#what's the fun in that?

[deathlessathanasia]

Not trying to throw shade or anything but going with one of those super rare traditions that makes Dionysos the son of Dione or Selene is objectively a choice that makes him way less interesting. No god born from a mortal? No second birth from Zeus? No dismemberment by the Titans? Now crimes to prove his divinity and clear his mother's name of the accusation that she lied about who fathered her child? No excessively incestuous unions between son and mother and father and daughter to produce the only child of Zeus whom he places on his throne and presents to the other gods as their king? No nothing? Just some god?

[poitionsprince]

Severus is the Slytherin-Skittles' babysitter.

Well not actual babysitter, but becoming a big-brother figure to Regulus after Sirius ran away - connections are happening quick and Severus finds himself trying to keep the idiots alive.

...Just to end up out-living every one of them.

First Reg went off, Dorcas right after him.

Then he thought Barty kicked the bucket in Azkaban.

"Last one" for a few years was Pandora, right after he asked her to be careful with her experiments.

And then he met Barty again, thinking that he would go to Azkaban again, but knowing his alive - untill he saw the dementor sucking his soul out of him right before his eyes white escorting Fudge with McGonagall.

[oldmanpusspuss]

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

[jue-jack]

Kirby is a star!!!

[sofiarostova]

Yeah, I guess I do. But like, what even is a star beam, you know? Now, a lead pipe to the shins? That's just reliable, baby.

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL Kiana Khansmith / @kianamaiart (2025 Pilot Animatic)

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[alaryheart]

They’re gettin ready before the big concert

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that's just fuzz. that is just FUZZINESS!!! humans being fuzzy, it's one of our most adorable traits????

[captainbee66]

I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

[jollymalt]

more pirates!