#what a gorgeous shot 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[jv-f1]

James in Jeddah! 🥴

— Gregory Heirman (f1gregoryheirman) via Instagram

[flowershines]

can you do reader giving jake a head while jake is in front of his computer desk having a meeting with his colleagues 😵‍💫

{warnings} ⇨smut, fluff (if you squint), blowjob

not proof read

Shallowness surrounded your apartment while you laid down turned towards the wall scrolling aimlessly on social media as you hoped your boyfriend would get home soon. You were always very understanding of your boyfriend being an idol but it’s also very hard to see him work himself till he breaks, as he has been doing for the past few weeks which gave you both no time to see each other. When he would step foot in your apartment you would already be passed out, he would usually walk over to you as he made sure you were comfortable in the blankets and kiss your forehead then would lay down next to you.

He would leave before you could wake up as the day repeats itself throughout the week. Hours had passed while you waited for your phone to brighten up your face with his text being displayed on your screen but the only thing that would brighten your day was watching your boyfriend and his members do their lives, it gave you comfort knowing he was alright. His hair was frizzy which made his hair lay mesially on his forehead, your eyes trailed down to his collarbone as the necklace you had got him for his birthday laid loosely above his shirt which brought out his muscles.

His head rolled towards one side then towards the other as he cracked it while suddenly looked at his phone which brought your text to his attention, he picked his phone up and said it was an emergency as he walked out of the hotel room and into the hall only to see your phone light up from his contact calling you. You couldn’t help but get a rush of excitement running through your veins as you found out it was him, answering the call you heard his husky voice go through one ear and out the other. “Hey gorgeous, I'm sorry I couldn’t get back to you earlier. I’ve been busy all day plus I have to stay all night and have a conference with the members to talk about our comeback.”

He said as he huffed out the last sentence you could tell from the way his demeanor changed that he was filled with stress which caused you to nonchalantly pout slightly, “So I can’t see you tonight?” a sigh was heard from the other line “No, i’m sorry baby. You could come over to Hybe so that way during any free chances I can spend it with you.” his voice changed slightly into a more upbeat one as the thought came to his mind. “Of course I will baby, do you need anything from here?” “Nah, I'm okay. Please hurry over, I can't stand another minute if you're not here in my arms.” Hanging up the phone you immediately shot up from your spot that had previously left you rotting in the bed, walking swiftly towards the door you grabbed your slippers then walked straight to your car.

His touch could make your knees weaken, his voice could bring tears to your eyes, everything about him looked like god had shaped him into the perfect man. You were always lucky to have the best boyfriend ever. Sometimes you doubted yourself but wouldn’t try to focus too much on it. On your drive there a smile was prominent on your face, you always missed him when he was away yet this time felt way more different than any other it started to turn from an ache to a pain. It wasn’t like he had no idea what you were feeling. If anything he was feeling way more worse due to all of his stress, missing you, his family, comeback after comeback. You just wish he would get a break.

Pulling into the parking lot you could not wait to get inside, grabbing your essentials you walked into the building and headed straight to the lobby as you were met by a bunch of their staff as they were leaving for the day since the live had ended. You loved the staff, they were all so supportive of your’s and Jake’s relationship and they were always sweet to you making sure that you never felt left out, “Hey Y/n, they are all still upstairs waiting for the conference room to open up but I have to go home. I'm exhausted. Have a good weekend sweetie.” one of the staff members had told you. “Thank you, you too. Sleep well.”

Heading towards the elevator you got up to the level where she had told you where all the members were, as the door opened you saw your boyfriend who was waiting on the couch in front of the elevator. Looking up you saw his face light up as he saw you, he didn't even give you any time he ran into the elevator with you instantly wrapping his hands around you. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders as he leaned down to hug your waist, the sounds of soft whimpers and sobs pulled you out from the crevice of his neck as you looked at his face. Tears fell from his eyes, “Baby.” you said as you brushed his hair out of his face and played with his hair as he pulled you tighter.

