#welp now i gotta go kill some kids that dont when know who i am and the acc people who bullied me are all grown up and moved on!!
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midiosaamor · 2 months ago
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got a school shooting warning now my dads picking me up and hes?? mad?? because my little brother thought we were gonna get shot up and was scared?? this is so stupid what the fuck
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protecc-draal · 3 years ago
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liveblog from halfway point of the movie
cw strong language
rott liveblog
again I start putting things down halfway done but anyway
ive decided that blinky was charlie’s ex
aja is easily the alpha of the entire group her back is hurting from carrying everyone
FUCK HIM UP AJA
why does skrael look so stylish what
OHHH SHIT NOMURA
F U C K SHE DEAD
atleast she and draal can be reunited
OH COME ON STRICKLER YOU DRAMATIC ASS, WHAT HAPPENED TO BEST MAN MY ASS
this isnt as emotional as I thought it would be
strickler: explodes
skrael: oh no! anyway
that was so unecessary there was no point in that death, it was just an excuse to kill him off
strickler was so damn useless in this movie?? they really did him wrong holy shit this movie sucks so far
at least nomura’s death made poetic sense, but what for reason to kill off both of jim’s father figures?? what kind of fucked up theme does that give off
if they kill off blinky, then I dont know what the point of the movie is LMAO this is some kind of fucked up joke or smn
and sk the government keeps interfering into shit they cannot handle
BELLROC
HI THEY
HIII THEEYYYYYY
HOLY FUCK THEY LOOK SO DECADENTTTT
SKRAEL CAN FUCK OFF I DONT CARE IF BELLROC KILLS OFF BLINKY
varvatos: I am gun robot
bellroc: tf
im calling it now varvatos is gonna be another useless death, what did I expect from tales of arcadia
but this music FUCKS its amazing
oh yeah, its all coming together, one death per demigod
ok, hes alright
OH SHIT BLOOD, that burn looks awful
I have a strong feeling charlie will die because of how hes helping them, rott really said that dads dont have rights
ok douxie good job now just do that with bell and skrael
FUCK HIM UP NARI
why does skrael sound like a damn rat
oh shit naris about to go apeshit
damn they rlly kilt each other
yall werent joking when you said there was going to be a lot of death
I was expecting jim to pull excalibur as predictable it was, but I hope claire or toby. ANYONE but steve oh my god
I STILL cannot get over this fucking steve childbirth sideplot, what the FUCK were they thinking. anyway im convinced that aja and eli came to some sort of agreement pertaining their relationship with steve im not taking criticism
man rott is such a well put together fan animation am I right?? 😍😍😍 not canon at all
honestly the “her perch” comment sounds like a one off thing but not my spot to tell
“my virgin eyes” is absolutely NOT something I thought id hear in this movie
oh damn hi bellroc h-hi there 😳👉👈
jim bellroc will split your ass clean in half your little blade aint shit
oh shit toby redeem?? pog????????
man I wish that bellroc would monologue over MY dying body
jim you aint shit fight white boy fight
holy fucking shit its so late at night bellroc is looking like a whole ass meal in this movie you dont understand how im feeling rn
oh for fucks sake of course the amulet ends up being the god killing fix it all
try your best bb bellroc im with you till the end
alright I gotta admit, jim grabbing bell was some hotboy shit
you scored one on that
welp goodbye bellroc you had the most badass death of all your peers. let’s see, elsa frozen statue? mr stark I dont feel so good? no, explode into a blast of lava. bravo. chef kiss.
im so surprised that blinky didnt die????? all of us were like blinkys gonna die
ELI JR ive decided they’re poly there is NOTHING thats going to stop me
can I just say that steve’s fucked up hair is giving me life he should have that hair more often
oh fuck toby
OH FUCK TOBY
OHHHHHH FUCK TOBY
RIGHT AFTER YOU REDEEMED YOURSELF BOYYYYYYY
HOLY SHIT
BE A GAG FOR ONC
BE A JOKE FOR ONCE COME ON
FAKE YOUR DEATH PLEASE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE
hesus christ none of us were fucking prepared for these deaths oh my GOD
I shoudve expected this when trollhunters literally ended with troll jim
holy fucking sjit
are you kidding me
are you kidding me
come on you funky green sphere
go ahead revive strickler :) ill wait
theres 13 minutes left in the movie come on you got this jim
alright fic writers get started in thise time loop aus where jim watches his friends die over and over again
I find it funny that we all said that blinky would die but everyone BUT blinky died lmao
hang on, is he going back fr? damn fr??
are you kidding me
*boxman voice* here we go again
TOBY of course this was going to work
STRICKLERRRRRRR IM CRYIN CAT EYES
this is exactly like thise time travel fix it aus but canon
WAIT ANGOR ROT AND DRAAL ARE ALIVE IN THIS NOW AHHH WE WIN WE WINNNNNNNN MOVIES OVER EVERYONE
BEST MOVIE EVER
toby trollhunter pog???? TOBY TROLLHUNTER POG??????????? HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK THIS IS HAPPENING MVP YOU ENDED UP BEING USEFUL AFTER ALL
FANTASTIC WONDERFUL EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED HAPPENED FUCK YOU
wait please tell me that the timeline jim left didnt get magically erase like the deaths suck but I lowkey want to keep the steliaja ot3 ngl it’s very big brain
anyway im just a shallow casual toa fan who doesnt have the energy to go into deep analysis or criticism, my mind is literally so tired it’s like 4 am and the only thing I can process atm is time travel fix it fic but its canon and my fried brain thinks the movie’s pretty good for now
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lexiy-dreyar · 5 years ago
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Mehcanics birthday
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charaters: lucy heartfelia, natsu dragneel, xarana,lexiy,star and amaniz drayer, nkita monos and ???, void, chara, gem, frosghen,
Monos walking through the halls of the house when he walked by a calendar he noticed the words may on the top"hmmm.." He looked down at the marker "oh it may second ehehe my birthday is tomorrow!!" He cheers looking back at the calendar to see may 3 marked in stars handwriting he smiles "she remembered" he smiles looking down to see amaniz and nkita marked in may "oh amanizs birthday is 2 days after…." He looks down remembering his cousin "hmm uncle Monos are you ok?" Amaniz asked "huh yeah just remembering somethings...how about you" he chuckles petting the young girls head "your gonna be 6 in a few days…..well technically 16 you excited?" He smiles as her "yeah I guess so…..do you think moms ok?" She fiddled with her hands "yeah her and void woke up and are safe in the hospital your mom will be discharged tomorrow and void will be discharged 3 days be your birthday" he crouched down to match her hight "...and aunty star" she mumbled " well….. Were not sure yet she hasn't woken up yet but im sure shell be awake in time for nkitas birthday" he smiles standing up "now come on its getting late you have some training to do" he picks up the slightly dozing of girl "hmm"
-the next day-
Amaniz and nkita made their way to the hospital"hmmm.." Amaniz fiddled with her hands "hmm is something wrong?" Nkita asked looking down at his side, she shook her head no before slowly holding his hand "hey un-no big brother do you think uncle void will remember me" she asked softly "yeah im sure he wouldn't stop asking about you" he softly squeezed her hand "ama...i know you were scared...you dint have to act tough anymore... you're not like that dont be like your mother be you..ok?" He asked, hearing sniffling coming from her, he sighed softly picking her up "i-im not a kid" she sniffles. The bluentte shook his head no "but your still a child...you were aged up 10 years so you couldn't naturally change...thus your emotions were increased drastically to where you couldn't even control a small bit so dont worry about it ok?" He softly kisses her temple "hmm thank you big brother" she smiled softly "your welcome" he mumbled as they entered the hospital doors and headed up to the 4 floor
-one elevator ride later- 
"Here room 409" amaniz pointed as she was let down "hmm let's see if they're awake" nkita whispered gently knocking in the door "hello?" The two peaked in seeing lex staring out the window with a blank face void rambling to himself and star still under intensive care " mama!" Amaniz cried running over to lex tightly hugging her, crying into her chest "you're ok..' sniff' and your awake" she cried feeling a pair of arms wrap around her "hey there kiddo" lexiy whispered softly pulling her child into the bed leaning back slightly so they were both comfortable "aww that's so cute" void chuckled as he sat up "so babe what's up with you" void winked at nkita making the blue boy blush "iv told you to stop calling me that" nkita grumbled embarrassed "what oh come on you've gotta be kidding your my catch and im yours end of the discussion" void pouts acting like the little kid he is. Nkita shook his head in disappointment before hearing the room door open again "yo!" He heard the voice of his brother "oh hey Monos ho-" "There's the birthday boy!!" Void interrupted nkita "eh eh thanks dude" "no problem bro" the two laughed. 
