#weird Dankovsky head cannons

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Daniil Dankovsky will attempt to climb the walls like spiderman before he admits he needs help getting something off the top shelf.

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Personally? He's bi and has known since forever. He just sorta realized oh, one day and was like "guess that's just how it be."

okay but is daniil an "I've known I was gay since birth" kinda guy or a "man it sure is weird I wanna make out with this man and also raise kids with him" kinda guy

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Ask Compilation - No. 1

Trying this format on for size since we want to answer your asks in a timely manner but are generally unable to do so without flooding your dashboards. Let us know if you like it! We will not listen

Pathologic fandom, grab your panacea!

Grief fandom, grab your shotguns!

Clara fandom, grab your healing powers!

Artemy and Daniil fandom, grab your colleague’s hand and hold it tightly, as if gripping on to a lifeline and begging it not to leave you. Because despite it all, despite the trials and hardships, you can’t bring yourself not to care

General Block fandom, grab your cannons!

Personally, I believe it is just one big joke. I think everybody else is in on it except for me (and now you) and they’re just doing it to prank us. Someday, I’m going to walk into my living room and see a giant cake & the other three mods will jump out of it and say “surprise! We were just kidding about the whole ‘Dankovsky being hot’ thing. It was just a prank. We’ll give you your wet food again and let you out of your cage and won’t yell when you try to sit on the couch. It was all a joke!” and then all the horny content surrounding Daniil Dankovsky, Bachelor of Medicine and famed thanatologist, will be wiped from the internet forever. That plan does, however, require entering my living room, and seeing as I haven’t left this basement in several years that is going to be an issue. I’ll keep you updated on my attempts to do so though!

Clara gets her healing touch from the beanie. You will too! Just try it. Go lay your hands on a sick man and the lord will let you know whether they have an evil soul or just a future restraining order against you

I’m very sorry, dear viewer, but unfortunately you are mistaken. Clara does not wear a “wig .” If this were to be accurate, she would more likely say “beanie” or “weird hair stubble” or “crushing weight of knowing I am responsible for the death of a child” as those are just a few of the actual things she has hanging over her head. Very good attempt though!

This one doesn’t get an answer

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Dankovsky is the kind of doctor who wears beetle-patterned socks underneath his chunky boots.

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Daniil Dankovsky absolutely knows the difference between scarlet, vermillion, and cherry red and he will strangle you if you get them mixed up. He does not, however know the names of different shades of any other color, and refuses to learn.

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Dankovsky sometimes gets so invested in research he forgets to eat food until he tries to stand and nearly passes out.

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Dankovsky may be nearing thirty but that doesn't stop him from making excited noises everytime he sees a cool rock.

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I'm so obsessed with these drawings of Daniil Dankovsky as a preteen ballet dancer. I couldn't find the exact time period I was looking for, so these ballet uniforms are more of an early 20th century style. There's a fem and a masc version because I wanted to draw both. The fem version could be an egg Trankovsky. References below.

reference images used: Anna Pavlova teaching a ballet class. More Anna Pavlova. Some students at the Imperial Ballet School St. Petersburg, ca. 1913. pose reference.

The red neckline isn't in any of the references, by the way; I just wanted to give him some Dankovsky flair.

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The Bachelor technically knows how to cook, but he only does when he has other people over so they will be impressed.

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the real reason Dankovsky wears massive boots is because he's deathly afraid of stubbing his toe.

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Lately I've been kind of obsessed with the idea that Daniil Dankovsky took ballet lessons as a child. I have so many Ideas about this which I am completely incapable of articulating coherently.

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Daniil Dankovsky is a morning person... but not by choice.

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When Dankovsky was a toddler his parents definitely taught him to say big science words solely so they could impress their friends at dinner parties.

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Daniil Dankovsky is refuses to kill spiders he finds in his house. They're his little buddies.

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Daniil Dankovsky hates the taste of black coffee but will only eat chocolate that is 80% or higher.

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Dankovsky is the kind of guy who writes his documents exclusively in Adobe Caslon Pro or Garamond. And no, EB Garamond isn't good enough.