#well nighty night y'all

[mittensmorgul]

i've technically been on vacation this past week (because mr mittens had off work for the week), and i fully intended to jump right back into writing tonight and then i just looked at the clock and realized i've just been scrolling tumblr until 3 am instead so...

we'll try getting back to the regular writing routine tomorrow i guess >.>

[heliacalxrising]

Okay I think I'm gonna head to bed. I have one more day of work and then a three day staycation! Whoo!

[izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin]

Hello I have some fellers for y'all to meet

MEET SMG 8 AND SMG 2, cus cuz why not let's add on to this little bandwagon of eights we got :]

This is SMG 8 ⤴️

And this is SMG 2 ⤴️

Rants about them under cut!

Let's do 8 first!

She is extremely short, like 3 ft and a half kinda short

She is extremely energetic and kind of chaotic

She is the meme guardian of animation memes! And yes I'm talking about the kind that we all went through a phase constantly watching when we were seven

Using the ink pen that she has across her back she can draw anything, and those drawings can come to life aka anything she draws becomes reality

She has a pet Smurgle, here I put an image below so you all know what I'm talking about

She is on par with Mario's level of power but she doesn't use said power because she doesn't want to hurt anybody, she she does use her power is to cause chaos with her friends though >:]

She's a regular at SMG3's restaurant

She is extremely creative plus she has ADHD, and combining that she can practically make anything as long as her mind is up to it

She's good friends with Tori and Boopkins

She is surprisingly dirty minded, she's also the one to always initiate the kiss or the one to push her partner up against the wall and kiss them >:] she's also the one to suggest the dirty times in bed *wink wink*

She is a DemiGirl and lesbian

She is biologicaly male, and no she has not had bottom surgery cus she wants to have babies at some point in her life, also because, and I quote this from 8 themself "its makes me more cunty"

Her pod looks like this

oh dear God what am I doing

Hears some extra details

Her hat design ⤴️

The design of her eyes ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : honest to God she views him as an older brother figure / Uncle figure, also I headcanon that she will sit there and stand in front of him jumping on her heels and grabbing at the air a above her saying "up up!" Over and over until he finally snaps and picks her up, oftentimes she'll climb on his shoulders and just kind of ride around

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : honest to God she imprinted upon him like a baby duck, she will literally just follow him around everywhere he goes, what I'm trying to say is she really looks up to him and she just really really likes him in general, he's also a older brother / Uncle figure for her PS he's the funcle aka fun unkle :]

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she just observes him from afar like he's a creature that must be studied for science and research, she does like him though shes just not too sure about him

Ok let's do 2 now!

She's also pretty short like around like 4 ft tall

She is extremely protective of 8, like if you dare lay a finger on it she will make you say nighty night for a couple of days lafmo

Do you surprisingly strong physically, like the girl has flipping abs and everything

She has a black belt in karate

She has multiple tattoos that are unseen the eye, the only ones that you can see are the ones that go up her arm around the back of her shoulders and down to the other arm (aka the snake one)

Her tail works like an extra hand

She usually keeps her eyes closed like Falin for Dungeon Meshie, she does open them though when she is feeling a strong emotion or just surprised angry aor scared

Have yall ever seen The owl House? If you haven't or if you have two's magic works exactly like how that characters in TOH's works! She does the whole circle in the air thing as well (reference photos so you get the idea of it) also pls go watch The Owl House if you haven't seen it, its really good :]

She's the mean guardian of really old and timeless means, like the whole IS THAT THE BIET OF 87? and BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY! She also deals with TV show and movie meams like Cursed cat Alastor and this random ass screenshot for movies that get made into memes

She has a heavy Russian accent

She knows fluent Russian, German, and Japanese

She is female and lesbian

She calls 8 親愛なる and 私の愛 (親愛なる translates to my dear and 私の愛 translates to my love)

She has a pet cursed cat Alastor aka this thing

(oh Lord)

She is a year older than SMG 3 and SMG 4

She's also regular at SMG 3's Cafe

She has a crush on SMG 8 :]

She is super sleep deprived due to her staying up and making theories on games and movies, or just staying up all night watching Mat Pat lafmo

Her pod looks like this

Extra details on her (I'll add the rest later in a diff post)

Her eye design ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : she doesn't trust him at all, the only reason that he's allowed around SMG 8 is because 8 likes him too much for 2 to safely take them out, but if 8 dare lay even a finger on SMG 8 SMG 2 will imady make him say nighty night for a couple days

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : eh shes alright with him, I mean she doesn't fully trust him but it's not to the level of Bear-Boi's 8

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she likes him and considers him a good acquaintance :]

