#what about her caaaat

[whitebookposts]

*skitters towards your ask box autistically* do you have any teth headcanons :3

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS BEEN A FEW WEEKS AND I STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED THIS. I AM SO SORRY I LIVE IN SHAME EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Anyway, Teth! Our deeply beloved forest cryptid. I have to be honest, I don't have as many headcanons about her as I do about some of my other fave elders, which is a thing I should work to change because Teth is awesome. But here are some I do have for now:

CAAAAT I think my good buddy @krillking has already spoken about Teth having cat traits in his animal elder post, but yeah. While in my headcanons, the animal traits are less defined, Teth still very much has cat behavior, like her irises widening or narrowing like a cat's, and she likes to sleep in the sun (which is trouble because. Forest is 90 percent clouds and rain. Thankfully she has the yard behind her temple and the sunny forest segment, though due to the whole thing happening in the kingdom, she could visit those comfort places less and less :<) and most importantly - purring. Which she is a bit shy about, so she rarely does it. If you get to catch her purr, it means that she trusts you enough to do it next to you, though she will still be embarrassed if you mention it out loud. (Also do not leave her anywhere near fancy furniture she will try to rip it with her claws. Yes, lamed learned it the hard way.)

TRANSGENDAAAAAAAAA Idk how to explain it but Teth is just so transfem coded. Goes by both she\her and they\them. It just makes so much sense that I don't even need any proof to know that, she has told me this herself. Gotta give @dogedepan for this one though since I stole this idea from her (like many others. Can't help it Chi your headcanons are awesome)

BEEFCAKE Let's be real, TGC is a bunch of cowards for making her slim. How can you look at this woman, who is a blacksmith, and can catch a giant flying hammer with one arm like it's no big deal, and not think that they have some impressive muscle? If you draw Teth buff I am forever in your debt. PLEASE I WANT TO SEE MORE BUFF TETH ART PLEA-

BESTIE Teth and Ayin are literally fated besties, be they platonic or romantic. Even in early concept art, Ayin was described as "Teth's friend" and held the key to her realm, just showing the level of trust between them. Their realms also work with each other really well, with Ayin being the main supply for Teth's factories which is what allowed her realm to grow. I like to think of them being childhood best friends, and that they have been by each other's side through the good and the bad. Remember that headcanon about Teth enjoying sleeping in sunny places? Prairie is perfect for that, and if she decides to take a nap while visiting it is no rarity for her to choose Ayin as a bed for that (soft). I don't really see em as romantic because I already ship Teth with someone else, but as an aromantic person, it's important for me to show intimacy like that even between friendships. Ayin is always there to lend an ear to Teth, being there for her through her worst, and Teth is Ayin's "EXCUSE ME THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES". Although, if we go to the sadder territory, their friendship did suffer a falling out during the turbulent era of the kingdom, with Teth closing off from everyone, including Ayin, too caught in her work and darkstone production to meet the ever-growing demands, and that led to Ayin also drowning in work to keep up the light supply. That is not to mention the different world views about light creatures and how worthy they are of preservation.

CRYBABY I just like to think that despite appearing cold and serious, Teth is a very gentle soul underneath the hard facade she forced herself to create due to her position. But if you get to know her you will find a very soft, shy, and caring heart that makes it easy for her eyes to water, be it a happy or sad occasion, even if she is trying to hide it. She is also a pretty big introvert and starts getting nervous during events with big crowds, esp if they have to do a speech as an elder or something. This gentleness and softness hidden behind a cold surface is one of the things that attracted Priestess to her, which leads me to the next point:

LESBIANNNNNN You may know this already but I'm a big PriesTeth truther, which is the ship between Priestess (the original elder of the Valley from concept art, never made it to the final game but there is a pretty popular fanon that she is the mother of the twins) and Teth. Again, I was enlightened about this ship thanks to @dogedepan she is literally the CEO of this ship god bless. I know it's a bit silly to ship her with an elder who never even made it to canon, but I fell in love with the dynamic of the "serious and cold at first glance but soft and gentle on the inside x extroverted, energetic and mischievous but deeply caring and kind" that exists between them. Priestess was Teth's firework, the bright and colorful in the grey and cold of her life. Never had the elder of the Forest loved someone like she did this bright, giggly, and open girl who managed to always make Teth smile. And it hurt all the more when Priestess was lost. After the death of her partner, Teth closed off completely, lost in her work, just to not feel the pain because the grief was overwhelming. She couldn't make herself go to her backyard anymore, because it was the connection between Valley and her forest and where the two met most of the time, being there was just too painful. Some ancestors say that the rain became much more frequent after this loss.

Milf As I ship priesteth, I also headcanon that Teth is the other parent of Sah and Mekh. Unfortunately, their relationship is very rocky. Priestess died when the two were very young, and due to Teth being too lost in her grief, she simply couldn't care for them, causing the two to be raised by other elders (mainly Tsadi, who is their uncle) and kicked around from temple to temple until they were old enough to live on their own. This caused feelings of betrayal and neglect in the two, and it came to the point that they rarely acknowledged Teth as their other parent anymore. And she feels too guilty before them to try and get them back because she believes she deserves this for her mistakes. But perhaps not everything is lost, and some of this relationship can be salvaged if she finally gets brave enough to reach out.

WORSTIE She and Tsadi have a beef. That's it that's the headcanon. It's not anything serious, it's literally a "cat and dog" type of beef, the two can't even tell when it started, it's just that both will use any opportunity to roast each other. Why do I have this headcanon? Because it's funny.

INSANE SITUATIONSHIP Let's just say that the situationship between Teth and Nesting guide still left the latter one staring at her pictures every day for hours.

Hobbies Other than being a blacksmith, Teth enjoys all types of crafts, like sculpting from clay or woodworking. Girlie doesn't need any IKEA, she can make all the furniture herself (I mean, the Nesting guide had to learn this from someone)

Anddddd.... That's all for now! There's probably more headcanons but I can't remember them all rn. I hope these were written good enough and sorry for any grammar mistakes! AND SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT SO LONG I PROMISE I DIDN'T IGNORE YOU DJHGDJGDJ Teth is best forest mama, and I really should put more thought into her, thank you for sending me this ask so i can brainstorm about this gal.

[berightbyyoursidenomatterwhat]

EPISODE ONE : Cookie crumble

Garnet makes her gauntlet's vanish from her hands and she turns to the others, mostly addressing Pearl and Amethyst. "The queen must be nearby." Steven lets the trio speak while he walked back up to his freezer and lifted it up, and slowly moved it over to the kitchen, placing it down on a spot near the fridge and plugging it in. He sighed and slowly went over to the fridge, opening the freezer as his eyes then widen in shock. He rubs them, trying to see if he was seeing everything correctly. He realizes he's gazing upon a whole stash of cookie cats. He turns to the group as he grabs one and opens it. "What the hay? I thought they stopped making them!" Pearl smiles at Steven and walks toward the Kitchen, holding her arms behind her back gracefully. "They did! So we--" Amethyst buds in, mid sentence as she interrupted Pearl. "We went out and stole a bunch!" Pearl grunts and moves her arms to cross them. "I went out and paid for them." "OHHHH!!!" Steven inhaled as he began to sing in excitement, "He's a frozen treat with an all new taste! Because he came from a planet from outerspace! He's the treat for your tummy! Cookie cat! he left his family behind! COOKIE CAAAAT!" Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst all clap as he finishes singing. Steven brings the treat up to his mouth as he sits up on the counter, biting into the ears of the cookie cat. "I like to eat the ears first!" He smiles as he chews, looking to the others. As the warm happiness briefly engulfs him, he realizes his belly is glowing; mainly his gem. He panics, realizing that it was in fact his gem! Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst begin to panic, not thinking this would happen so soon. "Quick! Draw your weapon!" Garnet shouts. But the pressure is too much for Steven and his gem eventually stops glowing. This disappoints Steven, and Amethyst comforts him by patting his back. "Heyyy, it'll be okay, man! Maybe next time?" Steven frowns and looks down as he lowers his arms, watching as the gems left the kitchen. He can faintly hear them talk about what happened and it only makes him feel worse. He'd walk out the beach after putting the cookie cat back in his fridge, sitting in the sand as he drew a cat in the sand. He looked at the ocean and then down to his shirt, lifting it up with his left hand as he stared down at his gem. Why couldn't he summon his weapon like the others? He burried his face in his hands.

PT 2 | PT 4 (Coming soon)

[ratsoh-writes]

Two days. She was gone for TWO DAYS and this darn flyer monster had befriended her grandpa and the two other elderly monsters already.

IT TOOK HER ALMOST A DECADE TO BEFRIEND HER GRANDPA AND THIS FUCKER DID IT IN LESS THAT 72 HOURS!?

And the worst part was that if Maverick suddenly disappeared one day, her grandpa would know that it was her. And an even WORST part was that he looked happy to be able to talk with someone new.

Darn it!

But she rather him socializing than staying here alone with two very depressed and confused elderly monsters. And she also had collected anything and everything there was to know about this nuisance. So if he tried something that she didn't like...

.

"And where are your caaaats?"

"Dumped on the side of the road"

"Really ~?"

Oscar had become a bigger nuisance that he normally was, it all started after she kicked him out of her room two months ago. She just knew that he was planning something, but she didn't know what.

Oh well. Right now the most important thing was finishing spying on that rich Lust fell skeleton, his brother was deemed a good candidate for her family. Sea still didn't understand the appeal but the skeleton branch of her family said that he was a rather gorgeous one.

