#weirdraccoon

[celerydays]

I found your other blog by "accident" because I recognized the icon and I was like "has she posted anything about reprieve yet?" and GODSSs I'm just happy I wasn't anywhere public!

Great blogs both of them! Love them <3

(I might spam-like the other one later tonight lol)

LOLOLOL NOOO NOT THE SECOND BLOG 🫣😂

I'm glad you enjoy it though hahaha 👀 It's there purely for the study 📚 the inspo 🤌 and the vibes 🥴🤪🥵

Also not confirming nor denying anything about when it's gonna be posted could be soon, within the week, who knows really, but I might have sent the full skeleton of Part 2 to my non-HL bestie and this was her very vague review of it hahaha:

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T GET YOUR EXPECTATIONS UP, this is SO SO SO FAR from being a masterpiece!!! 😩 But I am kinda proud of a couple of pages/panels in particular, especially with how new I am to drawing this kind of stuff 👉👈

Anyways, ty @pjs-everyday, you'll be getting more progress pics from me throughout the next few days, likely dropped into your discord DMs randomly at 2AM or something as per usual 😭💗

[the-haiku-bot]

Me, every time

the conversation dies: You

seen Nimona yet?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Me, every time the conversation dies: You seen Nimona yet?

So, I watched Nimona like three weeks ago and read the comic last week, and now I have a new obsession. I loved the movie because the style was so cute and the comic because it was so simple but also not. And anyway.

Have you seen Nimona yet? It's on Netflix.

[ao3feed-tomarry-harrymort]

The Dark Lord's Family

The Dark Lord's Family

by weirdraccoon

What if Tom Riddle were adopted by her mom's uncle and he grew up in a (dys)functional family surrounded by love and care and dark magic? Oh, yes, apparently two of his new parents liked to play with the dark arts. And his mom had a special magic she called Ancient Magic? What do they mean when they say they are kind of immortal? Seems like the Sallows were raising a future dark lord. Maybe Tom would've grown up better in an orphanage, right? With a better family? And who are those suddenly following them? What do they want? Tom doesn't care much, as long as his family is safe and his Harry is happy.

Words: 2093, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 6 of Adopted Dark Lord AU

Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Multi

Characters: Original Female Character(s), Sebastian Sallow, Ominis Gaunt, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Regulus Black, Background & Cameo Characters, Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald

Relationships: Ominis Gaunt/Sebastian Sallow, Ominis Gaunt/Original Female Character(s), Sebastian Sallow/Original Female Character(s), Ominis Gaunt/Sebastian Sallow/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter/Tom Riddle

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Eventual Tomarry, Eventual Plot, Family Fluff, Kid Fic, Ancient Magic (Hogwarts Legacy), Dark Magic, Crack Treated Seriously, kind of, Kidnapping, Alternate Universe, Timeline What Timeline

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48211384

[fanartandfanfiction]

Hogwarts Legacy modern AU texting (suggested by @weirdraccoon !)

Sebastian: Hey, do you know where MC is? I haven’t been able to find her.

Ominis: She’s probably up in the astronomy tower, that’s where she’s been spending all her free time.

Sebastian: oh, that’s nice, she was just saying the other day that she thought Amit could use a friend.

Ominis: Sure, THAT’S why she’s up there 🙄

Sebastian: ??? What other reason is there? She doesn’t like astronomy that much.

Ominis: Perhaps it’s not the stars she’s there to look at 😏

Sebastian: ???? Wtf? What else would she be looking at??

Ominis: Use your brain, I know it’s difficult but I have faith in you.

Sebastian: Smart ass. The only people that go up there are Thakkar and Andrew Larson

Sebastian: oh

Sebastian: NO NO NO NO NO

Ominis: I can smell the smoke coming from your ears.

