#wendip week 2019

[cadenreigns]

Why are you wearing my (old) clothes?

There’s a Wendip week going on that I had all sorts of ideas about, but then my schedule changed and I remembered I have three comics for some reason, so this is probably the only piece for it I’ll get done. I’ve always had a sort of head canon about how the relationship would work 3-4 years down the line, which is when this piece takes place (so she’s 19 in this, don’t report it like whoever did my 22-year-old version of Jackie)

[fereality-indy]

Wendip Week 2019 - Day 2 - Clothes

June 2nd. 2015

"Ugh, my head." Dipper said as he slowly came to. 

"Ow, not so loud." Wendy said from beside him, "OK, why does my head feel like a gaggle of gnomes just ran through it." 

She reached up to rub her temples and her hand brushed the bill of Dipper's cap. That isn't too odd, she has fallen asleep with it on countless times. Though that is usually while he was down in California not laying beside her. Wait a minute, why was Dipper next to her?

"Wendy, what's going on?" Dipper asked, apparently wondering the same thing "Did we fall asleep watching a movie again? And did we trade hats last night?"

"I don't think so," Wendy said as she struggled to open her eyes against the morning glare

"Uh, Wendy. We were at your place last night, right?"  Dipper asked from beside her.

As she finally got her eyes open, she saw why Dipper was asking that question. This was definitely not her apartment, nor her dad's cabin. "I'm not sure." 

Turning to look at Dipper, she was hit with as bigger surprise. "Dipper, why are you wearing my clothes?"

"Hey, just because I'm wearing more flannel nowadays doesn't mean they're yours. It's comfortable, besides mine wasn't green it was blue." Dipper replied as he finished looking around the room and turned to Wendy, "Like you are wearing. Wendy, why do you have on my shirt?"

"That's what I was asking you." Wendy said and then chuckled a bit as Dipper stopped and looked down at himself. Wendy took a moment and actually looked at her longtime friend. She had to admit that he didn't look to bad in her shirt. Not that she would tell him. It's times like this that she wonders if she made a mistake back then. Really, he was a great guy and an absolute sweetheart. And even Tambry has been mentioning how good looking he's getting, as if she hadn't noticed. And those eyes, so clear, so blue. Heck, if he asked her now she'd probably say yes.  Shoot, he's saying something. OK, she has been staring for too long.

"You OK Wendy? You zoned out there for a moment." Dipper asked with genuine concern. 

"Yeah man," Wendy replied as she felt the heat in her cheeks rise "just trying to figure out why this place seems familiar. I mean I'm pretty sure I've been here before."

Turning around, seemingly to take another look around, she reached up to scratch her shoulder. She was happy to feel that her bra was still there. 

"Well I don't recognize it. Though there is a familiar scent in the air, it's vague." He said taking another deep breath. While back was turn he pull at the waist band of the pants he had on. He let out a sigh of relief when he saw he still had on his tighty whiteys. "It sort of smells like butter."

That's when it hit Wendy, she has been her before. "Butter? That's it. I know where we are. This is Thompson's sister's room, his parents must have redecorated after she got married last year."

"Thompson's. Oh, yeah. The surprise birthday party. But that doesn't explain this?" Dipper said as waved towards their clothes. 

“Last thing I remember is chugging a cup of Mabel Juice 3.0. The gummy koalas are such an improvement over the plastic dinosaurs. But after that the night becomes a blur.” Wendy said as she got up off of the bed and started to pace.

“Yeah, that’s really the last thing I remember too. Though I have a vague recollection that I ended up dancing with someone.” Dipper replied as he rubbed his temples in a vain attempt to coax out the memories.

Wendy was about to add something to the recollection when her message alert chimed. On reflex she reached down for her phone and was surprised that she actually had it. She unlocked the phone and saw it was a message from Tambry. It read ‘Hope you had fun last night.’ and had a video attachment. Opening it she watched as Dipper was out in the middle of the dance floor and then she rushed towards him and he hoisted her up in the air. It was just like that scene in that one dancing movie they watched last week. Down to Wendy sliding down into his arms and then they… She quickly stopped the video as the color rushed to her cheeks.

“You ok Wends? You just went redder than your hair. What was on in that text?” Dipper asked as he hopped up to check on his friend.

“Oh it was nothing. Just Tambry being Tambry.” She replied as she became very aware of how close he had gotten. She remembered the video, they were a lot than this in it. Her eyes slipped down to his lips as she wondered why they couldn’t remember the dance and… what came after. She took a couple steps back before hearing his message alert went off.

“It’s from Tambry. ‘Hey Dr Funtimes, how did it feel to Dip-her?’ Weird. Wait there’s a video attached.” Dipper read out the message and was about to play the video when Wendy tackled him back onto the bed.

“Ok, if you didn’t want to see the video. You could have just told me so.” Dipper said from under his long time crush. As they laid there he got lost in her emerald eyes. That feeling and being so close to her, it was hard to deny the fact that he was still in love with her after all these years.

‘Ok Corduroy, what in the world are you doing. You tackled Dipper. I don’t think you hurt him, but you tackled him none the less.’ Wendy was thinking as she laid on top of her best friend. ‘And now you are laying on top of him. And he feels as good as he looks. Oh man, the track team is really doing him some good. There is definitely muscles developing. And those blue eyes. Shoot, how long have you been on top of him. I need to get off of him. But it would be so easy to kiss him again. And I know he wouldn’t mind. But no, I need to get up. If I stay here any longer, I’ll do something I might regret.’

“Wendy. Are you ok?” Dipper asked as he seemed to shake himself out of his self hypnosis. He was genuinely worried for her.

‘Ok, Dipper you adorable dork. Here you are stuck under me, probably a longtime fantasy of yours, and you actually seems more worried that I may be troubled.’ Wendy thought before she replied, “Oh, to hell with it.”

“With wha..” Dipper started before being cut off be Wendy’s soft lips meeting his. It took him about three seconds, and a subtle pinch to his leg to make sure he wasn’t dreaming, before he returned the kiss with full gusto.

When they finally broke for air, Dipper laid there for moment before say. “Not that I’m complaining, but may I ask what brought that on?”

“I guess I got tired of denying my feelings. Worrying about what it would do to our friendship. Worrying that you might think I’m playing with you, you know with what happened at the bunker and what not.”  She was about to continue when it was her turn to be cut off by a kiss.

When they broke this time Wendy said, “Well they say confession is good for the soul, and I definitely feel better.”

“Well then, Miss Corduroy. What would you say to going out with me?” Dipper asked with a smirk that didn’t quite match the worry in his eyes. A lot of the worries she had mentioned he too had had.

“Ok man, you are too adorable.” Wendy said as she kissed him on the cheek, causing him to blush once again. “I’ve got you in a position that would make you the envy of a lot of guys and you’re worried about asking me for a date.”.  

“Let them be envious, I’m not worried about them. I’m only worried about one person…” Dipper replied with all sincerity, as he paused for effect, before placing a kiss on the tip of her nose as he continued. “you. So what do you say?”

Wendy smiled and sat up, straddling his legs. Then she reached down and pulled him up into seated position, then moved onto his lap with her legs behind his back. “You know what, the answer is yeah. I think I’d like that a lot. Heck, half of the town already thinks we’re dating anyways.”

They just wrapped their arms around each other and were about to kiss again when the door flew open with a resounding “Yes!”

Standing in the doorway was Mabel with a giant smile that faded into embarrassment as she saw the position Wendy and Dipper were in. And just behind her was Tambry with a ‘Told you so’ grin.

Mabel quickly turned around “Ok. Definitely did not need to see my bro-bro getting his bone on!”

“Mabel!” “Sis!” the newly minted couple said simultaneously.

“I dunno, it seems kinda hot.” Tambry said as she looked at her phone to make sure it was still recording.

