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As much as I would love to be in the Patreon myself the absolute fear the Patrons instill before an episode drop is my favorite thing ever and I don’t want to change that
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#I love you guys but you scare meeee#what do you know that I don’t 🤨#a lot#the answer is a lot
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hate to say it, but part of ending the stigma around sexual assault means not assuming every woman blames herself. yes, female socialization encourages it, but that doesn’t make it a given, and the goal of all of these campaigns is to eventually diminish the proportion of women who do blame themselves. it is entirely possible, and increasingly common, for women to experience sexual assault and not feel shame or guilt, which we should be happy about. but instead, there are only so many times you can hear “you know it’s not your fault, right?” before it sounds like “it was your fault”. and there’s only so many times you can hear “don’t blame yourself” before it sounds like “you should blame yourself”. because it feels good to say, doesn’t it? sure, you don’t believe she’s guilty, but you do believe she should feel guilty, so that you can disabuse her of the notion. just something to consider.
#i think we are very pleased with the idea of female shame#even among people who genuinely do not believe women are at fault for being assaulted#you are still meant to pay the penance of suffering and self destruction#god fucking knows why#“i got mugged” “aww don’t blame yourself for walking around with those fancy shoes and visible wallet okay? it’s not your fault”#you’d be like girl what. i didn’t fucking say it was my fault but your mind sure jumped there fast 🤨#“my mom died” “wow. do you feel terrible crippling shame for everything you’ve ever done wrong in your life?#up to and including causing your mom’s death? because that would be totally wrong if you did”#like how could that possibly be an appropriate response#genuinely i think the feeling that i was going completely insane post-being raped because no one would believe i didn’t blame myself#was like. solidly half as traumatic as the actual event#like. it is okay not to feel guilty and shameful. it’s great actually. you’re not having the wrong response.
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i adore how geralt instantly puts his dad hat on around angoulême like I Would Prefer It If You Didn’t Use Drugs and Watch Your Language, as if he has any parental authority over this stranger girl at all.
but then she actually listens, more or less, because while she doesn’t really know what having a parent is like, she knows and recognizes him as the Leader of the Hanza, so it’s like a secret loophole to hack into her character development
#[ ciri in her small voice: damn it | geralt: don’t swear ] MEMORY FROM THREE YEARS AGO UNLOCKED#angouleme becoming sentimental and being like ‘tch yeah… i guess… i guess i kind of see you like…’#(and everyone is thinking she will say ‘a father’)#‘… like a gang leader you know 😔❤️’ (everyone’s brows furrow and they look askance at each other)#i seem to be retreating to square one of my regis and angouleme ideas where the key point of why angouleme befriends him is because#he doesn’t care if she does drugs and allows her to drink until she pukes#angouleme is like 😠😠😠😠 i know you judge me and i know you think you’re better than me and i know you think i’m stupid and worthless#and regis is like 🤨 (speechless…! says not a word! wow—angouleme can do magic apparently)#he just lets her talk herself out…#later she comes to realizations and feels foolish. and he’s like. 👍 (called it)#this isnt always deep. sometimes its just stupid#(referencing my recent poll post)#‘do you smoke regis’ ‘no’ ‘you should. it’s good for the lungs’ ‘…’#flashbacks to: ‘breathe a full lung jaskier and you’ll be healthy too :D’#the elbow-high diaries#oh no why is regis angouleme brainrots taking over again. what did i do. why this
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Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin
Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies
Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)
And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)
Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit
Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies
