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Let's all channel some shirtless Baek in 2023, I know he's got some goods under that shirt. Come on sir, you bragged about your shoulders...let's see them.
BAEKHYUN Monster, EXO Planet #3 - The EXO'rDIUM(dot)
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Sorry, I couldn’t get to you

Pairing: Do Kyungsoo x female reader
Genre: The chilling adventure of Sabrina!au /witch!au /ansgt a lot of it/ mention of Swing Kids/ fluff / suggestive
Prompt : « I make my own happiness, and I hope you can too » - Sabrina Morningstar
A/N: I finish CAOS and I miss Kyungsoo. And I have Roh Kisoo feelings so yeah this happened, my first scenarios with EXO. And I totally wrote this listening to ‘’Say Something’’ by A Great Big World 90% of the time.
Word count : 5k
Rain was heavily falling that night, and your familiar, a black cat sitting next to you purring. Life as 24 year old witch in Seoul, but still a single 24 year old, life wasn’t that boring it was just that people were always asking you to introduce them to your boyfriend.. Hell who needs a boyfriend when their cousin is the king of Hell, or when your family is the known as the most powerful witches in this damn country ?
The smoke of your tea was long gone as the liquid turned cold, but a burnt smell came to your nostrils .. Park Chanyeol, the king of the under and your cousin.
‘’Hello cousin.
For the love of Satan, Chanyeol!’’ He laughed and take the place right next to you, taking off his crown. ‘’Hell is hella boring without you’’ he sighed.
The only thing you wanted to answer him was how earth was also a boring playground without him, and how Junmyeon wasn’t helping cause he probably was busy running the Academy of Unseen Arts.
You sighed, humans weren’t funny, working wasn’t funny, and plus your feet hurt, from working in Minseok’s small cafe. ‘’You’re a real drama queen Y/N’’ Said Chanyeol before readjusting his black oversized opened dress shirt. ‘’Go to a club, find a cute or bad boy looking guy and have some fun’’ He said picking up his bloody crown.
You couldn’t believe it, even your cousin was asking you to get .. well for the moment a one night stand, but still asking you to find a ‘someone’ ..
‘’Uh and before I forget honey, you may be a witch but black isn’t our only option here’ He disappeared before you could kill him or throw a pillow to his face.’’ -Unbelievable, was all you said after his exit.
You scanned your shelves full of spell books, ‘dark magic : a witchy way with demons’, other books about demons and others creatures you had to deal with, a big brown book caught your eyes and you smirk taking it in your hands. ‘’Boyfriend, here we meet’’ your cat meow looking at you ‘’I know buddy, but everyone says I should have someone so ..’’
To be real witches and wizards are known to have sex demons, and huge sexual orgies from time to time .. seriously what is the problem with witches and sex ?
Oh yeah Lilith was !
You find yourself in the bathroom that night, sculpting your future boyfriend in the wax of a few red candles. abs ? Check ! Cute looking butt ? Check ! Good look ? Check. Nice ?Also check !
‘’Let the doll sit in hot water for one to two days and your lover will be yours’’ you read out of the book.
The bathtub was full and ready, and your were casting the spell asking yourself the hell you were doing.
You clearly fell asleep, waiting to your full tub to see if anything would change .. but nope nothing really changed except the size of the wax doll, which was now a lot larger and not much looking like wax. Work was starting for another few hours but someone was ringing at your door at 9am. And the same someone didn’t wait for you to entered your apartment.
‘’Y/N? We know you’re here, the cat told us.’’ Aunties !
You exited your bathroom closing your door, they didn’t need to see your future love spell laying in hot water with rose petals !
‘’Aunties hi!’’ They both looked at you as if you were insane, well you totally looked like at the moment, your oversized black shirt, and dried mascara under your eyes !
‘’What are you doing ?’’
I’m creating my own boyfriend, cause people I work with, or I’m friend with ask me about my love life 24/7 .. nah you shouldn’t say that to your aunts or else they’ll kill you ..
‘’Nothing Aunt Zee ! I just need coffee cause I .. I .. Yeah coffee !’’
Both of your aunts looked at each other, but not in the suspicious way you tried to avoid, thanks Dark Lord ! ‘’Your cousin, ..’’ Aunt H started but you clearly were not listening to them. Looking at you bathroom door asking yourself a lot of question, does he has a name or you had to give him one ?
‘’Aunties, if you create someone out of .. never mind’’ you stopped yourself, they didn’t need to suspect you and your future « man »?
And the fact you wanted them out of here .. fast ! No need for them to see a stranger getting out of one of your rooms probably naked and confused !
You were bored to wait for anything to happen, and plus you received a text.
JUNMYEON:
You small witch, don’t forget about the Coven party in 2 days.
If you’re not here, I’ll kill u under the full moon babe xox
What a best friend ! You once again totally forgot about this little Coven thing at Minseok cafe he was hosting with Baekhyun.
Witches parties were always too much, even more if Byun Baekhyun was the one throwing the said party. Going back to the 50s (like literally), ghosts ..
To be honest you wanted your Saturday night to be a rerun of « Sabrina, the teenage witch » under a plaid on your couch with pizza, beer and tteokbokki, not a extravagant party with all your Coven.
BAEKHYUNIE:
Get ready for the night of your witchy spicy life, cause your god fairy mother (me!!)
got some friend who are single & ready to mingle !
YOU:
Baek, no more weird goblin or any magical creatures !
Plus you are late I’ve a date !
His only response was a few shocked emojis, and a few seconds later another text : I’m behind your door with food !
But Baekhyun, being Baekhyun he didn’t ring the bell and come into your home with a huge goofy smile on his lips.
‘’Don’t look at me like that, I’ve got your fav’’
Why everybody was coming to visit you today ? Normally your apartment was cozy and calm .. but not today ! For Satan’s love !
Baekhyun was one of your closest friend, but also a dark fairy and Chanyeol’s right arm.
And fairies loves to party way too much, it was in their personality ! But the cutest thing was his pointy ears.
‘’ So, my lil friend got herself a date ?’’
And fairy were all about gossips! You simply smiled and nodded at your friend. No need to say too much !
‘’Sooo ..’’ You tried to start another conversation ‘’ How is hell today ?’’
He lifted one of his eyebrow ‘’ Yeol was here last night, don’t try to escape my questions woman’’
Maybe you should have stuff your mouth with rice and onions !
Your fairy friend talked and talked, asking you a few questions about your date for the party. You nodded and made a few ‘’oh!’’ ‘’mhmm’’ but must importantly you were eating and trying to avoid his questions.
Until that one moment when Baekhyun suddenly stopped talking, and was looking behind you his mouth wide open.
‘’Sorry babe, I was a bit long’’
Babe ? You turned in your sit and your eyes dropped to a towel, one of your black towel hanging low on some hips, well defined hips to say, and as your eyes were going up to see who that was, you followed a happy trail, your mouth watered at the sight, happy trail being one of your weakness in a man. After his define stomach and sun kissed glowing skin. His heart shaped lips looked so kissable and full, his dark eyes hided behind tick black frame of glasses. God he was beautiful, more than that to be honest, his voice sounded like honey to your ears, his cute hand slowly scratching the back of his head. You watched a few drop of water running on his chest.
Next you saw a lot of beauty marks on his naked skin, a galaxy of beauty marks. The man got you hypnotized with one sentence, this spell was something !
‘’Hey, you must be Baekhyun ! Y/N told me about you’’ you were drinking his every words just like Baekhyun was. ‘’I’m Do Kyungsoo’’
Dark lord even his name sounded so heavenly (damn for a dark lord follower, you think a lot about heaven right now), after his introduction he excused himself to get dress.
‘’Is this your date ?’’ Murmured Baekhyun with too much excitement ‘’Damn girl you just hit the lotto !’’
Your first few days with Kyungsoo was surprisingly good, he already known a lot about you. Because to created him you dropped some drops of blood in the potion.
You asked silly questions to Kyungsoo, just to get to know him better: ‘’Bubble tea or Iced coffee ?’’ sure he was your creation but he still has his own personality. Your afternoon been filled with laughs, his hand in your hair, under your shirt, and finally you naked on top of him. His hands on your hips left some marks just like his plump lips and teeth drew love bites on your collarbone and others behind your ear. Your long black nails left marks on his back from the pleasure .. hell this man gonna be the end of your sanity !
‘’I’m glad you bring me to life’’ his arm was wrapped around your waist, and his lips continued their way in the back on your neck. You never expect anything with this incantation, you never expect the perfect man to came to life in your bathtub but here you were laying under your sheet naked, with Kyungsoo showing his love to you. Drawing abstract shapes on your skin, following your own moles creating a galaxy with his fingers.
Your friends and family were totally shocked to see him next to you, the Saturday night at the Coven party.
Even your aunt fell under his spell, and Chanyeol almost gave him his throne. Kyungsoo always had an answer to every questions about your relationship, his hand never left your side that night, or you find his lips on your cheek every other times.
Do Kyungsoo might be the result of your spell, but you totally were under his.
Days with Kyungsoo were sweet, full of adventures and funny. Sex was insanely good, (yes might be a witch thing but thanks Lilith) the feeling of his hand tracing your body, or even his lips on your skin. Or just his eyes on you were making you feel like the most wanted woman on the earth, Kyungsoo has his ways.
His moles were your favorite thing to kiss after his pillowy lips, but the must was the little mole on his top lip. And for Kyungsoo his lips found their home right under your breast, on ink saying ‘Witch’ he always said your tattoo was full of sarcasm.
Were you suppose to fall to your own creation ?
Your cat was laying on your bed, his head in Kyungsoo’s hand as his was caressing him. You watched him laying underneath your sheet, his chest on full display as your bedding was on his hips hiding a bit of his nakedness. ‘’You know I think he quite like you’’ you said to him ‘’Yeah he is purring, and I like him too .. he is like a part of you’’
You smiled looking at them, the sun was hitting Kyungsoo’s skin in all the right place making you craving him again, on the spot. His skin against yours, his finger interlaced with yours, his low groans .. he was hotter than hell.
Your black familiar exited the room as soon as you found a place on your mattress. ‘’You look cute with my shirt on’’ his hands traveled under the cotton of the shirt, tracing the shape of your chest. He smelled so nice just like lavender and woodland (a/n: if you ever smelled ‘autumn night’ by yankee candle this is the smell I’m talking about), everything about him was comforting, cozy and making you feel somehow safe. His lips right underneath your left ear, his right hand playing with the side of your black laced panty.
He was addicting just like a drug, now he was in your life you couldn’t imagine not having him anymore. Kyungsoo became a part of you, like a missing piece of puzzle and thanks to magic you finally completed the puzzle.
The way he made you feel was crazy, almost too crazy to be real. His breath hitting your neck made you moan even more than his hands running your body, and his length hitting every spots.
Days were brighter than before, spring was almost there cherry blossom were about to bloom, just like you now. And the night getting warmer but for once your bed felt empty and kind of cold without the raven haired boy sleeping next to you.
‘’Y/N ! ARE YOU ISANE ????’’
You woke up to Chanyeol screaming and tearing off his black hair. ‘’Yeol it’s 3 am, the fuck you want now ?’’ You asked, ready to kill him.
