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#ramarl#phantasy star online#long tag warning lol i rambled#so i was introduced to phantasy star online#i think its safe to say i really enjoy the game#thank you mr crow for showing me this game :D i have new creatures to scribble now#there shall be more of these doodles#i promise you that#meant to post this wayyyyy earlier today but uh#my car broke down :') ....again :')#last week it wouldn't turn on and the headlights weren't working so we were like ''ok this is a battery issue and i need a new one''#because jumping the car didnt fix it#so we took my old battery to a shop and they tested its charge before showing us which new one we should get#but the battery had charge???????? so we went back home to troubleshoot#and then found the hooks(?idk what they're called) that connected the battery to the car had something corroded on them#so we grabbed a can of coke and scrubbed away#hooked the battery back up and bam car was working#so the issue was those hooks#until two days ago when my car didnt work again#looked at the battery again and the hooks came loose; tightened them up and bam car working again#and now at this point I'm scared to go anywhere cause what if i get stranded on my own??#so this morning i said ''alright I'm gonna drive myself to church just to be sure that my car works''#AND WOULD YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENED#at this point i just wish the damn battery was dead and that i could replace it and move on from this#i know they're a bit pricey but jesus this is exhausting#but i can't just buy a new battery if im not sure that's the actual problem because then I'd have a battery and nothing to do with it#i hate having a car sometimes i just want a bus system#or a jeep#but preferably a bus system#sorry rambles thats a long way of saying i didnt post this earlier because ive been working on my car lol
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it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad
#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit.#ted externally: hey there rupert :)#ted lasso#i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny#ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!#the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI]#trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us#right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right?#ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent!#i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it#and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this#and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :)#trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ
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I'm catching up on last week's episode of My Stand In before today's new episode and just. My fucking god Joe. STAND UP. GET OFF THAT DAMN GROUND. RISE UP OUT OF THOSE TRENCHES. GIRL GET UP. DETACH FROM MING'S DICK. Yes he's cute and is keeping their house, but he's also out here saying fuck no to couple mugs cause they're not together despite living together for awhile now and like.
Also, Sol keeps irritating me every time he shows up being all "I'm too late again." Bitch you haven't even been invited for like two years. What do you mean too late. Grow up, accept it, and move on.
And Tong needs to fuck right off. Telling Joe he's fucking his way to the top when it's so obvious Joe is NOT doing that and Tong's bitchass so clearly is/did.
Joe really just has all these flop ass men around him and I just. It's just so freaking sad. Sorry boo. I still love you but girl.
I hope Joe 2 grows a spine because I can't keep seeing him be brought down by all these men.
#my stand in#my stand in the series#this is just so sad to see#like Ming did buy the mugs in the end but whatever that's not good enough#and it's really sad Joe thought it was#if Ming didn't say Tong's name while drunk Joe would have been like#omg what a great Christmas#even after getting whole ass dismissed by Ming at the damn lunch he took him to#like Jesus Christ Joe#I need him to grow that backbone and make Ming WORK for it as Joe 2#I need that so bad#get some self esteem my god lol#regular clyde
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"Why not?"
"I wish you were a girl."
#hughlander#at first i thought of hughie saying the first quote but the more i thought about it the more it made sense for it to be john HEAR ME OUT..#he was obviously trained to only enjoy the whole “american dream” so ofc that picture perfect look for him would be a woman next to him#while he himself is a piece of shit and cares only about his image he also just doesnt give a shit#(based on his behavior l8r on in the show) he also just doesnt care what anyone has to say especially since in his eyes he is THE strongest#no one can say anything to him and hes untouchable..which is why his odd obsession with hughie will prove to be zero issue#and while he tries to make a connection with hughie in his own overly possesive way hughie holds himself firm with his actions#(lowkey where things gets ooc oh well idc) homelander does try and make SOME sort of attempt in picking at his brain anf at hughie as to#figure out WHY he even is interested in “that loser” and in doing so he eventually finds that hughie for whatever stupid reason#notices that he GENUINELY does care about people and that its not some front like he really does and TRY to see some good in people#so john opens up slightly to him about what people at vought did to him as a kid and its those moments where homelander tries to make it-#light buy hughie looks at him and i mean really /looks/ at him and says “jesus thats fucked Im sorry” and john is absolutely dumbfounded#like so dumbfounded and the god honest yet short comment in regards to him opening up about his past#essentially john starts to feel what he always imagined what “feelings” are supposed to be and after a long time of him and hughie oddly#finding some sort of “middle ground” he tries to pull a move in a moment of odd peace amongst the two and hughie jerks back#john is so confused and i mean REALLY confused#he thought he read all those “signals” right based on the romantic films he was forced to watch why is hughie acting like this?#he doesnt want to even think about what this pain in his chest is and all he can ask is “why not?”