#Both central city and gotham are referred to as crashout central and no one’s ever sure which city is being mentioned unless a cape is named#random Gotham civilians outsourcing a rogue getting their ass kicked to a middle schooler with a katana is fucking funny#Damian & Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t like and definitely believe the other has no idea what theyre doing#Whenever damian gets benched the civilians protest until he’s back on duty#and are just generally unhelpful like ‘answer your questions?? That’s crazy I got a question for you: where’s my guy??’#Random gothamite: Batman’s so mean like free my guy 😔 he didn’t even do anything?? He’s just a little guy#Their friend visiting from out of state who’s pretty sure they saw that kid fuck up a dinosaur with no backup: 🤨 ikyfl#the loa ninja who came for a welfare check: you’re joking right???#Sword!robin#robin 5#Robin V#gothamites definitely tried to count the robins but they change names heights & costumes so often that no one’s really sure#so there’s angry!Robin nerd!Robin emo!Robin blonde!Robin and sword!Robin#but there’s also the theories of robin being an amalgamation of every child ghost in Gotham or a shapeshifter with an emo dad#only in gotham#dc civilians#Damian Wayne#Damian Al Ghul#Damian Al Ghul Wayne#dc robin#robin#dc comics#Civilian Gothamites: that polite young man!!#The bats & everyone else that knows Damian: 🤨#Damian currently using psychological warfare against scarecrow a rogue w/ a doctorate in psych and winning: dr crane?? more like dr cringe#Damian: sometimes I just get the urge to weep inconsolably not out of fear but bc I know you believe yourself to be a threat & that’s false#Insurance companies in Gotham either make so much money it’s insane or every employee has 746 hits out on them at all times
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Another jotch moment I just need to point out, he had checked on her earlier and he came back again after the case was over, which is okay normal. We’ve seen it happen but it’s the way he speaks to her, idk. He opens up just a bit, is softer. Idk.
#criminal minds#hotch#jennifer jareau#My head canon is:#I think Hotch likes her and feels a certain way around her but he would never cross a line so he keeps his interest in her#in a professional way. Plus he’s going through divorce rn so he might just feel comfort with her she’s very kind#Whether he would’ve approached her in another way hmmm I don’t think so to be honest but i feel that maybe years later for example 5 or so#he would’ve maaaaaybe pursue her. I do think he sometimes texts her just to have a message of her#Not in a hey what are you doing or how are you kinda way maybe mixing work and throw a slight personal question there#He just likes her platonic crush idk how to call her but if FBI wasn’t a barrier he would’ve tried to see where they could go!#But i don’t see much of an interest from JJ bc why would she in the sense of#Why would I develop a crush on my boss ?????? and not in the 🤨 kinda way but more in the 🫣😩 kinda way#cuz she knows he’s good looking#Anyways if you read all of this thank you#thank you for coming to my hashtalk 🫡#aaron hotchner
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If I wrote a thesis on "Toxic Masculinity and how it Obstructs the Normalisation of Homoromance and Homosexuality", I would use your Gangsta AU Howdy and Barnaby/hj
They’re just really! Really Good Friends! (Believe me!)
‘If I am gae I would totally date you like you are so funny and shi but I’m not gay tho but if I am I’m just saying I would totally date you but I mean we don’t HAVE to be gay to like each other we can still like each other in the platonic way and it wouldn’t even make any difference I mean it’s clear that platonic love is a thing and platonic marriage probably exists in this generation so why can’t we like yk get married right?’ — howdy, probably
#Big Edd KNOWS what he is#Takes One to know One#implied howdy x barnaby#it’s so funny because I like to Think that Howdy acts so Fruity around the dawg to the point it bugs everyone not just Wally#‘can you STOP laughing at his jokes they aren’t even THAT good’ — Fr4nk to Howdy#‘I can’t control myself tf he IS funny what do u want me to do 🤨’ — howdy defending himself#welcome home gangster au#joke au pls don’t take it seriously#welcome home puppet show#welcome h#welcome home#krasytoonz#welcome home arg#welcome home fanart#welcome home project#barnaby b beagle#barnaby b. beagle#fanart#doodle#welcome home barnaby#welcome home eddie#welcome home howdy#Eddie dear#howdy pillar#howdy x barnaby#barnaby x howdy#laughingstock#beaglepillar
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Hm. Uncanny valley Vash. Thoughts.
