#what the fuck??
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KATEEEEEE 😩😩😩😩😩
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. but I have to say it.
"pretty boy" is insane. what straight man calls his coworker PRETTY BOY.
that's INSANE.
#like Moreid is not one I necessary believe was supposed to be canon.#(like... Destiel is very obviously a love story they chickened out of. and I could argue that comics!Stony really improves the arcs.)#but THEE 'Derek talks about you' line and pretty boy???#WHAT THE FUCK??#CM#Moreid#Derek Morgan#Spencer Reid#'Talky talky talky'
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HOMESTUCK^2 FUCKING UPDATED ????
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Artist's rendition of my fucking face upon realising the film with Edward Norton in it that I put on in the background while drawing cause everyone was on about it is actually THREE FUCKING HOURS LONG??????????????????
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BROTHER WHY DID NO ONE MENTION THAT BIT??? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ITS ABOUT!! I LIKE TO GO IN TO THESE THINGS BLIND!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???!!!! 😦😦
I clicked play. And screamed.
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IS THAT MICHAEL SHEEN??? IT FUCKING IS MICHAEL SHEEN!!! WHO LET HIM IN HERE??? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL EVER LOVING FUCK IS HE DOING HERE. WHO LET HIM OUT OF HEAVEN. Oh my god. Aziraphale. Heaven. Kingdom of heaven. Oh my god is this where he went when he left Crowley. Oh shit. My god. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS DO MY FROM MY HEAD PIECE OF A FUCKING ANGEL AND NOW HERE I AM SCREAMING DOWN THE PHONE CAUSE MICHAEL SHEEN HAS JUST POPPED UP IN MY EDWARD NORTON SATURDAY NIGHT SUNDAY MORNING FILM THAT IS THREE HOURS INSTEAD OF THE EXPECTED ONE OR TWO!!
Oh my god it's got Jamie Lannister in it. Why did no one decide to tell me this film has an all star sodding cast??!!!! And the lad from pirates of the Carribbean what the actual hell
#kingdom of heaven#my ass was like#well if its not any good its fine cause im only sat here watching it while drawing for art anyway#BROTHER??!!!!!!!!!#WHAT THE FUCK??#IS IT ANY GOOD????#edward norton#i actually cant believe this shit i just went to check the timestamp and im like you what mate#yknow its bad when my sona is given a mouth#my sona does not have a mouth#or a nose for that matter#michael sheen#what the actual fuck man#good omens#help me.#aziraphale
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sonic prime really trying to make me ship sonadow like it's no big deal
#like what the fuck#finally getting around to watching the 3rd season#and like#what the fuck??#that part#where shadow realizes nine wants sonic's energy#???#you can't do this to me#you're meeting all my standards#sonic prime#ramblings of a mad man#sonadow#oops. forgot ppl dont like ship stuff sometimes
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for jadeite, is zhonglis human identity considered missing in his world? would it be weird that he disappeared at that time? also did the other qiqi switch bodies to our qiqi?
yep, he's considered missing. as for qiqi, you'll have to find out hahah,,
#hu tao had suspected he was an adeptus of sorts#but when rex lapis fucking dies and there's not a single adeptus unaccounted for in their latter joint investigation w the qixing#she's like#oh my god#was zhongli actually the geo archon#what the fuck??#she has a quiet meltdown and doesn't tell anyone#i can't think of anyone else who would make the connection#so to everyone else it's just that mister zhongli tragically went missing#but hu tao is the only one who knows for sure that he's dead#actually we could make the archon quest revolve around hu tao trying to get the traveler to help her make a funeral for rex lapis#while not knowing how to go about doing so#and trying not to let it slip that the stuff she ends up settling on is bc of things she thinks zhongli would've liked#the traveler: why would rex lapis want this random assortment of things for his funeral rites#hu tao; thinking about zhongli: uhhhh-#idk how this would all play out with the fatui#but since the contract was never technically fulfilled#i think the tsaritsa knows that she's still beholden to it and so she can't exactly tell tartaglia what was going on#and signora thinks it's funny that he'll never know and she ends up accidentally taking the secret to the grave#so childe never finds out either
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the three states of being (according to the qsmp eggstatistics):
1. alive 2. dead 3. ?
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Your metas are very fun! Would you write one on the glimpses we see of the Darkling's rule?