It didn't take much to approach him and figure out how to talk to him. He seemed interested in the prospect of buying small businesses to help other monsters and gain profits.

.

She thought her father was becoming mental or something. He had started to spend more time with her, even showed her some old pictures of him when he was a kid, very veeery old pictures. Cameras were a novelty back then.

It freaked her out. He was never this affectionate with anyone, not even his wife. A part of her was saying that this was all a convoluted plan to make her lower her defenses, the other part was saying that the change of scenery and a more stable life after the crash had made HIM lower his defenses.

She didn't know which part to hear.

Oh. And the flyer uncle that suspected that someone was stealing spells all those years ago? Turns out there was someone else besides her at that time that was doing the same, only difference was that whoever they were, they did a poor ass job and got caught.

Sucks.

.

Sea was pleased with how her new plan was turning out. She had already planted several "bombs" that would go off as back up plans if her main one didn't work.

She realized that her family had a lot more to lose now. They had given themselves the label of "Good Samaritans that welcomed both humans and monsters in need". She almost gagged when Toriel herself thanked her aunt for fostering humans and monsters.

It would be such a SHAME if their true plans were to be discovered.

Really...

.

"I still don't get it. How come you are very good at blocking your mind? You are not even a flyer mage"

Maverick had became a friend of her grandpa and made the other two monsters cheer up just a little bit. And since Sea didn't even let him talk to her via telepathy, he opted for using sound magic instead.

"I might not be, but I have flyer cousins, remember? Very noisy cousins that don't know the meaning of boundaries."

"Huuuuh, I might even be your secret cousin then"

"Fuck off"

She had better things to do than keep talking to this... this Oscar 2.0. Like making sure her secret box of Intel was updated with her latest finding: An uncle of hers was seen making deals with a certain rising cult.

(10/??)

Aaand of course sea has cult ties

THEY WERE GONNA SNATCH PEPPER??? Lush would’ve killed them all. Marcelo too.

Also maverick, always poking his nose in where it doesn’t belong lol

I should draw a flayer monster someday

[yasashihanyou]

THE LAYERS OF ONES SELF.

REPOST, DON’T REBLOG!!

LAYER  001 :   THE  OUTSIDE.

NAME -   Sora .

EYE COLOR -  Chocolate brown .

HAIR STYLE / COLOR -  Dark black in colour ; very long, reaches past his mid-back, long side & front bangs as well .

HEIGHT -   5′11″ ( he’s gotten taller ^w^ ).

CLOTHING  STYLE -  He’s switched into a more modern style of clothing.

BEST  PHYSICAL  FEATURE -  His eyes, probably because of how gentle they can look . That or his smile .

LAYER  002 :   THE  INSIDE.

FEARS - People dying ; losing faith in others ; being forgotten ; being abandoned ; losing control ; failing ; not being good enough ; not being smart enough ; being judged ; being ignored .

GUILTY  PLEASURE - Violence .

BIGGEST  PET  PEEVE - Being called a hanyou ; being called a defect ; bullying of any kind ; being pre-judged ; people assuming things about him ; being treated like he’s some incapable & purely innocent kid ( sora is nice and patient , but he doesn’t like being infantilized ) .

AMBITIONS  FOR  THE  FUTURE -  Ensuring peace & stability for everyone ; all the worlds & all the people Sora’s met along the way .

LAYER  003 :   THOUGHTS.

FIRST  THOUGHTS  WAKING  UP -  “Sure am hungry , wonder what I should have for breakfast? I hope everyone slept well last night . ”

THINKS  ABOUT  MOST -  “What can I do to help? What if I can’t do anything? Am I really able to do this? I have to try. I have to believe.”

THINKS  ABOUT  BEFORE  BED -  “I hope I did my best today.”

WHAT  THEY THINK  THEIR  BEST  QUALITY  IS -  He’s too humble to really say so nowadays but Sora honestly thinks his best quality is his ability to believe in others . Even if he struggles with self-belief , he’s almost stubborn in his inability to give up on other people due to his own experiences with being abandoned & watching his other selves ( kazama & asahi primarily ) suffering and causing each other agony .

LAYER  004 :   WHAT’S  BETTER ?

SINGLE  OR  GROUP  DATES -  Sora’s never been on a date but he thinks single dates would be nice ! Groups are fun , but he’d want to devote his time solely to his significant other :3

TO  BE  LOVED  OR  RESPECTED -  Both naturally !

BEAUTY  OR  BRAINS -  Someone’s heart .

DOGS  OR  CATS -  Cats cats caaaats !! ᨐᵉᵒʷ

LAYER  005 :   DO  THEY…

LIE - He used to lie a lot ; to himself, to others primarily out of fear of being abandoned or bullied or mocked . Nowadays , Sora’s almost too honest and open-hearted . Not to the point of naivety ( even if he plays that up a bit ) , but more-so because he has a fear of giving up on others the way he himself had been given up on time & time again . Sora does his best to be upfront with people , even if the truth is sometimes tough . Still , he does know when to be patient and tasteful with his honesty .

BELIEVE  IN  THEMSELVES - This is a mixed bag ; Sora doesn’t consciously realize it , but he’s gotten pretty good at believing in himself . The years of bullying & neglect and abuse are still there and haven’t gone away , but lately he’s been able to acknowledge that on some level and keep going . So while he believes in himself , it isn’t out of any conscious effort on Sora’s part? He’s just living life & tends to power through whatever that brings!

BELIEVE  IN  LOVE -  Yes ; Sora wants so desperately to believe in the goodness of others ; in the light in other people . He always has, which is why all that bullying & abuse hit him particularly hard & why he spiralled due to it . His mother believed in her love for Inuyasha so much that she sacrificed herself for him & that can’t have been wrong .

WANT  SOMEONE -  Maaaaaybe .

LAYER  006 :   HAVE  THEY  EVER…

BEEN  ON  STAGE -  I think he’s probably gotten roped up into doing a drama for the school Michiru , Kagome , Usagi attend because he just couldn’t say no to helping out with a school festival last minute . I’m sure Sora was nervous but ultimately had a lot of fun!!

DONE  DRUGS -  Nah .

GOTTEN  DRUNK -  Once , he doesn’t drink actively nowadays but won’t turn down a good drink if it means being socially polite .

CHANGED  WHO  THEY  WERE  TO  FIT  IN -  Yup yup yuuup! He did this a lot when he was younger & on some level he forced himself to again when he started being kinder and more gentle after changing his name to Sora . Not to say that the way Sora acts now is faked ; it isn’t , but some days are harder than others to keep up that happiness and that positivity .

LAYER  007 :   FAVORITES.

FAVORITE COLOR -  Yellow , pink , orange , brown , blue .

FAVORITE  ANIMAL -   Cats & also birds .

FAVORITE  MOVIE -  Sora loves the movie ‘ The Fox & The Hound ’ .

FAVORITE  GAME -  Probably hide & seek . Or tag .

LAYER  008 :   SLEEP.

HEAVY  OR  LIGHT  SLEEPER -  Light ; although Sora feigns heavy sleep , he’s had to learn to keep an eye & ear out constantly in case of danger . Old habits die hard ; but once he’s comfortable in a setting or a place then he’s out like a light .

WHAT  SIDE  OF  THE  BED  DO  THEY  SLEEP  ON -  Mostly on the right-hand side or whichever side is closest to the wall if it’s near one . Elsewise Sora’s usually sleeping on his side or his stomach .

WHAT  DO  THEY  WEAR  TO  BED - Loose fitting short sleeved t-shirts & sweatpants . Sockless because Sora’s feet sweat no matter the weather .

WEIRD  THINGS  THEY  DO  IN  THEIR  SLEEP - He tosses some nights , due to worries or nightmares . He’ll also talk in his sleep at points .

LAYER  009 :   LOVE.

BIG  DECLARATIONS  OR  SMALL - Small ; it’s the little gestures and kindness that means the most, to Sora . The cherished fond memories . He’d much rather kiss someone on the forehead or hold their hand , than shout to the world that he loved them . Besides , that kind of thing is private .

OPEN  OR  CLOSED  OFF -  Open . He might be shy about it at first & giddy due to nerves but once Sora’s comfy then he isn’t at all worried about being affectionate with the one he loves ; expect him to hug constantly , to want kisses , to go on romantic dates , to stare and smile like a big doofus!

LOVE  AT  FIRST  SIGHT  OR  SLOW  BURN -  Slow burn ; Sora’s kind of oblivious to feeling crushes or romantic affections tbh . He cares very very deeply for every single one of his friends for various reasons, so it can be difficult for him to recognise that difference between platonic and romantic love .

ONE  TRUE  LOVE  OR  A  STRING - One true love ; although this varies depending on verse .

LAYER  010 :   FINISH  THE  SENTENCE.

I  LOVE -  The world .

I  FEEL -  Happy , excited yet scared .

I  HIDE -  a lot , but I promise I’ll be fine .

I  MISS -  my mother .

I  WISH -  for true peace and happiness for everyone .

[black-suns-rim]

Yautja girlfriend

I never see anyone talking about if they had a yautja girlfriend, so you know what I'm gonna do? That's right, I'm gonna make a post about having a yautja girlfriend

She would probably be a good cuddler, but would use you as a body pillow (personally, I wouldn't mind cause I'll be getting affection)

Big girl, more to snuggle that male yautja

Probably squishy. Would lay my head on her

She would be hard to impress, but when you do manage to impress her, she will make it known

You a small dude like me? She will either pity you OR think your small size is cute. I'm desensitized to the short jokes so being rejected by a big yautja lady won't hurt 😎 :')

Giving her handmade gifts to court her and show affection will never fail. Definitely will love them

She had a tough day running Yautja-Prime? Give her nice massage. Ya boy knows how to get those muscle knots out. Don't want her to be stiff

BIG YAUTJA LADY PURRRRRRRRRR LIKE BIG CAAAAT (I'm a big cat person)

Spoil her. She's probably already been spoiled, but I will spoiler her better

And that concludes my list

[toweroftickles]

Just Want To Make You Smile (LadyNoir Tickle Fic)

This is a story request for @artistgirl20, and a direct sequel to this! Make sure to read part 1 first. ;)

Another day, another mission, another supercriminal subdued.