Monos looked over to star his eyebrows burrowed seeing the wires and needless in her hurt him "hey there starshine how are you, sweetie?" He gently touched her cheek "I know you can here me and I'll be waiting for you ya know" he blushed slightly when her head tilted onto his hand. He smiled seeing a small smile on her face softly kissing her forehead "best present ever" he smiles "creep" nkita jabbed in "As if you have room to talk" Monos glared at his younger brother" are we getting me out of here or what" lex groaned "mom you still se-" "mom?!! No more mama?" Lexiy teared up "what did you do to my baby girl!" Lexiy cried hugging amaniz tighter crying crocodile tears "u-um I did nothing…" nkita void and Monos sweatdropped "nothing happened mom I just grew out of mama its kinda babyis-" the young wizard was interrupted by her wallowing mother "WHHHAAA" she cried making her daughter laugh at her antics "eh eh there we go..i missed your cute little giggles " lexiy smiled happily crushing her child "ack-..mom….cant….breaaathhh"  the brunette struggled her face slowly turning blue "ahh sorry!!" She let go "what no fair wanna go too" void pouted "sorry but your not quite healed yet for you to be up and drinking" nkita chuckled "fine baby you better bring me back cake" void snuggled into his blanket slowly passing out.
-meanwhile-
Xarna walked down the dark hallways "miss I'll be going now" she bowed "xarna...you remember your mission correct after all you do still want that happily ever after right" she could hear the voice smirk "y-yes I do" she stutters "good 433, gem frosghen go with her and send my happy birthday" the voiced ordered"yes ma'am" the cheery voice of the purple-head cheered "oh god gem stop doing that voice!" The pink frog groaned "oh shut it frosghen!" Gem pouted "we should get moving" 433 suggested as the 4 went on there way.
-scene skip-
"Ughhh can I open my eyes now?!" Monos groaned "nope keep them on bro!" Nkita chuckled as silence took over, only the wheels of the wheelchair could be heard "am I moving to slow mom?" Amaniz asked looking down at her mother as she pushed her around "im quite fine its ok amaniz" lexiy smiled "I hope to god there done by the time we get there" nkita grumbled "it's not to far see its right in front of us" amaniz pointed out "ok cool what is it?" Monos groaned "yoouuuullll see" nkita smirked evilly "creep" "oh shut it!!"
Nkita slowly opened the door and slowly left Monos' side "ehh kiki where are you...dont tell your planning on killing me now" he heard some heald in laughter before taking off his blindfold "SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONOS!" his friends cheered "aww you guys I thought I side no big party" he chuckled "as if we would go small" lucy smiled "now lets party!!!" Natsu cheered "yeah!!!" The guild said in unison,
They all laughed, and yelled and parted into the night
The party was slowly starting to die down. Monos went outside for a little fresh air "ahh man thises guys are the best" he chuckled taking a sip of his drink "are you having fun? Big cousin?" A voice asked him "huh whos there?!" He looked around "aww that's cold" the voice whined he continued to look around the frowned...but soon recognized the voice "no way...how your dead" he muttered softly "well I was...but I have been reborn... I will make you pay for what you and cousin nkita did to me! I thought you loved me!!" The voice cried "we do and we regret what we did but it was the only way to save you im sorry" he teared "if you want I'll make you a new body one so realistic no one's notice!!" He cried "we really miss you" he dried his tears "hmmmm no I already have a new body and they're oh so nice to have me in them I will get my revenge you've earned my mercy for now...but she hasn't she will pay for her sins" the voice grew demonic "but iv seem to overstayed my welcome ill see you both soon the game is on~" the voice faltered. Monis looks down at his drink "I hope to god im just tripping the 500-year war is not something that should happen again...ughhhh there goes my party mood...welp time to get dru-eh" he froze seeing a slightly levied chara " so she wishes to kill me as I did her huh...alright then" "chara please dont the last thing we need is all hell to break loose!" Monos warned her "just a few more people Monos-dear then we'll see the time if fate is nit something I can control….but I can ruin it now go enjoy your birthday" she smirked as she disappeared into snow like dust……."good god I need to get drunk" Monos sighed as he heads back in.
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thelapismoon · 7 years ago
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MCSM S2 E4 Commentary
Wow I have forgotten what this episode even was about. *whispers* I actually never finished watching a playthrough so I guess I'll see some knew stuff. Heh. I'm scared. I managed to get changed, get my food, update my tumblr, and this thing is only 55% complete. HOW LONG IS THIS EPISODE? 
Quite funny that I've already said this much stuff and the episode hasn't even completed downloading. I wonder who actually ever reads this? Sorry about not writing my commentary for the last episode. I just didn't want to stop the episode every three seconds to write. Speaking of that, I might just paused every ten minutes to write. Huh. Thank god it's at 83%. I'm worried. This soundtrack, oml. It's finally done downloading. See you on the other side. Is Radar the narrator now? Admin, Admin, let me like you. I want more Warden interactions. Oh look at this awful frame rate- that's my fault Wait I forgot that I gave in and became a guard. Nurm, I love you. Warden didn't deserve to die. This lighting tho. 10/10. Radar, if you're trying to make me feel bad, it's not working. Nurmie-hurmie, I could never leave you behind, dear. Please don't hurt Xara, telltale. That facial expression. NGHHH FEELS. *singing* Holy shiet. Radar you better be careful because I won't hesitate. Nurm can I hug you? I feel like if that was actual minecraft logic, that jump would've killed us. ITS H I M I love this music, reminds me of some old western but.. dorky. Baby zombie. Tag urself, I'm Xara. NURM. Don't cry.. Let me wipe the tears away, you poor soul. Nghh Jack and Nurm are a perfect couple. If something happens to EITHER of them, I'm gonna throw some hands. You sure that isn't just a carpet..? I haven't played minecraft in like three years so.. Poor Xara. Wtf is wrong with you guys?! Um... NO I DO CARE!! Can I lay down next to you? Well.. Bye? OH NO I SUCK AT FIGHTING. Oh my gosh, this is the first time I survived in one try. Yees. R A D A R. I swear to Persson... Hm. NGHHHH I'm only going to do this because if I don't, Nurm is gonna cry. And I refuse to let. Nurm. Cry. Argh. You're all ungrateful swines. Who is that? Hm. I want to draw her. OH shoot my iPad is at 5% power. "1 night in Fred's house"? That sounds extremely CONVENIENT. Hello, Binta. You look... Nice. *cough* Everyone here seems.. Off. Oh hi Kent. Bye Kent. Gonna just... Slowly walk away. Lapis blue..? *cackles because you must know by now* Wow, good job, Jesse. You just ruined the moment. Can't wait for that to be a running gag no one will stop talking about for two weeks. *sigh* I can't stop thinking about Star Wars right now... Ngh.. F o c u s. Wow I'm actually really proud of this. Oh look, I won. Well now I feel bad. Me and my darn feelings.. WAIT THEY WERE PRETTY CAN I- Argh. I don't like these people. <<nothing much until the Ivor fight because there wasn't much to say>> Doodle doodle doo everything is nice and calm POTION. NGHHHH!!! Oh shiet I don't have a sword. I have a feeling I know who it is <<well of course I do>> Welp, honey, If you gotta kill me, at least I'll know my favorite character of all time did it to me. Hope this stains your conscious, Ivor. Ivor, my love, you're back! <<me the first time I saw him, YES. OH MY GOD. YES. YES!!! HES BACK! HES BACK! ARGHHHH! HES BACK! AHAAAA!