[rypnami]

HAPPY 1 YEAR TO HL!

i’m feeling more sentimental about it today, so enjoy a sappy post

i may sometimes complain/vent about this fandom and its various ups and downs, but at the end of the day so much good has come out of it for so many people, and that’s something no one can take away from us. so many people are kind. from friends i’ve made to causal acquaintances i only spoke to once or twice, there’s just a lot of good people here.

it’s so nice to see how happy this game has made people. like we have a whole community of human beings that were so touched by whatever aspect of the game that it inspired them to write/draw/make edits/make mods, and not a lot of people can say that about their communities.

to @boxdstars @eternalremorse @plxnetn1ne @weirdraccoon @damn-it-a-hogwarts-legacy-blog @xantineverdoer @blueraineshadows @cuffmeinblack @hotcinnam0nspicy @gobletoffeels @grandeoatmilklatte @justanassociate @little-emerald-snake @girl-named-matty

thank you so much for being people i consider friends, and for being so genuinely wonderful to me all the time, even when i probably made it hard for you.

i hope that this time next year, we have grown stronger as a community and keep creating content, and most importantly remember to keep being kind.

much love 🩷❤️💖💕💞💝🧡💛💜💙💚

(sorry if i left anyone off the tag list btw but there’s just so many ppl 🩷)

[fanartandfanfiction]

This is shockingly accurate

No pressure tags: @weirdraccoon @anxious-possum @voxophile

Thanks @imaslytherpuff ! That was fun

first celebrity, outfit, quote, and aesthetic pic on pinterest is your vibe ✨

no one tagged me in this but i wanted to do it lol

np tags: @moonfaeriebunny @fandoms-writings @vonalyn @eloquentreverie @wildflwrdarlin @witchywithwhiskey @buckets-and-trees @thornsnvultures @multiversefanfics @vellicore @povlvr @anthony-sharma @perdidosbucky-yyo @shamevillain @vviolynn @intrepidacious @vase-of-lilies @cosmicbucky @a-scorpii @tumblin-theworldaway @dreamlandcreations @lilacevans @illicitfixations and anyone who wants to!

[celerydays]

Pairing: Sebastian x Ominis x f!Hufflepuff!MC

Warnings: A suggestive/censored panel of spicy dreams, voyeurism

(This IS going to be heading towards explicit smut after this, so just know that this is overall 🔞 NSFW / MDNI 🔞)

Synopsis: It's their seventh year and Clementine, aka "Em", has been running herself ragged and hardly taking the time to rest. She finally decides to take a brief nap in the Undercroft where no one could possibly find or bother her. Aside from two Slytherins, that is...

Length: 9 pages

master comic post | all related/tagged posts | my art | support me on ko-fi

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3 – coming soon]

👀 oh?

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A/N: The rest of the parts going forward will be uploaded as image previews with links to the full pages on twitter / poipiku~

Updates will be SLOWWW since I'm also learning how to storyboard, map out dialogue, SFX, panels, and backgrounds as I go. Making a comic for the first time feels like it's literally causing my brain to have to rewire and function differently rn lol 🫠

I'm hoping/aiming to complete Part 2 in maybe...2 weeks-ish, now that I have a slightly better idea of how long this takes me 🫡💗

//Taglist//

@akashia94 / @blueseachelle @bunnybabyfanpage @bxrabbito / @cathyket @cinnamon-bun47 / @daughterofthemoon92 @doigettokeepyou @dragonoficeandwind @dreamqueenkala @drwhogeek91 / @eleanorstaghart / @fangirl-criminalminds-garvez @finalgirllx / @grandeoatmilklatte / @hotcinnam0nspicy / @infinitivesky @irishgal2022 / @jeniffler @justadreamer20 @just-another-fanfiction-writer / @lyl1pad @loving-him-was-red13 / @mediocrefruitlover @motelwitches @my-amazing-nerdyness / @nightelfanabell / @phinik / @sandrys-stuff-blog @sarcasticpluviophile @slinket @somekindof-losersclub @slytherin-paramour / @thecheesenmain / @weirdraccoon

[weirdraccoon]

This is one of my favorite songs and I feel it every time I hear it. I have a... story that goes with it but it's personal and kind of stupid so read only if you are curious.

Warning tho: Suicidal thougts and a very long rambling text.

So, in 2022 I went to Canada to meet with a guy I met on facebook (don't think anything yet, I know this is dumb). Anyway, this dude I met was from Mexico too, different city, but close enough he could visit.

We started talking during the pandemic and I didn't want to meet him in person haha and I used the fact that we had to stay home as an excuse to explain why I didn't want him to come (this dude couldn't take a simple "no").

Fastforward to May 2022 and he came to my city. I still didn't want to meet him but I admit he had been fun to talk to and I considered him an online friend. Besides, I had already looked him up, y'know, to check he was who he said he was and all. (I even found the name of his parents lol I'm good).