#have I been drawing for the uni au? yea. did I loose the files in an unfortunate incident I won’t elaborate on? also yea#it made me really sad because it was a funny bit. and I could recreate it but mm I don’t feel like it rn#so it’ll take some time. however ☝️#I do feel like drawing. and I have! but for myself like I always do. sharing some stuff here is a courtesy 🤨#OQNENWK JK well. half kidding. I entirely draw for myself and I’m happy it reaches ppl who like it too! and now#I’m hoping to reach cryptic Vash enjoyers because my god YES.#it’s the best thing ever because honestly. same I also am an uncanny creature (idk what is socially okay sometimes without being too weird#about it. I know you get it. you’re in tumblr)#and actually wouldn’t it be funny if at some point the people who know Vash just brush it off eventually as#“oh is Vash just staring into the void and suddenly went walking away?? haha oh yeah typical Vash’’#like it’s the most normal thing ever. but it still puts people a little off#I love me some weird Vash :)#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun stampede#vash#lenssi rambles
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and if i asked you on a date what would you say
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i would say up your meds immediately
#this anon has made me laugh every time i’ve seen it sitting there since you sent it yesterday#how do you KNOW i love the 🤨 emoji#i love you#what are we doing on the date#also don’t worry#symptoms associated with wanting to ask me on a date should ease within 10-14 days#that’s generally how it tracks
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The wicked king rants:
I DONT TRUST TARYN FOR SHIT
Wdym she lied her way into Jude’s room, if it was only to leave her stuff she could’ve waited for her 🤨 if it was to ask for stuff she would’ve waited for her.
WHY ARE YOU IN HER ROOM
#I don’t trust her#what do you want!!!!#taryn duarte#as a people pleaser 🤨I know what you’re doing#she’s also doing too much 🤨but why#the wicked king rants#the wicked king#the folk of the air#Jude Duarte#duarte twins
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Oh my god I was NOT expecting to leave the Sun & Foxy fake date ep. mildly shipping Puppet and Foxy?? Help when I clicked on it I was kinda thinking “oh. More fake kidscove stuff. That’s always fun :)” but then everything happened and???????????? Huh??????? Like I don’t really ever ship TSBS characters just cuz it feels weird to me but?? Oh my god
#HELP???#I don’t know how to feel#like the whole Puppet Bodypillow situation is very 🤨 on Monty’s part obviously and kinda very weird#BUT#but but.#Puppet what was that reaction when Foxy kept it??#like Foxy was being completely normal about it. he took it because well Why Not and to maybe sell as a ‘collectors item’#then YOU made it weird#I don’t. hm#is Puppet catching feelings for Foxy??#like. there is NO WAY they included over half an episode of JUST the two of them for. nothing#like Monty at the end was even like ‘🤨hey. hey buddy why are you. Being Like This? Hm?’#I. I don’t know to me personality it honestly kinda seems like it. could work??#like it just felt so REAL to me when they were in Puppet’s new apartment and like. Foxy knew EXACTLY what Puppet would want#and he got EXACTLY what Puppet would want. and you could see how happy Puppet was they were just trying to act not excited#“I like. Couches. I like comfortable couches.’’ and ‘You have a very comfortable couch’ like??? excuses to just. be in Foxy’s house more???#I am reading waaaaaaaaaaaay too much into this but CMON. PUPPET YOU WERE NOT NORMAL ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT WHY??? PUPPET.#and FOXY?? FOXY YOU ARE POOR. Foxy the most recurring thing about you is that You Need More Money. and then you.#spend MILLIONS of dollars on an apartment for Puppet???? adhdjfjskdjdhagfjskfsjd#like. going back to Puppet. she even EXCPLICITY made some romance-related comments regarding Foxy and?? I don’t know. I don’t knowwww#IS SHE catching feelings?? IS she?? I just. that felt like Something. their entire interaction the whole time felt like Something.#puppet x foxy#(kind of)#mgafs#mgafs puppet#mgafs foxy#i rambled a bit#THAT JUST. chat I am TELLING YOU there is SOMETHING. there is something. I really hope we expand on this because PLEASE. please#it just. as a Ship it feels soft and comfy?? like a comfort ship?? idk I just really hope they expand on this#if they don’t I’ll live. I’ll just be Silly in my head and imagine it being real. BUT IF THEY DO. ILL NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN
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Also the way this fanbase sucks off arteta despite him sympathising with that rapist really fucks me off. And anyone acting like they don’t know about this is simply a liar
agreed. this is what I allude to when I say people are disingenuous when it comes to what they decide to call out or pay attention to. like there’s no way you can be selective with your criticism or beliefs regarding issues as serious as these.