Life had gone on as normal for the wielders of the Miraculous, spurts of action peppered throughout a normal school day. It had stiff competition in Tokyo and New York, but there may have been no better backdrop for comic book action than the City of Lights. It was all color and form and energy against some of the world’s most dramatic architecture.

The Eiffel Tower was a favorite place of Marinette’s to escape and think. The network of black metal gave her an endless space for creative gymnastics, plenty of surfaces from which to swing and bounce. It was a fantastic cage for letting off steam. Zipping high above the streets with her yo-yo, she flipped inside the monument’s iron legs like Tarzan barreling through jungle trees. Up to the second platform she soared, still among the girders, before finally coming to rest on an inner ledge of the structure’s graceful neck. Sundown was upon the city, a few remaining embers on the horizon being drenched by a curtain of blacks and purples.

Marinette laid on her back, hands behind her head, and gazed off into the ether. She could see above her all of the complex machine parts and criss-crossing beams, dividing the young night into panels. There was something strangely beautiful to her about looking up through the Tower from below, seeing the moon fractured by an intricate iron spider web that seemed to stretch on forever. She sighed peacefully, drinking in the Parisian night air after a heavy day, unaware of the skittering sound of metal that rang out beneath her.

From below the girder on which she reclined, two sets of glinting claws slowly tip-tap-tip-tapped toward the Ladybug.

Reaching in with a terrible mischief.

Almost dancing.

Grabbing.

Until suddenly, their sharp points poked in her armpits.

Marinette squealed and leapt to her feet with lightning speed, flailing her limbs in involuntary karate defense poses. Out of the corner of her eye she spotted a black-gloved set of fingers gripping the beam below, and with a dramatic battle cry she brought her foot down hard on them.

“Owwwwwwww!” groaned a familiar voice.

Surprised, the superheroine stepped back. There, peaking around the edge, was a pair of black ears, astride a head of messy blonde hair.

“…Caaaat!”

“Heh…sorry. I wanted to surprise you,” Cat Noir flashed her a smile as he swung up onto the platform, a red rose in his teeth. It was pretty corny, but it would be untrue to say that Ladybug wasn’t blushing just a little.

“Oh….well, um, how thoughtful.” She took the rose dutifully. Marinette was still a bit unsure about her feelings toward him, but the gesture made her smile all the same. She found herself thinking of the previous night, wondering if Noir was following her secret identity’s flirting advice. The idea was a flustering one…she still didn’t know why she’d blurted out the suggestion that he tickle her.

If her shyness showed on her face, Cat Noir didn’t notice. He was sitting on the girder, looking out over the last few flickers of sunset. She joined him.

“So…we kicked some butt today, huh?”

“Yep. Heheh…just like we always do.” Ladybug played with her hair, unsure of whether to ask him if he’d seen Marinette lately. Luckily she didn't have to choose the topic. Instead he posed a question.

“You come up here a lot? I think I’ve seen you hanging around here at night before. I mean, not that I followed you. Not like that. I just, like, if I'm around...”

Marinette giggled.

“No…just sometimes. It’s one of my favorite spots in the city."

“Yeah…great view.” Noir gestured out over the plaza below.

“That one’s ok…but check this out.” She lifted her hand and motioned for him to glance upward. Following her eyes, Cat Noir looked above him, and he seemed impressed when they both gazed into the rafters.

“Wow….”

“Yeah…wow.”

“Why do you like it so much? What's special about it?”

“I don’t know. It’s like…it's like I'm looking inside the heart of France.”

"Hmmm...I always thought Notre Dame was the heart of France. Plus they have hunchbacks there."

The stars were out in full force now. Light illuminated the cracks and crevices of the Tower. It was a magical moment just past the Golden Hour…the sun was down but the electric lights of the structure weren’t turned on yet, so the stars bounced around in the iron beams like a cosmic kaleidoscope. It was a moment they only had a small window to experience.

“It always gives me so many outfit ideas,” Marinette sighed.

“You’re a fashion designer?” Cat Noir piped in.

Ladybug practically heard a record scratch and a plate break. Her eyes bugged out of her head and her face turned solid pink. Tikki facepalmed.

Oh no; what's wrong with me?! I'm such an idiot!! she panicked.

“Uh…um…”

“Yeah, there’s plenty of those hanging around Francois DuPont. I guess that just comes with the territory in Paris. So many musicians, artists, filmmakers.”

Ladybug breathed a sigh of relief.

“Oh yeah, I forgot. That reminds me. I was hanging out with Marinette last night. Why didn’t you tell us about the time you rescued her from Mr. Pigeon?”

“Oh!” Ladybug had forgotten to come up with a good excuse for that. From within her purse, Tikki’s eyes rolled. “That…well, you know, it wasn’t a big deal; I mean how threatening is that guy, right?” she shrugged and hid behind nervous laughter.

“Haha! Yeah, his only weapon is bird crap,” Noir joined in.

“Or, ooooo, eeevil tickling,” Ladybug waggled her fingers and tried to be sarcastic.

“Yeah, well, guess what? Marinette told me something about you.”

The superheroine froze. Was he actually going to do it? Ugh, why did I tell him to do that?!

“Um….what?” she responded as innocently as possible. Marinette had a whole swarm of ladybugs in her stomach; it already felt like fingers were tickling her from within.

“She told me you’re really ticklish,” Cat grinned like a Cheshire.

Ladybug backed up on her hands, trying not to squee.

“Uh-uh. Nope. Besides, my costume is tickle-proof! So there.”

Almost on instinct, she stuck her tongue out at him.

This was one of those things that you instantly realize is a mistake.

“Oh yeah?!” Before Ladybug could run off, Noir grabbed her shoulders and pulled her onto his lap. His sharp fingernails skittered all over her belly, under her arms and between her ribs.

“EEEE! Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha! Hihih-Hih! (gasp) Ah-Hee!” A huge grin split Marinette’s face as the adorable laughter just poured out of her. A mixture of emotions all rushed around her insides…she was deathly embarrassed but somehow didn’t want it to stop. She didn't "like" Cat Noir but also...kinda...wanted to? Maybe?

“I thought your costume was tickle-proof!”

“AHHH Heheh! Heheh-HaHa Haha! (gasp) Heh! Hehey; be nice!! (squeak) My t-hummy is ticklish!”

“Yeah, I noticed,” Cat Noir teased her. Ladybug laughed and giggled and drew her knees into her chest, but her squirmy kicking wasn’t enough to deter her friend. Nor were her slapping wrists.

“You like this? You having fun?” he asked her smugly. His fingers poked her neck and under her chin.

“Hnhn…Nnnggg, EEE! Hihih-Hih! Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha! No, I’m nohot!” she lied.

“You’ve got the giggles something bad!”

“Heheh-Haha! Ah Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha! I…I’m g-honna get you!” Eventually she managed to twist her arms into a hollow space between them and squeezed Cat Noir’s stomach, digging her fingers in just above his hips.

“PppHeheh! Heh-Heh Ha-Ha!” The cat boy laughed and released his grip for just a second…but it was more than enough. In one swift movement, Ladybug pulled a reversal maneuver, forced Noir flat onto back, and pulled off his right boot. He recovered just in time to see her holding his ankle, and he gasped. The smile she had on was flirty and almost wicked.

“Well guess what? Marinette told me you’re ticklish too!” she laughed and immediately began scribbling.

“Heheh-Ha! N-ho fa-hair! I can’t get your feet!” Cat chuckled and fought to escape.

“Aw, that’s too bad,” mocked Ladybug with a vengeful smirk, strumming her fingers steadily on the ball of his foot. “Tickle tickle tickle!”

“Heheh! Ah-Heh! Hn-Hn Ha; Ha-Ha! Cut it out!” Noir slapped the ground and tried to pull away, but it took a few tries to wrench his ankle out of her hands. He slowly stood, still catching his breath. Ladybug seemed ready to run.

“Oh that’s it; you’re in for it now, little Ladybug,” Noir laughed, raising his wiggling fingers.

Marinette gasped, unable to hide her giddy anticipation, and launched herself into the tower’s heights.

For ten minutes the two chased each other through the intricate architecture, swinging like monkeys between iron shafts, catching the eye of tourists in elevators, as they reached for each other’s ticklish spots. When one hung from a girder, the other would pop out to grab their armpits. If one managed to grab the other by the knees, they’d soon receive a tickle down their back.

After managing to hide, Ladybug snuck up behind Noir and hung upside down behind him, launching a sudden tickle attack to his sides. He nearly fell over laughing, but quickly retaliated by reaching up and squeezing her vulnerable ribs. With an excited yelp she scrambled back up into the rafters, a glowing smile on her face, but not before her partner managed to grab her left ankle.

“Uh-uh; Where do you think you’re goin’?” he laughed. With his other hand he scratched at the back of her knee...which she hadn't even realized was one of her tickle spots.

“YAHH! (gasp) Heehee-Hih! Let me goho!” Marinette almost reflexively kicked him in the head, but he managed to hold her leg still and dodged her other foot in time. “Ha! I’m s-horry; are you oka-hay?” came her giggled apology.