[anormalweirdo]

Alright yall imagine this with me

Part two

You’re a YouTuber with a somewhat popular following of around 35k. Considering how close you are with the fans you have they are fully aware of your major crush on the popular guitarist Yuji Itdadori. Something about that pink haired man just had you in a chokehold real bad. The things you wanted to do to him just for him to not notice you at all was absolutely insane😫. On a serious note you decided to challenge your fans to see how willing they are to embarrass you on your social media. “Hey you guys I’ve noticed how close we are to 50k and I thank you all so much and I love you all. I’ve decided to create a little challenge for you guys to spice things up. If we can get to 50k by the end of the year I'll personally contact my favorite YouTuber, which y'all should know who that is by now and I'll try to see if he'll be willing to Collab with me." You continue on with your video and call it a night thinking nothing of it.

You wake up around 2pm and get ready for your day. Washing your face, brushing your teeth, fixing up your hair and all of that good stuff. You set your mind to ordering food rather than making anything, especially considering the fact that you have videos you need to edit. "Alright y/n let's get this shit started so we don't have to do anything later". You sit on he couch with your laptop in hand and quickly get to work. Around 15 minutes go by and you hear a knock at your door. "Ouuu that's my food!" You say while hopping out of your couch. You rush to the door and open it. You see a boy who looks no order than 18 who has your bag of food. You see the boys face go from completely uninterested to wide eyed with his jaw literally touching the floor. "You're Y/N! Like the YouTuber" he says excitedly. "Oh yea wassup" "I'm such a big fan! Can I have a picture?!" The excited boy said quickly. "I don't look the best right now but I'll let ya slide since you brought me food" you say. You take your picture with him and he gives you your food. You rush back to your couch to continue your editing while you eat your food

...

You post your video and soon after begin your nighty routine and soon hope into your bed. You're scrolling through Instagram when you see him. Yuji Itadori. Something about him makes you melt into a big ass puddle of water. All of those tattoos covering his arms. Ouuu those arms, those big juicy arms. He's just all around sexy and many others can definitely agree. He's a big YouTuber with around 500k subscribers easy. You wonder how you could even get someone like him to notice you. You chose to ignore all those thoughts for now and go to sleep. You feel your eyes become heavy as you lay your head on your pillow and almost fall asleep immediately.

You wake up to a few notifications on your phone. A couple of likes on your new video and some tweets. You yawn and get up to do your morning routine. Once done you sit on bed you look at your phone. 'maybe my video will blow up if I post it on TikTok' you thought. Thinking nothing of it you decide to post some clips of your video to TikTok to see if you can at least reach your goal. Now don't get me wrong you knew there was a possibility your goal could have been met but trying to get the Yuji Itadori to Collab with you was gonna be hard as hell. Especially considering the fact he has over 500k subscribers. 500k!!!! You're not even at 100k, but you made a promise to your fans. You chose to ignore it for the night and went to bed.

Over the next few weeks your Tiktoks as well as your YouTube video have been blowing up like crazy. You already passed your goal of 50k completely, reaching around 100 thousand new subscribers. You kept your part of the deal and texted Itadori a few weeks ago but have yet to have a response by the pink haired man. "I don't know you guys I already contacted him on his social media and his email. Maybe he just don't wanna Collab or something" you say into the camera as you attempt to bake a cake for your channel. You wanted to celebrate hitting a milestone of 150k but there was one problem.....you couldn't cook for shit nor could you bake. But that didn't stop you're hussle to try...plus you're fans voted for you to do it. "Alright y'all I'm done with this damn mixing now I'm finna put this shit into the oven. Let's hope and pray I don't burn it" you say jokingly. You pause your camera and sit on a chair near your table when you heard a ding on your phone. Thinking nothing of it you open you phone and began to read the notification. Your eyes widen as you continue reading. "Dear Ms. Y/N, sorry if you're receiving this email unexpectedly. Sorry I'm just not responding to you're email you sent me. I wasn't aware of any emails being sent to me considering the can't my management team is responsible for all emails and calls I have. If you're still willing to Collab with me I'll be happy to make something work so we can make some videos together. After all you made a promise to you're fans lol. If you still want to Collab please respond to my email whenever but I might not respond quickly because of my schedule. I hope I wasn't too late with my response, if I wasn't please email me back or text me on my socials. Sincerely, Yuji~.

You stare at the email in shock and quickly begin to write an email back, telling him whenever you're free. Youre so in shock that you don't even think to take you're cake out or even check on it. That is until you hear your smoke detector go off. "Oh shit my cake" you say as you jump out of your chair.

...

