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genuinely baffled after watching the end of Hit ds9 episode “The Wire”
Julian being like “i would like to hear the truth about you, Garak” and Garak replying like “lollll bashir!! It’s all true! :33 especially all those times I Lied!!” THEN JULIAN JUST LIKE FONDLY GRINS AT HIM?? BE MORE NORMAL
#like WHAT is that reaction#went from 😡 to ☺️ with One smile from him#watching this actually made me feel insane because What#star trek#star trek ds9#deep space nine#deep space 9#ds9#ds9 bashir#ds9 garak#garashir#s2e22#julian bashir#elim garak
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I’m feeling particularly insane for doing this, but for anyone interested, here is my breakdown of why I chose which brother for which emoji (I’ll make this as short as I can):
😀 Donnie. The blank smile with little emotion. 😃 Leo. The wide eyed curiosity. 😄 Raph. A little bit more. 😁 Mikey. These smiles just get slowly more intense. The end of the collection of smiles.
😆 Leo. I could see him doing this.
🥹 Mikey. Cause he’s a cutie.
😅Donnie. Smile but ✨stressed✨
😂Mikey. Classic. He’s a happy boy. 🤣 Leo. The sequel. He’s rolling on the floor laughing.
🥲 Leo. It’s all his pain being released through that tear.
☺️ Mikey. 😊 Donnie. He got that praise from a parent aged adult.
😇 Mikey. But he’s pretending…
🙂Raph. 🙃 Mikey. Them. That’s the reason.
😉 Leo. Obviously. It’s a lil cheeky.
😌 Mikey. Satisfied with good food or behavior.
😍 Donnie. For that inner passion.
🥰 Raph. Cause he deserves it.
😘 Mikey. Cause he’s giving it. 😗 Donnie. Emotionless passion again. 😙Leo. Twinning. 😚 Raph. To complete the saga.
😋 Mikey. Yummy.
😛 Raph. Silly guy. 😝Mikey. A little sillier. 😜 Leo. Even sillier. 🤪Donnie. He’s unhinged.
🤨 Donnie. It’s literally his expression.
🧐 Dr. Delicate Touch, PHD. 🤓Donnie. A nerd. 😎Leo. The cool one. 🥸Raph. (But you can’t tell)
🤩 Mikey. He literally makes this expression
🥳 Raph. Cause he deserves it.
😏 Leo. Smug. 😒 Donnie. Annoyed.
😞 Raph. Worried™️. 😔 Leo. MmHm (he’s sorry).
😟Raph. Visibly concerned. 😕 Donnie. Emotionless upset. 🙁 Leo. More upset. ☹️Mikey. The most upset.
😣 Raph. Worried™️ even more. 😖 Donnie. [redacted]. 😫Mikey. In anguish. 😩Leo. Dramatically and emotionally exhausted.
🥺 Raph. Cause he’s a sweet boy.
😢 Donnie. That movie moment.
😭 Mikey. Cause he’s done this emotion.
😤 Raph. Angry boy bout to throw hands.
😠😡 Dr. Delicate touch bout to throw hands.
🤬 Raph. The only one in his family allowed to curse.
🤯 Donnie. Oh no the eyebrows! Rip forehead.
😳 Raph. Embarrassed.
🥵Leo. 🥶Mikey. Baja blast. Switching colors.
😱Donnie. Dramatically, over the top, end of the world expression (Someone moved something in his lab)
😨Raph. Something went wrong. 😰 Mikey. One the same page. 😓 Leo. Stressed.
🤗Mikey. Jazz hands.
🤔 Raph. Just to shove it in Donnies face.
🫣 Donnie. There’s a beach ball.
🤭 Mikey. He has a secret.
🫢Leo. He almost said something he shouldn’t.
🫡 Raph. It’s hero time. 🤫Raph. It’s quiet time.
🫠Donnie. Blah. 🤥 Donnie. He has a long nose.
😶Raph. He has nothing to say.
🫥 I may be invisible but I still look good, fic. Iykyk
😐Donnie.
🫤 Mikey. It’s quirky.
😑 Donnie. So I could do this: 😐😑😐
😬 Raph. Yikes.
🙄Donnie. Eye roll™️ (He owns it now)
😯Mikey. Ooo.
