#went bloop

[sin-grumps]

Unnamed staff member (who I'm inclinced to believe to be Vanessa): "Do you think y'all would've been friends in high school?"

Dan [without hesitation]: "Absolutely."

Dan [beat]: "...Well, Arin would've have to have been very, very advanced."

Do I... do I say it? The part where people absolutely did this and shortened their age gap to make it work? I'm not going to say it but holy shit I want to say it lmao (sidenote DO NOT SAY IT!!! PLEASE!!)

BUT THE FACT THAT IT WORKED SO WELL EVERY TIME HOLY FUCK

[weenietickler]

DUDE CALM DOWN

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shubbzebubs]

Thank you Jack very cool

[ringobingos]

bonus regarding the “non human poli in an all human 31 minutos studio au” . I’ve been considering,,,,, fishcarpo .

I mean cmon she looks like a fish with that flat ass expression she always has 💔💔💔

[gierosajie]

In a public van rn and someone with a baby was getting off from the back, so the driver went to help by picking up the baby so the mom could get off and the baby looked SO betrayed when she was handed over for a bit

[homosociallyyours]

Oh so THIS is why the Lime bikes:

(article here)

Don't know why it only just occurred to me to see if Lime was publicly traded, but having big, popular celebs using their product would really make sense for hyping up the brand to get them highest possible valuation when they go public.

[bloopsalot]

Reminder if you are a frequent flyer on the Hurricane Splashzone, look up where sandbags are given out for free. The city/county will have designated pickup spots where anyone can get them, though the lines are long. They're useful for keeping floodwater out of your house.

Don't waste money where you don't have to.

[majimassqueaktoy]

Babababababababababababababababa

[demonfamilytherapist]

I want my position clear. I doubt Solomon will be a “true villain”, at worst he may play the same antagonist role that Belphie and Lucifer played on s1. Regardless, I think Solomon taking on an antagonistic role would make his character and the story significantly more interesting, and that’s from someone who already likes Solomon.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

‘and he’s kinda trans coded for that’

and alterhuman coded. trans alterhuman bug bug bug bug yay yay yippie wahoo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🩶🤍🩵🤍🧡🤍❤️

[the-wolfbats]

[astranauticus]

tried to do an iberia squad clear of is3 and the game didnt give me a single medic voucher for the entire run and i somehow managed to beat isharmla??? what????

[enbeemagical]

It's kind of weird. Lately whenever I save something to drafts and then post it, tumblr pretends to be having tremendous issues posting it. Even after it's posted.

[shubbzebubs]

Pov: you spiked Jack's drink with a catboy potion

[funkynoshes]

Now that I'm well rested, I would love to mention that I went to WWWYF and my little emo heart was incredibly happy

[gierosajie]

I wonder why it is that certain notes in traditional songs and chants could give you intense chills like yeah no wonder you find those notes in prayers

Like, I still think about that T'boli chant Ma'am Rosie Sula did that I had the chance to listen in person...man