#thunder bring(h)er~ ⚡️

[lightninglux3]

An echo filled the room, storm clouds slightly heavier than usual

'Gay bitch'

a Voice spoke out, sounding awfully similar to Zeus'

(I'm not sorry :3)

- @lightning-wielder

*Zeus paused and looked at the place where the voice came from.*

“Bitch? The fuck? You’re me and I know it. You’re just a different version. So, if I’m a “gay bitch” then so are you. Fucker.”

[lightninglux3]

“Ohhh my little headache brain baby.. :,(”

@athena-goddess-of-wisdom @mind-of-the-warrior @the-warrior-of-the-mind (hello moots.. >:3c)

[lightninglux3]

“Yeah? And what was it you did exactly?? Because they kept asking to peg me so..”

*He leaned back in his chair and looked at her.*

@hera-of-peacocks @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[lightninglux3]

"Yoooooo. So like, self love is dope. ANYWAYS-"

Insert like 10 secs of make-out noises Zippy does not feel like describing.

"SO, HOW YA DOING TODAY???"

- @lightning-wielder

*He is obviously shocked once again but this time grabs him by the shoulders and pushes him back slightly.*

“IM NOT DOING GOOD NOW?? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS??”

[lightninglux3]

“Is that why that little fucking twink boy was trying to offer me chocolates this morning?!”

Wanted!

Dead or alive (preferably dead) one known as Mazi.

Reason: stole my fucking husband after cheating with him.

i will reward whoever can bring me his head with whatever they want (except for my husband he's mine)

(Ps dont tell eros or zeus)

@the-great-emperor-commodus @that-roman-arsonist @the-goddess-aphrod1te @cloak-of-ares @god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes @change-and-flourish

[lightninglux3]

"I'm gonna go kill myself for this."

*insert make-out noises*

"OKAY, GOOD TALK. SEE YA."

- @lightning-wielder

*He just stood there. His brain took a second to process it but when he did he immediately went red. WHAT THE FUCK??*

“WH- NO YOU CANT JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT WTF?!”

[lightninglux3]

"Zeus." Her eyes widened slightly, gripping the silk of her dress to ground herself. "... You're..." No. This wasn't her Zeus. It was another. "Zeus, darling, how have you been?" She said instead, striding over to him. "You know I hate it when you're not around." -🦚

(do i need to say it?)

“Hera. My darling. I know how you hate being alone my love..~!” *He leaned close holding her chin. Perfume. Another woman’s perfume.. not her Zeus.. no..*

“I’m SO sorry I left you waiting for me as long as I had..” *He said flashing her that fake smile that he always gave her and held her cheek as he kissed her forehead, still not wanting to kiss her lips.*

( @hera-of-peacocks HI BOOKIE)

[lightninglux3]

:{

“>:(“

*Thats his butt chat. That’s for his wife only.*

[lightninglux3]

*He catches her and spins her around.. his little baby bird.. so little once more.. he laughed a bit and put her in his hand, Squishing her little face gently.*

“Look at you, getting so good at flying, my baby bird!” *He said to her. His baby.. his.*

*He is teary eyed. His little baby.. his living headache.. his brain baby..*

“Thena. Come here my little baby..” *He is holding his hands out. He needs to hold her NOW.*

(Hi man :3 @lightninglux3 )

DAD! DAD!

-Athena quickly flies up to him- her flight is still pretty wobbly. She looks so excited-

[lightninglux3]

"... Zeus? I believe I should speak with you about something." Hera looked at the floor, anxiety lacing her voice. -🦚

(you know who i am bish /affectionately. Also Hera *might* be telling him about that one time she kinda cheated by marrying other Zeus ( @lightning-wielder )

“Hmm..? What is it Hera I’m.. busy.” *He isn’t busy but.. that’s what he wants her to believe.. he was looking down at her as he sat up more and tilted his head slightly.*

“Is this about that other Zeus. The one that’s shorter than me?” *He asked already seeming to know.*

@hera-of-peacocks

[lightninglux3]

Give me my way

A Zeus rp blog.

Some of this might not be canon

Enjoy your time here.

‼️TW Zeus is a piece of shit so. That will be how he’s portrayed. Sorry in advance.‼️

Tags

Zeus- Thunder bring(h)er~ ⚡️

Interactions- Show them I’m the judgement call!~ 👑

Other gods interactions- What more can I do for you?~ 🔱

Sibling interactions- I’ll be here till I’m nothing..~ 🥂

Angst interactions- Such a bad idea- I can’t get enough..~ 🤍

Fluff interactions- Why not make it a game?~ 🌼

Romantic interactions- Just fall into me, my darling!~ 💛

[lightninglux3]

"Zeus, love, have you seen Ares? I can't seem to find him-" Hera walked in, pausing mid-sentence as she noticed Zeus's smirk. "Zeus? What did you do?" -🦚

“.. let’s say.. I’m giving the boy a lesson in respect. You’ll be mad but, it’s necessary.”

*He then held up the jar, swishing it around slightly Ares was inside the jar.*

@hera-of-peacocks @cloak-of-ares

[lightninglux3]

“I beg your pardon my sweet daughter. I have never done drugs in all of my days!”

*He is a lair. He his sparkle eyed with something that was NOT him.. And he was smiling as he squeezes her like a child with a stuffed bear.*

“There’s my darling daughter..” *He picks her up and hugs her. He doesn’t care he loves his baby.*

“How’s my little owlet today hmm? You spreading wisdom? Yeah?” *He asks, still holding her almost talking to her like a baby.*

(Hiii @lightinglux3)

*Athena stiffens and is unsure what to do.* I am well. Father, don't take this the wrong way but did you get Moly from Hermes.

[lightninglux3]

pissing all by yourself handsome?

“WHAT..”

[lightninglux3]

Did you leave the jar to punish him? Have you already punished like this, or just threatened?

“I’ve threatened and pulled it out to scare him but this time. He’s going into the jar. He can try and fight me but he’s got bodily weak points. So I just poke him there and he’s completely disabled.”

“So he’s going into whether he liked it or not.”

[lightninglux3]

[... Yeah, no, his office was trashed.

Hares that ran around and kicked everything out of sheer hatred, knocking everything over, creating a mess. Roosters making an attempt at flying around, dirtying up the place and screeching obnoxious calls. The floor was no better, ink and sand was thrown around.

There were only a few who had the balls creativity to do this...]

— @the-speedster-god

*The thing was.. Zeus almost immediately knew who had done it. He took a deep breath. Hera had been coaxing him to do deep breathing to calm his temper.. he cleared his throat.*

“Hermesss.. I have a message for you to deliver!” *He said his voice dripping with false sweetness as he walked around to his desk and pushed one of the roosters off as he waited for the messenger.*