😦Leo. What (dumbfounded). 😧Raph. What (surprised).
😮Donnie. Emotionless surprise. 😲Mikey. Woah
🥱Leo. Always tired™️ can’t sleep™️. 😴Raph. Healthiest sleep schedule. 🤤Mikey. Good dreams. 😪Donnie. Passed out while working (again).
😮💨Raph. Phew (he finally got a minute).
😵Leo. Ummm… maybe don’t.
😵💫Raph. He’s got a lot on his plate.
🤐 Like Father Like Son, fic. Iykyk.
🥴Leo. Most like to be intoxicated.
🤢Donnie. Gag. 🤮Leo. The reason. 🤧Raph. Allergies. 😷Mikey. Not going to get sick.
🤒Leo. Sick. 🤕Leo. Injured.
🤑Donnie. Money money money.
😈Leo. A menace. 👿Donnie. Leo made him. Disaster twins. That’s the reason.
That’s it. Whole collections (I hope it captures their characters):
Raph: 😄🙂🥰😚😛🥸🥳😞😟😣🥺😤🤬😳😨🤔🫡🤫😶😬😧😴😮💨😵💫
Leo: 😃😆🤣🥲😉😙😜😎😏😔🙁😩🥵😓🫢🫥😦🥱😵🤐🥴🤮🤒🤕😈
Donnie: 😀😅😊😍😗🤪🤨🤓😒😕😖😢🤯😱🫣🫠🤥😐😑🙄😮😪🤢🤑👿
Mikey: 😁🥹😂☺️😇🙃😌😘😋😝🧐🤩☹️😫😭😡🥶😥🤗🤭🫤😯😲🤤😷
The full collection of Risemojis. I’d love to make them into actual emojis people can use, but I’m still trying to figure it out.
Total: 100. Leo-25, Raph-25, Mikey-25, Donnie-25
Let me know which ones are your favorites in the comments or tags cause I’d love to know!!
The Collection of closeups are under the tag: Risemojis.
#Rottmnt#reblog#Risemojis#analysis#rise analysis#emojis#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#wabbystuffpost#my art#long#fav#hehehehe#leonardo#donatello#michelangelo#raphael
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Send Nudes
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Pairing || Fuckboy!Bucky x Female!Reader
Summary || Bucky took it literally when you told him to take your nudes himself, so he arrived a few minutes later.
Text messages; Bucky || Reader
Word Count || 1271
Contents & Warnings || Smut, Mild Angst — NSFW, 18+ Only, Minors DNI, explicit content/language, pet names (babe, baby, baby girl), taking nudes, oral (female receiving), teasing, sex denial, mention of bodily fluids.
Disclaimer || English is not my first language so I apologise for any mistakes or misunderstandings!
AU!Bucky Masterlist
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Your phone pinged with a message, making you put down the laundry you were folding so you could answer, but when you saw who it was, you couldn’t help but roll your eyes.
From: Don’t even think about it 🍆
You knew you shouldn’t answer. He was honestly not worth it—playing and toying with your feelings like the fuckboy and player he was, but he always gave it to you so fucking good every single time.
He had such a charm about himself that he always managed to ensnare you in his trap with pretty and special words, making you fall all over his dick, then he ghosted you for weeks until he reappeared in your DM’s a while later, and you always succumbed to it.
Hi baby girl 😘
Hey ☺️
Whatcha doin?
Folding laundry wbu?
Just think about you 😈
Yea? Such as?
How fuckin pretty and beautiful u are 🥵 How fuckin crazy u make me 😩
You couldn’t help but roll your eyes once more at his empty words and confessions. It was all a game—a well-thought-of play to get into your panties, and it was sad to admit, but it was working; you always fell for it—a never-ending cycle.
Mhm 😙
Send me a pic of your face? I’ve missed you!
You might as well. You took a quick pic, giving him your most appetising smile and a hint of your cleavage in the low crop top you wore.
Shit babe 🤤 so fuckin gorgeous! Send some more? Send nudes baby please 😩 u drive me crazy 🤪
“Ugh, really?!”
You don’t know why now, of all things, after he requested nudes, a light went on in your head—finally realising that he was not worth it at all and that you would never get anything good out of this toxic “relationship”. It would only bring heartbreak, complications and confusion.