>> My sweet alchemist, let me hug you on behalf of my friend and just because I love you so very much. I totally wasn't writing fanfiction about you two hours ago :,)) AGHHH. Ivor, can I just hug you for the rest of eternity? Oh my god I think I'm going to start crying. He looks... Slightly off... CAN YOU HEAR THAT? THOSE CHORDS!!! Those are IVOR'S theme. ACK I love him. Oh wait yeh, ninja, I have questions... Shiet, Ivor. You punched a forest worth of trees? Add that to my scar-headcanon-list. I can't believe they made Ivor the karate kid When his voice gets really deep and husky oh my lord... You know who I'm thinking of.. *looks at you Zoe* Can I hug you? Sweet old man I love you. Harper? Where IS Harper? *hack* where is Soren also? Mmmmm I'm getting all these good vibes now I gotta drop some stuff in the Ivor askbox once I'm done. Darn I wanted the old order to come back :( If Ivor.. shows some type of question of authority towards the admin... Oh my.. "Disappear", hm? Wait.. Okay Ivor's voice ;v; What if Ivor actually killed Jesse? I'd like to read a fic about THAT. Ivor is whispering, I can hug him, he's being witty! everything I could ever want is happening. Ivor's voice lines are my Christmas present. I love you, Ivor. Oh my gosh he looks so short next to Petra. NO DONT GO. Actually. Wait. DO go, If the admin suspects anything of you or even dares to TOUCH you, I will lose my god dang  m i n d Ivor Ivor Ivor. Farewell, my beloved... Okay I'm sorry you all had to see that. I thought I had hallucinated ninja Ivor at first tbh. Well now what? I don't even really wanna play after that.. Argh, I gotta finish this or else I won't be able to play the new episode tomorrow. Stay strong, Lapis. Weren't these two people based off of the great British baking show hosts? I love that show. And now I'm craving cake. Ugh I don't wanna fight in there, don't you know that I suck at fighting? Argh. I wanna read some fic now. Horrifying, hm? I know exactly what I'm gonna do... Okay well that was definitely PG-13 We're gonna forget that ever happened. Heh. *coughs* Hmm.. I'm gonna choose "please don't hit me". RADAR! PUT A SHIRT ON! You're a CHild! Well I just deleted all of the commentary after this so.. *insert distant screeching* Ooo Radar's feet I feel mildly bad about that.. LEVEL SIX HUNDRED?! Boy I don't have TIME for that! Wait WHAT?! Sweet J E S U S. AAA WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!! *panicked screaming* Aaaaaand now I'm dead. Darn. Okay... Oh my gosh that golemn death scene! I smell some foreshadowing.. Romeo.. Death by water? I should keep my mouth shut. That was sick, man. There's MORE?! That's it, I want this to END. Wow that attention to detail.. Me and my darn Romeo-loving-heart. There has to be SOME type of redemption. They could do so much with him... Tbh my friends think I'm crazy because of how I like Romeo but ARGH I like villains, okay?! "Just kids" just started playing INSIDE THE CABIN and now I wanna flip onto Romeo's bed and cry. NGHHH MY FEELS!!!!!!!!!! The music just synced up perfectly. *sigh* I relate to Petra too much.. I want to burst out crying now, this hit too close to home! Petra has never been my favorite character but I can relate to her on a spiritual level. Man I came to have a good time and now I'm feeling personally attacked. AND THIS SAD MUSIC ISN'T HELPING Potato451? Hmm Potato backwards is Otatop. Top? Ota.. Obsidian? Top? The top? Top of the world? The sky? I'm probably taking this way too outta context. OUCH. ma feels. ... Just kids. IS SHE CRYING?! OH MY GOD CAN I ALSO CRY???? Wait this is changing my story? Oh god what have I done? <<later>> Hello, Xara, darling. What exactly did she "repair"? Have a bed, forget my hypocrisy. Wait.. where did she go? FIGHTING argh. Wow I'm alive. Hey Jack. Oh yeh I was gonna go back and save his eye. ..can I do that? I hope that wouldn't corrupt my save file. Okay.. Oh no radar or Fred's people? Radar... I'll see you on the other side. I have a bad feeling about leaving him. But it's his time to shine, and I won't take it from him. The order's temple.. WHO DARES GIVE ME THESE F E E L S?! Nurm just jumped into Jack's arms, everything is going swell- *sees Beacontown* Oh fuuuuu WAIT NO DONT YOU DARE CUT OFF RIGHT NOW!!! Oh my gosh it's Jack's lament. 50% 50% on the scavenger deal, hm. 51% won? That contest was easy. 32% promised to stay with Petra 50% on giving Xara her bed 51% took Fred's friends MMM JACK YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE. I listen to that song everyday. LUKAS NOOOOOOO N O NOPE NOOOOOOOOOO LUKASSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHGHHHHHHG I'm lucky that the next episode comes out in 22 hours, wow I'm late. Toodle loo until tomorrow, dears!
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rapmoniepapi · 7 years ago
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Runaway
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Caution: The first half of this is a bit gory and bloody... Death whoops
Summary:  You’re friends with a group of trouble makers, ‘junkies’ as the town calls you. but one day, it gets all too much.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9
You hummed a yes and nodded. 
"Well not a big surprised to see you here, y/m/n and y/d/n. I didn't know you guys had a daughter. Or any kid for that matter. Did you guys really keep her in a dungeon while you were at my parents house letting me and Jiheun get abused? DID YOU REALLY SIT BACK AND CHILL AS YOU LET US BE HURT BY STRANGERS KNOWING DAMN WELL YOU HAD A KID OF YOUR OWN?! YOU DIDNT EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO GO FIND HER! YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELVES AND YOUR DAMN DRUGS! YOU TWO ARE JUST LIKE MY PARENTS! SELF-ABSORBED LUNATICS WHO HAVE NO CONSCIENCE! YOU! TWO! DESERVE NOTHING!" Yoongi took steps with every word he said and once he was about a foot away he lunged at your good for nothing dad with a pocket knife. Everyone watched as your dad tried fighting back but Yoongi kept throwing punches. After two hits to the face his eye began to swell along with his lip after a couple more. There was a gauging cut on your dads cheek showing his teeth through his closed mouth with bits of skin hanging from Yoongis rings. A couple more punches led to your fathers nose snapping and crunching, hanging crookedly. 
"Please stop. Stop!" He begged.
"YOU NEVER LEARN YOUR LESSON DO YOU?! KEEP YOUR DIRTY SHIT MOUTH SHUT! YOU DONT DESERVE TO SPEAK! YOU DONT DESERVE ANY FUCKING THING AND YOU NEVER FUCKING DID! YOURE WORTHLESS PIECE OF HORSE SHIT! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU! HATES YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!" Yoongi got off your father and started kicking him in the gut. Grunts and groans were all you could hear. 
Your mother tried to jump in and help but Jiyoung grabbed her and through her back. She hit her head against a rock and bled out. You screamed as you saw the blood oozing out. Hoseok turned you away and cradled your head in his chest. "Welp, she didn't put much of a fight." Jiyoung chuckled as he poked at her lifeless shoulder. "Okay but can you come and help me!? This fucker won't fucking die!" Yoongi yelled out, struggling with your father. He only got one stab at him before the punches and kicks and quickly lost the knife when your dad tried pulling him off. "I'm charging extra is all I'm saying." Jiyoung walked over to Yoongi and your dad. He spitefully took his knife to your dads neck and ran it from one side of his neck to the other. 
