#what a fuvking mess

[attentionhelpsalotiguess-123]

One Word for the comment fiasco

Eww!

[the-most-account-ever]

The theory that Toritsukas mother is dead is I think most possible of all since it may be connected to his powers, but maybe she isn’t. She just abandoned him right after giving birth and left him with his father, who wasn't a good parent either or just couldn’t care less about his child (or worse, he didn't want a "schizo" for a child) and dropped him off at the temple not so long after. So it gave Toritsuka a sense that he's so unlovable that even the only people who were supposed to love him unconditionaly, didn't. And he supresses it so so hard, and tries to find love so so bad but the only type of love he knows is sexual becouse he saw that on the internet but it just doesn’t ever work and it just confirms his believe that he'll never experience love of any kind.

[saint-fagula]

i really truly wish my school would stop speaking in fucking riddles

[kittyofalltrades]

Kitty

It’s been forever

What the fuvk is up

Got any hot by santi thots you’d like to share with the class?

Hi Romana!!!! Life kinda got away from me but I am always here for some hot Santi thots. Since I was camping a few weekends ago I think maybe some camping thots.

You know the drill 18+ only under the jump

Despite what he did for a living Santiago loved camping. It was a chance to get away from the ugliness of what he did for a living and a chance to refresh himself and spend time with you.

Night two or three of camping is always his favorite because by then you've relaxed into the camping trip and thats when two sleeping bags become one.

You always protest that you'll stay in yours but when he points out that it's easier to fuck in you didn't hesitate to join the two and quickly undress.

Camping sex with Santiago is different than sex in the city. Here is is gentle less rushed and more thorough. His calloused hands exploring every nook and cranny of your body, memorising you and worshipping you while pulling cries of pleasure and orgasm after orgasm from you with just his hands and mouth.

Before he even climbs between your legs to fuck you he's already pulled so many orgasms from you that you think you might actually have seen god at one point and you whisper the word "Pope" making him chuckle.

He pushes into you with a soft whisper of your name before he starts to slowly take you apart again and again. He held himself back from cumming as long as he could wanting to make sure that you were fully satisfied.

When he came he buried his face in the crook of your neck whining your name over and over again like a prayer. A pray of gratitude and love, a pray of fulfillment. In you he found a sliver of peace. And he held onto it with both hands.

Once he came down from his post orgasmic bliss he rolls off to lay next to you in the double sleeping bag. "So Pope huh?" He'd asked earning a weak swat from you. With a deep throaty laugh he'd pull you in close. The mess could be cleaned later but for the moment he needed to hold you and be held buy you.

[mrxwoopwoop]

They scammers from 3rd world country suceed on currupting this app to and now the owner of the website will be offered to clean the mess from same resource to cleanup the mess for that he have to charge users . This is fucking hijacking they doing to all the good social media free apps .they are using same tactics what they used in these 24 years including 911 . Fuvk these mother fuckers .give them something to use for free and what they have done . I hope they never touch this sacred soil of united states' ..why people don't get it . Fuvk these mother fuckers scam low life scamers

[jasedirk]

so new cookie run update is rlly cool.... i noticed the silly little heart thingies that the new update has and decided. to give lico onr of then and. man.

also he has. a diff quote in his aberrant conjurer costume

i kinda find it. interesting in his regular outfit he's way. more declining of the giftcompared to his aberrant conjurer one?? if that makes sense?? idk i just.

!

uhh cutoff is more rambling i think

(has not been proofeead so it may. just be a mess AUGH)

ok this is going to be my. view but feel free tobsyare ur view on this cuz. idk i like listening to other people's interperetation :3

personally him in the 1st image does. sort of make sense for him?? considering how when he was younger he didnt get a lot of recognition and stuff so he was so deprived of recognition to the point he just. startef to like decline any gifts given to him?? orlike he gives it to his licorice servants (UNLESS if its the gifts that he likes then hell accept it ofc dur to the diff dialouge but were going on for this general-gift wise)

so personally i think this also comes to affection as well. sort of. cuz if he never had any recognition then its logical that he never recieved any affection or care whilst groeing up too so. he declines it cuz hes. not used to it and also cuz i feel like. he doesn't want to recieve affection of any sorts?? if i recall correctly from what i remember abt his dialogue he tends to say how he can do everything by himself, and how "he doesn't need friends". and stuff like that. (the i dont need friends part was mentioned in the cookie debate event)

