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. pizza or jajangmyeon? .
not sure how you like bottom!futa!irene, but i sure do lol. its fun to flip the roles sometimes. i did this impulsively (and deliriously) at 5am so do forgive the errors.
(my first smut. first off, why did i start off, with no experience, with g!p? and then carrying on from there, let’s just say maybe i shouldn’t do this ever again)
friggin have no idea how much i cringed writing this lol.
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Hmm… butter, lettuce, carrots, watermelon… Wannie’s oranges and a bunch of grapes for Yerimie.
Joohyun idly twiddled the pen between her fingers, making sure she got the list down pat before leaving the house. It had been too long since she’d done a grocery run, and by the state of their fridge, she could already hear the pizza boy ringing their doorbell.
Those kids, she sighed to herself, they’re going to start turning into pizzas. Or jajangmyeon. Not this time. They’re going to eat a salad tonight if I have to fork it down their throats myself.
Folding the post-it note neatly and slipping it into her back pocket, she grabbed her phone and wallet, giving herself a once-over in the mirror before making for the living room.
“Yah! Give it back!” a voice boomed through the hallway, making Joohyun’s eyes roll up to the heavens. She turned the corner, only just managing to avoid being knocked over by the tornado of a chase that was going on in the house.
Seungwan was jumping on the sofa, one arm up with a phone tightly clutched in her hand. She was waving it around, taunting a screaming Yerim, who was going berserk beneath her, trying to swipe it out of her hand.
“Admit it then!” the girl yelled down, holding the phone out of reach, “you cheated! You bumped me on purpose, because you knew I was winning!”
This riled the younger girl up even more.
“I literally slipped! Plus, you suck! You weren’t even winning you were like 4th!”
“Yeah, still better than 8th you idiot,” she retorted, playfully dangling the phone in front of the sulky girl.
Exasperated, Joohyun turned to the direction of the commotion, one hand already on the door handle. She hadn’t even bothered to ask why this was all happening, already too accustomed to her troublemakers and their antics. She glanced down at her watch.
Oh damn, I’ve only got half an hour till closing. Better sort this out quick.
“Hey! You two.”
Seungwan and Yerim hadn’t even noticed her about to leave the house till now, turning their attention to her.
“Seungwan, enough with the teasing. Give Yerim her phone back. And you two need to stop arguing. I swear, it’s every time… I will ban Mario Kart for a lifetime, don’t make me do it.”
Not wanting to further irritate an already irritated Joohyun, Seungwan hopped off the sofa and handed Yerim back her phone, the two of them now seeming more interested in where she was going.
“Unnie, where are you going?” she asked, casually strolling over to Joohyun with Yerim in tow.
“Just giving us options other than pizza or jajangmyeon tonight,” Joohyun answered simply.
This propelled an entire slew of pouts and protests from her dongsaengs, now engaged in a one-sided argument about wanting to have takeout tonight instead of ‘stupid healthy’ vegetables.
“No,” Joohyun said firmly, “You girls are going to have healthy food tonight whether you like it or not. No more takeout!”
Both girls exchanged hurried glances before rushing past her pressing their backs to the door, effectively barricading her in. The older girl flinched being pushed out the way, and inwardly groaned, eyes rolling skywards once again.
“Yah, let me through. There’s not much time left.”
Yerim looked at Seungwan before turning back to her.
“But unnie,” she sounded uncharacteristically concerned, “How are you going out with those messy trousers?
Joohyun’s eyebrows furrowed when she saw two small smirks creep up the corners of the mouths of the two girls before her. Those smirks could mean very few things, and those ‘things’ meant, more often than not, trouble. She looked down at the loose beige joggers she had on. They were fine? A bit thin and crinkly, admittedly, but they were her favourite pair! And she was just going to the shops, after all.
She looked up again, confused.
“Huh? My trousers? They’re not mess-”
But before she could even finish, Joohyun found the wind knocked right out of her, as she was roughly tackled to the floor, now flat on her back with Yerim straddling her chest. Her legs were pinning Joohyun’s arms down, and despite her commendable attempt at struggling out from underneath, Yerim had positioned herself too far up her chest to allow her any leverage.
