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somehow "the passion of the chris" on the actual label is the funniest part
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They had? A Naruto-cat t-shirt? At the Five Below????
#jesus i have seen what you have done for others#i am NOT a merch person but those stupid bleach cats are the one piece of bleach merch i have ever wanted#except that they are both tiny and stupidly expensive#if i saw a bleach cat t-shirt at five below i would be compelled by principle to buy it and wear it around my house#it would also help if it came in a size that was not child's 4-5 but we're at the if-wishes-were-fishes-level anyway#i have to go to the five below like once a week because i have a 10-year-old and they NEVER have bleach stuff it is so upsetting#i don't know why bleach is not popular among the youth. do children not yearn for the blade?
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"Why not?"
"I wish you were a girl."
#hughlander#at first i thought of hughie saying the first quote but the more i thought about it the more it made sense for it to be john HEAR ME OUT..#he was obviously trained to only enjoy the whole “american dream” so ofc that picture perfect look for him would be a woman next to him#while he himself is a piece of shit and cares only about his image he also just doesnt give a shit#(based on his behavior l8r on in the show) he also just doesnt care what anyone has to say especially since in his eyes he is THE strongest#no one can say anything to him and hes untouchable..which is why his odd obsession with hughie will prove to be zero issue#and while he tries to make a connection with hughie in his own overly possesive way hughie holds himself firm with his actions#(lowkey where things gets ooc oh well idc) homelander does try and make SOME sort of attempt in picking at his brain anf at hughie as to#figure out WHY he even is interested in “that loser” and in doing so he eventually finds that hughie for whatever stupid reason#notices that he GENUINELY does care about people and that its not some front like he really does and TRY to see some good in people#so john opens up slightly to him about what people at vought did to him as a kid and its those moments where homelander tries to make it-#light buy hughie looks at him and i mean really /looks/ at him and says “jesus thats fucked Im sorry” and john is absolutely dumbfounded#like so dumbfounded and the god honest yet short comment in regards to him opening up about his past#essentially john starts to feel what he always imagined what “feelings” are supposed to be and after a long time of him and hughie oddly#finding some sort of “middle ground” he tries to pull a move in a moment of odd peace amongst the two and hughie jerks back#john is so confused and i mean REALLY confused#he thought he read all those “signals” right based on the romantic films he was forced to watch why is hughie acting like this?#he doesnt want to even think about what this pain in his chest is and all he can ask is “why not?”
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New game interest unlocked
(crow in bottom right belongs to @patchwork-crow-writes)
#ramarl#phantasy star online#long tag warning lol i rambled#so i was introduced to phantasy star online#i think its safe to say i really enjoy the game#thank you mr crow for showing me this game :D i have new creatures to scribble now#there shall be more of these doodles#i promise you that#meant to post this wayyyyy earlier today but uh#my car broke down :') ....again :')#last week it wouldn't turn on and the headlights weren't working so we were like ''ok this is a battery issue and i need a new one''#because jumping the car didnt fix it#so we took my old battery to a shop and they tested its charge before showing us which new one we should get#but the battery had charge???????? so we went back home to troubleshoot#and then found the hooks(?idk what they're called) that connected the battery to the car had something corroded on them#so we grabbed a can of coke and scrubbed away#hooked the battery back up and bam car was working#so the issue was those hooks#until two days ago when my car didnt work again#looked at the battery again and the hooks came loose; tightened them up and bam car working again#and now at this point I'm scared to go anywhere cause what if i get stranded on my own??#so this morning i said ''alright I'm gonna drive myself to church just to be sure that my car works''#AND WOULD YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENED#at this point i just wish the damn battery was dead and that i could replace it and move on from this#i know they're a bit pricey but jesus this is exhausting#but i can't just buy a new battery if im not sure that's the actual problem because then I'd have a battery and nothing to do with it#i hate having a car sometimes i just want a bus system#or a jeep#but preferably a bus system#sorry rambles thats a long way of saying i didnt post this earlier because ive been working on my car lol
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it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad
#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit.#ted externally: hey there rupert :)#ted lasso#i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny#ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!#the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI]#trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us#right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right?#ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent!#i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it#and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this#and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :)#trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ#gertspeak
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I'm catching up on last week's episode of My Stand In before today's new episode and just. My fucking god Joe. STAND UP. GET OFF THAT DAMN GROUND. RISE UP OUT OF THOSE TRENCHES. GIRL GET UP. DETACH FROM MING'S DICK. Yes he's cute and is keeping their house, but he's also out here saying fuck no to couple mugs cause they're not together despite living together for awhile now and like.