Hey you guys I was wondering if I should make this just a oneshot or if I should continue this and make it into a series. If I don't make it into a series it'll definitely be my first one. I was also wondering what should I make Itadori's channel about. Should it be cooking, sports, music or gaming. I have absolutely no clue about these topics so I'll just make a poll about both of them and the most votes wins.!

[thekats]

2AM thoughts

CW: suggestive content, mentions/discussion of SA/rape

I just saw (again) a post with that Lae'zel-Halsin banter that's like 'has he killed more or fucked more in his 350 year alive?' and he goes 'chimera has 3 heads but does it count as one creature?' Then Lae'zel says 'must have been a challenging kill' and he replies 'yes... kill' (sorry, my palm brushed the back button and the post was lost from view or I'd have done this as a reblog, but again it's 2am, I'd scrolled for a while until it popped up and I'll have forgotten by the time I get up again).

Now, I see three potential readings for this and I'm not saying any of them are more or less valid, just wanted to package them into wordsies:

A) Halsin is doing a funny. From banter with Shadowheart (for example) we see that he does have a funny bone. I'm thinking in particular the animal noises she offers to make to make him feel more at home in the shadow-cursed lands and him going 'you bleat well enough as is'. Yup, can absolutely be read as 100% serious, but doesn't really match his character. Think also the 'you're so big and strong and muscular and huge hunky-hunk-man for an elf' dialogue option in camp. His reply 'really?' is, for a split second, convincingly genuine, but he instantly reveals that 'ha-ha! Tricked you, of course I know I'm a big beefy himbo guy for an elf, we have fun.' Not to play the autism card, but this humour is very popular among autistics, I don't make the rules. Allistics frequently don't get it, especially because we use it with such earnestness that it can be tough to see the intention of a joke.

The chimera banter does fit that pattern.

B) He did fuck that chimera, he is a monsterfucker. Obviously, this is the favourite option for both Halsin-stans and Halsin-...crams... it's 2.19am, fuck off.

Him horny, him 'old', him horny and old, he fuck monsters. We don't know when he did it, how he did it, why he did it. Maybe he really was just horny and he put all of y'all's hear-me-outs to shame (I'm not a monsterfucker, personally, I can't even bring myself to fuck Halsin in bear form, so I don't have any hear-me-outs). Maybe there was something external at play. Maybe it's Maybelline(TM R C and such). Honestly, good for him. All we know for sure is that he checked in with that chimera to make sure it was all consensual beginning to end. Absolute king. I'd believe that a chimera would get the hots for him. He can get it.

3) He did have sexual intercourse with a chimera, but it wasn't consensual on his part. "But Kats," I hear you scream (I don't, humour me), "why would he be so chill about it then?!" The drow. He says himself in his Sharess' Caress afterglow dialogue that the way he speaks of the events now isn't necessarily representative of the severity of the events. Ffs he reports being raped, a sex slave for three years, and still 'some of it was done willingly'. My bro, my boo, son. N.O.! Just because it was "in their nature" as lolth-drow or some shit does not make it excusable! Just because you got a hard-on, a natural bodily reaction that has nothing to do with willingness or consent, does not mean you have to downplay what happened, even if that makes it easier in your own mind. Therapy. You, me and someone qualified. And Astarion. And Gale. And Derryth Bonecloak, honestly... NOW!

I would not be any more surprised than with the other two options if this were the tale behind that... story. Martel, I am running out of vocabulary here, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, again, I don't consider any of these more or less true/likely than each other. Perhaps there's even other options? Perhaps there's official info on it that I haven't come across yet bc I've had the game for 3 weeks and there is just so much content all of the time. Yeah, just wanted to lay down my 2 cents. Okay, nighty night!

[air-signs-with-ne-and-mono-teams]

"Maybe I'm an ESTJ"

♊ENFP: *throws the phone on the bed and does the calm down arms thing*

♎ENTP: lol what happened?

♊ENFP: there is this moron I wanted to reply to so bad but because of the stupid filtered word censorship I couldn't-

♎ENTP: LOL I TOLD YA IT SUCKED

♊ENFP: yeah but like, see, I don't normally like to comment on shit like that anyway, especially about shit I think is bullshit to begin with, but like, EVERYTHING HE SAID, even about his own shit was just flat out wrong, inaccurate, non-factual, etc, and also PURELY based on anecdotal experience, and sure I should expect that, every human will be biased and base stuff on anecdotal experiences, but don't try to play it off as a fact when it's not, also most psychologists COLLECTIVELY agree that the fucking theory is bullshit to begin with... And just because some rando psychologist MAY believe it, doesn't negate the collective conclusion

♎ENTP: true but that doesn't mean the collective is ALWAYS right ya know

♊ENFP: I KNOW that, but come on now, there is almost zero merit to this theory, you said it yourself

♎ENTP: yeah that IS true, there's not a lot science backing it up.

