#well then 🤷🏼‍♀️

[arlovegood]

Do y’all have ships that you indirectly ship? Like, you know nothing about them, doesn’t search or read fanfic but that one person you follow is always posting about them and you’re like: “yeah girl, they make absolute sense, an obvious OTP”.

[oflights]

i know in retellings draco always befriends hermione because he's a nerd or whatever but this morning i was thinking of a retelling where draco befriends ron because he literally just bribes him. like he sees that harry won't bother with him and lbr no one wanted to be friends with first year hermione but ron seems like he'd be easily bought and draco's dad told him those are the easiest people to get on your side. and also wouldn't it be fun to steal away harry potter's anointed best friend?

so he's like "i'm willing to forget you laughed at my name on the train" and literally just buys ron things until he stops being indignant. he buys him a new wardrobe. endless sweets and toys. he writes to his mother like "hello i'm working on something here can u help" and narcissa is immediately on board.

and ron totally is easily bought. he really is. he pretends to still hate draco but also his mother taught him some manners so it's only polite to accept the little git's gifts. his siblings are sick with jealousy, it's great.

and slowly ron's like "maybe he's not so bad" and progresses to "yes he's weird but i've gotten him to stop with the slurs so" to actual friendship that harry and hermione eventually come around to, too.

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Spot, having fully lost his shit and beating Miles in a fight: "I want you to repeat after me"

Miles, scared and confused: "O-okay."

Spot: "Will you pray for me"

Miles: "Will you pray for me"

Spot: "When I'm gone?"

Miles: "When I'm gone?"

Spot: "Or until another Spiderman comes along?"

Miles "C-can you repeat that one?"

Spot, full drama mode: "Will you pray for me when I'm gone? Or is this the eternal dark without a dawn!?"

Spot: "Who will pray for you"

Miles, terrified: "Who will pray for me?"

Spot: "When your body's gone?"

Miles: "When my body's gone?"

Spot: "This is the consequence for what you've done!"

Miles, trying to fight back: "I'm not an anomaly!"

Spot: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

[queen-esther]

I really feel like people aren’t paying close enough attention to the uptick in sympathy/excusing of moms who kill their kids there’s been online recently. It feels like every time a story about a murdered baby or toddler comes out, the comments are always flooded with sobbing about how the mom was actually a victim because of postpartum depression (even when this is not in any way confirmed to be a factor in the crime) or about how this is why abortion should be freely accessible to women. Considering we’re seeing more and more pro-choice women giddily shrieking for “abortion on demand at any point no questions asked,” I don’t think it’s a big stretch to worry that we’re not far away from support for “post-birth abortions” unironically starting to brew in the coming years.

[canirove]

[lllostgirlll]

“B-but Quaritch is evil! He’s a coloniz-“

Don’t care. He’s not real. And he’s hot.

Edit: yes I’m also talking about human Quaritch

[v88sy]

Tommy was never anyone's first choice when it came to being the last. The forever. The future. He wasn't Mark's, or Jacob's, and it was just a matter of time before he wasn't Evan's either.

The only difference this time around, is that Tommy knew almost instantly how much this one would hurt, and how devastated he would be once the shine of their relationship wore off and Evan truly saw that he wasn't anyone worth sticking around for.

He could still recall the look of sheer awe and adoration in Evan's eyes as he called him brave, and Tommy knew in that instant he'd never be able to live up to that. Evan was putting him on a pedestal he couldn't even reach.

[infinitelymint]

Hi, I l wanted to message you because I’m starting the greatest thing and I haven’t realized that it’s the same author who wrote and then a bit - one of my absolute favourite fics ever 😭 and I just discovered that you made a comeback two years ago after a 6/7 year break to publish, it made me feel so excited 😭

Oof! Man, it’s been a hot minute since I got an ask last time, and then to log in to see this?!?!