Ladybug’s costume, unlike Cat Noir’s, was a single piece unitard…the soles of her boots were sewn into the outfit. So, ever resourceful, her catlike playmate had to get creative. With his index finger he extended a nail and pried it under Ladybug’s shoe, twisting it.

“Hey! What are you doing?” she called down.

“Hold on a sec…”

Quickly but carefully he carved the red rubber as if he was using a can opener, until the sole of Marinette’s shoe pried off completely. Noir bent his fingers into a claw and started mercilessly tickling the arch of her foot without missing a beat.

“Heheh-Haha! Ah Heheh-Haha Ha-Ha Ha! AH Heehee! Hey! Not my feet, not my feet, Haha-Haheh!” Marinette giggled helplessly.

“Say I won. Come on, say I won,” Noir teased her. He was laughing almost as much as she was.

With her waist caught between two girders, Ladybug had tremendous difficulty pulling free. She wriggled like an earthworm on a hook, blushing and squeaking and pounding her fist into the beam.

“AHHM! MWAHA-Hih-Hih Hih! (gasp) Okay, okay! You win! I give up, I give up, HEEHEE!”

With a firm tug, Cat Noir yanked her down onto the platform with him. Unfortunately he didn’t think this through, and she crashed right on top of him with a loud THUD!! Dizzy, confused, and out of breath, the two regained their bearings and simply stared at each other for a second. And then burst into laughter all over again.

“Heheh! Yeah, Marinette was right.” Ladybug looked down at the shoe of her supernatural costume as it sealed itself back together. “I’m really ticklish!”

“Heh! Well, me too, Ha-Ha Ha,” offered Noir, still chuckling to himself. His partner playfully punched him in the shoulder.

“Ow!”

“Just don’t tickle me in front of the rest of the team!”

“Heh. Deal.” Noir slipped his boot back on. “But you know I can’t help myself. If I may say so…”

He swiveled around the tower’s leg and hung from it as if he were dancing around a lamppost, his rose retrieved and in his hand once again. He was in full-on “cocky superhero” mode, one eyebrow raised and teeth glinting.

“…you’re awfully cute when you’re smiling, Bugaboo.” He winked and tossed the rose at her.

“Oh, brother,” Tikki groaned quietly. Marinette hissed for her to shush and quickly snapped the purse shut.

Cat Noir’s flirting (especially that nickname) usually annoyed Marinette. But she had to admit, their tickle fight had put her in a playful mood. She dramatically pretended to swoon with her rose, and this move surprised both of them.

Noir leaned in closer to her and playfully put his hand on her chin, but received a finger to his lips in response.

“We’re not there yet, big guy,” Ladybug laughed, tucking the rose behind her ear and pecking him on the cheek.

With a wink and a smile, the red-and-black girl tossed her yo-yo out into the city streets and zipped away below.

Cat Noir sighed as he stared down after her. But it was a relaxed, contented sigh. Much as he was a shameless wannabe Casanova, he really did like Ladybug. He liked making her smile, making her feel happy and wanted. This method of flirting seemed surprisingly effective to that end...thanks, Marinette; good idea, he thought...and he definitely planned to try it again. But for the first time in a while he wondered...if this was the farthest their relationship could go, maybe, in the end, that really was enough.

“Ugh. You two are so weird. If that was flirting, I’m a fish.” Plagg made cartoonish gagging noises as he spoke.

Way to ruin the moment.

[random-fandom-scenarios]

Helloooo i know i m asking something again though you haven t done the previous request (no offense ahah) but Heeeelp meee i can t get this scenario out of my head ahahah

Takeshi killing someone in front of his "s/o to be" by mistake and she decides to follow him to ask him to kill her abusive and violent boyfriend. He ends up falling in love with her and they live happily forever 😍😍😍 thaaanks

PS: i was also wondering how is your caaaat? 😊 Can t remember its name 😬

Don’t let her cuteness fool you, she’s a crackhead.  But Flannery’s doing well.  I struggle to keep plants inside because she decides I don’t feed her enough and goes for them.

Also possible trigger warning for physical abuse though it’s not in great detail, please read at your discretion. 

---

Living in a border town between two large mafia families, you were desensitized to crime and death at a young age.  People died or went missing at least once a week and you knew better than to form any serious attachments to people.  Especially if they were in one of the families.  This town was simply a battlefield for a much larger war. 

But working as an informant between the two families has it’s advantages.  You made yourself too valuable to kill.  And made some friends in high places.  Hopefully ones that could get you out of this shithole.  

Including one feared swordsman.  

“So who was he?” you asked, startling the swordsman.

“When the hell did you-?” Yamamoto jumped, sword ready but he lowered when he saw it was just you.

“I told you, I know all the secrets short cuts this town has,” you grinned.

“And you wont show me?” Yamamoto teased.

“Not for free,” you said.  “But if you’re still interested in learning about them, I’m willing to make a trade.”

“You know I’m not giving up any secrets for the Vongola,” Yamamoto said, kneeling down to clean his sword on the man’s shirt.  

“No, no, I’m not asking for secrets this time.  I know you won’t crack.  But if you don’t mind getting your hands a little more dirty tonight, there is someone I need killed.”

“And what enemy did you make?” Yamamoto said, sheathing his sword and throwing a playful arm over your shoulders as you led him on.

“I have plenty, but this is more of a loose end that needs to be cleaned up,” you said.  “My boyfriend, and I say that term loosely, you clarified.  He was always quick to spill some useful information so I kept him around but he thinks he’s the one in charge and it’s going to his head.  I took one beating from him and decided he wasn’t worth the information when he got drunk,” you explained.

“Say less,” Yamamoto said, his free hand on his sword hilt as you gestured to the apartment and the bed your ‘boyfriend’ was probably passed out on right now after another night of hard drinking.

A couple minutes later, Yamamoto was coming down the stairs.  “So, I decided to change the deal a little.”

You raised an eyebrow at the man.

“I killed him, no issues there.  But instead of showing me a secret passage, how bout you let me take you out on a date.”

“Flirting with the enemy? How brazen of you Mr. Rain Guardian,” you teased.

“You’re not technically an enemy,” he defended.  “You could even come to our side permanently as an informant,” he offered.  “We have benefits.”

“Well what type of fool would I be if I passed up a date with a hot man and some dental insurance,” you laughed, leaning into him as he threw his arm over your shoulder again.

“You think I’m hot?” Yamamoto grinned.

You rolled your eyes at him as the two of you walked back toward his car.

[mbtimes]

i sent another excerpt. Is it possible you get a clearer picture on Riley or katherine?

Okay, so every time I read this, I was under the impression that Katherine was the ISFJ and Riley was the INFP with the new excerpt you sent. INFPs are the ones who are most likely to disassociate and escape from reality. I don't know if you mixed up the names or what, but if Katherine is the INFP she needs to be more whimsical, slightly impulsive, and given into daydreams. Also, disassociation doesn't come from just being tired for INFPs, it's the general state of reality and dreaming of better things, or simply following a thought and getting lost in it, it can even be focusing on something so hard you lose track of everything else. If you were to switch around their names you'd be a lot closer to the INFP and ISFJ dynamic. For example, it would go between the two something like:

ISFJ: snapping her fingers "Hello, earth to INFP" INFP: finally snapping out of it "sorry yes?" ISFJ: bringing out the food "I made food"

INFP: "Food?" Looking around "Wait when did we get here?"

ISFJ: sighing "About five minutes ago... maybe I should ask what's the last thing you recall before drifting off into your head"

INFP: thinking while tilting their head over "uuuuuh you were talking about caaaats? and then I started to think about why black cats were seen as bad luck, and then I started to ponder the reason behind superstitions as well as the history of such things..."

ISFJ: Rubbing her head "... So you didn't hear a single thing I said after that?"

INFP: raising a hand "I... no... no I did not."

Now you don't have to repeat it word for word obviously but that's kind of what it looks like when an INFP becomes oblivious to the world. Also, INFPs don't always disassociate, it comes in random for them and usually with a topic, thought, or interest that caught their fancy to which they can get lost in. Now if you're going for the INFP being tired, there would be a lot of yawning, not paying attention to surroundings, drifting in and out frequently, kind of in a perpetual state of being zoned out, as well as being clumsier than usual which can yes, include walking into things especially when distracted, there is also a slight attitude shift but that depends from person to person, which it can be either more mellow than usual, or more annoyed than usual.

[theliterarywolf]

On the subject of Lovecraft! I also personally cant stand it when people bring up the "he was racist!!!!111" argument because those same people tend to convienitly overlook the fact that he was mentally ill! Like christ they advocate for ill folks but turn right around and condemn that man. Double standards much? Seriously guy was terrified of. Every. Damn. Thing including the A.C And that goddamn cat. His father named the fucker and when Lovecraft wanted to change it his mother refused

Not to mention that whenever you bring these tidbits up, you have people saying 'So you want to excuse racism so you can Stan him?'

And it's like: 'No, bitch, but in a swathe of classic authors who were legitimately racist, sexist, homophobic, what-have-you' --

Seriously, I'm still trying to make my way through Alarune, aka: 'Frankenstein if Frankenstein's monster was female and made from a flower instead of corpse pieces and written by a closeted, homophobic Nazi'

-- The few who have legitimate, psychological aspects behind their fucked up beliefs should be discussed with that in mind, not just brushed off. Especially since, again, who DIDN'T have problematic belief systems in the grand scheme of classical literature?