‘’Do Kyungsoo ? Huh ?? More like Roh Kisoo ! I can’t believe you invoke a freaking ghost to pretend to be your fucking fuck buddy’’
What ? A ghost ? Fuck buddy ? You were lost, totally lost and you cousin still panicked in front of your bed. ‘’ A ghost, what ? Who’s a ghost ?’’ He sighed loudly. ‘’Cousin, the aunties will legit kill you’’
Your only question was ‘who the fuck is Roh Kisoo ?’ He sighed once again before showing a beige folder (there’s folder in hell ? Anyway that is not the question)
‘’Cousin, he is dead, Do Kyungsoo isn’t real his name was Roh Kisoo, North Korean soldier. He used to tap dance, he was killed because he was about to kill an American soldier on stage’’
You couldn’t believe what Chanyeol was telling you .. you did not invoke a dead soldier, you created him out of wax. ‘’Chanyeol .. I created him. I do not fuck with dead’’
He stopped all his talking to look at you, dead in the eyes (no joke here). Your knees were against your chest as you sit on your mattress, ‘’He lied to me’’ you said softly. Your eyes filled with tears, you couldn’t believe you fell in love with your creation but he seemed so human, probably too human you were now thinking .. cause he been alive once.
Chanyeol wrapped his arms around you, even the king of hell could not bear to see his cousin and best friend crying. ‘’Love, do-does his heart beat ?’’ You looked up at him not really understanding why would it change if his heart was beating or not ? ‘’ If his heart beat, it means two things .. one he has feeling for you and second h-he .. he would become human, 100% human once again and believe his past life is just a dream .. Well his memories of the war and all being a dream’’
‘’And y/n..’’ He started again ‘’ you were in his past life .. his lover actually even if he never confessed or anything to you he loved you as Roh Kisoo .. that’s why he came to you as you created him’’
He put his hands on your eyes, and suddenly flashes of images, of him with shaved hair, kaki clothes, tap dancing, working on things, him stealing a kiss, stealing one of your kiss I the board of daylight, your death with two others persons you didn’t know and finally his own death.
The perk of being the king of hell was having ‘infos’ about people’s previous lives, and Chanyeol was shoving you Kyungsoo past life.
After your cousin exit, you didn’t sleep that night. You felt so small at the time watching the night lights by your window, thinking about everything that happened for the last two months of your life.. getting him, feeling happy and in love (a thing you never felt or lived before), how were you supposed to say all these things to Kyungsoo ?
Were you supposed to giving him up ? Send him back (yeah but were ?) ? Make him human ?
That morning Junmyeon made fun of you ‘looking like a panda’.
‘’ Y/N ?’’ He been calling your name for the last five minutes but your mind was anywhere but in Minseok’s cafe, jumping from memories to memories you created for the last 2 months.
The light was hitting your living room, a cup of coffee in your hand as you sit on your couch right next to Kyungsoo who was reading one your book. At the time everything felt right, as you were looking at him forgetting your cup in your hands, trying to find a single thing on him that was wrong .. but nothing was wrong.
‘’You know, I’ll not disappear love’’ you chuckled at his words, fearing that yes someday he’ll be gone.
His hand find it place on your knee, and his lips on your temple was comforting you and made you blush as a teenager.
At the time everything was simpler, you needed help .. but from who ?
You couldn’t bear to see Kyungsoo, not knowing how you’ll react in front of him, what to tell him, would you kiss him ? Let him make love to you ? Slap him ? Fall apart ? Break his heart ? (you didn’t know if his heart was beating .. if he was human or just the memory of his past life in wax)
YOU:
We need to talk aunties.
You were adult and you needed to face your mistakes, and you were finally doing it. The drive to your aunt’s was the longest it ever was and you felt heavy.
You spent a long time sitting in your car before entering the house, feeling a lot of shame, heartbroken, facing your mistake was harder than expected.
The second you saw your aunts you couldn’t keep your feelings together and start crying.
‘’ Chanyeol told us Y/N and even if your aunt wanted to scold you .. it’s not right to do now’’ started one of your aunt.
Aunt Zee was smoking but not saying anything, you knew she was disappointed. You felt totally out of place if you teleport yourself in a volcano you would to it right away.
‘’ I suppose Chanyeol explain you, the two options you have ?’’ Was Aunt Zee first worlds, you nodded.
‘’ If his heart beat or not, I could send him back or I can make him human.. ’’ your were stop by Aunt H ‘’ If you make him human, you know he’ll not remember you and what you both lived’’
Hearing that broke your heart even more, he couldn’t forget you if wasn’t right.
‘’ But he will kind of stay connected to you, as he has a part of you being your magic. So he is and will be a wizard.’’ Said your second aunt.
All you needed was time, a thing you didn’t have. One last time with him before choosing send him back or making him human and forget everything about you.
‘’But most important if his heart is beating, your trace will forever haunt him. Without him know why and who you are, love’’ said Aunt H, caressing your arm as comfort.
‘’ I can’t kill him’’
Yours aunties listened to you, telling them why and how to ‘created’ him, how happy he was making you, how human he seemed and now you knew why .. you told them everything, even wishing you had a last night with him.
Aunt Zee granted your wish, but tomorrow morning you had to say goodbye to love.
You never expected finding him dressed in his favorite black jumper and his ripped bleu jeans cooking in your kitchen with a glass full of white wine waiting for you next to his.
Your eyes filled with tears when his scent hit you, your head on his chest. ‘’ Let’s stay like this for a moment, please’’ you didn’t want him to see you like that.
The smile dancing on his lips broke you inside one more time, he looked so innocent in front of you, not knowing, almost like a child.
‘’You know babe, tonight there’s a shower of shooting stars let’s watch it’’ Yixing told him, even if he never met the Chinese wizard in real like they met on FaceTime, your friend was crazy when Baekhyun, once mentioned you had someone.
You simply nodded, even of shooting stars couldn’t help you this time.
The time moved so fast as if it was teasing you, your eyes never left Kyungsoo, too afraid to forgot him or to miss a beauty mark or the way his eyes were when he was smiling, looking at you.
Looking at him was the hardest thing you had ever done that night, you were giving up on him and you couldn’t say anything.
The view from the balcony of your appartement was incredible but the only thing you watched was him not the stars traveling the dark sky.
Even the moon seems ridiculous next to him, his glasses sat on his nose and his hair was a bit longer, his fringe hitting the frame of the glasses softly.
He turned his head to look at you, his hand caressed your cheek and his lips collided on yours, his kiss was full of passion, slow. Time stopped when his lips met yours, and you felt his heart pounded underneath your hand.
His heart was beating ..
‘’ .. I love you’’ His eyes were still closed and his lips still so closed to yours, and his thumb caressing your face.
Once again his lips crashed on yours, more intense this time. Yours hands holding the material of his jumper. ‘’Don’t ever forget about me’’ you whisper. His fingers slipped under the coton of your shirt, he pulled you even closer to him, as if no one else in the world existed. ‘’Never’’ you knew his answer was a lie but you needed it.
The time actually stopped at that moment the last time he made love to you, the stars and clouds were not moving and no sounds were heard, a spell to stop time was dangerous and only a powerful witch could to do but at the time it was your last priority.
It was the softest Kyungsoo ever showed you the way he loved you, he was taking his time with you that night as if he knew it was surely the last time. Looking at you his eyes were full of stars and his hands felt like velvet on your skin.
That night you refused to fall asleep, your head stayed on his chest listening to his heartbeat, his words playing over and over in your head, the way he confessed on that night was the hardest to accepted to you.
CHANYEOL:
I’m sorry cousin,
I tried to give a little bit more with him.
He make you happy I know.
You left your bed after reading the text to finally cried yourself to sleep in your bathroom, your hand on your mouth trying to muffled the sound.
The floor was freezing when you woke up, everything felt freezing in your house, in your body. Once you remembered, tears were running your cheeks and this time you didn’t shut yourself and screamed in agony.
He was gone.
He was gone and you were alone.
The first week was the hardest, you didn’t left your room and the last piece of him that was the shirt you wore that night.
The tissue did not smelled like him anymore.
Every day, every hour you were waiting for him to open your door arms full of bags from the grocery store ready to cook you something.
Chanyeol, yours aunts, Yixing, everyone tried to contact you, but you never answered them.
Every night Chanyeol wait for you to sleep and came, he was feeling guilty and you were his best friend. Every night he did the same, he tucked you and stroked your hair. Hoping one day you would be able to find peace with yourself, but that wasn’t the only thing on his plan !
You sat at your kitchen bar, you computer in front of you but all you did was staring at your window, your chin resting in your left hand.
You didn’t even watch Chanyeol sitting right in front of you searching something in one of his books. ‘’Cousin, aren’t you suppose to do mails stuff ?’’
‘’Chanyeol, aren’t you suppose to do king of hell stuffs?’’ Your sarcasm did in fact burn like hell !
‘’You know I became the king of underworld, so you selfishly could stay on earth and do selfish human things as the bratty witch you are’’
Why was Chanyeol even here at this point ? He wasn’t wrong, to be honest. All you did for the last few days was crying, sleeping, and being a brat to everyone who tried to help you what so ever.
‘’Cousin, life have so much to offer’’
‘’Fake, life sucks and I feel so done with it’’ He sighed loudly, feeling done with you.
Ignoring yours friends, cousin, aunts was purely selfish and you knew it but at this point you clearly didn’t give a damn .. but at the same time it was your fault and only your fault, if you didn’t use this spell, just to shut people and their needs to talk about your life.
It’s been 3 weeks, the first been the miserable one, the two second mark the start of the ‘new you’.
You were purely self-destructive at this point, losing Kyungsoo hurt you but what you did to yourself was worst. Invoking sex demons, trying spell to not feel anything, everything was good to ‘make you forget’.
‘’You know Sehun, fuck Satan and all that witchy shit’’
You were clearly drunk, and Sehun knew he shouldn’t give you anymore drinks but his pub had the best reputation with the witch population of Seoul, you lost the count of drinks you already drank.
‘’ You probably should go at home and sleep Y/N, I dont need the king of Hell to come and kill me’’
‘’Chanyeol ? He can kiss my ass ! Y’all can kiss my ass’’ your drunk behavior wasn’t a pretty sight.
After that Sehun didn’t understand a word you said, you were half crying, half mumbling. Poor bartender did not has the choice but to call Chanyeol to have an explanation and to get you back at your apartment.
‘’ Y/N you can’t live your life off ‘not feeling anything’ spells’’
Cold water woke you up, you stood in you shower fully clothed and your cousin holding the shower head.
‘’Why the hell are you doin’ that ?’’
‘’You asshole, needed a wake up call’’
Chanyeol was tired of seeing you being a danger to yourself, and decided enough was enough.
The heavy weight on your shoulders dropped suddenly and you body followed dropping in your cousin’s arms. ‘’ I just miss him so much Yeol’’
He watched tears rolling on your cheeks, not saying anything but his hand caressing your back.
Even if lives are connected Chanyeol couldn’t guarantee Kyungsoo’s comeback, your two souls might be connected since the beginning but the way they forced Kyungsoo into his human form couldn’t guarantee anything about their futur or life together. But he couldn’t tell you all that, like he couldn’t say he was following the man everyday.
And that you left your mark on him, he was now a wizard.
‘’ I’m here Y/N you can sleep’’
He laid you down on your bed, caressing your hair and projecting dreams in your head to give you a break, Chanyeol was the king of Hell, but he was hurt seeing his best friend and cousin living like that, he was ready to fight anyone so you could be happy again and to see you eyes full of stars just like when you were looking at Kyungsoo.
Chanyeol always knew that Kyungsoo’s heart was beating he felt it the first time he met him. And right after that he started his search about the man.
After that night you practically lived in the academy, teaching younger witches just like your aunts wanted. Reading books to perfect your magic. ‘’You know since you came to the academy everything seems simpler’’ Said your colleague Jongdae ‘’ Kids seems to like having one of the most powerful witch of the century teaching them stuffs’’ You nodded.
