#weird old chef yaoi

[saltplane]

So #awesomecool I love cross shipping

Anyway I like to think they’re divorced so here’s wedding drawling…

[slightlytoastedbagel]

hypothetical season 3 where there isn't another competition for 1 million dollars it's just the 14 other campers putting on a bet to see if MK and Julia get their shit together before Chris and Chef finally actually announce that they are in love with each other

can't believe mkulia didn't happen at the end of season 2 considering the fact Julia instantly lit up when she saw MK's face on the screen in that one challenge (the memory challenge one? idk how to describe it off the top of my head) and the only other character who also did that was Raj upon seeing Bowie's face. y'know. the two who are dating.

[galaxirin]

001 for Djurador. You know it was coming akakjdjs

Yes. And I’m excited.

Link to questions

001 | Send me a ship and I will tell you

When I started shipping it if I did

I started shipping it when I started reading the Djurador posts on tumblr. I didn’t even know what they looked like at that time until I researched further. And then I instantly got attached bc hah. Old man yaoi /j

My thoughts

I LOVE THEM!!! ugh they’re so good together. I love how even if they never met they just somehow click??? If that makes sense. Also bc i Like seeing these two unhinged individuals actually be sane together.

What makes me happy about them:

All the scenarios where they just be as chaotic as possible together. They always make me laugh,,, these guys deserve to at least relax sometimes even through their own weird ways. Also things I cannot say here but Marble u know. (Ok and also closed species- (gunshots))

What makes me sad about them:

That they don’t interact or even talk about each other in canon 😭😭 pls,,, I’m starving. I have to have content or I’ll shrivel up and disappear /j

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

There’s so little. So so little. It has so much potential but all I see is either the popular ships or mha bb crossovers and I’m just 😭

Things I look for in fanfic:

Bantering, and maybe more mature fics. These guys are not for kids. I swear. And I just need more fics in general

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

I don’t really see Djura ending up with someone else tbh. But for Brador definitely Laurence. The parasitic relationship between them is chef’s kiss.

My happily ever after for them:

Just honestly being together even in the midst of Yharnam… maybe they would leave but Djura still wants to keep the beasts safe so they would be content just living together and working out their traumas together. Also bc their 300+ wingmen that bark at their door.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon:

Djura is the little spoon only so that he can smash his face into Brador’s tits. He needs his tits to survive. And Brador is fine with it since he likes hugging him anyway.

What is their favourite activity:

Cuddling!!! Just laying with each other and ignoring all of their problems,,,, they just want to focus on the present for now and it’s all they need,,, aside from each other of course

[legalownerofakaashikeiji]

Hi! I was wondering if I could please bother you for a BNHA match-up. I am not too picky with any specifications as long as the students are aged up. I am a straight, 26 year old doctor doing my residency. I am chubby, 5’1” with blue eyes and wavy light brown hair. I love cooking, baking, reading, writing, working out, playing video games, yoga and watching anime. I love spicy foods and weird new combinations but I’m not the biggest fan of sweet foods.

I am a INFP Capricorn and tests seem to think I would be a good Gryffindor. I genuinely dislike people who are willfully ignorant or unwilling to experience new things. I am an introvert with a pessimistic line of thought but unless you know me very well I appear to be an extremely happy and outgoing person. I have a social battery meter that I have to follow closely or else I get overwhelmed and need to be either alone or around someone special to recharge

Hi, thanks so much for requesting. I’ve had to put A LOTT of thought into your match-up because I seriously didn’t know who to choose

in the end i decided to match you up with...

~KIRISHIMA EIJIROU~

Now.. I know that some people may not agree with me but lemme just quickly explain why

I seriously believe that Kiri could bring out the best in you ESPECIALLY as an aged-up Pro-Hero and vice versa

I’m more than 100% sure that he won’t even dare judge by appearances since its not manly at all, his best friend is Bakugou for Christ’s sake, so if your appearance, whether it be your height, features or body type, is something you’re insecure about this ManlyMan ® wouldn’t give up until you feel like the Goddess that he treats you like

I’m guessing that being a doctor means working long hours so you two might not see each other much but when you do he makes sure that you both are having the best time and being comfortable. He’s up for whatever your up for, be it a nap or an hour long hike

I don’t think that he is a master chef but he wont burn water either, so you two would DEFINITELY cook dinner together and bake cakes for yourselves like in the movies and all I’m so jelly

I also think he’d eat pretty much anything you would and he has a sweet tooth but won’t force you to go binge eating sweets with him

On days he’s more tired he’d love for you to read him your current book or something you were recently writing whilst cuddling together wherever

Just a quick note on cuddling- HE’S A HUGE CUDDLE BUG

When it comes to writing if you’re the type to write late at night when he’s come back from work (assuming you two live together by then) he’d put your health first and draaaag you either to bed or to take a warm bath with him.

