process what theyre going through#but goddamn not every go fic has to have aziraphale being selfconscious!!#let that sexy ass man love himself!
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