#what was I saying

[erinwantstowrite]

i think im not a fan of what dc keeps doing with jason because they keep having him, the abused, become an abuser in some way shape or form. and the classism they don't want to talk about (i am being so for real there is a genuine problem of both writers and readers who do not understand jason's background and it pissed me off so bad because it always shapes their opinion of him in the wrong way and they don't care to even try to listen). and how if they were going to have him come back they should have had delved into his identity crisis and the inherent horror of coming back but not knowing how or why or what to do about it and not knowing what you were doing while dead and having to deal with time jumping forward on you and the fact that you will never get the time back and no one will he the same as they were before you died and how isolating and lonely that would be. and they also definitely weren't prepared for the fact that jason was grieving his life and his death and his hopes for his mother and his dad who didn't get there in time and the dc writers are fucking cowards. which brings me to my next point: why do we keep listening to them about shit because they are quite literally always fighting with each other and projecting their own personal biases into characters (i.e. making them worse than they are/2 dimensional/trying to make them iredeemable so their favorite character gets to shine) and also they are all freaks of nature with a consistent problem of being God Awful People who why would we trust them with these characters. jason todd they don't get you like i do

[mahkinarya]

okay, he'll play

[monocordum]

Naked and close to Watson in a hammam, Holmes is LESS RETICENT and MORE HUMAN than anywhere else, showing his LONG, THIN, NERVOUS ARM. Watson is NEARER him than anyone else, just waiting TO BE USED...

Out of context but by a hair's breadth.

(From The Adventure of the Illustrious Client, February and March 1925 issues of The Strand)

[clonerightsagenda]

J's wife in the latest Hi Nay episode: If no one else is going to MC this polycule I will do it my damn self

[honestlydarkprincess]

when you stopped in the middle of a sentence in your fic writing and you can’t remember what you were gonna say

[moltage]

''you, pretty boy!'' lives in my head rent free

[wordfather]

as a child my autistic ass took everything seriously so when someone told me of the urban legend that 'eating fruit seeds will make you pregnant with fruit' i believed it 100%. for YEARS i would meticulously pick the seeds out of fruit before i ate them, shaking in fear that i would give birth to an assortment of fruit like some fucked up fae curse. wait i never read the bible but what if thats what god wanted eve to do

[spawck]

star trek is so camp. they should do drag costumes based on star trek. no they shouldn't The original show is already practically drag they meed to get ru paul on there. ru paul is already there He is going to come out of the engine like a bug. he IS the engine. what if the ship is just one really big accessory for his outfit. to boldly slay where no man has slain before

[mooncalf87]

Why the hell are all my friends birthdays in April. This is offensive. I'm making a stuffed animal for my irl friend who's birthday is April 14th and then I'm making an animation for a online friend who's birthday is April 26th BITCH WHY DID YOU TWO HAVE TO BE BORN SO CLOSE SMH

[slimepuparibaba]

this is a rlly dumb crack au guys im sorry

okay but like i've been fucking brainrotting for some reason about my versions of my otps of some otome games and twitter is shit and no one rlly reads my tumblr so just

imagine the four of them meeting

so it's like this:

luke and his mc, belle (tears of themis)

victor and his mc, yu (mlqc)

osborn and his mc, jue xiyu (light and night)

ayn and his mc, xiao ling (lovebrush / for all time)

and when they meet its the funniest shit ever because they just talk about all the crazy things that happened to them aklsdjfhaskljdfhaklsjghaskl

Victor: I am the CEO of Loveland Financial Group, but I am also an EVOLver--someone that has enhanced supernatural abilities. Mine is the ability to manipulate time, whether moving to the past and future, or halting it in it's place. I've seen the world nearly come to ruin, but it was all resolved thanks to my dummy, Yu. We still have a long way to go, though. The Laws of our world are never finished with us, but I guarantee that nothing will stop me from finding her. Not time, not space.

Luke: I was a secret agent, but after a mission, I was struck with a chronic illness, so I don't have much time to live. I've been trying to find a miracle that will cure me of it, but nothing so far. I avoided my best friend, Belle, for so long, but after reuniting with her and joining NXX with her, I decided to try and live out what days I might have left and find our miracle, together.

Osborn: Racer by day, bounty hunter by night. I'm a free spirit, really, though I've had my own fair share of mess-ups and troubles. Sometimes, i questioned why I was still here, and argued with myself over and over again. Not to mention I can summon blue flames, which might mean I have God Blood running through me. Whatever it is, though, as long as Xiyu is by my side, I'm fine. After all, my Lil' Xiao Five is my light in the night.

Ayn:

Ayn: i.

Ayn: i am a music student at an academy.

Ayn: that. is dating xiao ling.

Ayn: i guess.

And then meanwhile the girls are all like--

Yu: So it turns out I'm an EVOLver, I became the QUEEN and rewrote the rules of the world multiple times, was stuck in a time loop, and I might... be the CORE or something? It hurts my head, honestly.

Xiyu: Tell me about it. I'm surrounded by angels, ancient foxes, vampires, and I might be related to a God? It's insane, and I don't even know up from down anymore. So much for living the normal fashion designer life, right?

Xiao Ling: Oh, I'm a comic artist, but some of the comics I draw are actually based on alternative realities that I've visited! In each one, I always manage to find my way back to Ayn.

Belle:

Belle: I AM. A LAWYER.

Belle: AS IN I HAVE A LAW DEGREE?

Belle: AND I DEAL WITH. CRIMINAL CHARGES. AND MURDER CASES.

Belle: ...WHAT IS THIS SUPERNATURAL STUFF, I AM SCARED--

in the end, ayn and belle shake hands.

Ayn: Oh, Belle, Xiao Ling is normal like us too. Right, A-Ling?

Xiao Ling: Y-Y... Y-yup!

Belle: *stares at Xiao Ling in astonishment*

Xiyu: ...you didn't tell him about the alternate universes thing, did you?

Xiao Ling: N-nope.

Yu: Thought so.

[noys-boise]

you know how people look back at texts they sent when they were drunk and feel extremely confused?

that's me when i see things i text at around 1-2 am

[hiraethminds]

was going through a bunch as speed paints I plan to delete and found this

Don’t remember drawing this I think I was possessed but i feel the shadows grabbing me by the heels and drawing me back into what ever this drawing was

[monocordum]

Sherlock Holmes to Watson, taken out of context: "I can READ YOUR MIND because I'm in RAPPORT with you, I LOOK YOU IN THE EYES and I know what you're thinking, do you want me to prove it to you?"

Not out of context, in fact

(From The Adventure of the Cardboard Box, January 1893 issue of The Strand)

[stormbreaker-290]

Love how you weren’t active on your blog for a few hours and then immediately reblog your Gay™️ post,,,,,,,,,,, golly, wonder what you were up to /silly /silly /silly

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