#what are dave and jeff yapping about

[robertfripp]

Bruford, 1980

[moldsporr]

FINISHED ACT 2!!!! I promise I'm taking my time

Act 1 live reaction here

Here are notes I took while reading!!!

Hi vagabond fella… you're cute

Huh. So the world ended. Okay

Happy birthday john, you fucked up!!!! My god!!!!

Oh interesting… wonder if the kernel will come back later

I like this sprite lmaoooo silly guy

“It's a long way down” Hey. Hey wait a sec. Isn't that deltarune

HEY THE BUNNY WHERE DID IT GO

Bro Rose probably thinks you're dead lmfaooooo

House trapped. LIKE THE TITLE HOMESTUCK DO U GET IT

Am I supposed to ignore the Stop Scurrying button btw. He will scurry to my hearts content

HEY WHERES DAD.

“Would you like to play a game?” C…caliborn….? :3

We scurried until we couldn't scurry anymore

Aw he's scared :( WALK ACROSS IT ur fine…

A voice?? Is it the blue text. The sprite

OMG ITS THE VAGABOND!!!!

Sorry rose I'm not reading allat

So wait. Did the game cause the meteors or is it just saving people from them. Why was there no warning

Betty crocker is born /j

Nvm sprite said No <3

NOT NANNAS ASHESSSSS LMAOOOO

“Hoo-hoo-hoo” HEY I SAW CALIBORN GIGGLE LIKE THAT IN A FIC. I know the Striders have more to do with Caliborn but let me reach

OH its the sprite

Dave. Honey. Nows not the time for your rap

Which admittedly has fun rhymes

AW FLUCK IT

Dave what are you yapping about

THE FUCKIHG CAR OH MY GOD

DAVE OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU STILL GOING

Fluthlu… I love you

I'm not even gonna try to spell that but I like the other squid octopus creature as well

Oglogoth… goth !!!!

Hey wait. The horror terrors are part of sburb. Is the game influenced by their lives and interests. Like. Deltarune

OH PSYCHE!!! hi Dave

Sword!!!!!!

Wow your room is really mHEY I KNOW THOSE GUYS. THATS THE FELT GUYS. SQUAREWAVE AND RHE OTHER ROBOT. I KNOW THOSE ONES!!!!! OHHHHHH

Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable

Oh Dave. Oh Dave

Hey wait is this earlier in the day.

Okay this is definitely earlier in the day

Aw. He doesn't wanna make satire of the sburb review

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS……

Is that. John's hand???? what the fuck is happening in midnight crew

Flagrant Homosexuality

YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT WHITE BABY (I was told that they use slurs, slur count 2!!!!)

Her life depends on you playing that game Dave

Ewwww what's the shit under the door

It's okay Dave piss probably isn't that bad. It's also probably Apple juice You're fine

HE GOT PISS/JUICE ON HIS TURNTABLES NOOOOOO

. They're gonna fly out the window

OH MY GOD BIRD NO

Wait. Davesprite is a bird with a sword in him. Omg is that bird the beginning of Davesprite omg!!!!

Wizard

Rose and her mom are fucking weird

MOM!!!!!

Hardcore parkour

Jade be telling the future…. Why can she do that

LIL CAL MENTION

NARRATOR YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT (slur count: 3)

Ironic Indulgence

Btw. Are you able to. Win the strifes. I'm so confused

“Fine, you'll interrupt your reading and turn around, but you don't see what could possibly be so oh my god it's a monster.” Hi this is absolute gold this is how I type

John died :(

Yay he's alive!!!

YOOOOO SICKKKK AFFFFF MOVE

John is such a nerd I love him

JASPERS NOOO

Hi Nanna harlequin sprite

Dave is very suddenly creeped out by the puppets, okay. Don't diss Lil cal bro

Baked good hater for Life!!! Also I am just like John I have absolutely no idea what Nannasprite was talking about. We r along for the ride

HUMAN ETIQUETTE WOOOO I NEED THAY BOOK

Jade why do you know all this stuff

Haha Dave's an emoji

IS THAT A DRIPPED OUT SLAPPY

HI CAL HI BABYGIRL !!!! I like Cal he's the man

Sweet Bro n Hella Jeff is. I

Cals eyes are so shiny

HAHAHAHAH JOHN MADE A SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF REFERENCE. I can't

U and me both Rose. We Are giggling

John died again

What the fuck is happening at Dave's house

ROSE RAP ROSE RAP

WHSJSHSJSH THE LITTLE IMP????

What the fuck is happening

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME is this a caliborn reference. Anyway uhhh Bro is kinda weird what's going on with him

Why does he have a camera in the saw guy figurine. Bro. What's uh up with you

BRO REALLY IS A NINJA…. Whys he jusy moving Cal around

Dave. I know you said your Bro is awesome but I think he's just really weird. He's silly

I do think it's interesting. John doesn't like his dad even though his dad is great (worst thing is he ignores that his kid doesn't like betty crocker goods). Rose hates her mom, but.. for like, the wrong reasons?? Like yeah her mom’s an alcoholic and seems neglectful but she doesn't seem to do the Irony shit Rose says she does. And then Dave seems to think Bro is the absolute best even though. This is not a great situation. I wonder what Jade's family is like

Also John and Rose avoid their parents but Dave's Bro seems to avoid Dave. interesting

Anyway POOR DAVE HE GOT SMOOSHED

Hey that letter is the same as the one in the trans dirk comic I saw :0

NOOO I WANTED TO SEE BRO

Yoooo John that's a cool weapon actually

That's a big boy right there what a big boy

ROSE THE FIRE ITS AT UR WINDOW

YO WAS THAT SILHOUETTE JADE?!?!?! JADE YAAA

Big boy!!!!!!