“Tambry!” the couple called out in unison.

“What? It is…” Tambry countered as she made sure the video was being saved to her cloud account in case Wendy makes her delete it off her phone later.

“So I bet you two set this all up.” Dipper said after he got over the shock of the girls busting in on them.

“Weeeeellllllllll, maybe.” Mabel said with a flip of her hand and a small grin that the couple couldn’t see, “I mean a little Smiledip added to each of your Mabel Juices and you two seemed to just meld together on your own.”  

“What about our clothes?” Wendy asked, no caring that she still hadn’t got off of Dipper’s lap.

“Oh, that was my idea.” Tambry said nonchalantly as she zoomed in on her friends faces “We found the two of you curled up together asleep in a corner at the end of the party and Thompson told us to just bring you up to the guestroom. When we got up here I thought it would be fun to play a prank on you guys. So I got Wendy’s clothes and Mabel got Dip’s. Then we switched them up. But hey, it looks like it all worked out.”

"Well you got lucky on that count. And if you two want to continue to be lucky, you’d probably better leave before I get up.” Wendy said as she moved  her hand to Dipper’s shoulder and started to move her right leg as if she was about to get up. Tambry grabbed the door handle and slammed it shut  before grabbing Mabel and beating a hasty retreat. Wendy called after them, “And Tambers, that video better not get posted anywhere!”

Once they were gone she brought her leg back around Dipper and said “Now where were we.”

[thatguywiththefaceog]

Smutember 2019-Romance

Only a week late, here is a wendip request by @fereality-indy

Snowed in, a married Dipper and Wendy share a romantic evening ending insome good old fashion love making. 

This story contains adult context and is for adults only. All characters are over 18.

The snow fell on the cabin. Dipper tended to the fire. Traveling to Northern Europe to study trolls, the married couple found themselves snowed in at their cabin. Dipper, never one to miss a chance to woo his love, went about setting up dinner.

As Wendy napped, Dipper cooked some chicken that was in the freezer. As the meal cooked he set the table, a small thing for two. “Not a lot of room , but at least it’s intimate,” Dipper thought to himself as he lit the candles.

Wendy awoke to the smell of food. Her nostials sniffled at the fresh scent of herbs and spices. When she poked her head out to the living room, Dipper had moved the table to the front of the fireplace. He had sent up a beautiful meal for her. With a flourish of his hand towel, he pulled out  a chair for her. “Madame, your dinner is served,” he said in a bad french accent.

Laughing, she sat down. The dinner was delicious, Dipper out did himself. There was always something about warming yourself by the fire on a cold night that Wendy loved. She could feel the fire in her bones.  She went to help clean up, but Dipper wasn’t hearing it.

“Oh no Honey. I got this.”

“Dipper, you made the damn meal, just let me help with the dishes at least.”

But Dipper was steadfast. “Nope. I’m doing them and that’s that.”

She wanted to do something as thanks for that delicious meal. Than she had an idea. As Dipper cleaned up, she slipped away. As he was just finished, Wendy called him.

When he looked up he was greeted with the sight of Wendy nothing but sexy lingerie, stockings covered her long gorgeous legs. Her bra and panties were see through, letting him have full view of her most private parts. It was all emerald like her eyes “So, how’s this? Better than doing the dishes.”

Dipper opened his mouth but all that came out was a series of squeaks that might be confused as human speech.

Laughing, Wendy took of Dipper’s shirt. “I’ll take that as a yes.” Next thing Dipper knew his pants and boxers were thrown on to the floor and his beautiful wife was straddling his naked body. His now very erect penis was straddled by her crotch, while her breasts pressed against his chest. Their lips touched, tongues intertwined. Dipper loved the hard, muscular body of his wife.

When they stopped to get a breath, Dipper mumbled her name. “Wendy.”

“Dipper.” The red head pushed her panties aside, revealing her wet, hungry lips. He slid in easily. The young couple found a rhythm as Dipper bucked into her.

The carpet wasn’t the most comfitable place for sex, a distent possablity of carpet burn burn of his ass was on the back of Dipper’s mind. But the warmth of the fire and the heat of each other bodies was enough.

“Huh, huh, Dipper… I’m about to cum.”

Dipper didn’t slow down. “Me too.”

“Oh fuck I love you Dipper.”

“I love you too.”

Wendy felt her body give away to her passions and came as Dipper came inside her. It was hard to say who came first. Falling down, Dipper caught his wife. Naked, she laid a top of her husband, soften manhood still in her body; basking in the afterglow of her orgasm.

[wendip-week]

Wendip Week 2019 - Voting time is upon us!

Thank you all for sending us quote propositions! It is now time to choose seven (7) which you find would be the best Wendip prompts this Summer!

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/YTMFBPW

(warning for mobile/slower PCs: this survey is loaded with animated GIFs)

Spread the words to your Wendip fans! For the next two weeks you can vote on the prompts, and that will give you around seven weeks to finish them, as the Wendip Week will occur from 23-31 of July 2019. Just like last year, it includes the two extra days for overachievers :)

So, go on and vote!

[northernlightsclans]

Re: ongoing harassment from ex-coi members

[this post was made on february 26th, 2019]

@bayheart @wendips i doubt these mentions will work but we are all well aware that you stalk me/this blog at this point so.

leave me alone. fawn, we had two conversations, months apart, over a year ago. you ship a pairing involving a character who by her own admission thinks the kid she met when he was 12 is too young for her with said 12 year old, who only later turns 13. this makes me uncomfortable. they are not a sophomore and a freshman in high school, they met outside of a school context and dipper is likely an 8th grader while wendy is likely a sophomore.

youve willfully misgendered my friend and youve spread lies about me, including accusing me of harassing you, being interested in the sex lives of children, and sending you suicide bait. this all was after we hadnt spoken at all for over 3 months. i want nothing to do with you. this is my first point of direct contact with you in over a year now (and no, a post i made telling you to leave me alone after you made the coirp blog does not count).

two conversations does not constitute harassment. smear campaigns and slander do.

bay, you are a racist. you are. below is only one example of the times you made multiple members of color uncomfortable.

and i kicked you from my server for supporting a smear campaign against me that you admitted in your own words you knew had no grounds.

and instead of leaving me alone, over a YEAR LATER, you choose to dm people who dare to interact with me to give them the weakest callouts ive ever seen.

[link to screenshots of my entire convo with fawn, disproving this bullshit]

some extras: -im not native, you racist idiot -i dont lie about you to anyone -ive never harassed any of you. -im ace myself and have ided that way since i was 16. -you admit in your own words that i never kicked anyone for being cishet. why is this included at all. because i talk about it when people are racist? homophobic? transphobic? ive stated multiple times that i accept people regardless of identity to this server specifically because i want everyone who needs it to have a community. -i do want to be done. i never know anything about anything you people are saying about me until people come to my dms, either threatening me on your behalf or asking why people are talking shit about me in servers ive never been in.

leave me alone.

-maria.

EDIT: Update as of 4/21/2019

As it turns out, Bay took on a new identity to come into my server during our last application period, from November 30th to December 4th. She pretended to be “spark-lex” and was a member of the server from December 2nd to February 26th, at which point she was kicked for inactivity after attempts to reach her had been made and left unanswered for weeks.

Today, still pretending to be Lex, she attempted to regain access to the server to continue spying on us. Below are screenshots.

[fereality-indy]

Each Other - Wendip Week Day 3

August 11th, 2016

 'I knew things were going too good.’ Dipper thought as he watched the connection between his laptop and the server hosting his favorite d-list movie site go from

steady to lagging to non-existent. When he tried to reload “Schlockmaster Grant’s Movie-O-Rama” all he got was a ‘Site Not Found’ message.  