All he did was request and demand without giving anything valuable in return. You were so done with that. Fuck him!
Ugh 🙄 take them yourself 😡 Bye!
You tossed your phone to the side and ignored the remaining messages that pinged one after another.
It didn’t cross your mind that the reply could have a totally different meaning to him than what you had intended…
10 minutes later
There was a loud knock on your front door, followed by the doorbell ringing four times in a row. You groaned in annoyance at whoever was so rude to come to your house like that—so demanding.
You put on some shorts and went to answer whoever it was.
When you opened the door, he was there—panting and heaving as he held up the last message you sent him.
“I’m here, baby girl.”
“Oh, Bucky.” He thought you were being serious in your text.
He just stood there, waiting for you to invite him in so you could get to it. You checked him out as he stood in your opening. You chewed on your bottom lip as you cocked your head to the side, your hip in the other direction.
God, he did look fucking good. You can’t deny that your heart and pussy skipped a beat as you took in his muscular arms in the white Wife Beater. He was covered in a thin layer of sweat, making his toned body look more defined. He was so yummy.
Since he was already here, so willing and eager, you may as well toy and play with him since he always played you. You were going to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Grabbing his collar, you pulled him into your narrow hallway and closed the door behind you. A cocky smirk was plastered on his stupid and pretty face. You bat your eyelashes at him and bite your bottom lip, making him lick his own as you get up in his face.
“You want it, baby?”
“Uh-huh,” he nodded eagerly.
“Well then…”
He watched you with wide and desiring eyes, mouth slightly parted, as you slowly removed your shorts and panties, sliding them down your legs as you moved your hips sensually. With your back to one wall, you hoisted one foot on the opposite, exposing your naked pussy to him.
“… get to it.”
“Fucking shit, baby.”
He got down on his knees till he was level with your core, in absolute awe at the sight as he cursed under his breath. You saw his fingers twitching, wanting to touch you, but there could be none of that.
“Only look, no touching.”
He groaned out at your denial, not happy with it, but respected your wishes—loving the game you were playing.
With his phone pointed to your wet core, he took pictures, complimenting you with each snap.
“Such a pretty pussy, baby, my God.”
“So fucking wet for me.”
“You’re so fucking sexy; you know that?”
You combed your fingers through his hair as he snapped your pics—becoming so needy and aroused with each word he uttered. You would make him worship this pussy—it’s what you deserve after how he’s treated you the last few months.
Fisting your fingers in his hair, you moved him closer to your aching core.
“Eat me out, make me feel good. Show me how much your words mean, Bucky.”
He groaned at your lewd words and licked your folds in broad strokes as you’d desired. He moaned as he got your taste on his tongue, the vibrations making you shudder against the wall. He raised his hands, wanting to touch and knead your soft skin, but you swatted them away.
“Nuh-uh, keep your hands down. I only need your mouth.”
He groaned out once more and closed his eyes to concentrate fully on you—sucking and licking the entirety of your pussy.
Your other hand gripped his hair as well, keeping him in place, as you rocked into his assaults on you, closing your eyes in bliss as your orgasm builds.
“Fuck,” your breathing hitched in your throat, “oh, just like that baby,” you mewl in pleasure.
Your head smacked against the surface behind you while your eyes shut tight. You cried out as you came hard on his tongue. Your knees weakened as you convulsed against the wall at the intense orgasm.
“O-oh, baby.”
You pet his hair while he lapped you up, savouring your flavour, moaning at the taste.
“You drive me insane; you know that, baby girl?”
“Mhm.” You had the biggest smirk on your face. You had him exactly where you wanted him, all wrapped around your finger, as you’d been on his so many times before.
He got to his feet, running his hands up your thighs, over your naked hips, and then grabbing your waist, pulling you flush against him.
He leaned in to kiss you, wanting to progress this even further, but you placed your palm on his chest and pushed him away.
“Nuh-uh, I don’t think so, Bucky.”
“What?!” He threw his hands up. “Oh, come on, baby girl, you know I give it to you so fucking good every time.”
He displayed that same cocky smirk on his face as before, leaning in once more to try his luck, but we’re denied again.
“I don’t think so, playboy.”
You pulled up your underwear and shorts before you grabbed his collar and dragged him to the entrance, kicking him out of your house.
“What? Are you serious? Babe, come on.”
