#what in the fucking fuck

[thr4shit]

Mobile game ads are weird as fuck.

I legit just saw an ad for Matchington Mansion that opened like so:

*man and woman laying in bed together, woman is NOT obviously pregnant*

CAPTIONS: "Me when I have a stomach ache"

*woman's water breaks, baby appears out her ass suddenly, full on just pops out through her clothes and ass.

Did I mention the baby was fully haired and nicely dressed in a diaper? < it looked like she gave birth to a full ass 2 year old wtf?? *

Husband: YOU BIRTHED THE BED!

*grabs a fucking chainsaw and cuts the bed in half, dropping her off of it.*

CAPTIONS: "My husband never loves me (Leave) (Endure)"

WHAT THE FUCK??? HUH????

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME AFTER SEEING THAT AD???

[hl-obsessed]

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[felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna]

i don’t know who did this but i just wanna have a chat…

[portuguesedisaster]

Why...why is there a TARDIS in my UNIVERSITY?

[jeffskinnerswh0re]

i’m off socials for an hour and we’re *supposedly* trading for tony deangelo…. alrighty then

[angryborzois]

the thought of time passing is so fucking weird and scary what the fuck ur telling me im going to grow up 😭

[hannaxjo]

When you tell someone that Wanda should've had a jewish & romani actress, and they respond that then Tom Holland shouldn't be allowed to play Peter cause Peter is American and Tom is British

What the fuck

[motorclit]

@flying-cuttlefish

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[victusinveritas]

[queerautism]

This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

[mintaii]

take responsibility