“I-I.. Y-y/n-n…” Not a single word was able to fall from his lips, his words were weakened and soft. It broke your heart you could not handle seeing him like this. You just wish there was some other way you could cheer him up, yet he has to spend the whole night in this building just like most nights. You shushed his words as you walked him back to the couch, you knew he would not break down like this infront of the members so thankfully they went into the nearest room when they heard Jake’s broken down voice.

Rubbing his back he pulled away from your shoulder as he tried to rub off his tears that stained your shirt “Oh, baby don’t worry about that. What happened?” pulling him to the couches you had him sit down, “Just everything, it’s too stressful.” His eyes started to water, you pulled your long sleeve down further past your fingers as you wiped his tears away as you listened to him pour his heart out of all of his stresses. “Calm down, we can talk more about it when we get home but it is 10:30.” He stood up instantly and wiped his tears urgently walking into the conference room as he would wait for the rest of the members to show up. You walked him to the room and saw how the table looked like it was divided at the bottom of it, “I don’t wanna go I just wanna go home.” he whined “The faster you get this over with the faster we can go home.” grabbing your hand he pulled you into the room with him.

“Don’t leave me please, I can hide you.” You giggled at his comment as he pulled you further into the room, “Please, for emotional support. You can hide under the table, it's closed off, they won’t even see you.” “Jak-” “Please.” he begged while you rolled your eyes, giving in to his saddened state. “Fine.” Ushering you to the floor and having you crawl under the table as the other members started to fill in the empty chairs, while they made sure Jake was okay.

As they talked about the most recent upcoming events they have planned you couldn’t help but play with Jake’s shoelaces due to complete boredom, he could not sit still. His hips were constantly moving and shifting in his seat, tapping on his knee you made him know that everything was okay yet that wasn’t the case on why he was so anxious.

Lowering his hand from being placed on the table to now grabbing your hand and placing it on his pants inching closer and closer to his cock, this man never surprised you anymore how he can go from devastated to horny in minutes. Running your fingers along the edge of his cock his foot tapped at you as he sat back more further into his seat, even though the members were talking you could hear his shaking breaths. Unzipping his pants you went as slow as possible trying not to make any noises that the members could hear, his breath hitched causing some of the members to stop and look at him. Taking his cock out while licking the tip his body language screamed tense, shoving his cock in your mouth you put him as far as you can down your throat.

He grabbed your hair tight as possible and pushed you down as far as you can go, the feeling of his shaved pelvis on your nose caused you to swallow due to the sudden itch. As you tried not to gag on him the sound of everybody wrapping up and packing up their thing’s multiple ‘goodbyes’ were heard, the footsteps lead out of the room as Jake rolled his chair out giving you room to crawl out. Getting back onto your feet you tucked his cock back into his pants which caused him to whine and beg you to ‘keep going’ but you just wanted to have sex with him in your bed. “Let’s go home, we can finish this later baby.”

[skiiyoomin]

ღHe turned into a chick!

ʚContent: SMUT CONTENT, fem! gojo x gn! reader, established relationship, swearing, use of he/him, foreplay, oral sex

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a/n thinking about fem!gojo on loop 😵‍💫.

Working as a sorcerer came with many surprises. At one point you learn to expect anything. But never in your life did you expect what you saw.

You were laying on the couch, your eyes boring mindlessly at the show that was playing on the TV. The sound of keys jiggling and the opening of the front door diverted your attention to the familiar figure that was stepping inside.

"You're home early"

You point out as you step into the hallway to greet your boyfriend Satoru with a kiss. He replies with a deep chuckle, leaning in once more and murmuring against your lips.

"What can I say. Can´t help it if I miss my partner"

The rest of the afternoon went by as per usual and night quickly fell over the sky. Drowsiness eventually made the bed seem far more tempting, so with that said, your head rested on his toned chest while his buff arms circled around your waist, pulling you as close as possible. It didn´t take long for your breathing to even out until you were fast asleep in his arms.

Sunlight peeked from the blinds the next morning, illuminating the cozy room and your bodies curled together. As you drifted back to conciousness, you took note of something strange. The body that was laying beside you, supposedly Satorus body, felt different. It was smaller, softer, curvier. Your head instantly shot up, the haziness from having just woken up suddenly disappearing as you look down at your boyfriend turned female.