Thank you, friend! 😉
Ooh, I love that subject. But, unfortunately, we only have crumbs of it and that's extremely frustrating.
It's actually hilarious how people accuse the Darkling of being an evil ruler while the only evidence we have of his rule as King is him holding court and signing paperwork.
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It's a duty that he took seriously and showed responsibility instead of laziness (*cough Alexander *cough*).
But I must say that he found himself in an extremely difficult situation. He was very unlucky because he had little money and the war was still ongoing.
What's more, he found resistance from Nikolai whenever the former tried to bring food to his army:
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It's laughable how people go: "The Darkling was an incompetent king" when we have him being sabotaged by everyone.
- The royal vaults insufficient to cover the expenses of the war.
- The supplies for his army being cut off by Nikolai's forces.
- No navy.
- No allies.
The man didn't have a chance.
But! He proved to be strategically capable when he formed an alliance with Fjerda:
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It was a big, risky step but, nevertheless, admirable. Fjerdans are Ravka's biggest enemy and the Grisha's greatest persecutors. But Aleksander put aside his pride and their differences because he had an army to feed.
So (from what little material we have) Aleksander showed himself to be a wise, reasonable, dedicated, focused, strategically capable, responsible king. But, sadly, the circumstances were against him and he had little to work with.
And let's not forget how many desertions occurred from the First Army. Most otkazat'sya didn't like the Grisha and they certainly didn't want one as their king.
#he needed a whole miracle#but I must say that he did really good and kept his cool despite all of it#random but the fact that Nikolai directly let his own people starve just because he wanted to thwart the Darkling 😭😭#what the fuck??#lovely asks#anon asks#the darkling#aleksander morozova#pro aleksander morozova#pro darkling#ruin and rising#grishaverse#shadow and bone#grishaverse trilogy
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therapist: ai generated trump isn't real. he can't hurt you
ai generated trump:
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What the fuck
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What is this MCU bullshit????
I thought bringing Max back is just a one time thing for quick cash grab they're building a fucking franchise out of it??? In a series where for all intend and purpose should be about different peoples lives and different powers and struggles???
Are they gonna have a LiS super team or something like what are we doing here decknine???
#life is strange#life is strange double exposure#life is strange spoilers#life is strange double exposure spoilers#I though I couldnt be more disappointed in the direction of this franchise#guess I was wrong#what the fuck??#seriously what the fuck
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you ever just exist as a fictive but like in the Wrong way according to fandom because you don't fit In with the most popular headcanons about your source self. it sucks here lol
#like ............. cbcndncncnrjfhf#i am not aro/ace in the slightest sorry. in fact i may be the complete opposite. VERY hypersexual and romantic#and like i said on discord something something 'hey this guy gives off autistic vibes so he MUST also be aro/ace!' which! guys! hey guys??#what the fuck??#like am i go8ng insane or ????!!?!?!?!!#like i hauve thoughts and feelings on this but i can't word them <== the thought disorderrr but im just annoyed#gets really close to the microphone. i DID fuck that triangle. i DID. hwith my dick and everythingUSJDDKFKFKSKFMFK#'was it for science' oh yeah at first. anyways#pk;m flo✋
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I was playing a hat in time in class earlier and as soon as the conductor appeared the boy next to me went to my screen and said "AYOOOO DAYM what r his gyatt levels??" I'm shaking what the fuck
#a hat in time#ahit conductor#WHAT DO YOU MEAN#WHAT THE FUCK??#he then had the audacity to call it cringe ????#LMAO what
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i think i have a ghost in my room and I'm not joking here
#my kitten just suddenly started staring off into empty space and now he keeps following something with his eyes and silently hissing#what the fuck??
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I just finished Angie’s route and…
#resident lover#angie beneviento#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#OH MY GODS#WHAT THE FUCK??#NO SPOILERS BUT SOAKKEDKK WHYYY#WHYYYYY#I’M SOBBING WHY DID YOU DO THIS
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Boyfriend kept talking about kirby lore so now im going down the wildest rabbit hole holy shit
#IT JUST KEEPS GOING??#WHAT THE FUCK??#I thought it was a cute franchise that only occasionally got a bit creepy#WHAT???#this lore is SO convoluted im convinced you'd have an easier time figuring out the KH lore#kirby#kirby series
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