"Ahhh fuck! It squirted on me!" Yoongi yelped in disgust as he looked down at his blood-drenched shirt. 
“You needed help bud, I gave you it. You're welcome... now what're you guys gonna do with the bodies?" Jiyoung turned to the group and asked. They all had their eyes on the bodies then shifted them to Jiyoung. 
"You guys?! You and yoongi are the ones who decided to make a show? I thought you were done with this Jiyoung?! Do you wanna go back to jail?!" Jin scolded him.
"Why're you nagging me? I just helped out. I think I've earned a thank you for I am a hero." Jiyoung turned his head dramatically as if he were actually waiting for the thank you. 
"You haven't changed a bit." Yoongi laughed and took his shirt off.
"Hey are you okay?" Hoseok whispered to you, his grip becoming looser. You nodded in response and pushed him off of you to walk back to the truck. You came back with one of the tees you had stolen.
"So much for selling these." You threw it at Yoongi. 
"So the ex-daughter speaks I see." Jiyoung turned to you and grinned, "What're you doing out here with a group of big bad *cough* stupid *cough* men?" 
Jin spoke up before you said anything, "Yaaah! Are we gonna have a tea party or are we gonna hide the bodies!? We don't need to be criminals for two crimes now!" He pointed to Jungkook, "You! Help me carry him. Joon and Yoongi, you guys carry her. Jimin be look out. Hobi, don't let Y/n out of your sight."
"I'm not gonna flee anywhere?" You said to him confused as you watched them carry your parents to a nearby forest.
"Then keep eachother company. Hobi gets queasy at the site of blood and these are your parents. I'm not letting you see them like this."
"Better like this then before." You mumbled, crossing your arms. 
"What're you doing with them?" Jiyoung asked.
"Burying them or something. I don't know. I'll let the wolves feast. I can't have this on their permanent records. Mine included." Jin answered, "Ooof okay, now that we moved them over here I guess we could just cover them with shit?"
Everybody went on to picking up leaves and branches to cover the bodies. "This looks stupid." You told Jin. "We need to bury them."
"Do you know how long that would take?" Jin told you as he wiped the sweat off of his forehead.
"Well I have some shovels in my trunk if you need them." Jiyoung spoke up.
"I- What? W-why didn't you say anything before?!" Jin sighed. "I wanted to see how this unraveled. Anyway I'll go get them. Come help me Yoongs." 
"Yoongi." He corrected.
"Whatever you say my boy." He laughed and went to where his vehicle was. Once they came back, everyone helped out on digging the holes and layering the leaves and branches from before on to the newly covered graves. "Well now that that's settled, here's your weed." Jiyoung passed each sandwich sized bags, containing about 5 grams each, to everyone. "That'll be 350 dollars please." He stuck his hand out. 
"What about the discount?" Jin asked. 
"I deadass just helped you kill and hide not 1 BUT 2 bodies. I deserve full pay after that."
"I'm not even gonna fight. I'm too tired and exhausted and I'm letting one of you guys drive." Jin went back to the truck and grabbed a backpack containing cash. "Hoseok can you drive?" 
"To where? You know what, nevermind." He nonchalantly shrugged his shoulders.
"This whole groups a mess." You turned away from the boys, crossed your arms and marched to the truck.
"Uh oh princess is mad. I guess we gotta go now." Namjoon chuckled.
"What'd you do to her Joon?" Jin asked. 
"What?! Nothing! Why'd you assume it was me she's mad at?" He crossed his arms. 
"Did you get a boner for her again?" Jimin joked. 
"Wait you got a boner for her?" Jiyoung asked and started laughing. 
"No! Ughhh I'm leaving." Namjoon crossed his arms and marched to the truck too.
“And now we have two whiny babies. We should really be going." Jin said to Jiyoung.
"It was good seeing you. And you, Yoongi." 
"You too." He nodded his head towards him and walked away. 
You sat in the back of the truck along with Jin, Namjoon and Jungkook while Jimin, Yoongi and Hoseok, being the driver, were in the front. "You okay baby?" Jin asked. 
"I don't get why you guys didn't let me see. It's not like I cared for them." 
"But we care for you princess. I'm sorry, okay? Next time I'll let you see full on bloody bodies okay?" He hit you playfully on the shoulder making you both chuckled. 
"Fine." You said as you let him lay his arm on your shoulder and bring you in to let you lay on his chest. 
"Today's been crazy. Get some rest." He kissed the top of your head and you both drifted off to sleep in the matter of a few seconds. 
"Jin. Jiiiiiiiiiin. JIN!" You heard Hoseok call out. 
"Whaaaaaat?" Jin whined sleepily. "Wait, where are we?" 
"At Ambers club and I know we shouldn't be here but we all need rest and I thought she could help us out. I'm sure she'll let us hide here." He got off the truck, "Just wait here, I'll see if she's in." 
"I'll come with you! She likes me more than any of you guys." You pushed Jin towards Namjoon and jumped off the truck. You propped your hoodie up, gesturing to Hoseok to do the same as you followed him. He tried opening the door but it wouldn't budge so after a few minutes of knocking Amber finally peeked her head out. 
"Oh its you guys." She said in surprise, leaning against the door frame,"What's up?" 
"Well you see, we're in a bit of a funk and we kind of need to hide out for a couple of hours..." you said as kindly as possible. You and Hoseok both turned to each other then back to Amber with the biggest grins you could both pull off.
 "Okay okay! Just stop smiling so much, weirdos." She laughed, "Wait here, I don't have much going on right now so y'all can just chill at my place." She went inside to grab her keys and came back out, "Alright follow me!" 
Ambers place was a small quaint apartment consisting of two rooms, a living room connecting to a kitchen with an island separating the two and two bathrooms. The first thing you did when you entered was sit on the edge of one of the couches with your legs crossed. Jin sitting next to you and the boys following except Namjoon and Jimin sat sloppily with their legs hanging over the couch arms. "Thank you so much Amber. We really appreciate this." Jin said politely expressing his gratitude. 
"Ah it's no problem. I can only stay a while though because of the club. You guys are welcome to come." She offered.
"You know what, that's probably a bad idea because of the fight and all. I guess it pays being this pretty, right?" You flipped your hair and laughed. 
"Says you." Namjoon sighed making you scrunch your face and stick your tongue out at him. Amber only laughed and asked if we wanted to go have a meal to which you all agreed. 
At the restaurant, you talked about what activities you guys should do that night and all approved to just a calming drink or two with movies. Amber helped you all by taking you to the supermarket and gathering all the movie night necessities. In return, you asked her to also grab snacks as well as whatever else she wanted and bought them for her. By the end of the trip, your cart was filled with chips, candy, drinks and a billion other weird, delicious looking foods. You all arrived back at Ambers homes in which she helped set up the tv and start a movie. Before it even began, Amber got up and gave her farewells as she had to go back to the club for her night shift. 
"I promise you right now your house will be even more spotless than it is right now. I can assure you I won't let these brats trash anything." Jin pledged with his hand over his heart. 
"It's only a movie right? How bad can you guys get?" Amber dismissed as she proceeded out the door. "I'll be back late, don't wait up. There's blankets in the cupboard over there." And with that she was off. 
"Where's the beer!?" Jungkook yelled out.
You slapped the top of his head. "Jungkook you're like 5, sit down." You laughed as you pushed him back onto the couch and ran towards the fridge. You grabbed a couple cold ones and rushed back to your seat. "One for you and you and you... and Namjoon, well I'm not your maid so," You pointed towards the fridge, "you may get it yourself." 