The loose t-shirt and sweatpants he had fallen asleep in were now much larger in his smaller frame and his sharper features smoothened out into more feminine traits. You reached out and shook his shoulder gently.

"Satoru? Satoru. Wake up."

His groans, usually low and gruff sounded more high pitched, further solidifying the fact that your boyfriend, was now a woman. You shook him again until he slowly sat up, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

"Why´re you looking at me like I grew two heads?"

He asks between a yawn. It cuts short when he too, processes the fact that his voice sounded different, or the way his clothes sat in his new body.

"You should take a look in the mirror"

You suggest. When he does, his eyes widen in shock. It was strange seeing himself like this.

"Damn I´m sexy as fuck as a woman"

Of course, a situation can never remain serious when Satoru was involved in it. Nevertheless, you had to agree with him. If he was already beautiful as a man, it was no wonder that he was just as gorgeous as a woman, now you understand why God never made him one in the first place, he´d be a real menace.

"You are"

Your arms wrap around his small waist from behind, making eye contact with him from the mirror while your chin props itself on his shoulder. You took the chance to fully look at him in his new form. Despite the oversized clothing, your eyes took in his curves before settling on the pair of cherry tits poking out beneath the t-shirt and forming two tents underneath.

Really, you couldn´t help it at all when your hands slid up to cup his small tits, giving them a squeeze. Your mind wandered to the gutter as you imagined how much more sensitive Satoru must be as a woman if he was already sensitive as a man.

A small whimper escaped his lips, confirming your thoughts.

"Can I make you feel good? I want you to know what it feels like when you make me feel good"

The murmurs from your lips against his sensitive neck caused shivers down his spine and a strange heat to start forming in his stomach. He could only nod and whine in response, already feeling hazy just from the feeling of your hands playing with his hardening nipples.

With that, you took him back to bed, hovering above him. Continuing your assault to his neck, your warm tongue grazed the skin before suckling on it until it created blossoms of purple and red. You busied your hands by sliding them under his shirt, revealing more and more skin the further you slid them upwards. The clothing became too disruptive in your ministrations, so with one quick movement, you pulled it over his head and threw it blindly across the room.

The way your mouth salivated when your eyes landed on his perky tits should have you questioning your sexuality, but in that moment you were too distracted by the desire to litter the pure white skin with marks. Your mouth latched onto one nipple, your tongue swirling around it while your free hand rolls the other nipple between your fingers. His high pitched whines and moans sounded like absolute heaven and it took everything in you not to go down on him right then and there.

After his neck and chest were covered in enough hickeys to leave you satisfied, you moved your lips lower, reaching the waistband of his sweats. His hips buckled with impatience when your fingers curled around the fabric way too slowly for his liking, so with that, you pulled them off.

Eagerly, he spread his legs, revealing his pretty soaking cunt aching to be touched. However, you took your time, focusing on kissing up his inner thighs instead.

"Please"

He whined needily. Of course he had no shame.

"Mmm, please what? Use your words for me"

He groans "God please fuck me, eat me out, anything! Just please I need to feel you"

There was nothing more enticing than to have the strongest begging for you. And who were you to deny his desires when he was looking at you with those pretty doe cerulean eyes and pouty pink lips?

Satoru was not prepared for the tingling feeling of your tongue pressing flat against his slit, sliding up until it caught against his hardened nub. The pleasure was unlike anything he felt before and there was nothing he wanted more than to keep feeling it. You groaned at the sweet taste of his slick, the vibrations further stimulating his sensitive sex.

Your hands perched on his hips while your mouth got to work. The relentlessness of your tongue in his aching hole and clit shot him straight to cloud 9. Shivers ran down his spine and his body trembled as the knot building in his womb got tighter and tighter until it snapped.