ANWYAYS before i lose focus on what i was going on abt originally due to his mindset usually making him believe he doesnt need anyone else heavilt affects his view of affection?? sort of?? i think he. tends to see it as a useless thing, and that he doesn't need it at all, considering how he practically grew up with.. ANY. so it makes sense for lico to push away any affection or like. gifts and stuff and aaaAAAAAA

i also believe that he also pushes it all away is cuz hes. not used to it?? like at all?? so he doesn't rlly know how to react to receiving it at alland his mindset of him needing no one just. plays a part possibly ok this probably doesnt make sense fUVK

if i repeated stuff like millions of tine we dont talk abt that im half alseep whilst weiting this ok broken heart emoji

i would write more abt this but my motivation has been down the drain for WEEKS so i apologize for not rlly having any lico rambling essays recently AUGH

[melonteee]

i been thinking about punk hazard and i just realised that Vergo’s beef with Law was so fuvking hilarious and out of no where like other members who interacted with Law treaded him ( nicer?) + even Monet

i tried to pin down when it all started

back then they’re never met before, Vergo only heard about this new sick about to die teen from Doffy via den den moshi AND that he’ll be replacing him as a rightman to doffy. And like, I would be so offended as well????? Vergo literally bowed to doffy since he was a kid I don’t think any brain washing would make law do the same lol.

on the other hand, law’s beef with Vergo was simply: you beat me up as a kid.

their beef was much more intense than doffy and Law it cracks me up every time.

To be fair, Monet did watch and laugh as Vergo beat Law up lmao BUT!! I don't think it felt out of nowhere at all when Law betrayed DOFFY. As far as the cult goes, if Doffy accepts you and YOU reject HIM, that's a disrespect to the WHOLE Doffy family. Of course Vergo is gonna beat the shit out of a kid who went against his cult leader.

When it comes to Law, Vergo was literally the guy who caught Corazon and alerted Doffy of his betrayal. Of course Law is going to feel immense hatred for the man who essentially sentenced Corazon to his death. SIGH! What a mess....

[inevitably-johnlocked]

hi steph!

1. *hugs (if you want some)*

2. i LOVE your hair - i want purple hair so badly!!! it's like one of the coolest thing ever.

3. CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TALK ABOUT GOOD OMENS 2 WITH YOU?! (ik this blog is not primarily for go but... idk i just need *drowning noises*)

i'm just gonna rant and you can decide if you wanna answer this (probably messy) dump of thoughts...

😭😭😭

omg okay so "i forgive you" fucking KILLED ME I AM DECEASED AND WILL BE HAUNTED BY THESE WORDS UNTIL ETERNITY.

i just finished it... and i can't... i CANT! first johnlock now good omens... WHY AM I - a lesbian in her 20s - so obsessed with pining middle aged queer men?! like WHY?! (you don't actually have to answer i am just confused about this...)

the pining in this season was UNBEARABLE! from BOTH SIDES! and then we get a kiss but it's - WHAT I CANNOT

and i kinda want a s2e6 fix it fic...

and OMG NINA IS HARRY WATSON. they have the exact same vibe (imo) - grumpy, a mess, kinda bitchy to customers, etc. i also believe they are both easily wooed (by absolute sweethearts with lots of brave stubbornness) but try to hide it so badly because their feelings are just so vulnerable because of their past bad experiences with relationships (family & partner)

and like how cool that there is a lesbian representation too because fuvking damniit i need more! lesbian/wlw couples!

ALSO I AM SO FUCKIN PROUD OF CROWLEY FOR FINALLY SPEAKING UP BUT I AM SO MAD AT AZIRAPHALE FOR FUCKING IT ALL UP UFUDHUFURBE I HATE THIS

rant over, thanks for listening

PS: it's 2am where i am...

Hi Lovely!! *HUGS*

Sorry I didn't reply to this sooner, time's limited this week on my computer and it was midnight when I saw this, hahah, LOL <3

One, YES, I love hugs thank you!!

