#what if the chemistry isn't there?!?!
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The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.
Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.
The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls
#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry#what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era#LIKE!!!#comedy potential but also so cool#it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“#imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts#and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit#:/
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ps!ghost is very interested, to put it mildly. can't seem to stop re-watching your debut video that was released a week ago. it's always the same premise. black leather couch casting. nice little bird in a modest dress or shirt and jeans who gets undressed because the "director" has to take in measurements and the like, only to end up getting railed from the back with their pretty face pressed into the cushion.
it's a thing male viewers like. they love to watch a professional break in the new girl. he, though, not so much. he doesn't go for the new girls. doesn't like to be the one to test the limit like others do. (big cock anal on their debut? ghost finds it a bit much.) he hears one tiny gasped ouch and he's not finishing the shoot.
no, what gets him going is the enjoyment one can get during sex. it's why he ended up in this business in the first place. he likes sex. a lot.
likes to have men, women, young and old alike writhing beneath him gasping his (stage) name due to the pleasure and not because a script said to. and the benefits of working in the porn industry means that he gets paid doing what he likes, and can stay safe while doing so.
this is where you come in. the only reason he'd sat down to watch your video at all is because you'd been given a contract by the same company he is under. he's bound to come across you at a later date, might as well learn what he'll be eventually working with.
and he's hooked. whatever initial nervousness you might've had at the very beginning (because this is your very first professional shoot, of course) bleeds from your shoulders once price, the lucky bloke, gets his hands on you. you're a bloody natural.
and you enjoy it. there's no faking the way your nails bite into price's scalp when he licks at your pussy through your thin knickers. you gently wrap your hand around his fingers that's rolling your hardened nipple, giving it a gentle squeeze. he's doing it too rough. you buck your hips into his face, riding it even though you're the one on your back.
ps!ghost has to swallow the mouthful of saliva when he notices strings of creamy white sticking to price's body hair, a frothy ring around the root. the best part of all of this, is that you're giving as good as you take. you're no passive participant. you could, under price's big bulk, just get folded in half and do nothing other than feel the sweet burn of his cock stretch you, turn you inside out.
but you don't. you know exactly what you like and how you like it. you look for your orgasm, make sure it happens under your manicured fingers or price's thick ones. you don't let him be too rough on you nor too gentle.
simon loves it. you're new to this. you could've just accepted what he gave you without so much as a peep of complaint and gone home to soak in an epsom salt bath. but you didn't. you didn't let him pinch your sensitive clit, didn't let him mindlessly claim a fistful of hair.
but you did open your pretty mouth so he could spit in it (fucking lovely, it was) and let him keep your soft hips in the air as john's pace turned frantic and the best of all (in his very biased opinion) you crossed your ankles around his waist to keep him there as he fucked you full of his come.
(had simon been there, he would've begged for a taste if he had to.)
he feels a bit desperate, after. can't get you out of his head. the thought of your slick pussy hot around his cock is what gets him to finish at times. the other times, it's your video. he swears he's found his equal (sorry, soap) one that'll forget that he's supposed to be putting on a show for the viewers.
sorry price, he's about to unfuck him out of your pussy until all it'll ever remember is simon.
(what he doesn't understand is that he's about to forget more than the viewers. why is price watching yall again? it's almost intimate the way you let him fuck you on a creaky mattress. he's drunk on the smell of you, your hair, your cunt. lost all thought when his fat cock slid with relative ease into your wet heat and all he'd done was let you make yourself come on his fingers and tongue as many times as you'd pleased. you'd latched onto his neck, maybe out of habit or whatever, it doesn't matter. he'll be telling the makeup artists to leave the bites you left. he earned every single one. and where he usually pulls out because it's easier to clean up for everyone? you'll not be wasting a single drop. it appears he has a lot bit of a breeding kink.)