♊ENFP: well yeah, that's the point I wanted to make, it's stupid as hell that he's even trying so hard to "prove" something with something this flawed, not to mention, he's even wrong about the damn theory and it's structure IN THE FIRST PLACE, look I know I'm sort of a noob and don't really care as much about it, but come on, even I know better, he upset me, and tbh I doubt he's even my type to begin with, he has zero understanding on how both Fi and Fe work, it's actually hilarious

♎ENTP: yeah I read some of the comment but I had to skim a bit because BOI he typed a LOT, and that comes from ME 💀

♊ENFP: lol, no but yeah, the filter shit is pissing me off, to the point I'm leaving the damn group, how are you gonna be pissy about filtered words and then not let the members know which of the words in their comment got their comment automatically removed in the first place, it's fucking stupid, I'm out, if I can't even post my comment then fuck them. I'm also blocking him because he's a fucking idiot.

♎ENTP: LMFAO DAMN YOU'RE GOING OFF

♒INTP: I haven't seen him this annoyed in a while 💀, but I also agree, the whole thing is bs, honestly don't even bother joining most MBTI groups, they're trash

♊ENFP: yeah you're right...

*a few minutes of random silence*

♊ENFP: maybe I'm an ESTJ ya know?

♎ENTP & ♒INTP: PFFFFFFFFFFT 💀💀

♊ENFP: WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? look he triggered my Te to come out, but like maybe I am a Te dom, and the only Te dom that has Ne is ESTJ, it MAKES THE MOST SENSE

♎ENTP & ♒INTP: *wiping tears*

♊ENFP: WHY ARE Y'ALL BULLYING ME? WHAT IF I AM AN ESTJ, WHAT IF IT TURNS OUT RIGHT, WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN? YOU'D JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACTS!

♎ENTP: *wheezing* please stop I can't breathe 💀

♒INTP: ah great way to end the night lol *rolls into bed burrito style*

♊ENFP: I WASN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY, I'M SERIOUS

♒INTP: nighty night 💀

[amnotaqueen]

Who Is The Actual Disgrace?

This evening, I was sitting at the dinner table with my son. It takes him a while to finish eating because he is a picky eater, has to eat things a certain way, and seems to have some aversions to certain textures. So it is about 6:40 pm and I hear the front door open. My son (who is facing the door and can see the person)doesn't know who it is but happily greets the person. I hear a man's voice who is not my husband greeting my son, a voice I don't recognize. It only took the man a few seconds to come past the wall so he and I could see each other.

Now, every evening I do the same thing. I need to have a strict routine with my son to keep things manageable. Before dinner, my son and I take baths. Usually start eating dinner around 5:30 pm. He is wearing his pajamas and I am wearing pajamas or a night gown. My husband typically comes home sometime while we are still at the dinner table. So, he is very well aware of the routine. He knows that at the dinner table I'm not dressed for any company typically. You know how nighties and pj's can be. They can be kinda skimpy, see through. Don't cover much skin.

Y'all... When the unknown man came into my view to greet me, I was sitting at the table in some very, very short pajama shorts with one leg crossed over the other. The top I wore had no sleeves and I was bra-less. He said hey to me and I said hey back and smiled. But inwardly, I was not smiling. I was embarrassed. I felt the usual let down from my husband. He has absolutely no sense of honoring me, protecting me, or respecting me. He doesn't value me whatsoever. What husband let's men that his wife doesn't know just walk into their house unannounced at a time when he knows she usually has very few clothes on? Who... Who does that?

So, when the man left to do whatever he came to do, I started looking at my phone. Did I miss something? A whatsapp message? I looked. Sure. He had sent a watsapp message only 10 minutes prior to the man walking in. Now, I'm not a person who is attached to their phone. I turn certain notifications off because I can't have my phone ringing every 45 seconds. I don't immediately reply to a message most times. Might take hours before I even read a message. My husband also knows this. Best way to reach me in urgency is to call me. Two calls in a row and I know to pick up right away if I can.

Of course, I expressed my feelings. I told my husband as soon as he could see how I was dressed that he should not message me ten minutes before arriving in a case like this. He said ok, cool as a cucumber. I told him he should actually call instead to make sure he reaches me and I'm aware in a case like this. He said ok again, like it's no biggie. There was no apology made, not even a pretend apology. A few minutes passed and I thought of something else to add. I told him that another thing he could have done, at least,was to make sure he was the one to walk into our home first, to be sure that I was presentable. After all, I said, you know very well how I'm usually dressed at this time. Well, his response to my suggestion and comment this time was that I am a disgrace. He used the actual word disgrace. Me. Why? Well, because I didn't wait until his employee left before I even mentioned anything to him. So,right there, you can see the narc tendency to think of self above all else. He was unconcerned about the embarrassment he caused me. The man probably was embarrassed himself to see me sitting there like that.The issue is that his employee heard him get corrected by me.