"Mmgh- m' gonna- oooh fuuck fuck fuck"

Drawing his eyes shut, he screamed out in pleasure, arching his back and throwing his head back against the pillows from the intensity of the orgasm. The haziness cleared away for a moment to fully take in the moment. His heavy breaths filled the room, though they were cut short when you moved up to slide your tongue inside his mouth, giving him a taste of himself.

Your hand squeezed his breasts teasingly before curling around his throat softly.

"Did that feel good?"

You ask, though you knew the answer to your question.

"Mmhm"

He replies with a fucked out smile. The menacing grin that curled on your lips shot straight down to his overstimulated cunt.

"Can I fuck you then? Promise it'll feel good"

He groans, picturing being spread open by your dildo.

"Fuck please"

He moans out. You smirk in return, you were definitely going to have fun with this.

[sserasin]

https://x.com/jiwoongiez/status/1769323341272269156?s=46

matt in this hairstyle is giving step daddy vibes 😵‍💫 imagine Step!Father Matthew waiting for his daughter to come home from work/school just so he could fuck her against his bed, he also loves breeding and making her dumb </3 (one last thing he also has a daddy or sir kink ahsvhwbdhhs)

sorry if this is a lot you don’t have to respond to it! but I love your works 💗🫶

twitter link sfw

oh my god yes !!! he looks so good

stepdad!matthew takes every chance he gets to be alone with you. will get off work early just to be there when you get out from class. he’s still dressed in his work clothes, just his jacket is off with the sleeves rolled up. is all coy and nonchalant, asking you about your day and what you were going to do as he follows you to your room. watches you get undressed— for him while also pretending like you weren’t. sneaks up behind you as your faced away from him, about to put on your pajama shorts, rutting his hard on your ass. drops all act when he turns you around, bringing you into a heated kiss.

fucks you fast and kind of messy; he knows he doesn’t have a lot of time. but he’s always quick to hit that soft spot, grunting, “f-fuck, you— want daddy to come inside you?” at your frantic nod, he chuckles breathlessly, slamming into you leaving you gasping for air. “don’t worry, baby, daddy’ll fuck a baby into you.” your eyes shoot open at that, toes curling as you came undone around his cock. your eyes are rolled into the back of your head, soft whimpers leaving your mouth as a bit of drool trickles down your chin.

seeing your fucked out expression, he ruts into you faster, grunting, “you’ll be fuckin’ g-gorgeous all round with a cute bump, with my kid in y-you,” with his head thrown back at the mental image before he shot long strips of his cum into you. always makes sure you clench to hold his come in you to ensure that you will get pregnant with his kid. pulls your panties up and gets dressed just in time for the two of you to hear a car pulling up in the driveway.

[sheluvslani]

When I Have You

Request: Karen Shetty and tomboy/art freak reader fluff

Pairing: Karen Shetty x art freak!reader

Summary: r gets really self conscious when she sees someone flirting with Karen. Karen provides comfort to r 

Warnings: none, pure fluff

The final bell rung, signaling the end of the day. You packed up your art supplies and moved your canvas and easel to the back of the room. It was one you were making for your girlfriend, Karen.

You patiently waited for Karen outside of her math class. After a few minutes of awkwardly standing in the middle of the hallway, you peeked your head in through the door.

As soon as you saw her,

You also saw Kevin G. And her hand was on him arm as she laughed, presumably from one of his terrible math jokes.

A pang of jealously hit you like a freight train so you spoke up, “Hey Karen! Hi Kevin…”

The both of them turned their heads around to stare at you. Karen immediately took her hand off his arm and stood up.

“Hey babe! Sorry, Kevin was trying to teach me about Tahitian coordinates!” She was quick to pack up her belongings and make her way towards you and taking your hand.

“Actually, it’s Cartesian coordinates,” Kevin spoke up as he was slinging his backpack over his shoulder. “I’ll see you tomorrow, Karen.”

You shot him a dirty look as he hit his arm against yours while you and Karen exited the classroom. You knew how Kevin was with girls, and you weren’t about to let him mess with yours.

Karen gently rested her head on your shoulder and wrapped your arm around hers as you walked towards your parking lot, fiddling around with your keys in your hand.