“G-get off me, ugh,” she huffed, eventually stilling under the girl’s whole-body weight.
“Oops, sorry unnie,” Yerim innocently giggled, clearly enjoying Joohyun’s pink flushed cheeks as she gave her bum a little wiggle on top of the squirming girl.
Joohyun’s entire view was obscured by Yerim’s clothed core a little too close to her face. She couldn’t even see Seungwan seated in between her legs until she felt two hands shove her knees wide apart. Joohyun gave a small yelp as she felt two legs abruptly land on both her bent knees, weighing them down and keeping her spread.
“Unnie,” a voice from behind Yerim made her presence known, “Aren’t you getting us takeout tonight?”
“N-no,” the heaved reply came. Her lungs were starting to sting from the pressure.
Unfortunately, breathing wasn’t the only thing that was getting a little hard right now.
And it didn’t go unnoticed, either.
“Ooh Yerimie,” Yerim turned back at Seungwan’s snide remark, a smile playing on her lips as she glanced down to the tent forming in Joohyun’s trousers, “looks like your cute little panties are getting Joohyun unnie very excited.”
At this, Yerim beamed, pulling her skirt up higher and bunching it around her waist so Joohyun had a devastatingly clear view of the baby pink cotton underwear she had on. Scooting up a bit higher, she playfully grinded her hips, as her own little wet spot began to form on her panties, knowing the effect she was having on her powerless unnie. Joohyun shut her eyes and groaned, using all her might to will her growing arousal down, but it was getting increasingly hard with the inescapable proximity and the hands that were now rubbing her helplessly hardening cock. Without her consent, her hips began bucking up into the groping hands, desperate to get some friction, desperate to get even harder.
It was getting too much to bear.
She was fully erect in mere seconds.
Seungwan licked her lips at the sight.
“Careful there,” she warned, squeezing her, “don’t get too excited… I want to have some fun with it too.”
The older girl could only let out a breathy moan in response as Seungwan kept massaging her clothed erection. Her mind keeled at the heady aroma emanating from Yerim’s heat, every inhale made her cock twitch painfully incessantly.
She was sure she could have cum right there.
“Little Hyun’s coming out to play now,” Seungwan chided, reaching past Joohyun’s waistband, freeing her swollen member and her full, heavy balls. She couldn’t help but take a few moments to admire the older girl’s prodding length, stiff and pulsing in her grip.
Joohyun gasped and flinched slightly, feeling the heat of a pair of lips trail along the underside of the head, maddeningly light and teasing. As much as she tried to hold it in, more than a few wanton moans escaped her throat when the lips turned from exploring the length of her shaft to wrapping themselves around the whole mushroom head. Thick, juicy lips created a deliciously tight suction as a warm tongue tickled the slit and flicked the sensitive bundle of nerves underneath. Spurts of precum trickled from the girl’s achingly teased cock, which Seungwan lapped up immediately, the salty liquid tingling her taste buds.
Every suck, every lick felt like electric jolts were zipping through Joohyun’s body, making her buck even harder. Little Hyun wanted nothing more but to bury itself in the cavern of Seungwan’s warm mouth. The younger girl knew full well how worked up Joohyun was and what she wanted, needed. But she simply smirked around her cock and carried on with the torture; just the tip. She was waiting for those magic words.
And she didn’t have to wait long at all.
“P-please, oh gosh, pl-please,” the voice was small, barely audible, but Seungwan heard it crystal clear.
Her lips left Joohyun’s cockhead with a comical ‘pop’, leaving her boner springing back and hitting her belly. Precum was still leaking from the tip, now forming a sticky little pool on her stomach. Yerim, who was a huge part of the reason Joohyun’s cock was drooling non-stop, looked back at Seungwan with a sly grin.
They had her right where they wanted her.
“Please? Please what?” Seungwan grinned widely, eyes locked with Yerim’s the entire time.
No answer.
“Hm?” she cupped her hand over her ear, leaning in and pretending to listen.