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oh my godddddddddddddddddd you have to be fucking kidding me
#dehumanization one after the other#happens all the time#do yall not understand we need internet to do literally everything in this era#people have to get money out of anywhere they can to pay internet or phone data#people of all states of all towns need to have it#MAYBE if you lived here or MAYBE if you actually spoke to us you wouldnt be this ignorant#this and also the fact we have to be bilingual to be given opportunities#you guys dont know what it's like to live in latam#had i not known english and created a platform i would be starving nobody would buy me commissions jesus fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk#i love socialist tumblers speaking over the people theyre supposedly defending#they'd support any genocidal dictator tyrant the moment he says im a commie!
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johanson pilate...that's the post
#jesus christ superstar#jcs 2000#love a pilate who is just completely shit scared.#partial to the second-to-last gif. it's fucked up from compression BUT i had to keep it that long for his face journey#he is seeing the future.#my gifs#ALSO. i would argue that making him a freak who sleeps beside his armor is in keeping w/ what little we know abt the historical pilate#ie a descendant of a people recently absorbed (by sustained force) into the empire;#whose family was recently raised to eques (knight) rank from the lower class#who groveled and brownnosed for the emperor his entire adult life to get his posting#and who remained insecure and deeply (painfully) loyal to the empire into his stint as governor#so. i'd buy that he sleeps with his stupid chestplate and laurels yeah. especially given imperial paraphernalia/images of the emperor#were to some degree sacred.#i don't think the directors did that for that reason...i suspect they were more about the spectacle than the history. but it's a fun touch.#anyways. i'm normal as you can tell
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ended up splurging on good watercolors when i went out of town and like whyyyyy did i do that lol this is still just as impossible as it was with the cheap supplies
#I RLY DONT GET IT....it turns out hot press paper just does not make it look like anything at all but cold press is#too textured to get lines on#i see videos where ppl use a rly good amt of water (obvs) to the point where it sits on the page until it dries but both papers i have#(baohong and arches) either suck it all up immediately OR immediately buckle and warp as if i was painting on printer paper jesus christ#dont even get me started on um blending colors on paper bc that just does not happen#igts so crazy. + if i finally do get the paint onto the page after fighting then it doesn't even look like watercolor 😭#i want it to look like watercolor thats why i got them....#talkys#anyway i was abt to justify it with ''oh well if i didnt buy them i would have continued thinking about them forever so#that must mean something'' untrue 🫶 i got more lino supplies like a year ago and never used them.#i got gouache a few months ago and have not touched it.#although thats because I lack a creative nature bc i do like gouache...i jst dk what to make. in any medium
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i do not understand where the "suffering is holy" thing came from in christianity esp unnecessary suffering. if someone was sick and miserable and dying a slow and agonizing death and jesus could just like. stop it. jesus would not look at the man and tell him "dw man just keep suffering and you'll get into heaven" he would cure the man by any means necessary. jesus fed the poor even if it required miracles to do so. he took care of the sick. he loved those forgotten about in society. why would he invite ppl to suffer and say they deserve to suffer because god hates them and this is their penance. and christians are supposed to be like jesus. what fucking book did you guys read
#ex catholic posting#like 'what would jesus do' is a phrase for a reason#and no the answer is not starve the poor and take away medicine and laugh at them and buy more guns#i dont think you guys worship jesus i think you just worship money
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louis being with armand as punishment to all three of them. "you'll never make it up to me" - "i know" - "is lestat still in paris". armand accepting this rather than being alone.