You knew Karen wasn’t the smartest person, she’s not good at social cues or picking up clues when people like her.

But what you did know is that she wouldn’t do anything to hurt you. 

You unlocked the doors to your Dodge Charger and opened up the passenger seat for Karen. 

“Thanks, gorgeous!” She quickly kissed your cheek before tossing her bag in the backseat and sitting down with one leg over the other.

You made your way to the driver’s side, throwing your bag in the back and quickly buckling up. As you drove by, you spotted Kevin and flipped him off.

She was quick to slap your arm and give you a death glare. “Babe, that wasn’t nice!” She mouthed ‘sorry’ to him as you drove onto the open road.

It was quiet for most of the ride until Karen spoke up,

“Baby, please, I swear it wasn’t anything bad between me and Kev.” She placed her hand on your thigh

“Don’t you see the way he looks at you? Literally every day, babe. I have to witness guys drooling over you as if I’m not right here.” You parked in the driveway to your house, hurriedly exiting through your door to open Karen’s. 

She took your hand for support as she got out. When she did, she wrapped her arms around your neck and lovingly stared up at you, as if you were the only two in the world at the moment. You rested your hands on her hips and pulled her impossibly closer as you looked into her deep brown eyes.

“Baby… I know how he feels about me, I know how every guy looks at me. But I don’t pay them any mind because I have my sweet girl right here, none of them matter when I have you,” She tucked a strand of hair behind your ear and placed a gentle kiss on your cheek.

You returned the kiss as she gently pushed your hair away from your face. “Thank you, baby.”

She gently squeezed your hand as she brought you to the front door, all your worries slipping away.

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@mushu730 sorry for the wait 😵‍💫

[hundredandsix]

ok but ellie x milf!reader 😵‍💫😵‍💫 she’d be feral

Strings ✩ [ ellie williams ] ✩

Oh, anon. I love the way you think.

just a girl (part two)

guitar teacher!ellie x milf!reader

✩ wc: 1.3k

✩ summary: Ellie's day gets a bit more exciting when she meets her favorite student's mom.

✩ cw: ellie having absolutely no game

"That's perfect, buddy!" Ellie exclaimed.

Jackson abandoned the guitar he was holding to throw his arms up in victory. Ellie managed to grab the instrument before it went crashing to the floor, but her heart raced at the prospect of it breaking.

A quick glance at the clock told her she had a few minutes left of the lesson, so she strapped his guitar back in its travel case. When she had the bag zipped up, she pulled her rolling chair in front of his seat to could give him a few parting words.

"You did great today, little guy! I'm going to give you some homew—"

Jackson's hands shot out in front of her face, tiny fingers wiggling erratically.

"Ellieeeee, my fingers hurt!"

With a sigh, she pushed his hands back into his lap.

"That's okay! It's supposed to at first. But if you keep practicing, you'll build up callouses on your fingers and it won't hurt anymore."

Ellie regretted her words when she saw his nose wrinkle. He curled in on himself, horrified by her statement.

"Callouses! What are those?"

She suppressed her laughter at his reaction, leaving a gentle pat on his shoulder to calm him. He was pouting, eyes on his feet as he swung them back and forth under the chair. His legs weren't long enough to reach the floor.

"It's just extra skin. I have lots of them! Here let me show you," she said, pointing to his right ring finger. "You've already got one from holding your pencil at school."

Nose still wrinkled, Jackson held his right hand in front of his face. He peered over his hand to hers, trying to get a look at her callouses.

A gentle knock at the studio door pulled Ellie from her thoughts. It opened with a click.

"Hey, Mrs. Y/L/N. Jackson did great today. He learned all about—" Ellie stopped in her tracks because that was not Jackson's elderly grandmother standing at the door.

Jackson shot up from his seat, a ball full of energy. He ran right at you, sending you sprawling backward into the open door. You cringed at the loud bang of the knob against the wall.

"Mommy!"

"Jackie! Calm down!" you scolded, trying to gain control over the wild child's movements.

