#weirdtrees

[eevinsworld]

[katyspersonal]

The MAIN cast of Elden CRING, a HIT game by FromSLOP ✨

Mommyrika - The sweetest, the nicest, the kindest, the loveliest and the most beautiful person in the entire Lands Between, no, in the entire universe that The Greater Whim created! :3 All she wants is for everyone to be happy and have a nice tea party! Everyone is so mean to her for no reason smh when she is just trying to be a good mother! >_< You can't even TELL that she is a mother because she is so petite and innocent and child-like! Despite her horrible trauma she didn't let it break her from being such a perfect ray of sunshine for everyone!

Chadagohn - Some absolute jerk that Greater Whim personally shoved into Marika's being out of pure spite, who doesn't know how to do anything but being oppressive and ruining everything! He lives just to randomly decide to start wars lmao no matter how much Mommyrika tried to fix him. He did literally every bad thing during the time Golden Order existed and Mommyrika was not able to do anything against him because of his super powerful gigachad aura clashing with her kind and soft one, however, she heroically tried to take the blame for his actions upon herself! Shame that some misogynists won't see through the charade, some of ya'll are weirdly obsessed with "giving female character agency" as long as it is about something bad 😭

Miq Griffin - I don't actually know if I got his last name right I just remember it started with 'griff-' lmao but he is just some evil manipulator that also likes to randomly reverse-groom already vulnerable people because he is eeeevil :3 Miq Griffin even has been pretending to care about his family and those who Chadagohn oppressed all to create a cult of crazy simps that will praise his name! He is ABSOLUTELY a child of his father Chadagohn but how the FUCK someone as pure as Mommyrika produced this manipulative monster? Well, it is because Chadagohn was not letting Mommyrika raise Miq Griffin at all by keeping her away with his gigachad aura.

Hellbent (race) - A race so evil and unhinged that as soon as even their infants are born their first words are "DEATH FOR INNOCENT", and only then "mom" or "dad". They are named this because they're so hellbent on spreading EVIL just because they can for no apparent reason like trap of corrupt religious cult or lagging behind culturally that nothing could cure them but Total Hellbent Death. They are literally SO evil that Fail God himself had enough of them and tried to obliterate them but got distracted to curse Mommyrika instead because her good vibes piss people off. But then Hellbent didn't think she had enough and cursed people that lived under her reign with OWEN Curse that makes your body sprout CROISSANTS and also spew some FIRE like if you were an owen. Just because they could do it and because they're EVIL and everything KIND and bright (like Mommyrika) makes them angry.

Mommy Boyssmer - The Mommyrika's most special mommy's boy that she loved more than her other children because he was the most disabled! He heroically took it upon himself to rid the world of Hellbent's evil just so nobody would dare to think Mommyrika is capable of negative emotions but somehow weird Hellbent's sympathisers still assigned the holy mission of Croissant-sade to her name because they're misogynists 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ He is such a softie you can tell Mommyrika's kindness rubbed off on him, but people want him dead not because of his actions but because he is a snek! Well Weirdtree does have a bias against sneks but it was Chadagohn's fault it exists. What a shame. Hopefully someday Hellbent will be dead so he can reunite with the only person that ever cared for him :3 Well he is also engaged with Irrel-levana, but Irrel-levana is actually just a brainless puppy-eyed Mommyrika's simp with no agency or ideology that only wants to marry him for Mommyrika's peace and happiness!

Mor-Goat and Momg - Two Owens and just other victims of the curse of Hellbent, as well as Chadagohn and Miq Griffin respectively. Well yeah you think they did something bad, like hunting Vargramnished for sport or kidnapping them (and some others) to indoctrinate them into evil blood cult? Wake up, all of this is just because Chadagohn demanded oppressing Owens and Mommyrika could do nothing to protect her own children from his gigachad wishes, and then Miq Griffin brainwashed Momg too into doing all this for a good measure! They're otherwise very sweet and chill and soft people who really just want a hug! Actually this whole time they wanted to hug Vargramnished they've met but Chadagohn's orders + Miq Griffin's charms respectively didn't let them and twisted their love into something eeeeeevil!