I asked him if he actually expected me to sit there quietly until the guy left, as if I was fully aware that my husband was bringing another man to our house and I still chose to be sitting in plain sight of said man barely wearing anything, legs out, boobs flapping? What would I have looked like? THAT would have made me a disgrace. I told him, that HE was in fact the disgrace. Letting a man in his own home to see his own wife like that. He is the disgrace, not me.

[traggalicious]

nighty night yall!! im off to bed! All those who are up during eepy hours: please sleep or rest. To everyone: Please do at least one part of routine maintenance (hydration, nutrition, exercise, hygiene, etc). Im proud of all y'all for existing and continuing to do so despite the sisyphean task that life can be. Ilyy(: To those who are gonna eep: eep well and sweet dreams (from me and Loki).

[f0xd13-blog]

If europe is the greatest you should watch and consume european stuff ok? No more anime thanks

Ahahaha europe is the best!! Lez laugh about the way they be giving money to war and to save 10 chiildren or wtv just coz they are jewish and everybody be racist af and fascist since hitler did his thing... ahahahaahahahahahhaha so hilarious ahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Kkkkkkl buahahahahahaa so fun to live in qorst conditions than in some places of africa but IN EUROPE BUAHAHAHHAHA francis call me if you need better housing i know shit is hard in cameroon

Ps. Over there it says that the gorvernmemt can only help 5% of this families this year...first screenshot of the bunch... but it's all worth it for thhose baby blue blood jews.... *starts praying*

So disney made fun of this and y'all thought it was blackface huh?well i think both are awesome " ayyyyy que afte olé" and pretty funny also in fact let me laugh ahahahahaahahahahha

Now let eme laugh with spanish girl that used to say (and still do) that we don't bath for having this sort of hair she is using and actuallly those women at the barracas still used it like this

And finally the yellow face:

"This is quality" says the first comment 😭😭😭😭

Ahahahaha so fun to look like a retarded dresse like us, with our braids and our skin color eheh looking fat af btw if this is quality maybe i've been eating something spolied better be careful but anyways black face was also considered art and comedy at the time! People would be like "oh it's nothing wrong it's just art and humour" well THEY WAS RIGHT

I love this btw. I'm A FAN!!

Anyways... gottta go to sleep... gonna think about how sad it is that those 10 kids are hostaged by "terrorists" in the middle east... it's just so sad I cannot control my tearz specially after what that jew from the acreenshotts told me... i cannot imagine how he most be feeling with the money he stole from me with colonization and that is why i'm in europe... anyways. Nighty night and don't forget to call a G a bandido before you go to bed tonight!

Ps: HE COLONIZED BOTH OF MY HOME COUNTRIES! Pakistan and palestine. Lol

A last paragraph is... I don't care about black or mexican latrashtinos anymore... in fact they disgust me now for the most part except, my fam in europe and some people that I know that are kind and good people.... understanding people who don't put their ego in front of other people just coz they want "to be free to do wtv they wants" like if having common sense was lack of freedom or lack of freedom of speach and expression... yah... so don't even try to inspire me with yo stupid shit that i've seen 1000 times coz it's my culture lol

AND DON TELL ME "I DIDN'T KNOWWWWW" I EAS HERE AND ON TWITTER FOR 1 YEAR AND A HALF! LOST JOB OPPORTINITIES WAS FRAMED AS A BOMBIST ON THE PRESS!! ABUSED ONLINE MULTIPLE TIMES/ CALLED CRAZY AND SHIT... tell me something do you think any country publicizes or exposes their poorest areas??? That doesn't mean they don't exist... do y'all think everybody would be rich in europe? Really??? REALLY? listen if you have all of that and you be that dumb then it's you just stay with no popstars representing you coz nobody be needing that level of ignorance.

Don't forget to come here and work remotly pls.. the rents are so cheap you will not spend much money on this country and the barracas thank you for that also don't forget to cry about those 10 zionated kids ... so so sooo triste sniff

[mittensmorgul]

🥹

[competentwoman]

I made bagels tonight! they're proofing in the fridge outside and I'll bake them sunday morning

[izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin]

Smile Needles Part 1

Warning this is a very gory story :)

Also I'm shit at writing, so it may be hard to follow

[this is what a character is thinking]

(this is what a character is doing/looks like in the moment)

{this is a sound}

~and this is my dumb ass narrating~

This is PizzaHead. This is Pizzano. This is Liz. This is Mt. This is REDACTED INFO.