I think it really does show a lack of critical engagement (ACTUAL critical engagement, not your damn 'This Thing You Like Sucks Donkey Scroctum; Let me Jack Myself Off for Three Hours to Tell You Why' videos) because the average adult can say while watching something like, let's get an example, the damn Ramona Pageant: 'Huh, this piece brings a lot to the ta -- Oh, not sure about that take on Native Americans. Oh, but... This character is expressing a bigotry towards Native Americans because her family and newborn child were murdered by them. So I can understand this character's motives but I can also still say that this is Bucket of Fuck and a Fucket of Buck.'

If you have an individual who is afraid of EVERYTHING, whose mother would lock him in a basement during her manic fits, who married someone who, despite being an A-Class lady, looked at her neurotic mess of a husband and decided 'okay, the best way to deal with this is to DUMP HIM INTO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MELTING POT, New York City, WITHOUT ANY ACCLIMATION'...

Then maybe you can look at his neuroses and say 'Howard... Howard, come on. You can't keep spouting racist takes. Ah-ah-ah! I know about the refrigerators... Yes, yes, and the octopi and squids... And your distrust of anything non-euclidean. But you can't keep spouting racism. You have to be better than that.'

Instead of, you know, screeching 'CAAAAT' Like you're the Nostalgia Critic.

[chchanging]

OC Interview — Delilah Hill

Picrew 1 & 3 , Picrew 2

“Call me Lilah,” she grins, barking a friendly laugh, “everyone does.”

Are you single

Are you single

“Nope! ‘Fraid Az kinda locked this down as soon as humanly possible.” At her own words she pauses, tilting her head in thought. “Demon-ly? As fast as demon-ly possible. And then Sol just kinda...wormed his way in. Barely even noticed things had changed until they had. Feels kinda like he’s always been there, now.”

She laughs happily. “It wouldn’t feel right without them, anymore.”

Are you happy

“Right now?” She perks up, “Yeah, I suppose so! It’s Beel’s turn to cook tonight, and you know he’s actually really good at it when he doesn’t just demolish the whole thing before it gets to the table.”

Are you angry

“Why don’t you ask Lou that question,” There’s a glint in her eyes that seems distinctly mischievous, “he’ll probably say yes every time. It seems like he’s the only reason I’m ever angry anymore.”

Despite her words, she laughs good-naturedly as if remembering something fondly.

Are your parents still married

Her demeanor up until now has been rather joyful, but at this she stills and stiffens as though her spine has been replaced with a curtain rod. For a while she just stares numbly into the distance, jaw ticking now and again as if something is stuck in her teeth.

“Probably...” She hums, tone carefully neutral as she speaks slowly. “They were pretty particular about family sticking together. Can’t imagine that’s changed.”

NINE FACTS

Birth Place

“I think they were living around Detroit when they had me? I can’t recall if the hospital was actually in the city, though.”

Hair Color

She reaches up and twirls some of it around an idle finger. It’s usually a curly cloud around her head, just around her chin, but right now she’s elected to wear it in braids that are half twisted up in a fashionable knot that rests on her shoulder. “Brown. I know it can kinda look black in certain lights, but it isn’t quite that dark.”

Eye Color

“Also brown!” She winks, “aren’t they pretty?”

Birthday

“New Years Eve, so it’s nice cuz everyone’s already partying.” She grins winningly before adding, “Not to mention I always get birthday kisses!”

Mood

“Now or in general? I like to think I’m pretty chill unless given a reason not to be! And sometimes even when I do have a reason not to be!”

She stretches, leaning back in her seat until her back pops, “Did Lou tell you that when they initially brought me to the Devildom I was still half-drunk from a night of partying and the biggest worry I had at the time was where and when I could go back to sleep?”

Gender

She puffs out her cheeks and blows air out through an O in her lips. “Geez, who knows? I tend to let people call me what they want because I’ve never been picky, myself. I do go by she/they’s, though! Just for future reference.”

She waves a hand as an afterthought, “Using them interchangeably is ideal.”

Summer or winter

“Summer! I hate cold!” She tilts her head, thinking a little harder, “Ah, but I love warm clothes! And drinks! Oh, and Christmas! Okay, maybe winter. But, wait—“

Morning or afternoon

“I used to like mornings, but now suddenly I’m in school again.” She smiles sarcastically in what must be Lucifer’s direction. “Not that I wasn’t taking courses back in the human world, but at least the schedule was my choice!”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE?

Are you in love

She flutters her lashes like one is apparently supposed to do when one is in love, lips pulled into an amused smile. “What’s not to love?”

Do you believe in love at first sight

“No,” She laughs as if she can’t even imagine such a thing, “but a lot of things can be confused with love, yeah? So it’s easy to be mistaken. The real thing needs to simmer a bit, I think.”

Who ended your last relationship

“ I was about as good at that as I was at starting them. It’s kind of funny that I’m seeing two people now, this is the first time I’ve done something like that.”

Have you ever broken someone’s heart

“Well, some hearts need to be broken!” She shrugs nonchalantly. “Some people think they’re entitled to a lot more than they really are. Reality bites. Hopefully it taught them a lesson.”

Are you afraid of commitments

She seems to take a moment to digest the question. Her fingers tap a rhythm out atop her thigh and she hums along with a little tune. Then, abruptly she stops, straightening up and smiling a little sadly. “After growing up with paranoid parents, it was kinda hard to know who to trust. They taught me that no one was worth it.” Her eyes go far away, again, like she’s looking into the past.

“I liked being on my own. Or I...thought I did? Then I met the brothers and learned about them a little more. I don’t think I could go back, Y’know? Commitment in any form is scary because it leaves you vulnerable, but I’m realizing that sometimes that can be a good thing.”

Have you hugged someone within the last week

“Of course! Asmo tries to convince me he’d die if he went a single day without one. Mamo gets pouty, too, but he’d never admit it. I can’t just not hug Bee, because I’m not a monster.”

She counts out her fingers a few times and then gives a bashful smile, “Okay, so Y’know I think all the brothers get at least one a week, even if Lev and Mamo try to convince me they don’t want ‘em. Sol is usually the one hugging me, though, so I don’t have to do all the work.”

Have you ever had a secret admirer

“Maybe? No one’s ever come forward. Hence the secret.”

Have you ever broken your own heart

“Now, isn’t that a loaded question?” She hums, giving no sign that she’s going to answer it.

SIX CHOICES

Love or Lust

“Both have their uses,” mirth colors her tone. It would seem her opinion has changed rather recently. “You’ll have to excuse me. When I was a kid ‘love’ was just a word used to control people. I haven’t had a reason to reevaluate until now...”

Lemonade or iced tea

“I like ‘em both as long as they’re really sweet—and that really depends on who makes ‘em.” She sighs, looking a little forlorn, “It’s been so long...not many places down here serve human food. Sometimes Lou brings back something nice for us all, though.”

Cats or Dogs

“CATS!” She answers so quickly and emphatically she nearly falls out of her chair, and when she straightens back up she has to bury her face in her hands and lean forward onto her knees. “I miss my caaaat, dude!”

She shoots back upright, eyes blazing and a little ready. “When I went back after my first year here, almost no time had passed in the human world, so I know Sweet and Sour Sauce doesn’t miss me too much. I’m still trying to get Lou to let me bring her down here with me, though.”

A few best friends or many regular friends

“A few best, for sure! I’ve made better friends in the Devildom than I ever have before.”

Wild night out or romantic night in

She taps a finger against her jaw in thought. “Asmo knows all the fun places to go, so when Solomon’s busy we usually do that. When it’s just me and Sol we usually stay in—and when it’s all three of us, too.” Eventually she gives up, shaking her head, “I’m just happy to be involved!”

Day or night

“I’ve learned to appreciate the night in a place where there’s only darkness” She smiles wryly. “Some things are worth the trade offs.”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

Been caught sneaking out

She lifts a single finger in front of a cheeky smile. “I was never really the sneaky type, so you can imagine how often I got chewed out.”

Fallen down/up the stairs

A significant pout forms, “Why do you need to know that?” She sputters, cheeks turning a suspicious red. Sometimes no answer is answer enough.

Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt

“Plenty.” Is all she seems willing to say. She studies the nails of her right hand a little too closely to be entirely nonchalant.

Wanted to disappear

“Geez, aren’t we getting heavy?!” She forces another one of her smiles, but it doesn’t manage to be quite as carefree as the others.

“Who hasn’t at least once, am I right? The first few weeks of the exchange program especially were really tough. I hadn’t made any friends, I was in this strange new place, and I lived with a bunch of dudes who ranged from indifferent to openly disdainful. It felt like the whole year was going to be hell—no pun intended.”

FOUR PREFERENCES

Smile or eyes

“Smile! They make eyes prettier, anyway, and I like knowing I’ve made someone happy.”

Shorter or Taller

“Usually I prefer shorter,” She shrugs, a little nonchalant bounce of her slim shoulders, “but I’m pretty average height so it doesn’t happen as often as I’d like.”

Intelligence or Attraction

“Attraction. If I’m into someone first, smarts only enhance that—but if I don’t like you, being sharp isn’t going to change that. I can respect someone who’s knowledgeable, though, don’t get me wrong.”

Hook-up or Relationship

She lightens up considerably at this, “Relationships! I don’t think I could ever go back to just hooking up now that I’ve got these two goofballs.”

FAMILY

Do you and your family get along

“I get along with the brothers just fine,” She puts emphasis on her words in a way that suggest there’s no other discussion to be had—even if that wasn’t exactly what the question was referring to, it is obvious who she considers to be family these days.