‘’Sorry Jongdae but I’m taking my cousin out for lunch’’
Chanyeol took you to Chinatown, celebrating one of his friend opening his own restaurant .. who were you to say no to free food ?
Lunch was nice, a private room for the two of you and all the best food on the menu. ‘’So the academy ?’’
‘’It’s good, kids are funny .. Yeol did you .. like killed someone for this guy ?’’
He laughed a bit too much ‘’ Not, it’s a guy a met not long ago and we became friends .. he is like us ‘magic’ he’ll come to see us’’
You nodded, finishing you plate and drinking a bit of the Chinese whisky that was left in your cup.
Chanyeol left you to go the to toilet, what type of cousin is he ? He need to go to the toilet when his friend was supposed to met the two of you ? Asshole !
The door opened and your phone vibrated at the same time a text from you cousin, why was he sending you a text when coming back in the private room ?
CHANYEOL:
I find him for you ..
Who did he find for you ?
‘’Chanyeol ?’’ You knew the voice, you once again felt the time stop when you turned around finding .. Do Kyungsoo in a chef attire.
Do Kyungsoo was the friend of Chanyeol, the one he wanted you to meet ..
‘’You are ?’’ Right he forgot about you. ‘’Oh yeah you’re Y/N .. Chanyeol told me a lot about you and you’re like the most powerful in our coven’’
A single tear rolled onto your cheek, you find him .. he was in front of you.
You finally find him, thanks to Chanyeol.
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SURPRISE! , kms
kim minseok x fem! reader
IN WHICH minseok wants to spend his 31st birthday at home with his wife and cat but you have other plans that may or may not involve a surprise birthday party. (based on the second prompt from this post by @creativepromptsforwriting)
genre: married/domestic & non-idol au! fluff, humor word count: 3.0k warnings: swearing, light sexual references/jokes, implied sexual content (it gets a tad spicy at times but nothing explicit), chaos, minseok’s butt being The Bomb Dot Com™ (sorry not sorry)
author’s note: happy birthday to my ray of sunshine, kim minseok! i love you so so much darling, i hope your day is filled with so much happiness and celebration. hope this lil piece can help y’all celebrate min’s 31st with me <3 it’s not the 26th yet where i live lmao but it is in korea so yeah! once again have a happy happy birthday minseok, i love you endlessly and forever. <33 MOODBOARD MADE BY ME. I DON’T OWN THE IMAGES, I ONLY OWN MY EDITING. feedback and notes are greatly appreciated <3

One day.
One day until Minseok’s birthday, and you were scrambling from bakery to bakery to try and get the perfect cake for him. There were flaws in every place you’ve been: too expensive, the designs were not creative enough, blah blah blah. You wanted his day to be as perfect as possible, and what would be the point of that if the cake was nothing but?
Everything else was all ready. You invited all of yours and his closest friends to your house the night of Minseok’s birthday for a surprise party. You planned on keeping Minseok out of the house for the entire day as your friends decorated the house.
He didn’t want a party. He made that abundantly clear to you as soon as March began. He incessantly told you that all he wanted was a day off from teaching so he could spend the whole day with you and your cat. All he wanted was a nice and relaxing day with his wife. You understood, obviously. But you also wanted to go all out and throw a surprise birthday bash for your husband celebrating his thirty-first year on Earth. Baekhyun, Chanyeol and Jongdae’s incessant whining and begging for an excuse to have a party only aided in your need to have a party.
You ended up settling with a simple Carvel ice cream cake from the frozen section of the grocery store. You made a mental note to ask Yixing to write out “Happy Birthday Minseok” the next day as you left the store.
You came home to your husband holding a feather toy over your cat, Tan’s head. She pawed at the red feather, always at the cusp of grabbing it before Minseok moved the line away from her. He cooed at the animal, making soft kissing sounds as he continued to play with her.
Realizing that he may see the cake, you tucked the grocery bag under your shirt in an attempt to hide it from him, shivering at the cold contact the frozen treat made with your skin. The rustling of the plastic bag caused Minseok to look up at you. He gave you a gummy smile as you walked past him and Tan.
“Well hello to you too, honey. What’s under your shirt?” Minseok asked playfully, wiggling his eyebrows as he made eye contact with your chest. You realized that hiding the bag did not do much to hide the cake, as the shape of the large box combined with the plastic grocery bag greatly protruded from the fabric of your shirt.
“Nothing, it’s for tomorrow. Don’t wanna ruin the surprise, hm?” you mused, blowing him an air kiss before retreating to your office. He "caught” your kiss with a smile before going back to playing with Tan.
You entered your office and placed the plastic bag onto your desk. You ran to lock the door before opening the bag and taking the cake out, sighing in relief that the cake did not get ruined. You bent down to your mini-fridge and opened the small door of the freezer compartment and placed the cake inside, glad that it could fit inside. After locking the fridge, you exited your office and made your way downstairs to spend time with your loving husband.

You awoke the next day curled up in Minseok’s arms. You cuddled closer to him before jolting upwards in realization. Today was finally the day! You bent down and began showering your sleeping husband with excited kisses, trailing a hand down his bicep. He let out a sleepy groan as he stirred, wrapping his strong arms around your figure.
“Aah, what’s gotten into you baby?” he asked, his voice hoarse from just waking up.
“Happy birthday, Min!” you beamed, pecking him on the lips. He grinned tiredly as he kissed you on the lips.
“Mmmh, thank you honey.” You grinned as you kissed him again. This kiss lasted longer than the previous ones and slowly yet surely grew more heated. You moved yourself so you were straddling him, not breaking the kiss. He hummed against your lips as you slid your hand underneath his shirt, fingertips grazing his toned stomach. He groaned as his hands made their way down to your ass, squeezing harshly. You bit back a moan as you slowly slid his shirt up his chest, breaking the kiss to ogle at his abs.
“Babe... don’t we need to get ready?” Minseok groaned as you pulled the shirt over his head. You latched your lips onto his neck and softly bit down, eliciting a raspy moan from your husband.
“Shh, let me give you your first gift.” you purred, moving your hands toward the waistband of his boxers.

The mall was packed to the brim with people from all different walks of life. Gossiping teenagers, sleep-deprived parents following their energetic kids around, old couples window shopping, you name it. You walked through the giant Macy’s and into the main hub of the mall hand in hand with Minseok.
Since you started dating, it has been a tradition for you to buy each other’s gifts the day of your respected birthdays. You’d usually scour Amazon or websites of your favorite brands all day and end up splurging half your monthly paychecks on each other. But on occasion, today included, you’d take your shopping day to the local mall as a means to get out of your apartment and actually go out for once.
After an... eventful... morning, you rushed to get dressed and usher your husband out of the house, since the boys were coming over at 11, and it was 10:55 by the time you got into the car and sped away toward the mall.
You pointed out a newly opened jewelry store and pulled Minseok inside with you. You looked at him lovingly as he browsed the display of a multitude of different rings. He’d softly mutter to himself as he picked up ring after ring: trying to see what would look best next to his wedding band, what the right price was, if the store even provided the correct size. You loved how organized he was.
Your silent admiring was interrupted by the familiar chime of your phone, indicating you got a text message. You let out a sigh as soon as you saw who the message was from.
operation minseok’s 31st🥳
jun-bug: (y/n) we have a problem (y/n): oh god what happened yee-xing: baekhyun dropped the cake (y/n): he did what bacon: cant u read (y/n) i dropped the fucking cake 11 minutes late: no need to be rude xoxo (y/n): yeah baek u don’t want me to leave my stunning husband inside the jewelry store, come home and mutilate you for dropping his cake and get arrested on his special day (: kyung-soup: oddly specific but i’m here for it jong-waeeee: off topic but the sign says “minseop” instead of “minseok” (y/n): jun, yixing and kyungsoo you better get this settled or else i’m gonna kill all of you nini bear: yes ma’am ofc ma’am we will do this correct chain-yeol: yeah i don’t wanna die today
“Everything okay?”
You quickly locked your phone and threw it inside your purse before making eye contact with Minseok. You nodded a bit too quickly, panic washing over you like a giant wave from the ocean.
“Yeah, everything’s dandy.” you sputtered. Oh, why did this have to happen right now? You silently prayed that everything was going to go well. It had to.
“You sure?”
“Positive. Did you choose something?” Minseok nodded as he handed you a box with a simple black titanium ring. You nodded in approval as he led you to the register.

Your next stop was at Express. You were dying to pick out some new work clothes for him to try on. You assured him (and yourself) that he needed these new pants and this was totally not an excuse for you to check him out.
“Okay, I’ve got three pairs of pants that I think would look absolutely amazing on you and I want you to go try ‘em on.” you said, handing Minseok three hangers. Each hanger had a pair of slacks in different colors hanging from them. He took them from you, shooting you a smirk before walking inside the fitting room stall.
Your eyes widened as Minseok opened the door of the stall. The pants fit absolutely perfectly. The way the fabric hugged his perfect thighs, the color complimenting his white undershirt (which you imagined to be one of his famous white button-downs), it left you practically swooning.
“What do you think?”
You let out a hum in approval before motioning for him to turn around. “Lemme see the goods, hun.” He rolled his eyes before turning around. Your eyes landed on his butt, making you swoon for real. You covered your mouth to hide your obvious enjoyment of the sight before you. And it didn’t help when he gave his butt a mini shake. Still, you couldn’t help but squeal softly.
“You sure today’s not your birthday?” Minseok teased. You tutted as you stood from your spot and walked up to him, giving his butt a light pinch before wrapping your arms around his neck.
“With you, every day’s my birthday.” you answered, giving him a peck on the lips.
“Ugh, I think you ate too much of that egg and cheese for breakfast today.”
“You know you love me.”
“That I do, darling.” Minseok mused before closing the distance between you two. You tangled your hands in his silky black hair as you savored the heavenly taste of his lips. You felt his hands grab your ass as you deepened the kiss, tugging at his hair in response.
As you kissed, you heard your phone chime the same chime that indicated a text from the boys. You decided to ignore it and continue making out with your husband until the phone went off four more times. You scoffed as you broke the kiss, fishing inside of your purse to grab it.
“Is everything okay, hun?” Minseok asked.
