#weird dream au

[applestitches]

au based off weird dream - main four designs

they are all aged up to 13 btw

[doddsmountain]

More of my weird dream au

[porter-pumpkim]

weird ninja turtles dream

OK so I had a dream where it was like, tmnt but very weird,

First main difference, splinter was actually still human even after the turtles were mutated, there was like, a version of draxum so I think this was taking from rise, also I think they were all in Japan instead of ending up in New York?

Draxum made the turtles using splinters DNA cause of the whole great warrior thing, but splinter managed to break out mostly unscathed and took the turtles with him, staying un mutated, in this dream splinter had the whole acting career as a cover up situation for the warrior thing I think,

Anyway so apparently splinter has a wife who's still alive in this version and she fully agrees to take in the 4 turtles splinter brought home, and life is actually pretty good, raph, Donnie, Leo, and Mikey are all privately tutored for their education sense splinter and his wife don't want to risk sending the kids to public school, they live in a nice house on a hill farther away from people, splinter does teach the kids martial arts a bit, and I think his wife got raph interested in gardening so he had his own little garden section

Shit hit the fan when the turtles were a bit older raph was about 14, then Leo and donnie seemed like they were around 11, and Mikey was only 9,

Splinters wife is murdured by one of the actors he worked with who he trusted, the murderer lady was also fairly close with the turtles and knew about them, splinter heard screaming and went to check, and I'm guessing the murder lady secretly worked for draxum or something? cause she mutates him into a rat finally, there's a fight and apparently they both vanished? The turtles were convinced their dad also died and that they were orphans, and it was now up to raph to raise the others,

The dream kinda skipped a bit, and like, I think the turtkes had those cloaking brooches or something cause nobody questioned them being turtles, raph is old enough to have inherited the house and is trying to run things there, Mikey and Donnie are playing detective trying to figure out what happened to their parents, and Leo became an actor, using his position as splinters kid as a sort of spring board into his career,

Oddly enough they never actually went into the hero route, I'm assuming maybe it happened as the investigation went on? Maybe it started with Donnie and Mikey then as they found out more they also somehow got sucked into crime fighting? Unfortunately I woke up before I could see the stories ending,

Still that was one hell of a dream! Also raph did end up seeing his mom's corpse and the broken window from the fight so I'm pretty sure he got extra traumatized, also ngl Leo looked like he couldn't handle what happened so he kinda just threw himself into anything to distract himself from the situation

[0nl0n]

seeing you explaining your Aus, what's your favourite au?

I gotta say , Weird dream Au has to be my favourite cause if I never had my weird dream , I would not be shiping my favourite ship! (saturn x Uranus + house au) how you may ask?

Well it sorta like this:

Uranus: okay we escaped that lab. Our friends are far gone......what do we do now?

Saturn:wanna make out?

Uranus:sure why not

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And now I've been shiping them ever since 😅 it was my first ship cause i tried to watch solarballs as canonly as possible (haha , look how many aus and hcs i have now past me!)

I have a fanfic of my fav ship but I won't post that yet since I don't have the confidence yet

[mildarka]

...concerning

[conflitdecanard]

Had a dream a young Zoro protected a group of Shaymins and they loved him so much after that 〒▽〒

So I doodled it heehee And I'm pretty sure my brain didn't mean to make the two ball of green fluffs hangout as a joke dzedezd

[zu-is-here]

* A serrade petit cat appears! (ò_ó")

[tatck]

Issue 2 Vagabond Comic Part 5/?

Ko-Fi - ISSUE 1 START - PREVIOUS - ALL CHAPTERS - NEXT

[lqfiles]

SCORE THAT GOAL — rating my boyfriend’s hair colours

masterlist

notes ; no ptp update BUT i got this one done finally so here you guys go for whoever cares.. happy birthday to 🦦🇹🇷 anon 🥺

[dreemurr-skelememer]

it falls down again moments after

[eva-birdman-art]

I once had a dream where they were going to leave the Hephaestus early and Jacobi said he was going to miss setting Eiffel on fire💀

[applestitches]

making a weird au based off a dream I had…

[thebibliosphere]

I don't know if I'll ever finish it, but occasionally, I am reminded that I started writing crackfic based on a dream I had after playing too much Garden Life and also reading too many Nightwing comics, and I'll open up the document and laugh myself sick at how awful a time Slade Wilson is having in my haunted flower shop AU.