Would you say you have a “messed up life”

She chuckles a little bit. “Maybe? I mean I was living mostly on my own, estranged from my only family, and then I got dragged to hell, so...”

Have you ever ran away from home

“No, I never quite mustered up the courage to go that far.” She says wistfully, “Just waited until I was old enough to move out.”

Have you ever gotten kicked out

“Does being told if I move away from home I shouldn’t bother ever coming back count?” There’s a bitter edge to the smile she gives, but she shakes it off soon enough.

“Oh, well,” She hums, “I’ve been doing fine, anyway. Their loss.”

FRIENDS

Do you secretly hate one of your friends

“Not currently, but sometimes when you’re a kid you hang around certain people just because they’re the only option, Y’know?”

Do you consider all of your friends good friends

She tilts her head to the side, pondering, “There are definitely a couple I’d like to know better—Dia and Barb being two. I also don’t get to see Sim as often as I’d like.”

Who is your best friend

She giggles musically, and almost cheeky undertone to it. “I’d say Az and Sol, but I suppose you mean excluding my boyfriends.”

She kicks her feet idly as she sits, bobbing her head to a song seemingly only she can hear. “Tanner’s—sorry, that’s Satan—he’s really easy to have a long conversation with. We can go back and forth for hours and we’ll barely notice time pass until we finally come up for air and it’s, like, already dinner time.”

Who knows everything about you

“That one would have to go to my boyfriends. Ha!” Her cheeks take on a pinkish tint as she gives a chipper grin. “I doubt there’s anything left I haven’t told them about me. Anything I haven’t heard about them is mostly because they’ve lived a lot longer than I have, so there’s more material to sift through.”

[kaibility]

☁️ quarantine time ☁️

i got tagged by @mochipcy 😗 thank you 🧡

Rules: to answer these following questions and tag 5 friends

1. Flowers or chocolates?: both, depends on my mood lol.

2. Between day and night I prefer: depends as well.

3. My favorite drink: tea, water with bubbles and MILK!

4. between sunrise and sunset I prefer: sunset.

5. Between dogs and cats, I prefer: always cats!

6. The vegetable I hate the most: hmm.. idk.

7. My favorite sound: the waves of the ocean, rain, opening a water bottle with bubbles lol.

8. The first thing I notice about people: eyes and lips.

9. What would you prefer horror or fantasy?: horror.

10. I’d want to be stuck in a lift with? (choose opposite gender lol): jongin 😗

11. What city or town you’d like to live in?: seoul, because it’s the most beautiful city in my eyes. or back to berlin.

12. What I value most in life: what i have.

13. If I could learn any skill, it’d be: being calm about everything lmao.

14. Between beach and the mountains, I prefer: depends 😗

15. I’d love to get married in..: white??

16. My hidden talent: lmao none.

17. If could bring anyone back to the life, I’d bring back: —

18. Why?: —

18. Rainy day or sunny day?: doesn’t matter 🧡

20. Who’s the role model of your life: my parents!

21. How I relax after a hard day: for real.. i just sit down in nothing but silence for at least ten minutes and browse twt and tumblr for updates and answer messages of friends..

22. I like the way I look: LMAO NO.

23 My most favourite facial features of my self is: my eyes.

24. My most favourite part of my body: —

25. If I could change anything about my body: everything lol.

26 . If yes what’s it: i’m on a diet now lol.

27. If I could change something from my past: i would have been more determined with saying no to my ex best friend whenever she used me for her well being only.

28. How many piecings I’ve: three.

29. I like makeup: the older i get.. no lol.

30. I wear makeup everyday: hell no, not cool in my job..

31. My skin type is: sensitive.

31. My skin tone: paaaaale.

32. My hair colour: dark brown.

33. My height: 173cm.

34. My age: lmao.

35. My birthday: july 18th.

36. My best friend: on tumblr? @joninibear 🧡 @sefuns 🧡 

37. I have a pet or more: not anymore. i used to have three cats.

38. If I don’t, then one pet I’d adopt: caaaat!

39. Video games or social media: sns, i don’t know how to play lol.

40. I’ve a innocent mind/dirty mind: i’m soft.

41. I’ve visit outside of my country: yes, a few times.

42. Someone proposed me or asked me out?: asked me out, yes.

43. If yes then I liked it and accepted it / didn’t liked it and rejected it: rejected, because he was my best friend.

44. Do you follow some celebrities Fashion: nah.

45. What do you think about your fashion sense: i don’t have any. i mean me and ayu watched a gucci fashion show once and the designer came out at the end and i seriously asked her “is this man gucci?” i know NOTHING! 

46. You found someone copying your fashion: at least they will feel comfortable haha.

47. You can do your make up properly: idk. i make it look natural.

48. You go or used to go to school with makeup on: yes.

49. What colour suits you best?: black and brown.

50. Finally how’s quarantine going?: thank god i’m still working. but i’m not in the best mood when i’m supposed to work at home (office)..

i’m going to tag; @sefuns, @x-exo, @joninibear, @kaiternity & @exo-stentialism 😗

[comfy-whumpee]

I was tagged in an OC game by @whumpiary (whom i love and appreciate) and it’s about alcohol!

I’m gonna tag @crash-bump-bring-the-whump, @for-the-love-of-angst and @mottinthepot.

Drunk Ty

- used to be a gigantic flirt, would hit on everything but in a very wholesome flattering way

- had a dirty mouth but only when mumbling in Jim’s ear

- nowadays doesn’t drink

- would get anxious and probably have a panic attack because it would remind him of being sedated!

- would potentially get floppy and suggestible

Drunk Jim

- cuddly. he doesn’t drink around Ty anymore!

- cries when people say they’re going home, wants to hug them

- laughs at everything so hard he ends up wheezing and dizzy

- wildly passionate rants about ridiculous things

- please sit on him he wants all the friends

Drunk Cat

- pissy

- knows she’ll have a wicked headache in the morning

- refuses to drink water

- drops incredibly cutting and accurate analyses of the people around her like it’s no big thing

- takes everything seriously

Drunk Lindsey

- banned in 43 bars

- is the life of the party, always laughing

- wants to hug and/or fight everyone

- too honest. you dont want lindsey to be this honest.

- *lolls head on shoulder* “cat i love you, why won’t you marry me, cat can we get kids, caaaat you’re so hooooot caaaaat”

Drunk Ellis

- giggly and nervous

- red face

- has zero tolerance for alcohol, please give him water

- talks about space facts but gets them all wrong

- ends up weepy before the end of the night and has to be carried home

Drunk Nic

- normal Nic but louder

- overshares

- don’t disrespect women at the club or they will fight you

- half the things they say are quotes but nobody knows what from

- dramatic in a fun way

[sadisim]

OC Tag

Tagged by the cutsie @bobapixls​, tyvm dear! ^^

Tagging: @falllforfiction​ @killo-bye​ @avoixs​ @r0ach3z​ @puffshale​ and whoever wanna do it * _ *

Name ➔ Hana Mikami

► Are you single? ➔ “Yeah. Single and READY to fuckin’ mingle already. UGH.” ► Are you happy? ➔ “I guess. Shit could be going a LOT better but I’m not too disappointed anyways.” ► Are you angry? ➔ “Everyone knows I am literally the eye of the storm when I get angry. Stay the fuck away from me.” ► Are your parents still married? ➔ “No. Fuck my mom.”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ “Azabu, Tokyo, Japan” ► Hair Color ➔ “Brown but I LITERALLY change hair colours like socks. Blonde is GUCCI as fuck though.” ► Eye Color ➔ “Brown. Sorta light? They look weird in different lights.” ► Birthday ➔ “Scorrrrrpio, baby!” ► Mood ➔ “In all honesty? Shit.Crap. Poop. I’m like, w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r at this point.” ► Gender ➔ “I got a puss!” ► Summer or winter? ➔  “Summer hun! I love the sun-kissed skin, late nights and beach parties!”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ "No...” ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ “LOL. Miss me with that shit.” ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ "Me obviously. I ain’t letting some limp dick step on me.” ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ “I never thought about that before.” ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ “Sorta.Sorta not? Depends...I don’t think that monogamy is for me.” ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ “My caaaats!!!” ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ “Tons! Always get nice messages from people on the web. Really warms my heart up to see those lengthy lovely comments and DMs.” ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ "Nah. I can’t break my own heart, like... who makes these questions?!”

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust? ➔ “Lust allll the way, baby!” ► Lemonade or iced tea? ➔ “Iced tea FTW!” ► Cats or Dogs? ➔ “Is this seriously a question? I am the MOTHER of cats. The QUEEN of cats. C-A-T-S!!!” ► A few best friends or many regular friends? ➔ “The more, the merrier!” ► Wild night out or romantic night in? ➔ “Wildin’ cause I can’t be taaaamed” ► Day or night? ➔ “Night because I look fire in shiny sequin dresses.”

FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ “By my mom? Way too many times growing up. She never cared though. My dad? Never- I’m a PRO!” ► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ “No. I’m clearly not that stupid.” ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ “Nahh. If they don’t want me then what’s the point in droolin’ after them?!” ► Wanted to disappear? ➔ "No? Why would i want that?”

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes? ➔ “Eyes.” ► Shorter or Taller? ➔ “TALLLLLL so i can climb him~” ► Intelligence or Attraction? ➔ “Attraction. Don’t need no smartass to fuck with me.” ► Hook-up or Relationship? ➔ “Hookups are fun. But sometimes i need a relationship.”