Also, Sol keeps irritating me every time he shows up being all "I'm too late again." Bitch you haven't even been invited for like two years. What do you mean too late. Grow up, accept it, and move on.
And Tong needs to fuck right off. Telling Joe he's fucking his way to the top when it's so obvious Joe is NOT doing that and Tong's bitchass so clearly is/did.
Joe really just has all these flop ass men around him and I just. It's just so freaking sad. Sorry boo. I still love you but girl.
I hope Joe 2 grows a spine because I can't keep seeing him be brought down by all these men.
#my stand in#my stand in the series#this is just so sad to see#like Ming did buy the mugs in the end but whatever that's not good enough#and it's really sad Joe thought it was#if Ming didn't say Tong's name while drunk Joe would have been like#omg what a great Christmas#even after getting whole ass dismissed by Ming at the damn lunch he took him to#like Jesus Christ Joe#I need him to grow that backbone and make Ming WORK for it as Joe 2#I need that so bad#get some self esteem my god lol#regular clyde
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Waiting for my friends to finish spending an hour eating at Fuck You restaurant so we can play two hours of DND and get nothing done
#Negative#I'm. I'm just grumpy.#Istg they only go to this restaurant when I can hang out#Like. I CANT EAT ANYTHING HERE#ANS YOU SPEND SO LONG HERE#Trying to not bitch at them bc I think they'd feel guilty but Jesus Christ I hate this fucking restaurant#Pyxxie Rambles#Remind myself to delete this later#Literally I can get four sliced mushrooms cooked in oil and it'll cost me five dollars#That is fucking nothing#I just. We used to spend upwards of 5 hours playing DND and so much would happen#But now it feels like we spend two doing fuck all#LAST session we completed the task of “getting to the tavern to learn what our quest is”#Literally all that happened is character introductions and potion buying#We hardly did anything
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ended up splurging on good watercolors when i went out of town and like whyyyyy did i do that lol this is still just as impossible as it was with the cheap supplies
#I RLY DONT GET IT....it turns out hot press paper just does not make it look like anything at all but cold press is#too textured to get lines on#i see videos where ppl use a rly good amt of water (obvs) to the point where it sits on the page until it dries but both papers i have#(baohong and arches) either suck it all up immediately OR immediately buckle and warp as if i was painting on printer paper jesus christ#dont even get me started on um blending colors on paper bc that just does not happen#igts so crazy. + if i finally do get the paint onto the page after fighting then it doesn't even look like watercolor 😭#i want it to look like watercolor thats why i got them....#talkys#anyway i was abt to justify it with ''oh well if i didnt buy them i would have continued thinking about them forever so#that must mean something'' untrue 🫶 i got more lino supplies like a year ago and never used them.#i got gouache a few months ago and have not touched it.#although thats because I lack a creative nature bc i do like gouache...i jst dk what to make. in any medium
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louis being with armand as punishment to all three of them. "you'll never make it up to me" - "i know" - "is lestat still in paris". armand accepting this rather than being alone.
#i just#70 years#the scenes in the now when they act all loveydovey#when theres the romantic music when they recount their romantic scenes#thats what makes me most insane#the smiles the handholding the arm around the shoulders#like it's such obvious playacting#THEY know it's fake#daniel obviously isnt buying any of it#i would say 'whats wrong with you people' but they did like 15 episodes detailing exactly whats wrong with them people so#i got the gist#its nuts tho. like they didnt lie. those gay people sure can personality disorder#imagine having forever to be stuck in your trauma and never heal bc youre fucking immortal#half a millennium jesus christ
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i bought one of those 100 packs of pc sleeves so i could sleeve and re-organize all my pcs and i literally???? ran out as soon as i finished sleeving my bts pcs??????? didn’t even get a chance to get into my budding txt and svt collections. ok
#bro?????#i would never have guessed that i have 100 bts photocards what the actual fuck lmao#i never buy pcs i only keep the ones i pull from albums/dvds#and i don’t think i currently own more than one version of any album except the 2 versions of be and the 2 versions of proof#so ?????? where did all these pcs come from. i don’t know. but i guess i’m a collector#jesus h christ#logging off before i spend more money on organizing my not collection#i just realized. i didn’t even get into my other photocard binders like the dicon or dalmajung ones#that’s where i keep all my mini tour pcs and stuff too. holy shit dude jdkskdks i have so many pictures of these boys help.#.txt#i guess i meant i never buy album pcs i just keep the ones i pull but i do buy mini tour ones a lot
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can we stop supporting blind bags now
theyre a big ass scam & literally gambling for kids
#they drive me fucking insane#JUST LET ME PAY FOR WHAT I WANT#dont trick me into buying shit i dont need#i would BUY THE MERCH#jesus christ they make me so mad#everything i want to buy#is LOCKED IN A FUCKING GAMBLE
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Im never going to fully recover from Johnny having an entire fucking back tattoo.