“I’m not your, babe. Bye, Bucky.”
As he tried to beg some more, you closed the door on him, chuckling evilly as you walked away.
Now it was your turn to ghost him.
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I have a crack request of the brothers and undatables reacting to a chill and calm MC that’s actually chaotic, unhinged when annoyed. Nothing serious but Mc’s vibing with them at Dia’s castle until they get a call from a relative they hate. MC hangs up on them a few times but they kept calling back so MC decides to have them on speaker and it goes like:
MC: So me hanging up on you couldn’t deter you from being a pain in my ass, how can I help you? :D
Relative: MC, why is my wife saying you put your hands on her?! 😤
MC: Probably because I cocked back, swung, and mixed her shit 😊
Relative: I can’t believe you did that! She was pregnant! 😖
MC: Don’t worry, I took the baby out before I whooped her 😌
Relative:*breathes out* Thank goodness,I was so worried she-*realized what MC said* Huh? 😨
MC: 🙂
Relative: ... Where is my child? 😡
MC: At the hospital 😀
Relative: Where is my wife? 😠
MC: At the hospital 😀
Relative: Oh, so they’re safe *calms down*
MC: Oh nah, she’s as good as beat ☺️
Relative: I gotta defend her honor, MC! 🤬
MC: Do that and you will lose 😄
Relative: What will I lose, MC?! What will I lose?
MC: Your life and a fucking limb like the others 😃 *meant it as smile became unhinged before hanging up**looks to the boys* Anyways, what’s the plan for tomorrow? :3
Like just imagine the rollercoaster of a reaction when they hear the wild mess coming from the “chill” human’s mouth.
I was only able to do the brothers..please excuse..
CHILL MC IS CHAOTIC WHEN ANNOYED
LUCIFER
What in the...seven layers is this human ? MC was always the calm one, the only sane person in the goddamned house, but now they are the chaotic one! Oh dear..someone give him a guide on how to put humans in order....
He noticed their phone quite a few times..but when MC didn't pick it up the first few times he understood it was someone they weren't a fan of..but he never knew the chill MC was this deranged..
And he can only wonder how MC messed up the person's wife...Because now Lucifer is going to take special care to ensure he doesn't make MC mad, otherwise his life will become a living hell (pun intended) soon....
MAMMON
Woah, woah, woah, calm down human! He never dreamt that such a chill person as MC would curse and become so....deranged.
He noticed their phone go off and was the one to ask them to pick it up..but MC ignored him...and then when the fourth call came they picked up and went apeshit.
Threatening to make the person on the phone lose their life and a limb?! Mammon's totally not shivering at the thought of MC shouting these words at him ...But...perhaps....he can take along MC while bargaining with witches....?
LEVIATHAN
Normie just wasn't a normie anymore. Who knew the chill, calm human could be so unhinged and chaotic?! Just like that anime character !
He noticed their phone ring quite a few times, but when MC picked it up and completely destroyed the person on the other end he totally wasn't recording it... totally...
Beating someone up and being a total savage? Levi is in awe of MC's chaotic side, but prays that he never has to face that side....
SATAN
Damn, the human sure is fiesty! Just like an angry kitten! Cute but has claws...Who knew the chill MC was this deranged?!
He heard the ringtone, and when MC out it on speaker and destroyed the person on the phone, Satan was left cackling in a corner. Cocked back, swung, and mixed her shit?! Satan is laughing his head off.
This side of MC has Satan weak in the knees...perhaps, show him their deranged and savage side again?
ASMODEUS
He never would have expected his calm and chill MC to be so chaotic and unhinged. What did the person do to face MC's wrath?..
And those threats at the end...MC's chaotic side...that tone of voice...sexy! This side is..turning him on...
And the cursing....ugh ... Asmo has fallen for MC. What a mouth they have! And that deranged side ! ..uhh....how MC destroyed the person on the phone after they kept calling....
BEELZEBUB
MC, do you need something to eat ? Food helps calm Beel down, perhaps it will calm MC down too..
He never knew they were so chaotic and and unhinged when provoked..completely destroying the person on the phone, and acting so calm afterwards...
Beel will try to never provoke them....he just hopes the baby was okay...but MC took the baby out before whooping the woman...