But instead of this overgrown child getting his own beer, he took yours instead. This didn't sit well with you so you grabbed the bottle back and set it on the small table. "Get it." The confused Namjoon reached out to get it but before his hand reached the brew you tackled him to the floor. 
"Wha-what are you doing?!" He said as he threw you off of him and held you arms down.
"I don't know. Thought I could take you."
"You never can though?" 
"Yeah but I'm not gonna stop trying." You said determilenly. Everyone laughed at your mishaps and didn't intervened. 
"Y/n~ come sit with me!~" Hoseok whined throwing popcorn at you and Namjoon. You did just that. It was all 7 of you. Finally getting a night of peace... or so you thought. 
It was pitch black and felt absolutely sick. It was bumpy and cold. You didn't know what was going on. You tried getting up but got a massive headache once you lifted your head. You laid it back down onto the cold, squishy unknown. You felt whatever you were over move giving you the realization that you weren't prepared for what was about to happen. 
Jungkook got up halfway and scratched his head. He was also confused seeing as he blacked out as well and woke up with a hangover too. He got up fully and walked over to the light switch. The artificial light making everyone else wake up. Each one awoke slowly but surely and lifted themselves up halfway. They felt a weight on their legs. And Jimin felt a head full of hair on his. They all looked down to see you. Lying on them, tummy side down. Naked. Only a small blanket covering your behind. Everyone's eyes grew in shock to the disbelief of what was happening. 
You quickly got up with the blanket hugging you body. "Uh uhm," you looked around confused, putting your hair behind your ear and chewing your nails nervously, "What the fuck happened last night."
"Hell if I know..." Jin sighed, "We made a gigantic mess though..," he looked around, disappointed he didn't keep his promise, "Wait. Is Amber here yet?" He asked. 
"Let me go check." Jungkook tiptoed over to her bedroom door and slightly opened. He walked back to the living room. "Coast is clear... as clear as it's gonna get with this killer migraine."
"Shit we just gotta go. Jin there's no time to clean. It's 4:56 in the morning!" Namjoon said. 
"Agh we do, don't we? Okay grab some ibuprofen or Excedrin or whatever the hell she has. I'll go get the truck running. Everyone get changed and look for your belongin- wait what the fuck. Why and how is there pizza on the ceiling?!" Jin interrupted himself. Everyone just looked up and back to Jin. "You know what nevermind. Ready, go!"
About 15 minutes later everyone was packed and ready to go. Well as ready as they ever were seeing as they didn't know what happened the night before. It was dead silent in the car until Yoongi spoke up, "Okay. So for certain, nobody knows what happened? Like at all?" You all shook your heads with zero recollection. "Okay then..." 
You were all off on the rode again leaving behind a disastrous apartment and no knowledge of anything for the past 9 hours. The silence was killing you so you suggested to Jin to put on some music. Nothing loud as all your heads throbbed.
"What the fuck happened last night?..." you mumbled to yourself.
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katastrophycal · 7 years ago
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Just Now Watching Riverdale Commentary
Part Two: ***SPOILERS*** •So Jug’s back to narrating •Riverdale’s star footballer becomes drug mule, yes Sheriff, thats exactly how they getchu •Lol stereotypical male sleepover, check •I’m sure it stunk just as bad when Archie boy was convinced he was a boxer •Okay V cool it with the bragging •"You’re Betty’s boyfriend" •#Bitch don’t tell me what’s right for my niece •Archie’s dad is not going good •I freaking hate it when people say it wasn’t supposed to get this bad •Polly you aint got nothing to prove •When your kids start stuff without asking you •yes archie, this that is how you family •nononononononono •poor moose •Kev you best get your bf in check •damn right she’s the baby’s godmother •Archie I know this is hard for you, but do not do nothing stupid •Really kid? You’re gonna wear your lettermen to a gang bar? •shit •Jughead’s not gonna believe him is he •None of these people are gonna be Polly’s friends are they •hmm double godmoms? •twins? Really?? •awwww more family bonding that archie had to ruin •And here comes the battle of the houses •Betty do not look at him like that •You go Polly •ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??!?!! YOU NEVER WANTED HER TO FEEL UNLOVED? •Awww •lets not talk about legacies if no ones dead •… Oh god… Please no… •Yay she still wants him •Damn right Betty •I feel personally victimized by this family •Yasssss Betty •Yasssss Juggy •You don’t want Blossom blood in your house?? Damn right you gonna freaking leave •You can talk to me about anything, ummm when? •Noooo not Joaquin •uh oh •Don’t trust it Frank •Wait she gonna ditch her own family?? Again??? •Never trust someone who says you’ll be safe •Aww early morning visits •No overeaction? Huzzah Momma Betty •Archie: New girl every week •Lowkey forgot about Ethel •The flirty eyes will not work because he is gay honey •Why. Are. All. The. Adults. In. This. Town. Trying. To. Get. With. This. Kid.??? •HE IS A GIGOLO THO •Dang Betty be workin her own angle • This girl out in the middle of the woods while its snowing, In. A. Mini. Skirt. I’m all for girls picking your style. But practicality comes first •Yikes, V I am sorry, I do not envy you •So many redheads •sNAP •Why this man tryna act gangsta? Cheryl you are not a gangsta’s daughter •Polly betrayed you?? You threw her in an asylum •Insult:)my:)baby:)one:)more:)time:)and:)I:)will:)cut:)you:) •Money can’t buy you happiness Archie boy •You’re gonna go to her dad? •Damn, firing your own wife •Yep she’s crazy •He. Is. Not. Jason. • I am in love with Jug’s sense of humor •Yikes, bye bye gigolo •and off go the pearls •Archibald? Really? That’s almost as bad as Cheryl •WOMEN CAN LEAD F U MR BLOSSOM •Yep all the adults in this town are insane •Yes thats what you tell a girl about her father, turn against him so he can be miserable in prision, wont that be fun? •Yo boi is a gigolo •Yo boi is also a spy •Not as good as Juggy and Betty but on the eight track •Cheryl really is a lot like Lydia •Poor crazy Momma Betty •Jughead Jones, International family helper •Frank you’re getting in over your head •Oh no •Nevermind •Go Ethel •So V’s dad killed Jason now? •It would be so much easier if police would just let them help •Lol just when you think you gotta grip V, the rug get yanked •Why does no one believe it when a person says they don’t like parties, and then they innevidbly throw one for them. •This is a bad idea •Boi damn right he told Betty about your bday •awesome. friendly competiton turns into a slut off, wonderful. •Archie. Is. An. IDIOT. •Really Cheryl? Teaming with Chuck? •Awww is Juggy jelly? and concerned? aww •Jughead is so awkward. He is also me. •Really V? Really Archie? Lets just make it all about you on Jug’s day •Or just V •Betty y u no listen •Or just Cheryl •Ugggg •On the bright side, my gay cuties! •"These kids are more on the ball than the sheriff" YUP SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK •Nononononono •My babies •jeez that’s a little intense •NotBettyNotBettyNotBettyNotBettyNotBet- •Yes!Jughead!Yes! •Damn right go check on your girl •Aw yes. Be honest with each other •HE KISSED HER HANDS •THAT IS THE CUTEST THING •These 2 crazies gonna finally get together aint they •Yerp •aw he took the floor •Sneaking out early, classy •I don’t think I’ve mentioned this but, Smithers?? A butler named Smithers??? •#JugheadKnows •#JugheadApproves •Yasss V on the team now •I want that dog •Holy Shiy is that Molly Ringwald?? •So wait did Ronnie’s dad go to prison before or after Jason went missing •Aww #supportive dad • “That’s what Betty says” •Of couuurse, lets just pretend it never happened • excuse me ma'am, Juggy is not a murder suspect •*see’s wall of wigs* Welp that’s creepy •COQUEENS!!! •"they make you want to slit your wrists" •For a sec I thought Archie was Peter Pan from Once Upon A Time •A daily milkshake??? •Look at Jug being