#what am I SAYING

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Fine. I’m sorry. I said it, are you happy now? No?Well excuse me, but it’s not like it’s my fault that your foreskin got pinched in between my doll joints

[sorascribbless]

Watching Vi and Jinx fight was very emotional but a part of me could NOT take that shit seriously like those two are definitely sisters 😭😭😭 the jumping on each other and aggressive punches in succession, the hair pulling lmfao it looked like they were fighting for the remote 😭

“Youre not my sister” my ass Vi, you fight her like she took your left overs. Thats your sister alright

[natalieironside]

"The boycott didn't work" It was never a boycott. It's not a mass action. It's just me, saying "I can't be a party to this if I ever want to look my reflection in the eyes again" and "I can't waste my time cultivating friendships with people of such low character."

Have you never made a choice purely for your own benefit and stubborn pride before?

[Edit]

This is about your little game. This post is about how y'all are people with no character, yellow bellies, and spines made of warm, wet spaghetti. Don't bother telling me all about it; I'm just going to block you and then forget you exist because it's less than stepping on a roach to me.

[ownalternative]

Paul McCartney being your fave Beatle may seem cliche and basic seeing he’s the cute loud one but don’t be mistaken. Paul Girls are uniquely disturbed,

[can-of-w0rmz]

The Dracula protags are kinda in my head rn for some reason. Jonathan‘s such a sweetheart. Mina’s such an icon. Seward is such a cringefail loser. They’re just so silly. But it’s a CRIME that in that entire book Seward does not get a singular proper hug. My guy needed it. That lad was holding on by a thread the entire time. It’s ok bro. You’re a wee bit mentally unstable. Stop overthinking and sleep for a minute. Arthur gets all the sobbing sessions even van Helsing gets his sobbing session but where is my favourite pathetic guy Dr. John Seward’s sobbing session. In my Heart he had one and was just too embarrassed to note it down.

Anywya they’re like. Flash game virtual pets to me.

[vellialavellious]

hakuba knew that kaito kid was disguising as shinichi cause his ass was too flat i know because im gosho thank you goodnight

[insane-hag]

RISE OF RED GLASSHEART HEADCANON

Right so as a fandom we have established that Chloe’s first language is French, and there’s also a popular hc that Red’s is Spanish, and basically i think when they’re really tired they just talk to each other in their first languages because they never really get to use them in terms time because everyone speaks English so they have no idea what the other is saying but like they both GET IT yk.

[love-and-d33pthroats]

can there be like, a card where we suck Sylus' cock or something?

[gremlin-boah]

Your tiny Arthur is precious I wanna just

Little man ♡

He's jus a lil man

@gemini-forest lookat this boii, he's so polite

[oobbbear]

When you watch a youtuber long enough that you can remember their patreon list and you would notice any if any of their long time subscriber disappear and gets a little upset like a cat you see at the park everyday don’t show up anymore

[castielsprostate]

he didn't think he deserved to be saved, so he got loved instead

[crossnamara]

my mom said your blorbo can hang out with my blorbo. if your mom is okay with it

[ingydar-phan]

I’m sorry. I really am. And i don’t mean this in the evil phannie way but. There is no way, for the sake of both British politeness and also privacy, that Dan is inviting over some grindr otter to the phouse. The phouse that he shares with a peer gay man, Phil Lester at that. So the headboard rail/bondage bar was just. It was there. All along. Dan can have his experimental ron de vous all he wants but…it simply wouldn’t be in the phouse? So? Perhaps the Phard Phaunch was…inside us….all along….? Perhaps the Phard Phaunch was the friends we made along the way. Perhaps this was the Phard Phaunch.

[nostalgic-muffins]

ena: akito

akito: thats what kohane used to call me...

ena: thats because thats your fucking name

[koiryuuga]

Idk-whats-this au

[cowbutchbait]

when she match your freak so you freak your match