#welcome to Hungary

[telaviv-delhi]

Újra a lehetséges világok legjobbikában, Orbánisztánban, jaj. Ezek a lepukkant, sunyi és ellenséges tekintetű, depi bennszülöttek...

Arcod, mikor a LAX reptéri ellenőrei kiugratnak a papucsodból, majd ugyanazon lendülettel az összes accessoriestől is megszabadítanak. Szabálykövető állampolgárként kiürítem a zsebeimet, karóra, öv, telefon, aksi, kábelek, adapterek, kulcsok, útlevél, sapi, de még a két eJegyünket meg a creditcardot is bepakolom a tálcába. 20 perccel később a duty freeben erősen ráncos homlokkal keresem a kártyám, úrjézúúús, a security checking trayben felejtettem. Ügyvédem beveti a lemondó nézést, ohjaj, ezt a félkegyelmű orkot dobta nekem a kozmikus casino rulettje, ez van, ezt kell szeretni. Majd fizet.

Én visszarohanok a szekusokhoz, láttak már ilyent és bevetik a lerázós szöveget: melyik csekkpojton jött át?... Ár jú kidding mi?!!! Mindegyik csekkpojnt kurvára ugyaúgy néz ki!!! Jó, körbekérdezzük, körbekérdeztük, nincs meg, emilben érdeklődhet, tiltsale, letiltom.

Sikeresen beszállunk a repülőbe két hátizsákkal, két gurulós börönddel meg két dagadozó "útipárnával", amikben az Ügyvédem mesterterve szerint tollak helyett rucikat szállítunk. És igen, a mesterterv működik, a sokat látott sztyúvik arcrándulás nélkül begyömöszölik az "útipárnáinkat" valahova... Az Ügyvédem 12 melltartója természetesen már csak az én böröndömbe fért be, a bécsi reptéren néhány hete drogra is átvizsgáltak, mikor megtalálták az Ügyvédem virágos hajpántgyűjteményét... Nos, végre a gépen, Ügyvédem kikapcsolja a pánik-üzemmódot, mert már reményekedik, hogy talán mégsem késsük le a járatunkat és sóhajtva előveszi a Redondo Beach egyik étterméből tegnap megmentett rágcsát. Én is ellazítom a gyűrűsizmom, sőt leveszem a sapim, mire kihullik belőle két ejegy meg a creditcard. Ügyvédem hosszas, hihetetlenkedő nézése... hagyjuk.

Wien, ez már majdnem édesotthon, hazámhazám, plspls, késsük le a hazafelé vivő vonatunk, örökre.

[whitelotusherald]

Not me thinking about buying Nimona's new edition with the movie cover just because they actually changed Nate's name as well

[stormoflina]

I'm this 🤏🏼 close to write a whole ass thesis on the blatant sport washing, stolen billions, corruption and right wing ideas that the government implemented in our football culture, destroying the mighty legacy of Hungarian football.

I hate it, because I can't even be fully happy about the seemingly starting renaissance of Hungarian football, because these corrupt lot try to force their way into it any given time.

Fuck Orbán, fuck his personal piggy bank and fuck the government.

Mo. vezető sportújságának mai vezető híre:

✨ exkluzív ✨ interjú Mészáros Lőrinccel

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[ask19thcentury-doctorgilbert]

"I was always more of a quiet kid, greatly preferring my books and toys, and the company of those that I was familiar with. I suppose that's why Fritz and I got on well -- We were of the same temperament and had more than a couple shared interests. Being a part of such an unconventional family hasn't always been easy... Especially now that I'm more grown and am more aware of tensions brought about by politics and the like. But I wouldn't change it for the world."

Portrait descriptions under the cut!!

Portrait 1: The Berlin Family, painted in more recent times.