#simon's writing (simon waz here) on your asscheeks#also you're suddenly only making videos with him#you don't complain not by any means#you're left absolutely sated but isn't it weird that yall are both together every single time now?#he shrugs telling you that he's heard the both of you have insane chemistry#a power couple yall are called#which makes you laugh and give his shoulder a small shove#but its actually him threatening the company with ending his contract if he sees you in bed with anyone else#they can't argue with the face of the sex industry#he's the one that rakes them in so much money#what the king says goes#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x f!reader#simon riley x you#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley x f!reader
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Do you understand how much Dazai dancing means to me
#it's a skill!! learned!! practised!! it doesn't have any meaningful use!! he's moving!! having fun!! enjoying himself!!!#dazai knowing how to dance is a dear concept/headcanon to me and the last episode fed me GOOD it altered my brain chemistry#i haven't been the same since#the first one is my favourite btw#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd dazai#bsd dazai osamu#nawy's art#in theory i referenced some waltz painting and illustrations but i don't know what i'm doing so if his form isn't good don't look at me#he's having fun#drawing dancing is so hard y'all
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(this isn't a question about the best p&p adaptation ever, it is simply which you prefer OUT OF THESE TWO OPTIONS since they are the two most commonly talked about and compared!!)
#i didn't really talk about it when i watched it because i know the 1995 version is precious and beloved to many people (which i respect)#but i personally think it just doesn't hold a candle to the 2005 version#i know it's more directly book accurate but for me that's not a priority in an adaptation#if i want to spend several hours on a book accurate experience i'll just listen to the audiobook#so for me if it's a screen adaptation then visuals are key and 2005 is so beautiful whereas 1995 isn't particularly special in that regard#i also prefer the casting personally in terms of chemistry and on screen presence but i acknowledge that's partly just because we're usuall#attached to whichever cast we're first familiar with#anyway none of this is to actually dunk on the miniseries of course and it goes without saying that all p&p is good p&p!#just curious what the split is (and wanted to separate the options for only seeing one since i imagine more people have seen 2005)#polls
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Queer As Folk – 1.16: French Fried
#britin#queer as folk#cinematv#cinemapix#filmtvcentral#userthing#smallscreensource#dailyflicks#chewieblog#userstream#tvarchive#mlmsource#usernuria#usergay#userrlaura#lgbtedit#you go baby!#justin taylor#1x16#now im imagining britin being at school together and what that would be like as a friends to lovers trope#brian being a wild young kid from a broken home plotting to blow up the school in chemistry club yet also wickedly smart but ashamed of it#meeting justin the country club rich kid who isn't like all the other rich snobs being thrust together and falling in love#like both of britin at seventeen would be a lot lmao
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Sam and Dean don't work with so many fan fiction tropes because they're just too weird. If Sam and Dean woke up handcuffed together, they already stand so close they probably wouldn't even notice. If there was 'only one bed' left in the motel room, they would probably fight obnoxiously over who would take the floor/couch for fifteen minutes before agreeing to just share the bed. And the whole time they'd be trying to give the other more of the blanket/space on the bed because they're just so weird. In a fuck or die situation, Sam and Dean would have no qualms about it whatsoever. Honestly they would probably pop a stiffy from being able to lend their body to ensure the other's survival at their own expense. Like, that's just how they are in the show. Fake dating? These two already act like an old married couple. If they started acting like they were dating, they would barely have to play anything up or do anything different. They're just that weird. Like, I'm telling you. Fan fiction tropes and Sam and Dean don't work. Because they're just so, so weird.
#i try to fall back on fandom cliches when writing these two#but it doesn't work because there's not a universe that exists where i can make them weird about each other.#they're already so weird about each other in the show that i just can't outdo that. not even a slow burn 200K coffee shop AU could do it#i can't give them any more chemistry or weirdness than they have in the show. there's no awkward getting together b/c they're married.#brother fucking husbands is what they are. god help me#i can't make them more intimate than they already are in long looks exchanged on screen. like. what's the point#shipping is about seeking self gratification by seeing something where it isn't. it's about the high of delusion. but sam and dean just...#they're all over the place. they're so WEIRD.
