#what a Time

[bizlybebo]

got hit with a wave of mutuals dsmp posting so i just wanna ask fellow americans were any of you guys there on jan 6 doomsday. and heard somebody say “they attacked the capitol” and thought they were talking about l’manburg.

cause that happened to me

[lousysharkbutt]

HEYOOO

[pangur-and-grim]

you started posting about belphegor around the same time you broke your leg and i remember thinking "wow, belph broke greer's leg" when you posted the "he's getting so strong" pics.

it's true, he was born roughly 2 weeks before I broke my leg!

so in the time it took for an entire small man to come into existence:

I managed to grow a bone glob around a fracture. roughly equivalent acts of creation.

[slutforpringles]

Ziggo: Do you believe the story of the length of your nose? There is gossip about the length of your nose. Daniel: Like Pinnochio? Ziggo: Nah, not Pinocchio. It has something to do with other... Daniel: Ah yes...Big nose, big toes... Ziggo: Is that true? Daniel: I mean maybe after F1 I get into another career and then [laughs], stop, stop. Um, but I am happy and comfortable with myself. Thankyou, goodbye [laughs].

Ziggo's fan Q and A with Daniel Ricciardo at the 2021 Portuguese Grand Prix | via

[princeoconnor]

Josh and Zendaya at the Challengers Premiere in Australia

[aduckwithears]

I must not speculate. Speculation is the mind-killer. Speculation is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my (utterly unhinged) speculation. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the speculation has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[chaosfantasmic]

Zelda fans rn:

[sheepstiel]

remember when we collectively listened to panels in early 2021.

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

The second part of my Life Series/PUNCH by Authoheart series is done! This time, we’ve got Factories and the Bad Boys. I hope you enjoy!

[pseudophan]

im gonna try to bag phil during TIT meet and greet i dont even care

a girl did once give dan her number at a m&g and was thoroughly convinced he would text her. so you know. always shoot your shot or whatever

[coldairballoons]

three years on this campus and i stg i keep finding new places because what do you mean there’s a 10ft tall statue of nike just randomly in one of these buildings

[proffbon]

I'm playing Until Dawn (the original version, because I heard the remake changed some things and I decided I needed to experience the og game before trying it) and the memories of all the Chris x Josh content I consumed in 2015 are flooding back.

[ladywaterfall]

Remember that time Hasbro made that evil queen Chrysalis pony toy but decided to print on random high frilly socks on this evil villain that clashed immensely with her cartoon image for seemingly no real reason

[talesfromthecrypts]

Shiver of the Vampires (1971) dir. Jean Rollin

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

how did you bamboozle the kids into leaving grandpa in a burning building?

We'd take the kids into a house on the fake street and get them all to sit down in the living room. As we went in, we'd tell them that they had to be quiet because grandpa was asleep upstairs and we didn't want to disturb him.

Once they were all sat down, we'd talk about fire safety, specifically smoke detectors. We talked about how many you needed, where they had to go, and how to test them. We then talked about what you should do if the smoke alarm in your house goes off, how to check if it's a real fire, what to do if there's smoke, and how to get out safely. Rule number one: make sure everyone is out!

Once they're good and distracted, uh oh! The smoke detector goes off! And how do we know its a real fire? Well, smoke starts pouring in from under the door to the next room. But it's fine, because we've just learned what to do in a fire, so they all calmly and sensibly evacuate.

And then, once they're all back outside, you say "so did we do everything we needed to do in a fire?"

And they all go "YEAH"

So you hit 'em with "But did anyone check on grandpa?"

Cue a dozen shocked and horrified faces as the upper window of the building lights up with fake flames, complete with grandpa (a mannequin wearing pyjamas) shouting for help.

WHOOPS, KIDS. YOU WANGED IT UP!! You forgot grandpa!!!

Anyway at that point we'd send a couple of kids running off to the fake payphone on the corner to call 999.