it’s so tiring that’s why I don’t even bother with the things ppl say on here, the players, even the sport itself at times.
#answered#fives presence in itself is disturbing but when you think abt how no one seems phased by him or what hes been accused of….#my mind immediately goes to that bum ass memphis pro-m*ndy post that honestly told me everything I needed to know#i just keep everything at a distance like there’s sooo many instances of this club n mikel n players doing shit that im just🤨 at#other clubs n players as well this isn’t unique to arsenal but still#but i don’t even think it’s worth publicizing my opinion i just keep it to myself n my dms I don’t have the patience anymore
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yk when someone confidently slides on their socks into a complex ongoing discourse to be like “um actually. [term] means [thing] 💅” all smug, and expect to be taken seriously, not realizing they completely lack a concept of a specific and contextually-applicable usage which everybody else here already understands. <<<<<<<<<
#might as well suggest my asexual ass is claiming to reproduce via budding while you’re at it. you know#versions of this happen all the time#huge contextualizing tag ramble coming. sorry#rn i’m thinking of a post the other day where someone was like#‘actually all christians are evangelical. so………’#and i mean. it wasn’t like#‘i think this emerged terminology is weird bc evangelising isn’t exclusive to those ones’#it was like. you know. like they CLEARLY thought that quirk of terminology meant#that all prior discussion and criticism n what have u of Evangelical Christians™️#should be equally and indiscriminately applied to the whole concept bc theoretically the *name* being used for that specific thing could be#and like. no bb i’m sorry you don’t have the perspective or context or whatever to appreciate this is discussion of#a particular subgroup with like. its own broadly-applicable tendencies n problems n attitudes n behaviors#imagine if you were discussing smth about Baptists [sect] n someone walked in like#‘uhhhh 🤨 other christians do baptism too…so you mean all of them actually…’#you know. weird and reductive#if you’ve been unable to gather from context what people r talking about here#and you like google ‘what does evangelize mean’#or whatever the fuck#maybe it’d be good to stop and wonder if ur the kind of expert that should be trynna correct people
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sitting around and identifying things that might be compulsions but it really doesn’t seem fair. i should be allowed to do this stuff
#post tag#like some of it is very silly now that i think about it#but other things are like. ok but that is protecting me though. it is#well i don’t know whether the things im identifying are or aren’t compulsions because i haven’t run them by a professional. i’m guessing#but i’m guessing what she would think about them#<- hey wait a minute. why am i telling you i’m not a professional. do i need to do that#🤨#this is fun i’m the compulsion detective. 🔎📝#though i am definitely gonna shelf any worries about having to stop doing things until i talk to her about it. i just have no way of knowing#to do: make a little list of things to bring up. not to do: actually analyze whether they’re compulsions or not#how should i know!!
