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dragonpyre · 5 months ago
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Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
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mushroom-punk · 1 year ago
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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE
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happy episode 11!
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alexbutrandomthoughts · 11 months ago
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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
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butchbait4butch · 3 months ago
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hey transfems, i don't know which of you need to hear this but it's okay to never use your penis during sex if you don't want to. it's okay to tell your partner not to touch it, to ignore it even, and hold them to respecting that boundary, no matter how many times you've had sex with them, or even if you've had sex with them with your penis involved.
you're not weird or broken for having needs or having boundaries, and you deserve lovers who respect those needs and boundaries. as someone who knows first hand, it's not worth it not to speak up.
this is a post for bottoms, switches, and tops. for subs or dom/mes. for anyone who feels like their no will go unheard or that the only reason people are sexually interested in you are those who want a woman with a dick. i promise you there are people who are out there who will listen, who will get you, and who will treat you how you deserve.
in fact? that's the absolute base line that anyone deserves during sex, and you deserve that and so much more.
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sirsheoth · 1 year ago
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I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache
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theriverbeyond · 2 years ago
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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️
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halluciniwaynia · 11 months ago
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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well
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avituses · 2 months ago
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Save me toxic old man yaoi
Comic dialogue stolen blatantly from a reddit comment that I sadly couldn't find again
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inverse-problem · 1 year ago
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a robot walks in with pixelated kiss marks all over its display screen saying “you should see the other bot” so you go look and there’s just a pile of crushed metal and shattered plastic and torn wires
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i watched My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, here's my chronological viewing experience:
woo-hoo! dusty old japanese house with japanese architectural details aplenty
these kids got some ENERGY my goodness
family dynamic's adorable. peak quality dad humor
kids: our house is haunted. parents: that's so cool!
hell yeah, wrinkled old lady rep. we need more friendly old women with potato faces and warts like storybook witches. the backbone of society, these ladies
Plot Summary: Small Child Bothers Local Wildlife
sacred tree sacred tree sacred tree
Introducing Totoro! nobody said this fucker's got TEETH???
Uh-Oh! Inadequate Parental Supervision Detected
(you misplaced your four year old! you're not supposed to do that)
4-year-old: i met a magic forest spirit. dad: oh shit fr?
4-year-old: *angrily hugs sister* missed u bitch
this small child has a smile like a toad. like a really really cute toad. like the cutest toad in all existence. i love her she's perfection please just let this child be happy
rice paddies are so pretty....so back breaking....rice is such a prissy crop
*my crush is stranded in a rainstorm* takethisumbrellait'syoursnowBYE *runs away in panic im so good at flirting*
Giant Chinchilla Learns To Hold Umbrella, Is Fucking Delighted By Experience
take this, it will help you on your quest! *hands u trail mix wrapped in a leaf*
LO-FI HIP HOP STUDY LIST!
crouching down to peer at dirt--A++ top notch foundational childhood experience
mom has a big ass forehead
honey! the chinchillas are performing Rituals in the backyard again
help yeah let's jack and the bean stalk this shit
huh so we're all just climbing aboard the giant chinchilla's tiddies now ok
class trip!
the pure adrenaline of Vegetable Gardening
no! the small child is crying! she is bawling her eyes out. no no no. i can't cope with this. emotionally i cannot cope 🥺🥺🥺
i've only had Mei one hour but if anything happens to her i will raze this earth and everyone on it
please someone make this small child smile again
oh no the tall child is crying too
i can't take this. my heart can't take this.
i need a drink
small child running determined to deliver magic veggies to the hospital. this kid is my hero
she is also unsupervised. so, so unsupervised
babe you are FOUR
godDAMMIT ghibli, you cannot give me watercolor sunsets while a small child is missing. u are killing me. my heart is giving out. this is me, experiencing heart failure.
Totoro to the rescue!
no wait CATBUS to the rescue!
i admit i initially thought the cat was a creep. alice in wonderland prejudiced me. i have revised my notions of smiling cats
i've decided the cat is a metaphor for the magic of a robust public transport system
MEI'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and so is mom. she's a lovely lady im sorry for what i said about her forehead. it's a noble forehead.
happy ending YES bitch!!!!!!
ok. ok ok ok. that was magical.
(as a first-time adult viewer i was worried i wouldn't be able to Access the Magic. but i could and i did and it was incredible. that was culture. that was ART. joy distilled into animated form. holy rites of childhood. i understand now. how glorious, this world we grow out of. how full of marvels. i'm going outside to smell grass and sun and get dirt under my fingernails. miraculous.)
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dapper-lil-arts · 1 year ago
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Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest
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preciouspeppermintts · 11 days ago
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What actually happened before Shadow Milk starts his redemption arc :
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empress-butterfly · 1 year ago
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pepperpepi · 28 days ago
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green eggs and ham
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ohbo-ohno · 12 days ago
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johnny dating a reallll bad bitch. absolute stud of a woman, like the kind of woman who he can only handle in bed through sheer force of will. she feeds his humiliation kink like crazy bc she genuinely thinks he's bad in bed but johnny's drinking it all up and begging her for more every night. she sees him as basically just a dick to ride, he sees her as a gift from God himself
through some series of events i don't feel like thinking of, simon ends up in the bedroom with him.
he's just watching at first but it takes hardly a minute to see the exact dynamic and not much longer after that, he steps in. practically tears you off johnny, throws you to the bed and bullies his cock into you, holds you down by your neck and sets immediately to rearranging your guts.
your sobbing after just a few minutes on his cock, one of his fingers bullying your clit as he drives you through the mattress. he doesn't let you have even a minute of reprieve, yanks your head back by the hair and smacks you soundly, pulls your face to the side so he can spit on your cheek and make you say you like it.
looks over at johnny and snarls something about how you couldn't fuckin' handle her, huh johnny? needed a real man to fuck your girl for you, couldn't fill her up if you shoved your fist beside you cock, pathetic boy. need a real man to settle her down, you're too fuckin' soft. laughs when he sees johnny's nearly stripping the skin from his cock at the speed he's jacking himself.
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