“Well what am I going to do now?” he wondered out loud as he started trying to find an alternate site to watch bad movies from. Well there are plenty of those but Grant’s not only had several of the movies they had watched together in Gravity Falls, it also had a feature that would have allowed the two of them to watch simultaneously.

“What’s wrong bro-bro?” Mabel called from his bedroom doorway, causing him to whip around in shock.

“Ok, I was pretty sure I had shut my door Mabes. What are you doing there?”  Dipper said as he moved to place himself between his sister and his laptop.

“Well I couldn’t help it. I heard my favorite bro-bro sigh and bemoan something an so I had to check out what was bothering you.” Mabel said as she walked into his bedroom in order to see what was wrong. Dipper tried to move to keep Mabel from seeing what was on the laptop. But as he zigged, she zagged and got to the screen. With a puzzled look she continued, “Ok. So what’s the big prob Dipperoni?”

With a sigh Dipper was resigned to the fact that Mabel was gonna find out one way or another. “Ok. Remember how Wendy said she was gonna be taking some classes at GF Community College this year?”

Mabel nodded and so he continued. “Well this was her first week and tonight is her only night without a class so we were gonna to a vid chat for awhile.”

“Aw, a cyber date. How sweet.” Mabel cooed, so happy the couple was still together.

“Yeah. Well to help her decompress I was planning on watching a movie with her. I had even found a site that had a lot of our old favorites,” Dipper said as he tapped the browser back to the now dead site, “but apparently it has been shut down. I may be out of luck now.”

“Hmm. Interesting. Sounds like you need…” Mabel said as she rubbed her chin. Suddenly she did a three-sixty degree spin. Somehow in the course of that spin she had produced a clipboard, pencil, stethoscope, and one of those headband mirrors doctors used to wear. “a love doctor!”

“Nope. No Mabel! I’ll handle this myself.” Dipper said as he began to start shooing her away. Finally he began gently pushing her to the door.

“But I could help.” Mabel protested as he finally got her through the doorway. As he shut it she quietly added “And I will.”

And with that Dipper sat back down at his laptop and started looking again, mindful of the clock. He didn’t want to be late for his ‘date’.

An Hour Later

"Alright, come on connect.” Dipper said as he watched his screen.

His face brightened as Wendy’s appeared “Hey there, Wendy. Right on time.”

"Ok, Dip. I appreciate the sentiment," Wendy said with a smile as she hung his old hat on the corner post of her bed, "but you know I'm not a fan of roses."

"Yeah, you prefer marigolds." Dipper replied, somewhat perplexed. " Wait, sentiment? What do you mean?"

"Well when I got back from visiting my dad," Wendy said as she absent mindedly brushed some hair from her face. there was a bouquet of roses and some chocolate outside my apartment's door. The card said they were from you, a congratulations on having a great first week of college."

"OK. Yeah that's a great sentiment, but I didn't send them." Dipper said as he scratched the stubble on his chin. "My plan was to watch one of our z grade movies. I had found a site that held close to a thousand or so movies, including the 'Hello Mummy' series. But it was shut down earlier. So I worked out a way to watch one of my DVDs together."

Pulling her legs up so she was sitting cross legged on her bed, Wendy's face had brightened at the thought of a movie night with her boyfriend. Even if he was another state away. But the flowers still bugged her. "So if you didn't send them, then who did?"

Dipper plopped back down on his bed as he thought for a moment before sitting straight up. "Mabel!"

"Mabel?" Wendy asked as she took off her flannel, leaving her tank top.

"Yeah. She was in earlier," Dipper replied with a wave towards his room. Shaking his head he continued, "after I discovered the site was down. And she was in love doctor mode."

Wendy smiled as she thought about how her surrogate sis gets when she knows there is romance afoot. "She probably asked Pacifica to get them to me."

"I wouldn't put it past her." He said as he turned his laptop so he could stretch out while talking to her. "Wait, why would Paz help her?"

"You know, for a mystery buff you do miss some obvious clues. We weren't the only ones to get together last year. Though I do guess that's partially my fault. I did keep you distracted." She said with a smirk. She watched as he went red. Then she saw him process what she had told him. As realization dawned on his face she continued, "Eh, it doesn't matter. Let them be happy. We have each other now, Dip, that's all that matters to me."

They continued talking until they both fell asleep.

[fereality-indy]

Fun - Wendip Week 2019

June 8th, 2015

The Basement of the Mayoral Residence

 “This is fun, what you two have.” The creature said as it paced in front of it’s captives, “I HATE FUN!”

He wasn’t a gnome like they had been told, that’s for sure. The short creature could have been mistaken for a gnome, if you had one eye closed and the other had just been punched. He had dark ruddy skin, a bald head, ears almost two sizes to big for the rest of the head, wearing trousers, a poncho made from a towel with the initials EB in one corner, and boots that are obviously too big for him. It would be comical if he wasn’t still so strong and agile. No, not a gnome. Before they had fallen through the floor of the ballroom in the Mayor’s estate, Dipper had correctly identified the creature as a Hob. But then they did fall through the floor and were subsequently hit over the head. When they came to, they were tied up tightly and the Hob had begun ranting.  

“For years I had to listen to all of the townsfolk having fun while I had to care for my dear Master. He worked tirelessly for the people of this place and when he passed, what did they do. They elected a new mayor. Someone not worthy of wearing my master’s boots let alone running the town in his absence.” The Hob said as he once again walked around to check on the rope he had bound the young couple with. Seeing it still around their wrists he continued “My dear Master Befufftlefumpter, he was a great man. He saved me. During the fighting between all you big ones, first my family and then my home were taken from me. My family was taken by the men in the pointy hats, they even took the baby. Then the explosions came and the Haus Kline was gone. I was a Hob with neither a home nor a family to care for, it was worse than a new suit.”

“They killed your baby, I’m so sorry.” Wendy started to say as she generally felt sorry for the Hob.

“Silence!!” he practically spat out in her face.

“Back off. She was just trying to offer you some sympathy.” Dipper said as he tried to position himself between them.

“Jerk.” Wendy added. She was not surprised that Dipper had moved as much as he could have to her defense, she would have done the same in his place. They had been doing so ever since that first summer and the fact they were dating now really hasn’t changed that.

“Sympathy, bah. I do not need your pity. And it wasn’t my baby, it was the future master of the household.” The Hob said as he turned on his heel and began pacing in front of them “Tuck had one job, to help my family, and Tuck failed them twice. But Master Befufftlefumpter saw that Tuck had done his best and Master took me in. Offered to let Tuck move into his house and become part of his household. Tuck was over joyed, but this meant Tuck had to move far away from his fallen home and his failure.”

“That sounds fortunate.” Dipper said after Wendy nudged him and winked “You know what they say, ‘When one door closes, another one opens.”

“Oh no,” Tuck the Hob said as he paused and looked up at the door leading to the rest of the house “Tuck always made sure that all the doors stayed shut unless Master wished them to be open. I was always a good hob, yes Tuck was.”

Wendy’s mind was going a mile a minute even though she had almost worked her right hand free. ‘Man I wish I  hadn’t not ran into Tyler this morning. But I did, and he had to ask for a favor. And when your dad’s boyfriend, who is also the mayor, asks for a favor you find yourself inclined to agree to it. Besides, this was right up Dipper’s alley and that would mean spending more time with him. I mean it was just someone or something pulling pranks on Tyler and only in the Mayoral mansion. Well according to Pacifica, it is more of a Mayoral Cottage than a mansion and she would know. But I’m getting off track.’

And then she felt her thumb pop free, now she just had to wiggle to get the binder past the rest of her knuckles. ‘The help reported seeing someone real short and so we thought a gnome. But Geoff denied that it was one of his subjects, so we thought maybe one had went rogue. We went in blind and fell for some tame Kevin McCallister style traps. All because some Larry Taylor styled house elf has grown too big for his poncho.  Now I just need to get the rest of my hand free, there.’