There was a small, uncomfortable shift from the girl trapped on the floor under them.
“No? Nothing?” Seungwan pursed her lips into a tight line, glancing nonchalantly up at Yerim, who pointedly shrugged, “Well, I guess we’re done, then. We’ll leave you, uh… to it.”
Their smiles grew wider as they heard the smallest of whines followed by adorable hip wriggles, the momentum making her erection slide side to side on her belly like a metronome.
“…p-pleasegetmeoff…pleasesuckit…”
This time, Yerim looked down at a sweaty, heaving Joohyun; fringe matted, beads of sweat spotted across her forehead and the sweetest blush adorning her pretty cheeks.
“What did you say? I don’t think Wannie unnie can hear you from all the way back there.”
A girly chuckle escaped her smirking lips as she beheld a flush of crimson rapidly spread from Joohyun’s neck up to her face.
They’re really going to make a girl say it, huh.
She had a good mind to halt their cruel little game right there, giving them an earful and an early bedtime for winding her up. But she couldn’t take the teasing anymore. It was agonising being ripped from paradise like that. She needed more. She needed it all the way.
And she just broke, trying to ignore the burning in her lungs from having her breathing restricted and her heart racing.
“P-PLEASE SUCK ME, MAKE ME CUM please, please I can’t takeitanymore, please…” the yells dissolved into whimpers as her mind could focus on nothing but her neglected boner, although it was still as ragingly hard as it was to begin with.
The girls basked in the triumph. The triumph of getting Joohyun to actually voice her needs. They always longed to hear those moans of pleasure as they teased her body, longed to melt that pretentious ice queen façade, to watch her lose herself and come undone under their skillful manipulations. So, getting her to be vocal about what she wanted just added to the thrill.
“Oh!” Joohyun rasped as she felt the base of her cock in a vice-like grip.
“All you had to do was ask, unnie.”
And with that, all Joohyun’s sensory levels spiked off the charts. Both girls doubled their ministrations. Seungwan’s mouth enveloped her rod whole, taking it all the way to the hilt. Her tongue pressed flat against the underside, mercilessly stimulating every single nerve and every single sensitive area it had to offer. Yerim had now pushed her panties to the side, revealing her naked heat, coated in slick. Joohyun felt a hand in her hair, and the next thing she tasted was Yerim’s dripping arousal, nose pressed against her swollen little bud as she grinded herself onto her face.
“Oh yes, unnie, right there,” the young girl threw her head back, eyes shut in rapture as she rode Joohyun’s red face, “Does this turn you on? Eating me out like this while unnie sucks you off? You can’t help yourself, can you? You’re gonna cum. Unnie’s mouth is gonna make you cum so hard.”
Muffled moans of agreement were coming from the older girl as she lapped at Yerim like she was born to do nothing else, while gyrating her hips into the mouth expertly pleasuring her engorged, reddened cock.
It was absolutely unholy.
Seungwan took her mouth off Joohyun, but kept pumping her swollen prick with her hand, left palm kneading her balls, forcing the girl closer and closer to the edge. Her vision was blurring slightly, body preparing for an unavoidably intense release.
Oh my god, it’s coming, I can’t hold it much longer…
“Oh, Joohyun unnie…”
Dazed beyond belief, Joohyun’s foggy mind could barely discern Seungwan’s voice faintly addressing her. She tried her best to focus, but her impending orgasm was greatly overpowering her will to do so.
“You know, I think Yerim and I agree with you. We will eat healthy tonight. You’ve got about ten minutes left before closing, I’m sure you’ll make it if you run.”
The decision to grocery shop had long since been swept away. Joohyun had even forgotten why she was on the floor in the first place, only knowing she was about two seconds away from exploding in pure pleasure.
She paused to laugh, finding herself the funniest person on earth.
“Aw, too bad your pants are a mess though. Can’t go out looking like that. You’ll have to change them first.”
Joohyun didn’t have to be able to see Seungwan to hear the wicked lilt she had in her voice as she spoke.
Wait my w-what?