#i just#70 years#the scenes in the now when they act all loveydovey#when theres the romantic music when they recount their romantic scenes#thats what makes me most insane#the smiles the handholding the arm around the shoulders#like it's such obvious playacting#THEY know it's fake#daniel obviously isnt buying any of it#i would say 'whats wrong with you people' but they did like 15 episodes detailing exactly whats wrong with them people so#i got the gist#its nuts tho. like they didnt lie. those gay people sure can personality disorder#imagine having forever to be stuck in your trauma and never heal bc youre fucking immortal#half a millennium jesus christ
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who needs kids to pick on them when you already have a built in bully?
#cade’s things#cade’s thoughts 💭#I just love being bullied everyday by my mom#don’t you?#I also just love when she says that she’s gonna go and do things for me but never does or backs out last minute “somebody else can do that”#shoulda never showed her my school outfits like I do not give a damn abt them kids if they pick on me they pick on me but you’re obviously#not gonna care or be told abt it like ??#you really think I give a damn abt them kids who can’t even wash themselves properly ?!?!#also just like I do not dress for them I don’t buy clothes and be like “will I get bullied in this?”#and you talkin bout you tryna help me over an all pink outfit? a pink shirt wit white writing and pink leggings is too much pink?#like it’s a pink outfit that’s the point I don’t care abt them I just wanted to wear it#then I’m giving attitude all for saying that I’ll just pick out another outfit for that day since you don’t like that one#that’s what you said? started goin on a whole rant about how you bought a shirt for them leggings then went ahead and was like#“you’re only gonna be wearing jeans?” like yeah#i don’t have that many pairs of leggings for a 4 day school week#and that outfit was gonna be my only legging outfit but I can’t just wear a pink Regina George shirt and pink leggings wit white shoes that#would be too much pink? okay I really don’t care anymore#then wanna complain about my closet and the fact we’re moving and you don’t wanna spend a whole day packing it up like.#i did not choose to go to a one bedroom apartment where i’mma be living in the dining room area ?!?!#eh whatever#don’t really know why you care it ain’t like you gonna be wearing it and also for the last time I do not care about them kids#they don’t run my life if I got bullied you would not care and blame it on me or my clothes like right now#jesus christ I just can’t
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Y'know it was REALLY goddamn evil and nefarious that the oil fields gave my mom (a single mom working 3 jobs to raise 2 kids) a single $5,000 check in exchange for her signing a nondisclosure to never complain about them.
Of course we fucking took the money. Even with her working 1 full-time job and 2 part-time jobs, she barely made over $1,000 a month. Of course she took the money. We though about moving but we still couldn't afford it. She was so frugal with it, though. It did give us a sliver of financial security for years.
But goddamn. $5,000 is table scraps to them, and they bought her silence with it because she couldn't refuse the chance to slightly lessen the weight of poverty on her family.
#sorenhoots#i remember i was like 11 or something. she didnt know if she should sign it. and its not like we had or knew any lawyers. she had ME read it#over and even i was like “this is a nondisclosure and it means you cant ever talk about anything they do even if they do something terrible”#i recall being very proud of myself for knowing what a NDA was. lord knows where my middle-school self learned that from. she did eventually#have a lawyer of some sort look over it and they said the same thing but.... $5000#it wasnt an option for her. that was more money than wed ever had or saved. she had two kids who would need cars bc we lived so far in the#country. she knew i wanted to go to college. i dont think i ever saw her buy herself clothes before then either. it was money for emergencys#and necessities and birthday presents and road trips and... i often wondered about the person who offered us that. i wondered where they#lived and wondered how much their clothes costed and wondered if their kids got to have art or piano lessons. i wondered if their home was#over 80 degrees in the summer and under 60 in the winter and if they lived in a house that wasnt filled with dangerous spiders (we had nice#spiders too but we did also have Very Dangerous Spiders) and id picture him in his office in a button up and slacks and it would break my#heart that my mom couldnt have all of that. we just had a $5000 check and a vow to not complain.#she still feels earthquakes from it. less nowdays but still. and sometimee it still smells like a jar of hot petroleum jelly. and the attic#smell is worse than ever and the tap water smells like sulfur and wet mold#goddamn what the fuck? jesus christ. she should move.
