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Romancing Astarion while playing as Gale like: Oh, no! The enablers are enabling!
#what a shocking turn of events!#who could have seen this coming#I’m trying so hard not to girl boss too close to the sun but my vampire boyfriend keeps praising me when I do morally questionable things :(#do I reload my save… or do I keep it just because Astarion said ‘I see you Gale I see you’
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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Rating korean webnovels' protagonists' reaction to meeting another version of themselves for the first time
Kim Roksu: 10/10, very polite and helpful, worked to save his other self's world while also being thoughtful not to mess up his life and personal connections Kim Dokja: 0/10 tried to stab himself Han Yoojin: 0/10 tried to stab himself
#both yoojin and dokja get considerably better at it with more tries but#what a spectacularly disastrous first time#dokja gets additional points detracted cause he tried to stab himself as a child#yoojin gets additional points detracted cause his other self tried to stab him back#in a shocking turn of events cale is the one who hates himself the least out of the trio#good for him!!!#despite being self-destructive as hell#lout of the count's family#lcf#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#kim roksu#kim dokja#ominscient reader's viewpoint#orv#sctir#the s classes that i raised#han yoojin#tsctir
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the new meds are currently making me feel like maybe i can be a stress cleaner
#i feel less apathetic (good) & have more energy (good) but im quite tense (bad) but it makes me wanna be productive. shocking turn of events#tbh hopefully it stays that way it will make painting my place much easier lmao#im straight up doing additional work at work bc i feel like doing it. what the fuck. its my 6th day of work in a row??
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UHM OREN..YOU MAY WANNA CHECK UP ON PINKI. I THINK SHE FOUGHT SOMEBODY BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY DID TO BRUD...
“Mm, yeah. I heard something was going on with her.”
“Right now she’s dealing with more, ah… pressing matters, let’s say, so I’m sticking close by for the time being.”
“Man, what’s gotten into Raddy recently?”
#Whoea Oren isn’t smiling what a shocking turn of events#oren sprunki#sprunki oren#sprunki incredibox#sprunki#sprunki rp#askorensprunki#ask blog#sprunki roleplay#oren x pinki
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*crawling out of february covered in dirt and soaked in blood*
i finally finished my event fics <3
#JFC MAN.#don't. don't let me do 2 events at the same time ever again. what the hell man.#really shocked at how short my mixtape fic is actually considered how long the other versions of it were#BUT i think overall im really happy with how it turned out so like. length be damned i think its GOOD#and a finished 2k story is better than an unfinished 20k story so <3#ffs why was it such a STRUGGLE#there is... maybe something i could add to it...... but idk that i will#shh ac
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alex albon in a williams is 5 points away from pierre gasly in an alpine
#not trying to be mean etc but like. we have seen them compete in equal machinery…..#anyway this turn of events is extremely validating but not at all shocking to me#most shocking part is williams managing to add some downforce so alex can finally show what he can do#asks#anon
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rediscovering I have empathy? craaaazyyyyy
#beanie babbles#okay so this is gonna be a vent post but all in the yags#tw pet death#tw death#i hope dont think this is ablest language but its not precise language#Here we go#I never really doubted I have a capacity for empathy. It can be kind of hit or miss- amd even when I dont understand I try to be compassion#-ate. all that good stuff blah blah#Whats a lot more accurate to say is I dont really feel bad for dead people#I'll feel bad at the idea of somone dying maybe. I dont want living people to suffer and die just because.#I get upset when my friends are suicidal or when somone goes out and kills other people or even when a fictional charecter dies sometimes#but the mourning isnt about their death. it sucks that i cant hang out with them any more or that they cant experiance shit any more#but im not crying at a casket#But I did cry when I found my housemates pet bird limp on the floor of the cage today- the other one not seeming to even realize#This is the second time. The first one the birds were closer and the loving one wouldnt stop making noise tryong to get our attention#this one didnt mind as much- was just hungry and looking for some more feed. The feeders were empty and water gross#I stay with the birds every day and make sure they get excerize and enrichment because my housemate cant do that part#but i dont check the nessicities#so that was a shock. I refilled the food compartment after taking the dead bird out and putting them in a box#I dont think thats why they died. These birds have their wongs clipped before purchase and cant flay very well at all#But this bird practiced and was able to get a lot of height and distance as feathers grew back. But didnt know how to stop#Constantly crashing into floors and walls. Thats the main culprit I think#Its just weird that I cry easier over birds and fictional charecters and material things than my family. I feel guilty about it#Not that guilty i got all that angst out in 2020#vent post#not really actually this turned into an explination of events more#anyway#the actual post had nothing to do w9th anything bru
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What is your preference or more interesting to you? Kenny falling for Kyle perspective, or Kyle falling for Kenny perspective? :)
Oh, Kyle falling for Kenny definitely.