As she pulled it loose, she shook the feeling back into her hand. Then she slid it towards Dipper only to have it meet his free hand. Luckily Tuck the Hob seemed to still be spouting on about his issues to notice when they both sorta gasped. Then as one they smirked as their attention went back on their captor. He didn’t have the element of surprise this time and he didn’t stand a chance.

"And then…” Tuck the Hob started but stopped as he saw that not only were his bound captives no longer bound, but they were also on their feet and coming towards him. “This is not right. You are my prisoners. You do not get to get free.”

“Sorry man, those sound like your rules. We follow our own.” Wendy said as she moved towards the Tuck.

With his eyes on the red head that towered over him, he didn’t notice Dipper until he was on him.

“And one of the first rules is, you don’t attack us.” Dipper said as he completed the tackle. As he stood up and attempted to bring the Hob with him, he saw it melding into the floor. “What the?”

"How hard did you hit him man?” Wendy asked in disbelief.

“Oh, his blow was good. But A hob and home are tough to beat.” Tuck’s voice called out from all around them.

Suddenly empty paint cans and other debris started flying at them from all directions. Dipper took a basketball to his stomach that knocked him over a fallen table. Wendy quickly followed him to cover.

“Any ideas?” She asked as she helped him into a seated position.

“I’m thinking, I’m thinking!” Dipper said. He lifted his head up to see if Tuck had reappeared.  He quickly dropped back down as a hand trowel embedded itself into the table.

“Hurry man.” Wendy said as a croquet ball flew over her head.

“Ok.” Dipper replied as an idea began to  piece together some thoughts that had been floating through his head. “Ok, you called him a house elf earlier. You know what, you may not be too far off. RJ Kallings may be a bit of a hack, but she did do some research. Her house elves were loosely based  on the British hobgoblin myths. And I bet that Hob is short for hobgoblin. I have an idea.”

He leaned close and began whispering into her ear while he pulled something out of his pockets and handed it to her.

“You sure about this?” she asked as she looked at what he handed her.

“Well, about 70 percent sure.” He said slightly chagrinned.

“Good enough for me.” She said with a smile. Standing up she called out. “Hey, short stuff.”

“What do you want fool.” Tuck said as the debris field began to slow down.

“You said earlier that you are tied to the household, right? And to the members of the household?” Wendy asked as she stepped over the fallen table and moved towards Tuck.

“Yes, that is true. But I really don’t see what that has to do with you.” Tuck replied as he wearily watched Wendy come closer, ready to retreat into the floor at a moments notice.  

“Well the current Master of the house is practically my stepfather and I guess that makes me a member of the household as well.” Wendy said calmly as she came with in arms reach of Tuck. “And so I just wanted to show my appreciation of all the hard work you do around here.”

And with that she tossed him the pair of hand knit gloves that Dipper gave her moments ago  Tuck reflexively caught them and seconds later threw them down in disgust.

“Fine. If that is how you truly feel, then goodbye.” And he turned and walked into the wall and was gone.

“Ok, that actually worked. You think he’s gone for good?” she asked as she turned back towards where she had left Dipper. And it looks like he had been busy while she was talking to Tuck. He held an old picture frame in his hands.

“I hope so, but just to be sure.” He walked over and picked up the gloves and placed them behind the frame’s glass. Pulling out a marker he wrote ‘For Tuck’ on the bottom of the frame. “So where should we hang this?”    

[fereality-indy]

Coolest - Wendip Week Day 6

July 14th, 2019

 Wendy pulled up to the closed Mystery Shack. Dipper was supposed to be out front waiting on her. Shutting off the vans engine, she pulled out her phone and dialed him up.

When he picked up he sounded winded, "Hey Beautiful, *huff* what's up?"

"I'm out front, where are you?" She said as she felt the blush rise in cheeks. If anyone else had called her that she would have thought they were trying to get something from her, but not her Dipper. "You sound winded, you're not in trouble are you?"

"Not *huff* unless you *huff* count fighting with your wardrobe *huff* trouble."  Dipper said in as jovial a tone as he could. "Why don't you com'on in and grab yourself a Pitt from the break room. I'll be down as soon as I'm able."

"Alright, don't take too long dork." She replies with her nickname for him, "Remember this is Gravity Falls, a lot of stuff does stay open too late."

"Alright, I'll try to hurry. See you in a few moments." He said  before the call ended.

Wendy went ahead and got out of the van. As she headed in she thought about the various events of that has happened since initially meeting her boyfriend and his twin. She wouldn't trade them for anything. As she made it to her destination she noticed that there was light coming out from under the door, but brushed it off as Mabel forgetting to turn them off. She was in for a shock.

"What is going on here?" Wendy asked as she looked around the Shack's former break room. 

It had been redecorated since she had left work that afternoon, majorly redecorated. The desk and futon were gone. So were the motivational posters from the walls. In their place was some sort of silky green fabric that was tied off at the sides like curtains. Even the floors appeared to have been wax. The only thing that was still the same as when she left was the room's table. But now that she looked at it, it did have a new table cloth on it. She was so taken aback by all this change that she hadn't even registered the gentleman in a vest and bowtie standing next to the door. 

"Ah, madam. I see you have arrived. I have been asked to see you to your table, Mister Pines will be along shortly."  The vested man, who she now vaguely recognized as Pacifica's butler Milton, said as he attempted to guide her to the table. 

As she followed him, began to recognize some of the handy work. The curtains definitely had Mabel written all over them and now that she was over the shock she heard the music in the background. The sound system looked like a Tambry set up. So that is Pacifica, Mabel, & Tambry, something's up. This was supposed to be a simple date. Maybe dinner and then bowling or going to the movies followed by some time at her apartment. But this is suspicious. 

She was about to get up to go find Dipper, or at least get Milton to talk, when he walked in the door. The last seven years had certainly been kind to him. While nothing short of steroids would ever cause him to bulk up, he was certainly no noodle armed little kid anymore. He had a nice runner's build and after loosing the baby fat had developed the Pines' family jawline. 

"Hey there, sorry I was late." Dipper said as he crossed the small room, guided by Milton, "I let Mabel use the shrinking crystals earlier and I think she shrunk most of my pants."

"Is that why you're in dress slacks and a dress shirt?" Wendy asked as he leaned down and they shared a kiss. As they broke apart she added, "I'm feeling seriously under dressed here." 

"Yeah, these and the shorts I had on at work today were the only pants that fit. So it was these or the kilt your dad insisted I get at the Ren Faire last year." Dipper said with a shrug before he sat down opposite her, "And I'm still working up to being able to wear that in the 'traditional' fashion, so I didn't think it would be appropriate for a date. As for feeling under dressed, don't worry this is just a simple dinner. Besides, you look stunning in anything."

"OK, we need to keep you away from Stan. He's been feeding you lines again, hasn't he?" She responded with a smirk. It was at this moment that Milton arrived back at the table with two glasses of Pitt. She had almost forgotten that he was even there. 

"Thanks Milton," Dipper said to the butler before returning his attention back to Wendy, "Nope, after the last time I think he's realized I may have finally gotten everything right."

"So dinner at the Shack wasn't his idea?" Wendy said with a wave of hand.

"Nah, this brilliant idea was all mine."  Dipper said somewhat proudly, " I mean we're always going to Greasy's or Yumberjacks, so I decided to try something different. And as I was working it out, Mabel overheard. When I explained what I was doing, she insisted that she and Paz could help."

"That explains Milton and the decorations." Wendy said with a smile before taking a drink. Mabel loves to organize things like this, heck she was ready to plan their wedding when she found out that Dipper had finally asked Wendy out the second time. That was three years ago and she still bugs them about their future. Heck, Wendy has caught her knitting baby booties for them more than once.

