#what do you know that I don’t 🤨

[thatstargazingaquarius]

As much as I would love to be in the Patreon myself the absolute fear the Patrons instill before an episode drop is my favorite thing ever and I don’t want to change that

[hijinxinprogress]

Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies

[krasytoonz]

If I wrote a thesis on "Toxic Masculinity and how it Obstructs the Normalisation of Homoromance and Homosexuality", I would use your Gangsta AU Howdy and Barnaby/hj

They’re just really! Really Good Friends! (Believe me!)

‘If I am gae I would totally date you like you are so funny and shi but I’m not gay tho but if I am I’m just saying I would totally date you but I mean we don’t HAVE to be gay to like each other we can still like each other in the platonic way and it wouldn’t even make any difference I mean it’s clear that platonic love is a thing and platonic marriage probably exists in this generation so why can’t we like yk get married right?’ — howdy, probably

[ohitslen]

Hm. Uncanny valley Vash. Thoughts.

[hier--soir]

and if i asked you on a date what would you say

🤨

i would say up your meds immediately

[dragons-library]

The wicked king rants:

I DONT TRUST TARYN FOR SHIT

Wdym she lied her way into Jude’s room, if it was only to leave her stuff she could’ve waited for her 🤨 if it was to ask for stuff she would’ve waited for her.

WHY ARE YOU IN HER ROOM

[starlooove]

And I’m standing ten toes down behind Eloise

[bleetusmcyeetus]

Oh my god I was NOT expecting to leave the Sun & Foxy fake date ep. mildly shipping Puppet and Foxy?? Help when I clicked on it I was kinda thinking “oh. More fake kidscove stuff. That’s always fun :)” but then everything happened and???????????? Huh??????? Like I don’t really ever ship TSBS characters just cuz it feels weird to me but?? Oh my god

[moderarato]

she/they hit me with that quirky "im not like other girls shit" you're probably pan too right? girl you're the str8st cis woman i've seen shut up!!!

sorry anony, I don’t live my life to fit into whatever box you want to put me in 🤷

your life must be so sad for you to try to invalidate people for just existing lol

here is a reminder that people literally do not owe you any sort of sing and dance performance that fits into any idea you have about a sexuality and gender identity ✌️

[pepprs]

likeeee i know i do this literally every month but it fills me with such despair. making this bullet points (cringe) bc it’s so long lol

first of all why do i live in a household where… like i get it i know it’s not good to over-rely on medication and pharmaceuticals but when we don’t use them or seek them out AT ALL except for emergencies and an emergency is only when you’re so sick or in pain that you cant function… except i have BEEN in so much pain i have been unable to function (e.g. bad cramps… and wisdom t**th pain…. and ear infections!!!) and my parents still hedged and stalled and delayed me from seeing a doctor and getting meds which made my nightmare oct 2021 ear infection worse and created complications i have to suffer the consequences of every day!!!!!! like when i don’t get to decide the goalposts and every month with my period im in pain that isn’t like… too SEVERE to function but certainly makes it hard. idk how to articulate it but like… when i don’t get to decide the goalposts. when i am made to doubt whether the goalposts are actually goalposts and whether im actually in “enough” pain to warrant taking “extreme” actions. that is very dangerous and a problem. it is not good to regularly suffer pain and to not have what i need to get through it. and be the only person i know who is dealing with that kind of thing like nobody else’s parents are like this 💀

SECOND of all… and this is something i have said before… if a huge portion of ppl on earth regularly experience this pain to various degrees of debilitation then why… like i know why. but why isn’t society set up to make it easier to experience it. to let you take what you need to experience it. like you can’t walk around and go to school / work with a heating pad. you can’t lie down with it or plug it in. there are strict attendance policies a lot of the time so if you come in late or miss a day you’re fucked (thankfully that’s not the case for me at work but it was when i was in school). it just sucks and is so fucking stupid. why isn’t it understood that some ppl need to take a break once a month to ride out the pain and discomfort and whatever and then return and be fine. why have to work through it. ugh

[maiteo]

Also the way this fanbase sucks off arteta despite him sympathising with that rapist really fucks me off. And anyone acting like they don’t know about this is simply a liar

agreed. this is what I allude to when I say people are disingenuous when it comes to what they decide to call out or pay attention to. like there’s no way you can be selective with your criticism or beliefs regarding issues as serious as these.

it’s so tiring that’s why I don’t even bother with the things ppl say on here, the players, even the sport itself at times.

[jenny-dreadful]

yk when someone confidently slides on their socks into a complex ongoing discourse to be like “um actually. [term] means [thing] 💅” all smug, and expect to be taken seriously, not realizing they completely lack a concept of a specific and contextually-applicable usage which everybody else here already understands. <<<<<<<<<

[scholarhect]

i want a knife so bad :( i need to be a knife girl

[certifiedfae]

at work trying to figure out how to scan a photo and looking into downloading ControlCenter4 onto our old desktop computer with a retro chunky clackity keyboard…… big tmagp vibes ❗️❗️❗️❗️

[kittelly]

I was ringing out a patient and he just pauses for a minute and goes “You look…very interesting.” The way I froze and had to think of a response that wouldn’t get me fired LMAOOOO

[soft-persephone]

Who is Morgan Spector and why am I seeing him everywhere?? I have questions!!!