If you ever feel comfortable showing him your work, asking for criticism he’d really focus and try get into the story for your sake so that he can be as honest as possible with you

As honest as he’d be he wouldn’t utter a bad word about your work, compliments only when he’s in charge!

He’s literally a Pro.. of course he’d be working out and would have so much fun doing it with you.

He does mostly, if not only, muscle and cardio work so if you do other types he’d definitely be open to trying!

Same goes for yoga, although i can’t imagine him having very good balance so he’d struggle at first but find himself so at peace watching you gracefully change positions and would find it absolutely adorable

Kirishima, without a doubt, has experience with anime and video games

Animes- he would probably be into ones that give off a yaoi vibe without him even realising it ,he’s just there for the drama and competition. He isn’t the type to watch things like Tokyo Ghoul though (he probably used to get nightmares tbh) but I’m sure you two could mutually agree on something to watch on days off

As for video games.. this man will turn to be so competitive, and the both of you will just try to sabotage each other all the time if you two play something like Mario Kart. If you’re more of a COD, Overwatch, R6S typa gal then He’d love for you to teach him and play with him every now and then but would rather watch you get you mad when you die, puff your cheeks when you get frustrated 

BUT HE WOULD FORCE YOU TO PLAY ACNH WITH HIM

You’d go to each other’s towns and it’d just be really cute and soft

This God of a man would never turn down trying new things, he’s all for it!!

Pleeaase introduce him to stuff he’s never seen before he honestly thinks you’re the most wonderful person ever he’d do anything for/with you

As an introvert tell him if you ever feel uncomfortable when you’re out or if you’d rather stay in than go out he is  p u t t y in your hands

He will try to take you out to new places and introduce you to new people because he is such a social butterfly, just tell him when you don’t want to be involved anymore and he’ll completely understand

When you reveal to him your more pessimistic thoughts he’d be kind of shocked but wouldn’t question you and would just try to let you see the more optimistic side of things!

You have to let him know about you getting overwhelmed because he would just make it worse by trying to press you to tell him what’s going on which I imagine wouldn’t lead to something pretty

Tell him and he’d completely understand! He’ll leave you be and you can go to him whenever you need and rant or whatever would relieve you from your stress

Further into your relationship hopefully he’ll become a special someone you can recharge with (it’d be his honour) and like always he’ll be following your every command

This is exactly like opposites attract and I personally think that you’d have a very wholesome relationship!

THANKS SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR

MATCH-UP❤

[saltplane]

Peppino and his weird ex husband

(It’s Mr mix from the creepypasta)

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Han/Leia: Awesome, great, wonderful. One of the best canon pairings ever. "I love you. I know" is so iconic. It should be awful getting an "I know" to a love confession, but they made it super romantic. 10/10 (after writing the zelink rating, I realized I appreciate Hand and Leia even more because it's a complete subversion of main girl/main guy. Luke is set up to be the typical hero, with Leia as his love interest. The entire first movie, poster and all, is going that way. But then in Empire, the whole thing gets shaken. She falls for the scruffy outlaw instead of the heroic farmboy protagonist. Then in Jedi Luke turns out to be her brother, so they avoid the lame love triangle too. Just. *chef's kiss* Great writing. Great pairing.)

Zelda/Link: And now we go to the exact opposite, because I don't like Zelink. At all. I've never played a game where they come across as anything but friends at most. Usually not even that. Zelda is the princess is Link is her loyal knight. It's pure "main girl/main guy" syndrome. I vastly prefer Link with Sidon, or Dark Link, or Link from a different game, or Ganondorf, or those fics where Sheik is a separate character from Zelda. This is 100% my personal bias, but 0/10

Captain America/Iron Man: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWN. I've tried reading a few fics, but they're all so boring and I just feel weird thinking about these two characters together. It might be because I'm a big fan of "the shorter one is the bottom, always" slash tropes, but I can't picture 60 year old Robert Downey Jr with that facial hair as a bottom. Steve Rogers gives off much bigger bottom vibes, but I just can't get into a big beefy dude taking it. Especially when the writers dunk their sex scenes into yaoi tropes and he starts acting like a femboy in bed. This pairing is just not for me. Most MCU pairings aren't. I think the only MCU pairings I do enjoy are crossovers from outside the MCU. Gimme some Harry Potter and Loki instead. (though most of those fics are pretty bad too tbh)

Alright, fandom discourse time guys. Tell me your favorite and/or least favorite ship and I'll rate your taste in fictional relationships. Go!

[saltplane]

I really fuck with them I have to draw them again soon…

Peppino and his weird ex husband

(It’s Mr mix from the creepypasta)