helpful •and Awkward •Look at him being all hopeful for the future •*Screaming* •Please don’t make Molly a villian •Archie looking to Jug for reasurance •Ahhh Juggy without a hat •Pweeze dont screw this up A and V •Oh damn, maybe it actually was the Blossoms •nononononono •Oooooh she called in the dad •"It’s the same as when we were kids" •Are they drugging her with milkshakes? •yep •Why you always lyin •You’re a Blossom should be an insult •Archie looks like a valet •I love how Football was so important to Archie in the beginning but now its basically forgotten •nonononono •Please do not pull the no long distance card Jug •Remember when Archie and Betty were actually friends •nononono •Jughead grinning w/o a care, poor love has no clue •Did Joaquin frame Jug’s Dad?? •Have you seen Betty should be the tagline for Jug •nonononononononononononononononono •Please don’t leave Jug •Really starting to remind me of Pretty Little Liars •So Molly is kinda a villan •And FP is being framed •Good Cheryl, you did keep the ring •Please find him •oh my sweet baby •So the Rich chicks gonna run •V’s phone is huge •please don’t leave my baby without a father •Y y y y y y y y y •Don’t shut them out •Frank don’t do that to him •Betty if you die… •hurls about jason and polly being related •"third cousins" ewwwww •Betty. If. You. Die. •I’m starting to not appreciate Jug’s humor •great now he’s crying •Now Archie looks like Kaleb from tvd/to •My babies gonna break up… All of them •he called her!?!? •Yes baby!!! •At least their initials are the same so they can pull stuff like that •oooh puhleeze tell me one of the Blossoms did it •I hate fake lead ups •No way all of them make it out of this alive •Betty the smartest of them all •its polly isnt it •or Cheryl’s dad/mom •dad •Is she gonna kill him? •Yep the dad •why did he confess •jeez Jug •"Everyone makes mistakes", albeit not suspect your family of murder mistakes, but mistakes • I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forgive Archie’s dad •And I did not see that cliff hanging •ohhhh boi •Ad so it comes together •"Pesky kids" lol more like meddling kids •No snitching rule makes me sad for people who have kids •all around me are familiar faces… •I get V and her mom mixed up •where is my Jug? •Freaking politicans •Betty is a strong independent woman •Veronica gonna come clean? •Yep •THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER THANK FRIGGIN GOD •Archie don’t you dare frick this up!!! •That courthouse is from Once upon a time •They come after my little Bett I will kill them •nonononono •my baby is getting moved? •lol can I please get more Jug and Ronnie friendship •don’t you dare break up my babies •please •tanku •you’re gonna manipulate your daughter into making things easier for you?? •Betty is ruthless •Screw you Blossom mom •There. Is. Another. Betty/Polly. Out. There. •Why don’t they just change schools then? •"and it would keep you safe" •JESUS CHERYL!?!?! •omg archie •That was intense •So she is gonna do the speech? •do not doubt the love guys •"local hero" psht •"Not a doubt in my mind"… so he’s not the worst dad •Betty please don’t do something Stupid •Too late •But maybe not too bad •uh oh •I sense an oncoming storm •Did she just?!? •DID HE JUST!!!!?!!!! •he took his hat off •they love each other. •oh boy •Oh Boy (x2) •Everybody gettin some tonight •Lol how do they film that •Oh. Shit……!!!!!!! •Goddammit jug •and there goes the mansion •nononononono ……. I hate it when I’m right. Love the show though.
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undyingtale-the-story · 8 years ago
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[ R E S E T ]
Who knew that the sunrise could be so beautiful?
I stood at the edge of the cliff, with my friends who I counted as family, as we looked out into the new beyond. The sunrise was so beautiful… it was too extravagant to describe. I stood next to my friends, as we looked out into the new world that we all only heard about in long legends and stories.
“Oh my,” Toriel, the ex-queen, said while she was gaping at the view. Her huge goat hand rested on Frisk’s shoulder, and her red eyes glimmered happily by the sun. King Asgore’s huge cloak ruffled in the wind, next to my girlfriend, Alphys.
“Isn’t it beautiful, everyone?” Asgore said to all of us. We all nodded in agreement, completely in awe.
“Wow… it’s e-even better than on TV!” Alphys stuttered besides me making me smile. I put my hand on her shoulder, and she smiled back. “WAY better! Better than I ever imagined!” I looked down at Alphys as she was looking at the sunrise. I looked over to Frisk, amazed.
“Frisk, you LIVE with this!?” I asked the human. The human smiled, and nodded, still looking out to the sun. I looked out to the horizon. “The sunlight is so nice… and the air is so fresh...” I breathed in deeply with my gills, but didn’t finish the rest of the sentence. It’s almost like I’ve felt it all of the time… I thought, confused.
“HEY SANS,” Papyrus asked, standing next to me and his brother. “WHAT’S THE GIANT BALL?” I smiled and remembered how young he was, despite this whole journey that we all made to get out of the underground.
“we call that ‘the sun’, my friend” Sans answer, his voice low with a small accent.
“THAT’S THE SUN!? WOWIE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M FINALLY MEETING THE SUN!” Papyrus’ voice echoed down the mountain. I hope the humans can’t hear that… that could be bad, I thought negatively.
“I could stand here and watch this for hours,” Asgore seemed to agree with Papyrus’ goofy comment.
“Yes, it is beautiful, is it not?” Toriel replied, making Asgore smile. The fact that Toriel even acknowledged her ex’s comment was a step up from what it was a couple minutes before. “But we really should think about what comes next.”
“Oh, right,” Asgore rumbled, probably annoyed that someone could make them leave such a nice sunrise like this.
“Everyone… this is the beginning of a bright new future. An era of peace between humans and monsters,” Asgore paused, letting some more wind rustle through his fur. “Frisk… I have something to ask of you. Will you act as our ambassador to the humans?” Asgore looked expectantly at Frisk, waiting for an answer.
Don’t do it, My mind echoed a response, but I knew better than to keep my mouth shut.
Frisk nodded, making everyone’s heart lift up in hope, while mine fell down. The kid’s going to get hurt, I thought, remembering something that I just could barely grasp. Asgore nodded in agreement, as Papyrus’ face lit up.
“YEAH! FRISK WILL BE THE BEST AMBASSADOR!” Papyrus exclaimed excitingly. “AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS… WILL BE THE BEST MASCOT! I’LL GO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION!” Papyrus stepped back from our once was neatly formed line, and ran down the road to the right. We all smiled at Papyrus’ enthusiasm.
Wait.
Was I forgetting something? I thought suddenly. My smile faltered, but I still tried to keep the high spirit going.
“Welp,” Sans said, right next to where Papyrus was standing. “someone’s gotta keep him from getting into trouble. see you guys,” Sans started walking down the path behind him. I frowned at Sans’ awkward shortcuts, as I continued to look at the sunset.
Good idea, Sans. Knowing Papyrus as much as I do… I know that he would probably get in trouble. I looked around, and saw that none of my friends were fazed by Sans’ quick exit.
I smiled weakly, and tried my best to make a normal exit. “Man, do I have to do EVERYTHING?” I stepped backwards and started running down the path to the right.
“Papyrus, wait!!!”
I started running down the path to the human village, and stopped when they couldn’t see me anymore. I looked down at my hands in confusion, and then looked back up.
What happened? What am I forgetting? I thought. I shook my head in tiredness, while frowning, and decided to run down the human village like normal.
Why would this be normal for me? I’ve never taken this path before… I slid to a stop. I ran into the trees on the sides of the path so I could think without being bothered, and jumped when I saw a figure run past.
“???” I questioned, and ran after the figure. I could barely see it, but it was something other than a human. It had the stature of a human, however, and hair like one too.
