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A man is kissing and hugging a tractor Another man goes up to him and says, "what on earth are you doing to this tractor?"
The man replies explaining that him and his wife are having some marriage problems so a friend said that he should do some sexy thing to a tractor.
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NaPoWriMo 2024: Day 6- Will it kill you?
Our featured resource for the day is “A Poetry Channel” on YouTube, where you’ll find an eclectic array of poems being read with accompanying images and video. And now for our (optional) prompt. Today’s we’d like to challenge you to write a poem rooted in “weird wisdom,” by which we mean something objectively odd that someone told you once, and that has stuck with you ever since. Need an…
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Found around the office #office #cats #weirdadvice
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I told my friend to leave her cheating boyfriend in the worst/best/ way ever. Don’t really know why but I at the moment felt like it fit. Or maybe I was just hungry but it worked. “You need to drop him faster than a hot ass cookie you picked up from the pan that came out the oven 2 seconds ago”
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But why? #dove #chocolate #weirdadvice
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...how did he end up in my 17magazine...? #edsheeran #seventeenmagazine #seventeen #weirdadvice
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Maybe it's time to stop reading weird advice from Cosmo and start taking advice from history's craziest breakup stories.
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