#weirdest polycule on earth

[dead-sp1der]

taken straight from my (priv) twitter because I'm too lazy to rephrase this to make more sense:

Seth comes out of retirement after disappearing from every server for years with his new god like invention and is proudly showing his stuff to Mysty. Then Seth invites his good buddy Etho because he doesn't want to make it awkward by only inviting Mysty. Etho then drops literally everything to be there and Seth is like "my stuff!" hoping desperately it'll make Mysty fall in love with him, but all Mysty reacts with is "wow cool! btw omg is that the Etho's lab ??? woww!!! Etho!!!" and Etho is ignoring her while staring at Seth with an expression that can only be described as dealing with years and years of pining

can u talk about etho/mysticat/sethbling i am Intrigued

Nice try Mysticat

[fandom-space-princess]

Tagged by half the polycule, lol. (Seriously thank you for the tags, @inochian @nalivaa @ckneal @ramseynatural and @synesindri . I am feeling the love 🥰)

Three ships: spn edition: midam, samifer, sabriel. Branching out to my other fandoms: (Mass Effect) shakarian, (Dragon Age) hawke/anders or solavellan. Aka damaged ships for damaged people.

First ever ship: in spn fandom? Destiel. But waaaay back once upon a time, before I even knew the word 'shipping' to describe what I was doing, it was Buffy/Angel/Spike. Ah, youth.

Last song: Marina 💖 'Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land'

Last movie: honestly I have no idea. I watch maybe 2 movies a year, and I don't remember the last one.

Currently reading: About a third of the way through "On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous"

Currently watching: slowly making my way through American Horror Story. Creepifying in all the best ways 😌

Currently consuming: I just got back from the co-op and came home with the weirdest plum mead. It's so good!

Currently craving: don't think I'm craving anything, actually. I'm content.

Tagging: @rosemarysdevil @heavensmostadorableangel @freetobeafcknriot @saint-raphael and anybody else who wants to do it. I have no idea who's been tagged by now so I'm tagging you all in my heart.

[justanothergaymess]

I say “all my favorite characters are treasonous sapphics”, but is that true? Let’s take a look.

Briala is locked up for treason against the Orlesian Empire at the end of TME and inarguably leads a movement that aims to overthrow the Orlesian Empire, and is canonically a lesbian.

Fiona inarguably commits treason against either the Sunburst Throne or the White Spire or both at the end of Asunder. Also she is bi and no one can tell me otherwise.

Leliana is imprisoned for treason against the Orlesian Empire in Leliana’s Song and she’s canonically bi.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus is committing treason against god by trying to resurrect Gideon, the woman she loves.

Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity is committing treason against god by trying to kill him and destroy his empire and is part of the weirdest fucking polycule in the galaxy and has slept with women.

Camina Drummer is committing treason against the United Nations of Earth and Luna while being part of the OPA and is committing treason against the Free Navy as of S6 currently. She’s part of a large Belter polycule and seen on screen kissing women.

Tali’Zorah nar Rayya is wanted by the Admirality for treason on at least one occassion and she was provably intended to be bi.

May Marigold, Winter Schnee, and Weiss Schnee have all committed treason against the Kingdom of Atlas. Now, canon doesn’t say that they are sapphic but canon says very little to begin with so they are sapphic.

Kyoshi is framed as having committed treason against the institution of the Avatar for most of RIse of Kyoshi and she is canonically bi.

Kassandra is framed as having committed treason against the Polis of Athens and has slept with a significant amount of the women in Greece.

Edelgard von Hresvelg has committed treason against the Saints, the Church of Seiros, the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, the Leicester Alliance, all the nobility of the Adrestian Empire and the government of the Adrestian Empire, meaning that the only institution in Fodlan she hasn’t committed treason against is the office of the Emperor of Adrestia, and that only by the technicality that she is the Emperor. She’s biromantic.

[theorangerangers]

Any cute headcanons for the Mesogog is everyone's DAD au??? Idk why the idea's absolutely ADORABLE!!