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at work trying to figure out how to scan a photo and looking into downloading ControlCenter4 onto our old desktop computer with a retro chunky clackity keyboard…… big tmagp vibes ❗️❗️❗️❗️
#tmagp#i’ve worked here for a year and have not scanned anything but now it may be helpful and for some reason it’s not set up#so i the 20-something and youngest person there is trying to figure out to scan something and none of my 50+ year old coworkers and bosses#know how to do it lmao. or at least they don’t have it set up and i’m the one who was given this task lol#this place has been running for 20 years……… How#i feel like i’m on that ellen episode where she’s making fun of young people for not know how to dial a rotary phone#except she just places the phone in front of me and doesn’t know how to use it either so i have to make the call#like boomers wtf i thought this was your one claim to fame#you’re gonna let a ZOOMER set up your scanning machine??? damn what do we still have you guys around for 🤨🤨🤨#retro technology
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I was ringing out a patient and he just pauses for a minute and goes “You look…very interesting.” The way I froze and had to think of a response that wouldn’t get me fired LMAOOOO
#I ALMOST SAID YEAH IM FAG#CANT SAY THAT BABE!!!! YOU NEED THIS JOB 😭😭#i settled for a 🤨 what do you mean by that#he then proceeded to comment on my buzzed undercut and my piercings#i still don’t know how to feel about that interaction but hey! it wasn’t negative!#godbless my concerta for helping me filter myself bc god. if my coworkers heard me
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༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆ opposites attract — 𝐎𝐏𝟖𝟏 ❁
( 𝗈𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝗉𝗂𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂 𝗑 𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖼 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ）
（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝗒 𝗈𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝗉𝗂𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂 𝗉𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖻𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗈𝖼𝗄，𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖼𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗒 𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋
✫ my first oscar smau in honor of the australian gp 🥹
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yn
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yn me when the waiter said they don’t offer shirley temples
francolapinto i like shirley temples too…i can make you a shirley temple
⤷ yn i think i’m too young for you
⤷ francolapinto aren’t you 21?
⤷ yn yeah i thought you liked 31 year olds??
⤷ francolapinto OH umm….
⤷ alex_albon Damn she clocked you
⤷ francolapinto OH WHO IS YOU 😒
arthur_leclerc biggie
⤷ charles_leclerc Don’t be rude Arthur
⤷ yn yeah arthur ur just mad i didn’t bring you any food back for you fattie
⤷ arthur_leclerc oh so i get growled at for calling her biggie but she doesn’t for calling me fattie?
⤷ charles_leclerc No you’re older you should know better
⤷ arthur_leclerc i can never win 💔
alexandrasaintmleux my favorite date 🥰🥰
⤷ yn my favorite sugar mama 🙂↕️
lilymhe How does one look so pretty whilst doing the most normal things?
leclerc_pascale My beautiful baby girl 😍🥰🥰
⤷ yn love u maman 🩷🩷
lando when are you gonna stop stealing your brothers girlfriend and get your own boyfriend?
⤷ yn whenever i want butt muncher. not like anyone lives up to my standards anyways
⤷ lando i might know someone
⤷ carlossainz55 No
⤷ yn and who would that be
⤷ charles_leclerc stop trying to get my little baby sister to date your gross friends lando
alex_albon why are your last 7 posts pictures of you eating
⤷ yn what is it a crime to enjoy good food now or what??? GOSH JUST SAY YOU HATE ME AND YOU THINK IM UGLY AND WANT ME TO DIE
oscarpiastri I love shirley temples
⤷ arthur_leclerc 🤨 whaddomeanbythat
⤷ oscarpiastri What is it a crime to express my love for shirley temples now or what?
⤷ nicolepiastri I’ve never seen you drink a shirley temple in your entire life
⤷ oscarpiastri Mommmmmmm
⤷ georgerussell63 Shhhhhh little Oscar is finally shooting his shot
⤷ alex_albon With his step auntie?