“Yeah, fine. Just crap from, uh, ‘work,’” you lied, unlocking the phone. “Go try on the other pants.” Minseok nodded before walking back to the stall. Once the door was closed and locked, you looked down at your messages, worry washing over you once again. What the hell happened now?
operation minseok’s 31st🥳
yee-xing: oh christ yee-xing: (y/n) (y/n) (y/n) jun-bug: you gotta help us yee-xing: please kyung-soup: i am going to kill park chanyeol like my life depends on it (y/n): what the everloving shit happened this time chain-yeol: um i sneezed all over the cake kyung-soup: the custom one u got on wednesday btw (y/n): you. sneezed. on. the. CAKE????? chain-yeol: IM SORRY chain-yeol: I WAS TRYING TO STOP BAEKHYUN FROM KNOCKING IT OVER AND I SAVED IT BUT THEN I SNEEZED nini bear: ur so gross chain-yeol: you too (y/n): i spent 100 dollars on that cake and you fucking sneeze on it?? (y/n): jfc i’m here busy admiring my husband’s sweet sweet ass and u guys are telling me the cake’s ruined? i will murder u all i swear jong-waeeee: ew i don’t wanna hear about minseok’s ass (y/n): shut the fuck up sign ruiner jong-waeeee: I GOT A NEW ONE THOUGH jong-waeeee: YOU’RE SO MEAN bacon: WAIT bacon: (Y/N) WE’LL PAY FOR ANOTHER ONE (y/n): baekhyun you sweet summer child (y/n): I HAD TO PRE-ORDER THAT CAKE 2 WEEKS IN ADVANCE YOU WALNUT bacon: oh bacon: my bad 11 minutes late: W8 W8 I GOT U 11 minutes late: WE CAN STILL EAT IT 11 minutes late: I’LL SPRAY SOME LYSOL ON IT jun-bug: SEHUN DON’T YOU DARE (y/n): sehun honey that just contaminates it even more (y/n): but thank you for trying 11 minutes late: xoxo i try my best yee-xing: how ‘bout we just buy more carvel cakes to match the one you got yesterday up to 100 dollars so it maxes out (y/n): yeah alright fine (y/n): thanks xing ur a life saver (y/n): but don’t throw away the ruined cake i wanna show min what he could have missed out on if CHANYEOL DIDN’T FUCKING SNEEZE ON IT (y/n): WHO SNEEZES ON A CAKE nini bear: only chanyeol (y/n): yep, only chanyeol chain-yeol: y’all are mean. kyung-soup: what u get for sneezing on the cake
You locked your phone, letting out an exasperated sigh. You swore if anything else happened today, you were going to march all the way back home and kill those men. You massaged your temples with your fingers as a means to alleviate your stress. All you wanted was for everything to be perfect for the party; Minseok deserved nothing less than that.
The door of the stall opened, revealing Minseok wearing nothing but the new pair of navy slacks and a devilishly handsome smirk. His smile faded when he saw you with your hands over your face, taking deep breaths in an attempt to calm yourself down from your stress. He quickly pulled his undershirt on and rushed over to you, wrapping his arms around you comfortingly. With a sigh, you buried your face in his chest, your stress starting to wash away as he began stroking your hair.
You stayed like that for about ten minutes. You eventually calmed down, silently reassuring yourself that everything was going to be fine. You were glad that Minseok did not try to ask you anything since you were afraid you were going to let slip what was waiting for him when you arrive home later in the day.
You let out a small sniffle as you pressed a small kiss on your husband’s exposed shoulder. “I’m so sorry I brought down your mood, Min. The p- ‘w-work,’ is just annoying right now. It’s your birthday, it’s supposed to be a good day.” you mumbled, looking down at your hands.
“Shh, don’t you worry your little head about it,” Minseok assured, kissing your forehead. He tilted your head up and pressed his lips against yours. “All I want is for my baby to be happy today.” You gave him a weak smile and wrapped your arms around his waist, feeling so lucky to have him in your life.
“C’mon, let’s go to the food court. All this stress made me hungry.” you joked, standing from your spot.
“Good idea,” Minseok gave you another kiss before walking back into the changing stall to change back into his regular clothes. “Oh, by the way, buy the pants.” You pumped a fist into the air as you took the hanging articles of clothing into your hands.

You were lucky (and frankly surprised) that nothing else had managed to go wrong today. You were suspicious that you hadn’t gotten any panic-stricken texts from Yixing or Junmyeon, but you couldn’t complain about that. Just to be sure though, you quickly texted Kyungsoo to give you a final update on the state of your house. You sighed in relief when he responded with pictures of your living room, kitchen and backyard decorated just how you envisioned it to be. You sent Kyungsoo a text back thanking him and everyone else profusely for their help.
The clock struck 5, indicating that it was time for you and Minseok to go home. The two of you exited the mall, arms filled with different shopping bags from all the stores you went to during the day. After putting your bags into the backseat of your car, you opened the passenger side of the car and slid in.
“Hm, I was thinking of ordering from that ramen place we tried last week. It was really good, don’t you remember?” Minseok suggested, starting the car and pulling out of the parking lot.
“How ‘bout we wait ‘till we get home to... eat.” you responded, a shit-eating grin almost making its way onto your face.
Minseok hummed softly. “I just wanna spend the rest of the night with you and Tan at home, I hope no one’s planning a surprise party for me,” You tensed slightly at his words, looking out the window to avoid his gaze.
“Oh, I wouldn’t do that, hun.” You lied. He shrugged, intertwining his fingers with yours.
When Minseok pulled into your driveway, you shot a quick text to the boys, telling them that you were home. You exited the car quickly, grabbing most of the shopping bags and taking Minseok by the arm, dragging him to the front door.
“Whoa, what’s gotten into you?” he chuckled as you struggled to get your keys out of your purse. Once you got them out and put the house key into the lock, you turned to Minseok and pressed your lips onto his.
“Happy birthday, Min. I love you so much. And I’m so sorry.” you unlocked the front door and pushed it open. You saw Minseok’s eyes widen at the sight of your home. It was filled to the brim with decorations and all of your closest friends holding gifts, balloons and tons of different ice cream cakes.
“SURPRISE!” everyone exclaimed. Minseok’s jaw dropped as he fully took in everything that was happening. He looked over to you with a sly smile, to which you responded with a small shrug.
“I had to, come on.” You giggled, kissing him on the cheek.
“It’s okay, hun. Let’s just enjoy ourselves.” Minseok cupped your face into his hands and pressed his lips onto yours.
“Gross, get a room!” you heard Baekhyun scream. You pulled away from Minseok to flip the younger off.
“Oh! I need to show you the cake I initially got for you but was unfortunately ruined because Chanyeol sneezed on it. Jun, is it in the fridge?” you pulled Minseok in the direction of the kitchen as Junmyeon confirmed the location of the cake.
“He... huh?”
“It was an accident!” Chanyeol whined. You laughed softly to yourself at his childish reaction.
Tonight was gonna be fun.
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my first exo concert!
just gonna detail my experience going to my first exo concert as a 1.5-year-old exol. this is the Singapore 190915 EXplOration concert, missing ksoo (my crown prince) and xiu (my second prince). (p.s. jun is my third prince so that’s why i bought his fan ---- my face when i realised i unknowingly stanned exo’s enlistment line after ksoo dropped the bomb on us: 😊🔫)
and still missing lay, of course (*rolls eyes at china*). it was a blast but i didn’t die too hard, probably because it’s just 6 of them haha. my throat still died from screaming so hard though.
in my rambling i shall cover details of the merch in the picture, and comments (babbling) on each member.
to my great fortune, i was seated in the middle of a middle block facing the stage. i didn’t want to attend the concert in the standing pen area because i prefer observing the group as a whole to being up and close with them but missing out on all the dance formations. i’m here forking over S$302 for a concert where i can’t see ksoo or xiu so... anyway even if they were here i would still prefer to sit and watch the full performance.
the black banner (which i still can’t read) was laid on every seat, and overleaf, exols were asked to hold this banner up during their ending ment. the community is really cute.
the eribong v.3 is pretty when lit up (more later). it came with the bottom right sticker set, and a random photocard. i managed to trade for a ksoo card in the end :-)
the 7th anniversary pink leather keychain is not part of concert merch, but it’s pretty so i threw it into the pic (only for this concert did i break it out of its box to attach it to my bag LOL)
[ksoo]
i got a ksoo ... vertical banner? thin poster? thing after the concert was over, when merchants were desperate to sell their unsold goods. of course there was a ton of baek yeol 5ehun jun and j0ngin merch, but i was surprised i didn’t see as much of dae than i did ksoo. perhaps dae’s merch already sold out?? anyway, i saw ksoo’s marie claire photo and IMMEDIATELY shuffled over to ask for the price, which wasn’t too bad ($5, which became $4 because the merchant didn’t have exact change)
[xiu]
i pasted a xiu name sticker on one side of the eribong, and ksoo on the other. doubles as a “yeah these are my first 2 princes″ and a “at least they’re still with me today in spirit” ... *bursts into tears*
for xiu’s merch, there was NOTHING except maybe a tiny photo of him bunched with other members’ photos. i kept asking “do you have xium1n?” *merchant who usually isn’t a fan is confused* “um... kim minse0k?” *?* “this one, *points to xiu in a group photo*, do you have?” *shows me a j0ngin pic* “ok nvm” this was extremely upsetting. but hey at least i got to see xiu in printed group photos. because...
[lay]
lay didn’t even make an APPEARANCE amongst the goods. rip xingmis. a fellow exol told me someone in the standing pen was waving a ZYX banner around though, so there’s still hope amongst the singaporean xingmis at least
[junmye0n]
i got a fan-produced jun fan before the concert because i didn’t know the venue was air-conditioned haha whoops.
during the concert, his second outfit (after the tempo perf) was a poofy white long-sleeved top and rather well-fitting black trousers/pants and lemme tell you.... HE’S PRINCE ERIC. HE’S SO HANDSOME AND HE’S SO NICE AND SWEET AND HIS ENGLISH WAS SO GOOD, LIKE, EVERYONE IS WHIPPED FOR KSOO’S ENGLISH BUT HONESTLY JUN REALLY TRIED TO COMMUNICATE TO US IN ENGLISH IT WAS AMAZING AND HE PUTS IN SO MUCH EFFORT AND HE SHOULD BE APPRECIATED MORE (and this is coming from a ksoo stan..). you have no idea how upset i was when everyone was screaming their heads off for the other 5 performing members during their little video interludes, but when jun came on screen, there were just screams. heads did not pop off. NO! WHAT IS THIS DISRESPECT AND UNDERAPPRECIATION???!!!! i screamed my head off for him but one person alone can’t make up for the difference... jun was so nice and kept waving and making eye contact with the audience, doing cute poses for us here and there, being his little awkward leader self (as SM boy band leaders seem to do...), and basically tanking the transitions between performances. christ. also he freakin CARRIED the backing vocals AND the main vocals (i mean dae and baek too but everyone already explicitly appreciates them so i don’t need to give them special mention for carrying). he is ALWAYS being slept on, and it’s just not doing him justice. what the hell. junmye0n deserves the world :-(
for his BEEN THROUGH 👀👀👀👀 performance, he told us he decided to change the shirt colour to red because he thought it would match Singapore well (or something along those lines). like. WOW????? THANK YOU FOR EVEN CONSIDERING MY COUNTRY IS WORTH NOTICING TO CHANGE YOUR OUTFIT???? i hope i’m not sounding sarcastic - it’s such a small action but i felt a little touched?? like wow, he noticed.
my binoculars was glued on him half the time. he’s so handsome and pretty at the same time. part of the reason why i still went was to see if everyone’s claims that “suh0’s pictures don’t do him justice” were legitimate because when i first saw jun′s pic (i forgot which exact one), i literally thought, “that’s the handsomest man i’ve ever seen”. so i suppose the claim depends on angles. because ALL of em look like their pictures - their GOOD-ANGLE pictures. MEANING, jun looks as good as his best photos (which tend to be the ones where he faces straight to the front), but now he looks good from whichever angle in motion. he is actually very fair-skinned too! his face was like a beacon of light.
also, in his first ment greeting us, he was such a cheeseball saying our country is beautiful... like us. JUNMYE0N PLEASE.
nearing the end of the concert HE TOLD US NOT TO CRY (along with j0ngin or yeol, can’t remember). THEY’RE GONNA SING THEIR LAST SONG, BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO BE THEIR LAST SONG, BECAUSE THEY’LL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEARTS, RIGHT? HJAGKN;KLSKGKS :”””””(
so to reiterate: i have the biggest soft spot for junmye0n and i love him.