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I blacked out and more Logince HS AU appeared on my canvas idk what happened (also ty @oatmeal-stans-the-trash-rat for some inspiration sorry it took so long to make a post about Them <3)
#spoondoodles#sanders sides#sanders sides fanart#ts sides#tss#logan sanders#roman sanders#patton sanders#remus sanders#janus sanders#logince#I am here!!! for the platonic relationships!!!!! in this AU!!!!!!!#i have a strong character arc in my head about platonic logicality growing up together as childhood friends you have no idea asdfghj#i think they were very dependent on each other for many years so much so they'd copy each other but they're much more independent in HS#only remnant of that is that they have the same glasses + emotionally vent to each other a lot - their friends circle has grown enough#they don't live in each others' pockets anymore. roman + janus met in theatre + are gossip besties like they just talk shit together#(not completely sold on janus' design yet ngl i'm not happy with how i drew the vitilego but i'm working on it)#remus + logan are partners in chemistry in a classic teacher act of putting the 'disruptive' kid next to the 'good student' kid in hopes#that logan would stop remus acting out. predictably what happened instead is that they're friends now + remus is still as disruptive#but in a way that entertains logan so they get their work done early. now the teacher can't separate them. lol lmao.#remus knows ALL. but has been sworn to secrecy so can't say shit. janus knows roman's feelings but only suspects logan's.#patton didn't even have to be told by logan he just KNEW + is choosing not to speculate on roman's feelings b/c he's too polite.#virgil isn't here but that's b/c he also KNOWS without being told + is in an even more precarious position than remus. if they were#on better speaking terms he'd commiserate with remus. alas they are suffering separately.#anyway enough rambling from me. many thoughts head full.
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Anyone else feel sick over what happened to Jason in #138? I usually don't feel protective over Jason unless we're talking about Robin!Jason, but in this case, stay away from him!! Don't touch him!! Don't talk to him!! Don't even look at him!! Like his personality/body chemistry was literally altered against his will?? That is sooo...
#i know jason is aware that bruce isn't himself (and bruce even talks about zur. so y'know. jason can put the pieces of the puzzle together)#but if i was jason and this shit happened to me--i would simply not be able to trust bruce again#bc even though this personality isn't bruce--jason will still always associate bruce w this fucked up horror show#and it's like ''what if zur is still w bruce and fucks with my body chemistry again??'' like nahhh that association would be strong#Jason Todd#Batman 138
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So Cainlane...my unhinged babies <333
When I picked my LI for HSR, I chose Cain because I think he was quite incheresting but now their dynamic is holding me in a chokehold, they're broken girl x her twisted guardian angel <333
What I love about them is that they're the proper slow burn. Their relationship has started as a grudging alliance because Lane realized she couldn't trust the squad. And she's torn apart by the longing to have someone to trust to and the fear of the feelings she begins to have for Cain because she doesn't want to get hurt. And this logically with Lane's background as a child of most likely tiger parents who instilled in her the "recognition by others = your worth" sentiment. THAT'S HOW YOU WRITE YOUR MC IN A BRANCH!!
The library conversation is very read-between-the-lines, and I think it heavily implies that Cain knows something about Lane's nature and waits for her to realize it herself. And this echoes back to 1x05: "You have nothing to fear / "Cain sees in you something you don't".
But even besides that this conversation was the kinkiest shit. Lane admitting that she doesn't care how Cain treats other, she wants him to be kind with her, Cain slowly caressing her cut and asking her to teach him how to be kind (and the poesy of part of Lane's humanity missing & her feelings a bit more alive in his presence), Lane being torn apart by her feelings for Cain?!?? FINALLY, SOME FUCKING DELICIOUS FOOD
Cain and Lane have been dancing around each other in circles, pushing and pulling. And this mental tango is the sexiest part of their route.