Listen I looooove Ken fallin' but he can reasonably justify himself through it with "I mean it makes fucking sense he's nice to me and hot and I'm both FUCKING TOUCH AND EMOTIONALLY STARVED so...." his main hindrance is just not wanting to completely fuck up their friendship so he doesn't just launch into asking him out but that's his main struggle.
Kyle on the other hand is a fucking neurotic nightmare of a person. He would catastrophize so hard from every single angle. Because clearly Kenny McCormick could never return such feelings for him because he could have anyone he wants. Gets to be a fun turnaround of Kyle thinking that Kenny extending that kind of offer is charity work. And you have the trope of Ken sleepin' around livin' his best life so Kyle just "clearly this would just be about sex if he said yes but ya know what maybe that's good enough maybe that's all I'm worth anyway". We all know Kyle is plagued with self esteem issues out the wazoo so falling for a tall glass of hillbilly hunk is just gonna ruin him further and plunge him into the pits of despair. And it's so fun to watch the unravel!
#what a shock Court likes the option where Kyle suffers#I know everyone I know it's a heck of a turn of events#orange idiots
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day 51/547 of seokjin’s military service x
jin tweeted this pic on 131024 with the caption :
“It's dinner time now, have you all eaten
I've eaten-jin hehe”
trans cr: Christie @bts-trans x
~bonus under the cut~
jin also tweeted these pictures on 131024, captioned:
사 '진'
* it’s a pun on “photo” and “jin”: jin's name (진) and the last character of the word for photo (사진) are the same. x
jin also tweeted this series of tweets:
“If you all praise Jin right now I will take a photo of sleeping Jimin and upload it”
“Hm...not enough”
“Who said that I was good at dancing...wait a minute, I'm taking the photo right now-jin”
and then posted this picture of jimin 😭
“...I have to put on my clothes to cover him up sighs our Jiminnie is a baby, really a baby”
“Jimin-ah I'm sorry..sleep well, dream of me @BTS_twt”
(all trans credits: Christie @bts-trans x)
#GUESS WHAT#JUST WHEN YOU THINK JIN POSTS WITHOUT JIMIN#HE POSTS JIMIN#WE ARE ALL TRULY SHOCKED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS#IM SOBBING THAT’S HIS BABY#131024#jin posted so much that day wow#seokjin#jimin#jinmin#ot7 are married#YES THIS BELONGS IN THAT TAG#jin military countdown#babysitter ajinda#shirleytothesea
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Just for kicks, because these are just the primary, active projects I'm working on (kind of), and I'm curious. This may also serve as motivation for finishing them faster, but I do Not Guarantee That bc brain.
Set in the in-between moments of the hugging montage in Forever Charmed, Chris and Coop have a heart-to-heart about the "Uncle Coop" bombshell and what it actually means for Coop and Phoebe's relationships.
In the aftermath of a tragic mission in the unchanged future, Chris and Bianca have an introspective conversation while Bianca tends to his wounds.
An AU request twice over (I have been working on it, I promise!), Paige is the Twice-Blessed Witch.
Chris's perspective of events in the latter half of Little Monsters (ft. y'know, everyone headcanons that kid is Wyatt's bestie, so let's break that down, shall we?)
A 5+1 fic of Coop being asked to interfere with Chris and Bianca's budding relationship by... honestly, who doesn't ask him might be more accurate
Someone has to clean out Andy's apartment, and somehow it ultimately falls on Prue and Darryl.
#charmed#abi speaks#me going through my drive and finding more fics#but these are the primary ones i'm working on as in actually writing#the next gen series is still getting extensively plotted out#along with the alt next gen series#there is also this other long fic in my head that incorporates my headcanons about prophesied witches#along with a lot about the hollow and phoenix witches that i Do Not Have Time to Write but...#it intrigues me and i genuinely think that it's so fucking clever i wanna write it#and it's not a series! but it'd be a long ass fic anyways#also in a truly shocking turn of events (*sarcastically*) most of my primary wips are chris or next gen focused#what can i say i love them
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im playing dragon age origins and somehow despite the game being like decades old I haven’t been spoiled for it and don’t know that much about it so I’ve been trying to keep my options open but these fools won’t get off my penis?? everyone’s horny for my chubby elf with an ugly fringe they all want her sooo bad
#the lack of curly haired options in that game is so tragic btw.#on one hand Alastair’s kinda a cute sweet character but he’s also really fucking annoying#he reminds me of this guy I used to bartend with who I thought was gay until he kissed me out of nowhere one night#it was soooo bad I didn’t even know what to say because I was just so shocked by the turn of events I couldn’t even breath#and alistair reminds me of him so much. makes me kinda throw up#leliana is sorry kinda boring to me…. zevran is my man i suppose but I just HATE HIS WEIRD BLONDE HAIR#dao
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There are people out there telling people that the crux of South Africa’s case against Israel is the claim that Israel started bombing Gaza “out of the blue” and “without reason.” And I’m just sitting here like… ��did you even watch their opening remarks?” The answer has to be no. Because I explicitly remember hearing South Africa acknowledge Oct. 7th. And I remember them saying that the scale of the violence and death and destruction is unacceptable as a response.