Made my day! 🫶��

It is my personal opinion that The Greatest Thing is a better and more mature (less ✨miscommunication✨) version of And Then a Bit, but I think I’m alone in having that opinion 😅

Either way I’m so happy that you like ATaB and I really hope you enjoy TGT too! Thank you so much for reading and for this sweet ask. Don’t let the beginning discourage you - it gets better x

[threnodians]

alright my irl bestie (a heterosexual neurotypical of all things) is coming over to help me clean this godforsaken disgusting depression hoard of a bedroom that hasn’t really been cleaned since uh. last october. when i got fired from my big girl job. for being disabled. and then i spiraled into a horrifically debilitating depression and... here we are. got a new job that i enjoy for the most part, with very few hours which is all i can handle currently. i am completely unable to get any cleaning started myself. i try constantly. immediately get overwhelmed and disgusted and start crying. honestly i just need all of the fucking garbage and empty cans/bottles etc out and then from there i should be fine. it is just so fucking overwhelming right now with all of the random garbage and clutter and quite honestly we should both probably be wearing hazmat suits (i wish i was exaggerating) but alas. we shall do this with gloves and n95 face masks maybe and open windows and. yeah. ugh. i am so anxious and on the verge of tears because i do NOT want to be perceived like this. i don’t WANT to live like this. i am mortified and embarrassed and i hate that i am like this. i just need some help getting all of the garbage out and then. then i should be fine. it’s honestly the hardest part. maybe she can come over tomorrow and help with the rest if she wants, but. yeah. i literally just need someone to fucking sit in the room with me for the whole “body doubling” thing but she INSISTS that she adores cleaning and that no amount of mess or grossness will deter her so. yeah. she loves me. i know she does. i just. hate that i’m like this. and now i’m crying. welp.

[opheliadae]

[me to myself] girl NO what are you doing

[open-can]

I also still have 2 extra tickets for tit la tonight!! at this point I just want them to be used so if anyone knows someone who couldn’t afford a ticket but could still make it, please lmk! or if you just wanna upgrade to a better seat (orchestra left row b!) and sit next to me lmao

[l3viat8an]

Ik DAMNWELL that some rando did NOT just call you cringe..WHILE THEIR ON TUMBLR.

Likes babes what did you expect...ITS TUMBLR!??!?!

anywho HII ROO

-🕸

RIGHT!! LIKE ITS TUMBLR OF ALL PLACES!!!!

Take that ‘cringe’ shit back to twitter immediately!

Tbh usually I would just delete an ask like that but I was in such a crappy mood yesterday- so the troll got some attention -_-

But it won’t happen again! I know my blog is good ‘n most of my anons are so sweet ‘n nice!!! <333

‘n hihiii 🕸️ <3

[nitemarehoerealm]

Chicks and females women female and woman chick be eating her different favorite snack foods 😞

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

i was gonna share a specific song from my akechi playlist (duality by set it off) but then i decided fuck it. have my whole playlist. as a treat

[planetsallalign]

Things I’m currently worried about.

My sisters upcoming surgery to release her tethered spinal cord. She won’t be able to basic tasks for 2+ months. With potential 6 months to 1 year for full recovery. A walker for awhile after surgery, physical therapy to help. And her anxiety has ramped up to when she video chats me she is sobbing so bad she can’t breathe. She can only focus on the what ifs and worst possible outcomes and spirals out. She’s starting therapy soon to help with that because after talking with her I didn’t realize how bad she has gotten.

My mother just telling me she’s had a lump for 3-4 years that she finally mentioned to her doctor and is getting an ultrasound on it. Which should be fine but what they’re calling it if you look it up the potentials are infection in the limb (no signs of any of that) or possible lymphoma/leukemia symptoms. Upon reading those symptoms I’m nervous. Because she will get so weary and achey by the afternoons she can barely move. And will say it hurts in her bones, but chalks it up to she must have whole body arthritis.

My father’s calcium score test that shows he has a blockage in the artery they call the “widow maker” and is being put on a statin ASAP. They’ll call to schedule a stress test which will be the does he need a stent or not decision. He came home yesterday from the grocery store with his statin, ice cream and mini powdered donuts. He doesn’t seem to get that yes you exercise hard and are in shape but it doesn’t mean you get to eat whatever you want. Because that’s how he has thought about it for years. Now I get to be bad guy and change his diet.

I’m sure it will all be ok and everyone will be fine/recover. It’s just a lot at once and I’m always the calm, keep it together one who is the rock. And all I want to do is scream.

[chaserofstars11]

the thing about high functioning adhd is that there’s this weird feeling that eventually your body will automatically do the thing you are procrastinating and it’ll be fine, but when the deadline actually rolls around you still have to pick yourself up and willpower through that shit in the 5 minutes you gave yourself to do it.

and then your memory is wiped once again