"You don't mind, do you?" Dipper said with some of his old nervousness showing through, "I mean we could still go bowling or something if you do." 

"Oh no way man. You started this, I wanna see where it leads." Wendy said with a smile that really hasn't left her face since he walked in the room. "Besides, we can always have as movie night after this. I know we haven't even put a dent in that stack of DVD's you brought with you this year."

"Dinner is served," Milton said as he brought in a tray with two covered plates on it. 

Wendy hoped it was something good and not anything too fancy. The Nuevo-French/Hindi cuisine restaurant they tried during their trip to Portland last year has sorta turned her off fancy food. They ended up getting burgers almost immediately after leaving the restaurant cause they were still hungry. So she was overjoyed to see a rib eye, some Spanish rice, and an ear of blackened corn on the plate. 

"Oh man, you went all out here. Wait, who cooked all this?" She asked as her mouth started to water. It all looked so good.

Dipper started to fidget a bit, "Uhm..."

"I don't see any sprinkles, so I know it wasn't Mabel. And the Shack is still here so it wasn't Paz." She's knew both girls hard gotten better in the kitchen, even if you exclude Mabel's addiction to Mabel Juice, but she still had to razz them a bit. 

"Heh." Dipper had to laugh a bit at that one, "Nah, Mabel roped Melody into it. Apparently it wasn't that hard to do, especially when she heard I originally planned to order a pizza for tonight."

"Pizza would have been nice, but this looks great. I'll have to thank her when we're done." Wendy said before she cut into the steak. It was cooked just the way she liked it. 

"It'll have to be tomorrow," Dipper replied after swallowing a fork full of the rice, "she left with Soos after she was done. Something about needing to make sure Mateo got Abuelita to bed on time. The food has been in warmers waiting on us. Really it should just be Milton and us here tonight. And he gets to leave once we get dessert."  

They continued to eat and banter through the rest of the dinner. And through it all, in the back of her mind, Wendy was still suspicious. Really, their dates were usually a lot more casual than this. So when dessert turned out to be ice cream and a cup cake, she made up her mind. She quickly devoured the icing off the cupcake then split it in two. Then she tackled the ice cream, but didn't see anything. 

It was then that she realized that she had been so distracted by the dessert that she hadn't notice that Dipper had gotten up from his seat and was now standing next to her until he took her hand in his.

He pulled something out from his pocket. "You looking for this?"

Getting down on one knee he said, "Wendy Blerble Corduroy, you are the coolest person I know. I love with all of my heart and I want to know if you would make me the happiest man alive. Will you marry me?"

She had been suspicious all night and she still was taken aback. He looked so in love as she looked at him. And he was loved. By her. She should be answering.

She was just about to answer when she heard, "Come on we're waiting.", come from the radio. Of course Tambry would have some way to listen in on this, probably the whole group is there if Mabel knew this was happening. At least Dipper seemed as surprised as she did.

Finally she got up and pulled him into an embrace, "Of course I will, Dork."

"I told you.", "You owe me twenty bucks.", "Congrats, Doods." and more poured out of the radio, but the young couple was too distracted by each other to hear it.

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Unfortunately I was only able to get four of the days done this year. but I do hope you all enjoyed my work.      

[fereality-indy]

My Fic Masterpost

It has been awhile since I last posted a Fic Masterpost I have decided that it is time for a new one. Italics means the prompt was unfinished:

Gravity Falls

Gravity Heroes - A few months after the Mystery Twins head home from Gravity Falls Mabel receives a call from Soos telling her that Dipper was found turned to stone out in the woods. The problem is that Dipper is standing next to her when she received the call. This leads them off to a new adventure.

Gravity Heroes: Sidetracks - A series on one shots & drabbels that are stories that are in the Gravity Heroes-verse but aren’t necessarily required to read the main story-line. It’s essentially my take on the classic Marvel Comics Presents.

Valor Force - During his time on the other side of the portal Ford encountered several people. One was name Zordon who shared scientific knowledge with him. After the defeat of Bill and seeing exactly what McGuket was capable of, Ford decided to use what he learned to create his own team. In 2016 a new threat arises and following Zordon’s advice Ford recruits a team of ‘Teenagers With Attitude’ to create the Valor Force Rangers.

The Kids Are All Right -  The year is 2031 and our favourite kids from Gravity Falls are grown up and have kids of their own. This is their story.

Welcome To The Gravity Falls Region - My take on the Pokemon AU. Follow the adventures of the potential Pokemon Master Dipper Pines and his sister Mabel, Pokemon Coordinator extraordinaire, while they travel through the Gravity Falls Region. On hiatus.

The Curse - Thanks to a misunderstanding Wendy is targeted by a fairy curse. This is a short story following what happens afterwards. On hiatus

Wrasslin Wendy - After Wendy’s brothers learn that Dipper’s Godfather is a former pro wrestler and beg him to introduce them. A few years later Wendy and her brothers are now working for Global Championship Wrasslin. that’s where our story begins.

Camping With The Corduroys - Two quick little journal entries Dipper writes after he gets invited to go camping with his girlfriend’s family.

Fereality’s Gravity Falls Short Stories - My collection of shorts and drabbles that don’t fit anywhere else in my writings. Usually either Wendip or Mabcifica stories

Revenant Falls - During the twins fifth summer in Gravity Falls, Dipper thought he was going to be able to just work at the Shack and spend time with his girlfriend Wendy. Unfortunately this is Gravity Falls and you never know what is going to happen…

Baby It’s Cold Outside - After noticing the weather, a college age Dipper reluctantly makes ready to leave Wendy’s cabin. Wendip songfic written for the 2017 holiday season.

Opposites Attract - While Pacifica is waiting for Mabel to finish her shift at the Shack a familiar tune comes on over the radio. Mabcifica songfic written to get the song out of my head.

Wendy’s Christmas - Manly Dan allows Wendy to decide about survival training in 2014.

What If -  What if... it's 2018 and Wendy Corduroy is 21. She's still working at the Shack for the summer. After missing the previous summer due to his parents planning a family vacation before the twins head to college, Dipper walks into the Shack. Based on a RP between myself (as Dipper) and @aflippincorduroy (as Wendy).

College Love -  After missing his 21st birthday party due to an early starting college course, Dipper is taken out to a bar by Mabel. Little does he know that her girlfriend has set up an encounter with someone he hasn't seen since that fateful summer 8 years ago.  

Wendip Week 1 Spring 2016 - The first Wendip Week. Prompts are: Naked, Promise, Together, Midnight, Rainy Days, Forest, & First Time.

Wendip Week 3 Summer 2017 - The prompts for the Wendip Week 2017 are: Meet The Parents, Time Travel, 5+1, The Gang Finds Out, Handcuffed/Bound Together, Fake Relationship, & Naughty and Nice.

Wendip Week 2018 -  It's time again for Wendip week. This time I am using the prompts to flesh out the backstory behind The Kids Are All Right. The prompts are as follows; School, Typical Pines Luck, Combat, Date Night, Flirting, Moving In With Each Other, and Bedtime Story.

Wendip Week 2019 -  The yearly celebration of our favorite couple is here once again.

Kim Possible

Disney Fireworks -  After the tweebs win a family trip at a science fair, Kim & Ron take a needed break from college at Disneyland.

Star Vs The Forces Of Evil

Cassie Vs The Forces Of Entropy - Nova (Star & Marco’s daughter created by @mrevaunit42) and her friends are setting up for Grandparent’s day cook out when a portal opens in the back yard and out steps three interesting teens. This is a story covering one of the possible futures of the kids of Echo Creek’s next generation. Started out as a Tumblr conversation and ended up with @mrevaunit42’s permission to write this.