BELPHEGOR
He's not sleepy for once, hearing them throw shade on the person..their tone of voice and threats woke him right up....
"Your life and a fucking limb" had him cackling and scared at the same time..their level of calmness rivalled his own, and here they were, even more scary then him when provoked...
Belphegor needs to stop being an ass to them if he does not want to face their wrath..but that side of them...is arousing..
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Hiiii! I have a request for the hq boys, basically it’s of a TikTok prank where you pretend they’ve got germs and you keep wiping your lips after he kisses you or when they offer you a drink you wipe the bottle of straw or something first (preferably for Sakusa, Atsumu and Tsukishima) thaaaanks
Wiping off their kiss
w timeskip! Sakusa, timeskip! Atsumu, and Tsukishima
A/N : u chose the saltiest, most dramatic boys for this scenario 🥲
Warnings: very offended bfs‼️, tsumu being dramatic as heck, tsukishima went swimming in the dead sea and came out ✨levitating✨ & clingy sakusa 🥺🥺
Atsumu
everyone knows how much of a simp atsumu is for u
u know those overly affectionate couples who are all over each other in public?
ya, that's u two 🥰
which basically makes him the PERFECT target
last night osamu sent u this tiktok to try on tsumu
it involves wiping off his kisses
and u agreed almost too quickly
u were always an accomplice when it comes to pranking your boyfriend ✋
LOYALTY WENT OUT THE WINDOW
if u get to video his reaction and post it online
osamu will give u guys free onigiri for a week
bonus: he'll throw in free dessert if u can do it infront of other people
and who were u to deny free food? 😃
so anyway... u let bokuto in on ur plan so he could video atsumu's reaction while they were on break
atsumu's starting to get sus 👀
bc you rarely come to his practices
and suddenly ur tagging along ...??
hmm mkay 🤷♀️
Was it bc he styled his hair differently this morning?
atsumu went w that
you suppressed a grin when the setter jogged towards u and leaned down to give u a quick peck on the lips
as planned, u wiped ur lips w the sleeve of ur hoodie
he didn't notice the first time
"my sets are in good condition today! must be cuz yer here babe," he smirked, not the least bit suspicious
"you're amazing tsum," you smiled sweetly, and the setter swore his heart skipped a beat
"i always play better when yer watching, ya know?"
You smiled teasingly and pinched his cheek
"i know"
wrapping his arms around your waist he lifted u up from ur sitting position and rested his hands on ur hips
ur arms automatically wound themselves around his neck as he leaned down and gave u a longer kiss than the previous one
needy tsumu is a perfect victim
"angel," he frowned when u pulled away too quickly for his liking
the setter was about to smother u in more kisses until u did smth that made him freeze
u took out your handkerchief and dabbed on ur lips
atsumu's like 🤨
he thought it was weird but shrugged it off like the idiot he is
but after kissing u again you adamantly wiped ur lips w ur sleeve
the setter went from 😮 to 🤯 real quick
"y/n?"
"hmm"
"yer not mad, are you?"
"of course not, tsum."
atsumu started panicking agressively
he learned from the years he's been w u that when girls say they aren't upset, they acc are
"uh, so - ... what did I do?"
"nothing, babe ☺️"
atsumu was definite he did smth wrong
he just didn't know what
"o-okay, u know I love you, right?"
u stifled ur laughter when he started stuttering, but u forced yourself to remain poised
he'll definitely whine abt this later and guilt trip u, but u didn't feel the least bit ashamed
ur bf will be thanking you when he's stuffing his face w fatty tuna at osamu's later
hesitantly, he landed a peck on ur cheek
instinctively u rubbed the spot he kissed with ur shoulder
atsumu's breath hitched-
he kissed u again, this time on ur nose
another wipe
then another kiss
wipe
x 100000 kisses later
wipe 💅
*sigh* if u get a dime for every kiss he gave u, you'd be on a yacht rn ✋
atsumu couldn't take this negelct any further
homeboy snapped 💔
"Y/N! IF YER MAD, JUST SAY SO!"
"i'm not mad-"
"YES U ARE! JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG."
why's he's so hysterical 😭😭
"tsum, calm do-"
"I AM CALM."
his face = 😡
everyone watching = 😶
might as well tell him now before he becomes even more insufferable :(
"gee, it was just a prank. no need to be so dramatic," you rolled your eyes.