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along? ➔ “Not really. Ever since my mum left I just stuck with my dad. I love my aunt though, mom’s sister. And my dad’s pretty cool too. I never met my other half siblings and i absolutely can’t stand dad’s family for that matter. They’re all a bunch of brainwashed monkeys.” ► Would you say you have a “messed up life”? ➔ “Sorta? To be honest it wasn’t the easiest. Just read one of my interviews.” ► Have you ever ran away from home? ➔ “Tried a couple times. Always returned before nightfall.” ► Have you ever gotten kicked out? ➔ “No. My daddy loves me too much for that.”

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? ➔ "One too many.” ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends?  ➔ “Nah. There’s only a couple whom i love dearly.” ► Who is your best friend? ➔ "Ever since my bestie passed away i can hardly say i have another bestfriend. I just can’t have anyone replace her.” ► Who knows everything about you? ➔ “Currently? My dad. He’s really nice. And understanding. Even though we fight a lot.”

[def-initely-soul]

85 questions: Tag Game

Rules: Answer these 85 questions about yourself and tag 20 people 

I was tagged by @lucbelle thank you very much love! <3

⇢ Last:

Drink: hot chocolate

📱Call: mom

Text Message: my fellow hoesuck hoe @maliby <3

Song you listened to: god is a woman - ariana grande

Time you 😢: hm... about a week ago maybe?

⇢ Ever:

Dated someone twice:  nope, thank god

😘 someone and regretted it: no

Been cheated on: I think no

Lost someone special: yes

Gotten drunk and thrown up: hahahhahahah yes

⇢ In the last year, have you:

Made new friends: yes

Fallen out of 💛: no

😂 until you 😢: yes thanks to a whole bunch of adorable assholes i call my friends <3

Found out someone was talking about you: yes

Met someone who changed you: no

Found out who your friends are: already knew that

😘 someone on your Facebook friends list: nope I’m lame okay

⇢ General:

How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Most of them

Do you have any pets: No but i wish i had a caaaat :’(

Do you want to change your name: nope

What did you do for your last 🎂: went out with my friends for drinks and also cut out tht one person in my life I thought was my friend :)

What time did you wake up today: at roughly 9am

What were you doing at midnight last night: having some beers with ma gurl @taitarin while contemplating the meaning of life just kidding we were watching vines

What is something you can’t wait for: leaving greece and moving somewhere else preferably london

What are you listening to right now: nothing

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope

Something that gets on your nerves: when people don’t take me seriously :)

Most visited website: tumblr lol

Hair color: black <3

Long or short hair: I used to looooove short hair but recently i realised that long hair actually suits me better

What do you like about yourself: I’m very perceptive and I always try to be open minded

Want any piercings: I have some so I’m good for now

Blood type: idk xD

Nicknames: Marysam, Maraki, Mario

Relationship status: single until the end of times

Zodiac sign: Scorpio

Pronouns: she/her

Favorite 📺 show: The Haunting of Hill House, Stranger Things, The 100, Glee, Fringe

Tattoos: one star in the middle of my lower calf right above my ankle

Right or left handed: right handed

Ever had surgery: nope

Piercings: 4 on my earlobes, one septum and a lip piercing that I’m not putting any jewerly in anymore

Sports: does dancing count?

Dream Vacation: New York, Seoul, Scotland, Havana

Trainers: A white pair of Reeboks

Eating: Greek food, some of Korean and Japanese cuisine, Italian food

Drinking: coffee, beer, wine, rum, orange juice, hot chocolate

I’m about to watch: The Chilling Adventurous of Sabrina, I watched the first 3 episodes the other day so now I’m looking forward to the next

Waiting for: a miracle

Want: to move to London :)

Get married for: love

Career: Well this one is complicated. I’m still a college student studying for a degree in geology, but I’m also taking musical theater acting lessons so I can become an actress. Plus I’ve been thinking a lot of maybe trying my luck in the fashion styling industry but who knows?

Hugs or kisses: kisses ftw

👄 or eyes: eyes

Shorter or taller: Taller

Older or younger: Don’t have a preference

Nice arms or stomach: arms

Hookup or relationship: both?

Troublemaker or hesitant: I want to say troublemakr but i think i am hesitant

⇢ Have you ever:

😘 a stranger: no

Drank hard liquor: yes

Lost glasses: no

Turned someone down: yes

Sex on first date: no

Broken someone’s ️❤️: yeap

Had your 💔: yes

Been arrested: no

😢 when someone died: yes

Fallen for a friend: yes

⇢ Do you believe in:

Yourself: sometime i do sometimes i dont it depends really

Miracles: not really

💛 at first sight: pf, no

😘 on the first date: why not?

Angels: no

⇢ Other:

Best friend’s name: nikoleta & elisabeth

Eye color: green

Favorite Movie: Dead Poets Society

Favorite actor: Robert Downey Jr.

Favorite Food: Greek Food

Extrovert or Introvert: introvert

Favorite flower: roses

Favorite Hello 🐈 characters: i... don’t know what that is

Tagging: @ellrouxx @taitarin @chessireneko @maliby @m00nk1ld @kpopchangedme @bread-jinie @taetaetrashhh @taetaetrashhh & @tokyoblack <3 only do it if you want to!

[heavyonthecost]

Carrot Cake Soul Shuffle Incident: rough translation (Part 4/4)

The last part of this minigame! Hopefully these translations has been useful for someone, and input/feedback are welcome.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3)

???: U... ugh... H, how was it...? Who's who this time...?

Morgana: ...wait, wha, this is Morgana's body! I see... I see, I see.

Pauline: Wait!! What do you mean, "I see, I see"? You're Jacopo, right?

Morgana: You got it. Despite everything you say, you do look at me closely.

Pauline: I'm going to curse you to death, you know!?

Michel: Ouch... It's certainly scary to suddenly lose your consciousness... Ah, I'm Giselle. This is Michel's body, huh, I'm a bit glad...

Jacopo: Ah... sorry. I'm the girl Michelle. ...The switch is random, after all...

Morgana: (I'm in Morgana's body, and she's inside mine... I want to spend more time in this turn of events...)

Pauline: (He's certainly thinking of something weird...!!)

Maria: I'm Pauline! Where's Yukimasa!?

Mell: I'm Maria. This time it's his body, huh.

Uglyspeckles: Bweooooooow!!!

Michel: ...

Uglyspeckles: Meow! Meow! Meowmeowmeow!

Michel: Um... Michel?

Uglyspeckles: Meowmeouw!! (Shaking head side to side)

Michel: Mell?

Uglyspeckles: Bweoooooooow!!! (Desperately nodding)

Michel: Oh... owow... sorry, Mell...!

Mell: Actually, if you just think about it, someone's gotta be in the cat, huh. I'm glad I'm in a human body.

Michel: I feel really sorry for Mell, though... Then it's Michel in my body, right!? Ah, Michel! What would I do if I still couldn't meet you!

Giselle: ...hm...

Michel: Hm?

Giselle: Hm, hm, hehehehehehehehehe!!!

Michel: ...Mi...chel!?

Giselle: Yahoooooo! I'm finally freed from being a caaaat!!

Michel: !?!?!?!?

Giselle: To top it off, I'm in the big-breasted girl's body! This is the best! I'm going to take a bath straight away, filled with a man's dreams!!

Michel: Ju, jujujujujujust a minute! Wait a minute! Who are you!? You're not Michel, are you!?

Giselle: Ahahah! There's no way Michel would be acting as lively as I am, right!

Michel: That's why I'm asking you!

Giselle: I'm known as the man in the painting! Also known as Michel's brother! Also known as Georges!

Michel: Wh-wh-wh... Why is Georges here!!!

Giselle: Don't ask me. When I came to, I was already inside the cat. Ah, what a surprise that was. From what I can gather, we have a soul-swapping incident here? Then it must be that after Uglyspeckles' soul left the body, it must've collided with me inside the painting like a billiards ball. Wouldn't that be how we got switched? At any rate, it'll be troubling if I stayed a cat, I'm glad I'm a human now.

Michel: B-b-b... But...! Then, where is Michel!?

Giselle: Who knows?

Michel: "Who knows"? But you're his brother!!!!

Giselle: Ahahah! Not even brothers know everything about each other! In fact, there's so much that we don't know!

Michel: Ugh! Michel! Just where did you go to...!

Maria: Y, Yukimasa... where's Yukimasa...?

Michel: Micheeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!!

Maria: Yukimasaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Jacopo: Aah... I'm sorry... it's because I made that cake after all...! I'm really sorry! S-sob...!

Giselle: Well then, I'm going to take a bath!

Morgana: Wait up! If you're taking a bath, I'll come with you!

Pauline: What are you even saying, I'll kill you!!!!

Mell: ...there's no getting this under control.

Uglyspeckles: Bweoooow...

???: ...h... hang in there...

Nellie: U... ugh...

???: ...Nellie...

Nellie: Whoa!?!?!?!? I'm him and he's me and she's him and he's her-!!!!

Michel: ...calm down. Right now, you're you, Nellie.

Nellie: Eh... Dearest Michel? This is... the present...?

Yukimasa: Looks like you're awake. That's good.

Nellie: The beast is here too...! J, just what is going on? Didn't you die?

Michel: It seems that to escape that world, dying is the way to go.

Nellie: Eeh!?

Michel: ...actually, I only knew about the soul-swapping incident from talking to him.

Nellie: Just what does that mean? Explain it so that I can understand!

Michel: First of all, I already logged out from when we first ate the cake. In other words, I already died at that point.

Nellie: Why...?

Michel: Uh... that's. Please don't laugh at me for it... I choked.

Nellie: ...pfft.

Yukimasa: I think telling her not to laugh just made it worse.