Libe-ranni or Ranni the Bitch - An enigmatic figure whose motivations remain unclear because of FromSLOP's shitty writing where they can't even explain their own characters normally :/ Because of this, some believe she is a hero who eliminated some nasty people to overthrow Chadagohn's and Greater Whim's awful plans to make everyone suffer for some reason, when others are just seething at the girlboss winning and believe she is an evil manipulator and schemer who just hated everything good. Some say she killed Forgotwyn because he was actually cringe and eeeeevil under guise of radiant kind boy, as evidenced by someone as evil as Miq Griffin admiring him, other say that Forgotwyn offered himself as willing sacrifice but FORGOT that a bunch of other Demigods would be killed too lmao rofl. Well Elden Cring is not a place for morally grey, complicated or machiavellian characters anyway smh so pick your camp (but also if you pick wrong you are a media illiterate looser :3).

Forgotwyn - A character that FromSLOP fucking abandoned after having built up soooooOOOOO much shit for him to be important!!!! We got literally NOTHING about Forgotwyn in the base game, are you fucking kidding me?! All they did with him was to just add a questline and whole ending focused on him, elaborated him in the story of Miq Griffin and Melanea with a plan to revive him and conclusion of Miq Griffin giving up and just wishing him true death and made him the reason for a whole political allyship and school of magic in the setting! Why do they hate this character so much and refuse to elaborate on him?! Fromslop has tremendous disrespect for its fans smh

Godfreak - Really the most pathetic character who only exists as the laughing stock despite what some weirdos that can't read subtexts will cope with LMAOOOO 😭😭😭 He even hunts Vargramnished just like Mor-Goat but at least Mor-Goat had an excuse upon being oppressed by Chadagohn's Order, what is Godfreak's excuse huh? He can't accomplish anything and isn't worth anything and he is ugly and also stinks and also the worst lover ever flowers wilt when he enters the room milk goes bad when he enters the room people on the portraits become animated just to turn away from him when he enters the room mirrors shatter just to not reflect his ugly ass face all while he is also so pathetic that he literally can ONLY steal shit! He stole his Great Rune shard, he stole the castle he is in, he even stole his family name and he is not ACTUALLY a part of the Golden Lineage because how can someone so UGLY and PATHETIC descend from Mommyrika? Clearly he is not a Demigod but just lying to everyone to be worth anything at all because he is worth nothing HAHAHA LOOK GUYS HE IS SO SHIT HAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM GUYS HE IS SOOOO DISGUSTING HE IS NOT WORTH THE TIME OF THE DAY HE WILL NEVER HAVE BITCHES GRAFTED SCIONS WERE ALSO SOME HE STOLE JUST TO LIE THAT SOMEONE SLEPT WITH HIM BUT WHO WILL BELIEVE THIS LIE LMAOOOOOO HE IS SO PATHETIC AND INCAPABLE THAT HE HAD TO RIP A DRAGON'S HEAD OFF JUST TO PUT UP ANY FIGHT AND IT WAS STILL PATHETIC AND NOT BECAUSE HE IS THE FIRST 'TRUE' BOSS IT IS BECAUSE HE SUCKS DELETE HIM FROM FAMILY PORTRAITS OF DEMIGODS RESTORE THE TRUTH IN THE NAME OF OUR FRIEND CANNOT HAIGHT

Vargramnished - It is actually a whole type of people and not just one person, but they get their title because for some weird reason their most prominent member is Vargram. Nobody knows how he managed to escape his imprisonment at the Roundtable, lose his iconic sword and outfit, go live overseas, then be brought back in the Lands Between, be picked by Current and then upon his adventures even fight himself at some point but just roll with it I guess lol.

