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thr4shit · 3 months ago

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Mobile game ads are weird as fuck.

I legit just saw an ad for Matchington Mansion that opened like so:

*man and woman laying in bed together, woman is NOT obviously pregnant*

CAPTIONS: "Me when I have a stomach ache"

*woman's water breaks, baby appears out her ass suddenly, full on just pops out through her clothes and ass.

Did I mention the baby was fully haired and nicely dressed in a diaper? < it looked like she gave birth to a full ass 2 year old wtf?? *

Husband: YOU BIRTHED THE BED!

*grabs a fucking chainsaw and cuts the bed in half, dropping her off of it.*

CAPTIONS: "My husband never loves me (Leave) (Endure)"

WHAT THE FUCK??? HUH????

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME AFTER SEEING THAT AD???

#the clowns are rambling instead of dancing #random posts #mobile game ads #this actually happened #true story #erm what the fuck #also the dude was dressed in a full ass SUIT in bed???#there was so much weird shit about that ad-#what in the fucking fuck #I'm so confused about this ad what the fuck- why did i get that ad????#??!?!?!?+?#okay. slight correction. it said “dirtied” the bed. but still.#also her water “breaking” was her violently shooting water out her ass like a hose.

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hl-obsessed · 4 months ago

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#HELP #ME #there is spider #and the first fucker that ever jumped my side then i pocked with my phone #i thought i would tun away #BUT HE JUMPED #AT ME #the way i run #and it was in my bed #it is next to the wall #i didn't find him #shacked all things #and itk where it go 😭😭😭😭#i have to burn this place now #i'm afraid to go back to bed now 😭😭😭😭#WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK

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felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna · 2 years ago

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i don’t know who did this but i just wanna have a chat…

#1st 5th and 6th really do it for me #what in the fucking fuck #Lee know #Lee Minho #skz lee know #sheesh #Lee know with long hair #?!?!??!??#stray kids

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portuguesedisaster · 1 year ago

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Why...why is there a TARDIS in my UNIVERSITY?

#doctor who #what in the fucking fuck #i thought i was allucinating. am i allucinating? is life real? am I real?#more doctor who from carol :)

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jeffskinnerswh0re · 1 year ago

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i’m off socials for an hour and we’re *supposedly* trading for tony deangelo…. alrighty then

#what in the fucking fuck #FUCK NO #canes hockey #carolina hurricanes

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angryborzois · 1 year ago

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the thought of time passing is so fucking weird and scary what the fuck ur telling me im going to grow up 😭

#what in the fucking fuck #seeing the days and months go by so fast is so depressing #like damn #watch me be ded in 10 - 12 years like the plot of tr 💀#LMAOOA #angryborzois rambles

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motorclit · 1 year ago

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@flying-cuttlefish

#what in the fucking fuck

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mahgck · 20 days ago

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you have to outlive donald trump

#you have to get ur own cat #you have to see one piece end #you have to laugh with your friends #you have to buy a stand mixer #you have to watch the sonic movie #you have to watch dunmeshi s2 #etc!!!! idc what gets you through it!!!!! fucking live!!!!!!!!

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hydrattan · 5 months ago

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

#what did they put in Phineas and Ferb that inspires these sort of deranged comics in people. this is my own personal MOM HOLY FUCK #long post

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savrenim · 5 months ago

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......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

#mostly suddenly extremely obsessed over the implications of what the fuck does this mean about the composition of fae

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unforth · 6 months ago

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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

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#unforth rambles #fuck ai #llms #sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers #how many tries did it take to generate the absurd #how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke #please stop contributing to this

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2022dirt · 2 months ago

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