[5ehun]
OH, DURING ONE SONG, 5EHUN CAME OVER TO RUB HIS HEAD ON JUN’S CHEST, AND I WAS LIKE AAAWWWW!!!!! and died. but jun’s back was facing me so i more or less couldn’t see much. after the concert, i found out that 5EHUN TRIED TO LIFT JUN’S SHIRT TO SHOW HIS ABS DURING THE NUZZLE. so i revived and died again. there were a lot of other small interactions too. seho stans won tonight.
below are some of my friend’s standing pen privilege pics:
what i could see from my seat behind -
what i DIDN’T KNOW 5EHUN TRIED FOR A HOT SECOND:
seho stan: *dies*
anyway... i wasn’t paying close attention to 5ehun during group performances (other than when it was his solo dance break and exo-sc perfs), tho i felt like he wasn’t as “engaged” as, say, jun or yeol. but i thought that was normal because yaknow... he’s not very talkative, and i was probably getting that impression just from his naturally stern (rbf LOL) face.
his dance break was COOL and his exo-sc performances were LIVELY. and when he actually gets to sing (... T_T) nothing went wrong so i thought everything was fine.
however, during one of his ments, 5ehun admitted to us that he felt bad coz he wasn’t up to standard today (because he’s sick?? translator was not doing a thorough job, i got this info from another friend), and he’s sorry. some of us were like “huh?? no?? GWAENCHANA!!!!” and the translator said he said, “no i’m not saying this just so yall will say that, if you continue i’m not gonna share my feelings like this anymore” so we all shut up.
i can’t remember if it was in that same ment, but during one of the ments, the whole time 5ehun was talking, jun was standing waayyyy in front of the line to turn his body to look at 5ehun. i think he was worried for him :”( 5ehunnie bb please don’t beat yourself up over this. my friend in the standing pen said yeah, he was pretty out of it today, he kept staring into space instead of making eye contact with fans. :-(
[j0ngin]
spEAKING of out of it, the same can be said for j0ngin. don’t get me wrong, his dancing was still otherworldly. i was looking through my binoculars to focus on the dance formation and/or jun, but suddenly i was like “wait, i’ve been looking at ka1 dancing this whole time”. IT’S SO FLUID AND SHARP AT THE SAME TIME. EVERY MOVE IS EXECUTED PERFECTLY. IT JUST DRAWS YOU IN.
... but that can only be said for some stages. i felt like his moves were not as sharp/confident sometimes?? i mean they were still graceful, but somehow it feels kinda tired???????? k who am i to judge, i’m not the one dancing and singing for 2 hours straight lmao he obviously needs downtime...
THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT. unfortunately, during the ments, he also wasn’t very hyper (like hE WOULD BE WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE.............. UGH MY KADI HEART IS ACHING). he dance-bopped around and interacted with yeol a little but that’s all. i know j0ngin is actually a shy boi but he REALLY didn’t talk much. :-( i honestly suspect the Other Project (s*perM) is tiring him tf out.
am i hallucinating? or maybe i’m being overdramatic. i don’t know. it’s not that i was constantly following his movements like i was junmye0n’s during the concert anyway.
[baek]
he didn’t SEEM as tired as j0ngin thanks to that Other Project. his diet of CDs didn’t change, and he was still the goofball during ments / soft toy fun times. also, man, the amount of screams he got. and MAN, THE UN VILLAGE ROLLING HILLS PART..................... *GURGLES*
perhaps i’m not a baek stan, so i didn’t realise, but my friend commented that while he was not in as bad a state as j0ngin, he COULD’VE been more hyper.
I HOPE BAEK AND J0NGIN ARE RESTING WELL. Slave Management Entertainment PLEASE HAVE A HEART.
[yeol]
okay DUDES this guy was the guy who warned the middle standing pen fans to stop f*cking pushing because they don’t want to get anyone hurt. “ok everyone in the back row (of the standing pen) please raise your hands. can those who raise your hands take one step back please” ... “ok yall raising your hands but you’re not moving back” ... (him/suh0) “we have to be very wary because if you get hurt then we can’t come back” the entire stadium collectively went “oOOOHHHH” (not in a good way)... BUT THEY STILL DIDN’T MOVE BACK. (him/suh0) “okay you don’t want to move back? then we’ll retreat to the stage behind then” *walks from from the smaller stage closer to exols back to the larger stage all the way at the front*
he was legit not happy. and goodness gracious did he have the right to be. didn’t this nonsense happen with exo-sc kfans before? and at that time 5ehun was the one who got angry.
anyway not only did they leave to continue performing the second set of songs on a bad note FURTHER AWAY, i HIGHLY SUSPECT that the other punishment was to take away one performance. WHICH WAS MY MOST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ONE - SIGN. YEAH. THEY DIDN’T PERFORM IT. SHOOT ME NOW. THAT WAS THE B-SIDE I WAS IMMEDIATELY WHIPPED FOR ONCE THE TEMPO ALBUM DROPPED. f*ck.
OKAY ALL THAT ANGST ASIDE, he’s still the main goofball of the concert. HE TRIED TO TEACH US HOW TO DAB INTO THE INSIDE OF OUR ELBOWS. HE GROPED CHEN ON STAGE. HE... he does his job of an entertainer well. OMG. HE TOOK SOMEONE’S PHONE AND TOOK PICS/VIDS OF HIM AND SEHUN????? when i finally noticed it happening i thought he literally took his own phone out during performance/fan-interaction-time to take a selfie but then i find out after the concert that NO, IT’S NOT HIS PHONE. ... that phone case must be enshrined immediately.
also he had to take over some lines for some songs, and BOI DELIVERED. he sounded really nice singing :”)
[dae]
not only did he eat CDs while looking super cute in that blue suit, he BELTED OUT LIVE HIGH NOTES AND ADLIBS AND WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM. I’VE NEVER HEARD EXO LIVE, SO, OH MY GOD. it’s like you’re either screeching or silent because they’re performing but there were parts of dae’s performance where had to stop everything, put down my binoculars and eribong, stare into the air for a second, and literally say “wow” out loud. it was surreal. it was crazy. it got to the point where he covered one of xiu’s lines (i forgot which song), and i thought “oh wow, he sounds better singing this line than xiu” and i IMMEDIATELY felt guilty (I ONLY THOUGHT THIS FOR *ONE* OF XIU’S LINES, DON’T KILL ME)
he was quiet during the ment until his turn. when he was engaged he... engaged. haha about the members’ comments that his solo perf was a “different kind of sexy” from j0ngin, where he had only one drop of sweat. HAHA. *does lunges on stage* *gets molested by yeol*
dae’s actually really low-key. he’s like... a “good” boi. will respond well and politely but only when spoken to. what else do i say. sunshine angel. his smile is cute. CAT SMILE :3
[overall]
speaking of cats... baek asked us at the beginning of the concert: why’s the dress code white?
here’s a crappy pic from my android phone one minute before the lights were dimmed:
us: POWER!!! POWER!!!
exo: oh?? baek: does it represent the light power??
us: (loud murmurs of disagreement)
exo/baek: so you’re saying that’s not it... (discusses with members in korean) is it... the white marble???
us: (louder murmurs of disagreement)
exo/baek: hm i guess we can continue guessing till the concert is over haha
im not sure if anyone in the front rows, perhaps a korean fansite, screamed “cat” in korean, but after some discussion again,
exo/baek: (korean) some exols: *SCREAMS* translator: is it cat? exol: *SCREAMS AND WAVES ERIBONGS*
and this was the only legit interaction i feel we got with exo this concert... after having a taste of it at the start, i was subsequently kinda bummed we didn’t get to do this back-and-forth talking with exo (even at a shallow level) likely because of a language barrier. it felt so cool.
also, eribong v.3 was SUPER PRETTY WITH COLOURS. IT WAS MAGICAL, I SAY, MAGICAL.
the entire spectrum could be shown on this eribong. this pic more or less covers the softer range of colours this eribong is capable of. it can also show the harsh red, blue, green, yellow, and of course, white.
a 1-pixel screenshot of my Telegram video to my friend in the standing pen:
the boys were great, the performance was overall astounding, the lights and effects were stunning and pretty, and the time we spent together was too! short! exo also mentioned it’s a shame they could only come this one day for a concert, next time they’ll do two, no, THREE days... for their next album
exols: ganrklflm;fsklflkgsrkg
... WITH “THE REST OF THE MEMBERS”
exols: NAGJSK;NLDFNLGRS *EXPLODES*
tl;dr i love EXO with my entire heart. i count myself lucky for being alive at the same time exo is active and performing live.
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My wifi was acting up so if you got the same message twice just ignore!
God poor Hwa it was the first thing I saw in the morning, I'm glad he knows it wasn't his fault, but he was still upset 😭 thankfully he wasn't hurt <3. Yesterday I was sad watching San struggle, then he talked on universe about feeling angry at himself.
I'm gonna give Hwa all the praise tomorrow, watch me. Come on Baek we need to do this. BUT AT LEAST THEY WON OMG DID YOU SEE MATZ, SEONGHWA'S FACE BBY :"( and Yunho and Yeo?! They were so shocked and cute awwwww
Absolutely 2021 and 2022 are for the hags, especially ggs stans 🥰 SNSD's 15th anniversary can you believe?! And Minho is an MC for their showcase AAAAAAA. The song is pretty GG, SM didn't do them too dirty, but they definitely have better songs, I'm just gonna be happy they're back, also WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?! Btw, I saw you were watching Big Mouth with Yoona, I like it! And so true Bilibili is a life saviour for dramas and anime as well, I've been using it for months 😌
Deja the panther pls suyshdjsuahhsus I would be honoured
I'm honestly so baffled by your Noddy gender discovery I'm seriously wheezing 😭😭😭 yeah fuck that little clown looking guy even more, before I felt bad for hating him, but #noddyisoverparty
It was Wonderland Hwa - the 1st pc 😳 I bought so many albums for myself and my friends in SK, not only I got Hwa, but also got into a fan sign not so long after seeing them at KCON and falling for Seonghwa, the universe knew what it was doing...
If you send me your address I'll come and fight you for your crimes (Khronos ending)
Please I was embarrassed for them especially Baek, Taemin and Kai I was like "I'm so sorry guys" but yeah they can make everything look cool, can't relate though
I always clown the glazed arms or abs (I can't with Fireworks San it's too funny), but the Hwarms are doing something for me, his melanin makes the oil even more visible and I'm spiraling 🥴🥴🥴🥴 everyone's down bad for Hwa this era as well. Mingi you're not normal my guy, you need to be stopped
The nose post, truly life changing omfg. Exactly LOOK AT ALL THESE SIDE PROFILES
Pls 1D wasn't even a band, leave them boys alone, but yeah they're like every indie UK group I was into back in the day
Well yeah I'm gonna gatekeep bodyguard I'm afraid, though I feel like I should guard Hwa instead 😭
I have no clue about Person of Interest, but I got Lionel Fusco???
Well fuck the government so true, but not when you're rich already, like be fucking serious... Yes there were a few scandals and Spain is extra with their punishments too, since I support one of the Spanish teams I always see a lot of tax talk 👀
Everything is coming out at once and their new show too?! I only managed to watch Showterview, cause I had to and honestly it was wholesome, they had great chemistry and everyone had fun. I also liked the questions, pretty spicy ahhahah
So much Seonghwa recently I need to look away for a moment and feel normal BUT HOW???!!! The whiplash is killing me, we're getting oiled up sexy demon and 5 minutes later a small baby running around or mommy Hwa helping everyone
Oh I knitted for my plushies and dolls when I was a kid sushhsydjnabsjhs maybe I'll go back to knitting soon since I'm ancient
I know red Woo when?! More hair colours in general when???
Idk that must be some other guy, perhaps a twin of my uber driver???