Ellie was frozen in what could be called shock. She was positively, wholeheartedly, absolutely starstruck, and she almost wished it was Jackson's grandmother because she didn't think she'd be able to form any words for this gorgeous, otherworldly woman.

She scanned your hands and barely hid her smile when she saw. No wedding ring.

"Sorry about that. I'm Jackson's mom. Usually, my mom is the one who picks him up, but I reworked my schedule. It should be me who gets him from now on."

Despite the 7-year-old's size, you threw him up in your arms like he was nothing. He clung to you like a spider monkey, legs wrapped around your waist.

She'd do the same thing if you gave her a chance. God, she'd do anything to get-

You were speaking to her. And she was staring at you, lips slightly parted, like a complete idiot.

"W-well, it's great to meet you Ms...Y/L/N? I'm Ellie."

She bit her lip, silently praying that you went by your mothers' last name. Please. Please. Please.

"Oh, I know who you are," you winked, and Ellie's soul just about left her body, descending into whatever special layer of hell was destined for lesbians who got the hots for their favorite student's mother. "Jackie tells me all about you. And please, call me Y/N. Mrs. Y/L/N is my mother."

She swallowed heavily. You went by your maiden name. The longer she looked at you, the more she noticed and her pounding heart was short-circuiting. God, your hands, your hips.

She pushed a fallen strand of hair behind her ear. Did she look alright? Ellie didn't exactly have to worry about how she looked all day when teaching guitar to children. She wished she wore the green flannel instead of the red. An ex once told her it made her eyes look brighter.

She realized she was taking too long to respond again when you cleared your throat.

"Are you alright, Ellie?" you asked, an innocent smile on your face.

She was sure you were doing it on purpose. You had to be.

"Mommy, look! Ellie says I have a callous," Jackson exclaimed, pulling his face out of your neck to show you his little finger.

"Wow! Let me see!"

His adorable voice ripped Ellie out of her thoughts again. She pinched her forearm with her left hand, desperate for something to ground her.

"Here, let me get you his stuff," she mumbled, happy for something to do as she shoved the rest of Jackson's things into his travel bag.

Your fingers brush over her entire freckled hand when she handed you the case. Ellie couldn't help it. She visibly shivered against your touch, wondering where else you would touch her if she asked. She just needed one chance.

She allowed herself a second to look at your hands, which most definitely just touched her on purpose. Even Ellie wasn't delusional enough to believe that was an accident. She couldn't stop her thoughts from going to a darker, more intimate place.

"Should I give you my number?" you said, trying to wrangle your son and his bag at the same time.

She tried so hard to stop it, but nothing could prevent the rosy blush that spread across her cheeks. She felt it go all the way to her ears and down her neck. Yes, yes, yes. Give her your number. Give her everything. She could take it. She could take anything you give to her. Anything you wanted.

You smiled wide, teeth shown in a grin that almost doubled as a laugh. Your hand reached out to squeeze her shoulder, nails gently scratching against the flannel.

"Just in case something happens. With Jackie," you clarified.

Ellie had to physically shake her head to pull herself out of her thoughts. It was so wrong to think of you that way. Of course that was not what you meant.

"Right," she said, taking your phone from your waiting hand.

Hands shaking, she managed to put her number in your phone. There was no way you missed the way she was shaking when she handed you the phone back.

"Great! Now tell Miss Ellie thank you!" you said, turning toward your restless son.

Ellie kept forgetting Jackson was there. There was never a quiet moment with him, but he was silent now, eyes scanning between you and her.

"Bye! Thank you!" he said, hopping down from your arms and grabbing your arm.

"Bye, Jackson! Don't forget to practice the notes we learned, okay?" she said, feeling bad for neglecting her favorite student for a moment.

"Thanks, Ellie," you said, sending her another wink.

You let your son pull you out of the room, and as soon as you were out of sight, Ellie let herself fall against the door. She was ready to shut it and lock herself away for the rest of the afternoon, but she stopped breathing when she heard a voice from down the hallway.

"Mommy, do you think Miss Ellie is pretty?"

Her heart skipped another beat or two as she awaited your response.