* The team never takes Trent’s morpher when they find out because it’s not like Mesogog being a team mates dad is anything new.

* The kids birth order is Trent (because he was actually born not made), Ethan, Kira, Connor, Eric

* So of course Ethan and Kira are kinda of upset that their YOUNGER brother gets to be in charge as red ranger

* But they get over it when they realized Dr.O was giving him more work to do because he was the red ranger and also didn’t know that a new moon doesn’t literally mean the Earth has gotten a brand new moon

* Eric is mesogog’s favorite because he knows to NOT TOUCH THE WEIRD GLOWING ROCKS

* Tori once had the weirdest parent teacher conference of her life with Mesogog, Elsa, and Zeldrax in terrible disguises before realizing after the fact they weren’t they weren’t just a weird alien polycule that probably lived in new tech city and were in fact the Dino thunder villains and she very much wonders if Dustin is finally rubbing off

* Mesogog realizes because his machine was not made to make more than one creature at a time the reason Connor and Eric are both so air headed is they literally got half the intelligence they were supposed to

* Eric got stronger interpersonal skills but Connor actually knows how to READ

* Mesogog has to figure out how to teach Eric to read

* Zeldrax tried to make them play with Goldenrod

* They bullied Goldenrod in the way only your older cousins can but also looked out out for him in the way cousins do

* Connor: he might be a freaky little loser but HE’S OUR freaky loser!

* Goldenrod: thank you!

* The tension on Mother’s Day between Hayley and Elsa is unreal

* Uncle Zeldrax has to compete with not just one or two people to be the kids favorite uncle but rather every male ranger up to wild force

* When they realize Trent was the oldest Connor and Kira immediately begin picking on Ethan for being a middle child like them

* Elsa and Tommy at PTA meetings is a nightmare

Thanks so much for asking! I wasn’t really sure which ones of these were cute so I picked ones that I just though you might like. Feel free to ask for more!

[reginaldqueribundus]

having an ordinary day at work until you have to chase off some guy and his weird boyfriend who's wearing a spa bathrobe and keeps calling him “Admiral” for some reason, after said boyfriend jumps into the whale enclosure claiming he wants to talk to the whales. after you get off work you see them trying to walk the 8 miles back to San Francisco. you feel sorry for them and offer them a ride. you ask the Admiral guy why his boyfriend is so weird and he says he's Mormon. the boyfriend announces the whale is pregnant and when you ask him how he knows that, the Admiral invites you to dinner. they have a brief lovers' quarrel resulting in you just dropping the boyfriend off in the middle of Golden Gate Park like a stray raccoon while the Admiral tells you over pizza that he is a time-traveling eco-conservationist astronaut from the future. he's very well-dressed but has no money and he gets a call on a weird-looking walkie-talkie from some Scottish guy who also calls him Admiral. the entire time he's low-key flirting with you and you're wondering if you've stumbled upon the Bay Area's weirdest polycule and/or ecoterrorism cell?

but then you discover an honest-to-god invisible spaceship sitting on the grass outside the polo field and get pulled apart and reassembled at the molecular level and next thing you know you're helping them pose as doctors to sneak into a hospital and you end up time-traveling to the 23rd Century because you're just that passionate about your job. you crash into San Francisco Bay and there's an alien screaming in the sky and someone tells you the whales are talking to it (!) which is why they needed them in the first place oh and by the way the spaceship you were on was also stolen

anyway the Admiral get called on the carpet before the freaking President (of Earth? of space? you're not 100% caught up yet) for all their various crimes including stealing a spaceship and then blowing it up but the government basically gives him a medal for it

and then you have to let him down gently and this is all over the course of like 48 hours

thinking about Gillian from Star Trek IV. imagine already coping with aliens being real and time travel being real, having just abandoned everything you know to go 300 years into the future and immediately get to watch the guy who brought you there be put on trial by his entire interstellar government for various capital crimes including stealing a heavily armed spacecraft in order to bring his boyfriend back from the dead

[bisexualtimothylawrence]

Ok blue, just because you asked so nicely, we'll send the character meme ask you're looking for: Harry!!! (While you're at it, how about HR, too?) (Also, to clarify, we're not complaining. It made me grin after reading that meme and thinking "Harry, of course, obvs, definitely, one and only, are there other characters on that show? Ok Cisco yes" - and then to scroll down to see the post abt your bro-in-law) ;) So change that verb to "who" and tell us a meme thing!

