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Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
#“Hello welcome to Roasted Bean- oh hey Dick”#“...”#“Dude you good?”#*passes out*#“... hey Lisa call 911”#dc#dc comics#jason todd#batman#batfamily#batfam#text post
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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE
happy episode 11!
#WELCOME TO THE WHAT ZONE EVERYBODY!!#anime-only fans i hope you guys are having fun#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#PER MY LAST POST
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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
#just saw weirdos reblog my post so lemme clarify no irl shipping especially anything to do with mcyt get the fuck out of here ur not welcome#soukoku#shin soukoku#rampoe#itafushi#haikaveh#satosugu#mitsukou#vanoe#hualian#fengqing#beafleaf#wangxian#matcha blossom#renga#wrightworth#narumitsu#klapollo#mikayuu#iwaoi#sakuatsu#bokuaka#kagehina#lawlight#killugon#prob add more later
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hey transfems, i don't know which of you need to hear this but it's okay to never use your penis during sex if you don't want to. it's okay to tell your partner not to touch it, to ignore it even, and hold them to respecting that boundary, no matter how many times you've had sex with them, or even if you've had sex with them with your penis involved.
you're not weird or broken for having needs or having boundaries, and you deserve lovers who respect those needs and boundaries. as someone who knows first hand, it's not worth it not to speak up.
this is a post for bottoms, switches, and tops. for subs or dom/mes. for anyone who feels like their no will go unheard or that the only reason people are sexually interested in you are those who want a woman with a dick. i promise you there are people who are out there who will listen, who will get you, and who will treat you how you deserve.
in fact? that's the absolute base line that anyone deserves during sex, and you deserve that and so much more.
#trans sex#trans sex ed#transmascs you're welcome to make similar posts but please don't reply them to this one#hell if you make a post like this for y'all and dm me i'll reblog it#💚
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I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache
#this is almost verbatim something I told my partner#she suggested it'd be a good tumblr post so I'm putting it out in the wild#you're welcome#words of sheoth
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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️
#twitter#trb.txt#websites need to realize that they are not a fandom artist i follow posting cropped art screenshots with a link to a spicy paetrom tier!!!#websites just do not have that draw!!!!!#welcome to me falling asleep posting hour where i empty my entire brain into the internet before falling asleep.
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
#guys stop reblogging this from the source post the other version has the punchline youre leaving out the funny#ok jokes on you guys reblogging this from the source actually reinforces the original punchline#welcome to cave allegory 2 electric boogaloo
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a robot walks in with pixelated kiss marks all over its display screen saying “you should see the other bot” so you go look and there’s just a pile of crushed metal and shattered plastic and torn wires
#I am half asleep and thus cannot be held responsible for my posting#inverse problem.txt#robophilia#at least it is to me lmao#anyway you’re welcome#don’t worry we can rebuild the other bot we have the technology
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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well
#welcome to nightvale#welcome to night vale#personal post#cecil palmer#I’m very eager to continue listening to this as I work
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i watched My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, here's my chronological viewing experience:
woo-hoo! dusty old japanese house with japanese architectural details aplenty
these kids got some ENERGY my goodness
family dynamic's adorable. peak quality dad humor
kids: our house is haunted. parents: that's so cool!
hell yeah, wrinkled old lady rep. we need more friendly old women with potato faces and warts like storybook witches. the backbone of society, these ladies
Plot Summary: Small Child Bothers Local Wildlife
sacred tree sacred tree sacred tree
Introducing Totoro! nobody said this fucker's got TEETH???
Uh-Oh! Inadequate Parental Supervision Detected
(you misplaced your four year old! you're not supposed to do that)
4-year-old: i met a magic forest spirit. dad: oh shit fr?
4-year-old: *angrily hugs sister* missed u bitch
this small child has a smile like a toad. like a really really cute toad. like the cutest toad in all existence. i love her she's perfection please just let this child be happy
rice paddies are so pretty....so back breaking....rice is such a prissy crop
*my crush is stranded in a rainstorm* takethisumbrellait'syoursnowBYE *runs away in panic im so good at flirting*
Giant Chinchilla Learns To Hold Umbrella, Is Fucking Delighted By Experience
take this, it will help you on your quest! *hands u trail mix wrapped in a leaf*
LO-FI HIP HOP STUDY LIST!
crouching down to peer at dirt--A++ top notch foundational childhood experience
mom has a big ass forehead
honey! the chinchillas are performing Rituals in the backyard again
help yeah let's jack and the bean stalk this shit
huh so we're all just climbing aboard the giant chinchilla's tiddies now ok
class trip!
the pure adrenaline of Vegetable Gardening
no! the small child is crying! she is bawling her eyes out. no no no. i can't cope with this. emotionally i cannot cope 🥺🥺🥺
i've only had Mei one hour but if anything happens to her i will raze this earth and everyone on it
please someone make this small child smile again
oh no the tall child is crying too
i can't take this. my heart can't take this.
i need a drink
small child running determined to deliver magic veggies to the hospital. this kid is my hero
she is also unsupervised. so, so unsupervised
babe you are FOUR
godDAMMIT ghibli, you cannot give me watercolor sunsets while a small child is missing. u are killing me. my heart is giving out. this is me, experiencing heart failure.