#Is it new#It has to be new right#I have to investigate this more#Johnny i cant deal with this#Im so overwhelemed#I have so many fics to write about this#Moz would fucking ruin him if he rolled into bed with that#I just am so#And then a whole minute of him shirtless and giggling and I'm just#Over here struggling to breathe#Jesus christ i already had a tattoo kink#Is it like a double kink if its on Johnny#How much do i need to pay to run my tongue over it once it heals#Johnny if you need any extra retirement money to like buy a second house#Im here and im ready#Please I'm just having such a moment#What if i just revise I Love You to be just Moz coming all over Johnny's back#I mean i just can't okay#johnny
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by the way. through my ao3 bookmarks i managed to track down the start of my fe fixation being late january. it has officially been five fucking months. jesus christ
#feli speaks#and i'm not stopping anytime soon!! HAS THIS BEEN MY LIFE FOR FIVE MONTHS??? FIVE WHOLE MONTHS??#i think my kh fixation was just as long since the main bulk of it was iirc summer 2018 to march 2019 with the kh3 release#and it had 2 weeks renaissance each for the ux and dr finales#but jesus christ man#I DONT EVEN HAVE ENGAGE#i dont wanna get engage cuz EXPENSIVE and i dont buy dlc ever#but like... if i did get engage... i would want that dlc.........#but also nintendo games dont drop in price EVER so i cant do what i do for playstation games#which is wait for them to be 25 bucks at the store
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What the FUCK is happening to me I haven’t eaten since noon and I’m still not hungry AND I napped (which if you know me at all, you know I never nap because I’m incapable of falling asleep in the day usually) and I feel so unaccountably odd
#lunch was leftover tofu stir fry over top of egg noodles#a bigger lunch than i’m used to for sure but girl it’s 7PM what do you MEAN you’re not hungry#the nap was like 4PM-5:15PM#i was done for the day and turned on wwe (i’m still making my way through old pay per views) and i figured i’d get hungry at some point#but i got tired instead. felt myself fading; turned off the tv and was out like a light. so bizarre#so then benji got picked up at 6 and i figured i’d just go right ahead and buy groceries in the hope that something would inspire me#i got some of my favourite things but i’m still just like uhhhhhhhhh#like girl just get up and make the garlic bread. jesus christ#personal#eta i did just realise i’m probably just sleep deprived bc i’m still getting used to my mouthguard#i can sleep with it in but i think my sleep is kinda shallow#i’ve also had really bad anxiety dreams two nights running now which is.. rude#so that accounts for the nap. why my metabolism though.. i’m normally like some form of ravenous ape
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imagine if i was there this week and i got to argue with sophia after she'd stayed up watching kokkinakis lose in a 5 setter.
#disappointing#we didn't get to try this out#also if i ask him next week how many times sophia called him this week and the number isn't between 1 and 100 then can i break up with him#100 is the maximum#if it's more than 100 then that's not possible no one can survive 100+ phone calls from sophia#but it's a good reason for a break up though#the fact that he's probably spent the ENTIRE WEEK without hearing from sophia#jesus christ#what planet would you have to be on to get that luxury#the sun wouldn't be far enough#like yes he's nice to me and feeds me beef and noodle soup using delicious flat wide noodles that i can't find in the supermarket but#fettucine is the closest i can find#i don't know#it still doesn't look right#anyway#yes he took me to chemist warehouse just to buy femfresh while i shyly fingered the colourful scrunchies#yes he wants to drive me to torquay and then he'll drive back that same day because work the next day#but the fact that he could've spent a WHOLE WEEK without talking to her honestly that's just wrong#imagine having a week off annual leave without thinking about work IN THIS ECONOMY?????????????#ON WHAT PLANET DO YOU NOT WORK ON ANNUAL LEAVE??????
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