(L to R Back) Otto (Order of St. John), Niklot (Reiner's son, Neubrandenburg), Konrad (Berlin), Gilbert (Prussia), Rahela (Gilbert's wife, Romania), Reiner (Brandenburg), Ilse (Potsdam), Johanna (Koenigsberg), (L to R Front) Ludwig (German Empire), Sztefa (Silesia) - Gilbert and Rahela were wed in 1866, after Prince Karl of Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen came to the Romanian throne as King Carol I of Romania. The marriage is purely political, but the two maintain a cordial and warm friendship. much to Erzsi's dismay - Niklot is Reiner's son, born from a human lover he had before the 30 Years War. Father and son were only recently reunited in the 1820s. - Sztefa is Gilbert's adopted daughter, taken in during the First Silesian war, and raised in part by Frederick II. Served in the volunteer corps during the Napoleonic era disguised as a man. Is Ludwig's scary lesbian older sister.

Portrait 2: The Vienna family, painted c. 1830s.

(L to R Back) Erzsebet (Hungary), Sztefa, Anneliese (Vienna), Roderich (Austria) (L to R Front) Ludwig, Gilbert - Roderich may be bonded to Austria, but his sister Anneliese, who embodies the capital, takes more of a leading role when it comes to government matters.

[23fallencomets]

idcccc i’m just glad lando and oscar kept it clean, it could’ve been so much worse if lando decided not to give up his position

lando is getting a lot of shit from it but regardless had he not given up the position, the hate would’ve been so much worse and the name calling would be insane.

Congrats to both of them, a big fuck you to both williams and mclaren for not knowing what strategies you want to implement.

Checo and Charles were in points and really that’s all i could’ve asked for for them

hopefully williams will get their shit together for spa because both alex and logan deserve better than what they’re being given.

[durzarya]

The fact that I only know the policies of the political parties this year means that I have indeed failed at politics is batshit insane. The fact that I would still rather live here than at Hungary is somehow worse

[artemispt]

Carlos hair in Hungary 2021

[russellius]

2023 HUNGARIAN GP : Thursday | © Michael Potts

[schlock-luster-video]

On November 8, 2000, Welcome to the Dollhouse debuted in Hungary.

Here's some new Victoria Davis art!

[telaviv-delhi]

Welcome to Hungary:

Megvert Levente, megboxolt és megrúgdosott. Mindezt a Spárban, a kassza előtti sorban, mivel nem tetszett neki, hogy előtte állok. Megrúgdostam! - közölte diadalmasan kisérőjével, egy nagymama korosztályú nénivel. - Nem szabad ilyent tenni, Levente - közölte a nagymamakorú kötelességtudóan, de mérsékelt eréllyel, mintha a vasúti menetrendet olvasná fel. Én is lelkesen másodhegedültem a bokámat masszírozva: - Igenigen, szerintem sem szabad idegeneket verni! Bocsánatkérés nem hangzott el, de szerencsére nem sérültem, mert Levente egy négy-öt év korú magyar kisfiú, cumival a szájában.

[rickybaby]

Howdy-doo-dee

[tunguszka20]

Spanish, Italian, and I'm sure a bunch of other languages: curva *as in a curve, pretty ordinary word*

Hungarian: kurva *as in a prostitute, derogatory, we still use it all the time.*

[vogelmeister]

its 1am and after a long hard think I’ve decided that it’s actually kinda sad that i feel some of my older more conservative relatives can’t read goud or see it of anything becomes of it

[da-riya]

Based or Cursed?

[nicolebacktoparadise]

[doromoni]

Not Over the Papaya | OP81

⊹ ｡•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ

Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader

Genre : Fluff Smau

A/N : I missed you all 🥺. Again I’m sorry this update took way too long~ Thank you for the people who wished me better (really, ily) . I’m devastated with the news about Logan 😭 poor boy just needed his confidence back I swear.

Face claim : Jennie Kim

Warnings : Cursing, Grammatical Errors

Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.