Totoro to the rescue!
no wait CATBUS to the rescue!
i admit i initially thought the cat was a creep. alice in wonderland prejudiced me. i have revised my notions of smiling cats
i've decided the cat is a metaphor for the magic of a robust public transport system
MEI'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and so is mom. she's a lovely lady im sorry for what i said about her forehead. it's a noble forehead.
happy ending YES bitch!!!!!!
ok. ok ok ok. that was magical.
(as a first-time adult viewer i was worried i wouldn't be able to Access the Magic. but i could and i did and it was incredible. that was culture. that was ART. joy distilled into animated form. holy rites of childhood. i understand now. how glorious, this world we grow out of. how full of marvels. i'm going outside to smell grass and sun and get dirt under my fingernails. miraculous.)
#mr ghibli please you cannot do this to my heart#totoro#my neighbor totoro#spoilers#?#initially i misspelled Totoro as Tortoro throughout the entire post#i fixed it but dear heavens i was tempted to leave it in. you're WELCOME
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Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest
#Just spray her lmao#shes my fave bad guy in the show#i thought it'd be funny to have even more of the crew for this epic confrontation#yer welcome lol#mane 6#twilight sparkle#sunset shimmer#starlight glimmer#trixie lulamoon#applejack#rarity#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#fluttershy#mlp#gen 4#mlp fim#friendship is magic#my little pony#pony posting#chrysalis#queen chrysalis#comic
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#loving this genre of horror#my post#welcome home#the amazing digital circus#don't hug me i'm scared
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it's time for my yearly chanukah merchandise ratings! how are there always so many to choose from. as always, this year is a doozy and I am as bitter as ever lmao
this was quite literally labeled "hanukkah cone tree." gee I wonder which winter holiday is The One With The Trees. surely it's the jewish one with all the fire. let's make it blue and white just in case. 4/10 there is no excuse for this
why are the chairs so far apart. why is there nobody there. why are there so many grapes. what even are those green things. why is there soup. will the mysteries never cease. 7/10 purely because it's pretty
I for one welcome our jewish alien cousins. not sure what this has to do with chanukah but I want to hear about jewish life on mars so 8/10 friends come in out of the cold and have a latke with me
the more I looked at this, the worse it got. there's a literal christmas tree and tinsel but oh it's got blue lights so it's fine. and as we all know, children regularly hold fully lit candle menorahs with mittens while going door to door during a snowstorm. I guess who are we to stifle a child's latent desire for arson. 5/10 somebody save that poor dying kitten
this poor magen dovid is being forcefully converted to christianity and we need to help it. quick somebody put this on a sufganiyot stack. 4/10 we all know the intended target audience isn't interfaith families okay
do I even have to say it. please just. just stop. get One (1) Jew to weigh on your hanukkah products, I beg you. -392928373/10 walmart owes me a personal apology for making me see this with my own two eyeballs
I spent a full five minutes staring at this shirt desperately trying to make it make sense. I shouldn't have bothered. it's worse than the hebrew could ever be. 2/10 amposzu zusach mezchamal to you too
congratulations, once again you wrote gibberish. this says nothing. it's not chanukah, it's not happy holidays, it's nothing. the letters on the dreidel are an ACRONYM people! there's an order! 3/10 it's antisemitic that this has over 4,000 sales (thank you @quartzfox for sending this to me. now you all have to see it too.)
now these are CUTE. and the dreidel letters are in the correct order too, which is unfortunately impressive. 10/10 no notes, it has cats, would wear
(previous years 1, 2, 3)
#you know the downside of making this post every year is that.#i then have to crawl through the worst of Holiday Internet#to bring you all the Prime Selection#so you're welcome lmao#i do it so you don't have to 🫡#enjoy this year's ratings!#chanukah#hanukkah#ratings
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Tumblr Tuesday: WooOOooOOOOhh!
Happy Halloween, Tumblr. We hope everyone is enjoying trick-or-treating and all the cursed images you're sending each other. From cute to creepy via weird and wonderful, here's a selection of Halloween art from your very own #Artists on Tumblr.
@ambermaitrejean:
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@celesse:
@gleafer:
@valeron99:
@bymossypine:
@kellkyy:
@nynevefromthelake:
@itscarliart:
@cupofmin:
@owlyjules:
@the-deadly-donut:
@enerjax:
@passionpeachy:
@z0mbieparty:
@monstersovka:
@torigatonda:
@oddarette:
@lizmamont:
@butt-berry:
@zandramims:
@cyanocittae:
#halloween art#artists on tumblr#original art#fanart#good omens#the sandman#dreamling#fnaf#the mandalorian#grogu#welcome home#dnd#character design#cryptids#pokémon#gif#long post
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"Cecil would want Sans to win" "Sans would want Cecil to win" you fools. you buffoons. Cecil would want his husband Carlos to win
#went fuck it and posted it anyway PLEASE DONT GET MAD I KNOW ITS PROBABLY OOC PLEASE DONT GTE MAD#idea kind of from a post ive seen before but cant remember who it was SO#tumblr sexymen poll#sexyman tournament#cecilsweep#wtnv#welcome to night vale#wtnv cecil#wtnv carlos#cecil gershwin palmer#cecil palmer#carlos the scientist#cecilos#zoup art
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