#what is this broooooooooooooo

[footballshowrot]

i think i hauve covid

[broke-on-books]

My fuckin apologies to everyone who had that monster of a post dropped on them this fine Friday. I will now proceed to take a shower and plan for tomorrow like a responsible person and pretend my whole world has not being totally wonderfully shattered and rush off to watch a kids movie from 1979 like I truly desire to

[deyasworld]

@aduah

Anyone have official vatican-sanctioned anime mascot of the Catholic church on their 2024 bingo?

[kryptonian-tree]

universe give me a job or i’ll kill myself :D

[sugaggukkie]

I WATCHED THE FUCKING AMYGDALA MUSIC VIDEO AND BRO

[idk-i-want-mcl-content]

(spoilers for ep 9 Thomas route) BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

Thomas: Have you ever felt like you don't belong in your place?

Candy: Yes, I've felt that...

Thomas: Then, you understand what I'm talking about. For me it was always like that. Everywhere. And when I was like five or six years old, I've convinced myself that I would feel like this anywhere I went on Earth. So logically, I belonged somewhere else. But I didn't exactly knew where... That's when I started to be curious about the millions of other worlds around us.

Candy: (He says this calmly, and I can't help but feel a lump on my throat just by listening to him talk about this)

Thomas: Now I come here mostly because of nostalgia. And the stars keep their mystery, their magic... Since I joined Devenementiel, I've had a much dominant feeling of belonging. I felt it too since I met you. I've never brought anyone here before.

[littlemessyjessi]

hello ma'am! i dunno if You still accept requests... if You don't, just ignore me, please. but if do, then lucky me!

some time ago i saw posts, where in one an author compared, what bts member is most to least likely to date a chubby/plus size person and why, and in the second one, set up a list: "how many drinks it would take a bts member to hook up with a plus size girl".

tbh the second post gave me '???' reaction, but i saw Your plus size oriented works and couldn't help but think, what would You think about that ideas and how would You do it.

if that's something You would like to write, im so excited to read Your thoughts! 🫶

BTS Members and a Plus Size Reader Partner: Thoughts and Vibes

Hello, darling!

I AM still taking requests for BTS x plus size reader at the moment!

Thank you so much for reaching out!

I appreciate you!

As far as my thoughts go, they are as follows. Let's stretch and begin.

Regarding the first topic: Well, I don't think there is anything inherently wrong with this topic. I mean, plus size is just another variety of person like blond or green eyes or freckles or whatever. I don't really think there's a problem with saying who you think might or might not be into a more cushiony body type for a partner.

But just.... why? I feel like some do this from a pure point of view just out of curiosity. But some do it to be mean... in which case... I'm going to tell Jimin to hit them with a stick.

However, regarding the second topic. .... wtf?

On the one hand, I get HOW people post that and don't get massacred. We live in a society where thin is presented as prime and best.

Not to say that there is anything wrong with slender. There is 100% not and to shame anyone for their body type, regardless of that body type, is WRONG. Again, if you're bullying anyone over their appearance like that.... I'm telling Jiminie and he will get you.

And honestly, if you rely on picking apart someone's physical appearance in a negative way... it kinda seems like a sign of low intelligence.

Like really? I mean, that's kinda of a fucking joke. It's literally amusing sometimes. Not the bullying. Just the audacity is straight up funny sometimes.

I get it. The world's standards are fucked and SK Beauty standards are so unobtainable in general. Blah, blah, blah.

However, to elude to the fact that they would have to be absolutely hammered to be with a larger person?

Brooooo..... that's so fucked up.

If I were any one of them, I'd be straight up pissed for anyone ever even having the audacity to THINK they knew what my preferences were or weren't. Or rather I'd be pissed that they thought they knew me enough to speak on them and that I would need to be intoxicated to find attractive what that writer didn't.

Like broooooooooooooo. In this day and age? Body shaming? Still doing that?

It's giving small brain energy.

It's giving insecure.

It's giving very much stagnant personality and lack of growth.

How embarrassing ....

Here's the thing, none of us know what they like or don't like. We're not them. We can't read their minds. We can imagine though. The difference lies in the details. To ask how many drinks it would take is to insinuate that the plus size person is therefore less than and the member would be in need of a mind altering substance to even consider being with a fat person. Which is fucked. What is wrong with some of these people?

Now, If I were going to write this, I would instead go about it like this.

What each member loves about dating a plus size body. Like, in theory what they might like based on what little information they have released to us. Or what they might like the best about being in a mixed size relationship. Stuff like that.

But shit! I wouldn't be like... "Oh fuck, how many shots do you think it would take Jimin to bang a fatty?"

Like bro, whaaaaat?

I feel like poor Namjoonie would catch second hand embarrassment just reading that shit.

Also, I would never be so stupid as to assume that A, Jimin would play that game or B, that the shots would even touch him.