Just like that, Bae Joohyun wished she could retract all the urges she had to cum. Her eyes widened in horror as she realised what the girls had meant and planned all along. There was no point even trying to distract herself from cumming, not between Seungwan’s tight fist skillfully going to town on her aching member and being encompassed in Yerim’s sweet juices. It was about as effective as cutting anything with a bent knife.
“N-no, please d-don’t,” she tried to beg.
But it was too late. Seungwan had already stuffed her cock back into her trousers, making sure to aim the head right where the crotch area was. Her hand continued to pump the other girl’s shaft until she felt it throb, all resistance shattered. With a fragmented cry, Joohyun’s hips arched, abs clenched and toes curled, drenched in sweat. Light beige turned into the darkest grey as she embarrassingly soiled her joggers with thick, hot cum. A cruel smirk crawled on the younger girl’s cute little face as she gripped it tighter, forcefully milking string after string of virile seed from Joohyun’s swollen cock.
“Oh my god, unnie,” Yerim teased, pausing to join Seungwan in watching the girl forced to cum in her pants, “Such a naughty girl, you couldn’t hold it? We need to work on your self control.”
Joohyun wasn’t listening; her head lolled in a daze, whole body going limp as all her muscles relaxed simultaneously after having been contracted for what seemed like forever. She felt the pressure she didn’t even realise was there anymore lifted off her chest, as Yerim got to her feet to get towels so they could start cleaning themselves and the exhausted, drained girl on the floor.
After Yerim disappeared from her glazed over line of sight, she was almost immediately replaced by Seungwan.
She didn’t miss the smug look etched into her pretty features.
“So, unnie… pizza or jajangmyeon?”
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Irene, leading Red Velvet through Walmart: Okay, mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
Yeri: Wait, what was mission number one?
Wendy: Fucking getting here, Yeri.
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Yeri: *Sneaks into the dorms at 2 AM*
Irene, swiveling around in a chair: Care to tell me where you were?
Yeri: I was with… uh… Wendy!
Wendy, swiveling around: Care to try again?
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Wendy: One day, you could be a mother.
Irene: One day? I am a mother.
Wendy: YERI IS ONE OF OUR MEMBERS, IRENE!
Irene: SHE’S MY BLOOD!
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Yeri: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Wendy does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Irene: If Wendy were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Wendy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Yeri: You jump off a cliff.
Irene: Gladly. Provided Wendy did first.
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Wendy: Would you call Yeri a hard worker?
Irene: Of course! she makes almost everything harder than it has to be.
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Irene: And how do you plead?
Yeri: [looks at Wendy]
Wendy: [mouths ‘not guilty’]
Yeri: Hot milky!
Wendy: Just fucking lock her up.
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Wendy: You fainted. Do you remember anything?
Yeri: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Wendy: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Yeri: But I heard a siren...?
Wendy: That was Irene.
Irene: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Irene: C’mon, Wendy! Nobody thinks Yeri’s my daughter!
Wendy: *turns to everyone* Put your hand up if you thought Yeri was Irene’s daughter.
[everyone puts their hand up]
Irene: Yeri, put your hand down!
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Irene: Let me see what you have.
Yeri: *while running* A knife!
Irene: NO!
Wendy: *in the distance* Why does she have a knife?
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Irene: Interesting, the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small
Wendy: I would say infinitesimally
Yeri: Yes and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words
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Yeri: Alright, thanks mom.
Irene: …
Irene: Did you just call me mom?
Yeri: No, I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.
Irene: Do you see me as a mother figure?
Yeri: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure.
Wendy: Hey, show your mother some respect!
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Did you expect puppy Wan and vampire Irene to become such a big thing?
ah. not at all. i mean i wouldn’t say ‘big’, but they’re certainly one of my most popular requests and most asked about.
and no, i can’t say i ever did. it didn’t even start out as a fic, puppy wan and vampire irene was just supposed to be a one-shot from a wenyerene series i used to have. but then people wanted more of it so i ended up ditching the series and creating a whole impromptu storyline for them lol.
writing for them was my introduction to the genre of ‘fluff’, and it was a fun ride.
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