And now the story begins!

~it was a calm summer night in the tower, all was well and peaceful.

The PizzaHead family where all chilling in there house,Pizzano was cooking spaghetti for dinner, Mt was off in his room, and PizzaHead and Liz where watching TV together.

now lets see what will happen next~

{Ding Dong}

Hm? (He looked over at the door confused) Hey Liz can you go see who's at the door for me?

Ya, I can do that! (She stands up walking over to the door, when she opens the door she finds a small box on the porch)

Well, what is it kiddo?

It's a package! (She turns the box over and reads the label) it's for me! But it doesn't say who sent it....

Well have fun with that (he stand up stretching) I got to go do something (he walks off, leaving the show unpaused)

[i wonder what I could be....]

(She opens the package, reaching her hand in she gets picked with something sharp)

OW! WTF? (she pulls her paw out, a small needle sticking out of her palm) what the?

(A sudden wave of euphoria washes over her)

He, hehehehhe HAHHAHAHAH (she pulls the needle out of her palm, then looking inside the package she finds a knife with a note reding- you know what to do kitty - she picked up the knife walking off the whare PizzaHead went)

(he's seen picking some books off the ground)

(she leaps onto PizzaHead back,clinging on tightly)

WOW, oh hey kiddo what have we said about pouncing me like that?

Nighty night! (She slices his head clean off, than jumping off his back she lets the body softly fall to the ground)

Wait wha-

(the blood from the body starts to soak her feet) Ugh, I'll have to clean that up later, but first we need to deal with other dad :)

(she walks into the kitchen standing behind Pizzano)

(he was stirring a pot of noodles, he turns around to see Liz covered in blood)

Liz, What the fuck happen to you? Are you hurt? Who did this to you?

I'm fine dad! I just need wash of my paws! Now you get back to cooking...

Ok, but are you shure your alright?

I'm shure! Just go back to cooking

(he turns back to the pot, now having worried disposition to the way he moves)

(she quietly climbs into the counter beside Pizzano)

(he looks over for a slit second) what are you do-

(she shoves his head into the boiling pot of pasta, slowly burning of his face in the water)

(he gets to push back but somehow can't under Liz's pressure)

(she pushed down harder and harder)

(he continues to struggle against her,until he goes limp)

(she lifts her hand, leaving Pizzanos head in the pot) there we go! He was surprisingly easy to deal with.... Now where's my broth-

Liz! What the fuck is going on? (He grabs a knife, then redys himself for battle)

Perfect timing! (She leaps off the counter, aiming for her brother with the knife in her hands)

(he leaps to the side nipping Liz's ear with his knife)

Ooooh, playing dirty are we? (She slashed at him, nipping his hand that had the knife causing him to drop it)

FUCK (he hold his hand in his other hand, puting pressure on the cut)

Not so high and mighty now brother! (She pushes his into the wall)

AGK (he slumps against the wall, picking back up the knife and hiding it behind his back)

(she sets her foot on his chest) now how do you wanna go out? Bleeding to death? Decapitation? Or mayb-

(he slashes at her eye causing her to fall back)

AH, WHY YOU LITTLE (she looks back to see he's disappeared)

huh, smart move brother, to use your shadows to get away! I'll get you though, you won't be safe for long....

(She leans on the counter, breathing heavily)

End of part 1

@random-obsseser, @keylimepizzapie hope y'all enjoyed my little fic about my Smile needles au!

Art will be coming soon!

[sleepymouses]

heyo, sorry im not here etc etc, life is so hecto i completely forgot my bday was in a week lol.. gonna put a notification in my calendar so i can remember to buy myself a cupcake or something on the day..

anyways, mini life update cos i thought of it...

i think i can tell im heading the right direction careerly cos today i got to hang with my friends' pets, (which was Such a delight, i am still so dearly missing my family's critters back home it is almsot painful :( u think i wouldnt miss animals bc im studying them 24/7 but you'd be wrong!!1) and i got scratched and pooped and peed on and im probably in a better mood than when i woke up today lol

have a mountain of homework to do this weekend urgh, and my hair got rebuzzed so i need to go shower soon (also change the piss shirt), so going to go make a pot of tea and warm up leftover indian food and try to finish 2.5 projects tonight lol, wish me productive luck w/o distractions~ 

[a-random-warrior]

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Best friend loki be gate keeping reader until he couldn't do it anymore...so he gotta do everything hard wayyy🥵

Stay the Night

Warnings: unwanted touching, noncon. Y'all know I do it dark and spicy. You have warnings, use them.