The man drinks like a fish. I'm almost certain he's part merman or siren or Poseidon him damn self.

I don't know. I can't focus on Jimin for very long.

He tricks me with the cute, lures me in with sweet and then when I get there and I think I'm safe, he turns on the sexy shit.

Mother fucker is out to get me. I'm telling ya'll.

And he fucking knows it.

Anyway, thank you so much for sending in this ask! It was fun to explore and great responding to you! Please enjoy this Koo with a bow and a bunny smile.

Love, K

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[makoodles]

*Ahem*

Jake likes being on the receiving end of some good ol’ dumbification. Whether it be by his best friend of forever and mate, Reader, or his first mate and the mother to his children, Neytiri, Jake absolutely goes feral if he’s treated like he’s stupid. Talk to him in a patronizing and condescending tone, he loves it.

You’re asking if he knows about Archimedes' Principle of Buoyancy? Of course not, he’s a stupid himbo.

Bernoulli who? Jake doesn’t know them, you should scold him about his pea-sized brain.

Fourier's Law of Heat Conduction? What’s that? Can Jake eat it?

In short, Jake lives for when you make him feel stupid.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk :)

-🐋 anon

HORNY THOUGHTS HORNY THOUGHTS HORNY THOUGHTS HORNY THOUGHTS

BROooooooOOOoooo bimbo jake makes my mouth water i'm ?? jesus i'm sweating

imagine double teaming him with neytiri? i just KNOW he'd be whimpering!!

[ghostlyplug]

Broooooooooooooo you should put an actual pfppppppppppp I feel like I’m always talking to a bot 😭😭😭

Idk what pfp to do but i definitely need one🙏🙏i’ll start looking

[stargazinglesbian]

i sent my best friend a tiktok... AND SHE SENT THE EXACT SAME ONE BACK TO ME FIVE MINUTES LATER LIKE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID I DO TO YOU???????????

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

AYO WHAT THE HELL NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

dally can’t close his eyes at night. gunshots reverberate in his mind and flashes of red and blue fill his eyes. the image of someone’s body—the body of someone far too young to be so bloody—limply falling to the hard ground replays in his mind. the maroon seeps into the crevices of the concrete in the alleyway and sears itself into dally’s mind like a tattoo being inked into his soul. he tosses and turns, an empty buzzing of a dead light in his room filling the emptiness and silence in his room. silence isn’t a thing for him anymore, he forgets what it sounded like.  silence fills him with pain and sorrow and it makes him feel a loneliness that only crawls through his body in the darkest of nights where even the goddess of the moon weeps behind the thick clouds that cover her.

if dally closes his eyes at night, no longer can he escape the terrors that plague his brain, that plague his heart, that plague his ability to be anything close to what one would consider “normal”. he lost that perception of himself when the cold metal of the handcuffs strangled his wrists and forced his hands behind his back for a crime he didn’t commit. the red and blue that flashed and covered the walls of the buildings as the sirens screamed in the background burned the awful day into his memory. he doesn’t even remember where the actual criminals went, just that he was suddenly considered one.

as he stares at the ceiling, days of the past flash in his mind and he rolls over before the white paint resembles the concrete of the prison cell too much. it hurts when he closes his eyes at night, so he’ll stay up for a million all-nighters until he passes out if it means he won’t see a replay of his own brother’s blood swallowing the white in the shirt he was wearing. dally quickly sits up, drinking from the bottle of water that he has to keep on the side of his bed in case he blinks and falls asleep, awaking in a cold sweat. the nightmares become more frequent now as he grows, weighing on his brain and convincing himself it’s his fault. he should have been there sooner. he bites his lip and takes his pendant in his hand, hearing a gentle “click!” echo through the small room.

when he thinks too hard, he ends up forgetting his mother’s features, which is a thought that makes his heart begin to pound. he’s already forgotten her voice, he wonders how long ago he would have forgotten her bright eyes that had nothing but love in them. his smile is all that matches with her. he glances to his brother—who’s nearly a carbon copy of his mother—and feels his heart ache for the open eyes he couldn’t protect from the coldness of the world. he feels an emptiness force itself into him, making him wonder if he truly does deserve this second chance to protect. he’s already screwed it up and a scar is on the face of the boy dally swore to himself he’d keep from harm.

dally can’t close his eyes at night, night is when his brain is alive and it tortured him. his brain keeps him second-guessing every single choice he’s made in his life, every action that may have brought him here. he grabs a cigarette from the pack on the nightstand and lights it. perhaps they’ll help speed up the process for him to go where he truly belongs, which is not a place that allows him to close his eyes at night. nothing but pain ever follows him, though never inflicted on himself, so perhaps one day when dally closes his eyes at night, they won’t open for the sun and bright blue skies that taunt him.