So first of all I'd like to thank Tumblr's mobile app for royally *sucking* at telling me I have asks~ Second, I wish to thank Tumblr's mobile app for being a royal pain in the ass when iT COMES TO FORMATTING REPLIES.

Anywho! Not sure what verb I should be changing but on to the answers.

For Harry!

•My NOTP for them: Sn/o/wells. (I just. Don't like them as a pairing at all. Sorry!)

•My BROTP for them: Cisco! Snarkiest of bros. :,)

•My OTP for them: Come now, Nonnykin. I'm clearly Barrison trash. :U

•My second choice pairing for them: Tough one, to be honest. I am a fan of Harrisco, though I don't write it. But I'm gonna go the completely self-indulgent route and say Earth-2 Tess Morgan. Just because it's the other pairing I write a lot of with him.

•My fluffy pairing for them: Hum hum... probably Barrison? I like writing it to be a bit silly at times. *However* comma...

•My angsty pairing for them: Also Barrison, though really any of my three main ships for him have so much angst and anguish potential. I live on angst and complex feelings you know.

•My favorite poly ship for them: Do I HAVE to pick just one? Look. I love Bharrisco. I love Iris/Barry/Harry. I idly ponder the possibilities of one giant Team Flash polycule. I have even written a threesome involving his Earth-1 doppelgänger. Polyships. *^*

•My weirdest pairing for them: ::gestures at the doppelcest. GESTURES WILDLY AT THE DOPPELCEST.:: (You best believe I ship Harry/HR as far as canon possibilities go. And you best believe I will one day figure out how to write a Wells-cubed ship.) Honourable mention goes to Harry/Cat Grant tho. We may have been deprived of glorious canon interaction but can you imagine the snark and sassery and neither of them putting up with each other's shit? Uh huh. You know you want it now.

And for HR, since you asked so nicely~ (Fair warning: whilst he is my precious cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure... I am not nearly as obsessed as I am with Harry. So. This will be difficult.)

•My NOTP for them: ...I... don't think I have one, to be honest? He's too cute and fluffy and adorable; I want him to receive ALL THE LOVE. The closest is probably Barry, though? Not that I would recoil on sight or not read such a fic, but I have a hard time picturing it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

•My BROTP for them: Jesse, probably. Just. Picture him being the best/weirdest 'uncle' a girl could have. The shenanigans they could get up to, to Harry's massive consternation. Imagine it. Imaaaagiiiine.

•My OTP for them: Augh I don't know! So many excellent choices. ::scrubs face:: Ok if we assume Wally is 18 or older - which, college student and not explicitly stated to be young for one, so I'm assuming yes - I am totally down for this. Otherwise see below.

•My second choice pairing for them: Cisco. (Come on, the whole, "If you ever disappear like that again..." thing. Hello. Be still my shippy heart.)

•My fluffy pairing for them:Don't... specifically have one, tbh? Sorry. Like none of the potential pairings scream FLUFF, you feel me? (Except perhaps HR&Jesse being bros on an eternal quest to give Harry high blood pressure.)

•My angsty pairing for them: HR/Randolf Morgan. Oh, that is RIFE with angst potential, my friend.

•My favorite poly ship for them: ...Yes. Next question!

•My weirdest pairing for them: Ahahaha... probably Harry. Doppelcest is pretty weird I suppose. But I have a thing for pairings involving adorable rays of sunshine and grumpy jerks, so. You know. (I really wanted to see Harry actually develop some respect for HR...) And if that doesn't count as weird, then here: HR/Coffee otp 4 lyfe. (Ok ok slight joke but come on that man does love his coffee...)