F and Dia - A few of characters who are just another example of overpresent misogyny tropes in Fromslop's works because God forbid woman does anything 🙄 Those Who Chill in Death are just some nice people who enjoy chill existence without soul, they aren't miserable they just act like I do when I have classes early in the morning lmao tf are you talking about?! But F can't stand them existing because he is just a raging bigot and kills people who just try to be happy. Honestly he should have been born amongst Hellbent with how much he craves blood of innocent 🤦‍♂️ At least Dia like a good wholesome mother that she is will protect everyone, huge shame that F (the other F) could not see the reasoning in her hunting his equally bigoted brother and got butthurt lol! The other F should have been called L instead because this is what he needs to hold xD

Cringeon Oof-nir - Just some pathetic dude that doesn't actually know shit lmao, he clearly didn't read all these books but was just browsing through them for pictures because he is a dumbass and can't read lol XD All the stuff he's telling us should not be taken as legit trait of his character come on, Fromslop simply needed a way to dump exposition on us, why they'd write a smart well informed character? As for the insane variety of the spells he's using, again, Fromslop just needed a way to still showcase the spells they've programmed in case if players correctly miss out on them because there is only one valid build to play (source: an argument I had on Reddit)! If they wanted to write a smart character then why he didn't know that one thing he didn't until we helped??? Clearly it is because he is actually a moron, also lazy fence sitter who is just using us! Gideon the All-Coping! Hahaha!

The Greater Whim - Somehow despite being a literal force that created existence itself and life and universe it is petulant enough to descend to very specific pocket of existence only to screw over Mommyrika as it ALSO can't stand her just vibing and being happy, or screw over other people. Everything bad assigned to Mommyrika that can't be blamed on Chadagohn is blamed on the Greater Whim. This is so sad how Mommyrika literally never has a choice and is always forced to do bad stuff because everyone except for her just wants to do evil smh >_<

Melanea - Ok I've mentioned that Mommyrika will love the afflicted child more than a healthy one by proxy uhhh. I've had a piece of paper where absent lore on Melanea in this regard was written but I gave it to the person who thinks everything above is super interesting and compelling writing so they can roll another bong :/ But from all evidence we were given Chadagohn probably used his chad power to keep Mommyrika away from Melanea and not let her care for her smh. And as if that was not enough, Miq Griffin always had her brainwashed. Melanea only was so loyal to him and had faith in him because she was under his spell. It was obvious, wasn't it? Who could ever genuinely love someone as evil and scheming as Miq Griffin anyway? The bastard even created a statue of him and Melanea hugging just so people would not see through his evil manipulative master plan! Eh female characters in Fromslop's works can't have agency anyways, really wish Melanea and others were kept far away from cringe evil men (not Mommy Boyssmer tho, he is good because Mommyrika's love saved him before Chadagohn sabotaged it :3)

[allistrations]

I don’t know when to stop with this tree 😂 @skyeutada #treeroots #treeroot #treelife #hongkong #hongkongart #pendrawings #penandink #penandinkdrawing #penandinkart #penart #pendrawing #pendoodle #treedrawing #treeart #botanicalillustration #micronpendrawing #botanicalart #sketchbookart #sketchbookdrawing #plantart #plantdoodle #treelover #weirdtree (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cndo_f7uXFl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kateja-art]

I think it becomes a challenge named 100 weird trees #watercolor #worldwatercolormonth #tree #trees #weirdtrees #sketchbook #painting #drawing #illustration #art #artwork #artofinstagram #sketching #chellenge #100trees (at Saint Petersburg, Russia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ8r2PhFooA/?utm_medium=tumblr

[chewybits]

Recently asked if I ever did landscapes... I do, but not often. Landscape doodle. 8/1/2019 . . . . #drawing #doodle #pendrawing #markmaking #landscape #jaseland #jasedaniels #weirdtrees #jaseisgreat https://www.instagram.com/p/BseL62QFkNp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m4nxs4ykj0jg

[megpie]

"In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful." -- Alice Walker. In nature, and in people - I find beauty in the unique, the weird, the imperfect. That's where the magic is. 🌲🌲🌲✨️✨️✨️ #rimrocklake #pnwcamping #pnwlife #rimrock #weirdtrees #oldtrees #treetrunks #natureismyhappyplace #natureisthebestmedicine #natureismyreligion #treestagram #treehugger #treelover #treestump #oldforest #forestwitch #forestview #natureismagic (at Rimrock, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeVJnt7LDBQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[artliteram]