Oops, I added a side of roommate! Steve. Thots, comments, screaming, and feedback are welcome and highly encouraged. Thank you!

“Why don’t you take the couch? I’m certain Steve wouldn’t mind?” you ask as Loki stands behind the closet door, “you can’t sleep on the floor.”

You kick the door shut and face Loki. It’s almost funny how he has the borrowed sweats rolled at his waist. Even then the droop dangerously, and Steve’s tee is loose as it billows from his shoulders.

“I couldn’t ask him for any more. He is overly helpful,” he insists, “I don’t mind the floor,” he pauses and hiccups behind his hand, “I shouldn’t have had that glass of wine.”

“Ah, no biggie, it’ll be like my birthday,” you turn and lead him down the hall, “remember? I feel asleep watching that movie. I can’t believe you didn’t wake me up.”

“Is that what happened?” Steve emerges from the bathroom, a pair of flannel pajama pants and nothing else.

“I told you about it,” you stick your tongue out at him.

“Apologies, I didn’t think to invite you,” Loki interjects as you go into your room and he leans on the door frame.

“Oh, she did. But I was busy,” Steve answers. “I took her to dinner the next night instead, had to make it up.”

“You? As if.” You scoff as you lay out the feathery duvet and place the pillow atop it, a makeshift bed you don’t think will be big enough for Loki’s lanky height, “I owe you for the leeway on rent.”

“One week, come on,” he says as he peeks in beside Loki, the two of them watching you make-up the floor, “you sure we can't pay for a cab, buddy?”

“Save your money, I can bear a few aches,” Loki affirms.

You finish up and stand as it goes silent. You look up at them as they stare each other down. They are two very different types, you’ve noticed the tension before. You sigh into a yawn.

“Well, I am pooped,” you announce, “so, bedtime?”

“Oh, certainly,” Loki enters, “as you say, pooped.”

“You have a good night you two,” Steve says, “don’t be staying up till morning telling scary stories.”

“You’re stupid,” you roll your eyes at him.

“Nighty night,” he winks and flips the light off before shutting the door.

You blink through the darkness as your vision slowly adjusts. You exclaim as Loki scares you, walking into you in the shadows. You giggle as he apologises and steps back.

“No problem,” you say and go to the bed, cautiously climbing onto the mattress.

You tuck yourself under the blankets and you squint as you watch his hazy form lower onto the floor. He exhales as he lays on his back. You close your eyes, slightly wired from the unexpected company.

“So… when are you getting a place of your own?”

“Hmm? What do you mean?”

“Well, you’ve been here a while and you’re doing better… I only thought it was inevitable.”

“Oh, I guess. I’ve been so busy I didn’t have time to think of it, I guess,” you keep your eyes shut. “Well, just another thing to figure out.”

“Ah,” he clucks, “well, my place is much bigger so even if you’re just looking for more space…”

“Oh, Loki, I couldn’t,” you wiggle and turn over, “but I appreciate the offer,” you yawn again, “besides, it’s too late to worry about all that.”

💚

You feel the bed shift, not quite awake or asleep. Stuck in the middling purgatory of subconscious restlessness. You hear yourself snort and grumble but don’t reach the surface of wakefulness.

A warmth snakes around you, a soft squeeze on your chest, more fervent as you cling to your pillow. A plucking as a twinge nestles at the base of your spine. A tickle along your stomach and the cool air of the room wafting beneath the warm layers.

A firm brush along your waist, the squeeze of elastic sliding down your legs. A groan as you’re turned onto your back, one leg parted from the other. The heat of a soft palm against you, long fingers delving like tendrils between your folds. Twirling and twisting your nerves into a knot as your breath hitches.

Your eyes open in shock at the realisation. It isn’t a dream. You grumble and look over. The blankets on the floor are messy but the figure is gone. You turn back and watch Loki as he hushes you, his hand buried between your thighs as you push them together.

“We’re best friends, aren’t we?” he coos, “and best friends would do anything for each other.”

[stcveskent]

nightly routine; chris evans

WARNINGS: fluff, and a bitttt of smut? im not sure if that counts as smut but whatever!!! Chris being a sweetheart omg🥺

"Daddy story time please!!!" little girl, tugged on his sweatpants lightly, and He was busy with his stuff. Meetings were getting him so tensed, and right now, he wanted to be in your arms.

"Daddy's tired, princess." He speaks, and she pouts, making her dad smile at her behavior, convincing him to get up and tell her a story.