Baby baby
P.S. idk if we manage to talk before my fan call tomorrow, so wish me luck, cause my throat is fighting for its life </3333 - DV 💖
hi hello!!
My wifi was acting up so if you got the same message twice just ignore! God poor Hwa it was the first thing I saw in the morning, I'm glad he knows it wasn't his fault, but he was still upset 😭 thankfully he wasn't hurt <3. Yesterday I was sad watching San struggle, then he talked on universe about feeling angry at himself.
it’d working just fine!! ☺�� RIGHT 😭😭 i wish the electrical team checks the ear pieces every time bc wtf was that 😭🤚🏼 im glad he realized it as well!! aND THEY WON!!! DID U SEE FBWNDHWK WOOYOUNGS REACTION TO THE 12 DIGITAL POINTS FBDBDB AND THEN san too?? 😭😭🤚🏼 _SlQgfPkMA
they won the second baekhyun started tweeting and it was like my two worlds colliding 😭😭
I'm gonna give Hwa all the praise tomorrow, watch me. Come on Baek we need to do this. BUT AT LEAST THEY WON OMG DID YOU SEE MATZ, SEONGHWA'S FACE BBY :"( and Yunho and Yeo?! They were so shocked and cute awwwww
YOU BETTER BESTIE GIVE HIM ALL OF IT GIVE HIM 2 EXTRA FROM A USERNAME CALLED BAEKHVUNS !!! DEJA WE ARE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW PLS SHOW HIM THAT TOO FBFBF 😭😭 PLS THE WAY HONGJOONG WENT TO HIM 😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 YEOSANG WAS SO BLOWN AWAY PLS
Absolutely 2021 and 2022 are for the hags, especially ggs stans 🥰 SNSD's 15th anniversary can you believe?! And Minho is an MC for their showcase AAAAAAA. The song is pretty GG, SM didn't do them too dirty, but they definitely have better songs, I'm just gonna be happy they're back, also WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?! Btw, I saw you were watching Big Mouth with Yoona, I like it! And so true Bilibili is a life saviour for dramas and anime as well, I've been using it for months 😌
I SAW THE SHOWCASE AND IT WAS SO FUN FBFBF the song is pretty but i rly don’t like the pre chorus i thought after hearing it multiple times i might but it?? like the part right before the “i love” fbdnfb the album tho does sound better! YEAH WHERE ARE THEY WHERES THE KWANGYA 🤌🏼 OH MY GOD YES ARE U WATCHING IT TOO??? GONNA WATCH THE NEW EPS TN omg no fr bilibili is a true life saviour i just hope they don’t brung the ads there too 😭🤚🏼 and all of that for free in 1080p?? 😩😩😮💨
Deja the panther pls suyshdjsuahhsus I would be honoured
LMFAOOOO YOU GOT IT I WILL NAME IT THAT BDBD
I'm honestly so baffled by your Noddy gender discovery I'm seriously wheezing 😭😭😭 yeah fuck that little clown looking guy even more, before I felt bad for hating him, but #noddyisoverparty
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 WHY HIS NAME NODDY THEN #bamboozeled 😭🔫🔫 NAH FR THAT KNOME LOOKING GUY CAN FUCK OFF #noddynevercomingback
It was Wonderland Hwa - the 1st pc 😳 I bought so many albums for myself and my friends in SK, not only I got Hwa, but also got into a fan sign not so long after seeing them at KCON and falling for Seonghwa, the universe knew what it was doing...
????????????? U HIT THE BIGGEST JACKPOT ON THE FIRST TRY????? UR LUCK??? HELLO HELLO GIVE US A LITTLE BIT OF THE LUCK 😭😭😭🤚🏼 i have a luck in avoiding things fbfbfbfb BRO IT WAS FATE FROM SOME WATER HATING GOD 🤚🏼🤚🏼
If you send me your address I'll come and fight you for your crimes (Khronos ending)
LMFAOOOO THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS FHWNFHWJHFWKHDWK if u think khronus was a bad end, bestie what will that villain yn’s ending do to u?? 🥰
Please I was embarrassed for them especially Baek, Taemin and Kai I was like "I'm so sorry guys" but yeah they can make everything look cool, can't relate though
BRMWBDMWBDKW NO LITERALLY SAME BUT THEY MADE IT LOOK SO COOL tbh unpopular opinions, superm songs may sound chaotic but they do have good songs 😭😭 tho the seniors did carry,,, wish u were here is so good 😭🤚🏼
I always clown the glazed arms or abs (I can't with Fireworks San it's too funny), but the Hwarms are doing something for me, his melanin makes the oil even more visible and I'm spiraling 🥴🥴🥴🥴 everyone's down bad for Hwa this era as well. Mingi you're not normal my guy, you need to be stopped
LMFAOOOO SANS GLAZED DONUT ABS WERE SO DBDBD 😭😭😭😭 they fr looked baked 😭😭 hwarms, hegs (legs), hwabs, hace (face), hwips <3 all of them be triggering me atp THIS ERA IS 2HO HWA AND MINGIS TBH 🤚🏼,,,, mingi is not normal and i won’t be either with his au in my drafts screaming at me dbdbd
The nose post, truly life changing omfg. Exactly LOOK AT ALL THESE SIDE PROFILES
Pls 1D wasn't even a band, leave them boys alone, but yeah they're like every indie UK group I was into back in the day
TRULY LIFE CHANGING I WILL BE LOOKING AT EVERYONES NOSES TO SEE WHO’S GOOD 😭😭🥰🥰<3 FBDNDB 1D WAS LIKE A 5 YEAR CONTRACT TO RULE THE WORLD AND THEN BOOM GONE,, he’s so stunning??? a very elegant guy, hand in marriage 🤲🏼
Well yeah I'm gonna gatekeep bodyguard I'm afraid, though I feel like I should guard Hwa instead 😭
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 I THINK WE SHOULD GUARD HIM TOO NOTHING BAD SHOULD HAPPEN TO THAT MAN 🔫
I have no clue about Person of Interest, but I got Lionel Fusco???
i have absolutely no idea too and so i got john reese <3
Well fuck the government so true, but not when you're rich already, like be fucking serious... Yes there were a few scandals and Spain is extra with their punishments too, since I support one of the Spanish teams I always see a lot of tax talk 👀
YEAAAHHHH FRRR !!!!! no bc if u rich, just pay the tax like bro u got the money?? 😭😭 oh??? u do??? which team 👀
Everything is coming out at once and their new show too?! I only managed to watch Showterview, cause I had to and honestly it was wholesome, they had great chemistry and everyone had fun. I also liked the questions, pretty spicy ahhahah
showterview was so funny !!! it was fr like a sibling chemistry BFKWHDKWHDKW THE “SHUT UP” TO MINGI SCREAMED DBDB omg the questions about rivalry w different groups i was like “sunmi 👀 ayo 👀”
So much Seonghwa recently I need to look away for a moment and feel normal BUT HOW???!!! The whiplash is killing me, we're getting oiled up sexy demon and 5 minutes later a small baby running around or mommy Hwa helping everyone
ITS ABSOLUTELY NOT POSSIBLE ANYMORE EVERYWHERE ITS HIM 😭😭😭 am i complaining tho? no ☺️ but my wips are dhdbdbdb OILED SEXY DEMON LMFAOO 😭😭😭😭😭 no ur so right that mommy hwa thing he did with jongho 🤚🏼
Oh I knitted for my plushies and dolls when I was a kid sushhsydjnabsjhs maybe I'll go back to knitting soon since I'm ancient
im. when are we starting this knitting club im on my way we should make seonghwa a shinestar scarf <3 BBWMFJEK “IM ANCIENT” I FELT THAT DBDB
I know red Woo when?! More hair colours in general when??? /// Idk that must be some other guy, perhaps a twin of my uber driver???
i swear to gOD if they dye it for the concerts im genuinely gonna be sobbing 😭🤚🏼 OH??? TWIN OF UR UBER?? SURE ARE ALIKE ARENT THEY?? have u ever confused them <3 ☺️ this your guy?? your ceo?? omg here is a ceo taehyung series which i die for fbfbfbf ceo seonghwa’s arrange marriage is like that in the aspects of richness
Baby baby /// P.S. idk if we manage to talk before my fan call tomorrow, so wish me luck, cause my throat is fighting for its life </3333 - DV 💖

BESTIEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD ITS TMR???? PROBABLY ALREADY FOR U RN OH MY GOD FBFBFB PLS GIVE HIM ALL THE PRAISES AND SHOW UR CATS 😭😭😭🤚🏼 PLS <3 pls ask them to do a stop in cn not toronto one day <3
quiz !!


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I’ll Be Your Merman Pt. 2
Summary: AU He’s a merman who is being pushed by his parents to find a suitable mate. You were enjoying a day at the pier skateboarding when you met. “I’ll play Ariel if you’ll be my Princess.”
Rating: PG-13 (Minor language)
Characters: Reader x Merman! Baekhyun, Merman! Chanyeol, Merman! Xiumin, Merman! Chen
Notes: Slightly inspired by a friend’s fictional mermaid drabble and an idea I came up with. You asked for a part 2 – hope you guys enjoy!
Shout outs to @listenthemoose and @bubblehobi for reading and reblogging the first part – Thank you!
Part 1 –> link
“Baek...mmph! It’s...oh you’ve got to be kidding me,” you grumbled as you stared at the digital readout on your alarm clock, “4:52 in the morning! Can’t – yawn! – can’t this wait a little?”
“No, it’s almost sunrise and I wanna watch it with you!” Baekhyun said as he pressed his shell phone closer to his ear. “Can you come now?”
You muttered a string of complaints and a few swear words under your breath as you sat up and threw back the covers, searching for shoes and your skateboard. You rubbed a hand across your face and sighed. “Okay I’ll be there in...10 minutes. Oh and I’m not getting in the water for this – it’s too fucking early to get in a freezing cold ocean!”
He pouted, jutting his lip out as he began to swim back and forth. “But how are we gonna enjoy it together? And P.S. the water’s not that cold, Princess!”
“Ha, for you it isn’t!” you snorted as you slipped on a sweatshirt and quietly reached for your smartphone and keys. You put them into your pocket and closed the door to your house behind you, walking a short distance from your neighborhood before dropping your skateboard to the ground and stepping on. Secretly you were glad it was too early for anyone to be up – if they had seen you holding a shell to your ear at this hour, they’d think you were nuts.
It had been a few weeks since the adorable merman had tossed you his number and struck up a conversation about trying to hold onto your youth before you were both forced to be adults. His problem was his parents wanting him to find a mate soon and settle down, while you were trying to wrap things up on your studies and figure out what you wanted to do with your life. You had talked a lot over shell phone but it had been a while since you hung out in person.
“Baekhyun-ah, are you hanging out with her again?” Chanyeol asked as he watched his friend swim back and forth, shell phone in hand.
Baek nodded as you told him that you’d see him soon. He stuffed the shell into his messenger bag and gestured for Chanyeol to swim with him to the surface. Chanyeol tilted his head and glanced up at the surface.
“You sure?” Chanyeol asked.
Baekhyun rolled his eyes and grabbed his friend’s arm, dragging him along as he began to ascend. “It’s not like you had anything better to do! Come on, Y/N’s really great and I know you’re gonna get along great.”
“Baek where are you?” you called out in a hushed voice. You had skateboarded to a dock where a few private yachts and small personal boats were tied up. Just as you were starting to take a seat at the edge, you felt a wet hand tug on your ankle and you jumped at the contact. Baekhyun popped his head up from the water and smirked, raising his other hand in greeting. Chanyeol came up beside him and shyly waved at you.