OLDER WORKS

Oh Puddin - Set after the flash back in Mad Love. After Harley Quinn breaks the Joker out of Arkham she gives him a surprise. Written back before I realized how toxic that relationship was.

Pokèmon: Spirit Rangers - Our heroes Find they Have their hands full when they find out they have inherited the “SPIRITS OF THE PAST”, spirits of ancient pokemon who when danger arises choose new hosts and grants them with new abilities. My first foray into Pokèmon and the Power Rangers. On hiatus

Why? - Set six years after the final battle with Voldemort and his Deatheaters. Following a tip that a former member of the inner circle is in Hogsmeade, rogue auror Harry Potter comes to town to investigate. What he finds is a ghost from his past. NSFW

What’s This? - Chuck Clayton has some explaining to do after his father finds something in his studio. An Archie Comics story written in answer to a fic challenge on LiveJournal.

I Love Otik’s Bar - Tas singing a song about his home away from home. Song originaly “written” for a Dragonlance contest on LiveJournal.

A Call To Duty - Disbanded in 1994, the ‘Counter-Terrorist Task Force Delta’ opperation has been semi-dorment. Fast-forward to 2000, the Jugglers fearing the return of Cobra reactivates the G.I. Joe team under General Flagg. My first published foray into fan fiction. On hiatus

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My 2019 Tumblr Top 10

1). 204 notes - 19 February 2019

2). 65 notes - 25 May 2019

My Shipping Board

3). 51 notes - 22 January 2019

Q: Top five tropes (this can span all media types), and examples are welcome!

4). 40 notes - 21 January 2019

5). 34 notes - 25 January 2019

6). 32 notes - 16 September 2019

7). 26 notes - 30 October 2019

True Riverdale Guys

8). 26 notes - 24 July 2019

Wendip Week 2019 - Day 2 - Clothes

9). 25 notes - 16 November 2019

10). 22 notes - 06 November 2019

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Wendip Week 2019 - results!

Yes, after a month of suggesting prompts and voting on them, here are the results of the Wendip Week 2019! 

Here are the 7 winning prompts!

...ah, yes, this is what I get for putting links to gifs first, and text second. But fear not, here are the actual results:

Day 1 - “This is fun, what you two have”

Day 2 - “Why are you wearing my clothes?”

Day 3 - “We have each other now”

Day 4 - “I always kinda knew”

Day 5 - “You mean a lot to me, man”

Day 6 - “Wendy, you’re the coolest person I know”

And the prompt with most number of votes is...

Day 7 - “Hey, I guess we’re both freaks”

I musty say, you guys went for Wendip classics. No wonder, since 6/7 of these were suggested by @ddp456 who lives and breathes Wendip and knows it like no one other.  

And of course, for the overachievers, and those who just can’t get enough Wendip, we add...

Days 8 & 9 - “Wildcard” & ”Potluck”

where you can create anything you want, for any of the unused prompts, or other ideas at all. 

And so, in seven weeks’ time, we’ll see you during Wendip Week 2019! It will take place from 23rd - 31st of July, so you have almost two months to think how you’ll fill the prompts. 

And if you can’t think of any, then get inspiration. Go for a walk, climb a mountain, watch horrible black and white Z movies, defeat a zombie or two, or have a nice, refreshing sip of Pitt Cola. 

See you soon and keep Wendipping!

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Wendip Week 2019 day 2 - Why are you wearing my clothes?

(Ao3)

- Why are you wearing my clothes?

Strangely, the first question Dipper asked the kid standing in front of him wasn't the one he should be asking. Fortunately, he came to his senses just a minute later.

- And why do you *look* like me?!

The mysterious kid blinked, though he apparently couldn't see the striking similarities. He was younger than Dipper, maybe around 10 years old, but he was wearing his trademark white-blue hat, a dark blue vest, and an orange shirt. The only element of his physique different from Dipper was his red, curly hair, well-hidden under his hat, and green eyes, looking at him with curiosity.

- I... I don't know.

Perhaps the only stranger thing about the boy's appearance was where Dipper has found him: in the forest, just a few minutes away from the Mystery Shack. Dipper was cataloguing the ever-changing routes and landmarks of he forest, when he spotted the boy that seemingly has appeared there out of nowhere.

Dipper walked around the boy, paying close attention to all the details he might have missed. He spotted a badge of some sorts pinned to his vest, a ballpoint pen tucked in his pocket, and some sort of notepad sticking out of another. The boy took out a package of chewing gums and began munching on one, while he eyed Dipper with equally confused looks.

- Hey, dude! - a familiar, jovial tone reached Dipper's ears, together with rustling of grass, moving away under Soos' heavy footsteps. - Whatchu' doing there? - Soos, I found this weird kid, and-and-and he looks like me!

Dipper grabbed the kid and pushed him to his side, much to his surprise.

- See? - Woah, dude! You're right! - Soos exclaimed - It's like a mini-you... except the hair... - I know, and he just... appeared here. I was redoing the maps, you know, and he... he was just here, as if he teleported or something! It was weird!

Soos' eyes suddenly opened wide, and he grabbed Dipper by the neck to pull him aside.

- Dude! I figured it out! - he whispered, turning back to the newly found kid. - What? - You say he came out of nowhere, looks like you, and even behaves like you!

The two looked back and stared at the boy, sketching something in his notepad.

- Don't you get it? - No...

Soos grabbed his shoulders a and pushed his face uncomfortably close to his.

- He. Is. Your. Kid! - he spoke - From the future!

At that revelation, Dipper gasped and took a step back, looking back and forth at Soos and the boy. His first thought would be that it was one of the clones he made years ago, that must have mutated... But Soos' explanation made much, much more sense.

- You... you're right! - he wheezed - But why would he be there? You think there's a problem in the future he wants to warn us about? - Maybe... - Soos scratched his chin - Maybe there's a robot uprising! Maybe he was the last human to solve those annoying anti-robot puzzles on-line, and he had to escape! - Wow, my son is so brave... - Dipper shed a tear - Why is his hair red, though?

Soos raised his brow.

- Er, isn't it obvious, dude?

It took Dipper another second or so for the realisation to hit him, and the sheer power of future consequences forced him to fall to the ground.

- We-Wendy? Me-Me and We-Wendy?

A massive mixture of joy, pride, but also guilt and pain seared through his chest. He was still in love with her, no matter how hard he tried not to, cherishing their friendship and every moment with her, but the memories of their not-exactly break-up was still vivid in his mind, and the thought he might screw something up again was devastating. But at the same time, a new sensation filled his soul, inflating him like a balloon. In front of him stood the proof that not everything was lost, and that he still might have a chance.

- Okay, but how do we prove it? - Dipper asked Soos in the conspiratorial voice. - Easy - he replied - Hey, kiddo? Where are your parents? - There - the boy pointed to the Shack, barely visible through the trees. - See? - Wait, we need something more... - Dipper muttered - Hey, do you have a phone?   - No. - he replied, not taking eyes from his notepad, where he was tracing leaves. - I knew it! - Soos said under his breath - He's from the future, so they probably have laser communicators! Okay, one last proof. What would you name your and Wendy's child?

Dipper's cheeks turned crimson again, at the mere thought of him and Wendy sharing their future.

- I, I don't know. - he stuttered - I, I would have to talk it over with Wendy, I mean, it's our kid, so I can't *not* take her opinions into consideration. I mean, if it was a girl, then her mom's name, and if it's a boy, then-then... - Dude, quick answer! - Soos slapped him gently to stop blabbering. - Danny! - I would call my son Danny, Danny Pines. That sounds nice, right?

Soos turned to the boy, who seemed to have lost interest in an adult and a teenager talking about him all the time.

- Hey, boy, what's your name?

He looked up from his drawing. The boy's eyes met with Dipper's, and he said his name.

- Daniel.