To me, that's cinema.
broken girl x her twisted guardian angel 😭😭
honestly i can only sit here and nod in fervent agreement with everything you've said because you've said it ALL 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
i just love how they naturally clicked from the very beginning like lane instantly gravitated towards cain because of his allure and ambiguity as a divine creature while cain also gravitated towards lane out of similar curiosity about her nature (and god knows what else considering their mysterious past acquaintance with one another) and it's been nothing but this super intense push and pull ever since
it truly kills me how there's this almost transcendent quality to their connection because of that mutual curiosity but there's also something so tender and human to it at the same time like the way lane lowkey frets over his absence and the thought of losing him or the way cain smiles at her and grasps at every opportunity to touch her
i love them your honor.... they're perfect
#romance club#shut up jen#conversations#heaven's secret: requiem#WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DMITRY QUEEN#i would rlly like to go on a similar tangent about him 😭#his route isn't as Intellectual as cain's but the tension of it and the undeniable chemistry between him and lane. kills me
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no matter what else happens, i can and will watch rob and yas interact until the end of time
#when she's on the verge of tears and she's just not seeing him and the chemistry is so real but she's just not seeing him#and the streetlights gild them? AND THEN#when she's on the verge of tears and he's just not seeing HER and the chemistry is so real but he's just not seeing her#the fact that he will always love her and never admit it#the fact that she'll always subconsciously kinda know it but never acknowledge it or love him back in the way he probably wants#what is there even to say#THE FACT HE CAN SAY HENRY WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU and all these things that are so...factual and hurtful#and she's just laughing not offended but still probably hurt????#i mean that's the reverse of her saying can't you fall in love with me it would make everything easier. that's crazy#it's not reciprocity...but isn't it tho?#meta#industry hbo#spoilers#yasmin kara hanani#robert spearing
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but daddy i love him is so stancy coded i might lose my mind
#though i think that the sarah's and the hannah's and the antagonistic/vague town is better understood as nancy overthinking things#and believing that jonathan was the logical choice given some of their shared interests#versus the more... idk EVIDENT chemistry w steve from s4#and recognizing especially after the events of s4 how much steve has changed and realizing that she made a mistake#and despite what she thinks is right (going beyond her mothers life) there isn't anything wrong with having feelings for steve#idk i just love stancy and st4 actually killed me#i don't think that being with steve would compromise that because there are clearly lingering feelings#and it seems like steve and nancy are more... how do i put it#of like minds now#stranger things#nancy wheeler#steve harrington#stancy#taylor swift
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should i start Never Let Me Go the series or should i not go through that rabbit hole yet
#never let me go the series#tagging it like this cause ive also read and watched nlmg the book/movie and it's something else entirely#would recomend it tho#but yeah im so obsessed with pondphuwins acting#like their chemistry??? top tier#and the premise of nlmg the series sounds so good#but We Are the series isn't done yet#and im not done obsessing over it#i wanna watch smth new tho#AHKSHSKA#anyway#what do you guys think#pondphuwin#pond naravit#phuwin#We Are the series#We Are#phuwin tangsakyuen
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The trailer for the Thai remake of My Love Mix-Up is giving me plenty of pink = 💕love💕
But if GMMTV is playing with me, and this isn't actually color coded
like the original . . .
I will cry my way through the entire dessert menu at Cheesecake Factory and make it everyone's problem.
Don't eff it up!
#my love mix up#my love mix up th#do the colors mean things?#are they color coded boys in love?#What are you doing GMMTV?!#I do not have time for your games#I let Cherry Magic slide because I didn't want to spoil the good TayNew chemistry#but I will be that mad little penguin over here if the posters were color coded#yet the show isn't#that's color baiting!#AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!