After zig-zagging through some trees, I saw the figure slow down and walk into a small field of giant ferns. I quietly followed them, and as I entered I saw someone that I know too well.
Me…???
OH, I remembered. I remember how I pressed the button 13 times, one for each of my friends killed, and that I didn’t know what would happen.
I blinked, as I saw the other 12 Undynes sitting or standing on the ground. They all looked at me, with the same expression and the same hair and the same eyes as mine, and probably thinking the same thing as me. 5 of them were sitting on the ground in annoyance, and 6 others were sitting on rocks or just laying there as tired as humanly possible.
“We were waiting for you,” The one who I was following said. I nodded, wondering the same thing.
“So… what's next?” One of them said. They all shrugged, and looked at each other, as I frowned in disapproval.
“I have a idea,” I spoke up. They all looked up at me suddenly, and I smirked.
“We are all Undynes, right?” They nodded. “And we all remember two and what happened. We can, just like two did, name each other numbers to tell ourselves apart,” I mentioned.
“Didn’t Alphys get some tattoos from some anime she likes when we were in the underground? Aren’t they numbers?” The 3rd me standing asked. We all nodded in approval, and then one of the other spoke up.
“Just when one of us steals them, and we put them on, put them somewhere that only we would look at like under our hair. And we should do it via our reset number, like her,” The other me pointed at me, “Would be 13, and her,” she then pointed at another one of us sitting down, “would be 1.”
“Then we can rotate… that means I should go do the first thing in the village,” One jumped up and ran as fast as she could away.
“WAIT ONE SECOND, ONE!” I yelled. One stopped and turned around in annoyance.
“Every day we’ll switch off, okay?” I told One, and she ran off. We all sat around for a small bit as a question dawned on all of us.
“Where will we stay?” We all said at once. I all frowned at the same time, and we didn’t hear the ferns move from behind us.
“i’ve got that covered, but i have some questions,” We heard the deep voice of Sans from in the ferns. We all swung around to see the small pudgy skeleton standing there.
“Hiii Sans….” we said awkwardly since we were the only people who knew who he actually was.
“what happened with the reset, undynes,” Sans addressed us all. We all started to talk at once, but I shushed them quickly.
“Supposedly the amount of times we press the reset button equals that amount of times we get resetted, or the amount of times we clone ourselves,” I shrugged.
“thats not supposed to happen,” Sans sighed. He sat down in interest.
“How would you know?” One of the others sighed. We all nodded and stared at Sans, and he looked wearily at us.
“i know of the resets, but i’ve never been able to control them or remember the other timelines. i know most of them because of when i was younger, when i was friends with flowey,” Sans frowned and tapped his hands on the rock.
“Did you also know it because of-” The one of me laying down on the ground wondered before realizing that Sans didn’t know what happened.
“ W h a t d o y o u k n o w ? ” Sans wondered, his eyes pitch black and deadly. I jumped, terrified, as the one sprawled out on the rocks commented:
“We know who you are, Sans… if that makes sense…” She sat up and put her hand on her face. Sans’ glanced up at us weirdly, and sighed.
“how do you know…?” Sans said and then cut himself off in the middle of the sentence. “actually, dont tell me. i dont want to effect the timeline, cause if i do flowey’s going to be pissed.” We all sat there awkwardly, and then Sans spoke up.
“i can let you stay in the lab in the back of my house,” he said quietly. “do not, i repeat, do not tell papyrus. it might give him some bad memories about you know who.” We all looked at him for further direction. “i cant teleport you there very quickly… i have to get down to the village pronto.”
“You can teleport?!” We all gaped. Sans nodded awkwardly, and then turned around.
‘ In a blink of an eye, we were at Snowdin, and we were behind Sans’ house. He walked out from there, and unlocked the usually hidden door and beckoned us all to come inside.
The room clearly resembled a cleaned-up version of the true lab with just a few color changes. The tiles on the floor were purple, and the walls were blue, and there was numerous blueprints on the table on one big stack. I glanced at them and instantly noticed that it contained the blueprints for the core and some of the puzzles in hotlands, and there was drawers in the wall.
“could you not touch the machine, please?” Sans asked and gestured to the machine which was covered by a purple blanket. We all nodded, and Sans smiled.
“okay then. I’ll tell one about what happened, k?” he said, and we nodded in silent agreement. Sans then waved goodbye, and teleported away.
“I want to be able to teleport sometime!” I gaped.
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The next few months basically were us just continuing the timeline. We frequently traded off what we were doing, and around a day before the big fight happened during the last timeline, we were all sprawled out on the floor, tired.
Three, the one who suggested the idea about the tattoos, stole us them and now we had semi-permeable tattoos under our hair. Mine, 13, was smaller than the others because it was such a big number, but it worked anyway.
We all also realized that we had different personalities even though we are the same person. One had all of the determination, Two had more of the nightmares, Three was the nerdiest out of all of them, Four and Five were the fastest, Six had the most regrets and tended to fret a lot, Seven was the shyest, Eight was the most outgoing, Nine was the grumpiest, Ten was the most powerful, Eleven was the most stealthy, Twelve was all around nice and enthusiastic, and then there was me, Thirteen, the one that remembers. Which never ever goes in my favor, since some memories are worth forgetting. It’s also worth it because I can make a terrifying story to freak out Two, and when Two freaks out its hilarious.
Four, who was the Undyne who was outside today, walked into the lab tired. We all waved hi, and Four laid against the wall like she just ran a marathon.
Even though we promised Sans that we wouldn’t change the timeline, we decided to change it a little bit. Everyday one of us would go outside and tell people about this “extraordinary event” that would happen tomorrow in the throne room. We’re doing this because if all of our friends didn’t go near the spears then they wouldn’t get murdered by my own mistake. Sans is probably going to be mad, but it’s for the better.
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“Wake up, Thirteen,” I woke up to see Ten waving her hand infront of my face. I groaned in annoyance, stretched, and sat up from the hard floor of the lab. The rest of the crew was already up and ready to go, and they were already to go.
“How the heck are we going to get up there without being seen?” Six fretted as usual. Five sighed and shook her head in tiredness, and responded:
“We already got a ride with the River Person, and Eleven is going to show us the way, right?” Eleven nodded in agreement.
“We’re mostly going to go on the rooftops because people usually don’t look up there,” Eleven explained.
“WAIT that could be a bad idea! What if we fall off one of the roofs?” Three waved in panic and Six started freaking out. The rest of us just looked at them, not concerned, as they slowly calmed down.
“We’re all Undynes, and we’ll be okay. Just think about what happened the last timeline: We all got to the king’s castle and we… we didn’t make it but still! We can do it!” Twelve tried to raise our hopes, but failed. Three and Six still didn’t feel reassured about the idea of jumping off of houses.
“Do you want to be the one that walks, Six?” One asked. Six instantly nodded, and Three looked like she was left out. “We can’t have both of you walking together, you know.”
“That’s okay!” Three nodded.
“Just make sure to watch where we are, Six, and do not go into the room without us and the other people!” Three yelled to Six, as Six waved goodbye and ran outside. Eleven nodded, and snuck out of the house and bolted to the riverwomen so fast that you could barely see her. We all followed, and stood in front of the boat.
“Do you want to ride the boat?” The riverwomen asked.
“GO NOW,” Eleven commanded, shoved some money into the riverwomens boat, as we all jumped on and it sped off like a rocket. The boat wasn’t meant for more than one person, so the boat precariously had water at its rim. The riverwomen, weirdly, didn’t say anything as it went past the hotlands exit and up to the core.
“I never knew they had a stop at the core!” I commented, and Eleven nodded.
“I gave them an extra pay just for that,” Eleven said under her breath. “Don’t tell One, though.”
“DONT TELL ME WHAT?” One chimed in, concerned.