⤷ georgerussell63 Not now Alex go have Lily read to you or something
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yn
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yn went to milan for pasta, and to support charles ig, mostly lewis…but not really…i miss carlos. sorry not sorry CHARLOS4LIFE
georgerussell63 Ooh girl you’re radiating black cat energy
⤷ alex_albon I was bouta say
alexandrasaintmleux My babyyy 🥰🥰❤️
⤷ yn my sissy 🥹🩷
carlossainz55 My ride or die 🤞🏽🤞🏽
⤷ yn they could never make me hate you carlos sainz 💙💙 i’m williams’ number 1 fan now
⤷ williamsracing @scuderiaferrari got your girl 🤣
⤷ scuderiaferrari awh HELL NAHH
oscarpiastri Did you get your shirley temple this time?
⤷ yn indeed i did
⤷ oscarpiastri And how was it
⤷ yn i guess it was alright, it could be better
⤷ oscarpiastri I could make you a better one next week in Australia if you like
⤷ charles_leclerc Wait a damn minute
nicolepiastri You beautiful girl
⤷ yn thank you mama piastri 🥰🥰
⤷ pierregasly YOO IS BUG FINALLY GONNA GET HER FIRST BOYFRIEND???
⤷ yn ho did you just…
⤷ pierregasly I apologize but this is so exciting
francisca.cgomes Ooh lala 😍😍😍
lilymhe I miss you queen I’ve actually been having conversations with Alex to pass by time 💔
⤷ alex_albon Oh thats great to hear 🥲
danielricciardo I just know you fcked some pasta UPPPP
⤷ yn yardy know it dan
lewishamilton Thank you?
⤷ yn you’re welcome dafuq
hattiepiastri face card is insane
⤷ yn oh stop it you 🤭
⤷ pierregasly YOOO BUG GOT THE WHOLE FAMILY HYPING HER UP
⤷ yn pierre…
⤷ pierregasly Once again, I apologize I’m just so invested in this I actually can’t help it
charles_leclerc I’m kinda hurt Leo got to go but I had to stay at the hotel…
⤷ yn i didn’t want to turn into the third wheel
⤷ charles_leclerc yeah right i turn into the third wheel whenever you and alex are together
arthur_leclerc the B in bug stands for biggie
⤷ yn i just watched you pound back 5 chocolate croissants in 3 minutes fattass 🤣🤣🤣 try eating a salad for once double wide
⤷ alex_albon DAMNNN SHE CLOCKED YOU TOO
⤷ oscarpiastri No one humbles you like your own sister
⤷ arthur_leclerc oh who is you 😒
⤷ yn shut up porky go scarf down a hamburger or something butterball
⤷ alex_albon clockedddd
⤷ pierregasly Defending Oscar????? Omg I love this so much please please please never stop 🙏🏽
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yn
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yn i’m here australia
pierregasly Everyone shut up my show is on
maxverstappen1 This early? 👀
⤷ yn boi why you stirring the pot 🤨
mclaren papaya on top 🧡
⤷ yn fosho 🧡
arthur_leclerc Put the food away lil bro
⤷ yn eating all this food AND not working out AND i’m STILL skinner than you 🤣🤣 try harder you fuckin loser 🤕
⤷ alex_albon DAMNNNM ik arthur HATES to see bug coming ⏰😭
mercedesamgf1 Pretty gal 🤩🤩🖤
⤷ yn 🖤🙂↕️
alexandrasaintmleux And who took this picture cause I know it wasn’t me 🫣
⤷ yn you’re supposed to be on my side
williamsracing 😍😍
⤷ yn 😘😘💙
charles_leclerc Hey why are you there before me??? What are you up to 🤨🤨
charles_leclerc I better not see any pictures or videos of you with a certain aussie on tik tok
lando i spy papaya. and who drives a papaya car? oscar piastri. and where is oscar piastri from? australia. and where are you? australia. THEY’RE DATING GUYS I CRACKED THE CODE!!
