#concept: Lloyd tries not being the green ninja after the merge

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Ninjago Headcanons

I was just absolutely bored and thought about a lot of things the Ninja would either like or dislike randomly. I love Headcanons of anything and wondered why I haven't made one myself. Picrew I used:

Kai Zoro Smith

-16-23 years old

-He/They

-Bisexual

-5"6

-Filipino/Chinese

-Alcoholic

-His parents couldn't decide what his name should be

-Perverted as a joke

-Wears contact lenses instead of glasses

-Doesn't know how to tell Cole he likes him and can only resort to make sexual innuendos

-Loves the whole "being famous" thing

-Has Hentai hung up on his wall. Nobody knows the reason but he claims it's because it's funny

-Big Brother attitude despite not being the oldest

-Gives good hair tips

Nya Smith

-14-20 years old (two years younger than Kai)

-She/Her

-Lesbian Asexual

-5"11

-Filipino/Chinese

-Also alcoholic but more fancy

-Girlboss

-Her eyes turned blue as a result merging with the sea (originally brown)

-Tried to hint at Skylor that she likes her but they just came off as friendly compliments

-Jet pilot

-Loves cosplaying

-Best older sister you could have

-Sassy when need be

Lloyd Montgomery Garmaddon

-7 years old(before tomorrow's tea), 16 years old(mentally), 19 years old (physically)>>> Staggered aging

-Shares birthdays with Kai because he never had a birthday party with his family

-He/Him (Trans)

-AroAce

-6"10 (Oni growth spurt)

-Japanese (Or... Whatever Ninjago is supposed to be)

-Candy and sugar addict

-Furrowed his eyebrows so much that he still sometimes look mad when he's not

-Has been encouraged to cry more because it's healthy and now cries mid-battle because of feeling overwhelmed

-Green eyes when he's strong, black eyes when he's weak or sick

-More of mommy issues than daddy issues

-Has a lisp because of his protruding Oni canines

-Just really nice and deserves better in life

-Once cursed at god for torturing him so much

Jay Walker Gordon

-16-23 years old

-A few months older than Kai

-He/Him (Trans>>Fully transitioned)

-Pansexual

-5"3

-British/Japanese

-Oddly enough, is obsessed with eating mushrooms

-So great at acting that you can't tell if he's forcing the smile or not

-His eyes glow slightly in the dark

-When he feels strong emotions, he has sparks coming out of him

-Soft and chubby cheeks

-Likes rhythm Games way too much

-DnD geek

-Makes the best nicknames for his friends

-He and Kai are weeb duos

Zane Julien (Model S.D.04-0305XX)

-42 years old(Original form), 63 years old (Titanium Form+ Never-Realm), 25 years old (when asked)

-His algorithm suggests he acts that age

-He/They

-Asexual

-6"

-His model stands for Security Droid 04 (4th invention by Dr. Julien) 03.05 is his birthday. (The XX is because I have no idea what year it is in Ninjago :) )

-Built to look African/European

-Actually likes the taste of motor oil

-Sassy fahsionista

-Will judge you based on what you wear and solely that

-Does not believe in the arbitrary concept of gender

-Likes to stay in his titanium form but will quickly switch to artificial skin for photos

-His blood and bio-components are blue so in turn, his eyes are also blue by default

-Has a remote control but doesn't let any of the ninja use it

-Lean but muscular

-Likes musicals and jazz

Cole Brookestone

-19-26 years old

-The older he gets, the more he acts like a teen since he spent his teen years being mature

-He/Him

-Homosexual

-6"3

-Indian/African

-Was first given cake when he was a year old because he was crying and Lilly couldn't think of anything else

-Sleepy eyes

-Has a back tattoo that says "Fuck the Unjust"

-Beefy

-Lava Zombie King

-Gaming guru

-First kiss was with Zane while they were drunk

-Dad friend

-Still calls Wu his "Cole Jr." And "Little Master"

-Lovely singing voice when he tries

-Strong neck due to constant headbanging

-Has tinnitus from listening to really loud Metal

-Used to smoke but stopped after Lloyd joined the team

-Occasionally smokes weed and gets high with Jay

-Visits his mom every Wednesday and sends his letters by burning them in her grave. Sometimes brings her pizza because that was her favourite

-Homophobic dad :(

-Supportive mom :)

-Has a big crush on Kai and tried and failed to confess to him

Niel Antoine Jean-Marc

-19 years old

-His birthday is on April Fool's and he hasn't received a single serious gift on that day. He does get one a day later

-He/Him (Trans)

-Homosexual

-5"4

-Indonesian/French

-Had a huge crush on Kai

-A big soft kid

-Smells like candy and sweets

-Has mommy issues

-Anger issues on legs

-God of rhythm games

-"What BPM is this song?"

-Horrible eyesight and can't wear contact lenses

-Still sounds like a kid, which he hates

-Coffe addict

-Soft hair. The victim of people playing with his hair

-The bow represents his freedom of expression (meaning: he can dress femininely and is still a man) and also an hommage to his dad

-Mint isn't actually his favourite colour. It's yellow

-Loves cheese

-Alcoholic and likes cheap booze. Anything that'll get him drunk

-Romantic and shy in front of his yin

-Has a permanent UwU face

-Soft and chubby boye

-Listens to Kawaii EDM/speedcore and kawaii lo-fi

-Self-projection :(

Alec Eismith

-19 years old

-He was supposed to have a twin brother but he died shortly after birth due to complications

-He/Him

-Omnisexual

-5"6

-Indonesian/German

-Can come off as a cocky bastard but is actually a hopeless romantic

-Can not stop boasting about his boyfriend

-Total Kai behaviour

-Can't think up of good pick up lines

-An actually normal human without trauma!

-Obvious and oblivious

-Thirst trap

-Nice guy

-PDA

-Can't think when flustered

-Jealous

-Obsessed with eating apples

-Horny on main

-Feels disappointed in himself when he makes a simple mistake

-Monster Energy drinker

-Can't catch up with new slang or trends

-Likes green