Two, THANK YOU!! I love it too! I've had it various shades of purple for a few years, I love it!! :D Makes me feel a lot more like myself. As I'm getting older, I'm feeling more comfortable expressing myself, even at my job since I hit tenure and I think I'm stuck there forever now lol.

Three, ALWAYS!!! I love Good Omens so much!! I also have a GO blog over at @inevitably-ineffable-husbands too if you want more content!!

LOL your reaction was the same one I had after the initial watchthrough, but GOD it felt SO different than the way I felt post Sherlock S4... Like it was a "good hurt / angst" that GO gave me, and I'm so excited to see where it will go from here!!

I LOVE NINA, she's fantastic, and Maggie is SO me, ugh, I love them both so much.

Crowley was SO BRAVE, but I think his timing was shit. It was an act of desperation, and I FUCKING LOVED IT. I am SO ANGRY and SATISFIED, and just UUGGGGGHHHH they love each other so much but they just CANNOT TALK and it frustrates me and makes me giddy!! :D I hope your rant meant you enjoyed it too, but I totally understand if you didn't *HUGS*

And never hesitate to rant to me, I enjoy chatting with y'all!! :D

*HUGGLES* Cheers, Turtely!! :D

[jamtoasties3316]

Part 1/2 I love alpha Nico and her harem too! What about her fucking the alphas of the pack? Lewis, Toto & Carlos. All of their asses getting absolutely ruined! Lewis is kept bound, gagged and plugged, similar to Dan, in her office and he gets to watch as Nico fucks Max completely unable to cum. She sometimes has Lewis tied up with Daniel. Dick in his warm pussy but unable to knot/get knotted. The vibrator going and the two tied with a double ended dildo in their mouths sloppily making out. TCB

Oh yes!

Nico not fucking Lewis much, but she likes using toys on him like she uses toys on Dan, keeps his ass gaping but his cock caged, or a tight ring around the base to inhibit his knot, makes him cum without it as he watches her fuck Max nice and deep, big balls slapping against the Omega as he squirts around her.

She liked lazily stroking herself and watching Dan and Lewis together, having guided Dan onto Lewis's lap, his cock inside Dan's cunt but his knot still clamped as the two messily suck on the dildo. Maybe she fucks Dan's ass then, making his cunt clench around Lewis who still can't knot him, cums messily but the cum runs out of Dan's cunt without the knot, making a mess.

Nico fucking Christian while making Toto eat her cunt and ass, ans lick at where her cock drives into Christian, knots him, the knot that will be in his ass soon after which he hates but cums on so hard...

Sweet alpha Carlos is so horny for Nico, fuvks himself on her cock, all cute and cross eyed with pleasure, panting eith his tongue sticking out and she smugly smiles cos she clearly fucked his brains out at some point lol. She definitely makes a show out of them, especially Carlos, has a video like the one of all her Omegas cunts but then of all her Alpha's asses gaping, and Carlos's is gaping the most!

[sostrangerous]

please tell me you're still reading losers breaket

- another anon reading losers bracket

YESSSS I AMMMM

just caught up, this is what I was fuvking looking for!!! hell fucking yes!! MESS

[magxit]

I also hate Matty for the way he treated Taylor but I can see why Taylor fell for him. He is artistically similar to her - creative and ever evolving, her twin as she says. But he is also what Taylor described him as, a roaring lion who turned out to be a coward. Never apologized for all the shit he says and did, walking away from the mess he created leaving others to clean up after him.

The only good thing from this manic episode is that Taylor has seen through him and is done with him putting aside all the ‘what if’’ forever.

At the end of the day it was a hard rebound from the true loss of her life fuvking Joe Alwyn

With Joe I think it was the loss of the life she THOUGHT she had to have to have a lasting relationship but that isn't true.

[futurewdclandonorris]

okay i love lando but his dramatic ass was saying 'lack of talent' all weekend and 'oh i did a bad job' (i understand where he is coming from because i am 100000% the same) NOW HE GOT A FUVKING P3

I KNOOOOOW UGH

I am self critical, but his self criticism made this weekend 4000 times tougher for me than it really was. Lack of talent wouldn't be putting it P3 or higher. He just got so emotional over it, got into his own head that was messing him up and affecting his performance. He was his own worst enemy :( The boy was screaming, crying for help, and for the love of God, I hope someone did sit him down and told him what was really going on.