“Y/N, this is my best friend Chanyeol,” Baekhyun said as he gestured to the other merman. “Chan, this is Y/N.”
“Hi, nice to meet Baek’s best friend,” you said with a smile.
Chanyeol returned the smile and shamelessly eyed your legs, starting from your ankles and ending at your thighs. “Nice to meet the girl Baek’s been calling a lot…nice legs by the way,” he murmured with a wink.
You ducked your head, feeling your ears burn at the compliment and Baekhyun pouted, nudging Chanyeol in the arm.
“Yah! Stop flirting with her!” Baekhyun whined.
Chanyeol snorted as he placed both hands on the dock and hoisted himself up so he could take a seat next to you. “Like you haven’t checked her legs out Baekhyun-ah.”
Baek opened his mouth to say something while you giggled, watching as his face flushed pink. He gestured to the remaining space on the dock between you and Chanyeol before pulling himself out of the water and sitting down. He wrapped his arms around you and your eyes widened at the sudden action.
“She’s my friend – no flirting with her!” Baek declared as he squeezed you. “And no looking at her in that way!”
You laughed as you stroked the top of Baekhyun’s head. “Aww, is my little merman getting jealous?”
Baekhyun started to pout at the comment until he felt your fingers running through his hair and brushing his ears. His eyes fluttered and he let out a little sigh, his cheeks warming. Chanyeol pretended to look disgusted and he nudged Baekhyun’s arm.
“Ugh, get a room hyung!” Chanyeol said with a shake of his head. “I’m an innocent merman who hasn’t been mated!”
“Please, you know what happens when mermen and mermaids mate! They teach this to us in school!” Baekhyun snorted, rolling his eyes.
“Hey guys, I thought we were gonna watch the sun come up,” you interrupted them, not wanting to hear the rest of the mating talk. “Look!”
Baekhyun snapped his head to the horizon and straightened up when he saw light starting to peek out. You stopped stroking Baek’s head and turned toward the horizon as the last traces of the dark sky began to give way to pinks and gold. Chanyeol stared with wide eyes as the sun slowly began to slip up into the sky and he sighed with a smile on his face. You couldn’t help but smile too as light began to spread out and up.
“I forgive you for waking me up so early Baek,” you murmured. “This was definitely worth getting up for. Thank you.”
“You’re welcome,” he said as he looked over at you. He scanned your outfit and huffed. “But I was hoping you were gonna come swim with me after!”
“I told you! Too. Fucking. Early. To. Swim,” you stated, crossing your arms over your chest. “So how are things under the sea?”
“Life is the bubbles!” Chanyeol joked. “Just like that movie you humans watch!”
Baekhyun groaned at Chanyeol’s pun and grumbled that he was spending too much time around Suho. “Aish, you’re gonna start sounding like a dad with bad dad jokes like him! He’s not that funny!”
“He tries! I think he’s funny!” Chanyeol shot back.
“Yeah, just you and Xiumin though,” Baekhyun snorted. He shot you an apologetic look and rested his palms on the deck, leaning back. “Ah...my mom and dad won’t stop asking me to find a mate. They’ve named some of the worst matches possible and I don’t know how much more I can take of it.”
“By worst, how bad are we talking?” you asked.
Baekhyun straightened up and pretended to flick imaginary strands of long hair around while making faces. He took on a high-pitched voice and mimicked many of the potential mermaids he dated or met at his parent’s request.
“You’re…a boy Baekhyun – I need a real merman! Aish, you’re too skinny, you need to do more hard work! Your family’s rich right? Ah that’s probably why you’re asking me – Mommy’s rich boy needs a girl and no one would look at him unless he had money!”
Chanyeol doubled over laughing as Baekhyun adopted a snooty look for his last impression and you shook your head at hearing some of the things said to him.
“Were they really that bitchy to you?” you asked.
Baekhyun nodded and you stared at him in disbelief. Sure Baekhyun wasn’t an overly macho bodybuilder of a merman but the guy had nice biceps and he did have abs. You loved his long lashes and the way his lips would jut out when he pouted or smiled cutely at you. Plus he understood your struggles and you sympathized with his.
“Umma wants me to be happy but I don’t wanna rush things,” Baekhyun sighed as he cupped his chin in his hands. “Our friend Xiumin went into an arranged mating and that didn’t end well. She left him before they could have kids – said he was too clingy but I know she had her eye on someone else for a while.”
“Poor guy,” you murmured.
Chanyeol cocked his head and looked over at you. “How about you Y/N? What’s up with you and the human world?”
You scrunched up your nose and pulled your knees up to hug them. “Oh I just finished my second to last year of college. Need to start thinking about my senior thesis, but not sure what I want to do it on. My mom isn’t forcing me to find anyone yet, but I think she’s worried about what I’m going to do with myself after graduation. My sister went off to the Air Force and she’s already been given several higher ranks and better pay. Plus it feels like a lot of my friends are already getting married or having kids.”
“Air Force?” Chanyeol asked. “Are those the things I see in the sky that look like faceless birds but not quite?”
“Um sort of Chan,” you admitted. “I think you saw regular airplanes – those take people to faraway places in a short period of time. The Air Force is part of a protection squad that the government relies on if there are any threats to the country – they are trained to fly small planes and to look for signs of threats or trouble from the skies. It’s hard to get into and it’s very rigorous but people like my sister love challenges like that. She’s away from home a lot because she has to live on a base close to work but she’ll visit sometimes.”
“You miss her?” Baekhyun asked.
You nodded and replied that it had been a few years since you saw her since she was unable to go on leave. “I know my mom is proud of her like I am, but she also worries about me doing something productive with my life after school.” You looked over your shoulder to make sure no one else was coming onto the dock to try to take a boat out early. Luckily, it was still early enough that even the elite was sleeping in.
“How much longer are you guys allowed to be up here before they notice?” you asked.
“Eh we have some time,” Chanyeol replied with a shrug of his shoulders. “As long as we don’t get caught by humans and cause a scene, we can do just about anything we want.” He yawned and stretched his long arms out, wincing when his stomach growled. “Sorry guys, I’m hungry.”
“I could eat too,” Baekhyun admitted. “Wanna catch our breakfast?”
“Hyung, Y/N doesn’t wanna eat raw fish,” Chanyeol groaned as he slapped his forehead. “Or I dunno, maybe you do.”
You shook your head and tried to think of something nearby you could grab. Then it hit you.
“Hey, you guys have pancakes down there?” you asked.
You were greeted with identical confused looks and you giggled as both tilted their heads, trying to figure out what you were asking about. “I’ll take that as a no then? Well I know I shouldn’t encourage unhealthy eating habits but I know a place not far from here that makes amazing pancakes – I’ll just grab some and we can split. Sound good?”
“Is she back yet?” Chanyeol whispered from his position under the dock.
“I think I see her,” Baekhyun said as he peeked up at the sound of a skateboard rolling towards them. Both had returned to the water, Chanyeol hiding under the dock while Baek kept a look out.
You picked up your board and held out the takeout box containing 9 fluffy pancakes cooked to golden brown perfection. “Brought syrup too in case. Oh and I like to put Nutella on mine – sorry, it’s a weird habit I picked up from my sister,” you said as you sat down and opened the box. You doled out three to each of them before tearing a piece off one and dunking it into a to-go packet of Nutella spread.
Chanyeol took one, studying it and taking a small bite. He chewed thoughtfully before ripping a larger piece off to enjoy. “It’s like a cloud!” he whooped with a goofy smile. “So soft and not too sweet! Oh can I have some of that syrup please?” You passed over the plastic cup with the maple syrup and explained what it was to him.
Baekhyun was slowly eating his and he tapped your knee, pointing to the Nutella. “I wanna try some – what is it?”
You held out the container and he scooped a small glob of it onto his piece. “It’s a chocolate hazelnut spread,” you explained.
He took a bite of the Nutella covered piece, small smears of the spread ending up on the corners of his lips. He licked them and polished off the piece with a smile. “I really like that! May I have more please?”
You pulled out another to-go packet and opened it for Baekhyun to use. You held one out to Chanyeol but he politely declined, saying he was enjoying them with the syrup or plain.
“Best morning ever,” Chanyeol murmured as he finished. “Saw the sunrise, ate pancakes, met Baekhyun’s cute friend.” He grinned widely at you and Baekhyun puffed his cheeks out.
“Waeeeeeeeeee! I said no flirting!” Baekhyun complained as he threw a piece of pancake at Chanyeol. The latter caught the piece before it could land in the water, smirking as he popped it into his mouth.
“Hey no fighting! Don’t waste pancakes!” you protested as you held your hands up.
Baekhyun huffed as he finished his pancakes and you bit your lip when you saw he still had a little smear of Nutella at the corner of his lips.
“Baek, you’ve got a little…”
“Get it off then,” Baek teased with a smirk.
You blushed before digging around in your pocket for a napkin, leaning forward to wipe the smear off. Baekhyun pouted slightly and you tilted your head.
“Aish, hyung!” Chanyeol murmured with a shake of his head. He slapped his forehead and then it dawned on you.
“Oh...” you said as you looked at Baekhyun. Your face felt warm and you nervously tucked a strand of hair behind your ear. You leaned forward, hands gripping the edge of the dock when you froze hearing someone whistle a sea tune. Taking that as their signal to leave, Baekhyun and Chanyeol quietly slipped under the surface of the water and you started cleaning up the mess from breakfast.
“Excuse me, do you have a boat here or are you waiting for one of the owners?” a voice asked as you straightened up. You turned and saw it was a fisherman who must have had one of his boats tied to the dock. You ducked your head and apologized, stating that you liked to come down to the docks to sit and eat breakfast.
“I didn’t know this was a private dock – I’ll leave sir,” you said.
The fisherman shrugged and waved it away as nothing. “Easy mistake to make lass,” he said. “You can stay as long as you like. I just need to know in case someone asks.”
You showed him the trash from breakfast and excused yourself with a smile, board in one hand and trash in the other.
“That was close hyung!” Chanyeol hissed as they swam back to their village.
“He was far away – I heard the whistle!” Baekhyun insisted. “By the way, why were you flirting with Y/N?”
Chanyeol shrugged and raised his brows. “Kinda hard not to – she’s really fun to hang out with and it doesn’t hurt that she’s pretty to look at.” He tilted his head and smirked. “Wait, is she…the one?”
“Waeeeee?!” Baekhyun sputtered with a shake of his head. “I mean, I really care about her and I could tell she was uncomfortable! You shouldn’t have continued to flirt with her – you saw how she reacted!”
“Uh huh, sure,” Chanyeol snorted as he crossed his arms over his chest. “You know that she could join us someday if she wanted.”
Baekhyun groaned as he began to head toward Chen and Xiumin’s place. “You and your movies – aish Chan, there’s no sea witch to make her a mermaid!”
Chanyeol rolled his eyes and followed after him. “Baekhyun-ah, that’s not what I meant! If you paid attention to the textbook, you would have seen a passage on binding promises between mermaids and humans.”
Baekhyun froze and lingered back, glancing over his shoulder in disbelief. He scrunched his brows up as he tried to recall where that section was in their texts and bit his lip.
Chanyeol smiled smugly as he drew himself up and recalled the content, “If a human locks eyes with a mermaid or merman and they ask a favor or make a promise in the form of a question, they are bound to fulfill it.”
“If they don’t?”
“Actually…no one knows,” Chanyeol replied as his shoulders sagged. “The humans try to hold up their end of the bargain in the end. I mean, I don’t know if that could make her into a mermaid but maybe if she felt the same and kept her promise…”
Baekhyun paused, rubbing the back of his neck as he recalled your first meeting with him, specifically the moment he asked if you could keep his tail and species a secret. Wait, had he actually made you swear to a binding promise without realizing it?