⤷ yn onto something or on something??
scuderiaferrari OUR girl 🥰😍😍
⤷ yn 🫣❤️❤️
oscarpiastri Care to join me for a shirley temple later tonight?? :)
⤷ yn sounds lovely ;)
⤷ pierregasly YOOOOOOOO :’)
⤷ charles_leclerc WOAH WOAH WOAH OSCAR THAT IS YOUR AUNTIE YOU SICKO
⤷ alex_albon HELL YEAH OSCAR SHOOT YOUR SHOT BRO
⤷ danielricciardo Oscar gettin rizzyyyyy
⤷ lando that’s my boy 🥲 they grow up so fast
f1 collecting f1 teams like infinity stones
🝮
yn
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yn what a view
pierregasly YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
arthur_leclerc who dis r
leclerc_pascale So cute mon amour 🥰
⤷ nicolepiastri It was so nice meeting your daughter Pascale! She’s just a ray of sunshine, I’ve never seen Oscar smile so much 😂
⤷ leclerc_pascale Thank you Nicole! Your son is the sweetest he’s been treating y/n so well while she’s been Australia she’s loving it so much over there it’s gonna be hard to get her back home 😂😂 we’ll have to meet up soon!
⤷ nicolepiastri Yes we’ll have to go to lunch with the kids so we can embarrass them with their childhood stories and pictures LOL! 😂
⤷ pierregasly No one knows what this means to me fr
⤷ charles_leclerc YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS MAMAN???? YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME??
⤷ leclerc_pascale Let your sister be happy Charles and be glad she’s talking to a kind man who treats her well instead of one who is mean to her.
⤷ charles_leclerc Wait you lowk right
⤷ charles_leclerc Wait sorry I forgot I was talking to my mother
pierregasly kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ francisca.gomes kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ carmenmmundt kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ georgerussell63 kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ alex_albon kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ lilymhe kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ charlotte2304 kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ lorenzotl kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ charles_leclerc what the hell it’s not like i can keep you from dating any longer. kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ lando KISS DAMN IT
⤷ oscarpiastri Okay
⤷ pierregasly YOOOOOO BRUHH I DID THAT
🝮
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yn i love you australia
pierregasly YOOOOOO CALL ME RN OMGGG
⤷ yn pierre…
⤷ pierregasly CALL ME BUG
⤷ yn ok damn
⤷ francisca.cgomes maybe it is a good thing that f1 is back this week…
charles_leclerc ❤️
⤷ pierregasly YOOOO HE GOT THE APPROVAL
nicolepiastri Australia loves you too ;)
⤷ pierregasly yooo 😏🤨
lorenzotl “Australia” sure
⤷ yn 🤫
⤷ pierregasly YOOO
arthur_leclerc at least you’re eating fruit
⤷ yn yeah you should try it once in while fuckin pot belly pig
⤷ alex_albon CLOCKEDDD
⤷ arthur_leclerc Do you really have nothing else better to do?? 😒
⤷ yn DO YOU HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO YOU FUCKING LOSER
⤷ alex_albon ⏰⏰⏰
oscarpiastri I love you Monaco
⤷ leclerc_pascale Monaco loves you too ;)
⤷ pierregasly YOOO THIS IS CRAAAZY
⤷ oscarpiastri Do you just constantly refresh instagram to see new comments?
⤷ pierregasly Durrrr
danielricciardo Okay just out here lookin all radiant and shit
lando oi who’s that handsome bloke in the last slide? 😏😏
⤷ yn 8️⃣1️⃣
⤷ pierregasly YOOO QUIT TRYNA BE ALL SNEAKY AND JUST HARD LAUNCH!!!!!!!!!!