His health and well being will always be more important to me than the position he places himself to. I screamed for him when he was in P20 like he was in P1. I'm here for the highs, but most importantly, I'm here for the lows and I'm never leaving 🧡

Well, better to cut this here now for I could possibly write a sappy semi drunk novel

[voicesarerealpeople]

Dude. For real. It doesn’t matter what the hell you do you are still wrong for what you are doing. Seriously. You are doing me wrong, you got me messed up and dammit you need to seriously stop this crap. Please. I’m not your scapegoat or whatever stop plesee fuvking stop. God damn too much. You are out of control. Like who are you?!!? You are out of line man. This is crazy. I don’t deserve this…

[americasfineasscaptain]

He wasn’t being sent through comprehensive treatment. He was being bullied into “fixing” someone else’s mess. Being bullied for trying to help. Being threatened into helping. Sam is not looking with friend of a friend eyes or even therapy eyes. He was looking with “he’s not the kind of guy you save” eyes and he didn’t really stop until midway through the series when he realized Bucky kinda actually really does care about him.

I love seeing Sam and Bucky again, but MCU really made people who do behavioral health shit on a regular really fuvking mad. How hard is it to talk to a person who actually knows what they’re talking about.

Hell, there’s like a bazillion web pages on the basics of therapy programs that they could have done to at least attempt to make it out that he’s getting help. I don’t even work in that field and I know that his therapist is actively hindering any possible progress he could make and is even more likely to do the opposite of help.

He’s isolated and defensive. Made to feel small and like every decision he makes is the wrong one. Even when he makes a logical and reasonable decision he’s wrong. And no one around him checks in on him, least of all the guy who was supposed to be his ride or die bestie who just fucked off to the past and abandoned him and the guy who’s supposed to be his replacement goes and hands over the symbol of his friend off to go molder in a museum instead of back to the people it actually belongs to or use it like Steve intended. And texting don’t count the way actually being face to face does. Hell even an attempted phone call would have shown more care than an impersonal text that’s the modern equivalent of a telegram.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - 1x03 "Power Broker"

[cuppafoxtea]

I just remembered the most chringe inducing mess i ever almost created and now i am here just gagging shaking and counting from fuvking embarrassment that 11 yo me thought this needed to be created

Tw scuicide

Okay i am now gonna tell y'all about the cringefest that almost was my horrible horrible gacha life "magnum opus"

Just no im physically recoiling and cringing my entire way through typing

so lemme present yall to "a story about scuicide" (yes i actually wanted to call it that, wtaf was wrong with me, ih god)

So the story follows Alice and a guy, i cant remember what i wanted to call him so lets say nick bc it prob was some basic ass name like that

Alice had prom at her highschool but she got bullied bc she was timid and blind in one eye

So Alice got bullied by the most basuc ass bullies ever and nicn steps into and stands up for Alice

Señorita by Shawn Mendes and Cammila Cabello starts playing

Have i not mentioned its a musical? Well its a musical

They're in love now

And she moves in with him immediately?????? Idk dont question anything here 11 yo's don't make sense

So summer vakay roles around bc it was the end of school year prom

And at the end of the summer vakay nick tells alice thar hes not coming back to school bc that was his last school year and he had graduated

Why did he leave it to the last day, and was it never up in convo before? Don't question this bs please

So alice is now totes alone at school and is big sad and gets bullied

*Skyward by Davina Michelle starts playing*

Alice fucking kills herself and got to heaven where she find the narrator (my mary sue harry potter OC Emma Trixy Riddle who was also my avatar for everything att) being also depressed

The narrator? Oh yeah baby thisshot is getting meta

Alice starts singing King by Lauren Aquilina to make emma not depressed woch works. Woch males total sence bc as we all know depression can be cured with songs about not being depressed anymore/sarc

So pan down to earth where finds Alice in the bathroom who fucking stabbed herself

Cue Hold on by Chord overstreet

And i never finished it bc adhd

I dont think ive ever been more thankfull for adhd before bc imagine if i released that into the world

I know that was horrible typing n grammar and formatting and stuff, idc i needed to get this out of my brain

[dumbdomb]

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