"Daddy!!! You promised!!!" Sarah pouts as she looks at her father, and he looks at her with a strong look, but her puppy eyes, always gets him.

"Alright munchkin, but a small one, because your dad's tired." Chris said as he picked the 3 year old in his arms, ticklimg her as she giggles, and you carefully listening to them, without disturbing your bundle of joy.

He lays her on the bed, and her big blue eyes, just like her dad, are brighter when she's happy. She had your facial structure, but her eyes and lips were just like her Dad, Chris, and her behavior, was just like the man child you married.

"Alright, so there was this old women—" as he starts speaking, Sarah cuts him off by scrunching her eyebrows

"Her husband dies and she finds a box in his cupboard filled with money? I heard that 3000 times daddy, a new one!! please pleaseee." She begged and that got your husband almost in tears.

"Alright missy, so what do you wanna hear?"

"Tell me about how you pranked uncle Scotty!!!" Her eyes brightened and Chris laughed, throwing his hand on his chest, and she giggled looking at her dad.

"There was ...." chris starts to tell his memory to her, with a lot of laughter in between and she giggling, making your heart flutter.

"You were a meanie daddy!" She said laughing at hearing what her dad did in the early days.

“Maybe i was.” he said and he laughs

“Daddy, can i have a baby brother or a sister just like how miles has?” She asked, making her big blue shine with happiness when she asks, Chris slightly turns red, but thinks of an answer before she brings his father back to reality.

"Daddy daddy can we can we?!!"

“don't you have dodger?” He asked and she shook her head.

“Dodger is my best friend, but i want a human best friend.” She asks and he smiles

"Yes baby, we can think of that later..”He asks as he looked at her giving a big kiss on her cheeks making her giggle

"Also, Daddy, Mommy said, you and Uncle Scotty used to prank each other alot during Christmas time, when i was with god." She says and Chris chuckles at the last line.

"Yes darling, we did, and how do you know that you were with god?" He asked wanting to know what his wife could've explained his daughter about it.

"mommy was crying, watching a movie, in which a baby dies. She said it came from there and went back there." She said innocently making her dad smile.

"She's right!! now come on honey,time to get your sleep!!" He says and she nods her head.

"Okay daddy!! good nighthy i love you so much." She says and in that moment, Chris was just so happy about hearing the i love you from her mouth, it was the most purest thing on earth, and when you're stressed and tensed, such small little things make it easier for you to make it through.

"I love you too, princess." He smiled and she squeezed her eyes shut and slept peacefully, she was a deep sleeper, like her dad , and it takes her a few seconds to fal asleep. she was just a copy of chris.

Chris kissed her forehead and walks back to his bedroom, and saw you sitting, pampering yourself with some body lotion, rubbing on your hands, as you wore your favorite short , black, silk nighty and he smiles leaning at the doorframe.

“creepy Christopher.” You said, completely aware, of the fact that he was starring at you.

“Just admiring.” He says as he walks to the bed and gets under the sheets.

“did she sleep?” You asked, thinking of how his father would've done such a big job, kids are 24/7 energetic! It was the opposite for the adults in the house.

“she did.” He said as you look at him, from the mirror placed infront of you, exchanging smiles

“Which story did you tell her?” you asked, meeting your eyes again, through the mirror.

“not a story, just some pranks I pulled on Scott.” He aaid giggling, just like the junior christopher in the house.

“mmhmm, she might've had a good laugh.”

“she did..” he looked at you, with a huge smirk on his face.

“What's on your mind, babe?” You asked, knowing that his thoughts were unholy.

“just thinking how i could make Sarah's wish come true.” He smiles at you, as he checks you out.

“What did she ask?” you asked, unaware of what your daughter must've asked him.

“She wants a sibling.” he says and you blush.

“She said that infront of you too? She asked me to take Emily's new born or to get her a new one.” you said as you remember yesterday's chit chat with your best friend, and a play date for Sarah and Emily's new born baby boy.

you turn to him now, as he looks at you with a smile, and you were well aware of what his mind was thinking of.

“What?” you ask and he pats his lap, under the sheets, and you are on him, hovering him as you touch your foreheads together. He kissed you sweetly which turned into a heated make out.

you both pull away as he rolls over and he's in top, kising you once more, sliding down your nighty as he kissed you.

“i love you..” he says

“I love you too.” You reply, before he shows you how much he loves you and maybe making Sarah's dream come true..there's no maybe, he did!

It wasn't just Sarah's dream, it was Chris's too, to have a big family , and you were ready to do it, because it would make him happy, and whatever makes him happy, makes you happy too.

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hiii ily guys sm <3

anyways have a good day/night

i luv y'all babies sm