Michel: I, I can't help it! My dislike of parsnips is on a traumatic level! It's not weird that I'd choke because of it!

Nellie: Just like Japan during New Year's... be careful of mochi & parsnips!

Michel: A, anyway, that's all about me.

Yukimasa: And I slipped on my feet.

Nellie: Huuuh?

Yukimasa: I'm talking about that night. I needed to use the restroom. The closest one was the one on the second floor, and I was trying to go there. But your body height and mine were too different. Having just woken up, I couldn't find my sense of balance, and the bad visibility at night didn't help, so I missed a step.

Nellie: So... there weren't any murders?

Yukimasa: That's right.

Nellie: Haah... I didn't think it'd come up to something so anticlimactic. I was worried it'd be like that other side story, where it started out humorous but ended in a depressing fashion!

Yukimasa: From here, it'll be good if the ones still over there can realise this, but -

Michel: ...I wonder how long it'll take...

Michel: One more time! Let's make the cake one more time!! Michel's definitely floating around here somewhere!

Maria: That's right! Yukimasa's definitely floating around here too!

Jacopo: U, understood...! As long as you all wish so, I'll continue making carrot cakes...!!

Morgana: Understand this, Morgana. I'm not taking a bath with ulterior motivations, I just think that I couldn't neglect the hygiene of your body -

Pauline: No way that excuse is going to work!! You wait up too, the other pervert over there!

Giselle: Huhuhuh! Not even a witch can stop my burning ambitioooon!

Mell: Ah... I don't care about anything anymore. Wanna play chess?

Uglyspeckles: Meouw...

Jacopo: Everyone! The third cake is dooone!

(Text on background image of credits: They’re huge...)

SOMETHING AFTERWORD-LIKE

(Text on background image: Let's go ahead positively~)

Q: Why did you make something like this?

A: We wanted to make something that gets funnier every time Yukimasa shows up, and it turned out like this.

Q: Why are the names according to the outer appearance?

A: It's partly to introduce confusion, but the biggest reason is because the backlog is funnier that way.

Q: To sum it up... you just wanted to make Yukimasa funny?

(Text on background image: It's the end of the world...)

A: That's right.

[sussex-nature-lover]

Monday 6th July 2020 - Dennis part 2, the cast of thousands (OK, just a few)

Link to Part 1

It’s good fun choosing names, but it’s a big responsibility too. Why Dennis? Well the cat needed a name other than THE BLACK CAAAAT. I guess he must’ve had a name at some time in his early life, but we’ll never know what it was, which is kind of a shame, although he had the name we gave him for most of his life.

Through work, OH and I both knew an older gentleman called Dennis and  by personality he was more demanding and precise than the top honours graduate from the University of Precise Things in Precise Land (loose Black Adder reference. Very loose) We knew him for years and he was always the same.

I had a dream about him, the man, one night. I dreamt that he and his wife went Christmas shopping at the Bluewater centre and that he left her to browse while he prowled and inspected the loading bays of all the big stores, like House of Fraser and Marks and Spencer and reorganised them, putting everything to rights, telling them just where they were going wrong and where and how things should be stored properly to his precise standards. It was one of those vivid dreams that stay with you.

When the Black Cat first investigated our kitchen, he was just the same, sniffing at every little thing and giving it ‘ the look’ for all the world conveying ‘That Shouldn’t Be There’ every time something new, like a bag of shopping, came in.

I learned that cats don’t like change much, or for things to be moved, but he was so measured it was funny to watch and ‘that shouldn’t be there’ became his catchphrase. I gather this is something a lot of cats do, but like I said, we’re not cat people.

We felt sorry for him in the very wet and exceptionally bitter winter of 2006 and he really didn’t seem to have anywhere else to be, so slowly, very gradually, he just moved in. We moved his silver food dish just inside the patio doors so he would be sheltered as he ate and put down a blanket if he wanted to make use of it.  The first night he stayed inside was very strange, but he simply got his head down. He didn’t venture into the house beyond the corner of the kitchen door for a long time.

When he was well settled in, he’d do an inspection prowl in the evening, check the other downstairs rooms and very occasionally upstairs, although the one room in the house he never ever entered was our bedroom. The Utility Room became his ‘ensuite’ and he had a hidey home in three spots...behind the sofa in the drawing room, in between two chairs in the sitting room and under the bed in Ms NatureWatch 1’s old bedroom. OH and I learned to live with frequent sneezing and extra vacuuming. He didn’t like the doorbell at all and there were certain people who’d come to work at the house, like the man who services the drainage tank - a very nice man as it happens - but something about his voice would send D into hiding for the whole day.

Just Dennis wasn’t a strong enough name for a cat who had some impressive abilities and so over time it progressed to become Dennis The Amazing Wonder Cat...much more fitting. Sometimes he was here and then, pooft he was gone, or he was back, just like that. Amazing. He was a stealth cat.

Getting to know him better, his back story slowly revealed itself, like Skimbleshanks, Dennis was a Railway Cat and had a similar character, but a much more elevated status, in his previous incarnation as the original investigator and author of the canal and rail guides published under his nom du plume of Bradshaw.

Not only that but it was later revealed that he’d risen to an exceptional rank in the Royal Navy and later been the unique subject of a drive-by Knighting when HM Queen Elizabeth visited Newhaven Port on 31st October 2013, which, coincidentally was Dennis’s 14th birthday (we approximated his age when we first got to know him and designated his birthday, what with being a Black Cat Halloween seemed fitting)

So there we have him, in all his glory, Sir Dennis Horatio Amazing Wonder Cat of Bradshaw, Lord High Admiral of the Fleet. RIP.

Try repeating that twice over the phone to the Vet’s Receptionist.

He was a funny old boy, he hated strangers but put up with me and came to be OH’s great pal. He was very dignified and didn’t like to be disrespected. One time I mistakenly bought cat biscuits for kittens and he wouldn’t eat them, so I cunningly mixed them in with his regular biscuits, only to find he picked every ‘kitten bit’ out and discarded it. That told me! I bought him toys, including a mouse, to play with. He took one look at it and went outdoors, returning a couple of minutes later with an actual mouse. Aaaaaagh. His expression? ‘Call that a mouse? that orange bit of fluff? NO, this is a mouse’ I was firmly put in my place once more.

He never made any mess, never got on any furniture except outdoors - he did requisition empty boxes mind and he was very quiet, just occasionally hissing at the fox and in later years miaowing for a little bit of fuss as he lay by the side of OH’s chair. Otherwise he’d get your attention by stealth, creeping up and sitting silently behind you as you prepared food. He loved a little bit of cheese or some hand carved ham.

He put up with our daughter’s two cats when they holidayed here and two other cats and a kitten which we fostered for quite a while.  Did I say we’re not cat people?

The Dodger and Dennis, inside and out. A kitten who was lost in our garden. Eventually we managed to trace the owner and reunite them

Socks (the only animal we’ve ever had who gained an obvious kind of name, but not an obvious way of saying it) who was abandoned by a family in our lane who moved away. We fostered him for 8 months and I loved him. He was re-homed by a local cat rescue for us. I cried buckets when he left, but he was quite a handful and his presence could be stressful at times for Dennis, not to mention ‘Katoing’ OH when he came in from work.

Dennis (left) and Herbie (Right) - so called because he was found in the herb patch, which is only obvious if you know that fact.

As with the kitten, we looked after Herbie and advertised locally, contacted vets and used word of mouth but no one came forward to claim him. Again, we fostered him and got him vet checked with the help of a local charity and he was eventually found a nice new home.

Herbie

<Massive Tangent because it always makes me smile> 

Miss NatureWatch the Younger, when she was a toddler, got quite upset because she was fancying some ‘Herbie Sandwiches’ and (unsurprisingly) I was having trouble fathoming what she meant. It took quite a bit of working out, but we did get there in the end. Lemon Curd on wholemeal bread - a little treat I could recommend actually. I’d once made these tiny, crustless square delicacies whilst she was watching Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (or one of the Herbie films anyway and I should point out that they were vintage films at this time) and it was the only way she could think of describing what she wanted to eat again...so Lemon Curd has been Herbie ever since.

Herbie was the only other cat that Dennis had a half decent relationship with,by which I mean he ignored him. Herbie actually managed to have a nap one afternoon on Dennis’s bed while Dennis snoozed alongside. That was quite a triumph.

With Ms NatureWatch’s cats, Dennis was disdainful of the young pretender Mr B, but seemed to have quite a soft spot for Minxy who was an older pure white female and who had the accolade of once ‘kissing’ Dennis on the nose.  RIP Minx, forever known now as Dennis’s Girlfriend. I think he was far too shocked to protest at the kiss, but maybe he quite liked it! Minxy by name...

Dennis was also an animal rescue hero (I’ve blogged this before) when he alerted us to Buster the Hedgehog who was sheltering in the kennel we’d bought for Dennis to use while we were at work. That’s going back to before he stayed in the house while we were out.

What a lad he was and how our hearts broke when it was time to say goodbye. We’d only ever been able to pick him up on a couple of occasions over all the years and his veterinary care had to be house calls and observation, but he was a strong and healthy boy who lived to a good age and brought so much richness into our lives.

That was awfully long but there’s a lot to say In Memory of a Very Important Cat

Amazing. The Amazing Wonder Cat.

Handmade brooch commissioned from Nick Hubbard Jewellery in 2009. Dennis can always be with me.

Hope you enjoyed the read and my tribute to Dennis. Just remember...we’re still  not cat people, well, not unless you count our distant relationship with M Flambeau.

Fox and Flambeau

M Flambeau seen twice yesterday

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