⤷ charles_leclerc Yeah guys it’s pretty obvious you two are already dating
⤷ charles_leclerc I mean you started dating a week after meeting but who cares it’s obvious you guys are never breaking up
⤷ yn wow thanks for outing us thick neck bitch
mclaren Welcome to the papaya family! 🧡
⤷ scuderiaferrari Hey that’s our girl
⤷ mercedesamgf1 Guys…cmon…she’s literally obsessed Toto, she’s ours
⤷ williamsracing You’re all fighting for second, we got Carlos so that means we got y/n
⤷ yn ladies ladies there’s enough of me for everyone 🙂↕️🙂↕️
🝮
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oscarpiastri I’ve been taking up photography lately, what do you guys think?
pierregasly YOOOOO BRUHH YOU GUYS ARE LIKE BASICALLY MARRIED NOW
charles_leclerc No funny business 🤨
francisca.cgomes oscar don’t know what to do with allat
⤷ oscarpiastri Trust me, I do
⤷ pierregasly YOOO GETTING FREAKY ON THE MAIN?? OSCAR PIASTRI???? FREAKY?????
lando So you guys basically have me to thank for this whole relationship 🤷♂️
yn get my good side 🙂↔️
⤷ francisca.cgomes girl every side of you is good 😘
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux So photogenic it makes me mad 😾
⤷ yn you guys literally look like angels all hours of the day
leclerc_pascale Mon petite fille 🩷🩷
danielricciardo I bet Oscar took this picture just to take it like she didn’t even have to ask like he’s just the type of guy to do that
⤷ maxverstappen1 Oscar is the type of guy to see something his girlfriend would like and buy it on the spot
⤷ alex_albon Oscar is the type of guy to take pictures of cute animals and sunsets to send to his gf and be like “thought of you”
⤷ georgerussell63 Oscar is the type of guy to go to the wake up at 3am and make his girl food because she said she was hungry
⤷ pierregasly Yoo my boy Oscar is the type of guy who would let his girlfriend put her feet on his face and be unbothered
⤷ lando oscar is the type of guy who would be to scared to be rough with his girlfriend in bed
⤷ yn you’d be surprised…i know i was
⤷ pierregasly YOOOOOOOOOO
⤷ lando oscar you dirty boy 😈😈
⤷ maxverstappen1 Where did polite cat Oscar go?? 🤨
⤷ danielricciardo Oscar you naughty naughty boy what have you been up to this week 😈😈
⤷ oscarpiastri I put my phone down to make y/n a grilled cheese and tomato soup and this is what I come back to?
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yn this is my husband guys we eloped 👩❤️💋👨
pierregasly YOOO ARE YOU FR????
oscarpiastri We didn’t elope guys we literally just started dating last week
⤷ charles_leclerc The talking stage lasted barely 6 days before you asked her out so we wouldn’t be surprised
⤷ leclerc_pascale When you know you know
⤷ nicolepiastri One day he was introducing her to us as his friend a week later he texted the family group chat “we’re dating btw” 😂🩷
oscarpiastri In a few years baby 😂
⤷ pierregasly Yo this got me feeling all giddy and shit 🥹 oh young love
⤷ yn bro’s gonna be 30 next year 😟 old asl you’re gonna get arthritis soon
⤷ georgerussell63 I know Oscar is never bored with bug
⤷ oscarpiastri Definitely keeps me on my toes…don’t be surprised if I start graying in the next few months guys
⤷ leclerc_pascale Mon chou quit giving Oscar such a hard time please
⤷ yn i can’t help it maman it’s just who i am
⤷ oscarpiastri I’ll gladly take worry lines and gray hair as long you’re by my side ❤️
⤷ yn omg stoppp do you like me or something 🙂↕️
⤷ oscarpiastri I like you a lot
⤷ oscarpiastri Give her minute she had to step outside to calm down
⤷ yn omg i like you too
⤷ arthur_leclerc they’re commenting all this while sitting by each other btw
charles_leclerc Out of everyone in the world I’m glad you ended up with Oscar because I didn’t think anyone else had the patience to deal with you and your standards other than your own family
⤷ yn ok rude 🖐️ fuck out my face slut
⤷ oscarpiastri Let’s go get some ice cream and take a walk on the beach honey
⤷ yn comingggg 😋😋😋😋
⤷ danielricciardo And they lived happily ever after
pierregasly yo 🥹❤️
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