#what the everloving shit

[cadene]

Two days until The Three Body Problem drops.

Regardless of how it's received, I hope Netflix renews it for the other two seasons for one reason and one reason only:

I want to see that batshit ending in live action.

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

[cringefail-clown]

dirkkat has been consuming me for the past few days i cannot stop thinking about the potential of this ship istg

[plastic-teflon]

Mouthwashing ruined me

[tlou-obsessed]

"Bella looks like a child"

"Bella should've been recasted they don't look like adult enough"

Fuck right off, they definitely looks so much more mature and older.

[rubysandviper]

do u think ronald mcdonald is a dom r sub

You come to my window and say this.

Why.

Why must i be tortured.

I am not the seven's strongest fighter please no more battles i beg them.

[clovreat3r]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????

WHAT IS THE IS?? PETA WHAT THE HELL

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Kirby visuals: omg look at him hes such a round pink cutie he rides on the star hes made of love and friend shaped

Kirby lore:

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

me: I think I have been holding this grudge for too long and letting it control me. I need to let go of it. I'm going to let go of it. Whew. That feels a little better. Like leaves in a stream. Hell yeah dude, I'm getting a lot better at this.

LITERALLY ONE DAY LATER

person I have the grudge against: *repeats the exact same behavior that irritated me so much the first time*

me: motherfucker not again

[jekyllnahyena]

so.

learned about rosquez

what the everloving fuck

[stinastar]

So my hairdresser said that women need to respect each-other more, and if they did there would be no cheating. Men can’t help themselves because they have a biological urge to spread their seed.

So. I need a new hairdresser. And I’m mad about it.

[cookie-waffle]

Me watching people on this site with LGBT pfps turn into antisemitic trump supporters because they think that’s gonna somehow stop an entire genocide

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

sorry what?????😃

[cringefail-clown]

hal pitbull

[mamirhodessxox]

I saw the horror movie Immaculate starring Sydney Sweeney last night and it was so good but so fucked up, that was the scariest movie i probably watched that recently came out, it’s psychologically horrifying & literally had me shitting bricks watching it in the theater last night. 10/10

I definitely recommend the movie but if you can’t handle violence like finger breaking or loss of a tongue (yeah that was fucked up.) i would not recommend this movie to those who just don’t handle gore ish moments in movies, especially if you have a weak stomach.

For those who are curious on what this movie is about the desc says it is about An American nun embarks on a new journey when she joins a remote convent in the Italian countryside. However, her warm welcome quickly turns into a living nightmare when she discovers her new home harbours a sinister secret and unspeakable horrors.

This movie is about The lore of Catholicism is gruesome enough to fill a thousand horror movies. A picture in which a demure young nun is lured to a spooky-opulent Italian convent for nefarious purposes isn't such a stretch.

But for those who have an interest on psychological horror & violence horror I would definitely recommend this movie, at first I thought this was a more paranormal involved movie with ghosty shit but it doesn’t, either way it was still pretty fucking scary.

All of the information on the movie I listed came from google btw!

[sureuncertainty]

if i have to see one more post about disney from people who don't work here or at least live in the area i'm gonna lose it