"HUH?" ☹️
"say hi to osamu baby!"
and surely, bokuto was right there videoing the whole ordeal
hinata was on the floor crying while sakusa was sporting the biggest grin anyone's ever seen on him
the setter blanched
he felt betrayed 🙃
after the incident, atsumu ignored u no matter how many times u apologized
he made it really obvious that he was still upset about what happened by scoffing whenever you'd show him affection
but after stopping by osamu's and raiding his shop, u managed to get him to forgive u by being extra clingy and spoiling him w kisses <3
Tsukishima
unlike atsumu, tsukishima knew right away this was a prank
yams found out abt the tiktok hinata and kags sent u to try on ur bf, so being the loyal friend he is, yams told tsukki ✋
yamaguchi u snitch smh
but if u wanna try messing w him, two can play at that game 😌
"hey babe," u innocently smiled at him w that cheeky look on ur face that tsukishima knew all too well
he knows ur expecting a kiss, so he did the exact opposite
he ain't initiating no affection 🥱
when ur boyfriend didn't give u ur usual kiss u were like ☹️
on the outside tsukishima had his usual poker face on, but inside - he was eating this all up
how the odds stacked against u 😭😭
"w-what's up?"
"oh nothing."
u chuckled awkwardly
after that tense exchange, everything seemed to go back to normal
the banter, snarky comments, teasing and etc. were all there-
except for the fact that not ONCE had your boyfriend tried kissing u
u abandoned ur plan of pranking him ages ago when he acted all weird
but ur still unsure of what to make of this situation
"hey, tsukki."
you poked his cheek
dude didn't even look up from the homework he was working on 🥲
you sighed
"what?"
side eyeing u, the blonde almost let out a snort at the face ur making
the thought of taking this "prank" too far occured to him, but he was having too much fun getting under ur skin
he's so mean asklajslsklsf
"oh screw it." you murmured
leaning over, u closed the gap between u and kissed him
you could feel him SMIRK against ur lips
when u pulled away, he was looking at u with such a haughty expression that made u narrow ur eyes
but then he did something that had made your jaw drop
HE FRICKING WIPED HIS LIPS W HIS SLEEVE
Um- what just happened?? 😀😀😀
your boyfriend stared at u innocently while u were processing what happened
He be "🙂" while u were like "🤡"
"y/n, ur breath stinks."
man said it w such a straight face i- 💀💀
u were fuming
THE AUDACITY- !!! 😡😡
tsukishima couldn't hold it in anymore
he took out the phone he used to secretly record ur reaction and mockingly held it over ur face
"u knew all this time," u glowered at your boyfriend
"i haven't the slightest idea what you're going on about, y/n."
you scoffed
tsukki was literally ✨ levitating✨
"hmph"
crossing your arms, u turned your body away from him and faced the other way
feeling petty and low-key embarrassed
a second later, u heard a notification come from your phone
frowning at the device, u cast tsukishima a deathly glare
he tagged u on tiktok w the prank u were supposed to do on him
"tell me your girlfriend is stupid, w/o telling me your girlfriend is stupid."
and it was trending ‼️
your eye twitched
"yamaguchi, that traitor," you gritted your teeth
somewhere out there, the green haired gremlin sneezed
feeling satisfied w himself, tsukishima sighed and flicked your forehead
"u should've seen the look on your face, y/n. it looked like someone was about to cry," he teased.
although, this time he subtly pulled u closer to his body
u attempted to shove him off, but the stupid bimbo was being persistent
"if it makes u feel any better, I did feel a little bit bad."
he said in a-not-so-apologetic-voice
"yeah?" you sneered
"good for you, now we know that u actually have a conscious that actually does it's job," you chuckled sarcastically.
silence
you waited for him to jab back and insult u, but it never came
...
"you aren't actually upset about this, are you?"
the blonde spun u around to face him while u avoided eye contact
"well, telling the entire human race that I have bad breath definitely didn't lower my self-esteem."
"not like u had any to begin with."
u were THIS 🤏 close to murdering your boyfriend
"well, i am sooooo sorrryyyy oh-great-and-mighty-tsukishima-sama, not everyone can be as perfect and capable as you. especially not ME, a measly peasant who has catastrophic breath." you spat, huffing aggressively after finishing all that in one breath.