HEY I WAS INVESTED IN SEEING JOHN FIGHT. Oh at least we can see Bro. Wait how's Rose

??? JADE???

OOP NOPE. VAGABOND

What the fuck is happening I

vagabond is so silly I like him

Hey guys I think a king hurt vagabond. Just a guess. Probably reaching idk /j

VAGABOND PISS SCENE ?!?!?! YIPPEE!!!

Oh nvm. Btw can we get this guy a burger

HES SO HAPPY OVER THE. idk what that is DANGANRONPA BLOOD IN A CAN!!!!!!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE ON THESE SCREENS BTW. Wait I'm shouting so much. But what the fuck. Dave has his sprite??? Yay???? I thought he was gonna fight Bro??? What happened to Lil Cal???

Hey isn't that Jade's symbol on the pumpkin

Yooo that's such a cool cutscene actuHUH HOW IS IT THE END OF THE ACT AGAIN

The frick….

Anyway. Thoughts: I like Vagabond. Jade is mysterious. Dave gay. Bro creepy. Someone pls save Rose. John you gotta put your big boy pants on and fight those ogres. Good act!!! idk why people say the pre-trolls stuff is boring I'm enjoying myself

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99 Perspectives on a Single Love Story #11

A/N: The Story of Kurt and Blaine told through the eyes of everyone else but them. Each chapter is a different perspective in the ongoing tale of their love story.

I started something like this a while back - and now I’m taking the idea and really running with it. Each chapter is a ficlet of a different character at a different point in Kurt and Blaine’s life - documenting their love story. This starts in Audition, and each chapter will be paired with a different episode until reaching Dreams Come True.

I’m using this as a fun writing experiment for a) writing short things and b) writing things from a multitude of varying perspectives.   Have fun! :)

I decided Nick and Jeff are the Santana and Brittany of the Warbler world.

Warning: some inflammatory and derogatory language is used in this chapter.  

[Ao3]

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Azimio Adams (The Sue Sylvester Shuffle) 

The game is over. Azimio has changed, and has managed to get all of that shitty make-up off his face. He doesn’t even care about whatever the fuck they did on that field. They won. The electric buzz of that feeling still flows through him. He could scream with delight. They fucking won.

He collects his stuff and is on his way out. He’s just gotta meet up with his dad - his dad’s gonna be so fucking proud - and then out to Matt’s party. He knows Maria’s gonna be there. He saw how she had been looking at him after the game. He’s getting some sweet, sweet pussy tonight.

As he heads towards the exit of the school, Dave Karofsky meets up with him. Karofsky probably wants a ride to the party, which is fine, but he’ll have to get a new ride home. Cause Azimio has plans for tonight, plans that don’t include Karofsky being around.

“Dude, can you believe how gay we were during half time?” Karofsky asks, as he opens the door to the parking lot.

“Man, who cares, we won,” Azimio says, rolling his eyes. Maybe it’s time to get Karofsky some pussy, too. God knows he could use it. The dude has been so wound lately.

“Yeah, but all that stuff was televised,” Karofsky argues. “It’s embarrassing.”

“Dude, we were freaks. And it fucking worked. Shut about it and let’s get our party on.” Azimio shakes his head as they head out to his car.

They’re nearly there, Azimio deep in thought about what will be underneath Maria’s Cheerio uniform when they pass by Finn. He’s not alone - the rest of his family is there, including that weird little eye-sore of a gay kid who thank god transferred so he doesn’t have to look at that anymore, and some tiny twerp in a prep school uniform. Probably gay, too, by the looks of him. They don’t say anything as they pass Finn - only nodding at him in acknowledgement as they pass by.

Karofsky’s gaze, however, seems to linger.

“Looks like the fairy boys are back in town,” Karofsky grumbles as they make it to Azimio’s car.

“Eh, whatever,. Azimio unlocks the car. As long as Finn doesn’t bring them to the party, he doesn’t give a shit. Finn will probably be at a lame glee club celebration or some shit, so he doesn’t need to worry about it anyway.

“I bet they’re already fucking each other,” Karofsky continues - his eyes fixated the Hummel kid and the prep school boy. They’re laughing with each other, the prep school boy with his hand on Hummel’s arm. “Fucking faggots.”

“Man, why you got such a hard on for that Hummel kid?” Azimio snaps. He’s heard nothing about the Hummel kid for weeks now, and yeah, the kid is annoying, and totally bringing Finn’s rep down, but who fucking cares. They won the most important game of their lives. They’ll probably be scoring some fucking hot chicks tonight. What is Karofsky’s deal?

“I don’t have a hard on for anyone,” Karofsky snarls back. “I just don’t want him near me - spreading his fairy dust all over me.”

“You afraid of being gay or something?”

“What, no.”

“Is that it - you wanna get up on some dude?” Azimio taunts. Karofsky getting so worked up about it would be hilarious if it didn’t happen so often.

“Fuck no.”

“Then shut the fuck up about it, man. Just shut up and get the car,” Azimio says, sliding into the driver’s seat. “You’re always yapping about it. You’re almost as bad as a girl.”

“Whatever.” Karofsky rolls his eyes and gets in on the passenger side.

Azimio doesn’t think any more about it as they drive off.