#what timeline am i living in

[blu-ish]

Things are about to get a whole lot more sus.

[valfeathers]

krul wip omg omg 

[backmygirlhood]

i'm at my uni library and the guy at the front desk sang the great war when i walked past him... we are truly living in Taylor Swift World™ rn

[honey-oak]

I’m a bit over a year into it but living with family while working from home is an absolutely surreal experience.

I will quite literally be clocked into my job while also being requested to take someone else’s dog out into the snow because they are “busy”. What are they so busy with?? Deleting spam emails. Like it is a urgent, time sensitive task

[shsl-box-worshipper]

HEX DRAWING CODE LYOKO FANART?!?!?!

IN THE YEAR OF OUR HORROR BEYOND COMPREHENSION, 2024?!?!?!

Inspired by a GunnarTVLive video in which he watches an episode of Tool Academy, a reality TV show from the 2000s

[starry-bi-sky]

danny and officer martinez's relationship in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" in a nutshell:

Martinez: FREAK! GET YOUR FUCKING KID!

Battinson, on the other side of the crime scene: he don't bite

Martinez, with Nightingale firmly attached his arm, visibly biting him: YES HE DO!

*points at them* Danny is the Bugs Bunny to Martinez's Elmer Fudd.

Another Officer: i can't believe you're fighting with an actual twelve year old. Martinez: i swear to god that is not a twelve year old, that is a little hellion that crawled out of batman's shadow one dark and stormy night and decided to dedicate his existence to tormenting me. Officer: Are you really that mad about him putting a sticky note on your back-- Martinez: thats not the point

in danny's defense: the word "freak" is. a mini beserker button for him for.... obvious ghostly reasons, so like, even if its not directed at him, he still very much unappreciates Martinez's insults at Battinson. Danny may or may not be projecting.

he's not going to hurt the guy! not in any serious or permanently disfiguring way at least! But he is going to leave mean sticky notes on the square part of his spine that he can't reach, and stick salt in his 3AM Late Night Crime Scene Coffee, and kick the bottom of his heel while he's walking so he stumbles. And other petty, infuriating things that tally up and boil over, over time.

[housecow]

I'd pay so much money to hear you give a lesson on paleontolgy. Whenever you write about you seem so formal and passionate ✨️

this is sooooo sweet but i guarantee you don’t want this bc the first lesson would be on terminology and the geologic timeline, some of the most boring but fundamental shit 😭😭

or, hear me out—that but my feeder is stuffing me more and more. the lesson keeps getting interrupted by sips of weight gain shake and many belly rubs

[iridescentoracle]

i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[jintsuki]

oh the last two episodes about to destroy me

[catgirljaneway]

Tuvok and Kathryn and the time Kathryn destroyed the timeline get Tuvok back.

/I Swear Somewhere This Works - Trista Mateer/

[mail-me-to-hell]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

You really didn't think that one through huh?

idk if im sobbing, wheezing, or choking on my tea <3

[fauxspirited]

ok wait now it’s an overnight trip??? i was expecting bare minimum like him asking me to be his valentine IF ANYTHING. but now he’s saying he’s picking me up at 6:30pm on the 14th, to dress nice, and pack an overnight bag? BRO?

not me holding my breath cus he texted me to take off of work on the 15th 😶

[crowleysgirl56]

For some inexplicable reason, last year I recall looking up info about Georgia Tennant and could have sworn I thought I read her birth year was 1983. So when the recent pictures of her early birthday shenanigans came out I suddenly realised I’ve incorrectly been under the impression that I was a year younger than her rather than being almost a year older.

The only explanation I can come up with for this weird Mandela Effect is that I must have slipped into some alternate reality. Here’s hoping the reality I fell into isn’t the Darkest Timeline where Trump is still somehow equal favourite to win the presidency, Neil Gaiman is a r*pist, and season 3 of Good Omens might not go ahead because of said allegations….whats that?…FUCK!

[jeeaark]

I don’t like these books :( I vote for option 2! Greygold’s influence AND the healthier died is working wonders for Emps!

Puns are the best. Though, I hope he doesn’t get so bad that GreyGold considers it…

….

PUN-ishment

Yeeaaaah, Other Timeline Emps still got some issues to sort out. Let's just say Greygold wasn't uh. quite around as much to help Emps out with that.

Is cool. WIP with what's up with that.

BUT AYE! I AGREE. Option 2 is most ideal. More silly-oriented and worth any and all pun-ishment that ensues