#wendy owens

[i-tripped-on-a-rock]

it came to me in a dream. (I've been binge watching gravity falls and my TDI obsession runs deep....)

[imstuckin1999]

It's the season of the witch 🧙‍♀️

[ydotome]

♠️♥️♦️♣️ - High Card S2 - Episode 9

[m0dernv4mpire]

realized i never posted this here

[sakumafangs]

High Card pngs

I made some High Card pngs using some of the new Showdown!! ver merch from tms shop post because I wanted the tiny cute art for stickers but figured I would share them. I used photopea to remove the backgrounds & cut them out. They aren't perfect but enjoy!

[sachisei]

High Card ㆍ Short Story Illustrations 2 (1, 3)

[izogf]

i haven't seen one around yet, so i made a high card character sorter myself ❤️ have fun !

(sideblog so it works best on desktop and browsers)

https://highcardsorter.tumblr.com/

[rapscallion-rumble]

Lye's Woe

[rose-weaxley]

Tres Gryffindor y una Slytherin deciden organizar una fiesta...

(Se ignora al Hufflepuff y a la tercer Gryffindor que los ayudan... ¡Maldito pacto!)

@homenum-revelio-rpg

ft. @craz-insanity , @ourladyoftheunderworldrp , @wontyouletitlie

[fromthestacks]

Paint

[lasaraconor]

[moviemosaics]

Paint

directed by Brit McAdams, 2023

[agentnico]

Paint (2023) Review

I dressed up as Bob Ross at a party last year. All was well and dandy if it weren’t for another guest having shown up in exactly the same costume. I may have had the bigger fake wig, but he had the grander bushier real beard. It was truly a tragedy for the ages.

Plot: Carl Nargle, a local treasure with a soothing whisper of a voice, hosts his own painting show on Vermont public television. His art has attracted the attention of many women over the years, especially those who work at the station. However, when a new painter gets hired to revitalize the channel, Carl's own fears regarding his talents as an artist are brought to the forefront.

So unlike the poster and trailer may make one think, this is not actually a Bob Ross biopic. Yes, Owen Wilson has the signature afro perm and the soft melodic calming tone of voice, and he does indeed paint landscape paintings on a TV show, but this is not the 80′s art celebrity we know. Paint is a movie that asks what if Bob Ross weren’t a benevolent and kind hearted cultural force, but actually a womanizing and arrogant megalomaniacal prick? As such, to not tarnish the name of the original legend, the movie creates this fictional persona of Carl Nargle who shares the charming DNA to his real life counterpart, but in this case is a bit of an a-hole. So yes, this is a What If scenario, and an amusing one at that, especially with respect to the current MeToo movement, however the result doesn’t work for an entire feature length film. 

Paint is very much a Saturday Night Live sketch that has been stretched to its limits, and as soon as the novelty of a womanizing Bob Ross wares off within the first 10 minutes, the rest of the film suffers from an identity crisis, wondering what it wants to be and where it wants to go. I will say its evident that director Brit McAdams and his crew have really good intentions and try so hard to create a charming little indie movie, with the world they create reminiscent of the awkward weirdness of the likes of Twin Peaks, and the filming style inspired by the colour palettes of Wes Anderson, Richard Linklater and Woody Allen. Owen Wilson too is seriously committing to the bit, delivering the soft spoken performance of a rock-listening retro-van-driving hipster painter, and even though the character is very morally incorrect, it’s hard not to warm up to Owen Wilson. And that perm on his head is a thing of beauty! Rest of the ensemble is unfortunately stuck with very weak written unmemorable roles, with only Stephen Root managing to bring his usual signature weasel slimy antics as the head of the TV network. 

There are moments in Paint that are truly amusing, including a scene where Owen Wilson is attempting to steal newspapers from people’s front doors that has a negative article written about him whilst obeying by the highway code, or setting all his artwork on fire and then sitting in an armchair in the midst of it all smoking a pipe, or a fun little end joke about his connection to Banksy. Again, I don’t think the movie deserves the outright hate its been getting from critics online, as its by no means terrible, however for a movie about Owen Wilson playing a Bob Ross-type I feel this is a missed opportunity for what could have been a truly weird and unique comedy. Instead, it is just okay.

Overall score: 5/10

[jmunneytumbler]

2-for-1 Movie Review: How to Paint a Pipeline

2-for-1 Movie Review: How to Paint a Pipeline

CREDIT: IFC Films; NEON How to Blow Up a Pipeline Starring: Ariela Barer, Kristine Froseth, Lukas Gage, Forrest Goodluck, Sasha Lane, Jayme Lawson, Marcus Scribner, Jake Weary, Irene Bedard, Olive Jane Lorraine Director: Daniel Goldhaber Running Time: 100 Minutes Rating: R for Nights of Debauchery Amidst the Activism Release Date: April 7, 2023 (Theaters) Paint Starring: Owen Wilson, Michaela…

[akalimist]

Owen: kaedan, if i ended up in jail, would you bail me out? Kaedan: oh kiddo, i wouldn't let you go to jail to begin with. but yes, i would absolutely bail you out. Mina: hey kaedan, if i ended up in jail- Kaedan: if you ended in jail then you probably fucking deserved it. suffer bitch.

[mariocki]

Man in a Suitcase: Essay in Evil (1.8, ITC, 1967)

"I think we've been very clever. You've got to give us our due."

"What's so clever about killing people?"

"Getting away with it."