"Well...um—She's a great teacher, isn't she?" you said, voice strained as you tried to come up with a response.

He was giggling now and she could see the look on his face. She had never met a happier, more expressive child.

"I think Miss Ellie thinks you’re pretty. Just like Hannah in my class! She always says..."

The rest of his sentence faded as you walked out of her earshot. Ellie cursed under her breath and added being exposed by a literal seven-year-old to her list of things that would torment her while she was trying to fall asleep.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

a/n - I kind of feel like this is going to flop, so let me know if you want a part two!

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Some arson neil for wip w please😵‍💫

WIP Wednesday (11/13) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 260)

As he gets closer he realizes 10's mouth is moving, but Andrew can't make out what he's saying. Instead of guessing, Andrew raps his knuckles on the passenger-side window. 10 jumps like he's been shot, nearly hitting his head on the car's ceiling, and grabs his chest before turning a pair of gorgeous, wide eyes on Andrew who merely blinks back.

Andrew jerks a thumb towards the café and asks, "Do you want to go inside or not?"

"Um," 10 swallows and looks at the building. "Not yet...?"

Andrew gestures to the car, "Let me in?"

10 thinks about it for a moment, then nods and reaches over to unlock the door. It feels like a breakthrough. Like something Andrew would appreciate if he were an English major.

He slips into the passenger seat, trampling an assortment of wrappers and fast food cups as he does. He pulls the door shut behind him and suddenly 10 is so close, his eyes so blue, that Andrew almost feels light-headed.

"How's it going?" 10 asks.

"You showed up. I think that means it's going alright."

[secrettastemakerland]

I was disappointed last season for what they did to my fav book but polin’s season is looking good so far. 👀

Pen’s new dresses are gorgeous as well

Colin’s hair is making me 😵‍💫 (some shots is styled one way and right in the next is different 💀)

Oh and francesca 🥹🫶

NAH BC THOSE ARE ACTUALLY MY BIRTH PARENTS AND I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF LUKE AND NIC LIKE I ALREADY KNOW THEY ATE THAT UP.

idk how some people can hate on them i can barely watch a 30 sec edit soooooo more eye candy for me ig 🥵

manifesting benesophie next season ofc <333333

[ladiesonfilm]

Lola Bulgari

Man - it was a real loss to the industry when she retired - she just oozed sex appeal and everything about her screamed ‘filthy slut’😛.

And there’s a lesson here as well : If the ladies do too much too soon they can’t handle it & their porn career is over before it’s started.

Case in point her second ever movie was a 5 man gang bang with DAP and all the bells and whistles and you can see: She’s completely fine with all of it, totally relaxed & even enjoying herself, except for the DAP - it’s clearly too much for her.

Of course it can be very hot when the girls look totally out of their depth & flustered, but what’s the point if it puts them off shooting porn altogether 😦

So in the end she only shot like 40 scenes . . . Maybe if she’d eased herself in a bit more we’d still be getting the benefit of her super sexy body & gorgeous pouty face.

Alternative theory : she might have stopped making porn anyway because she got a better offer :-

From her Insta it looks like she’s happily married now running her own retail business, kids, fancy holidays etc. so just goes to show there can be life after porn, even for the ladies at the very sluttiest end of the strumpet spectrum 😊

Pro Tip : Check her out in ‘10 Man Gang Bang’. It’s pretty full on stuff - the clue’s in the name - but by far the most extreme part is right at the end: instead of shooting on her face all the guys shoot their loads into a bowl and she has to drink the lot!

She looks fine until it’s in her mouth and the true reality of the situation hits her and you can see the sudden panic & horror in her eyes! Anyway she gets it down - somehow - but what a face 😵‍💫🤢🥴🍋!