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Every year
#every year mom asks for a Christmas list and every year she picks it apart and gives me shit abt every single item on ot#it*#i put boxers on there from a specific brand#she goes through the website of said brand which specializes in underwear and goes “eww this looks dirty why would you want anything here??”#and underwear brand#with models that just fucking- stand there modeling the underwear#or pose together cutely#is somehow dirty#or i put a grifters bone shirt on there bc ive been wanting it for a while#she goes through the rusty quill shop and starts fucking interrogating me on what it is and who makes this “shit”#and saying everything is weird and creepy and i should look at the rest of their store 2 “know what kind of creep you're getting stuff from”#like she's actively starting fucking fights and its pissing me off#first blue period now a t-shirt and some goddamn underwear#she lost her shit when she went on etsy 1 time and saw a sticker of the markiplier jesus meme#im so sick of this shit#what does she want me to put on there “extra long bible with glittery highlighters 4 my favowite passages =^-^=”?????#like fuck off#just get the shit on my list and leave me alone or I'll just buy it myself#im 20#im allowed to consume whatever the fuck i want#rant#rant in tags#elliot rambles
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i bought one of those 100 packs of pc sleeves so i could sleeve and re-organize all my pcs and i literally???? ran out as soon as i finished sleeving my bts pcs??????? didn’t even get a chance to get into my budding txt and svt collections. ok
#bro?????#i would never have guessed that i have 100 bts photocards what the actual fuck lmao#i never buy pcs i only keep the ones i pull from albums/dvds#and i don’t think i currently own more than one version of any album except the 2 versions of be and the 2 versions of proof#so ?????? where did all these pcs come from. i don’t know. but i guess i’m a collector#jesus h christ#logging off before i spend more money on organizing my not collection#i just realized. i didn’t even get into my other photocard binders like the dicon or dalmajung ones#that’s where i keep all my mini tour pcs and stuff too. holy shit dude jdkskdks i have so many pictures of these boys help.#.txt#i guess i meant i never buy album pcs i just keep the ones i pull but i do buy mini tour ones a lot
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can we stop supporting blind bags now
theyre a big ass scam & literally gambling for kids
#they drive me fucking insane#JUST LET ME PAY FOR WHAT I WANT#dont trick me into buying shit i dont need#i would BUY THE MERCH#jesus christ they make me so mad#everything i want to buy#is LOCKED IN A FUCKING GAMBLE
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you must bc joking why did I just know learn of the bundle of ff 1-6 for the switch ????? AND WHY IS IT 80 GOD DAMN DOLLARS
#✧ ━ ooc.#u know what I'm not even gonna lie I'm gonna buy it even if it is $75 bc that seems like a steal#the way the only older ff game I've played is 5 and now I can play it and not an an emulator praise jesus#I'm very confused why I didn't know about this sooner considering it released last year#like u think that'd be smth nintendo would mention but whatever#trust and believe I'm buying that and playing all of them
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Im never going to fully recover from Johnny having an entire fucking back tattoo.
#Is it new#It has to be new right#I have to investigate this more#Johnny i cant deal with this#Im so overwhelemed#I have so many fics to write about this#Moz would fucking ruin him if he rolled into bed with that#I just am so#And then a whole minute of him shirtless and giggling and I'm just#Over here struggling to breathe#Jesus christ i already had a tattoo kink#Is it like a double kink if its on Johnny#How much do i need to pay to run my tongue over it once it heals#Johnny if you need any extra retirement money to like buy a second house#Im here and im ready#Please I'm just having such a moment#What if i just revise I Love You to be just Moz coming all over Johnny's back#I mean i just can't okay#johnny
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