#what a terrible day to have eyes

[victusinveritas]

This reminds me of The Power of the Strength of the Heart by Bobby Fingers (which you need to listen to right away, it is on both Spotify and Audible and might also be available in print but...it is a masterpiece and made me cry laughing).

[handspunyarns]

[bitterwitch]

You know how I know it's bedtime? The pelvic floor reels with people sucking liquid into the tube start up.

[edgepunk]

girl I did NOT just scroll past a Peter x Aunt May fic

[urrone]

I would like to submit two gems from an alien fucking romance written by someone who is, based on the name and bio in the book, a woman:

"Mine," he grunted, the end of his slanted cock and its soft, hooked tip hitting her cervix and battering against it, forcing her body to give in, to surrender to him and adjust.

and

His soft, hooked tip hit her cervix, pushing it aside as he sought more depth, cramming his dick up into her as deep as it could get.

I’m reading bad sex awards finalists across the years

[unriding]

me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

art by @rabbbitseason of course <3

[victusinveritas]

The things we find on the Internet fill me with hope… and disgust. Lots of disgust.

[raphohwell]

I rly love chicken tikka masala but I’d rather not have that particular taste while deepthroating another dude?????

WHO TF IS THIS MARKETED TO?????

last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler

[workersforanotsafeparadise]

I had to read this so...here you are.

[sluckythewizard]

YOU JUST HƎARD IT FROM [HIS MOUTH] FOR SURƎ!!!

[ronnabyte]

garmadon devouring his son ,HAPYP BIRTHDAY @dynamo-roll3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yeahprolly]

To everyone involved in bringing this before my eyes: I wish you had never been born.

[things-methinks]

Motherfucks on IG are comparing that British brat and Max to Brocedes

[julykings]

rlly struggling lately to make art, almost feeling a fear surrounding it that of course is directly connected to “internet success” like deep down that kind of thing does not matter does not fulfill my soul etc but of course feels so important for my career.. but how important can it be if it prevents me from doing any real creating or searching exploring experimenting etc… almost like the fear of disappointing others only leads to me disappointing myself. Or whatever. and obviously the answer is to stop looking at instagram lol

[front-facing-pokemon]

[r0semultiverse]

Should have posted this sooner but Netflix leaked the date of The Amazing Digital Circus episode 4 back in October

Back when episode 3 had just launched on Netflix like a whole minute before the Youtube premier (since it had a count down), Netflix showed this on the mobile app.

A placeholder image for Episode 4 of Pomni in front of the digital turkey from episode 1 and text that says "Coming in December."

I screenshotted it because surely there's no way this was true given the spacing between release dates of the last 2 episodes (two & three) and sent it to my partners and a server I'm in dismissing it as just Netflix being Netflix and putting out misinformation as streaming services are known to do quite often. Seeing as Netflix just acquired the rights to have it also shown on their platform, it was even more likely it was just total misinformation as GLITCH hasn't been that transparent with us before about this series and there was no word on episode 4 in any official capacity.

Editing this after having written the initial post: Apparently it was also supposedly leaked on the Netflix website too with a more specific date given.

Cut to yesterday when we got this image of seemingly promotional material for the next episode from GLITCH. I was shocked, it's coming soon then? Maybe this is just to tide us over for a few months, the Netflix leak was probably not even a leak. (This is the best quality I got, I don't have a twitter and I'm sure the instagram image compression is as bad as the Youtube community post.)

Ah yes, this man is super charitable with his 57 cents. 😂 (inb4 North America public service job moments with the two gunmen NPCs on the loose.)

AND THEN TODAY THE TRAILER DROPPED TELLING US THAT EPISODE 4 WILL DROP ON DECEMBER 13TH! I am shocked, I am in awe, and fuck Netflix for leaking the general date (even if it's just the month) that the next episode would come out as that wasn't official information that we were probably supposed to know. Also here's a banner showing something new going on with Gangle.

Having said that though I enjoy little leaks like this personally, whether it was coincidental and misinformation on the streaming service's part or not. CHECK THE NETFLIX PAGE AND APP RIGHT AS EPISODE 4 DROPS OR WITHIN THOSE 24-48 HOURS I GUESS! MAYBE THEY'LL DO IT AGAIN! 🤯 Netflix just can't stop leaking things I guess, from entire shows to release dates of shows.

Another edit: Apparently Gangle's VA said somewhere in this live stream that it was coming out in December, but I haven't watched all of it; so, I can't confirm if that's true.