I remember Dr. Strange was on theatres and I told him I'd meet him if he invited me to see it and when we were waiting in line he told he was moving to Canada and he'd like it if I went with him. I was like "hold it, you're just an online friend" but I guess he had already put my in the girlfriend-zone which sucks.

That year was one of the worst years, emotionally for me. I've just finished my career and I was giving online classes and I felt like a functional adult. But then, I quit my job because of dumb stuff my dad put in my head and I had nothing to do- no work, no study, no energy to write or paint or anything really. And I started thinking:

If I'm doing nothing, then what's the point.

To be alive without actually living.... It'd be better if I didn't exist at all.

I guess it consumed me and it depressed me even more and all I did was sleep and pretend I was doing good when I had to go see my family.

I felt like a ghost. Now I realize I had been feeling like that, as if in a daze or a dream or like smoke, for a very very long time.

FB dude invited me to Canada then, paid for the plane and everything. Mom seemed excited that I was apparently meeting someone, even Dad was unworriedly cheering me on, telling me I should explore and travel and meet people (ohgoshamIcrying?)

So I went.

I knew I couldn't put my life in other people's hands, and not in a trusting way but in a desperate attempt at finding a lifeline.

That song?

I first heard it when I was sitting near a lake.

Dude had to work all the time I was there, so I was by myself most of the time. I still slept most of the day, then went out, drank water to feel full but I didn't eat that much in those two weeks, wandered around downtown, visited the National Gallery, took a bunch of photos to look content on my instagram...

I almost didn't come back.

My thinking process was: if I die here, they won't have to see my lifeless body. They won't have to hold a -what's the word- like they did for my uncle (who died just a few months before my trip). It'll be better for them all if I just disappeared. Bunch of people disappear everyday. Tourists. Specially women, right?

I listened to that song every single day during my stay there and I kept looking for the oportunity, the place. Waiting for someone to actually do it for me and even wishing FB dude was a psycho who'd do it for me cause apparently I was a coward.

Anyway, I did come back and I feel awake and I no longer want to do it even if I think not existing is still a good idea. Went to the psychologist, figured some stuff out, realized I hadn't mourn my uncle like I should've, put my life on my hands with a pretty simple and dumb goal: I don't want to leave that on my brother.

Now I'm still convincing myself, every day, that I do want to be here.

And even if there are days when I just sleep and think that I don't deserve to exist, I keep trying the next day.

Ignoring myself is difficult, but I also enjoy shutting myself up by proving I can do things.

It helps that now I have a job, so I have to get up for that, and HL helped a lot, taking me home for a little while and finding me a new little fandom with even a friend or two (even if we dont talk much).

Still... I'm scared of maybe not comitting it, but I guess I don't really take care of myself, and I'm just following my uncle's steps on how to stop existing.

But scared is not the right word either. I guess I'm just sad. Again. All the time.

[fanartandfanfiction]

Hogwarts Legacy Modern AU (for @weirdraccoon )

MC: OMINIS!

Ominis: Good lord, must you shout like- why is there something talking in your bag?

MC: You have to help him! I found him in the Forbidden Forest. He’s injured and I have no idea if he understood me, but I said “hang on little buddy, I know someone who can help!”

Ominis: unzip your bag, you’re not giving him any air.

MC: I didn’t want him to escape! Also he’s kind of bitey.

Ominis: Of course he tried to bite you, a strange woman shoved him in a backpack! -kneels beside the bag and speaks in parseltongue- You’re alright, we’re here to help you

Snake: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Ominis: You’re alright, she brought you here to help you. What’s wrong?

Snake: A unicorn stepped on me. And then a human shoved me in a bag.

Ominis: I’m going to let you out, please don’t bite. We want to help you. Will you let us help you?

Snake: You, not the grabby one.

MC: Would you like to include me in this conversation?

Ominis: He was stepped on by a unicorn and then a grabby human shoved him in a bag. He doesn’t want you to help him.

MC: Rude.

Ominis: Alright, I’m going to unzip the bag. Crawl up my arm, I’m afraid I won’t be able to see you. I’m blind.

Snake: Humans can be blind?

Ominis: Unfortunately. You’re quite a large snake.

Snake: That’s not very polite.

Ominis: Apologies, I just was picturing a smaller snake since MC picked you up and put you in here. I figured she’d be afraid of you.

Snake: She said I was a cute little scaley baby. It was humiliating.