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f1wags Y/N in the paddock! Welcome back Queen 👑

user1 She’s finally here 😭 We missed you Y/N!!

user2 She’s literally glowing , Oscar’s so lucky!

user3 Are they dating? I thought she was with Lando??

user4 Girl were where you? A LOT has gone down 🙂‍↕️.

user5 Honey let me catch u up. Lando cheated on Y/N with her friend during the winter break. Lando then posted a breakup post stating that the breakup was on both sides and they parted on good terms which Y/N has denied (it was MESSY). Then Oscar and Lily was rumored to have split (they did, Oscar later posted a shady breakup post; Lily was allegedly cheating). Then Y/N and Oscar started hanging out (sometimes with Logan). + After Oscar’s win in Hungary — He was then spotted in America for Y/N’s show the day after. Then they were spotted several times together after and they are now allegedly dating (not yet confirmed).

user3 WHAT.

user4 MESSY RIGHT?!!

user3 Is Lando still with Y/N’s friend??

user5 She’s also in the paddock rn 🤡

user3 wtf?? the audacity??

user6 lando FUMBLED so bad. SO BAD.

user7 Literally not thinking straight. I swear Lando.

oscarpiastri 5 min

story replies

Y/N. I guess soft launches aren’t our thing , Ok understood 🙂‍↕️

oscarpiastri Its not launching if we aren’t officially a thing yet, dear 🫶

Y/N. Oh right!! were only friends babe 🥰

oscarpiastri best of friends, Luv 😘.

Y/N. Ur so annoying , I love you 🙄. Have fun w/ ur interviews

oscarpiastri Thanks dear, Love you more!

charles_leclerc is this a hard launch 👀

oscarpiastri I don’t know, is it??😇

charles_leclerc don’t be smart with me boy . I didnt raise you like this

oscarpiastri you didn’t raise me at all! you were too busy flirting with the dutch boi .

charles_leclerc I—

oscarpiastri you are silenced old man

danielricciardo oi seat stealer, please tell Y/N to answer my messages. She keeps inboxing my messages! I need my cowboy hats ����

oscarpiastri i prefer to call myself a mental health saver. I guided you back to Red Bull 🤓☝️

danielricciardo And got me my contract money 🤑. Back to the topic! come on pls tell Y/N! she promised me a cowboy hat from florida. pls pls pls

oscarpiastri Its in our luggage, calm down.

danielricciardo Damn “OUR” luggage. I still can’t believe you pulled Y/N from him. Cheers to you mate

oscarpiastri boi you still hold grudges with Lando huh.

danielricciardo him and the entire team can burnn 😀. Im saying this again, mate… watch your back.

oscarpiastri I know danny, you’ve warned me hundreds of times.

landonorris You little shit. You really brought Y/N here. You have the fucking balls huh

oscarpiastri I did, I do . What’s it to you?

landonorris You’ll regret this Oscar.

oscarpiastri Try me.

landonorris I’ll get her back.

oscarpiastri lmao sure you do.

Y/N. 3 min

story replies

oscarpiastri oh hello self! nice seeing you here

Y/N. He’s cute right? Such a pookie

oscarpiastri I’ve seen better 🤷‍♂️

Y/N. Really?? I haven’t. He’s the cutest to me 🥰🥰🥰

oscarpiastri So i assume that we’re ok with posting each other then 🫣

Y/N. Hell yeah! I ain’t hiding you boi. Ur mine.

oscarpiastri Possessive… i like it

Y/N. oh you’re FREAKY.

Y/bf. And Oscar has made the public ig 🥳

Y/N. I assume u approve of Osc then

Y/bf. Out of everyone you’ve dated he’s the most decent

Y/N. Decent 😖

Y/bf. That’s a COMPLIMENT

danielricciardo OI Y/N! don’t ignore my messages!

danielricciardo MY HAT WOMAN! MY HAT

Y/N. OK CHILL! I have it you crazy aussie. Osc will give it to you tomorrow before FP1.

danielricciardo Thank you 😇.

*Incoming call from Norris

Pick up or Decline

Pick up

“Hello?”

“We need to talk. Now”

“I didn’t unblock your number so you could disrespect me”

“I’m sorry… Can we talk in person?”

landonorris 1 min

*messages are disabled

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