These people are also claiming that South Africa praised Hamas during their testimony and I just have no idea where they are getting this. Did someone tell you this and you’re just uncritically repeating it? Do you lack reading AND listening comprehension? Or is this a purposeful mischaracterization to spread misinformation? Because South Africa literally said that what Hamas did is unacceptable and that it constitutes war crimes, but they are not a state and not a party to the convention and thus they cannot bring case against them.
#You wanna try Hamas at The Hague?#You’ll have to give them legitimacy as a government and governing body#in a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming#Zionists begin arguing that Hamas should be given international recognition as a government#so they can argue *we’re* hypocrites for treating a state that incurs obligations internationally disparately from an NGTO#(non-governmental terrorist organization)#I declare that ‘horseshoe theory’ now refers to how ‘either side’ will argue whatever the fuck they want#no matter how ideologically inconsistent it is with previous statements#just to serve an expedient political gotcha#‘cuz what the fuck are y’all on#Hamas incurs no international obligations and bears no international responsibilities because it is not a sovereign government#that rules over a sovereign nation#but admitting that requires admitting that Palestinians live under a defacto one-state solution#and that Palestinians in Gaza have been subject to life in a ghetto under defacto Israeli military control
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My most interacted with fics:
Cocky Bastard Vibes (Zhongli)
Tipsy Tales (Anemo boys)
Why He Rejected You (pt 1)
Telling Them Off (Ayato, Venti, Xiao)
A Sight to Behold (Yae Miko)
Obvious (Neuvillette)
Simple (Alhaitham)
What Destiny Has Brought (Fischl)
Why He Rejected You (pt 2)
Blasphemous Assumptions (Zhongli)
#personal#cocky bastard vibes is the least surprising thing on this list. it's the fic that convinced me to turn off my notifications haha#if you're a fan of this fic tho you can expect the spiritual sequel to be getting posted as the next chapter in the bookkeeping!series#tipsy tales is also not surprising. tumblr really likes low effort posts like those#i'd really love to expand on xiao and the traveler's one someday#why he rejected you (pt 1) shocked me when i first posted it because i expected people to hate it haha#i posted it to make a point because i was feeling petty at some of the character portrayal i was seeing#another reason i was shocked is bc pt 2 has all the popular characters but did worse than pt 1#i thought itd be reversed#telling them off is really shocking tho bc other than the ayato fic the other two fics SUCK HAHA#venti's is barely anything and xiao's portrayal is SO BAD. 'secret identities' is a way better portrayal of him#a sight to behold is also shocking because the genshin fandom on tumblr only like men#this fic is my most self-indulgent of them all because i am a SIMP. i really like the sequel to this fic tho#for 'obvious' every time i read that fic i'm surprised at how decent the ending is bc i fully admit i rushed it#but it's a typical romance (atypical for me) so it's not surprising it's on here#'SIMPLE' PISSES ME OFF. THAT FIC DOES NOT DESERVE THAT MANY NOTES. made me so mad 😡#'what destiny has brought' tho... that's the most shocking. like don't get me wrong it's a good fic but.... FISCHL??????#fun fact i literally cannot stand fischl. she's so irritating. i wrote that fic bc i couldn't stand the ending to her summer fantasia event#'she truly became fischl' BUT SHE'S LITERALLY NOT FISCHL??? she's living a lie???#she pretends to be someone else because she hates herself so much. instead of encouraging her delusions shouldnt we like???#give her some self-esteem and show her amy is worthy of love?#BUT THAT'S JUST ME#anyway 'blasphemous assumptions' is not surprising. it's not my favorite but it's definitely of the funnier in the bookkeeping series#out of all these fics 'what destiny has brought' and 'obvious' are my recommendations#one day i wanna do my lowest ranking fics because those are my favorite
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Siren season 1 episode 7
“Dead in the Water”
original air date: 3rd May, 2018
#siren freeform#siren edit#tvedit#mermaid#mermaid edit#the utter lack of polymarine! what a shocking turn of events#siren#my gifs
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new chapter:)
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