Ominis: Of course she did. She’s not bad, she’s very kind. She just gets carried away sometimes.

-waves wand and mutters a healing spell-

Ominis: How’s that?

Snake: You healed me! Thank you! I am in your debt.

Ominis: Don’t be silly. Would you like us to take you back?

Snake: Too dangerous. May I stay with you? I like you. You speak my language.

Ominis: Only if you promise to be kind to my friends. May MC pet you?

Snake: Ugh, fine.

Ominis: Alright, he’s healed. He wants to stay with me, so I suppose I have a pet now. He says you can pet him.

MC: OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM! Let’s go to Brood and Peck and get him some stuff! Can he wear a little bow tie? Does he have a name? Can we call him Kevin?

Ominis: You really need to calm down. I don’t know how long he’ll tolerate you.

Snake: I don’t know what a bow tie is, I don’t have a name, and I don’t want to be Kevin.

Ominis: He doesn’t like Kevin.

MC: William Snakespear? Snake Gyllenhall? David Hisselhoff?

Ominis: Did you just have a list of snake names prepared?

MC: I thought about it the whole way here.

[rypnami]

thanks for the tag! cute idea!

ngl this fits for me also this is exactly how i describe my favourite character iykyk

uuuhh tagging (sorry if you’re double tagged!): @weirdraccoon @little-emerald-snake @cuffmeinblack @blueraineshadows

I found this cute picrew and fictional character personality quiz and thought it would be fun to see others’ too!

💜 tagging: @rowaelinsdaughter @tsunami-of-tears @lidiacerv0s @hellodarling1357 @danikamariewrites @v3lv3tf0x @pixiestookourstardust @throneofsapphics @mika-no-sekai-blog and anyone else who wants to do it!

[rypnami]

tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

thank you for tagging me @cuffmeinblack @a-usernamelol @espressoristretto-patronum @hazyange1s and @holdmymallowsweet ! ur sweet to think of me ❤️

LAST SONG: talk to me- the sheas (im pretty sure this was the same as last time i was tagged in one of these too omg)

FAVOURITE COLOUR: indigo! 💜💙

CURRENTLY WATCHING?: heartstopper (again)

LAST MOVIE?: red, white, and royal blue ❤️🤍💙

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY: all of the above? fr though probably savoury. i have a massive sweet tooth and i love spicy food but nothing beats a good savoury meal!

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: unavailable :)

CURRENT OBSESSIONS?: hl, leander prewett ofc, firstprince, prewlow, josh shea and everything he’s done ever, bucket hats (bucket hats are cool. i’m starting a trend. buy a bucket hat)

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED: can u fix visual snow

(i recently learned that’s part of what’s wrong with my vision. hooray.)

tags! (again apologies for double tags xox): @kaidynsarell @rednite-dork @girl-named-matty @n0va25 @newbienewness @alibasnur @dwightschrute11 @weirdraccoon @ravenquills

[celerydays]

Pairing: Sebastian x Ominis x f!Hufflepuff!MC

Warnings: 🔞 NSFW / MDNI 🔞, explicit smut, voyeurism, m/m oral, female masturbation, choking if you squint, and wildly inaccurate period clothing (🗣️ she's got panties on boysss! 🗣️)

Synopsis: It's their seventh year and Clementine, aka "Em", has been running herself ragged and hardly taking the time to rest. She finally decides to take a brief nap in the Undercroft where no one could possibly find or bother her. Aside from two Slytherins, that is...

Length: 10 pages

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3 - coming soon]

Full comic on [TWITTER] and [POIPIKU]

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A/N: ...I would like to formally apologize for how long this took me to complete lol 🫣

But I hope you guys enjoy this segment! I want to sincerely thank you all for your endless patience with me 💗

I'll be switching over to starting to release only about 2-4 pages each post because I'm learning that doing ~10-ish pages at a time is not sustainable for me as a workload lol 😵‍💫 So here's to (hopefully) more regular updates and a healthier passion project schedule for me??? 🥂