Dipper and Soos let out a breathless gasps, as they stormed to the child, who now looked a bit concerned, moving his head back and forth, as he eyed the two.

- Okay, son, I - Dipper paused - I mean, sonny, Danny. You have to tell us about where are you from. I mean, what year are you from? Is the economy stable? Are-Are the ice caps still there? - Is the Super Panda Ninja still on? Please don't tell me they cancelled Super Panda Ninja! - Er...

Danny looked at the two weirdos and tucked his legs and arms closer to his body, as he curled up on the rock he was sitting on.

- I... My parents tell me not to talk to strangers. - Oh, right. - Dipper suddenly regained his senses, and let go of him - That is right, of course, that's what I would have taught my son to do.

The two took a step away from Danny, letting him have some of the personal space.

- That drawing you made looks cool - Dipper smiled, and watched as Danny's face brightens. - Really? - Sure, dude! - Soos added. - Thanks - he sniffed - My dad likes to draw. - Yeah, I'm-I'm sure he does - Dipper replied, feeling goosebumps all over his skin. - But still, er, we would like to know, why are you here, exactly? - We... we came for a trip... - Danny relaxed - To see the forest and mountains.

Dipper and Soos exchanged nervous looks.

- Me must have messed up the planet badly in the future. - It's all because the plastic straws... - tears appeared in Soos' eyes - Why do I always take two of them? - Soos, relax, maybe there is time.

He turned towards Danny again.

- Listen, my great uncle is a scientist, he will be able to help us. And you too, assuming when you go forward in time, timelines would update. Will you go with us? He's in the Shack, just... Just like your parents. - A scientist? - Danny raised a brow - Like, with a secret laboratory? - Only the best Gravity Falls, Oregon can offer!

This piece of information had the reaction Dipper and Soos expected. Danny jumped off the rock and ran towards the two, eager to follow them.

- Okay, let's go and see Ford, he'll know what to do.

A few minutes later, the two walked behind the Shack and opened the hatch to the underground lab. The sheer idea of it made Danny ecstatic, and Dipper and Soon had to restrain him from rushing down the narrow stairs. They found Ford sitting by his table, with several samples of what looked like pladypus fur being exposed to various chemicals.

- Interesting... - Grunkle Ford! - Oh, hello, Dipper, what are you-

Ford turned to his side, and he nearly fell from his chair when he spotted a third person between Soos and Dipper.

- Dipper! - he exclaimed, jumping to his feet - How-Who-Why have you brought this child here, this is supposed to be a secret! - I know, Ford, I know, but... - Dipper approached him - This... This is my and Wendy's son from the future! - he stepped closer and whispered in one go.

Flabbergasted by the news, Ford kept looking back and forth at Dipper and the new kid, who was now just inches from touching a canister of highly volatile substance, and what's worse, Soos was as well. Dipper and Ford quickly grabbed the two, pushing them away to the center of the cramped lab. Soos and Dipper relied the few bits of information they have managed to gather from him in the glade, explaining their reasoning to Ford.

- Well, I... I can see the resemblance. - he muttered - What's his name? - Danny! - Danny exclaimed - Are you the scientist that lives here? - I sure am, kid. Listen, do you mind if I ask you a few questions? - Uh-uh. - Okay. First, how did you get here? What vehicle have you arrived in? - A car? - Danny titled his head. - What's that? -

He pointed to the samples on Ford's desk.

- Oh, I am just conducting experiments on some local fauna. Animals, I mean. Remarkable animals, pladypi, their skin is in natural plad! - Heh, my mom wears that!

Soos heard Dipper sniff loudly.

- I hope I am a good husband...

Ford opened a drawer and took a elongated machine with an LCD screen hastily mounted on it.

- Back to my questions... - Ford continued - So, about place where you came... - We live in Calafornia! - he exclaimed. - Okay, so California is still present. - Ford scribbled his notes - Can you tell me about your world? - Like, the playground and stuff? - Precisely, the playground. And stuff. - he smiled. - Well, I like football. - Danny replied. - The one you kick, or the one where you throw the ball? - Eh, the kick?

Suddenly, Soos turned to Dipper with a concerned frown on his face.

- Things aren't looking so good. The British may have come back for the colonies! Danny, please tell me you don't drink tea... - Sure I do. I love ice tea! - Okay, everything's fine then. - Soos let out a sigh.

Ford took the portable biometric scanner and began moving it around Danny's head, much to his amazement and amusement, as the machine produced steady beeping.

- Woah! What's that? - I'm trying to detect any time anomalies around you... They tend to cause fluctuations around one's magnetic field up to twenty-four hours after the shift... - Hey, is Soos down here?

A sudden, new voice reached Ford's ears, though it was followed by a blood-freezing shriek. Ford nearly dropped the device on Danny's head when Melody ran towards him, wearing an expression of utter shock and anger.

- F-Ford! Why-Why do you took Danny here? And what are you doing to him?! His parents were looking all over for him! - Dipper and Wendy? - Ford asked - Did they come with him as well?

Melody took a moment to process his question.

- What are you talking about? - she shouted, and grabbed Danny's hand - Come here, sweetie, your mom and dad are waiting for you...

And sure enough, when Soos, Dipper and Ford peeked from the secret door behind the soda machine, they spotted Danny in arms of his mother. She was tall, wore plad jacket, and had blonde hair. His father had red ones, and was distinctively not like Dipper at all, with a rather big nose and beard.

- I'm- I'm so sorry - Melody apologised - We're, uh, we're remodelling the, the basement, and he must have walked downstairs. Please, take anything from the gift section as a compensation. - No problem, ma'am. - the woman replied - As long as our lil' Danny is safe, we're fine. - Mommy! There is a secret lab downstairs! And a scientist that makes experiments! - Really? - his father smiled - You'll tell us all about it when we drive home...

Melody walked the couple to the exit, and stayed by the door, making sure they were far away, before she turned on the spot and stormed to the three men, now all wearing guilty expressions on their faces.

- Can anyone tell me what the hell was that about?

Dipper and Soos explained briefly what lead to them to the discovery of Dipper's "son", and with each line, the two realised they might have jumped to the conclusions a bit quickly.  

- For the love of... - Melody hid her face in hands - Soos, if you find a child in a forest, YOU DON'T ASSUME IT'S A TIME TRAVELLER! YOU BRING IT TO THE NEAREST ADULT! AND NO, YOU DON'T COUNT!

She looked at Dipper.

- You're glad Wendy has a day off, or I would have told her all of that right now, and ruin any chances of you two ever hooking up. And you, Ford!

Ford flinched when his name was uttered.

- You, out off all people here, fell for that?! - Well, the evidence was there. - he scratched his head - He did look like Dipper's and Wendy's child... - And he had no phone! - Soos added. - Because he spent 300 bucks on microtransactions - Melody replied - He won't be playing the "Sweets Squash Saga" anytime soon... - But the hat! - Yes, bought here.

Melody showed the rack with t-shirts and caps, where one was missing.

- But... - Dipper asked - Then why was he in that glade? - He was taking a pee. Unheard of, I know.

The three men exchanged guilty looks with one another.

- Has neither of you thought to, you know, ASK him?!

She let out another, deep sigh and sat on her chair.

- Listen, the attractions in the parking lot needs cleaning. I want to see them shining by the dinnertime. And no science-y do-dads! - she addressed Ford - Just water and soap. - Hey, on the bright side, I can still use plastic straws and not feel guilty! - Soos cheered up as they walked out.

Melody leaned in her chair, glad the parents didn't want to press any charges, and for once, hoped for a customer-less afternoon. A minute later, however, the door behind her opened though, and Melody turned towards it.