“SHADDUP” Eleven snapped and we all were quiet. We slowly arrived at Core entrance, and we all slinked into the elevator to the kings corridor. We noticed a lot of different monsters, including Alphys, Toriel, and Asgore, walking at the end of the hallway together with Six, and we quickly slammed the button several times to start going up as soon as possible. The elevator shuddered and went farther up, and we all walked out at the last corridor where Flowey was fighting Chara.
“FOR THE LOVE OF THE DELTA RUNE, UNDYNE, JUST DON’T STAND- WAIT WHY IS THERE 12 OF YOU?” Flowey yelped as he dodged Chara’s attack. One and Five summoned some spears and trapped Chara in their tracks.
“And then I heard about this and then I thought that it would be a great idea to…” I heard from down the hallway.
Shoot its Alphys, I thought quickly. The others heard my thoughts, and we glanced quickly to the doorway. We heard a lot of voices, probably even the whole underground, running down the hallway. I glanced at Flowey, and noticed that he was trying to get away.
“STOP RIGHT THERE YOU DAMNED FLOWER!” I yelled and tried to spear the Flowey, missing every time. Because of me saying that, the rest of the crew followed me down the hallway determinedly.
“U… UNDyNe?”  I heard a voice.
“Alphys… um…” I heard Three said as I continued to throw spears around the room. I hit Flowey once on his stem, and he lost around a 6th of his hp.
“Wait, why is there a lot of.. Uh… you?” I heard the voice of Asgore from behind me. I quickly noticed that Flowey was closing the walls, and I threw spears at the walls constantly until it was completely closed. When I looked back, Flowey had only 1/8th of his original hp, and he was losing more quickly.
“Long story,” Three said under her breath as she summoned another spear and chucked it at the wall.
“This is halarious!” Flowey laughed.
“What?” I asked the flower. He winked and smiled.
“You did just what I wanted!”
“Wait, what?” Five frowned in confusion. We all stopped and watched the flower.
“This is better than I expected! I got everything I wanted!” Flowey said as we looked around in alarm.
“You idiot!” He laughed. Suddenly, two long tendrils of vines wrapped around everyone else except me, and I turned around to see all of my friends in pain.
“You!” I turned around to him and snarled.
“I feel its a teensy bit unfair that you get more of yourself in one team, right?” Flowey snarled, and zapped all of my other friend Undyne’s. They screeched in pain, and I shrunk in horror of what this flower could do.
“ALL OF YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!” He yelled, as a white flash went out almost blinding me. I slowly opened them, and noticed I was alone, and everything was black just like the SAVE screen. There was a small goat child standing in front of me, shrugging his arms and clenching his hands.
“Finally. I was so tired of being a flower,” He said.
“Flowey?!” I gaped. The goat chuckled, and turned around, his light blue eyes happy.
“Heh. Yeah, its me. But my real name is…”
A S R I E L     D R E E M U R R
Another flash of light flew out from his body, spelling out his name. The next thing I saw was him standing there, in a ultimate form, rainbows and stars flying around as if there was hopes and dreams flying all around him.
“... Dreemurr? You’re the kings son? The one who died so many years ago?!” I asked. Asriel nodded, and laughed.
“You’re so confused. Undyne, why do you think I would try to be friends with you?” He asked, as stars formed in the middle of the air and flew at me, spraying sparks. I dodged all of them, and looked at him, refusing to fight.
“Why?” I asked, curious.
“Because you’re the hardest to friend! That's because you're so suspicious of everyone you meet! But once your friends with them then you have no care about their personal life, and what's going on with them… for sake look! You didn’t even ask your girlfriend what was going on until a idiotic human tells you about it!” Asriel laughed and summoned a sort of rainbow gun. I dodged the attacks as well, and he started to laugh hysterically.
“She didn’t give any signs of anything!” I complained.
“Are you sure? The fact that she was barely not in her lab is a little more concerning, and a good friend would visit her from time to time!” He said, and attacked me again.
“You can’t judge me for my social life! You tried to kill your own friends just then! And your mother, and your father, and all of the people who could care about you!” I raged.
“They don’t care about me! They don’t even know that I’m alive. They think I’m dead, with Chara. They should have known since Charas alive, there has to be a way-”
“- a way, what?” I wondered, interested about why Asriel stopped in the middle of his sentence. He looked to his right a little bit, seemingly thinking about something.
“No. I have to stop. This is wrong…” he said quietly under his breath. He quickly turned back to his original form, rubbed his eye, and looked at me.
“I… I’m sorry Undyne, Ive been a bad person and… and Ive done bad things and I’m sorry imsorryimsorry..” Asriel started all out crying. I smiled slightly, and knelt down and hugged him.
“It’s okay, kid,” I smiled, still sad, and the kid wrapped his arms around me, still crying.
“I… I didn’t want to harm anyone… but its hard when your soulless not to hate…” He withdrew from the hug, and I stood up.
“Soulless?” I questioned. Asriel nodded, and continued:
“When I was a flower, I was soulless. The only reason why I was alive now was because of Alphys injecting determination into a flower…” he scuffed his feet against the floor. “That’s why I wanted to harm people and wanted you to suffer. Because to me, it was a game because I could reset… but now the past two resets haven’t been as fun…”
“I knew you were a good person!” I exclaimed, but Asriel frowned and shook his head.
“I’m not. Ive done terrible terrible things. I’ve attempted to commit suicide multiple times, Undyne. I’m older than you, even,” He shrugged. “I’ll go back being a flower anyway, after I give back these souls…”
“So if you don’t have the souls, you will become evil again?” I asked, as Asriel nodded solemnly. “But there must be another way!”
“There isn’t. I needed to do this when I fought Frisk too… and I know what happens,” Asriel sighed. “Well, it’s time for everyone to go free.”
When he said this, he rose off the ground, and souls started flying out of his body in all directions. I gasped in amazement as I noticed the 6 humans souls there as well, helping him out, and as soon as I could speak he was back on the ground again, confused.
“W-what?” He gasped. I raised one eyebrow at him, and he looked at me.
“You’re friends… the Undyne’s won’t leave?!” He stood up slowly, eyes sparkling.
“Wait, what?” I questioned. He jumped around in happiness, and then realized that I was there.
“Uh… is it okay if I take your friend’s soul, Undyne?” Asriel wondered, and scratched behind his ear quickly. “There’s only supposed to be one Undyne, after all.”
“The other Undyne’s only, however,” I told him. His eyes glowed, and he ran up to me and jumped on me.
“THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!” He cheered. I chuckled as we both passed out.
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“Undyne, please wake up!”
“Stay determined, for the race of humans and monsters!”
“Undyne… w… we need you here…”
I blinked my eye open, and saw my friends standing around me in a concerned circle. Asriel was still clinging onto me, unconscious, and I felt fine.
“UNDYNE!” Alphys cheered. Toriel shushed Alphys quickly, and Alphys shrunk back, embarrassed.
“She might be confused… let her regain her senses a bit, okay?” Toriel commented, and I nodded sleepily.
“Undyne… who's that?” Asgore gestured to the goat that was attached to my side.
“Asriel Dreemurr, of course,” I laughed, and Asriel slowly opened his eyes and laughed too.
“Asriel?” Toriel and Asgore said at once. Asriel let go of me and rolled around on the floor, laughing his socks off.
“Yes Mom! Dad! It’s me!” Asriel got up and tackled them in hugs. Asgore and Toriel, stunned, hugged their child back.
“good job, kid,” Sans commented in his low voice. I gave Sans the half-hearted thumbs up, and Alphys shuffled over to me.
“Y… you have a lot to explain…” she mentioned.
“I know, Alphys,” I sighed. “But not right now… Im too tired.”
“Oh, um, y… you could fall back to sleep… if you want…”
“Yeah,” I said, as my eyes drooped and I was swept into a thankfully nightmareless dream.
Everything is going to be alright.
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