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sorry for only saying this type of shit lately but i kinda wanna drive a car straight into a brick wall at the highest speed possible
#trying to keep it together so bad because i already know the problems and solutions and whatnot but i cannot do anything#i desperately just need to do something. accomplish any task. actually several would be nice. but i cannot stand just letting life go by#while i watch other people have the things i want. or even metaphorically living my dream like. that should be me why am i settling for thi#i hate even talking about this because i feel so stupid when i know it's not even a real tangible problem and that i actually DO have real#problems to tackle and the ability to do so but i'm choosing to be upset over the stupidest things i could possibly be sad about#and i can't even be sad about it in a normal way i'm cycling through like several different reactions to smth that isn't even real#or if it is real i literally do not have tanglible evidence for it one way or another like i'm driving myself insane for no reason#i can't even get catharsis because all i'm doing is digging a deeper hole for something i never should've gone back into in the first place#because i KNOW how i am i KNOW how i react to things and i still chose to do it lmao.#and i continue to choose to go through this shit instead of actively trying to change my life because... i'm lazy? and stupid? idk#negative self-talk isn't gonna get me to do anything either so let's just say i'm feeling particularly unmotivated like usual#i hated being a teenager but i really do miss when all my problems just amounted to 'someone was mean to me on tumblr today :(' or i failed#a test in chemistry or something. like i yearn for that simplicity becasue at this point all i'm doing is ruining my own life LMAO#i'm too scared to live i'm too scared to die so i just sit here and fantasize that life could be amazing if i wait#and i'll magically get everything i've ever wanted if i just wait long enough. and i know it isn't true and i still wait for it to happen.#because honestly like. i think deep down i am just convinced i will fail at anything i do when that shouldn't be what scares me.#what scares me should be never even allowing myself to fail because i never tried to do anything at all with myself or my life#like. wake the fuck up. get off your ass and put in the effort. learn some skills. gain independence and stability and discipline and do it#just live please i'm begging you just live so i can be happy don't i deserve to be happy... why am i not letting myself be happy#i'm literally keeping myself trapped in this negative feedback loop ON PURPOSE because teehee shiny toy#and it doesn't matter if the love is real it doesn't matter how i feel like i'm just using it as a distraction i can't say it's motivation#because it's barely motivated me at all. i have to start being realistic. 25 & just realizing you actually have to participate in your life#anyways. i've cried i've agonized i've pictured killing myself in 30 different ways. i think the only way i'm gonna feel better is#to just actually try this time without giving up. wish me luck
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Love lifts us up where we belong, Where the eagles fly, on a mountain high! Love makes us act like we are fools, Throw our lives away for one happy day!
🎥: @starcuffedjeans
#moulin rouge! the musical#derek klena#oyoyo joi#i'll be honest i really liked their chemistry#he sounds like goofy sometimes which... kind of takes me out of it? but he's not the worst#who doesnt like goofy tho?#i liked a lot of his acting decisions#he adds a lot of 'crying' when he sings is what i've noticed and tbh not super into it but for the most part he isn't unbearable#look i know this gifset isn't gonna do well because people like kisses and i do too but sometimes touching is more intimate than a kiss...#oyoyo blew me away#and i love every acting choice of hers#zero complaints on oyoyo#the way there's almost the same shade of blue in every gif? amazing#christian the composer#satine#oyoyotine#moulinrougeedit#musicaltheatreedit#theatreedit#broadwayedit#christian x satine#i'm changing the gifs because i want it to be better quality#also i replaced satine resting her head on christian's shoulder because i put it in the gifset with dylan's christian... sorry#joitine
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I wish that when people are evaluating ships and analyzing what works and doesn't work about it from a narrative perspective that they wouldn't appeal to chemistry. Chemistry is just a poor analysis of the narrative significance of the relationship because:
It's incredibly subjective whether you perceive chemistry between two actors or not, and your interpretation of the chemistry between those actors is just as subjective
some of y'all think a man and a woman looking at each other is chemistry
some of y'all just think the two actors look hot together
#they don't have chemistry they have so much chemistry#stop#please#instead ask yourself what the narrative is subtly doing and communicating#and what the function of the ship is within the story#I'm watching a yt essay and the creator is like oh there is no chemistry and I'm like#no thanks byeeee#and they were talking about a ship that I don't like#so don't come at me#this isn't about my bias
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