- Oh, Wendy, I'm glad you came, you're not going to believe what hap-

But the woman in the back entrance wasn't Wendy, though Melody had to rub her eyes to make sure she was right. She was wearing large, round glasses, green jacket, a somewhat singed backpack, and had long, red hair, tied into a ponytail, which at first made Melody mistake her for her friend. She was panting and gasping, as if she has just run a marathon.

- Oh, apologies, ma'am. I though you were another shopgirl. - Wendy? - the woman asked, her eyes widening at the sound of the name. - Yeah, she was supposed to have a day off. Anyway, the customers entrance is there - she pointed to the other set of doors.  

But when Melody turned her head back, the woman was gone, as if she evaporated into thin air, leaving Melody in a state of even deeper confusion.

Ten feet below the ground, Ford's scanner made another noise and printed an output.  

[nautiscarader]

Wendip Week 2019 day 1: This is fun what you two have

(Ao3)

Rated G

- This is fun, what you two have.

Wendy giggled, scratching the neck of one of the chinchillaxes, though she let go of it pretty quickly, so it can return to its friend. She leaned back on the log and watched the two extraordinary rodents play pranks on each other in the glade, while she and Dipper took turns taking chips from the bag. Wendy wasn't aware these animals lived in the near vicinity of her house, until two decided to move in. The two curious animals exhibited great interest in unhealthy snacks and in moving pictures featuring much bigger mammals.

It was Dipper, who suggested they might not be ordinary members of their species, and, unsurprisingly, he was right. Buried deep in Ford's notes, he found a passage about them, though from the description it seemed times have changed for them as well, and chinchillaxes were no longer gathering on meadows to make concerts and consume various illegal substances to promote peace and love.

- I wonder how long will they stay here, though. - Dipper asked under his breath, though Wendy heard him nonetheless. - What do you mean? - It's just... It sucks that things can't always last forever.

He absent-mindedly kicked a small twig, careful not to disturb their furry friends.

- Like, Summers, you know. Every time you start having fun it's always already over! A-And look at these two. They were once together, and then some jerk has trapped Johnathan and separated it from Princess Awesome! - Well, yeah, it does suck... - Wendy began - But hey, at least they are together now. And who knows, maybe they won't get separated ever again!

She paused and stared into the depth of the woods surrounding them.

- I know how you feel, man, I still don't know how am I going to do in college. Never been to the big city. - You'll be great! - Dipper interjected at once, hearing the melancholy in her voice - There-There is nothing you can't do... But you know, if you find problems with something, you can always call me... or Mabel.   - Heh, that's true.

Wendy took off her hat and waved it to cool herself off.

- Maybe we'll even be able to meet ore often? It's closer to California. - I... I suppose so...

Dipper's face brightened as he saw a smile drawing on Wendy's face, while the strands of her hair were caressed by the warm wind. He opened his lips, about to say something, but his moment of tranquillity was interrupted by a sudden giggling.

- Aww, look at these two! - Mabel cheered as she emerged from behind the log - They are finally together, despite all the odds, love can conquer anything! - Uh, yeah I guess. - Wendy shared surprised looks with Dipper - Those chinchillaxes do look happy.

She pointed to the two rodents, who were currently using squished raspberries to draw graffiti on the nearby old oak, much to the dismay of elderly squirrels. Mabel looked pitifully both at Wendy and Dipper, still wearing the same, slightly confused expressions, and sighed deeply. She grabbed Waddles and walked away from the glade, muttering under her breath.

- Come on, Waddles, let the two figure it out on their own.

[wendip-week]

by BillEase

I do not own the show GRAVITY FALLS or any of the characters; both are the property of the Walt Disney Company and of Alex Hirsch. I make no money from these stories but write just for fun and in the hope that other fans enjoy reading them. I will ask, please, do not copy my stories elsewhere on the Internet. I work hard on these, and they mean a lot to me. Thank you. This is not in my normal Gravity Falls continuity, but is a story written for Wendip Week 2019 from Prompt 2: "Why are you wearing my clothes?" Don't Have a Fit By William Easley 1 "Dipper," Wendy said in a soft voice, "I want you to take off my shirt." Blushing a bright red, Dipper said humbly, "Yes, Wendy." His fingers fumbled at the buttons. The garment dropped to the floor. Wendy smiled. "Nice. Now take off my jeans." "Are—are you sure?" "Dude, I want you to do it!" And so he reached for the zipper. 2 This had all started that morning when Dipper leaped out of the bathtub and banged his head on the

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[wendip-week]

And thus, Wendip Week 2019 comes to an end!

Once again, it was our pleasure to gather those, who cherish our favourite couple, and see how they fall in love with each other again and again.

We hope you will join us next year! Remember, only you and your works can keep our favourite ship afloat. 

And remember, though the week is over, we still accept late works! The more Wendip, the merrier :)

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[fereality-indy]

Disney Fireworks

@sizzlingpenguincollector - Here’s a Fluff Drabble challenge: Kim and Ron are at Disneyland viewing the fireworks.

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One of the best days in my life all started with a science competition. During my sophomore year at college, the tweebs had entered an experimental bio-fuel and surprisingly it all went well. They ended up going to and winning the regional competition. The prize had been a trip for their family to California and Disneyland. Ron had been psyched to go until he was told that the prize was only for the Possibles. But then Wade was able to call in a favor (he had done some programing for the theme park's security) and got Ron and Hana tickets to the park.

The day went great. We all stayed together for part of the day and rode some rides. Then Dad took the tweebs to check out Tomorrowland & the Star Wars experience. Mom volunteered to take Hana to see some of the Princesses. That left Ron and I to have some time to ourselves. We went to the Gibson Girl Parlor and had some ice-cream and then off to Splash Mountain. We spent most of the rest of the time just enjoying each other's company.

At around 8:30 we all gathered on Main Street to see the fireworks. We had just got settled when I heard the familiar beep from my Kimmunicator.

"What's the sitch, Wade?" I said as I pulled it out of my pocket.

"How's Rufus doing?" Ran asked almost as soon as I was done.

"Oh no sitch Kim, I just wanted to watch the fireworks with you guys." Wade said from the other side of the screen. He had a container of popcorn beside him and looked like he was ready for a show. Rufus came into the screen as he added, "And he's doing fine Ron."

"Hi-yo." Rufus squeaked.

I propped the Kimmunicator on the table we were at so that they could see and relaxed. As I turned back towards Ron I saw a barely noticeable nod between him and my dad, but dismissed it. The fireworks were just about ready to start when Ron accidentally knocked the Kimmunicator off the table. Everyone seemed to scramble for it, when dad yelled that he caught it. I was just settling back down when I realized Ron hadn't got back up yet. Turning towards him I was in shock. He was down on bended knee. OMG. He was on BENDED KNEE.

"Kim, you have been my best friend ever since that fateful day in pre-k. Hey that rhymed." Ron said with one of his trademarked grins. Shaking his head he said, "Ok, Ron focus. Where was I, oh yeah. We've ben friends since pre-k and in that time we've been through think and thin. And we've always had each other's backs and been partners. Heck we stopped the end of the world at least once. I've talked it over with your dad and he has decided to not send me to the moon for this. What I'm trying to ask is this. Kimberly Anne Possible, would you marry me and always be my partner."

I was stunned. Taking a breath to calm myself, I looked around. And even though the fireworks had started, our whole group was looking at me. And they didn't seem one bit surprised. They knew he was going to do this here. And it felt as I had taken too long to answer. So I did.

Throwing my arms around Ron's neck I gave him a kiss, "Of course I will Ron."

The rest of the family piled on us in one big group hug. With all of the congratulations and what not going on, we missed the fireworks. But I don't care. I will never forget that trip.

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Now I normally don’t do randomly submitted prompts, but I’m trying to get out of a writer’s funk and get ready for Wendip Week 2019.

I hope everyone likes this. It is really only my second time writing for Kim Possible. Have a good day everyone. 

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