He's been ripped body and soul out of his genre and into a cozy Hallmark movie with undercurrents of cosmic horror, and there's nothing he can do about it. Worst of all, the human he kidnapped is unkillable. At least by him.

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Slade took a menacing step forward, then stopped dead in his tracks, unable to move another inch. "The fuck."

He looked down at his boots, struggling to uproot them from the dirt-strewn floor. When that failed, he gave up and took a desperate swing across the shop counter. The little witch didn't even flinch. She didn't need to. The same invisible force wrapped around his arm, holding it in place as he strained his outstretched hand toward her neck.

"What the fuck did you do?" he demanded, arm shaking as sweat began to bead down his brow.

"Me?" she asked, far too innocently, like butter wouldn't melt in that smug, annoying mouth. "Bless your heart, dearie, that's not me. That's the plot armor."

"Plot what?"

"Armor," she repeated slowly for him. "I know you're familiar with the word. I've seen that discounted Spirit Halloween ensemble you call a costume."

Slade snarled, renewing his efforts to crush her windpipe. "I know the word. What does it mean?"

"It means I'm protected. The story can't advance without me, so you're stuck with me." She smiled sweetly. "Lucky you."

"Story? What story? What the fuck are you talking about?"

"This one," she said, gesturing around them as though that explained anything. "The one we're in. The one you pulled me into. The one I can't leave until you figure out whatever the fuck you're supposed to be doing. So if you could hurry up and do that, that'd be great. I've got shit to do, and it doesn't involve holding your hand through whatever bullshit character arc crisis you're going through."

"Lady," Slade breathed out through gritted teeth, "you are fucking insane."

"Oh, sweety," she drawled, leaning across the counter and causing his arm to draw back of its own volition, not allowing him to get a hold of her throat, as she patted him condescendingly on the cheek. Clearly, whatever bullshit proximity magic she was pulling didn't apply to her ability to touch him. "You don't know the half of it."

[marragurl]

Look. This ain’t true. Like at all. This is so not the dynamic of this ship-

BUT

It’s fucking hilarious

So I made this on a google doc on my phone and I’m heading back to my sleep because of course, this came to me in a dream

[ariariari-freehounreal]

Android!GLaDOS from this dream I had where aperture got overrun and before they destroyed the Mainframe GLaDOS backed herself up into a realistically human android and they thought she was a test subject so they helped her get out.

She wore an eyepatch because she couldn’t really hide her optic or she wouldn’t be able to see

She tells people that her optic is a prosthetic eye she had to get after an accident, but the actual prosthetic is the ‘normal’ eye

Chell had been on the surface for a few years when she ran into GLaDOS while applying for a job in a city [THE WORLD IS OVERRUN BY COMBINE STILL AHHHH] And she got the job and they became friends and had a slow burn and then Chell discovered her real identity and was like. [shocked ASL noises!] but then GLaDOS was like

I’m your only chance at getting out of this place

So they lesbianly teamed up while in their workplace situationship and awkwardly flirted their way to GLaDOS committing violence against a police officer bc the combine discovered she was a robot and they tried to grab Chell bc they were like

This citizen is in danger!

And GLaDOS just pulled out a Glock and shot him and was like that’s MYYY girl and then they started a police chase and then I woke up

Maybe I should make this into a fanfic

[issylra]

DREAMLING AU↳ break me shake me by @issylra

"Your face," Dream says, voice gone low and gravel-pitched. "I find myself rather attached to the look of it." Suddenly, Hob feels sixteen again. Dream still holding that cotton ball. Hob's lip still bleeding down his chin. "I don't like seeing you hurt," Dream had said, quietly, secretly.