"no need to be so salty," he muttered
"insensitive and a hypocrite," you added.
tsukishima rolled his eyes
"ironic, because last time I checked, you were the one who was planning on making a fool out of me."
touché beanpolé, touché ... ✋
"but i'll forgive you," he sighed aghast
as if u were the one at fault here 🙄🙄
"let's screw homework and just watch that stupid movie u wanted to see."
"BIG HERO 6 ISN'T STUPID!"
he flicked your forehead and u pouted
glancing down at your lips, your boyfriend leaned down to give u a kiss
u averted your eyes, but made no indication of move away
but when u looked up again, u just about caught him wiping his lips again teasingly
y/n.exe//http has stopped working
Sakusa
contrary to popular belief, your boyfriend is actually very clingy
he won't do much in public except for the typical hand holding
but behind closed doors, he loves cuddling w you and getting pampered
a literal attention seeker smh 😔✋
u weren't cruel enough to do this prank on him in public, so u patiently waited for kiyoomi to return home from practice
today's been an especially rough day for sakusa, and he couldn't wait to just gather u in his arms and bask in the attention you'd give him
after all, u always were extra caring when it came to him :(
the door creaked open, alerting you of your boyfriend's arrival
"y/n! i'm home!"
you pretended not to hear him just to see his reaction
he shuffled awkwardly and frowned at your lack of reply
"Y/NNNN!!!"
pls go to him before he wakes up your neighbours 😭😭
you always greet him by the doorway when he comes home, and boy was upset u weren't there 💔
u forced down a giggle and went to assist your high maintenance boyfriend
this man literally refused to move from where he's standing, w his arms crossed over his chest and an annoyed scowl on his face until u came to attend to him
talk about spoiled smh 🙄
"omi, ur back!"
u cupped his cheeks and squished them together before he leaned his head on top of your shoulder
"why weren't u here when I came home," he muttered but wrapped his arms around your waist to pull u closer
"it was only for a few seconds, i was just preparing dinner."
sakusa took one of your hands and guided it to his head
getting the message, u began stroking his hair and playing w his curls
after a few minutes of bliss for sakusa, u gently nudged him
"omi, u should shower first."
hesitantly, he pulled away but not before placing a gently peck on your nose
scrunching your nose, u tried to smoothly rub the spot he kissed with your fist
boy narrowed his eyes and slapped your hand away from ur face 💀
"what are you doing?"
u smiled, and played the oblivious card
"my nose is itchy."
his gaze was unrelenting
after a while of assessing u, he leaned down to give your forehead a long kiss
this time, he caught your hand before it could even reach your face
his face = 😡
your face = 🥲
bby's really upset w you </3
"i'll shower later."
your eyes widened when be carried you and flopped the two of u down on the couch
his body was entangled w yours as he latched onto like a koala
"you always shower when u get home," u stated, confused.
maybe even bewildered, bc HELLO? your boyfriend always showers whenever he comes home
even if he already showered at the gym
it's like second nature to him
"why are u wiping my kisses away?"
you shifted in a more comfortable position w your boyfriend buried in your chest while you spoon him
u secretly UWU when he looked up at you w glassy eyes :(
"what do you mean?"
he held you tighter and you wondered if u were taking this prank a lite too far
"y/n, do u not like my kisses?" he mumbled against your collarbone and your heart sank at the dejection in his voice
"oh no, baby of course i love your kisses."
to support ur point, u peppered his face w sweet kisses
give an extra long one on each of his moles
exhausted kiyoomi = sensitive sad boy hours 🥺
he scoffed lightly, but snuggled closer to u anyway
"why'd u rub the parts I kissed earlier then."
u decided to just tell him to get it over w
"it was just a prank omi," u twirled a strand of curly hair on your finger while your boyfriend mulled this over
"it was that disgusting twerp, miya," he spat and you nodded.
"that's your guy, baby."
RIP ATSUMU 💀💀💀 u just used him as a scapegoat
"i've always liked the other one better..."
"me too," u agreed.
M E A N W H I L E
the miya twins both sneezed at that exact moment 🤧
naturally, your boyfriend didn't let go of u the entire night, so u were forced to sleep on the couch and suffer back pain tomorrow morning 😔
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