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//Taglist//

@akashia94 / @blueseachelle @bunnybabyfanpage @bxrabbito / @cathyket @cinnamon-bun47 / @daughterofthemoon92 @doigettokeepyou @dragonoficeandwind @dreamqueenkala @drwhogeek91 / @eleanorstaghart @eternalremorse / @fangirl-criminalminds-garvez @finalgirllx / @grandeoatmilklatte / @hellsitemoon @hotcinnam0nspicy / @infinitivesky @irishgal2022 / @jeniffler @justadreamer20 @just-another-fanfiction-writer / @little-emerald-snake @l0onymoony @loving-him-was-red13 @lyl1pad / @mediocrefruitlover @motelwitches @my-amazing-nerdyness / @n3rdybirdee @nightelfanabell @notdaninotfound @nothing-leave-me--alone / @phinik-nonw / @sandrys-stuff-blog @sarcasticpluviophile @sebastian-and-ominis-share-me @sekkitsu @sevprince-91 @shadow-tumbler @shameless0shenanigans @shiftedvoid @slinket @slytherinthrouplewannabe @somekindof-losersclub @slytherin-paramour / @tessari-the-dreamer @thecheesenmain / @vixencrawley @vixorell / @weirdraccoon / @yahboohah / @zoleea-exultant 

Feel free to let me know in the post comments if you want to be added to the taglist (or if you are on it and have changed your mind and would like to be taken off! 💕)

[weirdraccoon]

Remus meeting Tom.

Remus: He seems like a good kid.

Sirius: His family is nuts!

Sebastian: You can stay over but don't go looking for the inferi, ok?

Tom: I won't, dad.

Sirius: Inferi in my house!? Remus!

Remus *watching Harry and Tom play mini-Quidditch*

[rypnami]

ooo thanks for the tag :)

my top 5 recently:

1: do all my friends hate me? - mckenna grace

2: poison poison - reneé rapp

3: ballad of a homeschooled girl - olivia rodrigo

4: lost in records - the sheas

5: august - taylor swift

one could say i’m ’going through it’ at the moment lmfaoooo

tagging!(sorry if you’ve already been tagged) @cuffmeinblack @xantineverdoer @blueraineshadows @weirdraccoon @girl-named-matty

tagged by @28reas0ns to post my top 5 songs recently TY TY

i don't understand but i luv u – svt / blue – taemin / angel – keshi / elevate – ambré ft. mack keane / killer – fka twigs

tagging @dawei-s @beomgyutruther @minholing @signed-manny and anyone else who wants to do it <3

[cloverwoodss]

“I’m nine!” Tom exclaimed. “I know more things than the other children! And I know I’m not supposed to see you! Just how I’m not supposed to talk to snakes!”

Harry’s eyebrows rose to his forehead.

“So, you’re more than a simple wizard,” he muttered, kneeling in front of him.

“What?” Tom asked, forgetting to step back before the man- Harry grabbed him by the shoulders. “A wizard? Like the fairytales?”

“Oh, fairytales are real,” Harry grinned childishly then winced, “mostly.” He shook his head, “but I saw it on you just like you saw me. You knew I was not…  common, right? Because of a feeling?”

The Keeper of My Soul by WeirdRaccoon

I was a last moment artist but I’m so happy I got to participate in this <3

[fanartandfanfiction]

Hogwarts Legacy Modern AU (suggested by @weirdraccoon )

MC: Hey, you wanted to see me?

Sharp: Yes, sit down, there’s something we need to discuss.

MC: Is something wrong?

Sharp: No, I just feel it’s my responsibility to have this talk with you. -visibly uncomfortable- I understand you’ve been dating Mr. Sallow.

MC: Yes?

Sharp: I know people around your age are…having new experiences.

MC: I have no idea what that means.

Sharp: -shifts uncomfortably, tugs at his tie- You might be trying new things. Physical things.

MC: If you’re referring to fighting goblins, I’m good.

Sharp: Please don’t make me say it.

MC: Well, you’re going to have to, because I have no idea where this is going.

Sharp: -exasperated- Sex! I’m talking about sex!

MC: Oh my god, you’re trying to have the sex talk with me.

Sharp: There are certain things girls your age should do to prevent pregnancy.

MC: I would rather dunk my head in a boiling potion than continue this conversation.

Sharp: You have several options. The first is condoms-

MC: I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP TALKING

Sharp: There’s also a contraceptive potion you can make. I’ve taken the liberty of preparing a few for you, but here’s the recipe as well.

MC: Cool, thanks, are we done??

Sharp: Yes.

MC: Fantastic. If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go throw myself off the astronomy tower.

Sharp: I’ll be doing that after you.