She honestly looks like she’s about to burst into tears & her ‘smile’ afterward is . . . not entirely convincing . . . It’s 100% certain the second after they cut she ran straight to the bathroom & puked her guts up 😳🫢

Bonus : there’s an overflow post & I made a photostory from her Public Agent shoot

Full post here :-

FR : 5

Status : Retired

PSR : 16.5

PC : R/B/R/R/R

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OF$ : n/a

Shave : B

[steelycunt]

hadn’t seen that aftersun poster before 😵‍💫☹️😵‍💫☹️😵‍💫☹️😵‍💫 ALSO please share more of your thoughts on the holdovers i think it’s flown under my personal radar and i don’t know anything about it!!!!!

its so gorgeous right!! need an aftersun poster for my room i think i really like that one...and the holdovers!! omg!! its set in a private boys school in new england in 1970, every year one of the teachers has to stay at the school over christmas looking after the 'holdovers' who are just any boys who dont go home for christmas...the job falls to this grumpy lonely ancient civ teacher this year along with just one boy holding over who is like. a bit of an arse and a bit troubled. and also the head cook at the school who's son just died in the vietnam war. and well the story is kinda what you'd expect yknow like they dont get on at first and then gradually they get to know each other etc but. its just really really lovely and really well acted and SO gorgeous visually like just beautifully shot. and very touching like it does exactly what its meant to do and does it really well...i really enjoyed it!! : ^ ))

[gaelic-symphony]

Hellooooooo I hope you had a productive day! I most definitely have not, but c'est la vie! Anyway, I opened my computer to get back to bar prep and instead went on Pinterest and found these for you!

fuck fuck fuck mommy? I never realized her in glasses would be so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 AND NOW I'M SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY GOT SO OLD IN LATER SEASONS AND WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THESE HOT MILFS IN READING GLASSES??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE CBS I NEEEEEED IT.

When they wear jeans I absolutely lose my mind. I am completely feral. Look at their thighs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Wrap them around my head PLEASE 🧎🏽‍♀️ Just pretend like the left side of the picture doesn't exist.

Anyway, sorry I'm so h-word in your ask box, but Tara and Emily together is just too much for my brain to handle at once. Have a nice Saturday evening! It's what you deserve! Give Stella a kiss and a treat for me!

Katie!!! Thank you for gracing my ask box today! It has not been as productive a day as I would have liked, but these pictures of Aisha are making my day much better. She is just 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I seriously cannot get over how gorgeous she is! Her smile? Radiant. Exquisite. A true work of art. And her HANDS????? Good god almighty I am a simp. I would sell my soul for one kiss from her. And in GLASSES???? Oh my fucking god! That second picture is just 😺🦋🦋🦋. Truly homophobic that the only time Tara wore reading glasses is that one brief shot of her on the jet in 15x8. I hope we get more reading glasses in the reboot. And more Tara and Emily in jeans because I am looking disrespectfully at their thighs and thinking some very gay thoughts. Those thighs were just MADE to go around my head and you can’t convince me otherwise!

Thank you for stopping by my ask box today and ensuring that I am far too h-word to do any more bar prep! Here is a picture of Stella as a thank-you for this lovely ask.

[bravemikhailo]

val🥰🖤🥰🖤🥰

my beloved, my fav. i hope you know i think the world of you.

i would like to know if you drink coffee and if you do, what do you like in it?

and also—what books are you currently reading?

love u🖤

NESS 🥰🧡🥰🧡🥰 my sweet gorgeous beautiful beloved!!!! 🌸🍃🌻🌼🌺🌾💐🪴🌷

I love you!! so glad you’re in my life 🧡 wish I could fly to you right now and hug you forever

ok so. coffee. unfortunately I do drink coffee even though I’m trying to stop because it does nothing good to my body 😵‍💫 I usually drink espresso so like, just a shot, but still. of course black and without sugar. sometimes I’ll make a cappuccino with almond milk, if I feel like being fancy 🙄

what am I reading!! as for books I’m actually reading the house of the seven gables, ethan frome and the awakening, all for my american literature exam 😵‍💫 I have stopped reading the goldfinch like a month ago because I do not have time but I can’t wait to get back to it once I’m done with my exams 😵‍💫 I feel like I haven’t properly enjoyed a book in like a year and I hate it

thank you so much for the ask ness, hope you’re having a wonderful day my dear 🧡