Broooooooooooooo…

[3-lavender]

Broooooooooooooo I don’t know what to feel rn. I don’t even know what to think. Literally so much is going through my mind right now

[ws20m]

killing myself broooooooooooooo what is wrong eith you pls........

[anon-e-has-a-tmblr]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID I NOT REALIZE OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE CLOSE WHAT

Wait OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE CLOSE???????

[k-kizkhalifa]

episode 10 --

okay i want you all to know how much i struggled to wait to watch this! i was gonna watch it at the gym, today, but like i have a feeling this is A BIG EPISODE SO I FORCED MYSELF TO WAIT UNTIL I WAS HOME AND COULD TYPE OUT MY EXACT THOUGHTS AS THEY HAPPEN.

alright here we go: shion and rei being domestic.

ALRIGHT LOL AT SHION: im a good boy. but if you wanna be a bad boy.... REI: IM A BAD BOY.

damn rei you are fkn whipppppped. awe man shion is soooo in love with rei. ugh. i pray for the best. i really do. (i know that one anon be acting like im so hard on rei and shion, i just think there was more to be desired from rei based on his age.)

ALRIGHT OPENING SCENE. YES. I ALSO FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE IT. THE SCENE WITH EIJI AND THE STARE AT ASH, HIM IN THE EYE. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH. GETS ME EVERYTIME. -- OH I MEAN, MAO and HISASHI. (okay it was a joke.)

OH ITS HISASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh look how beautiful he is. im crying. not hisashi being jealous. awe look at him. bro that was a year ago! damn hiashi was in love back then.

mao is so soft and cute. aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the first name thing. I LOVE THIS. ALRIGHT IM PAUSING SO I DON'T MISS ANYTHING. I just... wow. their cute banter and comfortableness. the giggles as they laugh. just ugh they're so cute!

omg mao with the "forever and ever" moment.

alright jin is outside meeting ichikawa. LMFAO NOT THEM DOING A BACK DOOR DEAL FOR BL. BROOOOOOOOOOOOoo. YOU'RE DATING YOU FKN IDIOTS. also, ugh, here we go ichikawa being a fkn drama queen. bro chill. its manga. we get it you lvoe some angst.

the commercial. LMFAO.

not jin demanding they see each other. good lord. tahnk god he stopped talking about manga. awe the hands <3 okay not ichikawa saying: call me anytime, i'll come see you.

alright i'll forgive your rant. for now.

AHHHHHHHHH SHION FELL ASLEEP AND ALL HE WANTED WAS A DAMN MOMENT WITH REI. (I feel like i have to clarify i am not dogging rei for this, i am just expressing my feelings. i feel like that anon got me nervous you all think i hate rei.)

oh shion is such a cutie guy. awe rei and the apology. shion thinking it's adorable. SAY SOMETHING SHION. OKAY THANK YOU. oh, can't say i am shocked that rei got the kiss in.

HISASHI IS BACK. oh him and mao are so adorable. OH THE PICTURE IS SO PRETTY!

oh goodness not hiashi trying to get it in, after, clearly, a night of getting it in and mao being like, "we've done it so much!" alsjdfalskjfalskjf BROOOOO. YOU'RE YOUNG AND IN LOVE. enjoy the feeling mao, please. enjoy that.

omg it's been 3 months!

BRO I KNOW ICHIKAWA IS ABOUT TO LOSE HIS SHIT TO LOSING TO JIN. alsjflasjdflaskjdf

lol mao is the responsible one. lmfao.

awe their date!

gawwwwwwwwh mao is just so in love with this man. i will fk him up if he hurts mao. i am not EVEN PLAYING ABOUT THIS.

mao: i like him. he makes my heart tingle. i would do anything for him. WAIT HISASHI DOES EVERYTHING! I WANNA DO NAUGHTY THINGS TO HIM!

sweet mao. you'll learn. (you know me by now i love when the uke gets some sexual confidence! *cue me pushing misaki*)

yeah mao you're asking those questions about the future and stuff and and i wanna know the answer to bc i am SCARED MY HEART IS GOING TO GET RIPPED OUT.

oh no mao is hiding them so much. i feel like hiashi is gonna ask for more from this eventually. ugh Y'ALL I AM SOOOOO NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY BOYS?!?!?!?

awe hiashi and the recharge line. awe.

WHAT?! THATS THE EPISODE?! THAT'S ALLL!??!?!?!?!? I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MORE?????????? FK MAN. I AM NOT HAPPY.

oh this scene about the upload. is.... intense. lol at hisashi not being interested in all the request. but also i'd love for mao to get jealous of the interest. okay?!

okay next episode. OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT'S GOT OUR BOYS IN IT. WHEW I WAS NERVOUS AS FUCK.

ALSO IS "THE RED THREAD" NAME A MENTION AT THE SOULMATE THEORY?! WHY AM I SO NERVOUS FOR THIS TO END??????????????????????????