“How’d the recent date go?” Chen asked Baekhyun over drinks.
“New topic please.”
“You’re being too picky Baekhyun-ah!” Chen whined as he swirled his glass around.
Xiumin leaned over and rested a hand on Chen’s arm, shooting him a look. Chen bit his lip and ducked his head, muttering that he spoke too quickly.
Xiumin glanced over at Baekhyun and leaned his arms on the counter. “Baekhyun-ah, don’t rush into it,” he murmured before picking up his glass. “Learn from your hyung’s mistake.”
“See any cute humans to steal more bikini tops from?” Chen teased.
Baek shook his head and swallowed the rest of his drink. He chewed on his lip and debated whether he dare tell them about you. Chanyeol he could trust because they had been best friends since they were kids. But these two…
“I didn’t,” Baekhyun admitted. He kept his eyes on his glass as he continued, “But I met a cool human girl who rides a skateboard. She gave me some pancakes for breakfast.”
“What is a pancake?” Chen demanded as he put his glass down a little too loudly.
“Does she…?” Xiumin asked.
Baekhyun kept his eyes glued to the glass and Xiumin took his silence as a yes.
“She promised to keep my secret,” Baek added. “She looked me in the eye when she made the promise.”
“Ah binding promises – I’ve only read about them,” Xiumin said with a nod. “She sounds cool. I’m guessing she’s not very girly or into frills then?”
Baek shook his head and smiled fondly as he recalled your outfit from this morning – hair was messily pulled back, oversized sweatshirt with a faded logo on the front, shorts, and sneakers without laces. Nothing was fancy or shiny about your look but he could tell you looked comfortable and he liked that about you.
“She’s…very casual but comfortable with what she does and looks like,” Baekhyun said. “Thoughtful but a little unapologetic at times. Not fond of facing responsibilities head on but she knows they need to happen or be done.”
“So she’s a female version of you?” Chen concluded with a smirk. He yelped when Baekhyun smacked him in the arm and Xiumin shook his head at them.
“Anyone else know about her?” Xiumin asked. “Correction – aside from us and Chanyeol?”
Baekhyun shook his head and Xiumin nodded.
“Probably for the best,” Chen added. “Last thing you want is to have something happen like that human movie with the redheaded mermaid.”
“Aish, why must we talk about that?” Baek sighed, shaking his head.
“You were up early,” your mom commented at dinner that night.
You nodded and reached for the pepper shaker across the table. “Sorry – a friend of mine wanted to watch the sunrise today and I thought I’d join him. It was really beautiful – I’m glad I went.”
Your mom smiled and relaxed her shoulders, your answer giving her relief. It was better than you staying cooped up inside on your phone or computer doing hell knows what like other young adults, but she had to worry like a good mother did.
“Sounds like this is a good friend,” she replied. “Have I met them before?”
You shook your head and replied that you happened to meet by chance. It was kind of true but you told yourself to not tell her about the merman part. Your gut told you it would be a bad idea if you did.
“New friends are always good,” your mom replied, letting it slide. “Oh I forgot to ask – how is Sam doing? Did you guys have fun when you saw him?”
You paused from stabbing a piece of asparagus and bit your lip. You had forgotten all about Sam and you slowly put your fork down.
“Um…I didn’t skateboard with him,” you said. “Turns out he forgot all about our hangout and he was going to have lunch with his fiancé.”
“Wow already? Sam must really like this girl,” your mom mused as she raised her glass to take a sip. “Although it’s very unlike him to forget – I thought I remembered him as being very punctual and good with schedules.”
“People change Mom,” you muttered as you continued eating dinner. “May I please be excused?”
She nodded and you thanked her before clearing your plate, kissing her on the forehead.
“Yah Y/N! Didn’t anyone tell you it’s not wise to swim at night?” Baekhyun scolded you as he swam up to the secluded area of the beach you asked him to meet you at. He leaned on a rock and studied your expression. “Everything all right?”
“I just could use a friend if that’s ok,” you admitted as you put down your skateboard. You slipped off your sneakers and socks before tugging your sweatshirt off to reveal your bathing suit.
Baek’s eyes widened and he parted his lips in surprise, a faint blush crossing his cheeks. “Wae? Are you going to come swim with me?”
You nodded as you tied your hair back and began wading into the water, wincing as you tried to adjust to coldness. “How can – FUCK! – you stand thhhhhhiiiiissss?” you asked, teeth chattering.
Baekhyun tried not to laugh at you and he moved away from the rock, trying to swim as close as he could without stranding himself in the shallow waters. He held a hand out to you and you clenched your teeth as you pushed ahead, ignoring the freezing sensation of the water.
“Awww Y/N, come here,” he said as he pulled you close to him in a hug, trying to warm you up. “Is this helping?”
“Mmhm,” you mumbled as you wrapped your arms around his body. “Geez mermen are really warm!”
“I think you mean…hot,” Baek teased.
“Shut up!”
“Okay, okay I’ll stop,” Baek sighed as he rubbed your arms to try to warm them up. “Is something wrong though?”
“I think I’m just stressed about everything,” you murmured. “Everyone’s growing up too fast and I feel like I’m not. Like I’m a failure at being an adult. I mean, I’m still living at home but it’s only because it’s cheaper than school housing and I haven’t worked a real desk job before but –”
“Y/N I still live at home,” Baekhyun interrupted as he took your shoulders and turned you to face him. “I’m one of the youngest in my friends and I haven’t taken any of the mating stuff seriously. I’m not working because my parents aren’t letting me until I find someone. They don’t even support me singing because they think it’s a waste.”
“But Baekhyun you have a beautiful voice,” you said. “I wish others could hear it too.”
“I’m just glad you heard it,” he murmured with a smile. “You’re not alone – remember that. I’m here for you okay?”
You closed your eyes and smiled as you squeezed him in another hug. “I’m here for you too.”
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My Man // Baekhyun
requested: no
genre: fluff
words: 1,167
summary: Byun Baekhyun, a handsome, sexy, amazing singer, great dancer, and a goof ball wrapped in one.Your hunk of a man.

Your eyes never leaving him, they trail up and down and you just take it all in. His hair was parted in the middle, showing his milky white forehead. His cute pouty thin lips stretch every time he smiles or laughs. His chubby cheeks, even though they weren’t as chubby as before it’s still there.
Your eyes slowly trail down from his head to his body what once had, as he called it, Nutella abs. Now they were rock solid for you and only you.
Your eyes trailing lower, past his waist and to his legs. His thighs, those delicious thick thighs you would slide your hand up and down from.
He turns around, now his back facing you and your eyes land on his butt. Your favorite of all. Well, the second favorite since your most favorite is a little inappropriate to share. Heh..
Anyways, back to your oogling.
That butt of his, the one you would slap and squeeze every second and minute of the day whenever you guys are alone or in private.
You smiled to yourself and stopped letting your eyes wander all over him and just thought how lucky you were to have such a man as your man.
“Hey, babe, what are you doing here all by yourself?” He asks as he takes a seat next to you. You looked at him and was shocked for a moment because you weren’t paying attention and was just lost in your own thoughts.
You smiled lightly and shook your head, “Just thinking.” you said as you glanced at him, a mischievous grin forming on your lips.
He raises an eyebrow and leans in closer, “About?” he asks as his voice lowers a few octave.
Your breath hitches and your eyes move back and forth from his eyes and to those luscious lips of his. “About how lucky I am to have you as my man.” You say breathlessly as you closed in on him.
Not letting him have time to react you kiss his lips and responds back right away. You suck on his lips gently and he gladly opens his mouth for you, letting you explore. Your tongue fights with Baekhyun for dominance and he wins, taking over your mouth. The kiss goes on a bit longer and he pulls away.
He stares at you breathlessly with his lips a bit swollen with a lipstick stain.
You lean in again, but he stops you chuckling, “Baby, stop that’s enough.”
“Just one more,” you say and pull him in from the neck. He doesn’t stop you this time and lets you continue for as long as you want.
An alarm woke you from your slumber as you find yourself tightly wrapped with limbs tangled by Baekhyun. You smiled to yourself at such a cliche picture and tap his butt. Turning your head for you to whisper Wake up! in his ear, he sturs lightly and hugs you even tighter.
“Wake up you sleepy head!” you say as you giggle by how cute he looks.
“Just one more minute.” he pleads with a groan.
“No, you’re gonna be late for work. Wake up, Baek.” as you shook him lightly causing him to pout and turn around.
Missing his warmth already you turn your body fully and hug him from behind. “C'mon baby you have to go to work or your manager will make us break up because of me keeping you here.” you know you already won when he turns around and hugs you tightly, leaning into peck your cheek then lips.
Pulling away from the embrace he gets up and gets ready for work. Before he leaves the bedroom he turns and smirks at you, “I should be rewarded after I come home tonight since it’s a special day today.”
You laughed loudly at your perverted yet sexy boyfriend, agree, “I’ll see what I can do.” you shot him a wink and he runs up to you. Giving you a sloppy kiss before leaving.
“I love you and happy anniversary, baby.”
“I love you too and happy anniversary.”
then he left.
Not after giving you another kiss of course.
You were in his white robe decorating the apartment with rose petals and leaving trails from the front door and to your room. Setting jasmine scented candles, his favorite, around the room and living room, you took in the fresh smell and exhaled, you sighed lightly.
It was already 9 which means Baekhyun should be home any moment. You tightened the robe and grab the stereo remote to turn on the music. A romantic vibe coming out of the stereo made you get into the mood.
The door opened slightly and he came in taking off his shoes, he looked up and at the place in awe. His eyes traveled from the roses to the candles, to the sweets, then you. A wide grin broke out as he made his way over to you.
You were holding out his extra white robe he kept in his closet, lifting an eyebrow, “Am i too underdressed?” as his eyes trailed to your form covered in his other white robe.
You chuckled and shook your head, “Actually, you’re overdressed”
He took off his sweatshirt and sweatpants in one go, right after you said that. He was about to take off his boxers when you stopped, “Not yet baby!” you flushed red and gave the robe to him. Once he took it and wore it properly you took his hand and led him to the living room.
Pushing him down lightly onto the couch you took the spot next to him. Taking a strawberry with whip cream you turned to him, “Say, Ahh.”
“Ahh” he opened his mouth wide and you slipped the strawberry into his mouth.
Not finishing the strawberry he leaned in and kissed you. “Baek wait-” you say as you try to pull away.
“I can’t. I’ve been waiting for too damn long.” he pulls you to kiss him again roams your body with his hand. Cupping your cheeks he looked straight into your eyes, “Did you know how long I’ve waited?” his eyes piercing through yours as you shake your head.
“Ever since that damn party,” he says then kisses you right away without letting you react or speak.
He stands up slightly, hovering over you and picks you up by your thighs. He carries you to the shared bedroom without even breaking the kiss. As you both were in he carefully sets you down on the bed, breaking the kiss.
Not even a five minutes yet the both of you were already so breathless and lips so swollen.
He unties the robe, making you exposed to him. His breath gets heavier and he let’s his eyes roam all over, from your face then to your body.
“I love you so much my baby,” he leans down and kisses you passionately before pulling away again, making you whine. “I love you just as much”.
My Man.
a/n: just a reminder that i brought this over here from aff and i will continue to bring some fics or maybe all of them over here! i never really edit my stories because i’m lazy, but i do edit some parts so excuse any mistakes! FEEL FREE TO REQUEST!♡
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