#weirdtrees #vakantziki #Greece #happyingreece #trees #flora https://www.instagram.com/p/CQlBoWOnVzx/?utm_medium=tumblr

[travelilaworld]

Have you ever seen a tree in a weird position? Here are some of the weird looking trees that can make you astonish and create a curiosity to see them in real. To know more visit http://bit.ly/2LJY4dx

[middayninja]

Circus trees, this was a term coined fore trees purposely groomed or grafted into unusual shapes or into patterns. I will admit my small lot has several. Mine are not really circus trees as they were not shaped through intent so much as natural environment. Here we have two oddities, both black walnut a prized hardwood. The elder has had most of it's root base taken by the river. It has slowly been falling for the past decade or so. The younger has grow up in the shadow and has not struck a good truck yet, bit more a sprawl of ground level branches. They will grow into very interesting trees or lumber, but very atypical. #trees #circustrees #weirdtrees #blackwalnut #findthesquirrel #floodplain #river #rubiconriver #mississippirivertributary (at Hartford, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3reZTBpV78/?igshid=sc3hhiluupxf

[punkecodavid]

Un taco hecho en México, un jardinero preparó árboles, grafitis y la antigua escuela primaria de mi madre. Eso fue ayer... Un taco de fabrication mexicaine, un jardinier a préparé des arbres, des graffitis et l'ancienne école primaire de ma mère. C'était hier... #hechoenmexico #sanfelipedejesus #gustavoamadero #cdmx #mexicodf #momselementaryschool #mexicantacos #weirdtrees #knowyourorigins #familylifestyle #connaistesracines #vacationtime #graffiti #murales #escuelaprimaria #mexicanosalgritodeguerra (at San Felipe De Jesús, Distrito Federal, Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0TTwnqAiv-/?igshid=19zghz79jrwyf

[drivendreamz-blog]

These purple spikes looked so sick of 😎😈 Found this #weirdtrees in the woods. 🤔imagine walking into this tree at night😭. . . . . #photography #beautifulphoto #phonephotography📱#phonephotography #havingfunwithit  #phototaking  📸   #photography #reallyenjoyingthis #falltowinter #phonephoto #phonephotos #lovingphotography  #pmwintergridchallenge #phototaking 😍 #havingfunwithphotography #phoneography #tryingphotography #noobphotographer #lovingphotography  #winterishere❄️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs1i1THgrJh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vdnwxhib8kea

[stevekiddart]

Weird tree sketch🌳 Drawn with pencil, #kuretake and #sakura brush pens. . #stevekiddart #weirdtree #weirdtrees (at Hever Castle & Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsSeJYjFL3q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17fy41g5ceqys

[pshamer]

Man I draw trees weird. . . .

Anyway, this is a very old drawing I came across the other day. Don’t even know when I did it lol. Enjoy my weird @$$ tree! <3

[brucedrawsworlds]

Day 35 sharing my #numenera art finds us deep within the vaunted Amber Monolith! Long a symbol of the mysteries that this setting represents, now some of its secrets have opened up. I was working on this over 2018 holidays, so it became like an experimental xmas tree for me. #weirdtree #seattleart #seattleartist #sciencefantasy #interiordesign #wonders #wonderspaces #rpgart #rpg #rogartist #cyphersystem #ninthworld https://www.instagram.com/p/B95nfFBjwOa/?igshid=382ivwbfccta

[arlocloudcards]

idk how to draw aurora borealis so im scared to color this. The lineart turned out so good, that i now fear colors...

[lanternlightersblog]

#Repost @maximillianpictures • • • • • • Møgeltønder, Sonderjylland, Denmark 🟦💡 “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” #light #night #blue #dabadeedabadaa #dark #darkness #streetlamp #streetlight #yellowlight #street #oldstreet #nakedtree #weirdtree #tree #trees #silhouette #magic #dumbledorequotes #harrypotter #hogwarts #black #colours #contrast #silhouettes #amateurphotography #lantern #photography https://www.instagram.com/p/CSKcuq0sZax/?utm_medium=tumblr